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You know what really grinds my gears?

Started by poofing acid, Apr 20, 2011, 07:10 PM

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lukas989

Quote from: Variable on Apr 25, 2011, 05:04 AM
Quote from: lukas989 on Apr 25, 2011, 02:55 AM
Yeah - but you know, doing extra dishes pisses me off.  And it only happens once in a while - when it happens it injects my brain with, 'take care when dealing with the grill dickhead', much like mixing drinks and having shitty hangovers the next day.  I rarely make a habit of causing bad shit to happen - it takes a long time for the learnt lesson to slip from my mind.  Do you actually use a utensil to remove toast from the grill, or do you have a good ol' toaster?
No no, you're mistaken.  I just don't have pussy hands.  I would just assume that everyone else who does have pussy hands, uses utensils, when they touch hot food.

As are you mistaken - I said touching the grill - not hot food.  Maybe the dettached sensors in your brain mean you can touch hot grills without pain, but not me.   And anyway, Ive seen your hands - theyre practically a main feature of a lesbian porno.

Variable

I see what you're saying now.  Took me a min to get past your accent. 

lukas989


Caín

you fucking assholes. way to derail this thread. america, fuck yeah!

Variable

I DIDN'T DERAIL IT!  I just made a stupid comment that I'm not even remotely qualified to say.  He's the one that went high at to the left with it.  I even agreed for the sake of it not turning into yet another "America VS the World" topic.  But it wasn't good enough. 

I don't mean to be over defensive, I'm just saying, I tried.  I get enough shit for shit around here without getting shit for shit I didn't really do. 

Vesanic

Quote from: Variable on Apr 25, 2011, 12:51 AMBecause they have a small penis, and they feel insecure about that. 


Sorry but Belgium has never been an Asian country.

lukas989

Habing to throw stuff away because there just isnt enough space to store it anymore (yet strangely plenty of room for the good ladies fucking shoes and clothes she never bastarding wears).

poofing acid

Doctors are a bunch of scammers.  The bitch billed my insurance $25 because she told me to quit smoking cigs. Hahaha wtf is that?

lukas989

Doctors sure...but dentists!!  As I jaunted into the private surgey for the forced fixings (pain like never previously experienced) I glanced nonchalantly at the private reg'ed Merc outside and thought nothing of it.  He did a quick assessment and estimated 300-350 pounds.  Ouch I though, but anything to take away this misery. Three further visits saw the price rise to a level where I questioned his judgement at all...a staggering total of 950 fucking pounds!  I accidentally dragged my Vauxhall Astra key all the way along his Merc on purpose.  Cunt.

Oldnewtype

Judge Judy really grinds my gears, I fucking hate that bitch.

bright lights, big city

DERP

Quote from: rock_n_frost
Bright Lights !..Why the fuck are you so damn awesome? Cant you be a piece of shit sometimes?

lostpilot


Variable

Quote from: Vesanic on Apr 26, 2011, 11:34 PM
Quote from: Variable on Apr 25, 2011, 12:51 AMBecause they have a small penis, and they feel insecure about that. 


Sorry but Belgium has never been an Asian country.
I don't think Asian countries feel insecure about their penis sizes, they make up for it with their brain sizes.
Quote from: lostpilot on Apr 29, 2011, 05:45 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Apr 29, 2011, 04:51 PM
the royal wedding.

SO. MUCH.
I have to agree with this

Penicks

i watched the entire royal wedding

six hours long

haters are going to hate

bright lights, big city

well then i gotta hate you.


at least we got this from it.
DERP

Quote from: rock_n_frost
Bright Lights !..Why the fuck are you so damn awesome? Cant you be a piece of shit sometimes?

blixa

Quote from: Penicks on Apr 30, 2011, 05:46 PM
i watched the entire royal wedding

six hours long

haters are going to hate

me too. i loved it. no one cried or fell over. was kind of disappointed about that.

Oldnewtype

Quote from: bright lights, big city on Apr 30, 2011, 06:51 PM
well then i gotta hate you.


at least we got this from it.



This picture alone was worth all of the bullshit haha

Penicks

Quote from: blixa on Apr 30, 2011, 07:39 PM
Quote from: Penicks on Apr 30, 2011, 05:46 PM
i watched the entire royal wedding

six hours long

haters are going to hate

me too. i loved it. no one cried or fell over. was kind of disappointed about that.

kate's father losing his hat before exiting the car was a monumental high point though

blixa

hahaha very minor though. i was expecting prince philip to fall asleep. her dress was fantastic! she is so beautiful.

Penicks

pippa is way hotter, whenever they were both on screen i just gazed at her with a drooling mouth and a raging erection