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Re: joke of the day
« Reply #60 on: Jun 02, 2010, 09:44 PM »
I actually hadn't hear a couple of those.  Not bad. 

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Re: joke of the day
« Reply #61 on: Mar 08, 2011, 09:58 PM »
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Re: joke of the day
« Reply #62 on: Mar 09, 2011, 03:37 AM »
Daaaaaaaam

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Re: joke of the day
« Reply #63 on: Mar 27, 2011, 11:28 PM »
sorry if this has been posted here before...

A little boy hears his a noise coming from his parents room, so he goes to check it out. To his horror he see's his father jack hammering his mother. He runs away screaming.
His mother forces his father  to go and explain what was happening, so the father goes to his sons room, only to find the little boy having sex with his grandmother. The father, disgusted, starts yelling at the boy, so the boy turns to his dad and says  "Not so funny when it's your mother, is it"   :P

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Re: joke of the day
« Reply #64 on: Mar 28, 2011, 12:52 AM »
here's one a customer told me at work that i'd never heard before:

a guy goes to a motel to get a room for the night. he walks up to the clerk and says "i hope your porn channel is disabled" to which she replies, "you're one sick bastard".
« Last Edit: Mar 28, 2011, 12:55 AM by sing blue silver »

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Re: joke of the day
« Reply #65 on: Mar 28, 2011, 05:11 AM »
I heard that one the other day,how odd.

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Re: joke of the day
« Reply #66 on: Mar 28, 2011, 05:52 AM »
It would have been better if the clerk was in a wheel chair

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Re: joke of the day
« Reply #67 on: Mar 29, 2011, 03:36 PM »
The clerk thinks he wants porn with disabled people in it

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Re: joke of the day
« Reply #68 on: Mar 29, 2011, 04:53 PM »
Theres a book recently released about a selfish opera singer called 'Me, Me, Me'.

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Re: joke of the day
« Reply #69 on: Mar 29, 2011, 10:38 PM »
"You ever see the movie 'Constipated'?"
"Nah, is it good?"
"I don't know, it never came out."