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Tomorrow they'll release more pics and DNA proof.
I'm sure they'll postpone it with some BS excuse. why not release the photos right away? that was the vaguest article i ever read ::)
BELIEVE IT, DAMN YOU.
If true I'm sure I'll hear more about it.
haha it looks like its stretching in the top right picture.
I wondered when someone would find this. We went to Mayhem Festival yesterday and Underoath told the audience about it. Not sure what to think yet.
Quote from: Penicks on Aug 14, 2008, 05:12 PM
Tomorrow they'll release more pics and DNA proof.
Dna proof to compare with Joe Bigfoot's. How come the pictures always suck monkey? Oh and this fellas feet don't look to big.
Quote*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five
and three-quarters inches wide at
the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its
hands are eleven and three-quarters inches
long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the
same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo
evidence will be presented at the press
conference on Friday, August 15th.
According to the article they found him not even 100 miles away from where I live in SC
Bear Ghost said he seen many Bigfoot before. Up in the mountains. Lakes. He's seen many visions so far.
Oh shit. I thought this topic was about those pics of my cock surfacing on www.manloveanalsex.com . thank god its just this stupid ape.
Quote from: Runs With The Spirit on Aug 15, 2008, 06:39 AM
Bear Ghost said he seen many Bigfoot before. Up in the mountains. Lakes. He's seen many visions so far.
is that you Ross?
anyways, that is fucking awesome and I'm just hoping it's not yet another fake.
im sure it is ross. He is an indian after all
aliens are next.
Are those its guts hanging out in the last pic?
where are the promised pics?
this sucks man.
if they prove it really exists bigfoots coolness rating will decline drastically.
LOL...i'm skeptic. And they only show that one picture of it dead in the cooler. If I killed/found the thing there would he a fuck ton of pictures.
Quote from: devilinside on Aug 15, 2008, 04:26 PM
LOL...i'm skeptic. And they only show that one picture of it dead in the cooler. If I killed/found the thing there would he a fuck ton of pictures.
right. did anyone else notice how that pic looks like an ape suit...
Quote from: Variable on Aug 15, 2008, 07:08 AM
Oh shit. I thought this topic was about those pics of my cock surfacing on www.manloveanalsex.com . thank god its just this stupid ape.
don't be coy, you know you put those pics there yourself
looks like a black guy.
that post would have been funny if you left the JK out.
7 and a half feet tall? size 16 feet? sounds like yao ming in a monkey suit to me
sooooo Shaq?
LOL!
PALO ALTO, California (Aug. 15) - Bigfoot remains as elusive as ever.
Results from tests on genetic material from alleged remains of one of the mythical half-ape and half-human creatures, made public at a news conference on Friday held after the claimed discovery swept the Internet, failed to prove its existence.
Its spread was fueled by a photograph of a hairy heap, bearing a close resemblance to a shaggy full-body gorilla costume, stuffed into a container resembling a refrigerator.
One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis.
Bigfoot creatures are said to live in the forests of the U.S. Pacific Northwest. An opossum is a marsupial about the size of a house cat.
Results of the DNA tests were revealed in an e-mail from Nelson and distributed at the Palo Alto, California, news conference held by Tom Biscardi, host of a weekly
online radio show about the Bigfoot.
Also present were Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, the two who say they discovered the Bigfoot corpse while hiking in the woods of northern Georgia. They also are co-owners of a company that offers Bigfoot merchandise.
Despite the dubious photo and the commercial interests of the alleged discoverers, the Bigfoot claim drew interest from Australia to Europe and even The New York Times.
Biscardi said the DNA samples may not have been taken correctly and may have been contaminated, and that he would proceed with an autopsy of the alleged Bigfoot remains, currently in a freezer at an undisclosed location.
Reporting by Clare Baldwin in Palo Alto; writing by Jim Christie; editing by Mary Milliken and Peter Henderson<--from hairy and the hendersons????
This is exciting to those who have never ventured the great open land known as North America, especially the mountains, which have sacred meanings to the existence of creation. Bigfoot literally being an artifact of that now. Even though the man is still alive!
even though in the post above you kelly gave proof that this is a hoax. Try to keep up with the big kids.
Quote from: Variable on Aug 15, 2008, 07:08 AM
Oh shit. I thought this topic was about those pics of my cock surfacing on www.manloveanalsex.com . thank god its just this stupid ape.
Hahaha. That was actually quite a good comeback.
So they got the DNA test results back and it was a mixture of human and possum DNA. What a surprise!
wtf? am I the only one that can see that kelly already said that?
just makin sure you're paying attention and up on all your current events, cause who knows when you'll be a lifeline on who wants to be a fuckin millionaire
I would be a great life line. Im a sponge for useless information.
Is it a ironic that they people who say they found big foot also own a bigfoot souvenir shop
Quote from: indychinoluv on Aug 19, 2008, 07:18 PM
Is it a ironic that they people who say they found big foot also own a bigfoot souvenir shop
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,406101,00.html
yeah it was all a hoax
Quote from: Corleone on Aug 19, 2008, 07:28 PM
Quote from: indychinoluv on Aug 19, 2008, 07:18 PM
Is it a ironic that they people who say they found big foot also own a bigfoot souvenir shop
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,406101,00.html
yeah it was all a hoax
At least they tried. Their bussiness would have been good for a few days!
I figured as soon as I saw those pics that this thing was a hoax. But I didn't say anything because for some stupid reason I couldn't see the extremely obvious angle as to why someone would fake something like this. Guess it would have made sense if I actually read the article.
I don't know what the big deal is, living in the woods, I forgot that there was that part of the world that has no knowledge of nature. Get out of the Concrete Jungle once in a while if you want to believe. Instead of what you read.
since bigfoot appears to be almost human, would it make you a pervert if you captured one and violated it sexually?
do you think bigfoot would fight back? wouldn't it be kinda cool to be like "bigfoot? i hit that."
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 12, 2008, 11:14 PM
since bigfoot appears to be almost human, would it make you a pervert if you captured one and violated it sexually?
do you think bigfoot would fight back? wouldn't it be kinda cool to be like "bigfoot? i hit that."
on that note, do you think bigfoot would cry afterwards?
how could you call bigfoot back? you couldn't, and then bigfoot would think you were a jerk who only cared about sex..
i advise you not to fuck bigfoot.
bigfoot is like a moped, it's fun to ride until your friends see you on it
okay i'll stop, even though i could do this all night
Amusing yourself?
yeah, did i amuse you? even just a little bit?
I laughed, gotta admit it.
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 12, 2008, 11:15 PM
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 12, 2008, 11:14 PM
since bigfoot appears to be almost human, would it make you a pervert if you captured one and violated it sexually?
do you think bigfoot would fight back? wouldn't it be kinda cool to be like "bigfoot? i hit that."
on that note, do you think bigfoot would cry afterwards?
how could you call bigfoot back? you couldn't, and then bigfoot would think you were a jerk who only cared about sex..
i advise you not to fuck bigfoot.
Maybe Bigfoot is a DUDE!!!!... you wouldn't be fucking anything. He'd be fucking you.
And on that note. How big would Bigfoot's dick be? Yannow what they say about dudes with big feet....
wouldn't it be funny if you fucked bigfoot and he gave you an std?
Or pubic ticks?
It wouldn't be funny if I did it.. no. But if I knew someone who got an STD from Bigfoot, yes. Then it would be funny.
LOLZ @ pubic ticks. Dude would be crawling with stuff. Nastay. On that note. I would never EVAR have sex with Bigfoot.
Not unless it was shaved...
what if bigfoot stalked you on myspace afterwards?
Not at all! Cmon now. I don't dig hairy men. So, I think that it would be an uber turnoff to see a BIGFOOT covered in hair. Ew. Plus he's gotta stink! Srsly. Do they make huge outside showers?
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 12, 2008, 11:36 PM
what if bigfoot stalked you on myspace afterwards?
He probably would. Yeah, I'm that good. =o) haha!
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Nov 12, 2008, 11:35 PM
Not unless it was shaved...
i wonder if bigfoot could shave itself and pass for like a real ugly dude
then he could go out to bars and pick up drunk fat chicks and give them pubic ticks/lice
i wonder if its possible for a bigfoot to get addicted to drugs or alchohol?
if we ever capture one alive we should have sex with it and then run some tests
did i say have sex with it? i would totally get a bigfoot fucked up.
So.... you do want to have sex with it? And risk the Jungle Jumpies? Fuck that. But I'd definately smoke a bowl with the ol' boy.
I want to see sasquatch knockers.
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Ask and you shall receive.
Yer lucky I posted this one... THe other one I found was NOT pleasant.
I want to see White Pwny boobage....
just imagine this
you are super drunk at this party, and you meet a real hott chick and you hit it off and end up going to your place
when you wake up, you turn over and bigfoot is looking at you smiling...
damn, i should have used a condom.
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 12, 2008, 11:43 PM
Yer lucky I posted this one... THe other one I found was NOT pleasant.
Were there massive areolas? Pancakes? I'd suckle those for days.
actually if i fucked bigfoot i would hit it raw cuz i doubt bigfoot could get pregnant
chromosomes and shit.
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Nov 12, 2008, 11:43 PM
I want to see White Pwny boobage....
:o haha.. ya got me there!
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Nov 12, 2008, 11:44 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 12, 2008, 11:43 PM
Yer lucky I posted this one... THe other one I found was NOT pleasant.
Were there massive areolas? Pancakes? I'd suckle those for days.
No dude, it was a giant woman naked.. pubic hair up to almost belly button. *gags a lil*
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 12, 2008, 11:44 PM
actually if i fucked bigfoot i would hit it raw cuz i doubt bigfoot could get pregnant
chromosomes and shit.
Good point. Balls deep.
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 12, 2008, 11:45 PM
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Nov 12, 2008, 11:43 PM
I want to see White Pwny boobage....
:o haha.. ya got me there!
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Nov 12, 2008, 11:44 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 12, 2008, 11:43 PM
Yer lucky I posted this one... THe other one I found was NOT pleasant.
Were there massive areolas? Pancakes? I'd suckle those for days.
No dude, it was a giant woman naked.. pubic hair up to almost belly button. *gags a lil*
Damnit and damnit.
DO you think if you knocked up Bigfoot... that she would want child support? That would be embarassing. The whole courtroom dramz. EVERYONE would know you fucked Bigfoot.
if i got bigfoot pregnant i would man up and take care of my responsibilities
Awesome. Gross... but awesome.
Lol seriously? Everyone would know if I fucked bigfoot. That video would be posted on Youtube.
if i ever catch a bigfoot anyone wanna run a train on it with me?
Maybe it's just a girl that gives a shit about the image. I'm not down for messin with grody things. haha.
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 12, 2008, 11:49 PM
if i ever catch a bigfoot anyone wanna run a train on it with me?
I'm in.
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 12, 2008, 11:49 PM
Maybe it's just a girl that gives a shit about the image. I'm not down for messin with grody things. haha.
Bigfoot's all stink and no pink.
since we are on this topic, are there any other mythical creatures that you wouldn't mind beasting out?
i think i would like to fuck nessie
FLIPPER FUCK
Hmmm....
I'd take head from a unicorn. The horn would be perfect for steering.
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Nov 12, 2008, 11:54 PM
Hmmm....
I'd take head from a unicorn. The horn would be perfect for steering.
I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!
i would like to have a flying fuck with a phoenix
can you imagine plowing into a giant mythical birds twat at an altitude of 5,000 feet?
VERY SEXY
When it came would it burst into flames? Too risky for me.
Chupacabra. You know that bitch can suck it.
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Nov 12, 2008, 11:57 PM
When it came would it burst into flames? Too risky for me.
Chupacabra. You know that bitch can suck it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
i wanna have sex with the moth man, cuz he lives in wv too
and he could probably just fly over and i could save gas and whatnot
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 13, 2008, 12:00 AM
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Nov 12, 2008, 11:57 PM
When it came would it burst into flames? Too risky for me.
Chupacabra. You know that bitch can suck it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
i wanna have sex with the moth man, cuz he lives in wv too
and he could probably just fly over and i could save gas and whatnot
Lol yes!
I'd give a leprechaun a golden shower for never giving out the goods.
YES! I'd fuck a leprechaun for the GOLDEN pot!!!
ya see what I did there? Golden pot. Ahhh I can imagine it now...
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 13, 2008, 12:30 AM
YES! I'd fuck a leprechaun for the GOLDEN pot!!!
ya see what I did there? Golden pot. Ahhh I can imagine it now...
Clever girl lol
Id totally do a Centaur!
Like that commercial?
Yes.. the one where he's showering.
Lol dirty bestiality. It's the half man thing, isn't it?
Oh sure.. you guys can run a train on Bigfoot.... but I wanna fuck a Centaur.. and I'm the dirty one. Figures.
Double standards, don't you hate 'em?
Yes... and a chupacabra!~!~~ sick fuckers. At least mine is half man/half horse... how can I go wrong?
You'd better hope that dong is long cause if it isn't that's going to be a lot of weight coming down on you.
Duh, we would do it horsey style.
Giddyup!
Rodeo Style.
Without the chaps....hopefully.
Of course!! But probably cowboy hat and CHINO SOXXX! yannow I like them
Are we the only ones posting here now?
i stand by my nessie flipper fuck statement
How about a giant squid! You could fuck what you want, it would all be wet and slippery.
Would be no good for me. =o\
i would fuck zeus
it would be simply electrifying
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 13, 2008, 01:01 AM
Would be no good for me. =o\
There are suckers. They could latch on.
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 13, 2008, 01:02 AM
i would fuck zeus
it would be simply electrifying
The ultimate lay.
Ok, I'd do a Satyr. And DEFINATELY Edward from the Twilight book. FO SHO.
Ohhh suckers.... now that could be interesting.
Exactly. And a vampire? Kinda kinky but overdone. Now, how about a vampire bat? That would be a challenge.
NOT OVERDONE... I've never done a Vampire.. but the cold skin would be teh awesome for keeping some things nip. =o)
Lol, yeah yeah. Take it from the horror fanatic. Every gothic slutpuppy has read Poppy Z. Brite or watched Lost Boys and wanted to fuck the undead. I like the vampires of myth, not the romanticized, Hollywood metrosexuals.
(http://www.astrologicon.org/images/stories/orphicimg/Satyr-and-Bacchante_Pradier.jpg)
Satyr. Hawt.
Boosh!
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Nov 13, 2008, 01:10 AM
Lol, yeah yeah. Take it from the horror fanatic. Every gothic slutpuppy has read Poppy Z. Brite or watched Lost Boys and wanted to fuck the undead. I like the vampires of myth, not the romanticized, Hollywood metrosexuals.
lmao @ lost boys
do you wanna fuck corey feldman?
i wonder why no one said chuck norris
i wonder if a woman's womb is strong enough to hold his baby
i doubt it
He he, looks like I missed all the fun in there...
What about a siren then ? That would be all slippery and wet too... Plus it would smell fishy already, nearly like the original.... :D
i wanna fuck a mermaid
c'mere ariel, you slut, i'm bout to take this shit
What about.... a MERMAN!
seemingly mermaids and mermen do not have genitals.
so the only way to intercourse sexually with them is.. well.
their mouths!
oh well, no merchildren for you
don't they have some kind of orifice? how do they release waste?! couldn't you at least gill fuck one? there's always oral sex. there's always a flipper fuck. i think that i could figure out a way to violate just about anything.
Oral with a merman is fine by me. =o)
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 13, 2008, 10:25 PM
Oral with a merman is fine by me. =o)
you would let a merman lick your twat? fuckin sweet.