joke of the day

[black coffee]

Hoobastank - The Greatest Hits

nothing to add here.

[Penicks]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.   

[Jacob]

you

[nonesuch]

a black, a jew, a mexican, a pollack, and an asian walk into a bar.

the bartender says, "all of you, get the fuck out!"

[theis]

Hoobastank - The Greatest Hits

nothing to add here.

haha, seriously? that's hilarious.

that said, their Selftitled is still a decent album.

oh, and this is probably the funniest shit i've read in a while:

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

this guy is a fucking genius.

[Mascara Snake]

Why can Stevie Wonder not see his friends?
























Because he's married.

[shine down unshy]

[Vesanic]

Three girls, 12, 13 and 14 years old, are playing around in the stairs of a building. They get in the front of a weird little white puddle. The 12 year-old-girl says: " Hey look, it's milk ! "
The 13 year-old-girl dips a finger in, tastes it and says: " That's not milk, that's sperm. "
The 14 year-old-girl dips a finger in, tastes it and says: " And he's not even from the district. "

[defTHE1s]

[youtube=425,350]4XRt4QIIlro[/youtube]

lol @ shine down unshy and Penicks jokes
HAHAHA!!!!     

and the rest too !

[defTHE1s]

and what was MJ's last desire?

To be melted into Legos to let the children play with him.

what a dumb joke hahaha!!!!!

[Jacob]

and what was MJ's last desire?

To be melted into Legos to let the children play with him.

what a dumb joke hahaha!!!!!

1. you took that from the comments to the video you posted.
2. and you didn't even tell it right.  half the joke is that he's mainly made out of plastic.

but yeah, it's still a dumb joke and not very funny.

[defTHE1s]

and what was MJ's last desire?

To be melted into Legos to let the children play with him.

what a dumb joke hahaha!!!!!

1. you took that from the comments to the video you posted.
2. and you didn't even tell it right.  half the joke is that he's mainly made out of plastic.

but yeah, it's still a dumb joke and not very funny.

lol.. yeah.. sorry haha...

[black coffee]

and what was MJ's last desire?

To be melted into Legos to let the children play with him.

what a dumb joke hahaha!!!!!

1. you took that from the comments to the video you posted.
2. and you didn't even tell it right.  half the joke is that he's mainly made out of plastic.

but yeah, it's still a dumb joke and not very funny.


wanna see how I chill?

[Jacob]

so we all love Chuck Norris jokes, right?

just found this one... go to Google, type in "Google Chuck Norris" and click "I'm feeling lucky". hilarious.

[Law]

[theis]

Hahahaha holy shit. That's hilarious.

[Jacob]

bwahahahahahaha

[bright lights, big city]

holy crap that's great!!!

[Vesanic]

You like pics like that ?


http://epicfail.com is your place.

[bright lights, big city]

or this http://failblog.org/

i always check out that one daily