i'm talking rusty trombone, paddington surprise, hot carl, superman, ect ect ect
and you may want to say what the move is exactly our older audience may not be down with the new millenium sex moves
let me start this off my favorite is the spiderman
this is when you ejaculate into your hand, and then throw it in your partners face with the spidey web slinging hand motion
cleveland steamers are quite comical
Ew @ the spiderman. It loses it's Oomph when it's THROWN at your face in a Spidey motion....
thats what gives it the oomph
i love that "bang bang flick"
I'm celibate.
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I vaugly remember it from when I was younger
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bloody cum fart
tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.
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i like how your sig is the answer :)
^^^^^Yes that was quite nice actually
My Favorite is the ho bell I'm not sure if I should tell you all about it though. It could lead to a lot of guys being dumped and a lot of divorce. Lets just say that you have to be good at doing a full nelson
the one that makes me cum.
Quote from: White Pwny on Nov 25, 2008, 11:09 PM
Ew @ the spiderman. It loses it's Oomph when it's THROWN at your face in a Spidey motion....
Silence Of The Lambs anyone?
Quote from: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 26, 2008, 04:07 AM
the one that makes me cum.
So looking at pictures in a Hanes catalog without anything even touching you?
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sure...why not?
lol dont even lie. You had that shit saved in a file called "wackin it hardcore"
naw...
I tend to save that folder for bestiality instead.
but good guess nonetheless.
always
plus, you can't really see her feet too good...
feet are always a major plus on the wank factor.
the true calling sign of a fucking freak
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 25, 2008, 10:56 PM
let me start this off my favorite is the spiderman
this is when you ejaculate into your hand, and then throw it in your partners face with the spidey web slinging hand motion
I would get thrown out of the house if i did that to my girl..she'll probably even fuck me up for it! you got gusto ill give u that
but mine would be..sneaking a middle finger up her ass a little bit.
no, see what you gotta do, is sneak the finger up her ass a little bit during doggy style, and try to lift up her whole rear end with it. they love that one.
I dont know what girl told you that,but no...we all do NOT love that.
Quote from: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 26, 2008, 06:12 AM
plus, you can't really see her feet too good...
feet are always a major plus on the wank factor.
The foot I doo see looks a little grody...all white and pruned.
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Nov 26, 2008, 09:20 AM
Quote from: sharingbuns on Nov 25, 2008, 10:56 PM
let me start this off my favorite is the spiderman
this is when you ejaculate into your hand, and then throw it in your partners face with the spidey web slinging hand motion
I would get thrown out of the house if i did that to my girl..she'll probably even fuck me up for it! you got gusto ill give u that
Fuck yeah! Any level headed woman would knock the shit out of a dude for doing that.
I need to learn more. Someone be my oracle.
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Quote from: devilinside on Nov 26, 2008, 02:51 PM
I dont know what girl told you that,but no...we all do NOT love that.
im sure a fairly large percentage of girls love it...
By the way...that little clip above ^^^ is the BOMB DIGGIDY!!!
hahahaha i can't stop wathcing that! thats so great
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Nov 27, 2008, 08:06 AM
Quote from: devilinside on Nov 26, 2008, 02:51 PM
I dont know what girl told you that,but no...we all do NOT love that.
im sure a fairly large percentage of girls love it...
Absolute bullshit. Either way, freaking ask it if they want a finger shoved up their asshole.
passion of the christ
Quote from: Penicks on Nov 27, 2008, 07:42 PM
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Nov 27, 2008, 08:06 AM
Quote from: devilinside on Nov 26, 2008, 02:51 PM
I dont know what girl told you that,but no...we all do NOT love that.
im sure a fairly large percentage of girls love it...
Absolute bullshit. Either way, freaking ask it if they want a finger shoved up their asshole.
you're not supposed to ask. They will always say no. But if you sneak it in right they love it.
Or they will grab a knife, cut your balls off and cook them in motor oil. /Home Alone
Is it worth the risk of getting a finger full of shit smell?
ill lick the shit smell right off.
You must have a lovely breath.
yes. The smell of everything you ever put in your mouth stays there forever. My breath is horrible
u guys make fucking laugh
Quote from: Softparody on Nov 26, 2008, 04:30 PM
I need to learn more. Someone be my oracle.
here you go, buddy. a few of my favorites. the classics.
arabian sungoggles - you put your nuts over the eyes of a sleeping person, and your dick over their nose
abe lincoln - you jerk off and smear it on someones face, then shave your pubes to form a beard
supersoak - jerk off extremely hard into someones face so your thing goes up and down real fast and when you nut it will spray all over them
chilli dog - when you shit on a girls chest and then titfuck her
houdini - when you hit it from the back, spit on her back so she thinks you nutted then when she turns around to look nut directly into her face
alligator fuckhouse - bite her on the neck really hard and while still inserted roll around like crazy (alligator death roll)
dumptruck - you tuck your balls and dick between your legs, then ejaculate into a females mouth while taking a steamy hot shit on her
riding the bull- while hitting it from the back, you either say something inappropriate to her or have someone with a camera jump out, then you try to hold onto her and stay inserted as long as possible while she bucks like a bull trying to get you out of her
dirty gas pump - this is when you basically teabag a girl, and her nose is pretty much right under your asshole so while she is jerking you off you just fart on her as much as possible
cleveland steamer - you basically just take a shit on someones chest and rock back and fourth over it like a steam roller
okay, i hope this was informative for you and hopefully some of you will have some mad girlfriends/wives tonight
and remember now that you have these special sexual powers, you MUST use them for good
thanks alot
you've never had sex, have you?
Quote from: sharingbuns on Dec 08, 2008, 03:14 PM
here you go, buddy. a few of my favorites. the classics.
arabian sungoggles - you put your nuts over the eyes of a sleeping person, and your dick over their nose
abe lincoln - you jerk off and smear it on someones face, then shave your pubes to form a beard
supersoak - jerk off extremely hard into someones face so your thing goes up and down real fast and when you nut it will spray all over them
chilli dog - when you shit on a girls chest and then titfuck her
houdini - when you hit it from the back, spit on her back so she thinks you nutted then when she turns around to look nut directly into her face
alligator fuckhouse - bite her on the neck really hard and while still inserted roll around like crazy (alligator death roll)
dumptruck - you tuck your balls and dick between your legs, then ejaculate into a females mouth while taking a steamy hot shit on her
riding the bull- while hitting it from the back, you either say something inappropriate to her or have someone with a camera jump out, then you try to hold onto her and stay inserted as long as possible while she bucks like a bull trying to get you out of her
dirty gas pump - this is when you basically teabag a girl, and her nose is pretty much right under your asshole so while she is jerking you off you just fart on her as much as possible
cleveland steamer - you basically just take a shit on someones chest and rock back and fourth over it like a steam roller
okay, i hope this was informative for you and hopefully some of you will have some mad girlfriends/wives tonight
and remember now that you have these special sexual powers, you MUST use them for good
thanks alot
Ha ha ha aha ha ha ahha
Quote from: Penicks on Dec 01, 2008, 05:01 PM
Or they will grab a knife, cut your balls off and cook them in motor oil. /Home Alone
Is it worth the risk of getting a finger full of shit smell?
in the heat of passion, i dont mind...having a finger smelling like shit would be hot! id even suck it probably..and a shower would commence anyway
yeah. Its sex. Its supposed to be dirty
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Nov 26, 2008, 02:17 PM
no, see what you gotta do, is sneak the finger up her ass a little bit during doggy style, and try to lift up her whole rear end with it. they love that one.
Just like snooker. Two in the pink and one in the brown.
its one in the stink! But im diggin the fact that girl said that
two in the pink , one in the stink..
or if you V together your index and middle..then your pinky and third fingers..like in star trek, that the deal breaker..
ill have to give that one a go
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Dec 17, 2008, 05:37 PM
two in the pink , one in the stink..
or if you V together your index and middle..then your pinky and third fingers..like in star trek, that the deal breaker..
nah man, my avatar is the shocker, and the one you're describing is the spocker! both equally hilarious.
but my girlfriend said if i ever tried it on her she'd put her goodies away for weeks haha. i'll have to try it when we're drunk, that's usually the only time it works.
I have done the shocker on more than one occasion
ive tried the shocker too..it got a big NO NO ...which disapointed me a bit. porn really isnt like real life
hahaha
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Dec 19, 2008, 09:06 PM
ive tried the shocker too..it got a big NO NO ...which disapointed me a bit. porn really isnt like real life
I got good responses. Even with one night stands. It always goes good until I try to substitute the cock for the finger. Then, no go.
my theory is that eventually when a girl gets to a certain age, she just needs something different...
yeah. They realize that they aren't going to be hot forever. So they try to get in all that nastyness they should have been doing all along, in like a 10 year span.
???
I think you are right Lobber. At a certain age we want something different. And of course there are girls that are prudes. Thank God I am not one of these girls. I love everything about sex.. and I love to have it ALOT. After years of doing the same things... ya gotta shake it up a bit. With oral the shocker is teh shit. I orgasm rather quickly with it. But at 20 I would not have even wanted to try it.
It has nothing to do with losing hotness, Trey. I'll be hot forever. lol.
the minivan
two in the front, five in the back
sounds like an orgy to me.
Quote from: White Pwny on Dec 20, 2008, 07:09 PM
sounds like an orgy to me.
sounds like the guy that never had sex, imo.
NO U
The minivan WILL be tested on my next 1 night stand
Quote from: bebo on Dec 20, 2008, 07:08 PM
the minivan
two in the front, five in the back
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1. she rubs her hands with chili and masturbates you
2.after that she asks for anal sex
3.you will scream your lungs out and feel like being in a burning house
you can variate the chili for example with horseradish
or bengay
or have her eat some thai food
ring of fire indeed
imma just bumping it for further laughs.
The Rush Limbaugh.
Or the Dirty Mariachi Sixer.
Always wanted to try that...
Love that ^ sig pic...the deftones cigarette...really cool : )
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Dec 09, 2009, 01:27 PM
Love that ^ sig pic...the deftones cigarette...really cool : )
haha, yeah, stole it from deftones lipstick lovers.
that last one is called the red hot chili pepper, and it rly goes like this:
1.get a mexican girl
2.have her put hot sauce all over your dick
3. stick it in her pussy