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Title: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharingbuns on Nov 20, 2008, 06:43 PM
i don't know what the hell you are talking about people living for 500 years and whatnot
BUT HELL YEAH I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER WOO HOO GREAT NEWS AWESOME JOB
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:45 PM
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 20, 2008, 06:43 PM
i don't know what the hell you are talking about people living for 500 years and whatnot
BUT HELL YEAH I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER WOO HOO GREAT NEWS AWESOME JOB

You know exactly what I'm talking about. you have just confirmed it. Eternal life. Thank you.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: deftonekid on Nov 20, 2008, 06:58 PM
haha I'm an atheist but it doesnt mean I'm a satanist, you're taking it the wrong way, anyways I respect your believes. And for sure I'm going to smoke more often in order to achieve inmortality. Amen.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 07:04 PM
Quote from: deftonekid on Nov 20, 2008, 06:58 PM
haha I'm an atheist but it doesnt mean I'm a satanist, you're taking it the wrong way, anyways I respect your believes. And for sure I'm going to smoke more often in order to achieve inmortality. Amen.

Lol yeah man much respect.

And no I wasn't taking it the wrong way, I was just talking shit like everybody does. Thought I'd try it for a day. Be part of the gang.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: deftonekid on Nov 20, 2008, 07:09 PM
haha ok then now you're part of the gang
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 20, 2008, 07:33 PM
where in the scriptures does it say that they smoked pot?
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 07:37 PM
Quote from: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 20, 2008, 07:33 PM
where in the scriptures does it say that they smoked pot?

I've always hated the term pot, just sounds so dumb, but that's what they want.

Anyway it says all over, it's in parables though so if you're dumb or don't want to think it's what it is you won't get it, it's mentioned from genesis all the way to revelation, and oh yeah I know alot of dumb motherfuckers won't want to accept that fact, but that's okay, archeaology and science and everything else has proved it, not to mention herb grows freely all over there and everywhere around it.

the word christ it self means to be anointed, the holy anointing oil was made from 5 sacred plants Jesus spoke of in the gospels, cannabis being one of them, so it's funny when christians want to critisize it, not knowing their very savior was drenched in it.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 07:41 PM
c.mon man herb yeilding seed, the tree of life, everything that grows green is good and so on and so on, "AND THEN HE BLEW SMOKE FROM HIS TEMPLE AND PRAISED THE LORD"
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 20, 2008, 08:21 PM
ok, I like how you failed to answer my question...

give me a verse...
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 08:25 PM
shit i could give you plenty, pick up a fuckin bible it's clear from the start.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: goldpony on Nov 20, 2008, 08:27 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 08:25 PM
shit i could give you plenty, pick up a fuckin bible it's clear from the start.

so give us plenty, educate our puny minds
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 08:32 PM
Quote from: goldpony on Nov 20, 2008, 08:27 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 08:25 PM
shit i could give you plenty, pick up a fuckin bible it's clear from the start.

so give us plenty, educate our puny minds

oh your educated enough that's why your too good for it, you condescending eff u see kay!
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: devlin on Nov 20, 2008, 08:46 PM
i'm going to assume you kidding. i refuse to belive anyone with the cognitive powers to form a sentence and type it up would belive such a retarded theory.

and if by some change you are serious...marijuana wouldn't explain figures early in the bible living that long. living several hundred years old went out of style about 3000 or so years ago, people were no longer living that long by the time jesus was born, and smoking marijuana never stoped.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 09:02 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 20, 2008, 08:46 PM
i'm going to assume you kidding. i refuse to belive anyone with the cognitive powers to form a sentence and type it up would belive such a retarded theory.

and if by some change you are serious...marijuana wouldn't explain figures early in the bible living that long. living several hundred years old went out of style about 3000 or so years ago, people were no longer living that long by the time jesus was born, and smoking marijuana never stoped.

Is anything ever a joke
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: BloodyKnifePrty on Nov 20, 2008, 09:03 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 09:02 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 20, 2008, 08:46 PM
i'm going to assume you kidding. i refuse to belive anyone with the cognitive powers to form a sentence and type it up would belive such a retarded theory.

and if by some change you are serious...marijuana wouldn't explain figures early in the bible living that long. living several hundred years old went out of style about 3000 or so years ago, people were no longer living that long by the time jesus was born, and smoking marijuana never stoped.

Is anything ever a joke

you
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: devlin on Nov 20, 2008, 09:04 PM
ummmm.....yes....jokes tend to be.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 09:05 PM
Quote from: BloodyKnifePrty on Nov 20, 2008, 09:03 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 09:02 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 20, 2008, 08:46 PM
i'm going to assume you kidding. i refuse to belive anyone with the cognitive powers to form a sentence and type it up would belive such a retarded theory.

and if by some change you are serious...marijuana wouldn't explain figures early in the bible living that long. living several hundred years old went out of style about 3000 or so years ago, people were no longer living that long by the time jesus was born, and smoking marijuana never stoped.

Is anything ever a joke

you

ooooo well i'll be, and to think someone I share the same birthday with, the bible was right, never trust astrology!

no but really that was a great one man, easy, slick, and jive, man I'm gonna take some notes.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: i kill for fun on Nov 20, 2008, 09:41 PM
ok man, you know your completely entitled to your own beliefs and I'm not against marijuana or anything , but this preaching shit is really getting annoying
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: alvarezbassist17 on Nov 20, 2008, 10:06 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 20, 2008, 08:46 PM
i'm going to assume you kidding. i refuse to belive anyone with the cognitive powers to form a sentence and type it up would belive such a retarded theory.

yeah, but see he doesn't have the cognitive power to form a sentence if you haven't noticed yet.

Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 20, 2008, 06:43 PM
i don't know what the hell you are talking about people living for 500 years and whatnot
BUT HELL YEAH I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER WOO HOO GREAT NEWS AWESOME JOB

Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:45 PM
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 20, 2008, 06:43 PM
i don't know what the hell you are talking about people living for 500 years and whatnot
BUT HELL YEAH I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER WOO HOO GREAT NEWS AWESOME JOB

You know exactly what I'm talking about. you have just confirmed it. Eternal life. Thank you.

god it's so weird when you talk to yourself.  like fuck, i really feel like you would've gotten bored of being such a fuckin weirdo alllll the tiiiime.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: devilinside on Nov 21, 2008, 12:08 AM
LOL!
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: White Pwny on Nov 21, 2008, 12:22 AM
I'm pretty sure that even if I toke up everyday.... I'm not gonna live 500+ years.   .... but it's worth a try!   hahahaha.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharingbuns on Nov 21, 2008, 01:52 AM
i think this guy is right, even though hes a dick
i don't know if the bible says it or not, but the middle east was one of the first regions to use marijuana
and jesus wasn't this whitebread guy that we have grown to know and love today
he was a towel head
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 21, 2008, 05:12 AM
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 21, 2008, 01:52 AM
i think this guy is right, even though hes a dick
i don't know if the bible says it or not, but the middle east was one of the first regions to use marijuana
and jesus wasn't this whitebread guy that we have grown to know and love today
he was a towel head
I'm glad you reckognize, but no he's not a towel head, he was from the children of ham and shem collectively, ham means black, and shem means dark, they occupied all of the african and "middle east" lands, but Israel is africa as much as people want to make it somthing else, just look at a map, in fact part of it use to be egypt and Israel is an african word too, not too mention all the semitic languages and life it self orginates from africa, (Nimrod the ethiopian who built the tower of Babel to confuse people with languages) but anyway much respect, you got what I was saying.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharinglungs on Nov 21, 2008, 05:51 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

I would disagree because the Bible is a work of fiction
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jizzlobber on Nov 21, 2008, 06:15 PM
who the fuck wants to live for 500 years...think about how long you'll have to work for! when do you retire, 450? after 430 year slaving to the grind...nah, no thanks.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: oldgentlovecraft on Nov 21, 2008, 06:30 PM
You'd seriously work the whole fucking time?  I'd save up some serious cash and work my ass off for the first 100 years then spend the remainder doing whatever the hell I wanted to. 
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:13 AM
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Nov 20, 2008, 10:06 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 20, 2008, 08:46 PM
i'm going to assume you kidding. i refuse to belive anyone with the cognitive powers to form a sentence and type it up would belive such a retarded theory.

yeah, but see he doesn't have the cognitive power to form a sentence if you haven't noticed yet.

Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 20, 2008, 06:43 PM
i don't know what the hell you are talking about people living for 500 years and whatnot
BUT HELL YEAH I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER WOO HOO GREAT NEWS AWESOME JOB

Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:45 PM
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 20, 2008, 06:43 PM
i don't know what the hell you are talking about people living for 500 years and whatnot
BUT HELL YEAH I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER WOO HOO GREAT NEWS AWESOME JOB

You know exactly what I'm talking about. you have just confirmed it. Eternal life. Thank you.

I'll just use the same disses over and over again because I wanted to be apart of the herd and diss ATF because he long ago proved himself the coolest member of this board, and I just can't take it. So i'm just gonna say the same things over and over again.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:14 AM
Quote from: i kill for fun on Nov 20, 2008, 09:41 PM
ok man, you know your completely entitled to your own beliefs and I'm not against marijuana or anything , but this preaching shit is really getting annoying

Beliefs and beliefs, these aren't beliefs, and what's really annoying is repetition. Which nearly everyone here suffers from.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:16 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 21, 2008, 05:51 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

I would disagree because the Bible is a work of fiction

That's why it's lasted for longer than your imagination can even go back huh?
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 07:49 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:16 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 21, 2008, 05:51 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

I would disagree because the Bible is a work of fiction

That's why it's lasted for longer than your imagination can even go back huh?

Well, since it was created over 2000 years ago.. then yeah.. sure..

Only crazy people believe in things that don't exist.. and stories in the bible.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 09:40 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 07:49 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:16 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 21, 2008, 05:51 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

I would disagree because the Bible is a work of fiction

That's why it's lasted for longer than your imagination can even go back huh?

Well, since it was created over 2000 years ago.. then yeah.. sure..

Only crazy people believe in things that don't exist.. and stories in the bible.

the old testament goes back alot longer than that, 1500 b.c.

If I'm crazy then cool, I can dig that.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 09:19 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 09:40 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 07:49 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:16 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 21, 2008, 05:51 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

I would disagree because the Bible is a work of fiction

That's why it's lasted for longer than your imagination can even go back huh?

Well, since it was created over 2000 years ago.. then yeah.. sure..

Only crazy people believe in things that don't exist.. and stories in the bible.

the old testament goes back alot longer than that, 1500 b.c.

If I'm crazy then cool, I can dig that.

1500 years isnt that long.. considering the earth is Billions of years old.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 22, 2008, 10:06 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 09:19 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 09:40 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 07:49 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:16 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 21, 2008, 05:51 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

I would disagree because the Bible is a work of fiction

That's why it's lasted for longer than your imagination can even go back huh?

Well, since it was created over 2000 years ago.. then yeah.. sure..

Only crazy people believe in things that don't exist.. and stories in the bible.

the old testament goes back alot longer than that, 1500 b.c.

If I'm crazy then cool, I can dig that.

1500 years isnt that long.. considering the earth is Billions of years old.

There's actually signs that the earth was created rapidly...like in a window of five minutes...radioactive halos lend credit to this...

However...if you really want to get technical with shit...there is no fucking way to determine how old the earth is much less the universe...

Ever heard of extinct variables?

Of course you haven't! because they don't exist anymore!

How can we even begin to claim to know shit about jack when it is more than apparent that the conditions of earth are not the same today as they were two hundred years ago?

Do a little soul searching and you should come to realize why the theory of the earth being billions of years old is a crock of shit...

In fact...there are scientist (who do not hold to any religious teachings) that put the earth at around 40,000 years old...why don't you hear about them? Because the powers that be suppress this knowledge and get you to think what they want you to think.

Bottom line...

Take some DMT and think for yourself...you'll find your way.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 01:20 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 09:19 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 09:40 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 07:49 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:16 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 21, 2008, 05:51 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

I would disagree because the Bible is a work of fiction

That's why it's lasted for longer than your imagination can even go back huh?

Well, since it was created over 2000 years ago.. then yeah.. sure..

Only crazy people believe in things that don't exist.. and stories in the bible.

the old testament goes back alot longer than that, 1500 b.c.

If I'm crazy then cool, I can dig that.

1500 years isnt that long.. considering the earth is Billions of years old.

That would be 3500 years ago from now. And these are modern times, everything the bible is about is about now, when i say that people go, but 5000, 7000 years is so long ago, I go no it's not, I use to think so too until I start putting it all into perspective. Take a tip, the bible is modern right, these are all about how life is now, not how it was when cavemen lived, or when dinosaurs lived, and this and that, people wanna find exact dates on the earth and shit, DAMN FOOLS, just take a look up to the sky, it's INFINITE.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 01:25 AM
Quote from: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 22, 2008, 10:06 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 09:19 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 09:40 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 07:49 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:16 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 21, 2008, 05:51 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

I would disagree because the Bible is a work of fiction

That's why it's lasted for longer than your imagination can even go back huh?

Well, since it was created over 2000 years ago.. then yeah.. sure..

Only crazy people believe in things that don't exist.. and stories in the bible.

the old testament goes back alot longer than that, 1500 b.c.

If I'm crazy then cool, I can dig that.

1500 years isnt that long.. considering the earth is Billions of years old.

There's actually signs that the earth was created rapidly...like in a window of five minutes...radioactive halos lend credit to this...

However...if you really want to get technical with shit...there is no fucking way to determine how old the earth is much less the universe...

Ever heard of extinct variables?

Of course you haven't! because they don't exist anymore!

How can we even begin to claim to know shit about jack when it is more than apparent that the conditions of earth are not the same today as they were two hundred years ago?

Do a little soul searching and you should come to realize why the theory of the earth being billions of years old is a crock of shit...

In fact...there are scientist (who do not hold to any religious teachings) that put the earth at around 40,000 years old...why don't you hear about them? Because the powers that be suppress this knowledge and get you to think what they want you to think.

Bottom line...

Take some DMT and think for yourself...you'll find your way.

the fact there is no facts right, so check it, that's why it's infinite, right there, because no one knows, that's the universal thought, nobody knows. So it remains Infinite.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 23, 2008, 01:51 AM
Smoke some DMT...get out of your apartment...find a member of the opposite sex and get laid dude...seriously.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 02:54 AM
Quote from: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 23, 2008, 01:51 AM
Smoke some DMT...get out of your apartment...find a member of the opposite sex and get laid dude...seriously.

I'm not into fornication "dude", and what the fuck is DMT, some kool aid tools or what, what do you need seriously, you look there and the opposite direction and you still can't find anything.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 07:06 AM
Quote from: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 22, 2008, 10:06 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 09:19 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 09:40 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 07:49 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:16 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 21, 2008, 05:51 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

I would disagree because the Bible is a work of fiction

That's why it's lasted for longer than your imagination can even go back huh?

Well, since it was created over 2000 years ago.. then yeah.. sure..

Only crazy people believe in things that don't exist.. and stories in the bible.

the old testament goes back alot longer than that, 1500 b.c.

If I'm crazy then cool, I can dig that.

1500 years isnt that long.. considering the earth is Billions of years old.

There's actually signs that the earth was created rapidly...like in a window of five minutes...radioactive halos lend credit to this...

However...if you really want to get technical with shit...there is no fucking way to determine how old the earth is much less the universe...

Ever heard of extinct variables?

Of course you haven't! because they don't exist anymore!

How can we even begin to claim to know shit about jack when it is more than apparent that the conditions of earth are not the same today as they were two hundred years ago?

Do a little soul searching and you should come to realize why the theory of the earth being billions of years old is a crock of shit...

In fact...there are scientist (who do not hold to any religious teachings) that put the earth at around 40,000 years old...why don't you hear about them? Because the powers that be suppress this knowledge and get you to think what they want you to think.

Bottom line...

Take some DMT and think for yourself...you'll find your way.

Carbon Dating

Read about it.. it exists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_Dating
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:09 PM
I read that DMT is a hallucinogenic drug, that's pretty sweet, I've never tryed any before, but those are about the only drugs I would try but I probably won't just shrooms and tings from the earth yes, but if it is from the earth then yes, I'm down.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 12:17 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 07:06 AM
Quote from: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 22, 2008, 10:06 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 09:19 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 09:40 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 22, 2008, 07:49 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 22, 2008, 06:16 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 21, 2008, 05:51 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.

I would disagree because the Bible is a work of fiction

That's why it's lasted for longer than your imagination can even go back huh?

Well, since it was created over 2000 years ago.. then yeah.. sure..

Only crazy people believe in things that don't exist.. and stories in the bible.

the old testament goes back alot longer than that, 1500 b.c.

If I'm crazy then cool, I can dig that.

1500 years isnt that long.. considering the earth is Billions of years old.

There's actually signs that the earth was created rapidly...like in a window of five minutes...radioactive halos lend credit to this...

However...if you really want to get technical with shit...there is no fucking way to determine how old the earth is much less the universe...

Ever heard of extinct variables?

Of course you haven't! because they don't exist anymore!

How can we even begin to claim to know shit about jack when it is more than apparent that the conditions of earth are not the same today as they were two hundred years ago?

Do a little soul searching and you should come to realize why the theory of the earth being billions of years old is a crock of shit...

In fact...there are scientist (who do not hold to any religious teachings) that put the earth at around 40,000 years old...why don't you hear about them? Because the powers that be suppress this knowledge and get you to think what they want you to think.

Bottom line...

Take some DMT and think for yourself...you'll find your way.

Carbon Dating

Read about it.. it exists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_Dating

thank you for being a voice of logic and reason among the all the religious bullshit and drug fueled rants.

Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 12:19 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:09 PM
I read that DMT is a hallucinogenic drug, that's pretty sweet, I've never tryed any before, but those are about the only drugs I would try but I probably won't just shrooms and tings from the earth yes, but if it is from the earth then yes, I'm down.

DMT is found in some plants and in our brains.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:20 PM
AND THANK YOU DEVLIN for participating in my thread and contributing and learning about Religious truth, but if you shoulda learned anything, the bible ain't about religion, it's about history, and about things you wouldn't know about unless you stopped letting babylon fool and decide for you what's right and what's wrong, don't let those who use the great book in vain distract you from his almighty game. live learn and love. for every season there MUST be a reason.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:20 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 12:19 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:09 PM
I read that DMT is a hallucinogenic drug, that's pretty sweet, I've never tryed any before, but those are about the only drugs I would try but I probably won't just shrooms and tings from the earth yes, but if it is from the earth then yes, I'm down.

DMT is found in some plants and in our brains.

Excellent.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 12:35 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:20 PM
AND THANK YOU DEVLIN for participating in my thread and contributing and learning about Religious truth, but if you shoulda learned anything, the bible ain't about religion, it's about history, and about things you wouldn't know about unless you stopped letting babylon fool and decide for you what's right and what's wrong, don't let those who use the great book in vain distract you from his almighty game. live learn and love. for every season there MUST be a reason.

your my problem with religion, people who take the bible to literally. the bible is a book of fiction "based on the true story" of jesus. there is enough evidence that proves jesus was real, was he the son of GOD? no. i believe he was an amazing man, who did many great things and had many followers. and the worlds greatest game of whisper down the lane ensued. he went from taking care of the sick to having powers and healing them with his touch. an now there are blind zealots like you.  you live your life according to a book and refuse to consider anything else. get off GOD's dick and stop trying to convert and or condem everybody. its a book of morals no different than aesop's fables or the canterbury tales.

on the flip i think religion can be a  great thing  and gives some people the faith they need to make it day by day. GOD being to crutch they can lean on when times are rough. it also keeps (some) people moral decsent humans so that they may make it into heaven.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 01:51 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 12:35 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:20 PM
AND THANK YOU DEVLIN for participating in my thread and contributing and learning about Religious truth, but if you shoulda learned anything, the bible ain't about religion, it's about history, and about things you wouldn't know about unless you stopped letting babylon fool and decide for you what's right and what's wrong, don't let those who use the great book in vain distract you from his almighty game. live learn and love. for every season there MUST be a reason.

your my problem with religion, people who take the bible to literally. the bible is a book of fiction "based on the true story" of jesus. there is enough evidence that proves jesus was real, was he the son of GOD? no. i believe he was an amazing man, who did many great things and had many followers. and the worlds greatest game of whisper down the lane ensued. he went from taking care of the sick to having powers and healing them with his touch. an now there are blind zealots like you.  you live your life according to a book and refuse to consider anything else. get off GOD's dick and stop trying to convert and or condem everybody. its a book of morals no different than aesop's fables or the canterbury tales.

on the flip i think religion can be a  great thing  and gives some people the faith they need to make it day by day. GOD being to crutch they can lean on when times are rough. it also keeps (some) people moral decsent humans so that they may make it into heaven.

What grounds first of all do you have to diss me on, I do none of the following you say, you just want me to be who you think I am.

And most of all, you are the blind one, "a book of fiction" "about jesus". It's none of those things, you haven't even picked up and took one look and you wanna claim these things. What makes it fiction? what have you ever even read in it? The entire old testament doesn't have the word Jesus in it once, it prophesies of him coming as a king, and that itself alone should prove it's not fiction, it's a history book, and has to do with everything about the people of today and where we come from, it's history, but you wouldn't know that because of what some fool told you. You know nothing about it, it's obvious, but when someone comes along with a simple joke thread with some realness attatched everybody always gotta have a problem, it's as if people are jealous they can't comprehend and they relate everything back to all the people trying to control them with it, nobody has rebelled in life as much as me, expect maybe YAHSHUAH himself, but you don't know how to rebel you let them control you and make you think this is fiction, and I ain't tryna convert or condemn anyone, The way I speak is gonna be laced with the bible because I read it every single day and I will NEVER stop until the bitter end and if you don't like that, then go ahead find another motherfuckin reason to hate another one of your brothers and you wonder why I book like this still exists, phony ass wanna b a rebel but you don't know just pick up the book and take another look I'm out.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 02:51 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 01:51 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 12:35 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:20 PM
AND THANK YOU DEVLIN for participating in my thread and contributing and learning about Religious truth, but if you shoulda learned anything, the bible ain't about religion, it's about history, and about things you wouldn't know about unless you stopped letting babylon fool and decide for you what's right and what's wrong, don't let those who use the great book in vain distract you from his almighty game. live learn and love. for every season there MUST be a reason.

your my problem with religion, people who take the bible to literally. the bible is a book of fiction "based on the true story" of jesus. there is enough evidence that proves jesus was real, was he the son of GOD? no. i believe he was an amazing man, who did many great things and had many followers. and the worlds greatest game of whisper down the lane ensued. he went from taking care of the sick to having powers and healing them with his touch. an now there are blind zealots like you.  you live your life according to a book and refuse to consider anything else. get off GOD's dick and stop trying to convert and or condem everybody. its a book of morals no different than aesop's fables or the canterbury tales.

on the flip i think religion can be a  great thing  and gives some people the faith they need to make it day by day. GOD being to crutch they can lean on when times are rough. it also keeps (some) people moral decsent humans so that they may make it into heaven.

What grounds first of all do you have to diss me on, I do none of the following you say, you just want me to be who you think I am.

And most of all, you are the blind one, "a book of fiction" "about jesus". It's none of those things, you haven't even picked up and took one look and you wanna claim these things. What makes it fiction? what have you ever even read in it? The entire old testament doesn't have the word Jesus in it once, it prophesies of him coming as a king, and that itself alone should prove it's not fiction, it's a history book, and has to do with everything about the people of today and where we come from, it's history, but you wouldn't know that because of what some fool told you. You know nothing about it, it's obvious, but when someone comes along with a simple joke thread with some realness attatched everybody always gotta have a problem, it's as if people are jealous they can't comprehend and they relate everything back to all the people trying to control them with it, nobody has rebelled in life as much as me, expect maybe YAHSHUAH himself, but you don't know how to rebel you let them control you and make you think this is fiction, and I ain't tryna convert or condemn anyone, The way I speak is gonna be laced with the bible because I read it every single day and I will NEVER stop until the bitter end and if you don't like that, then go ahead find another motherfuckin reason to hate another one of your brothers and you wonder why I book like this still exists, phony ass wanna b a rebel but you don't know just pick up the book and take another look I'm out.

What makes the bible fiction?

Adam and Eve.

Jesus' resurrection.

Noah's ark.

Moses parting the red sea.

Mary being a Virgin and getting pregnant.

If you believe any of those stories.. then you sir, are gullible.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 03:57 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 02:51 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 01:51 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 12:35 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:20 PM
AND THANK YOU DEVLIN for participating in my thread and contributing and learning about Religious truth, but if you shoulda learned anything, the bible ain't about religion, it's about history, and about things you wouldn't know about unless you stopped letting babylon fool and decide for you what's right and what's wrong, don't let those who use the great book in vain distract you from his almighty game. live learn and love. for every season there MUST be a reason.

your my problem with religion, people who take the bible to literally. the bible is a book of fiction "based on the true story" of jesus. there is enough evidence that proves jesus was real, was he the son of GOD? no. i believe he was an amazing man, who did many great things and had many followers. and the worlds greatest game of whisper down the lane ensued. he went from taking care of the sick to having powers and healing them with his touch. an now there are blind zealots like you.  you live your life according to a book and refuse to consider anything else. get off GOD's dick and stop trying to convert and or condem everybody. its a book of morals no different than aesop's fables or the canterbury tales.

on the flip i think religion can be a  great thing  and gives some people the faith they need to make it day by day. GOD being to crutch they can lean on when times are rough. it also keeps (some) people moral decsent humans so that they may make it into heaven.

What grounds first of all do you have to diss me on, I do none of the following you say, you just want me to be who you think I am.

And most of all, you are the blind one, "a book of fiction" "about jesus". It's none of those things, you haven't even picked up and took one look and you wanna claim these things. What makes it fiction? what have you ever even read in it? The entire old testament doesn't have the word Jesus in it once, it prophesies of him coming as a king, and that itself alone should prove it's not fiction, it's a history book, and has to do with everything about the people of today and where we come from, it's history, but you wouldn't know that because of what some fool told you. You know nothing about it, it's obvious, but when someone comes along with a simple joke thread with some realness attatched everybody always gotta have a problem, it's as if people are jealous they can't comprehend and they relate everything back to all the people trying to control them with it, nobody has rebelled in life as much as me, expect maybe YAHSHUAH himself, but you don't know how to rebel you let them control you and make you think this is fiction, and I ain't tryna convert or condemn anyone, The way I speak is gonna be laced with the bible because I read it every single day and I will NEVER stop until the bitter end and if you don't like that, then go ahead find another motherfuckin reason to hate another one of your brothers and you wonder why I book like this still exists, phony ass wanna b a rebel but you don't know just pick up the book and take another look I'm out.

What makes the bible fiction?

Adam and Eve.

Jesus' resurrection.

Noah's ark.

Moses parting the red sea.

Mary being a Virgin and getting pregnant.

If you believe any of those stories.. then you sir, are gullible.

not to mention the basis for this "joke thread", i know you were joking that pot caused such longevity, but the bible did claim people to have lived for hundreds of years. noah was what 300 or 600 (i don't remember which) when he was called upon to build the ark.

i don't hate you for your beliefs. i don't hate you for voicing your beliefs. in fact i don't hate you at all. i find it annoying that impose you beliefs on everyone else and look down on all of us "wanna be rebels" whatever thats suppose to mean. i'm not trying to rebel. against you or religion or anything really.


and lastly. i have formed all of my own opinions. i was raised roman catholic, and at a very young age decided it wasn't for me. my mother (very religious) didn't talk to me for about two weeks when i told her i didn't believe. my whole life i was told to believe, but it just doesn't fit into what i do beleive. i have large portions of the bible and looked into a couple of other religions as well. none of which make sense for me.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 04:08 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 02:51 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 01:51 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 12:35 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:20 PM
AND THANK YOU DEVLIN for participating in my thread and contributing and learning about Religious truth, but if you shoulda learned anything, the bible ain't about religion, it's about history, and about things you wouldn't know about unless you stopped letting babylon fool and decide for you what's right and what's wrong, don't let those who use the great book in vain distract you from his almighty game. live learn and love. for every season there MUST be a reason.

your my problem with religion, people who take the bible to literally. the bible is a book of fiction "based on the true story" of jesus. there is enough evidence that proves jesus was real, was he the son of GOD? no. i believe he was an amazing man, who did many great things and had many followers. and the worlds greatest game of whisper down the lane ensued. he went from taking care of the sick to having powers and healing them with his touch. an now there are blind zealots like you.  you live your life according to a book and refuse to consider anything else. get off GOD's dick and stop trying to convert and or condem everybody. its a book of morals no different than aesop's fables or the canterbury tales.

on the flip i think religion can be a  great thing  and gives some people the faith they need to make it day by day. GOD being to crutch they can lean on when times are rough. it also keeps (some) people moral decsent humans so that they may make it into heaven.

What grounds first of all do you have to diss me on, I do none of the following you say, you just want me to be who you think I am.

And most of all, you are the blind one, "a book of fiction" "about jesus". It's none of those things, you haven't even picked up and took one look and you wanna claim these things. What makes it fiction? what have you ever even read in it? The entire old testament doesn't have the word Jesus in it once, it prophesies of him coming as a king, and that itself alone should prove it's not fiction, it's a history book, and has to do with everything about the people of today and where we come from, it's history, but you wouldn't know that because of what some fool told you. You know nothing about it, it's obvious, but when someone comes along with a simple joke thread with some realness attatched everybody always gotta have a problem, it's as if people are jealous they can't comprehend and they relate everything back to all the people trying to control them with it, nobody has rebelled in life as much as me, expect maybe YAHSHUAH himself, but you don't know how to rebel you let them control you and make you think this is fiction, and I ain't tryna convert or condemn anyone, The way I speak is gonna be laced with the bible because I read it every single day and I will NEVER stop until the bitter end and if you don't like that, then go ahead find another motherfuckin reason to hate another one of your brothers and you wonder why I book like this still exists, phony ass wanna b a rebel but you don't know just pick up the book and take another look I'm out.

What makes the bible fiction?

Adam and Eve.

Jesus' resurrection.

Noah's ark.

Moses parting the red sea.

Mary being a Virgin and getting pregnant.

If you believe any of those stories.. then you sir, are gullible.

You don't get the parables in most of those stories just like the masses, and some of those topics you mentioned are quite easy to believe, ESPECIALLY when you look around the rest of the eastern hemisphere every culture has their same versions of those stories in their own languages, why would that be? hm... and also What is more supernatural than life it self, the fact that you and me are here and were created if you can't believe in those stories even without understanding them properly like you don't, then why believe in yourself or the mystical creation of life in it self? that is greater then all of this.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 04:13 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 03:57 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 02:51 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 01:51 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 12:35 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:20 PM
AND THANK YOU DEVLIN for participating in my thread and contributing and learning about Religious truth, but if you shoulda learned anything, the bible ain't about religion, it's about history, and about things you wouldn't know about unless you stopped letting babylon fool and decide for you what's right and what's wrong, don't let those who use the great book in vain distract you from his almighty game. live learn and love. for every season there MUST be a reason.

your my problem with religion, people who take the bible to literally. the bible is a book of fiction "based on the true story" of jesus. there is enough evidence that proves jesus was real, was he the son of GOD? no. i believe he was an amazing man, who did many great things and had many followers. and the worlds greatest game of whisper down the lane ensued. he went from taking care of the sick to having powers and healing them with his touch. an now there are blind zealots like you.  you live your life according to a book and refuse to consider anything else. get off GOD's dick and stop trying to convert and or condem everybody. its a book of morals no different than aesop's fables or the canterbury tales.

on the flip i think religion can be a  great thing  and gives some people the faith they need to make it day by day. GOD being to crutch they can lean on when times are rough. it also keeps (some) people moral decsent humans so that they may make it into heaven.

What grounds first of all do you have to diss me on, I do none of the following you say, you just want me to be who you think I am.

And most of all, you are the blind one, "a book of fiction" "about jesus". It's none of those things, you haven't even picked up and took one look and you wanna claim these things. What makes it fiction? what have you ever even read in it? The entire old testament doesn't have the word Jesus in it once, it prophesies of him coming as a king, and that itself alone should prove it's not fiction, it's a history book, and has to do with everything about the people of today and where we come from, it's history, but you wouldn't know that because of what some fool told you. You know nothing about it, it's obvious, but when someone comes along with a simple joke thread with some realness attatched everybody always gotta have a problem, it's as if people are jealous they can't comprehend and they relate everything back to all the people trying to control them with it, nobody has rebelled in life as much as me, expect maybe YAHSHUAH himself, but you don't know how to rebel you let them control you and make you think this is fiction, and I ain't tryna convert or condemn anyone, The way I speak is gonna be laced with the bible because I read it every single day and I will NEVER stop until the bitter end and if you don't like that, then go ahead find another motherfuckin reason to hate another one of your brothers and you wonder why I book like this still exists, phony ass wanna b a rebel but you don't know just pick up the book and take another look I'm out.

What makes the bible fiction?

Adam and Eve.

Jesus' resurrection.

Noah's ark.

Moses parting the red sea.

Mary being a Virgin and getting pregnant.

If you believe any of those stories.. then you sir, are gullible.

not to mention the basis for this "joke thread", i know you were joking that pot caused such longevity, but the bible did claim people to have lived for hundreds of years. noah was what 300 or 600 (i don't remember which) when he was called upon to build the ark.

i don't hate you for your beliefs. i don't hate you for voicing your beliefs. in fact i don't hate you at all. i find it annoying that impose you beliefs on everyone else and look down on all of us "wanna be rebels" whatever thats suppose to mean. i'm not trying to rebel. against you or religion or anything really.


and lastly. i have formed all of my own opinions. i was raised roman catholic, and at a very young age decided it wasn't for me. my mother (very religious) didn't talk to me for about two weeks when i told her i didn't believe. my whole life i was told to believe, but it just doesn't fit into what i do beleive. i have large portions of the bible and looked into a couple of other religions as well. none of which make sense for me.

First of all, I don't like religion, I feel it's somthing that has ruined the bible for the masses, because I despised it all being born Roman Catholic as well. I was always interested in the history, but hated all the dogma, time came when I just picked up and started with genesis onwards and you don't even know, I still want to say fuck religion but I won't, no need for negativity, things are the way they are for Jah to seek people out, we are all scattered now, all the bullshit is forefront, the truth CANNOT be sold! you have to dig very deep and yes WHEN YOU SEE THE LIGHT PEOPLE WILL FIGHT YOU DOWN, like you are doing to me here and that is fine I feel where you are coming from, but don't say I am imposing beliefs on you or anyone This all started out because I was joking how long the forefathers of the bible lived and that they did in fact yes smoke herb, and I was promoting my favorite past time activity, yeah I guess I was imposing my beliefs. right.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 04:23 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 04:13 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 03:57 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 02:51 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 01:51 PM
Quote from: devlin on Nov 23, 2008, 12:35 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 12:20 PM
AND THANK YOU DEVLIN for participating in my thread and contributing and learning about Religious truth, but if you shoulda learned anything, the bible ain't about religion, it's about history, and about things you wouldn't know about unless you stopped letting babylon fool and decide for you what's right and what's wrong, don't let those who use the great book in vain distract you from his almighty game. live learn and love. for every season there MUST be a reason.

your my problem with religion, people who take the bible to literally. the bible is a book of fiction "based on the true story" of jesus. there is enough evidence that proves jesus was real, was he the son of GOD? no. i believe he was an amazing man, who did many great things and had many followers. and the worlds greatest game of whisper down the lane ensued. he went from taking care of the sick to having powers and healing them with his touch. an now there are blind zealots like you.  you live your life according to a book and refuse to consider anything else. get off GOD's dick and stop trying to convert and or condem everybody. its a book of morals no different than aesop's fables or the canterbury tales.

on the flip i think religion can be a  great thing  and gives some people the faith they need to make it day by day. GOD being to crutch they can lean on when times are rough. it also keeps (some) people moral decsent humans so that they may make it into heaven.

What grounds first of all do you have to diss me on, I do none of the following you say, you just want me to be who you think I am.

And most of all, you are the blind one, "a book of fiction" "about jesus". It's none of those things, you haven't even picked up and took one look and you wanna claim these things. What makes it fiction? what have you ever even read in it? The entire old testament doesn't have the word Jesus in it once, it prophesies of him coming as a king, and that itself alone should prove it's not fiction, it's a history book, and has to do with everything about the people of today and where we come from, it's history, but you wouldn't know that because of what some fool told you. You know nothing about it, it's obvious, but when someone comes along with a simple joke thread with some realness attatched everybody always gotta have a problem, it's as if people are jealous they can't comprehend and they relate everything back to all the people trying to control them with it, nobody has rebelled in life as much as me, expect maybe YAHSHUAH himself, but you don't know how to rebel you let them control you and make you think this is fiction, and I ain't tryna convert or condemn anyone, The way I speak is gonna be laced with the bible because I read it every single day and I will NEVER stop until the bitter end and if you don't like that, then go ahead find another motherfuckin reason to hate another one of your brothers and you wonder why I book like this still exists, phony ass wanna b a rebel but you don't know just pick up the book and take another look I'm out.

What makes the bible fiction?

Adam and Eve.

Jesus' resurrection.

Noah's ark.

Moses parting the red sea.

Mary being a Virgin and getting pregnant.

If you believe any of those stories.. then you sir, are gullible.

not to mention the basis for this "joke thread", i know you were joking that pot caused such longevity, but the bible did claim people to have lived for hundreds of years. noah was what 300 or 600 (i don't remember which) when he was called upon to build the ark.

i don't hate you for your beliefs. i don't hate you for voicing your beliefs. in fact i don't hate you at all. i find it annoying that impose you beliefs on everyone else and look down on all of us "wanna be rebels" whatever thats suppose to mean. i'm not trying to rebel. against you or religion or anything really.


and lastly. i have formed all of my own opinions. i was raised roman catholic, and at a very young age decided it wasn't for me. my mother (very religious) didn't talk to me for about two weeks when i told her i didn't believe. my whole life i was told to believe, but it just doesn't fit into what i do beleive. i have large portions of the bible and looked into a couple of other religions as well. none of which make sense for me.

First of all, I don't like religion, I feel it's somthing that has ruined the bible for the masses, because I despised it all being born Roman Catholic as well. I was always interested in the history, but hated all the dogma, time came when I just picked up and started with genesis onwards and you don't even know, I still want to say fuck religion but I won't, no need for negativity, things are the way they are for Jah to seek people out, we are all scattered now, all the bullshit is forefront, the truth CANNOT be sold! you have to dig very deep and yes WHEN YOU SEE THE LIGHT PEOPLE WILL FIGHT YOU DOWN, like you are doing to me here and that is fine I feel where you are coming from, but don't say I am imposing beliefs on you or anyone This all started out because I was joking how long the forefathers of the bible lived and that they did in fact yes smoke herb, and I was promoting my favorite past time activity, yeah I guess I was imposing my beliefs. right.

wow. we have some common ground and agree on something. i guess we came to the same fork in the road and took different turns.

i am NOT trying to fight you down in anyway man. i'm sorry for being sarcastic and talking down your beliefs. i just can't comprehend someone actually believing in some of the stories from the bible (in this case people living that long)
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 23, 2008, 04:25 PM
If life were the way it was now back then, I wouldn't believe it either.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: indychinoluv on Nov 23, 2008, 07:26 PM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 20, 2008, 06:29 PM
Check it if you all want proof just check your scriptures, all the ancient israelites and all the children of Ham Shem And Japhet praised it, kilos to the brains all day every single day.

Adam lived 930 years and the Bredrin even ate bad grapes! Methuselah lived 969 years, Enoch the ethiopian 325 and got so high he flew eternally to the sky, I mean shit people, smoke up, that's all I have to say, live long and prosperous, read ya chapters and praise, for real, stop that negative atheist shit, just cause you ate a bad bag of dorittos and lost the scope of what's real, I mean isn't it amazing enough to you that your dumbass is still breathing. fuckin satanists.
I don't believe in God. Does that make me a satanist? A faith is just that.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 23, 2008, 07:36 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 02:51 PM
What makes the bible fiction?

Adam and Eve.

Jesus' resurrection.

Noah's ark.

Moses parting the red sea.

Mary being a Virgin and getting pregnant.

If you believe any of those stories.. then you sir, are gullible.

I'm not even here to get into a debate about who's right and what not...however...just look at it like this...

What if those stories are real?

What does that mean for life?

Wouldn't life, which is already crazy and strange enough go up another notch?

It actually takes a lot more to believe those stories than not and remain sane...seriously...just try and wrap your head around those concepts. I'm not saying actually believe them...just stretch your mind enough to imagine that they could be possible, you know?

And in light of that...

It is another sad commentary on my part being a believer that you sir or madame are smarter than ole JS over here...you know?

I wish that I could just dash my faith to pieces, cause then I wouldn't have to care about the shit that people like JS spew...

And I'm drunk and have a slight headache...so let me just shut up now.

Take Care Guys.

Thanks for the love...

I know it wasn't chance that got me home last night.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 08:19 PM
Quote from: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 23, 2008, 07:36 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 02:51 PM
What makes the bible fiction?

Adam and Eve.

Jesus' resurrection.

Noah's ark.

Moses parting the red sea.

Mary being a Virgin and getting pregnant.

If you believe any of those stories.. then you sir, are gullible.

I'm not even here to get into a debate about who's right and what not...however...just look at it like this...

What if those stories are real?

What does that mean for life?

Wouldn't life, which is already crazy and strange enough go up another notch?

It actually takes a lot more to believe those stories than not and remain sane...seriously...just try and wrap your head around those concepts. I'm not saying actually believe them...just stretch your mind enough to imagine that they could be possible, you know?

And in light of that...

It is another sad commentary on my part being a believer that you sir or madame are smarter than ole JS over here...you know?

I wish that I could just dash my faith to pieces, cause then I wouldn't have to care about the shit that people like JS spew...

And I'm drunk and have a slight headache...so let me just shut up now.

Take Care Guys.

Thanks for the love...

I know it wasn't chance that got me home last night.

If Mary can get pregnant and still be a virgin... show me a way that could happen today without anyone touching a woman.. it can't and it won't.

Brainwashed bible pushers are ridiculous
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: indychinoluv on Nov 23, 2008, 10:11 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 08:19 PM
If Mary can get pregnant and still be a virgin... show me a way that could happen today without anyone touching a woman.. it can't and it won't.
Brainwashed bible pushers are ridiculous
It aucually happens heaps. Some girls have an allergic reaction to booze and the side effects are that they become pregnant.

Its a plague cause it can affect anyone!

Im just surprised that Joseph stayed with her
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 10:42 PM
Quote from: indychinoluv on Nov 23, 2008, 10:11 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 08:19 PM
If Mary can get pregnant and still be a virgin... show me a way that could happen today without anyone touching a woman.. it can't and it won't.
Brainwashed bible pushers are ridiculous
It aucually happens heaps. Some girls have an allergic reaction to booze and the side effects are that they become pregnant.

Its a plague cause it can affect anyone!

Im just surprised that Joseph stayed with her

bahaha, I really hope that was a joke :P cuz its hilarious.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 23, 2008, 11:28 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 08:19 PM
If Mary can get pregnant and still be a virgin... show me a way that could happen today without anyone touching a woman.. it can't and it won't.

Brainwashed bible pushers are ridiculous

dude...think about this...it's all a chemical reactions...

It's you who are making birth into something that it isn't...

Birth isn't miraculous...not anymore miraculous as you eating food and a turn coming out of the other end...

And besides...listen to your own reasoning...how could it happen today without anyone touching a woman?

WTF does the time and day have to do with anything?

That statement alone lets me know that your reasoning is flawed.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Variable on Nov 23, 2008, 11:43 PM
where did he say anything about the time and day?  He just said today, without anyone touching a woman.  Meaning that you can get pregnant without having sex.  Through out advances in science.  But literally if no one touched a women with a cock or with a scientific instrument, could she get pregnant?  That was the question.  Read a little bit slower.  I can see how red your face is with anger from here.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharinglungs on Nov 24, 2008, 12:15 AM
Quote from: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 23, 2008, 11:28 PM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 23, 2008, 08:19 PM
If Mary can get pregnant and still be a virgin... show me a way that could happen today without anyone touching a woman.. it can't and it won't.

Brainwashed bible pushers are ridiculous

dude...think about this...it's all a chemical reactions...

It's you who are making birth into something that it isn't...

Birth isn't miraculous...not anymore miraculous as you eating food and a turn coming out of the other end...

And besides...listen to your own reasoning...how could it happen today without anyone touching a woman?

WTF does the time and day have to do with anything?

That statement alone lets me know that your reasoning is flawed.

Dude.. seriously.. finish grade 3.. read what I wrote.. and rebut it.

Through no Science, and No man.. How come no Woman has become pregnant since Mary that way?
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 24, 2008, 01:45 AM
How did the first person come into existence, think about that, no matter what you say there had to be a first person, and no matter where you look science, "religion" or wherever there had to be a first person, so what's your theory then? The answer is this virgin Mother named Nature gave birth to the first man. no matter where you look that's the answer, i've heard some scientists say we came from mud and soil and grew from that, in africa. i've heard many crazy theorys, but when god simplifies it for you in the story of adam and eve, you don't want to believe just because of your arrogance and ignorance. No matter what it started with one person and that right there is more "hard to believe" than the virgin mary story. How about the virgin of mother nature of creation story.

Oh yeah and you all have no imagination nor "faith" and it's not to understand the bible, the times that these stories were written in israel and the surrounding areas so were the same stories all around the eastern hemisphere........Greek mythology, ancient egyptian "myths", SOOO many asian doctrines, they all have a messiah that was crucified and ressurected, born of the son of man, and a virgin named Mariam.

tell me why every single culture over there would say these things at the same time.

Also Greek mythology states it clearly the first ages around 5000 b.c. around th etime of adam and eve was a time when Gods roamed the earth then another stage came when it was gods and mortals, then after that the hero stage. These things are called myths and ya'll can't even comprhend them and are so bored in your pure sobriety that you shun anyone else that can handle intoxication.

I say again what is more "mythological" more hard to believe and comprehend than the earth it self than a human life it self, than to be able to mate and create, these things are just as hard to believe.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharinglungs on Nov 24, 2008, 03:12 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 24, 2008, 01:45 AM
How did the first person come into existence, think about that, no matter what you say there had to be a first person, and no matter where you look science, "religion" or wherever there had to be a first person, so what's your theory then? The answer is this virgin Mother named Nature gave birth to the first man. no matter where you look that's the answer, i've heard some scientists say we came from mud and soil and grew from that, in africa. i've heard many crazy theorys, but when god simplifies it for you in the story of adam and eve, you don't want to believe just because of your arrogance and ignorance. No matter what it started with one person and that right there is more "hard to believe" than the virgin mary story. How about the virgin of mother nature of creation story.

Oh yeah and you all have no imagination nor "faith" and it's not to understand the bible, the times that these stories were written in israel and the surrounding areas so were the same stories all around the eastern hemisphere........Greek mythology, ancient egyptian "myths", SOOO many asian doctrines, they all have a messiah that was crucified and ressurected, born of the son of man, and a virgin named Mariam.

tell me why every single culture over there would say these things at the same time.

Also Greek mythology states it clearly the first ages around 5000 b.c. around th etime of adam and eve was a time when Gods roamed the earth then another stage came when it was gods and mortals, then after that the hero stage. These things are called myths and ya'll can't even comprhend them and are so bored in your pure sobriety that you shun anyone else that can handle intoxication.

I say again what is more "mythological" more hard to believe and comprehend than the earth it self than a human life it self, than to be able to mate and create, these things are just as hard to believe.

Humans were not the first creatures to roam the earth.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 24, 2008, 03:22 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 24, 2008, 03:12 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 24, 2008, 01:45 AM
How did the first person come into existence, think about that, no matter what you say there had to be a first person, and no matter where you look science, "religion" or wherever there had to be a first person, so what's your theory then? The answer is this virgin Mother named Nature gave birth to the first man. no matter where you look that's the answer, i've heard some scientists say we came from mud and soil and grew from that, in africa. i've heard many crazy theorys, but when god simplifies it for you in the story of adam and eve, you don't want to believe just because of your arrogance and ignorance. No matter what it started with one person and that right there is more "hard to believe" than the virgin mary story. How about the virgin of mother nature of creation story.

Oh yeah and you all have no imagination nor "faith" and it's not to understand the bible, the times that these stories were written in israel and the surrounding areas so were the same stories all around the eastern hemisphere........Greek mythology, ancient egyptian "myths", SOOO many asian doctrines, they all have a messiah that was crucified and ressurected, born of the son of man, and a virgin named Mariam.

tell me why every single culture over there would say these things at the same time.

Also Greek mythology states it clearly the first ages around 5000 b.c. around th etime of adam and eve was a time when Gods roamed the earth then another stage came when it was gods and mortals, then after that the hero stage. These things are called myths and ya'll can't even comprhend them and are so bored in your pure sobriety that you shun anyone else that can handle intoxication.

I say again what is more "mythological" more hard to believe and comprehend than the earth it self than a human life it self, than to be able to mate and create, these things are just as hard to believe.

Humans were not the first creatures to roam the earth.

Yeah I didn't say anything like that. thanks for the reply.
Title: Re: Marijuana increases life span
Post by: sharinglungs on Nov 24, 2008, 03:52 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 24, 2008, 03:22 AM
Quote from: sharinglungs on Nov 24, 2008, 03:12 AM
Quote from: Jedidiah Solomon on Nov 24, 2008, 01:45 AM
How did the first person come into existence, think about that, no matter what you say there had to be a first person, and no matter where you look science, "religion" or wherever there had to be a first person, so what's your theory then? The answer is this virgin Mother named Nature gave birth to the first man. no matter where you look that's the answer, i've heard some scientists say we came from mud and soil and grew from that, in africa. i've heard many crazy theorys, but when god simplifies it for you in the story of adam and eve, you don't want to believe just because of your arrogance and ignorance. No matter what it started with one person and that right there is more "hard to believe" than the virgin mary story. How about the virgin of mother nature of creation story.

Oh yeah and you all have no imagination nor "faith" and it's not to understand the bible, the times that these stories were written in israel and the surrounding areas so were the same stories all around the eastern hemisphere........Greek mythology, ancient egyptian "myths", SOOO many asian doctrines, they all have a messiah that was crucified and ressurected, born of the son of man, and a virgin named Mariam.

tell me why every single culture over there would say these things at the same time.

Also Greek mythology states it clearly the first ages around 5000 b.c. around th etime of adam and eve was a time when Gods roamed the earth then another stage came when it was gods and mortals, then after that the hero stage. These things are called myths and ya'll can't even comprhend them and are so bored in your pure sobriety that you shun anyone else that can handle intoxication.

I say again what is more "mythological" more hard to believe and comprehend than the earth it self than a human life it self, than to be able to mate and create, these things are just as hard to believe.

Humans were not the first creatures to roam the earth.

Yeah I didn't say anything like that. thanks for the reply.

Mother Nature gave birth to nothing

Evolution created all living creatures.