szia chick de la lynch

[blixa]

yeah. my ex was a white boy who spoke fluent spanish. i hated when he spoke it. just looked and sounded weird.

[Crazylegs]

Aren't spanish people considered white?

[blixa]

what i meant was that my ex is from an english background aka anglo-saxon. he learned spanish because his ex's mum didn't speak english. he was with her for four years so he picked it up.

[chick de la lynch]

Yeah, it always looked weird when my co-worker spoke Spanish, too. But he picked it up through his Mexican girlfriend of five years and living with her family.

I feel like an asshole whenever someone comes up to me speaking Spanish and in my white girl voice I say "Sorry, I don't speak Spanish".

[blixa]

you know what you got to do now! date a mexican.

[bright lights, big city]

hey that's what I'm doing

[blixa]

you're going to speak better spanish than heaven hahaha

poor heaven.

[bright lights, big city]

haha that depends on how long it lasts, but yeah I only remember the basics of what I experienced in high school and when I worked in a grocery store.

[chick de la lynch]

you know what you got to do now! date a mexican.

Ugh! But I've only been attracted to one Mexican and he's about as white washed as I am. :/ Mexican men do nothing for me.

hey that's what I'm doing

And it's not me?! I'm insulted.

[bright lights, big city]

hey that's what I'm doing

And it's not me?! I'm insulted.

it's a proximity thing. don't be jelly.

[chick de la lynch]

As long as I'm your #1 white washed, Mexican half-breed then I forgive you.

[bright lights, big city]

Half-Breed. What a great nickname haha.

[blixa]

half caste. such a gross term.

[chick de la lynch]

Half-Breed. What a great nickname haha.

Haha, why didn't I get this nickname sooner?

[blixa]

my ex texted me. wants to "hang out sometime..."

i said maybe and that it'll be awkward and he says, "no, natural baby!"

HE CAN  GO FUCK HIMSELF EVERY WHICH WAY.

[chick de la lynch]

Which ex is this? Sounds juicy!

[blixa]

kyall. to be honest, i have zero interest in hanging out with him.

[chick de la lynch]

Wow, that is a name I haven't heard in ages! Why did you guys break up again? Was it because he was a raging jackass?

[blixa]

yes, that is exactly why. he's a fucking pretentious wanker. i will never want to hang out with him. ever.

[black coffee]

my ex texted me. wants to "hang out sometime..."

i said maybe and that it'll be awkward and he says, "no, natural baby!"

HE CAN  GO FUCK HIMSELF EVERY WHICH WAY.

why didn't you say no?