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what is the funniest thing that you have ever heard?

Started by sharingbuns, Nov 14, 2008, 12:14 AM

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Jedidiah Solomon

Quote from: downtownpony on Nov 23, 2008, 12:53 AM
thanks for correcting me. Ill  repay by easing my cock into ur mouth, while u sleep. You'll probably wake up at first, but after you realize whats happenening youll pretend to still be asleep, and its cool. Ill play along. untill I cum all over ur face and transformer bed sheets. Then Ill have u make me a sandwich.

White Pwny

Ok!  Newest funniest thing was Ross saying.. "wah wah.. blah blah blah fucking blah.. cry cry... wah.."   before deleting his ID.... again.


Who wants to take dibs on how long it will be.. before he's back with a new id?!
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

T-Rock

Id give it a day.... I am sure he is looking at himself in the mirror and thinking about what his next move will be...Or he went to sleep crying in his pillow and sucking his thumb

Contradictio In Terminis

Quote from: T-Rock on Nov 24, 2008, 11:55 PM
Id give it a day.... I am sure he is looking at himself in the mirror and thinking about what his next move will be...Or he went to sleep crying in his pillow and sucking his thumb

actually that was me...
I can taste your pale blood flowing from the moon. I can feel your anger breaking your cocoon. Twisting from the graveyard your final place of rest is the light of nothing forming at the crest. I will break your memory and I will break your name. I won't let your body be place inside a grave.

sharingbuns

i don't know who that is
i don't care who that is
money makes the world go round
don't be a fool stay in school
dolla dolla bill yall
Quote from: goldpony on Nov 15, 2008, 09:08 PM
how do know when its ok to piitb? and should you ask first?

Sleepymaggie

Sgt. Stedenko: Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?
Unknown: Which basketball?
Sgt. Stedenko: Which basketball?


Sold my hands for a dreamers gloves...

Sleepymaggie

and this joke i heard..

'Whats the difference between a duck?'



Sold my hands for a dreamers gloves...

Variable

Quote from: Sleepymaggie on Dec 22, 2008, 02:15 AM
Sgt. Stedenko: Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?
Unknown: Which basketball?
Sgt. Stedenko: Which basketball?
lol.  I read it wrong, and it made me laugh.  Then I read it again, and it made me laugh again.  I'm such a sucker.

Sleepymaggie

Quote from: Variable on Dec 22, 2008, 02:19 AM
Quote from: Sleepymaggie on Dec 22, 2008, 02:15 AM
Sgt. Stedenko: Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?
Unknown: Which basketball?
Sgt. Stedenko: Which basketball?
lol.  I read it wrong, and it made me laugh.  Then I read it again, and it made me laugh again.  I'm such a sucker.


: D me too!!


Sold my hands for a dreamers gloves...

Variable

I'm always that guy in a movie, that is laughing when no one else in the theater is laughing.  I think I just appreciate the little genius behind certain jokes or props that a lot of people just look past or don't want to think about hard enough to understand.

dictatesofreason


Variable


rock_n_frost

Me : bbbuuuuuueeeeaaahh !.....shhiiit....oooaaarghhh
Friend : aaaarrgghhhhh !!!....ooooooeeeeehhhrrrrrghhhhh !!.........ssshiit noooeeeeaaahhh !!


--- 6 hours ago ---

Friend : I'm kind of..hungry !..
Me : I can cook
Friend : oh yeah ?
Quote from: Vesanic
You used to call me on my cellphone

Penicks


White Pwny

hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...

blondie


bebo


Variable

I think I get it.  But if I explain it, and then I'm wrong.....well as you all know Trey being wrong is unacceptable.  But its funny how I have it figured out.

sharingbuns

on the other hand, trey being gay = completely acceptable
Quote from: goldpony on Nov 15, 2008, 09:08 PM
how do know when its ok to piitb? and should you ask first?

White Pwny

Quote from: blondie on Dec 25, 2008, 11:56 PM
i was there and it wasn't funny.

You are so luckay.  You get to hang owt with evry1 on this board!
hang a noose for my new sinner.... somewhere everyone can see it...