I'm moving to LA...

13hourstoparadise · Feb 25, 2009, 04:00 AM

Damnit.

Variable · Feb 25, 2009, 06:30 AM

word

13hourstoparadise · Feb 26, 2009, 03:51 AM

Can I at least smell your fingers when you're done?

Necrocetaceanbeastiality · Feb 26, 2009, 10:42 AM

Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Feb 23, 2009, 06:22 AM
Thats right up the street from my house. I'm so down.

http://www.myspace.com/natalieportmansshavedhead

Give a listen.

I still don't know wether or not I'll come down. I haven't figured out money/sleeping arrangements yet, but if I do, we should definitely kick it.

Necrocetaceanbeastiality · Mar 07, 2009, 08:38 AM

Just so ya know Jerry, I am not coming down after all. Decided to spend my money on a synthesizer instead and do not regret it one bit. You should definitely go to that show though.

13hourstoparadise · Mar 26, 2009, 04:01 AM

I ran into Tom Green today in Hollywood, he was nice - real hung-over...

I'm so glad I made the move, I love it down here... And I already have a girlfriend and she is fucking beautiful!!!! God damn she is amazing...

Variable · Mar 26, 2009, 07:01 AM

does she have a friend you could hook me up with? I need hoz in different area codez

13hourstoparadise · Mar 26, 2009, 07:44 PM

Her friends are pretty cute, but they seem like stuck up hollywood chicks. She lives up in Bakersfield, however my roommates have fly women rolling through our house all the time. You should come party it up... I'm in Los Feliz (hollywood).

Variable · Mar 27, 2009, 12:30 AM

mmmmmmm I love cute stuck up hollywood chicks........as long as they're sluts. I'm going to Vegas this weekend, then Oklahoma the next. But unless I have to go run to the mountains and do some more cold weather training , I should be free in 3 weekends to maybe come down and check it out.

defTHE1s · Mar 27, 2009, 05:21 PM

i wanna go to hollywood then!
hollywood sluts

i should use my just given visa to go to the states right now.. vacations are close!

13hourstoparadise · Mar 27, 2009, 09:13 PM

So last night I went to 'the standard' hotel off Hollywood. First person I saw was I bet a porn star, she had the biggest most fake tits ever, huge lips, my god... Gross, but I wouldn't mind if her tities popped out... It was some private party in the hotel vip area, I saw David Denmen (sp?) - he is Roy from The Office (US). I went up to the bouncer and he asked if I was on this list. I said no, but I'm meeting David here, then I asked if he has shown up yet... He just stamped my hand and I was in... I was albe to get the rest of our crew in too... I love being a con-artist.

I had four shots and 2 beers - it was a $120 tab!!! Fuck hollywood... People were so stuck-up in there I wanted to slap the taste out of their face... But Chad Fernandez (old school skater) was in there and we got to chat for a while, he is one cool cat...

13hourstoparadise · Mar 27, 2009, 09:16 PM

Quote from: defTHE1s on Mar 27, 2009, 05:21 PM
i wanna go to hollywood then!
hollywood sluts

i should use my just given visa to go to the states right now.. vacations are close!

Where are you located homie?

Uno · Mar 27, 2009, 11:14 PM

wtf where are all these hollywood sluts!!

I work down by the tattoo place on la brea.

defTHE1s · Mar 28, 2009, 12:21 AM

Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Mar 27, 2009, 09:16 PM
Quote from: defTHE1s on Mar 27, 2009, 05:21 PM
i wanna go to hollywood then!
hollywood sluts

i should use my just given visa to go to the states right now.. vacations are close!

Where are you located homie?

now i'm in querétaro, mexico, but i have some family living in Santa Rosa, CA... is it near hollywood?
maybe we would visit them in the next holidays...

13hourstoparadise · Mar 28, 2009, 07:54 PM

Quote from: Uno on Mar 27, 2009, 11:14 PM
wtf where are all these hollywood sluts!!

I work down by the tattoo place on la brea.

What, the one next to the smoke shop, Atomic Tattoo or whatever? I walked past it the otherday...

The hollywood sluts stay inside...

Uno, what's your gig; do you play music?

Necrocetaceanbeastiality · Apr 14, 2009, 10:07 PM

Quote from: Variable on Mar 27, 2009, 12:30 AM
mmmmmmm I love cute stuck up hollywood chicks........as long as they're sluts. I'm going to Vegas this weekend, then Oklahoma the next. But unless I have to go run to the mountains and do some more cold weather training , I should be free in 3 weekends to maybe come down and check it out.

When are you coming to Seattle, asshole?

I read somewhere that the Navy and Department of Defense are expanding in Washington and Oregon. It'd be hella tight if they sent you my way for some stupid reason.

Variable · Apr 15, 2009, 02:21 AM

I was actually getting hit on by some suga mommas from Seattle at the casino on Friday. Then they started thinking about their husbands and got all conscientious on me and said good night. Bitches.

But yeah, I know they have a Naval hospital somewhere around those parts off some Island or some shit like that. But you gota remember, I'm really more in the Marines than I am the Navy. And they don't got shit up there. But ill be back in Afghanistan in less than 6 months anyways. Be there for 12 months this time. Then the plan is to get out. But we will see I guess. I wouldn't mind making a trip up to Seattle before I leave though. Maybe if I can find enough reasons to go.

13hourstoparadise · Apr 15, 2009, 11:32 PM

Seattle during the summer is the most beautiful place on earth IMO.

tarkil · Apr 16, 2009, 10:06 AM

I guess you didn't see many though... Not that I ever went to Seattle but that seems like a tough call to me....

Oh, and I know... Opinions, assholes, bla bla bla....

Variable · Apr 16, 2009, 01:10 PM

lol fuck Tarkil. Not everyone can be a bad ass world traveler like you.