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Started by black coffee, Aug 08, 2009, 06:22 PM

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Vesanic

What do you do after shaking a leper's hand ?


You give it back to them.



black coffee

QuoteGaddafi – who infuriated the West recently by parading convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi on his return to Libya – has shown hatred towards Switzerland before.

At July’s G8 summit in Italy, he gave a furious speech denouncing Switzerland as just a mafia of international financial terrorists.

According to the Libyan, that means it should be dissolved and the land given to neighbouring states.

French-speaking Romandy would go to France, Ticino to Italy and German-speaking Switzerland to Germany.

the deft ones

An elderly lady decides her and her husband's sex-life needs spicing up, so while he's at work she heads down to their local adult store.
She looks at all kinds of toys and the like, but instead opts for a pair of crutchless-panties.
She goes home, sits on the couch and waits for her husband to return home from work.
When he does she opens her legs and says, "You want some of this big boy?"
He cops an eyeful and replies, "F@#$ no, look what it's done to your undies!"

Vesanic

A zoophile, a scatophile, a pyromaniac and a masochist are having a walk together. Then,  a cat walks in front of them.
The zoophile says: " Damn, what a lovely kitty, I'd like to fuck him hard... "
The scatophile says: " Oh yeah, and while you're doing this I would shit on his face ! "
The pyromaniac says: " Then, I'd put him of fire ! "
The masochist says: " Miaow ! "

shine down unshy

A mexican man, a white man and a black man come across a fruit farm looking for a place to stay the night.  They ask the farmer if they can bunk there for the night.  The farmer says, "You all can stay here..under one condition...you keep your hands off my beautiful daughters!"  The three men agree to do this.  Of course, that night the three men all fuck the shit out of the farmer's daughters.  The next morning, the three men wake up to find the farmer pointing a shotgun at them.  Farmer says, "Alright, I told you all not to touch my daughters, but I'm a good honest hard working man and I'm willing to give you all a chance to leave here with your lives.  I want you to go into my fields and pick 100 of your favorite fruits each...then come back here."  The three men go out into the field and pick the fruits and come back.  The farmer tells them "Okay, now..if any of you can shove all the fruit into your ass without spilling any..I'll let you go free."  The first man, the mexican man picked tomatoes.  He tries to shove the tomatoes into his asshole but only gets about 6 in.  The farmer blows his head off with a shot gun.  The second man, the white man chose grapes as his favorite fruit..amazingly he manages to get about 50-60 into his ass,  but he starts to laugh and they all fall out.  The farmer says, "I'll give you ONE MORE CHANCE...!"  So the white man tries again, and manages to get 96-97 grapes in his ass before he starts to laugh again, they all fall out."  The farmer is angry at this point, he yells at the white man "BOY, what is wrong with you?  I'm giving you a second chance at life!"  The white man says "I can't help it, that poor black fellow went out there and picked watermelons.."



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Vesanic

Porn sites are like sex in real life. You get viruses.

theis

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?


























































Wataaaaaarr!

bebo

#30



ohoho fuuucckk

rock_n_frost

#31
http://en.tackfilm.se/

(upload a picture of you or your friend or your ass.. its gonna be great)

this is mine : http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1263148754921RA59
Quote from: Vesanic
You used to call me on my cellphone

defTHE1s


Yes yes, Deftones, yes yes, heavy metal, yes yes, nü metal, yes yes, fucking queer, yes yes...

wither-I

#33
what's the difference between a pile of rocks and a pile of dead babies?







































you can't fuck a pile of rocks.

"coming into the nearness of distance"

rock_n_frost

Quote from: Vesanic
You used to call me on my cellphone

rock_n_frost

Quote from: Vesanic
You used to call me on my cellphone

rock_n_frost

Quote from: Vesanic
You used to call me on my cellphone

defTHE1s


Yes yes, Deftones, yes yes, heavy metal, yes yes, nü metal, yes yes, fucking queer, yes yes...

Vesanic

What's a somalian with a coin in his head ?


A nail.

Jacob

dude, that's horrible.
pray nightfall release me
then i could wander, wander to deep sleep