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Title: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Post by: Penicks on Nov 29, 2008, 06:12 PM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2h3pyea.jpg)
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Post by: lostpilot on Nov 29, 2008, 06:26 PM
CRAZY - - SHIT
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Post by: whodunit? on Nov 29, 2008, 06:54 PM
Quote from: Penicks on Nov 29, 2008, 06:12 PM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2h3pyea.jpg)

oh, man! do you keep the spider at home!?
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Post by: Deftones-88-05-Deftones on Nov 29, 2008, 07:40 PM
That is a camel spider,t hey live mostly in the middle east countries.
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Post by: Penicks on Nov 29, 2008, 07:47 PM
No it's not.
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Post by: Jacob on Nov 29, 2008, 08:24 PM
fuck you!
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Post by: deftonekid on Nov 29, 2008, 09:21 PM
damn! that's not a spider that's a fucking beast
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Post by: ablackswan on Nov 29, 2008, 10:06 PM
hell yeah!
where do you live?
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Post by: bebo on Nov 30, 2008, 04:40 AM
old pic is, well, old
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Post by: deafnotes on Nov 30, 2008, 04:46 AM
how big is it? hairy spiders  are scary.
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Post by: Variable on Dec 01, 2008, 08:36 AM
That pic looks pretty fake to me.

But yeah I have heard a bigillion over exaggerated stories about camel spiders from guys who went to Iraq.  But eventually you get the truth out that they are no where near as fast or big as the stories.  Lucky for me Afghanistan has no camel spiders.
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Post by: Jacob on Dec 01, 2008, 10:03 AM
first of all, that is not a camel spider.

second, that lizard could be really tiny for all we know.

I doubt it's a fake picture, and I doubt that spider is as huge as the picture makes it look like. but it's still scary as fuck.
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Post by: Variable on Dec 01, 2008, 11:01 AM
well, because I'm a fucking nerd.  I took some time and did a serious google hunt for the origin of this pic.  I couldn't find where it came from.  But it was on a bunch of other forums just like this with people going " OMFG ITS SOOO BIGZZZZ EWWWWW" just like this.  And other people saying " I'm pretty sure its fake" just like me.  But I did find one with a guy who seemed like he knew what he was talking about who said that this spider should be about the size of the palm of your hand.  And that it's draining the blood from the lizard, not eating it.
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Post by: Jacob on Dec 01, 2008, 11:26 AM
I could believe that. there are spiders at least as big as your palm.
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Post by: theis on Dec 01, 2008, 12:41 PM
Though not an actual spider, these Spider Crabs are freaky as hell. Imaging running into one of these fuckers?

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/152097082_a0788d18af.jpg)
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Post by: bright lights, big city on Dec 01, 2008, 03:06 PM
i would die
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Post by: devlin on Dec 01, 2008, 03:32 PM
those are cool as shit. totally harmless tough. they use them as scary stories to scare their children into going to bed, saying they come and eat children who wont go to sleep :)

i watch alot of animal planet.
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Post by: Variable on Dec 01, 2008, 03:52 PM
Quote from: aenemic on Dec 01, 2008, 11:26 AM
I could believe that. there are spiders at least as big as your palm.
for sure
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Post by: Penicks on Dec 01, 2008, 06:22 PM
The biggest spiders in the world fit in a soup plate.

Also camel spiders aren't really spiders. They have more in common with scorpions.

Also of course it's draining blood from the lizard, that's what pretty much every spider does.
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Post by: lostpilot on Dec 01, 2008, 07:08 PM
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Dec 01, 2008, 12:41 PM
Though not an actual spider, these Spider Crabs are freaky as hell. Imaging running into one of these fuckers?

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/152097082_a0788d18af.jpg)

my head would just explode
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Post by: devlin on Dec 01, 2008, 09:03 PM
Quote from: Variable on Dec 01, 2008, 11:01 AM
well, because I'm a fucking nerd.  I took some time and did a serious google hunt for the origin of this pic.  I couldn't find where it came from.  But it was on a bunch of other forums just like this with people going " OMFG ITS SOOO BIGZZZZ EWWWWW" just like this.  And other people saying " I'm pretty sure its fake" just like me.  But I did find one with a guy who seemed like he knew what he was talking about who said that this spider should be about the size of the palm of your hand.  And that it's draining the blood from the lizard, not eating it.


not to be a douche and correct such a small detail, but i find it interesting.

the spiders not drinking its blood, they bite and inject venom into what ever they catch (in this case a gecko). the venom either paralyzes or kills what it caught. then the venom turns it's insides into liquid ( which would of course kill anything paralyzed). then the spider drinks the liquid.

again sorry i watch ALOT of animal planet/discovery channel

i'm not sure what kind of spider that is, but that looks like its eating a house gecko (hard to tell only seeing the under belly) so a palm or slightly bigger size spider would be believable.
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Post by: Penicks on Dec 01, 2008, 09:33 PM
IT'S STILL A SCARY ASS PICTURE
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Post by: devlin on Dec 01, 2008, 09:39 PM
fuck yeah. i turn into a little girl around spiders.

once i was driving and saw a spider float down on my left. i slammed on the brakes, put the car in park, and pushed my confused girlfriend out her door so i could scramble out her side. all in a matter of like 5 seconds. the spider crawled out my open window and i began to kick the crap out of my car killing the that little ninja bastard. that'll teach him to repel down and sneak attack me. true story

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Post by: deafnotes on Dec 04, 2008, 11:29 PM
in my country, theres this big spider, about 2 inch long (including the feet/hands) it looks scary specialy if its the first time you see it. but its a good spider. it doesnt bite and its web is fucking strong than the usual.

i think this is it.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrecawagas/211014507/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/neanderthal/2611261853/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22689860@N08/2288246074/

any of you familiar with spider fighting? its like chicken fighting but its on a stick like a barbeque stick but a little bit skinnier.
like this:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/snabero/452120574/

this is the kind of spider for fighting
a spider inside the match box http://www.flickr.com/photos/azariusrex/1774359919/
spider fighting is enjoyable
(man i cant steal some photo from flickr)


and this one you will notice it has a 2 horn on its back. this spider cant fight
http://www.flickr.com/photos/beychua/759739454/
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Post by: oldgentlovecraft on Dec 04, 2008, 11:55 PM
Quote from: devlin on Dec 01, 2008, 09:39 PM
fuck yeah. i turn into a little girl around spiders.

once i was driving and saw a spider float down on my left. i slammed on the brakes, put the car in park, and pushed my confused girlfriend out her door so i could scramble out her side. all in a matter of like 5 seconds. the spider crawled out my open window and i began to kick the crap out of my car killing the that little ninja bastard. that'll teach him to repel down and sneak attack me. true story



Lol
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Post by: dictatesofreason on Dec 05, 2008, 05:19 AM
Quote from: devlin on Dec 01, 2008, 03:39 PM
fuck yeah. i turn into a little girl around spiders.

once i was driving and saw a spider float down on my left. i slammed on the brakes, put the car in park, and pushed my confused girlfriend out her door so i could scramble out her side. all in a matter of like 5 seconds. the spider crawled out my open window and i began to kick the crap out of my car killing the that little ninja bastard. that'll teach him to repel down and sneak attack me. true story


thats fukin hilarious however i can relate......
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Post by: Contradictio In Terminis on Dec 05, 2008, 06:35 AM
it's pretty easy to judge the over all size of the spider.

look at the bars.

they are most likely at most an inch wide, maybe a little more or less. you can also tell by the lines running down it which appears to be from water. so the bar is about an inch...let's say that it is an inch exactly.

the spider's body would be two inches long. and so a leg span of about six to seven and a half inches.

or the size of your palm...like a couple of others said.

that would mean that the gecko is about four to five inches

pretty simple.

and the biggest spider has a leg span of about twelve inches...

which means that there is probably a spider out there with a body that is about eight by four inches with a leg span of about 20 inches or so.

you know how those hidden species and freak occurrences are...that big mother fucker can't get no dick cause everything is too afraid of it.
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Post by: Contradictio In Terminis on Dec 05, 2008, 06:38 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/THERAPHOSA_BLONDI_HEMBRA_ADULTA.jpg)
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Post by: Jacob on Dec 05, 2008, 08:35 AM
my fucking god, I hate spiders. stop posting fucking pictures of fucking spiders.
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Post by: Contradictio In Terminis on Dec 05, 2008, 11:30 AM
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