Jersey Shore Season 2 Thread

[alvarezbassist17]

The next big show that will probably rival the retardation of this garbage is gonna be Big Island TV.  It's set in Lake Minnetonka where all of the boats owned by local loser trust-fund babies and occupied by walking breast implants link up and exchange vomit during the summertime, and it's literally like a mile away from my house.  Be excited, you reality television fiends, you.

[bright lights, big city]

you had me at breast implants

[lithium]

Alvarez have you ever bathed in the waters of lake Minnetonka?

[alvarezbassist17]

yes, yes i have.  Ain't nothin pure about it, there's millfoil and all other kinds of plants in it like crazy.  So when I bathe in its waters I have an allergic reaction, but it straight up fuckin rulz for boating, tell you what.

[E-Money]

I hear Snookie makes 30g's a show....

[alvarezbassist17]

No you heard wrong, she did 30 Gs of blow.

[Jacob]

alvarez, here's a suggestion: bomb the place.

[alvarezbassist17]

Yeah, I've been considering it, but I want to put together a solution that will involve all of the bitches with big titties taking refuge at my place and could use practical ideas.

[Jacob]

easy. trick all the guys to be in the house and all the girls to be outside. the bomb in the house goes off, and you just happen to drive by outside in your big expensive truck and offer to drive the girls to safety.

[Sinatra]

They all need to be in the next saw movie. That's the only way I'd watch saw/jersey shore.

[theis]

They all need to be in the next saw movie. That's the only way I'd watch saw/jersey shore.

Haha. Great  idea!

[your sister gets me hard]

This is what I deal with every summer.  Glad it's on a national scale now.  I have had plenty of interactions with the cast.  I'm awesome.

[your sister gets me hard]

http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2010/09/snooki_is_a_lindsay_lohan_wann.html