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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #260 on: Nov 12, 2009, 07:36 PM »
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Honestly, I think the fear [or lack of] swine flu was constructed in order to hide the real pandemic planned for us.

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oh shit pneumonic plague.



my withbeliefer has pneumonia as a side effect of her gone swine flu.

btw: the death ratio due to swine flu in the usa is 30 times higher than in europe (spiegel.de). so either there is some bigger thing coming for us or the usa is pretty hard failing with its crisis management.



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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #261 on: Nov 14, 2009, 08:55 PM »
So it finally happened.  We got our H1N1 shots in today.  They are mando for all of us.  I'm really not sure if I should take it or not.  I mean I don't have to pay for it.  What's the worst that could happen?

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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #262 on: Nov 14, 2009, 09:17 PM »
worst case? ure the only one in the squad who refuses to take the vaccine. u get h1n1 and the virus mutates inside u. noone around you is safe from this new virus inside u. but before it kills you, you have to see every single of your friends die.

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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #263 on: Nov 15, 2009, 10:34 AM »
worst case? ure the only one in the squad who refuses to take the vaccine. u get h1n1 and the virus mutates inside u. noone around you is safe from this new virus inside u. but before it kills you, you have to see every single of your friends die.

lolz


But real worst case, would be the same story except that the virus mutates so bad that it turns you into a zombie, and then everyone around you gets zombified too.
Even worse would be if it was a gay zombie epidemics where all zombies get together in anal orgies... Now, that would be a pretty worst case scenario...
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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #264 on: Nov 15, 2009, 01:49 PM »
im gona be in serbia in the very near future, where swine flu pandemonium has apparently reached stupid heights

theyve banned public gatherings, closed all bars, schools, and events,   i think even alot of businesses are shut down

my friend that im gona to stay with's mom even said i couldnt come because i might catch the swine before i make it to her house and infect the family

all because there are 280 cases out of 8 million people

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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #265 on: Nov 15, 2009, 04:41 PM »
probablly there are just 280 cases because serbia has been this strict.

its something worth to analyze when all this is over. probablly you can sue against your government because of manslaughter.


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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #266 on: Nov 16, 2009, 06:28 AM »
I mean't "whats the worst that could happen?" from taking the shot

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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #267 on: Nov 16, 2009, 03:04 PM »
I mean't "whats the worst that could happen?" from taking the shot


I heard about the bad post-shot effects, like losing fingers or members, some died too... But they worked again on the shot since then, I don't think it's risky at all anymore.

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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #268 on: Nov 16, 2009, 09:15 PM »
there are nanomachines that will take over you nervous system in the shot that will make you a dronebot and you will lost all free will
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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #269 on: Nov 16, 2009, 09:51 PM »
SNAKE?!
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #270 on: Nov 16, 2009, 10:06 PM »
SNAKE?!
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE


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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #271 on: Nov 17, 2009, 12:13 AM »
there are nanomachines that will take over you nervous system in the shot that will make you a dronebot and you will lost all free will

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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #272 on: Nov 18, 2009, 02:51 AM »
guess I better not get it then

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Re: Swine flu.
« Reply #273 on: Nov 22, 2009, 04:06 PM »
I am not taking anything I don't think should be mandatory. So no matter my situation, I would say no. But that's your choice, not mine. I say, say "fuck you".