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joke of the day

Started by black coffee, Aug 08, 2009, 06:22 PM

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Variable

I actually hadn't hear a couple of those.  Not bad. 


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BillyNo.9

sorry if this has been posted here before...

A little boy hears his a noise coming from his parents room, so he goes to check it out. To his horror he see's his father jack hammering his mother. He runs away screaming.
His mother forces his father  to go and explain what was happening, so the father goes to his sons room, only to find the little boy having sex with his grandmother. The father, disgusted, starts yelling at the boy, so the boy turns to his dad and says  "Not so funny when it's your mother, is it"   :P

sing blue silver

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here's one a customer told me at work that i'd never heard before:

a guy goes to a motel to get a room for the night. he walks up to the clerk and says "i hope your porn channel is disabled" to which she replies, "you're one sick bastard".

devilinside

I heard that one the other day,how odd.

Variable

It would have been better if the clerk was in a wheel chair

BillyNo.9

The clerk thinks he wants porn with disabled people in it

lukas989

Theres a book recently released about a selfish opera singer called 'Me, Me, Me'.

Oldnewtype

"You ever see the movie 'Constipated'?"
"Nah, is it good?"
"I don't know, it never came out."