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azwethinkweiz is roy munson. both phenoms in their youth, they threw it away in a tragic bowling accident. only for az, it was a penis in the ball waxer.
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jerry curls is derek zoolander. both known for their iconic facial expressions, refined tastes, and "model" behavior. he next appears in the fall line of who farted clothing.
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chickdelalynch is jan morrow in pillow talk. both independent, sophisticated women. no man will hold them back from gettin what they want. a true lady in mans world.
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tarkil is leon the professional. why else would a frenchman be living in asia? hes a hired assasin with a penchant for little girls. when not offing people or teaching little girls the "techniques" he tends to his houseplant.
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deftonekid is the mariachi. like the mariachi, deftonekid went from a scruffy chino wannabe in the first film to antonio banderas. audiences were stunned.
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aenemic is wooderson. both have no discernable means of income and drive trans am. like wooderson, aenemic likes to cruis the high school parties because he "gets older, but they stay the same age". will be going to the aerosmith concert this weekend
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white pwny, mrs swa and t rock are varla, rosie and billie. these ladies may look like a good time, fellas watch out! dont follow them down a dark alley when they offer, thats for sure.
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necroceteanbestiality is R2D2. like R2, he makes wierd noises and is the true hero of the film. also, like R2, he was molested by jawas.
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fireal1222 is that guy on the couch. like that guy, he will smoke up all your weed and appear out of nowhere. they are both known to spout profound shit from time to time.
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alvarezbassist17 is tyler durden. is he real? is he a manifestation of our superego appearing to us subconciously? will he kick the crap out of you?
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juicyfruit is mallory knox. both naturally born bad, both soooo good. dont be so eager with this one.
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emotive lotion is michael bolton. both are trapped in meaningless office jobs. both endure riducle at their names, only in emotives case its endless jokes about masturbation and lotion.
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rxqueen is marion crane. both stopped on the road for a good nights sleep and shower. both got more than they bargained for.
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yoda on mars is prof. dave jennings. the coolest teacher you ever met. will likely be fired after smoking weed with his students.
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goldpony is milton. i too work in the basement. dont touch my swingline.
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zevaka is red. like red, z is a man who knows how to get things. he also has yard cred with the sisters. it took a long time and a lot of ass rapings, but he got that cred. the most beloved character.
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moz is peter north. like north, he dabbled in gay porn early in his career before settling on giving the ladies exclusve NORTHern exposure. makes cameos from time to time, but is no longer a full time player. fans are eagerly awaiting his 2008 return!
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i know i said id wait but...variable is george clooney batman. why GC you ask? two words...nipple suit. that and hes much handsomer than the other batmans.
hahahaha you freak!!!
im the mariachi so you better watch out milton!!!!
its great bro nice effort!
im still laughing!!!
our board reeks of sexiness
no doubt about it
Hahaha funny stuff!
Wow, get a fucking life dude.
this thread is the best ever. hahahahaha... you're awesome, man!
HAHAHA!
oh man. totally awesome. I couldn't be happier with your choice for my character.
hahahaha the R2D2 almost made me choke. hilarious.
I always knew that Deftones had the best looking male fans.
i want to have so much free time
and... no me in the film...
Haha! Nice Josh! SooooooO Funny! You hit the nail on the head with some.. I dig it. I especially like that you found a group of girls for us girls to be! Super Sweet
~ Varla ;)
I just did a lil investigatory journalism.. and found this out about Varla, Rosie and Billie... as I had never heard of them...
Varla, and her fellow go-go dancers Rosie and Billie like to drag race their hot-rods out in the desert. Rosie is Varla's sometime lover and Billie just likes to hang around for the fun - she's sort of the loose cannon in the trio. ......3 strippers seeking thrills... YAY!! hahaha.. funny stuff.
omg goldpony i havent laughed like this in ages...i needed it!! you did a great great job and i cant wait for more additions to the story :) AWESOME!!
Quote from: Zevaka on Nov 28, 2007, 02:35 PM
i want to have so much free time
and... no me in the film...
i only used pics i found on the board, i didnt want to infringe on anyones privacy. trust me Z, i looked for your pic but couldn't find one. i had an awesome one for you
Quote from: yoda on mars on Nov 28, 2007, 09:32 AM
this thread is the best ever. hahahahaha... you're awesome, man!
i have to fix your pic tho, it worked last night ???
Quote from: untz untz untz on Nov 28, 2007, 09:14 AM
Wow, get a fucking life dude.
uh in case you didnt know it, this is my life :'(
Nice nice.... :)
We need more random stuff like that...
That was good.
LOL @ R2D2
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And starring as Moz...
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I think there is a Z picture on my thread somewhere.
Quote from: Moz on Nov 28, 2007, 06:57 PM
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And starring as Moz...
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Ewww MOz.
who's the black character? each movie should have one.
hahahahaaa thats too much
thanks
JAJAJA! awesome
Quote from: yoda on mars on Nov 28, 2007, 08:46 PM
who's the black character? each movie should have one.
haha word
Quote from: deftonekid on Nov 28, 2007, 10:56 PM
Quote from: yoda on mars on Nov 28, 2007, 08:46 PM
who's the black character? each movie should have one.
haha word
so we have someone that can get killed first, amirite?
Quote from: Moz on Nov 28, 2007, 11:41 PM
Quote from: deftonekid on Nov 28, 2007, 10:56 PM
Quote from: yoda on mars on Nov 28, 2007, 08:46 PM
who's the black character? each movie should have one.
haha word
so we have someone that can get killed first, amirite?
i actually had a black character in mind, if i can find a pick we might just have one and they would be integral to the storyline so no death....how could i forget the almighty Moz? i know we haven't talked at all but ive heard all about the legend....
haha Pony guy. YOu forgot a few that are active members! ..... Mozzy, Cyppe, Variable!
But you did so well with us 3 girls, I can't complain alot. ;)
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 28, 2007, 11:48 PM
haha Pony guy. YOu forgot a few that are active members! ..... Mozzy, Cyppe, Variable!
But you did so well with us 3 girls, I can't complain alot. ;)
again, i tried to do members that had posted pics...couldnt find one for cyppe, had a good one for him too. as for vari, i thought it would have been disrespectful with him not here...dont worry hell get his, it was the best
Quote from: goldpony on Nov 28, 2007, 11:52 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 28, 2007, 11:48 PM
haha Pony guy. YOu forgot a few that are active members! ..... Mozzy, Cyppe, Variable!
But you did so well with us 3 girls, I can't complain alot. ;)
again, i tried to do members that had posted pics...couldnt find one for cyppe, had a good one for him too. as for vari, i thought it would have been disrespectful with him not here...dont worry hell get his, it was the best
Yeah, its cool. Cyppe had a pic posted as his av but its gone now. =o( And I can't wait to see the Variable one.
Black elvis? Lawl
Quote from: Corleone on Nov 29, 2007, 12:21 AM
Black elvis? Lawl
ahahah.. I was thinkin that too!
Quote from: Corleone on Nov 29, 2007, 12:21 AM
Black elvis? Lawl
i really wanted to do ross, but couldnt find a pic. u too corleone.....
Quote from: goldpony on Nov 29, 2007, 12:25 AM
Quote from: Corleone on Nov 29, 2007, 12:21 AM
Black elvis? Lawl
i really wanted to do ross, but couldnt find a pic. u too corleone.....
A certain person I know... has a pic of Ross.....
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 29, 2007, 12:26 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Nov 29, 2007, 12:25 AM
Quote from: Corleone on Nov 29, 2007, 12:21 AM
Black elvis? Lawl
i really wanted to do ross, but couldnt find a pic. u too corleone.....
A certain person I know... has a pic of Ross.....
would this certain person be willing to share?
Quote from: goldpony on Nov 29, 2007, 12:28 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 29, 2007, 12:26 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Nov 29, 2007, 12:25 AM
Quote from: Corleone on Nov 29, 2007, 12:21 AM
Black elvis? Lawl
i really wanted to do ross, but couldnt find a pic. u too corleone.....
A certain person I know... has a pic of Ross.....
would this certain person be willing to share?
*smiles* *whispers* he don't look at all black..... I don't think he is...
I lol'd at Fireal being the Guy on the Couch.
great fucking mind you got gold
hahaha.. yeah Fireal being the dude on the couch.. perfect.
*attention*
i have added some special features and enhanced effects to the movie. please re watch to see the new ending. i corrected some glaring oversights that hampered the first version. its something that couldn't be rectified with sharinglungs2:the electric boogaloo
ahh shit...this is turning into a classic! I LOVE IT. :D
LMAO
peter north
hey gold how come your not in the film?
he is.
ehhh you don't have to say sorry for forgetting me, hell I'm a past legend not a present one.
I love this thread though. Its the best thing since the first onedollar vote. thumbs up.
wait are you a girl?
...
Quote from: Moz on Nov 29, 2007, 08:21 PM
ehhh you don't have to say sorry for forgetting me, hell I'm a past legend not a present one.
I love this thread though. Its the best thing since the first onedollar vote. thumbs up.
wait are you a girl?
...
hahahaahahahaha, watch the movie again. i added ya in the new ending
haha
its funny cuz its true
HAHA
very woman'ish girl, i must say
lawl
This idea is solid gold man, this is what SL needed
please please please add more characters!!!!
no, let's do sequel.
need more pics for a sequel (hint hint)
well, I did get a haircut and a job...
Haha I only just noticed this thread, awesome. I'm sure this board is one of the best around.
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Myself, count me for the next.
we need a fucking plot peoples
dont worry kids, since no one else seems intrested in putting these characters all together in a story line I will.
Ok, here is my first attempt at a plot. If you guys like it I will keep adding chapters. If not, fuck off. I quit.
Chapter 1.
Natalie Portman (gets fucked in the ass by a stud)
It was a cold afternoon in December 2007 as the young actress stared out her bedroom window across the city of Chicago and out into lake Michigan from the 5,381 floor of the newly built
Fuck you sears, couldn't even hold down the biggest building in the world, hotel tower. Natalie stood there with tears in her eyes. Not tears for a dead family member or because she recently had a failed attempt in the porn industry due to radical Christian and Islamic fundamentalist finally working together on a common goal. No miss portman had tears of vengeance and anger in her eyes. Tears of excitement because she knew what events would unfold in the windy city in the hours to come.
At that moment a cold breeze came into the room awakening Natalie from her daydream. She knew instantly what it was. Her boy friend of 5 months and new fiance had made one of his trademark entrances. Natalie spun around in excitement to see variable standing there in full dress of the dark night, batman. Her knees got weak as she saw the blood of vengeance drip off of his erect nipples and she actually had to sit down when he took off his mask and she realized the he was in fact hotter than any other batman including Val. Natalie had recently realized that she has a real weak spot for vigilantes who wear black and have secret identities after filming V for Vendetta. However she traded in the blade thrower for another black rubber stud who had at least part of his face exposed because, well she loved to shove the tong of her lover deep down inside of her and sometimes could not wait long enough for a mask removal. Variable and Natilie were engaging in an afternoon indulgence of sodomy when suddenly Variable stopped and started to look around the room with suspicion. " what is it?" asked natalie. "I dont know, something is wrong. Almost like we are being watched." responded variable. They both looked around the room only to decide that it was more important to return to their previous endeavor rather then search the room for any intruders. moments later Natalie told Variable that she had some errands to run and that she would be back to pick him up for the show in a couple of hours. Once the actress had cleaned off all the bodily fluids from her body she kissed the dark night good bye and went on her way.
After Natalie left Variable ventured to his computer and logged onto SL. Recently the Deftones had announced that they were putting on an invitation only concert in chicago. They decided to reward a few of their loyal fans by going to their online communities and picking some of the members as guest for the show. So the chosen members of SL decided it would be fun to meet in chicago and go to the show together. Variable just wanted to log on and make sure none of the plans had changed. Once the he had confirmation of the plans he changed out of the bat suit (leaving the nipples on underneath a fleece for emergency protection) and went down to the hotel lobby for a few drinks before the show.
Chapter 2
Bloody Cape(Tyler Durden is a peeping tom)
Moments later in the high rise hotel of Variable and Natalie Portman, Alvarez rolls out from under the hotel bed. He quickly checks the pent house to make sure everyone had gone, then raced over to the bat suit tossed in the corner of the room. He quickly inspected the suit for any signs of foul play. Alvarez was frustrated not to find what he was looking for. He was about to leave the room when he remembered that Variables cape had been removed in the bathroom. He crept across the marble floor until he reached the bathtub to find exactly what he was looking for. A grin came over his face as he realized that the cape was soaking in the bathtub to remove the blood of one of his Fight Club members who had been slain by the dark night only hours earlier. At that moment Alvarez was startled to realize that the near by shower was on, and it sounded like someone was inside. he crept over to the crystal glass and quickly opened the door so not to loose the element of surprise of any adversaries he may find. A high pitch scream rang through the entire hotel room as alvarez realized he had literally scarred the shit out of his long time SL board friend Emma.
Emma was confused as to why Alvarez was in the hotel room and even more confused as to why he would intrude on her shower as he had. However Emma was even more embarrassed that she had defecated all over the hotel shower in front of the strikingly good looking man. Emma started shouting profanities in German at Alvarez only to be silenced with a gentle kiss. Emma quickly pulled back and asked " what the fuck are you doing?" to which Alvarez responded "Look I cant tell you why I am here just yet, but I can tell I really upset you and i want you to know that there is nothing to be embarrassed about." "YOU MADE ME SHIT MYSELF ALVAREZ, WE ARE BOTH STANDING IN MY SHIT." screamed Emma. "yeah but.....thats kind of hot." said alvarez. "You have got to be shitting me." replied emma only to giggle and add " no pun intended " Emma was a little taken back that she had found someone who also had an appreciation for German Schiester porn. So the two threw caution to the wind and began to make sweet love amongst the feces.
About an hour later Alvarez removed his yellow dish cleaning gloves and informed Emma that Variable or natalie could not know he was here and he had to leave before either of them returned. So reluctantly emma kissed her new found lover good by and watched as he crept out the hotel door. Emma then went on to take another shower and clean up the hotel bathroom so that she would not have to explain herself when her friends returned. when she was finished she threw on a white bathrobe and laid out on the couch to turn on the tv then exclaim "what the fuck was that?"
Chapter 3?
fortunately this story will never be approved by editor (me)
you're talentless author
i approve !!
Keep it goin... ;D
i just like the poop sex, you should work this in for all the charcters
Quote from: Zevaka on Dec 20, 2007, 04:56 PM
fortunately this story will never be approved by editor (me)
you're talentless author
Zevaka=SL editor :D
uuuhhhhhhhhh..........
Hmmmmmm
vanilla ice
This is the best thread I have seen in a long time.
R2D2, lulz.
i hope the jawas were gentle
They made me into the woman I am today.
I would like to see someone else take a stab at a plot to get all those characters together into a semi entertaining plot
I would but I have not any internets and have not the time to write one out on this compy.
excuses
Bitch.
If you are trying to say that you bitched out. Then you, you are correct
B==D ~~~~> O :
yet another good point josh
I am a dick, and you are an ass hole. And dicks fuck ass holes
No, I am a dick, and sometimes dicks try to fuck other dicks, but I don't like that.
well theres an image
Hahaha