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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #380 on: Jan 24, 2011, 04:58 AM »
attack attack fucking sucks.

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« Reply #381 on: Jan 24, 2011, 10:26 AM »
The RX bandits, every cool kids favourite band. Sounds like Brandon boyds side project, annoying math surf rock that changes ideas about 12 times per song. I know the premise of math rock is to be as long winded and complex as possible but some bands use it to disguise the fact that they don't know how to come up with a good idea and stick to it. The albums feel quite shallow, it's kind of throw away disposable stuff.

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« Reply #382 on: Jan 31, 2011, 02:56 AM »
hard rock / metal bands with female singers.

horrendous!

I totally agree on this one.  I just can't get into bands with female lead singers.  Like Paramore, In this Moment.  Flyleaf was tolerable until they had to come out and say they are a "Christian band". 

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« Reply #383 on: Jan 31, 2011, 07:59 AM »
hard rock / metal bands with female singers.

horrendous!

I totally agree on this one.  I just can't get into bands with female lead singers.  Like Paramore, In this Moment.  Flyleaf was tolerable until they had to come out and say they are a "Christian band". 

Christian or not they were always shit




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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #384 on: Jan 31, 2011, 08:28 AM »
I really despise Slipknot.  The whole shock rock scene is pussy shit. IMO 

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« Reply #385 on: Jan 31, 2011, 10:14 AM »
Cannibal Corpse is just fucking crap. They have some decent and even some killer riffs at times, but I'd rather eat my own shit than hearing these terrible vocals again.
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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #386 on: Jan 31, 2011, 12:01 PM »
The RX bandits, every cool kids favourite band. Sounds like Brandon boyds side project, annoying math surf rock that changes ideas about 12 times per song. I know the premise of math rock is to be as long winded and complex as possible but some bands use it to disguise the fact that they don't know how to come up with a good idea and stick to it. The albums feel quite shallow, it's kind of throw away disposable stuff.


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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #387 on: Jan 31, 2011, 06:41 PM »
The RX bandits, every cool kids favourite band. Sounds like Brandon boyds side project, annoying math surf rock that changes ideas about 12 times per song. I know the premise of math rock is to be as long winded and complex as possible but some bands use it to disguise the fact that they don't know how to come up with a good idea and stick to it. The albums feel quite shallow, it's kind of throw away disposable stuff.

haha this made me lol



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« Reply #388 on: Jan 31, 2011, 06:46 PM »
Cannibal Corpse is just fucking crap. They have some decent and even some killer riffs at times, but I'd rather eat my own shit than hearing these terrible vocals again.
"This one goes out to all the women out there... FUUUCKED WITH A KNIIIIIFE" How can you hate that?!??!

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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #389 on: Jan 31, 2011, 06:48 PM »
Did you know that Jim Carrey is an actual fan of the band and he's the reason why they're in the movie? I find that hilarious!

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« Reply #390 on: Jan 31, 2011, 07:06 PM »
Yeah, I know Jim Carrey is a great CC fan.

Some of CC music is actually fun to headbang to, but that's it, really.

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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #391 on: Feb 03, 2011, 11:29 PM »
hard rock / metal bands with female singers.

horrendous!

I totally agree on this one.  I just can't get into bands with female lead singers.  Like Paramore, In this Moment.  Flyleaf was tolerable until they had to come out and say they are a "Christian band". 

Paramore are terrible, I don't think they'd be half as popular if the majority of their fan base didn't want to bang their vocalist (both male and female).

In This Moment were okay on their first album, second album was bad though. Reminded me of Evanescence, and that's very bad.

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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #392 on: Feb 24, 2011, 10:18 PM »
Just stumbled over this. One of the most awful songs I've heard in my life. HOLY SHIT.

Chuganaut's First Video

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« Reply #393 on: Feb 24, 2011, 10:32 PM »
hahaha i could only make it through 1 minute.

Chuganaut? Seriously, it's almost too easy. More like Chuganut.
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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #394 on: Feb 24, 2011, 11:18 PM »
the black keys, the arcade fire, mumford and sons, etc.
all that hipster shit. i mean my god is it awful and all the bands that hipsters love are the biggest bands on the planet with songs in commercials. seems rather un-hipster to me.

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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #395 on: Feb 24, 2011, 11:39 PM »
The Black Keys? Hipster? Come on.

They're a blues band. I love them.

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« Reply #396 on: Feb 24, 2011, 11:49 PM »
The Black Keys? Hipster? Come on.

They're a blues band. I love them.

well they're probably the most hipster loved of the bands around here. i don't know. i gave them a shot but half the time it sounds like they just have a bit of a beat going and no idea about anything else. that howling for you song or whatever is a perfect example of "can you guys even play instruments"?
sorry if you love them, i hate them. a co-worker actually confronted me about it the other day asking how i can, i get nothing out of their music. when i listen to it i feel absolutely nothing but annoyance.

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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #397 on: Feb 25, 2011, 12:00 AM »
Ok, fair enough. Just check out this live vid by them:

The Black Keys - Set You Free (Live TV)


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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #398 on: Feb 25, 2011, 12:10 AM »
i'm a hipster. i need to start facing this fact and come to terms with it.
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Re: Band Bashing Thread
« Reply #399 on: Feb 25, 2011, 12:35 AM »
ok their drummer is pretty good but i just hate his guitar playing and his voice. it's like blues guitar played really really sloppy (which it often is) with awful effects and the same fill 10 different ways, none of which are impressive. i've given them many honest chances. i can see the appeal for a lot of folks but it just doesn't work for me. sorry theis. i really respect your musical choices and you do have genuinely good taste but i guess we'll have to agree to disagree on this one.
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