Author Topic: confessions  (Read 51382 times)

hydroponic82

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« Reply #140 on: Jan 21, 2006, 06:40 AM »
you people who rubbed one out while being in school are the shit.
respect.

hydroponic82

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« Reply #141 on: Jan 21, 2006, 07:03 AM »
ohhh yea CONFE$$ION:::

i bought my woman freind a bag of weed tonight , which im supposed to give her tommorow morning , but its gonna be gone by then.

MyRibItsBroke

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« Reply #142 on: Jan 21, 2006, 07:24 AM »
that's  nothing. i have a friend who beats off during church on a regular basis.

Offline Jan

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« Reply #143 on: Jan 21, 2006, 08:14 AM »
I like to wear designer condoms

Offline The Captain

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« Reply #144 on: Jan 21, 2006, 09:35 AM »
Quote from: "MyRibItsBroke"
i'm hella ticklish EVERYWHERE on my body.

Sex must be fucking hilarious

hydroponic82

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« Reply #145 on: Jan 21, 2006, 09:41 AM »
CoNFE$$ioN:::*^&(*&^*^%

i secretly love the Captain and his witty sense of humor .
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lithium royalty

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« Reply #146 on: Jan 21, 2006, 10:15 AM »
i saw brokeback mountain tonite.

hydroponic82

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« Reply #147 on: Jan 21, 2006, 10:16 AM »
" i wish i could quit you"

lithium

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« Reply #148 on: Jan 21, 2006, 10:41 AM »
I was fucking pissed when I seen that "tonedef" was taken as a nickname on the forum already.  This was a long time ago



bastid. ;)

hydroponic82

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« Reply #149 on: Jan 21, 2006, 10:47 AM »
tonedef is a G

black coffee

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« Reply #150 on: Jan 21, 2006, 02:22 PM »
I'm a mod.

Moz La Punk

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« Reply #151 on: Jan 21, 2006, 02:57 PM »
Me tooooooooooo

MyRibItsBroke

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« Reply #152 on: Jan 21, 2006, 05:02 PM »
Quote from: "The Captain"
Quote from: "MyRibItsBroke"
i'm hella ticklish EVERYWHERE on my body.

Sex must be fucking hilarious


wanna test the water?

Offline The Captain

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« Reply #153 on: Jan 21, 2006, 06:01 PM »
I don't like laughing when I'm tryin to be sexy, so no.

I can just see you with a girl...

"Hahahaha, stop! STOP!...WTF, why'd you stop!?!??!"

lithium royalty

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« Reply #154 on: Jan 22, 2006, 12:30 AM »
sometimes i dont put the toilet seat down

TheProzacFairy

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« Reply #155 on: Jan 22, 2006, 12:53 AM »
Quote from: "lithium royalty"
sometimes i dont put the toilet seat down


DIE!!  8)

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« Reply #156 on: Jan 22, 2006, 01:04 AM »
I pissed in someone i didnt like's kettle before when at a party! she never found out!

"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST..."  Frank Zappa

MyRibItsBroke

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« Reply #157 on: Jan 22, 2006, 04:04 AM »
Quote from: "The Captain"
I don't like laughing when I'm tryin to be sexy, so no.

I can just see you with a girl...

"Hahahaha, stop! STOP!...WTF, why'd you stop!?!??!"


it's  good to be tickled during sex. it makes you thrust harder.

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« Reply #158 on: Jan 22, 2006, 04:11 AM »
Last night at around 2am, my brother stumbled home and asked me to make him a bacon and cheese sandwich. He was really drunk so he thought I was my older sister as she is the one that usually makes him such a sandwich at that hour of the night. I just smiled and went to the fridge and got some soy-bacon and toffuti sliced cheese and made it for him, I also grilled it. He started eating it and said, "this a farking goot sandich sis" and continued eating.

I felt so proud of myself that I introduced my brother to a less-cruel humane sandwich and he had a smile on his face the whole time he was eating it. It was the best thing that happened to me all week.

MyRibItsBroke

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« Reply #159 on: Jan 22, 2006, 04:15 AM »
he fell for it because he was drunk. if he was sober he would've known the difference.

;)