Your mama's so stoopid she got run over by a parked car
more mama jokes..
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
;D
Yo mama's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
yo mama's so fat whenever she writes a message at sharing lungs its always a double post
yo mama's so fat when she goes on the computer, she can't use windows, she has to use doors!
Your momma's so fat she went to a concert and ate, Korn, Meatloaf and Black Eyed peas...THEN went to the concession stand.
Your mama's so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
yo momma so fat dat she is da predident of a club called B.A.D. Bitches Against Dieting
Yo Mama's so fat she emailed me a picture and my computer got stretch marks.
Yo Mama's so poor, she asked her crabs to start paying rent.
you momma so fat dat chino makes fat jokes about her
Quote from: Variable on Feb 09, 2008, 07:44 AM
you momma so fat dat chino makes fat jokes about her
that made me lol ;D
funny cuz its true
yo mama's so fat , she's got more chins then Hong Kong! ;D
yo mamas so ugly that when i bang her i need two paper bags, one for her and one for me in case hers falls off
your mommas so dumb she set her buffer length to a minimal octal instead of puging the cache
yo mamas so fat she uses a matress for a maxipad
Yo mama's so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the mouth
that made me lol
Quote from: Shaye on Feb 08, 2008, 04:44 PM
Yo Mama's so fat she emailed me a picture and my computer got stretch marks.
;D
amazing!
Quote from: shine down unshy on Jun 30, 2008, 11:39 PM
Yo mama's so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the mouth
Quote from: devilinside on Jul 01, 2008, 12:31 AM
that made me lol
me too!! ;D
and I'm in class right now!! bad student am I... aren't I?