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Question:
Is Sarah Conner A Lady?
Option 1: Yes
votes: 4
Option 2: No
votes: 2
Option 3: Tarkil Is An Ass
votes: 1
Comical Ways To End The World
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After gettin' de cheddar of my hoes, slapping round' mah' bitches and beating up playa' punks and taking thier shit...
...I've come to the conclusion that when people start talking like that and calling children show characters Tinky Winky; that we need to have another world war or just plain an simply start again with the planet (kill of all living life).
When I say world war: I mean like...Destruction to the economy, conscription of children, breaking codes of morality/humanity...etc. But to be honest, war is sorta' getting old and not a very effective way of destroying an entire race *Ref: WW2, Hitler*.
There are many ways to destroy the planet and I have come up with ways to do so.
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1 - Drowning the planet in ice cream
Obesity and Drownings causes alot of deaths around the world... So I believe these two put together can efficiently destroy our planet with ease and speed.
2 - World Riot
Pissing people off is fun and has turned into an art form over the past century...So if people just simultaneously got pissed off and began to display violence all over the world...Then I believe that it would be an effective way to destroy this planet
3 - Smoking one planet sized cigarette.
Everyone knows that smoking causes lung cancer, and the smoke caused by it destroys the planet...THIS is one HELL of a way to kill off alot of people! If we first lite it up with the heat caused by the sun, then expelling cigarette smoke into the atmosphere it will cause:
-asthmatics to go nuts
-World addiction of nicotine (causing more smokers)
-lung caner
-destruction to atmosphere
-white shirts to go gray
In conclusion: this one very effective way to destroy the planet and its inhabitants
4 - Turning the worlds oceans into nasty bong water
fuck that...
5 - Blaming your countries fault on another
A perfect example is Iraq...If the United States just simply left and blamed all the shit in Iraq on, lets say: Greece, then the Greeks would get annoyed and then pass on the blame to e.g. Germany and then the Germans were to...
If everyone passed the blame for their faults on another nation: It would cause an international "we're so pissed off at you" day...Causing tensions and possibly nuclear and conventional war (not an effective and speedy way to end the world, but it may work)
6 - Breeding a 1 million troop army of just
We'd be so full of our selves that if we were to be involved in combat...It would never end and we'd be to drunk to understand the concept of pain
Another effective way to killing of alot people
7 - A GIANT MAGNET
everyone knows that our life is so heavily dependent on metals in various products that we use...And that if we were to create a giant magnet which was so strong enough to attract every single metallic object/particle in the world - no one would be safe.
People would be hit by incoming knives, forks, spoons, factories, cars etc. Even the far fetched idea of people being trapped and swallowed by the ground as various metal ores are extracted out of the planet...
To far fetched...But be worth a try to end the world
8 - If only Indians and Chinese people were left in the world
They can't do business together, they're equally jewish (money wise), they're smart, got the largest population percentage in the world and they screw like rabbits.
Only one will out last the other! It would be entertaining to watch this one
9 - Scratching a giant black board
I would drive every single living creature in the world to go nuts and some how lose their minds to the noise.
If someone were to scratch a billboard for 5 hrs straight...I'd blow my brains out.
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All we need is the funding. I already have $50 on me..So all I need is $9.9 Billion more.
All donations are welcome
PLEASE NOTE:
This is only a joke, if you're sick enough to believe the shit I write, then may god have mercy on you soul...loser
what if we all tried masturbating multiple times in a row until the world drowned in cum.....mmmm hmmmm
actually, the best thing would be just to kill atomic (no offense). i think the world would be a happier place. plus i could put the moves on this amby chick :D
no offence indeed >:(
that wont destroy the world tho
A world riot would be a blast!
I would loot so much!
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 10, 2008, 03:33 PM
no offence indeed >:(
that wont destroy the world tho
haha
Quote4 - Turning the worlds oceans into nasty bong water
fuck that...
mahahaha.
some cool ideas here but human race isnt totally fucked up yet imho.
like this board consists of thwe most awesome people ever
wow
Quote from: Nailec on Jan 11, 2008, 12:19 AM
like this board consists of thwe most awesome people ever
are you saying it doesnt? im pretty awesome and so are you and so is everyone else here.
we could always go gay. then those future people cant Take our joBs, because they wont exist.
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 11, 2008, 12:31 AM
Quote from: Nailec on Jan 11, 2008, 12:19 AM
like this board consists of thwe most awesome people ever
are you saying it doesnt? im pretty awesome and so are you and so is everyone else here.
Im sure by "the most awesome people ever" He meant the most awesome person ever. And by the most awesome person ever, he meant me. Which is true, 100%
Quote from: Variable on Jan 11, 2008, 06:02 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 11, 2008, 12:31 AM
Quote from: Nailec on Jan 11, 2008, 12:19 AM
like this board consists of thwe most awesome people ever
are you saying it doesnt? im pretty awesome and so are you and so is everyone else here.
Im sure by "the most awesome people ever" He meant the most awesome person ever. And by the most awesome person ever, he meant me. Which is true, 100%
if so, i'm sure he's out of his mind
crazy people can call other people crazy
are u calling me crazy?
im calling you not normal in a un-cool way
thats just crazy talk, crazy talk of an insane person
your grammar has gotten remarkably better
thank you fine sir :)
its all good
8)
u read it backwards
Quote from: Nailec on Jan 11, 2008, 12:19 AM
Quote4 - Turning the worlds oceans into nasty bong water
fuck that...
mahahaha.
some cool ideas here but human race isnt totally fucked up yet imho.
like this board consists of thwe most awesome people ever
*takes a bow*
haha.. no. Seriously tho, I agree with you. Alot of awesome ppl here. =o)
Quote from: Variable on Jan 11, 2008, 06:50 AM
im calling you not normal in a un-cool way
this made me LOL. ;D
no i'm omish, i cannot tell a lie or else i'll get smited and my crops will die and the children of the corn will do those evil things to me coz i live on a farm proving i'm omish
electricity seems like it would be a bit taboo
yea, the computer i'm using runs on horse shit, all i gotta do is talk to it
so your bull shit makes the horse shit work? interesting
Dear Mr. Variable
The odds of seeing a bull take a shit is slim to none, there's not many people that own bulls and bulls have a habit of charging so if one was to come in contact with a bull they'd be too busy runnin' from it to notice if it's shittin' or not. Now omish people own horses to pull their wagons, plows and other contraptions they can't be fucked pullin' on their own, with all that pullin' those horses must get pretty shitty, and omish don't own bulls. (Trust me, i'm omish) So to us omish the only shit we see is that of a horse. We addapted to this lack of bull shit with horse shit, so our horse shit is your bull shit.
Conclusion: I Speak Horse Shit!
Think of what you say before you say it next time Mr. Variable... ::)
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 13, 2008, 01:14 PM
Dear Mr. Variable
The odds of seeing a bull take a shit is slim to none, there's not many people that own bulls and bulls have a habit of charging so if one was to come in contact with a bull they'd be too busy runnin' from it to notice if it's shittin' or not. Now omish people own horses to pull their wagons, plows and other contraptions they can't be fucked pullin' on their own, with all that pullin' those horses must get pretty shitty, and omish don't own bulls. (Trust me, i'm omish) So to us omish the only shit we see is that of a horse. We addapted to this lack of bull shit with horse shit, so our horse shit is your bull shit.
Conclusion: I Speak Horse Shit!
Think of what you say before you say it next time Mr. Variable... ::)
I even tried pulling up a pic of a bull taking a shit.. and all I could find was comic drawings. This is puzzling.
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 13, 2008, 01:14 PM
Dear Mr. Variable
The odds of seeing a bull take a shit is slim to none, there's not many people that own bulls and bulls have a habit of charging so if one was to come in contact with a bull they'd be too busy runnin' from it to notice if it's shittin' or not. Now omish people own horses to pull their wagons, plows and other contraptions they can't be fucked pullin' on their own, with all that pullin' those horses must get pretty shitty, and omish don't own bulls. (Trust me, i'm omish) So to us omish the only shit we see is that of a horse. We addapted to this lack of bull shit with horse shit, so our horse shit is your bull shit.
Conclusion: I Speak Horse Shit!
Think of what you say before you say it next time Mr. Variable... ::)
But it is a fact that cow shit puts out more methane gas than any other shit on earth thus making it the best choice for fuel. Plus if you owned cows you could get milk. You need calcium, cant absorb vitamin D without it. Plus your osteoporosis will be a mother fucker when I punch you in the face for being a smart ass mother fucker.
is Atomic a girl??
Quote from: Variable on Jan 13, 2008, 04:49 PM
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 13, 2008, 01:14 PM
Dear Mr. Variable
The odds of seeing a bull take a shit is slim to none, there's not many people that own bulls and bulls have a habit of charging so if one was to come in contact with a bull they'd be too busy runnin' from it to notice if it's shittin' or not. Now omish people own horses to pull their wagons, plows and other contraptions they can't be fucked pullin' on their own, with all that pullin' those horses must get pretty shitty, and omish don't own bulls. (Trust me, i'm omish) So to us omish the only shit we see is that of a horse. We addapted to this lack of bull shit with horse shit, so our horse shit is your bull shit.
Conclusion: I Speak Horse Shit!
Think of what you say before you say it next time Mr. Variable... ::)
But it is a fact that cow shit puts out more methane gas than any other shit on earth thus making it the best choice for fuel. Plus if you owned cows you could get milk. You need calcium, cant absorb vitamin D without it. Plus your osteoporosis will be a mother fucker when I punch you in the face for being a smart ass mother fucker.
We weren't talkin' about cows were we. You said bull shit, not cow shit. And yes, cow shit would make better fuel for my computer, but it's easier for me to continue speakin' horse shit then going out to the barn and shoveling shit into the generator.
Quote from: devilinside on Jan 13, 2008, 04:51 PM
is Atomic a girl??
For the right price ;)
WOW!
Ok,so if you're a dude,your chances of osteoporosis are pretty slim.
I guess so..and for the record: Just cause i'm a pussy dusn't mean i have one.
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 13, 2008, 05:04 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 13, 2008, 04:49 PM
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 13, 2008, 01:14 PM
Dear Mr. Variable
The odds of seeing a bull take a shit is slim to none, there's not many people that own bulls and bulls have a habit of charging so if one was to come in contact with a bull they'd be too busy runnin' from it to notice if it's shittin' or not. Now omish people own horses to pull their wagons, plows and other contraptions they can't be fucked pullin' on their own, with all that pullin' those horses must get pretty shitty, and omish don't own bulls. (Trust me, i'm omish) So to us omish the only shit we see is that of a horse. We addapted to this lack of bull shit with horse shit, so our horse shit is your bull shit.
Conclusion: I Speak Horse Shit!
Think of what you say before you say it next time Mr. Variable... ::)
But it is a fact that cow shit puts out more methane gas than any other shit on earth thus making it the best choice for fuel. Plus if you owned cows you could get milk. You need calcium, cant absorb vitamin D without it. Plus your osteoporosis will be a mother fucker when I punch you in the face for being a smart ass mother fucker.
We weren't talkin' about cows were we. You said bull shit, not cow shit. And yes, cow shit would make better fuel for my computer, but it's easier for me to continue speakin' horse shit then going out to the barn and shoveling shit into the generator.
wow ok, educate yourself dumb ass http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle)
Quote from: devilinside on Jan 13, 2008, 05:06 PM
Ok,so if you're a dude,your chances of osteoporosis are pretty slim.
This is also not true. Women are only at high risk after menopause. But men with low testosterone (like atomic) are also at high risk. And my main point was that someone growing up without any milk at all would be at very, very high risk regardless of sex.
Quote from: Variable on Jan 14, 2008, 08:37 AM
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 13, 2008, 05:04 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 13, 2008, 04:49 PM
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 13, 2008, 01:14 PM
Dear Mr. Variable
The odds of seeing a bull take a shit is slim to none, there's not many people that own bulls and bulls have a habit of charging so if one was to come in contact with a bull they'd be too busy runnin' from it to notice if it's shittin' or not. Now omish people own horses to pull their wagons, plows and other contraptions they can't be fucked pullin' on their own, with all that pullin' those horses must get pretty shitty, and omish don't own bulls. (Trust me, i'm omish) So to us omish the only shit we see is that of a horse. We addapted to this lack of bull shit with horse shit, so our horse shit is your bull shit.
Conclusion: I Speak Horse Shit!
Think of what you say before you say it next time Mr. Variable... ::)
But it is a fact that cow shit puts out more methane gas than any other shit on earth thus making it the best choice for fuel. Plus if you owned cows you could get milk. You need calcium, cant absorb vitamin D without it. Plus your osteoporosis will be a mother fucker when I punch you in the face for being a smart ass mother fucker.
We weren't talkin' about cows were we. You said bull shit, not cow shit. And yes, cow shit would make better fuel for my computer, but it's easier for me to continue speakin' horse shit then going out to the barn and shoveling shit into the generator.
wow ok, educate yourself dumb ass http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle)
cbf
Quote from: Variable on Jan 14, 2008, 08:37 AM
Quote from: devilinside on Jan 13, 2008, 05:06 PM
Ok,so if you're a dude,your chances of osteoporosis are pretty slim.
This is also not true. Women are only at high risk after menopause. But men with low testosterone (like atomic) are also at high risk. And my main point was that someone growing up without any milk at all would be at very, very high risk regardless of sex.
lack of milk? oh ok. i thought you meant i had small balls
you do. Your low testosterone levels put you at high risk. Then you said you had no cows. Wich means you have no milk. Because omish people dont buy milk because that would require them to support technology. Sooooo I thought it would be obvious that an omish person with no cows would be at high risk for osteoporosis. But I guess I have to spell things out better.
I didn't say we don't have cows, i said we don't have bulls!
Silly Variable.. ::)
a bull is a male cow......and either way. Your bull shit was what comes out of your mouth not a cows ass
are you omish or amish ;D
HELLA FUNNY POST.
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 14, 2008, 09:49 PM
are you omish or amish ;D
to my knowledge they are the exact same thing
Quote from: muchojackdaniels on Jan 14, 2008, 11:59 PM
HELLA
ah shit, nor cal in the house. Haven't heard that word for a while
and no, it was not that funny
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 13, 2008, 01:14 PM
Dear Mr. Variable
The odds of seeing a bull take a shit is slim to none, there's not many people that own bulls and bulls have a habit of charging so if one was to come in contact with a bull they'd be too busy runnin' from it to notice if it's shittin' or not. Now omish people own horses to pull their wagons, plows and other contraptions they can't be fucked pullin' on their own, with all that pullin' those horses must get pretty shitty, and omish don't own bulls. (Trust me, i'm omish) So to us omish the only shit we see is that of a horse. We addapted to this lack of bull shit with horse shit, so our horse shit is your bull shit.
Conclusion: I Speak Horse Shit!
Think of what you say before you say it next time Mr. Variable... ::)
this is probly the worst, most obscure comeback i have ever read on this board.
I have seen hudreds of bulls in my lifetime. without bulls you cant have cows. my friend actually has 9 bulls which i see weekly and they are not that extremely agressive.
Obviously at the time of that post there was a shortage of the bull population, having now repopulated it you could say i was wrong but at the time i was correct beyond belief. ;D
Quote from: wither-I on Jan 15, 2008, 04:39 AM
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 13, 2008, 01:14 PM
Dear Mr. Variable
The odds of seeing a bull take a shit is slim to none, there's not many people that own bulls and bulls have a habit of charging so if one was to come in contact with a bull they'd be too busy runnin' from it to notice if it's shittin' or not. Now omish people own horses to pull their wagons, plows and other contraptions they can't be fucked pullin' on their own, with all that pullin' those horses must get pretty shitty, and omish don't own bulls. (Trust me, i'm omish) So to us omish the only shit we see is that of a horse. We addapted to this lack of bull shit with horse shit, so our horse shit is your bull shit.
Conclusion: I Speak Horse Shit!
Think of what you say before you say it next time Mr. Variable... ::)
this is probly the worst, most obscure comeback i have ever read on this board.
I have seen hudreds of bulls in my lifetime. without bulls you cant have cows. my friend actually has 9 bulls which i see weekly and they are not that extremely agressive.
Im glad someone else is following
keep talking and i'll put a spell on you with my omish magic >:(
If everyone person and animal, esp. cows farted at the same time it's possible the earth could emplode. ;D
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 16, 2008, 12:05 AM
If everyone person and animal, esp. cows farted at the same time it's possible the earth could emplode. ;D
interesting...we just need alot of beans
Quote from: Variable on Jan 16, 2008, 04:40 AM
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 15, 2008, 03:33 PM
omish magic >:(
Jesus?
its pronounced Jebus :)
only if you are homer
...sexual
^^^^^^^^ the way atomic feels when he looks at nude pics of MR T.
Mr. T. has ugly hair, Schwarzenegger is way hotter 8)
Schwarzenegger in what decade?
1985
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc122/atomicforest/photocommando1.jpg)
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc122/atomicforest/commando01.jpg)
hawt
That's What I'm Talkin' About! :D
maybe arnold will get really mad when they wont let him run for President and he will end the world
Quote from: Variable on Jan 17, 2008, 02:44 PM
maybe arnold will get really mad when they wont let him run for President and he will end the world
Hahaha, Sarah Conner first lady, or first DEATH!
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 17, 2008, 06:41 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 17, 2008, 02:44 PM
maybe arnold will get really mad when they wont let him run for President and he will end the world
Hahaha, Sarah Conner first lady, or first DEATH!
sarah connor is ALWAYS a lady first :D
i think arnold would be a good prez, he seems to do well as a governor anyway. then again, i dont live in cali so i dont really know
I hated him when I lived in Cali, he failed to help with any traffic, obviously he tried... But he pissed off a lot of Californians - IMO. Taxes, giving too much to the rich, his poor response to wild fires... But he seems very dedicated to working towards a solution, he just isn't bright enough to handle it. Most of his life he lived wealthy, on drugs, raised in another country and treated women like shit, his third eye open to the world is skewed!!! Again, just my opinion.
i can live with that, now admit sarah connor is a lady :D
*uncle, uncle*
Sarah Conner is a lady...
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 17, 2008, 08:10 PM
I hated him when I lived in Cali, he failed to help with any traffic, obviously he tried... But he pissed off a lot of Californians - IMO. Taxes, giving too much to the rich, his poor response to wild fires… But he seems very dedicated to working towards a solution, he just isn’t bright enough to handle it. Most of his life he lived wealthy, on drugs, raised in another country and treated women like shit, his third eye open to the world is skewed!!! Again, just my opinion.
I have had way more californians praise him than bash him. Especially for things like traffic and wildfires. come on now, he is governor, not god.
Quote from: Variable on Jan 18, 2008, 05:58 AM
I have had way more californians praise him than bash him.
they just like his movies
or he is a politician who was not raised in the system. He doesn't owe anyone favors and has enough money of his own to back himself
The money may not be dirty but his urine certaintainly is...
I think I put way too many letters in certainaintainlllylyyy...
BTW, the new name of the thread is AWESOME!
not
Quote from: tarkil on Jan 18, 2008, 06:44 PM
not
i could add "Tarkil Is An Ass" to the vote if you want :)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2191/2123393014_2ece904565.jpg)
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 18, 2008, 06:40 PM
The money may not be dirty but his urine certaintainly is...
I think I put way too many letters in certainaintainlllylyyy...
BTW, the new name of the thread is AWESOME!
I have a feeling arnold doesn't shoot up much of anything anymore
NEANDERTHAL!
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc122/atomicforest/arnold_joint.jpg)
Looks like the big guy is getting a bj
or about to sneeze
LOL @ Variable ;D
http://www.isnichwahr.de/redirect_ext23739437--how-the-world-could-get-destroyed.html
Quote from: Nailec on Jan 19, 2008, 06:39 PM
http://www.isnichwahr.de/redirect_ext23739437--how-the-world-could-get-destroyed.html
:'( thats real depressing.
Quote from: Nailec on Jan 19, 2008, 06:39 PM
http://www.isnichwahr.de/redirect_ext23739437--how-the-world-could-get-destroyed.html
That was an awesome read!
They didn't mention bees...
Everyone thinks it was Albert E. that theorized this, but he didn't. He just re-iterated it.
Without bees to pollinate our agriculture most of us would starve to death among many possibilities....
starvation sucks, but if it came to that we could eat our shit then shit it back out and continue on in that fashion
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 23, 2008, 06:37 AM
starvation sucks, but if it came to that we could eat our shit then shit it back out and continue on in that fashion
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it's funny.......coz i hav no idea what their saying, they sound kinda like chipmunks!
Oh shit, I didn't know that was in a different language... I didn't listen to it before I posted. Could someone find the english one, it will make this thread a lot more funny... ;)
yea, save my thread!
and i still watched it, the erection cup.......hahahaha ;D