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Title: Twilight?
Post by: Jizzlobber on Jan 13, 2009, 08:52 AM
i havent seen this movie yet, i know its about about vampires, which to me is cool..

but every girl that talks about it just drools over "how hot the guy in it is"

which sort of puts me off, has anyone seen it? is it  some pretty boy crap? im taking a girl to see it soon, but i dont wanna be cringing at the lameness of it all if its some pretty boy lark all the way throughout.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: tarkil on Jan 13, 2009, 09:36 AM
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Jan 13, 2009, 08:52 AM
i dont wanna be cringing at the lameness of it all if its some pretty boy lark all the way throughout.

I think you shouldn't go see it then...   ;)
There's a thread about this lame ass shit in Chit Chat though...
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: Jizzlobber on Jan 13, 2009, 10:09 AM
sorry i didnt think about looking in chit chat...

meh, i might avoid it then.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: White Pwny on Jan 13, 2009, 10:59 AM
It is not gay ass shit.  And if you want to make that girl happy, take her to see it.   =o)
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: oldgentlovecraft on Jan 13, 2009, 12:06 PM
Yeah, I just sat through the two and half hour mess of Sex and the City for my girl, I'm pretty sure gay vampires are much better than that.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: theis on Jan 13, 2009, 12:07 PM
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Jan 13, 2009, 12:06 PM
Yeah, I just sat through the two and half hour mess of Sex and the City for my girl, I'm pretty sure gay vampires are much better than that.

hahaha
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devlin on Jan 13, 2009, 12:44 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 13, 2009, 10:59 AM
It is not gay ass shit.  And if you want to make that girl happy, take her to see it.   =o)

WRONG!!! if you take her to go see it she will fall head over heels in love with the dirty looking lead character and you will never measure up. that movie is one of the worst when it comes to giving women unrealistic hopes and expectations of men.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: White Pwny on Jan 13, 2009, 01:50 PM
give me a break... all girls know there is no such thing as an Edward.  Trust us, we know.   But we can wish.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: bebo on Jan 13, 2009, 02:01 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 13, 2009, 01:50 PM
give me a break... all girls know there is no such thing as an Edward.  Trust us, we know.   But we can wish.

but then theres me, right?
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: White Pwny on Jan 13, 2009, 02:02 PM
^5.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devlin on Jan 13, 2009, 03:51 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 13, 2009, 01:50 PM
give me a break... all girls know there is no such thing as an Edward.  Trust us, we know.   But we can wish.

i wasn't serious. but wishing leads to disapointment on your end.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devilinside on Jan 13, 2009, 03:55 PM
Ya know...men do the same damn thing about women int the entertainment business,so why give us shit about liking a guy? Geeze. Fuck,we all wish guys were like Ryan Gosling in The Notebook,but none of ya seem to make a big deal out of him. Maybe ya'll are jealous of the vampire?? *snarf*


Go see it.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devlin on Jan 13, 2009, 04:19 PM
lol. really wasn't serious. just busting your chops. its written by a chic aimed at chics, so of course the guy is going to be perfect. just like guy films have boobs and explosions.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: wither-I on Jan 13, 2009, 07:31 PM
the worst piece of shit ive ever seen.

people are fools. its sad really.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: White Pwny on Jan 13, 2009, 07:32 PM
*coughbullshitcough*
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: bebo on Jan 13, 2009, 07:34 PM
the movie was corny, ill admit

the books i jerked to tbh, was hawt
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: BloodyKnifePrty on Jan 13, 2009, 07:41 PM
if you were to go see a vampire movie, why not Underworld Rise of the Lycans instead?  It can't be worse than Twilight
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: bangbang240 on Jan 13, 2009, 11:00 PM
Movie was pretty bad. My girl made me go see it and film wise, it looks like something you would see on the SciFi channel at 1130 at night.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: theis on Jan 13, 2009, 11:15 PM
if you're gonna see a vampire movie, skip this shit and go see LET THE RIGHT ONE IN. a real masterpiece.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: White Pwny on Jan 13, 2009, 11:18 PM
*sigh*
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: downtownpony on Jan 14, 2009, 01:51 AM
I would definitely recommend Let The Right One In, instead of Twilight.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devilinside on Jan 14, 2009, 03:22 AM
Quote from: bangbang240 on Jan 13, 2009, 11:00 PM
Movie was pretty bad. My girl made me go see it and film wise, it looks like something you would see on the SciFi channel at 1130 at night.

They had a tiny budget for this movie,$37 Million,what do you expect? But to each their own....
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: Jizzlobber on Jan 14, 2009, 08:00 AM
Meh im gonna take her to go see it...now ive seen the actual so called "hottie" guy thats in it...he aint nothing special!..looks like he had an encounter with a shovel actually.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devlin on Jan 14, 2009, 12:36 PM
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Jan 14, 2009, 08:00 AM
Meh im gonna take her to go see it...now ive seen the actual so called "hottie" guy thats in it...he aint nothing special!..looks like he had an encounter with a shovel actually.

its not his looks that do it man. my girl said he was "nothing great" until she read the book and saw the movie.  then "nothing great" turned into "OMG EDWARD HE IS SOOOOO HOT" its the character he plays that melts the panties. he's so romantic and devoted to the chick thats what they love. they probably could've had steve buscemi playing that role and still had all the girls going crazy.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: White Pwny on Jan 14, 2009, 12:39 PM
Tis true.  It's definately the character that turned me on to him.   I was in love with Edward when I read Twilight and had no face to put with him.   
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devilinside on Jan 14, 2009, 03:38 PM
Hahaha exactly. It's not how he looks (cause frankly,in real life he's grody),but like Devlin said,it's his actions and personality. But movie Rob is HAWT...not movie Rob is a little greasy.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: Sugartolove on Jan 15, 2009, 12:26 AM
I enjoyed it a lot more than I expected. Pre movie I didn't see what the hype about that actor was, but onscreen he had a magnetism that mesmerized me, and it was the chemistry between the two lead characters that made it all the more entertaining as well. I haven't read the books, but in some respects it was more like a vampire rom com than your average vampire movie, but it felt pure in a way and from a female perspective, it didn't feel cheesy.
I'm looking forward to the next movie now.

Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: bebo on Jan 15, 2009, 01:39 AM
next movie will be bad, jacob is a fggt
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: rainnyx4 on Jan 15, 2009, 06:00 PM
This just in:

You're all gay.

EDIT:  Am I the only one with a girlfriend that plays Judo and thinks movies like this are retarded?
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: White Pwny on Jan 15, 2009, 06:04 PM
I would have agreed with you 6 months ago.  Then I read the books.  AND I AM NOT a book fan.  I don't ever sit down and read books.  But I was pulled in.   


Edit:  Yer gay for posting that others are gay for liking a MOVIE and books.  kthx.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devlin on Jan 15, 2009, 08:22 PM
lol what the fuck does judo have to do with anything? you just had to throw that in there to prove how tough and macho you are?
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: rainnyx4 on Jan 15, 2009, 08:56 PM
Quote from: devlin on Jan 15, 2009, 08:22 PM
lol what the fuck does judo have to do with anything? you just had to throw that in there to prove how tough and macho you are?

No, I had to throw that in there to show how tough and macho my girlfriend is.  Reading comprehension FTW.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devlin on Jan 15, 2009, 09:06 PM
ha ha sorry about that :)
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: rainnyx4 on Jan 15, 2009, 09:12 PM
Also, her favorite movie is Terminator 2.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: bangbang240 on Jan 15, 2009, 09:13 PM
Quote from: devilinside on Jan 14, 2009, 03:22 AM
Quote from: bangbang240 on Jan 13, 2009, 11:00 PM
Movie was pretty bad. My girl made me go see it and film wise, it looks like something you would see on the SciFi channel at 1130 at night.

They had a tiny budget for this movie,$37 Million,what do you expect? But to each their own....

Well, I think it was more the director then the budget, although 37 million is not a lot in movie money. Which is probably why they are using a different director for the next one.

Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: rainnyx4 on Jan 15, 2009, 09:17 PM
http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devlin on Jan 15, 2009, 09:20 PM
Quote from: rainnyx4 on Jan 15, 2009, 09:17 PM
http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html

i saw that before, its pretty funny. i love that site, tons of hilarious shit.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devilinside on Jan 16, 2009, 02:29 AM
Quote from: rainnyx4 on Jan 15, 2009, 08:56 PM
Quote from: devlin on Jan 15, 2009, 08:22 PM
lol what the fuck does judo have to do with anything? you just had to throw that in there to prove how tough and macho you are?

No, I had to throw that in there to show how tough and macho my girlfriend is.  Reading comprehension FTW.
Quote from: rainnyx4 on Jan 15, 2009, 09:12 PM
Also, her favorite movie is Terminator 2.

Hmm...girlfriend or boyfriend?
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: Jizzlobber on Jan 16, 2009, 03:08 PM
Quote from: devlin on Jan 14, 2009, 12:36 PM
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Jan 14, 2009, 08:00 AM
Meh im gonna take her to go see it...now ive seen the actual so called "hottie" guy thats in it...he aint nothing special!..looks like he had an encounter with a shovel actually.

its not his looks that do it man. my girl said he was "nothing great" until she read the book and saw the movie.  then "nothing great" turned into "OMG EDWARD HE IS SOOOOO HOT" its the character he plays that melts the panties. he's so romantic and devoted to the chick thats what they love. they probably could've had steve buscemi playing that role and still had all the girls going crazy.

wow..Steve Buscemi..now there's an actor i actually LIKE.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: downtownpony on Jan 19, 2009, 11:10 PM
all the girls want him.
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Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: wither-I on Jan 23, 2009, 12:19 AM
worst piece of shit ive ever seen. besides shoot em up...
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: Jizzlobber on Jan 25, 2009, 11:33 AM
dudes...this was like..so not my movie..what a load of shite..

Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: theis on Jan 28, 2009, 07:47 PM
i would watch this only for Kristin Stewart... the perfect girl in my eyes.
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: devilinside on Jan 28, 2009, 08:33 PM
She's a shitty actress tho....to "gaspy" and "gulpy". Maybe in other movies she's good,but not in this. And watch it Theis...I know you'll hate it......but candy coat it!
Title: Re: Twilight?
Post by: theis on Jan 28, 2009, 08:36 PM
well, shitty acting is often the result of a shitty script ;)

she was great in Into the Wild and In the Land of Women.

but yeah, i'll probably end up watching this at one time or another. i actually like the director...Thirteen and Lords of Dogtown are both good flicks.