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Re: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
« Reply #20 on: Dec 01, 2008, 10:03 PM »
well, because I'm a fucking nerd.  I took some time and did a serious google hunt for the origin of this pic.  I couldn't find where it came from.  But it was on a bunch of other forums just like this with people going " OMFG ITS SOOO BIGZZZZ EWWWWW" just like this.  And other people saying " I'm pretty sure its fake" just like me.  But I did find one with a guy who seemed like he knew what he was talking about who said that this spider should be about the size of the palm of your hand.  And that it's draining the blood from the lizard, not eating it.


not to be a douche and correct such a small detail, but i find it interesting.

the spiders not drinking its blood, they bite and inject venom into what ever they catch (in this case a gecko). the venom either paralyzes or kills what it caught. then the venom turns it's insides into liquid ( which would of course kill anything paralyzed). then the spider drinks the liquid.

again sorry i watch ALOT of animal planet/discovery channel

i'm not sure what kind of spider that is, but that looks like its eating a house gecko (hard to tell only seeing the under belly) so a palm or slightly bigger size spider would be believable.
« Last Edit: Dec 01, 2008, 10:06 PM by devlin »

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Re: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
« Reply #21 on: Dec 01, 2008, 10:33 PM »
IT'S STILL A SCARY ASS PICTURE

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Re: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
« Reply #22 on: Dec 01, 2008, 10:39 PM »
fuck yeah. i turn into a little girl around spiders.

once i was driving and saw a spider float down on my left. i slammed on the brakes, put the car in park, and pushed my confused girlfriend out her door so i could scramble out her side. all in a matter of like 5 seconds. the spider crawled out my open window and i began to kick the crap out of my car killing the that little ninja bastard. that'll teach him to repel down and sneak attack me. true story


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« Reply #23 on: Dec 05, 2008, 12:29 AM »
in my country, theres this big spider, about 2 inch long (including the feet/hands) it looks scary specialy if its the first time you see it. but its a good spider. it doesnt bite and its web is fucking strong than the usual.

 i think this is it.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrecawagas/211014507/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/neanderthal/2611261853/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22689860@N08/2288246074/

any of you familiar with spider fighting? its like chicken fighting but its on a stick like a barbeque stick but a little bit skinnier.
like this:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/snabero/452120574/

this is the kind of spider for fighting
a spider inside the match box http://www.flickr.com/photos/azariusrex/1774359919/
spider fighting is enjoyable
(man i cant steal some photo from flickr)


and this one you will notice it has a 2 horn on its back. this spider cant fight
http://www.flickr.com/photos/beychua/759739454/
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Re: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
« Reply #24 on: Dec 05, 2008, 12:55 AM »
fuck yeah. i turn into a little girl around spiders.

once i was driving and saw a spider float down on my left. i slammed on the brakes, put the car in park, and pushed my confused girlfriend out her door so i could scramble out her side. all in a matter of like 5 seconds. the spider crawled out my open window and i began to kick the crap out of my car killing the that little ninja bastard. that'll teach him to repel down and sneak attack me. true story



Lol

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Re: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
« Reply #25 on: Dec 05, 2008, 06:19 AM »
Quote from: devlin on Dec 01, 2008, 03:39 PM
fuck yeah. i turn into a little girl around spiders.

once i was driving and saw a spider float down on my left. i slammed on the brakes, put the car in park, and pushed my confused girlfriend out her door so i could scramble out her side. all in a matter of like 5 seconds. the spider crawled out my open window and i began to kick the crap out of my car killing the that little ninja bastard. that'll teach him to repel down and sneak attack me. true story


thats fukin hilarious however i can relate......

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Re: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
« Reply #26 on: Dec 05, 2008, 07:35 AM »
it's pretty easy to judge the over all size of the spider.

look at the bars.

they are most likely at most an inch wide, maybe a little more or less. you can also tell by the lines running down it which appears to be from water. so the bar is about an inch...let's say that it is an inch exactly.

the spider's body would be two inches long. and so a leg span of about six to seven and a half inches.

or the size of your palm...like a couple of others said.

that would mean that the gecko is about four to five inches

pretty simple.

and the biggest spider has a leg span of about twelve inches...

which means that there is probably a spider out there with a body that is about eight by four inches with a leg span of about 20 inches or so.

you know how those hidden species and freak occurrences are...that big mother fucker can't get no dick cause everything is too afraid of it.
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Re: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
« Reply #27 on: Dec 05, 2008, 07:38 AM »
I can taste your pale blood flowing from the moon. I can feel your anger breaking your cocoon. Twisting from the graveyard your final place of rest is the light of nothing forming at the crest. I will break your memory and I will break your name. I won’t let your body be place inside a grave.

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Re: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
« Reply #28 on: Dec 05, 2008, 09:35 AM »
my fucking god, I hate spiders. stop posting fucking pictures of fucking spiders.
pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep

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Re: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
« Reply #29 on: Dec 05, 2008, 12:30 PM »
I can taste your pale blood flowing from the moon. I can feel your anger breaking your cocoon. Twisting from the graveyard your final place of rest is the light of nothing forming at the crest. I will break your memory and I will break your name. I won’t let your body be place inside a grave.