ive posted a couple poems in the art section in the past couple days and people seem to dig it so i figured id introduce myself. my name is joshua. im from new yawk city! love the deftones. fav band = smashing pumpkins. im 22. i play guitar. im an emt-b student. taking my final on the 4th, practicals on the 11th, and going for my state on the 17th. shitting bricks. then im taking a&p in 6 weeks starting the 3rd so im REALLY shitting bricks! well, ill bet 10 bucks nobody really gives a shit about all that. anyways, i saw a cva (a stroke in simple terms) about 2 weeks ago on my ride along. it was cool. i can't wait for my first trauma. used to be all fuck the system when i was younger. was a vegetarian for 5 years. now i eat meat. meat is delicious. i am good person. now. my questions for all of you.
1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana?
2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!)
3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army?
4. is god real?
5. if it was proven that it is, would you care?
6. what is the name of your hometown?
7. do you still live there?
7a. if yes, why?
8. do you like the smashing pumpkins?
8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones?
9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily?
9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it?
10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back?
answer one or all. or none. ill answer one first. i choose you question one!
1. undecided
hey joshua, welcome to the board.
1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana?
how is it possible to buy a dutch?
2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!)
never heard about it.
3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army?
Uhm...
4. is god real?
who knows?
5. if it was proven that it is, would you care?
yes
6. what is the name of your hometown?
dragoer
7. do you still live there?
yes
7a. if yes, why?
don't have enough money to move out yet.
8. do you like the smashing pumpkins?
they're alright.
8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones?
deftones > the smashing pumpkins
9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily?
uhh, no.
9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it?
see above.
10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back?
what?
hey board, welcome to the joshua
1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana?
...maybe
2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!)
i like chess better
3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army?
7
4. is god real?
hope not
5. if it was proven that it is, would you care?
HAIL SATAN!
6. what is the name of your hometown?
i cant remember
7. do you still live there?
nup
7a. if yes, why?
coz i sed no, thats why
8. do you like the smashing pumpkins?
never heard em, i'v heard OF them
8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones?
at least i'v heard deftones [oh damn, i got deja vu just then]
9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily?
if i answer i might explode
9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it?
BOOM!!
10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back?
both disgust me, not that i know wot they are
Quote from: Azwethinkweiz on Dec 20, 2007, 12:53 PM
1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana?
how is it possible to buy a dutch?
(http://www.famous-smoke.com/cigars/skupics/dut/CI-DUT-PALN-400.jpg)
1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana? no, this is like saying you shouldnt buy a bowl unless you have an unlimited supply, bsides phillies pwn dutch, so do white owls
2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!) we call it rallys here, seasoned fries mmmmmmmm
3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army? 36
4. is god real? yes
5. if it was proven that it is, would you care? yes
6. what is the name of your hometown? columbass
7. do you still live there? yes
7a. if yes, why? because
8. do you like the smashing pumpkins? yes
8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones? deftones pwn many bands including this one
9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily? no
9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it? i always go for it
10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back? i prefer his nose
too much questions...
that's good
welcome
Welcome to the board
Hi Joshua. Welcome to the insanity.
1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana? Nope.. Why would it be?
2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!) We don't have them here in the great state of Illinois!
3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army? Id say. Who gives a fuck?
4. is god real? I'd hope so.. otherwise there are gonna be alot of pissed off Catholics.
5. if it was proven that it is, would you care? Sure.
6. what is the name of your hometown? Streator
7. do you still live there? Yep
7a. if yes, why? It's like a black hole.. once yer here.. you can't leave.
8. do you like the smashing pumpkins? Yes sir.
8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones? No one is better than Deftones. No one.
9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily? if by control you mean fuck.. yes. hahaha.. jk. ;D
9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it? :)
10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back? Boxers FTW!
btw, youre like the millionth josh on the board. i took the title of josh 1 since im the oldest, just dont tell dead whale fucker, i told him we could share ;D
Quote from: goldpony on Dec 20, 2007, 10:09 PM
btw, youre like the millionth josh on the board. i took the title of josh 1 since im the oldest, just dont tell dead whale fucker, i told him we could share ;D
did you know you're named after a guy who circumsized 40,000 dudes in the desert?
yes, i am aware of that. if only i could hold 40000 cocks in my hand...
Quote from: goldpony on Dec 20, 2007, 11:11 PM
yes, i am aware of that. if only i could hold 40000 cocks in my hand...
at the same time?
Quote from: goldpony on Dec 20, 2007, 11:11 PM
yes, i am aware of that. if only i could hold 40000 cocks in my hand...
I can teach you, young Padawan....
Quote from: White Pwny on Dec 20, 2007, 10:01 PM
No one is better than Deftones. No one.
:)
Quote from: goldpony on Dec 20, 2007, 10:09 PM
btw, youre like the millionth josh on the board. i took the title of josh 1 since im the oldest, just dont tell dead whale fucker, i told him we could share ;D
lmfao
welcome home Josh #666
Quote from: occipudding on Dec 20, 2007, 11:26 PM
Quote from: goldpony on Dec 20, 2007, 11:11 PM
yes, i am aware of that. if only i could hold 40000 cocks in my hand...
at the same time?
yes
Quote from: White Pwny on Dec 21, 2007, 01:32 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Dec 20, 2007, 11:11 PM
yes, i am aware of that. if only i could hold 40000 cocks in my hand...
I can teach you, young Padawan....
oh la la
;)
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Welcome fellow New Yorker. ;)
Quote from: Shaye on Dec 27, 2007, 12:35 AM
Welcome fellow New Yorker. ;)
cool. where you at. im in qb.
I'm in the burbs...Rockland County...city people consider it "upstate NY" but It's only like a 1/2 hour away.
Quote from: Shaye on Dec 27, 2007, 03:30 PM
I'm in the burbs...Rockland County...city people consider it "upstate NY" but It's only like a 1/2 hour away.
did you know newark is closer to manhattan than staten island is?
Hello you, you worsmythe extraordianaire. Enjoy da board!
1. do you believe that it is bad luck to buy a dutch before procuring any marijuana?
Not when you know the people I know...
2. who else loves checkers (fast food francaise---buena vista!)
Eh?
3. if you have fifty-five cents and one of your coins is not a quarter, what is the rate x velocity of a woodchuck who could chuck wood as he has a seizure on a rock due to the chemicals the humans put in the water (which was later purified into poland spring bottles) to kill him and his woodchuck army?
Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Woodchuck, if you think old England's done...?
4. is god real?
15 years of atheism says nay.
5. if it was proven that it is, would you care?
I might be compelled to.
6. what is the name of your hometown?
Paulton
7. do you still live there?
No I was wrenched from there by my property-hungry parents.
7a. if yes, why?
n/a
8. do you like the smashing pumpkins?
A fair bit.
8a. if yes, are they better or worse than the deftones?
Chino doesn't look like a naked mole rat for a start cf. Billy Corgan. Deftones are far more wide in range than the Pumpkins, the better band.
9. when you meet someone of the opposite sex, do you assess within 10 minutes whether you can control them easily?
Yes
9a. if yes, if you can, do you go for it?
One girlfriend would kill me if I took that any further...
10. boxers or fashioned skin from michael jordan's back?
I'd try and other human's skin as long as it didn't chafe.