Poll
Question:
What would you think if you saw an old friend on reality tv?
Option 1: sellout
votes: 1
Option 2: Haha, thats hilarious
votes: 0
Option 3: Good for them
votes: 2
Option 4: What a loser
votes: 3
So i was watching "What Not to Wear" and I saw an old friend from high school on. For those who dont know this show is a reality makeover show. I was totally wierded out by it. I understand growing and changing but she always seemed to be the type of person who wouldn't do this. She totally looked good afterwards tho, so i guess it was worth it plus she said she felt better about herself. i went with good for them
"What a loser" for me....
jajaja @ sellout
guess it all depends on who they are. I would have voted for "who gives a fuck" if it was an option. Although I will admit I was pretty excited when I saw transformers and realized I went to school with megan fox
I know 2 people on Reality TV past and present.
First was the show 'Gastineau Girls' which had a season or two on the E! channel. The daughter Brittany, is a year older than me. I attended elementary, middle and high school with her.
Also, on 'I Love New York 2', I went to high school with the guy who's nickname was "The Entertainer". I ran into him at a local bar a few times a couple of months ago but he was sworn to secrecy about the show.
That's about it.
I was friends with and graduated high school with this girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp4u9pw4IS8
Seriously.
Quote from: Shaye on Dec 28, 2007, 04:22 PM
I know 2 people on Reality TV past and present.
First was the show 'Gastineau Girls' which had a season or two on the E! channel. The daughter Brittany, is a year older than me. I attended elementary, middle and high school with her.
Also, on 'I Love New York 2', I went to high school with the guy who's nickname was "The Entertainer". I ran into him at a local bar a few times a couple of months ago but he was sworn to secrecy about the show.
That's about it.
sweet.
im going on survivor. My strategy is to kill all the other contestants on the first night. That should get me an survivor all stars too.
i dont know how relevant this is to this topic but about 3 or 4 years ago, my mom was seeing this guy named franklin. he was a cool enough dude. bald black dude with a handle bar mustache, which i thought was kinda odd cause thats not some shit you see every day. even on whites dudes really but less on black guys. he was cool to talk to, down to earth, blazed up. seemed like just a lonely middle aged guy looking for some companionship. him and my mom werent too serious. they'd just have a drink together every now and then and she smoked a blunt with him once or twice. they sort of drifted apart after a while and about 2 months later, i walk into a bodega and i see this guy being carried away in handcuffs by 2 cops on the front page of the new york post! he was suspected to be the spiderman rapist (which was a big headline grabber here in ny a couple years ago. he'd break into women's apts through their fire escapes, tie them up, and rape them). turns out good ol franklin had nothing to do with the rapes, just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong type of 8-year-old offense on his record. the media dragged his name through the dirt regardless with little more than an "oops" when the real spiderman was caught. last i heard, franklin decided to high-tail it outta nyc and moved to new orleans. couple months later, well, the wheels were set in motion for another god awful spike lee joint. poor franklin.
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Dec 28, 2007, 06:53 PM
I was friends with and graduated high school with this girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp4u9pw4IS8
Seriously.
no offense but that shit was funny
I had a friend on, uh, what the hell is the name of the show? Were has-been's live together. She said it was scripted.
i know a nerd-ish guy that went on Big Brother, he hasnt changed, he's still a nerd
I had speech and drama in high school with Kimberly Locke from American Idol and knew MJ from the Real World Philly.
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Dec 28, 2007, 06:53 PM
I was friends with and graduated high school with this girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp4u9pw4IS8
Seriously.
Hahahaha...
Holy crap, what was she thinking... Or not thinking...
Quote from: Variable on Dec 29, 2007, 05:38 AM
im going on survivor. My strategy is to kill all the other contestants on the first night. That should get me an survivor all stars too.
;D
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 02, 2008, 07:09 PM
Quote from: Variable on Dec 29, 2007, 05:38 AM
im going on survivor. My strategy is to kill all the other contestants on the first night. That should get me an survivor all stars too.
;D
good plan, i think it'll work.
Quote from: ignore the fashion on Jan 03, 2008, 08:54 AM
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 02, 2008, 07:09 PM
Quote from: Variable on Dec 29, 2007, 05:38 AM
im going on survivor. My strategy is to kill all the other contestants on the first night. That should get me an survivor all stars too.
;D
good plan, i think it'll work.
dont forget about that annoying ass host
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Dec 28, 2007, 06:53 PM
I was friends with and graduated high school with this girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp4u9pw4IS8
Seriously.
wow. you were friends with that?
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 03, 2008, 03:14 PM
Quote from: ignore the fashion on Jan 03, 2008, 08:54 AM
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 02, 2008, 07:09 PM
Quote from: Variable on Dec 29, 2007, 05:38 AM
im going on survivor. My strategy is to kill all the other contestants on the first night. That should get me an survivor all stars too.
;D
good plan, i think it'll work.
dont forget about that annoying ass host
good as dead. As well as the camera men. I have to cover my tracks
Then how would you "win".
Weapons, would it be like battle royal, or are you just gonna start hackin' everyone up like Mike Meyers?
for variable, the killing would be victory enough ;D
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 08, 2008, 09:16 PM
Then how would you "win".
Weapons, would it be like battle royal, or are you just gonna start hackin' everyone up like Mike Meyers?
no no no. I mean violence is usually the answer. But if they can track it back to me.....no good. But if I make it all look like an accident....hmmm lets see here. I have never actually seen this show but im going to guess there are around 12 people, lets play this out
I would start by bringing about.......hmmmm 200meq of Potasium in a vial. And about 300 units of insulin. Then at night, when we are all getting to know eachother around the camp fire I bust out some contraband alcohol and get the party going. Well once everyone is a little buzzed I would find the biggest dude there and inject him with the insulin. No one would think anything at first just that he was way too drunk. Then I wouuld also find the oldest person there and inject them with the potasium giving them cardiac arrhythmias(2 down looking all natural) so I would push my newly discovered diabetic into the fire right after I bust out the new drink of the evening, bacardi 151 and give him a very big glass. So he falls into the fire after flinging the 151 on lets say just 1 person. So everyone tries to help the flaming diabetic and then the guy with 151 goes up in flames too. Which is where I bust out a bucket of 151, tell them its water, and throw it on the group. Killing all together....lets say 6, only 6 more to go. So at this point I would take charge of the mass casualty situation and form a "green zone" and have all the survivors (no pun intended) start to pull the casualties over where aid could be rendered. But my "green zone" would be about as red as they come as it would be pre staged for disaster. The trees around my "green zone" would all be pre cut and ready to tumble in. I of course being the heroic man that I am would tell everyone to stay where it was safe and let me bring the casualties to them. that is when I wold go and spread the fire from the camp area to the trees surrounding the "green zone" then they would all cave inward and smash the remaining 6. and if they didnt. I would then turn to violence and beat them with tree branches. Then I would beat myself up a bit, and lie under a tree, waiting to be rescued as a hero...yup yup.
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 08, 2008, 09:18 PM
for variable, the killing would be victory enough ;D
this is a very good point
Quote from: Variable on Jan 11, 2008, 06:37 AM
I would then turn to violence and beat them with tree branches. Then I would beat myself up a bit, and lie under a tree, waiting to be rescued as a hero...yup yup.
pure wisdom
respect ;D
Thanks bro, respect right back at your wise ass
Quote from: Variable on Jan 11, 2008, 06:37 AM
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 08, 2008, 09:16 PM
Then how would you "win".
Weapons, would it be like battle royal, or are you just gonna start hackin' everyone up like Mike Meyers?
no no no. I mean violence is usually the answer. But if they can track it back to me.....no good. But if I make it all look like an accident....hmmm lets see here. I have never actually seen this show but im going to guess there are around 12 people, lets play this out
I would start by bringing about.......hmmmm 200meq of Potasium in a vial. And about 300 units of insulin. Then at night, when we are all getting to know eachother around the camp fire I bust out some contraband alcohol and get the party going. Well once everyone is a little buzzed I would find the biggest dude there and inject him with the insulin. No one would think anything at first just that he was way too drunk. Then I wouuld also find the oldest person there and inject them with the potasium giving them cardiac arrhythmias(2 down looking all natural) so I would push my newly discovered diabetic into the fire right after I bust out the new drink of the evening, bacardi 151 and give him a very big glass. So he falls into the fire after flinging the 151 on lets say just 1 person. So everyone tries to help the flaming diabetic and then the guy with 151 goes up in flames too. Which is where I bust out a bucket of 151, tell them its water, and throw it on the group. Killing all together....lets say 6, only 6 more to go. So at this point I would take charge of the mass casualty situation and form a "green zone" and have all the survivors (no pun intended) start to pull the casualties over where aid could be rendered. But my "green zone" would be about as red as they come as it would be pre staged for disaster. The trees around my "green zone" would all be pre cut and ready to tumble in. I of course being the heroic man that I am would tell everyone to stay where it was safe and let me bring the casualties to them. that is when I wold go and spread the fire from the camp area to the trees surrounding the "green zone" then they would all cave inward and smash the remaining 6. and if they didnt. I would then turn to violence and beat them with tree branches. Then I would beat myself up a bit, and lie under a tree, waiting to be rescued as a hero...yup yup.
this plan would never work, it is too elaborate. didnt james bond or batman teach you anything? the more elaborate and complicated your death plan is, the more likely it wont work. a better plan would be to slit the other contestants throats while they slept. easy and quiet, and since you have access to drugs fixing ruffie cocktails should be no problem
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 11, 2008, 08:33 PM
this plan would never work, it is too elaborate. didnt james bond or batman teach you anything? the more elaborate and complicated your death plan is, the more likely it wont work. a better plan would be to slit the other contestants throats while they slept. easy and quiet, and since you have access to drugs fixing ruffie cocktails should be no problem
I think Michael Meyers has the least complicated death plan. Stealth isn't even involved. ;)
michael meyers was too stupid to plan anything.
Quote from: blondie on Jan 12, 2008, 04:25 AM
michael meyers was too stupid to plan anything.
Exactly. But he still killed everyone without even planning it or using any fancy gadgets/weapons...in comparison to James Bond and Batman, that is.
well that's because his victims were even more stupid than he was.
Quote from: blondie on Jan 12, 2008, 04:30 AM
well that's because his victims were even more stupid than he was.
I wasn't really thinking that deeply into it. Just commenting about uncomplicated death plans, that's all.
looks like your plan worked.
One time I saw a girl I know in the audience of Jerry Springer's show. And yes.. she got her beads. EWWWWWWW.. girl was a big one.
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 11, 2008, 08:33 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 11, 2008, 06:37 AM
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 08, 2008, 09:16 PM
Then how would you "win".
Weapons, would it be like battle royal, or are you just gonna start hackin' everyone up like Mike Meyers?
no no no. I mean violence is usually the answer. But if they can track it back to me.....no good. But if I make it all look like an accident....hmmm lets see here. I have never actually seen this show but im going to guess there are around 12 people, lets play this out
I would start by bringing about.......hmmmm 200meq of Potasium in a vial. And about 300 units of insulin. Then at night, when we are all getting to know eachother around the camp fire I bust out some contraband alcohol and get the party going. Well once everyone is a little buzzed I would find the biggest dude there and inject him with the insulin. No one would think anything at first just that he was way too drunk. Then I wouuld also find the oldest person there and inject them with the potasium giving them cardiac arrhythmias(2 down looking all natural) so I would push my newly discovered diabetic into the fire right after I bust out the new drink of the evening, bacardi 151 and give him a very big glass. So he falls into the fire after flinging the 151 on lets say just 1 person. So everyone tries to help the flaming diabetic and then the guy with 151 goes up in flames too. Which is where I bust out a bucket of 151, tell them its water, and throw it on the group. Killing all together....lets say 6, only 6 more to go. So at this point I would take charge of the mass casualty situation and form a "green zone" and have all the survivors (no pun intended) start to pull the casualties over where aid could be rendered. But my "green zone" would be about as red as they come as it would be pre staged for disaster. The trees around my "green zone" would all be pre cut and ready to tumble in. I of course being the heroic man that I am would tell everyone to stay where it was safe and let me bring the casualties to them. that is when I wold go and spread the fire from the camp area to the trees surrounding the "green zone" then they would all cave inward and smash the remaining 6. and if they didnt. I would then turn to violence and beat them with tree branches. Then I would beat myself up a bit, and lie under a tree, waiting to be rescued as a hero...yup yup.
this plan would never work, it is too elaborate. didnt james bond or batman teach you anything? the more elaborate and complicated your death plan is, the more likely it wont work. a better plan would be to slit the other contestants throats while they slept. easy and quiet, and since you have access to drugs fixing ruffie cocktails should be no problem
slitting throats would never work. The whole point to my plan was to make it look like I had no blame. It is hard to fake everyone getting their throat slit except for me. And you are forgetting one thing. I am better looking, smarter, and just fucking cooler than james bond and batman. I could pull it off.
Quote from: Shaye on Jan 12, 2008, 04:18 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 11, 2008, 08:33 PM
this plan would never work, it is too elaborate. didnt james bond or batman teach you anything? the more elaborate and complicated your death plan is, the more likely it wont work. a better plan would be to slit the other contestants throats while they slept. easy and quiet, and since you have access to drugs fixing ruffie cocktails should be no problem
I think Michael Meyers has the least complicated death plan. Stealth isn't even involved. ;)
yeah but he also had freak strength. That I dont have :(
also michael meyers gets caught , a lot. This is someting that cant happen if I am going to get the money and credit to win on survivor
Quote from: Variable on Jan 12, 2008, 04:53 AM
yeah but he also had freak strength. That I dont have :(
.
most special people do.
huge genitila from what ive heard also.
even females.
that was very random .
no?
well I have freakish good looks, freakish smarts, and freakish karizma. I can go to the gym for the rest
Quote from: Variable on Jan 12, 2008, 04:57 AM
well I have freakish good looks, freakish smarts, and freakish karizma. I can go to the gym for the rest
LMAO...well then you've already got an advantage as far as not getting caught. Smart, good looking, charismatic people are always the last to be suspected.
Quote from: Variable on Jan 12, 2008, 04:57 AM
well I have freakish good looks, freakish smarts, and freakish karizma. I can go to the gym for the rest
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Quote from: Shaye on Jan 12, 2008, 05:00 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 12, 2008, 04:57 AM
well I have freakish good looks, freakish smarts, and freakish karizma. I can go to the gym for the rest
LMAO...well then you've already got an advantage as far as not getting caught. Smart, good looking, charismatic people are always the last to be suspected.
exactly. This is why pinokio was able to kill mobey dick without anyone suspecting a thing......wooden boy my ass.
wooden boy, your ass?
its a LONG story
i wonder where moby DICK FITS into the story.
Well Moby Dick was a TIGHT fit, almost couldnt make it work. But then pinokio entered him ORALLY and everyone was happy.
well, everyone was happy when pinocchio PULLED OUT of the big fish. then DICK was too exhausted to keep going.
The only funnier thing in this convo.... is the spelling in this convo. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!ONE11111!!!
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 12, 2008, 05:48 AM
The only funnier thing in this convo.... is the spelling in this convo. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!ONE11111!!!
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Quote from: blondie on Jan 12, 2008, 05:27 AM
well, everyone was happy when pinocchio PULLED OUT of the big fish. then DICK was too exhausted to keep going.
Right right and it was a happy ending when Japeto ( yeah sinner I dont know how to spell their fucking names) finally made pinocchio's WOOD go away and it turned to SOFT flesh.
My God, I love what this thread has become!
Reality TV....Murder....Moby Dick and his tight fit. I'm so happy I came home drunk to see this.
Quote from: samson simpson on Jan 12, 2008, 05:02 AM
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nasty nasty *shakes hed in disgust*
Quote from: Shaye on Jan 12, 2008, 09:14 AM
My God, I love what this thread has become!
Reality TV....Murder....Moby Dick and his tight fit. I'm so happy I came home drunk to see this.
psh this is a serious topic about strategy and american literature. Dont be so immature......
what were you drinking?
Quote from: Variable on Jan 12, 2008, 03:32 PM
Quote from: Shaye on Jan 12, 2008, 09:14 AM
My God, I love what this thread has become!
Reality TV....Murder....Moby Dick and his tight fit. I'm so happy I came home drunk to see this.
psh this is a serious topic about strategy and american literature. Dont be so immature......
what were you drinking?
Patron and Heineken Light.
tequilla makes you silly ;)
getting back to the murder plan, you could use pinocchios WOOD and beat people with it. or make some delicious coconut soup and poison everyones bowl but yours. better yet, while they sleep, cover them with honey and let killer ants eat them. it woul;d be the perfect crime
the fuzz "trey, how come all the contestants but you got eaten by ants?"
trey "i dont know. i was sleeping in a tree and they were on the ground."
the fuzz "ok"
survivor host "as the last living contestant, you win!"
Quote from: Shaye on Jan 12, 2008, 04:00 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 12, 2008, 03:32 PM
Quote from: Shaye on Jan 12, 2008, 09:14 AM
My God, I love what this thread has become!
Reality TV....Murder....Moby Dick and his tight fit. I'm so happy I came home drunk to see this.
psh this is a serious topic about strategy and american literature. Dont be so immature......
what were you drinking?
Patron and Heineken Light.
I was told to never trust girls that drink beer out of green bottles, by a girl who was drinking a heineken, that later fucked me......Im not sure what she was getting at
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 12, 2008, 11:09 PM
tequilla makes you silly ;)
getting back to the murder plan, you could use pinocchios WOOD and beat people with it. or make some delicious coconut soup and poison everyones bowl but yours. better yet, while they sleep, cover them with honey and let killer ants eat them. it woul;d be the perfect crime
the fuzz "trey, how come all the contestants but you got eaten by ants?"
trey "i dont know. i was sleeping in a tree and they were on the ground."
the fuzz "ok"
survivor host "as the last living contestant, you win!"
Im sure questions would come as to where the poison came from or where the honey come from.
why would they ask about the honey? it would all have been eaten by the ants
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 14, 2008, 09:57 PM
why would they ask about the honey? it would all have been eaten by the ants
Doh. I am glad we have you here, Ponyboy. Your knowledge is great. =o)
they dont call me captain obvious for nothing :P
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 15, 2008, 01:02 AM
they dont call me captain obvious for nothing :P
;D
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 14, 2008, 09:57 PM
why would they ask about the honey? it would all have been eaten by the ants
yeah I thought about this. But the chances of the honey not getting on anything left behind or maybe some branches or brush getting stuck on the body that the ants dont get to. It just doesn't look good for me. Plus, what if the ants cant finish the meal? I mean thats a lot of fucking ants. Why can't I just induce heart attacks and diabetic schock on people?
Quote from: Variable on Jan 15, 2008, 03:57 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 14, 2008, 09:57 PM
why would they ask about the honey? it would all have been eaten by the ants
yeah I thought about this. But the chances of the honey not getting on anything left behind or maybe some branches or brush getting stuck on the body that the ants dont get to. It just doesn't look good for me. Plus, what if the ants cant finish the meal? I mean thats a lot of fucking ants. Why can't I just induce heart attacks and diabetic schock on people?
i actually was thinking about this too (great minds think alike), id say the best way to go is to catch a bunch of poisonous snakes, starve them for a little while then throw them on the other contestants. they would just slither away when they were done. even if they didnt, the snakes would be to blame. you just have to make sure you have a plausible excuse why you didnt sleep with the group.
and hope I dont get bit. And the starving doesn't work because snakes don't bite humans for food. They bite humans for defense. So they would probably just slither off faster to go find a mouse or something. Either way there is no way to guarentee that everyone gets bit , and I dont.