...this woman was beautiful, I had her laughing quite a bit. We hit it off very well, I can't say enough. We got locked in each other eyes a few moments, best feeling in the world...I want to call this girl mine. We have so much in common. Both agnostic, pescaterrian (vegiterrians that eat fish). Some great taste in music and outside of work we enjoy the same activities. She is dead sexy, amazing smile... God damn I feel good. The shitty days I have just are a forgotten cloud in my memory at the moment. I am happy..
Women will do that to you indeed... For the good or for the bad...
I've been engaged to a crazy drunk, she cheated on me, I thought I was in love. I always had doubts, even the first date. But this girl is something special... I'm excited.
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 31, 2008, 10:46 AM
...this woman was beautiful, I had her laughing quite a bit. We hit it off very well, I can't saw enough. We got locked in each other eyes a few moments, best feeling in the world...I want to call this girl mine. We have so much in common. Both agnostic, pescaterrian (vegiterrians that eat fish). Some great taste in music and outside of work fun. She is dead sexy, amazing smile... God damn I feel good. The shitty days I have just are a forgotten cloud in my memory at the moment. I am happy..
were you drunk when you typed this?
Thats cool though. I cant wait to finally be able to go on a few dates again. Be careful though man. Im sure I dont have to tell you why.
congrats, man. it's an awesome feeling when you connect just like that.
Thanks guys... I wasn't drunk when I wrote that, only had three drinks thoughout the night. I'm just dyslexic and my grammer sucks... Plus before the date I was in hell from a cold, and, please don't look at me different, but I got an Oxycontin off a friend to feel better, which I DID!!!
ill bet you got constipated
Vegetarians that eat fish? Now that's plain hypocritical.
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 01, 2008, 07:33 PM
Vegetarians that eat fish? Now that's plain hypocritical.
yeah, I really don't get that. fish are people too.
I've never gotten that either. They will eat fish and what eggs and dairy? but I kow vegans dont eat any of that.
my ex was a vegetarian and she didn't eat any type of meat. she ate dairy (sp?) products and eggs. other vegetarians I know eat fish and/or chicken.
I considered becoming a vegetarian when I was younger but decided that it wouldn't be worth it. I don't think it's a bad idea or anything. I just think that if you're gonna do it, why not take it all the way? stop eating anything that comes from animals, stop wearing stuff that comes from animals etc.
Meat is the best thing ever.
i'll take a filet mignon anyday.. i never got that vegetarian crap anyways
I will eat free range chicken eggs and sometimes free range chicken... I don't eat red meat... Here, this is a good read:
(never-mind - wiki took it down!?)
Slughter house < animals that lack the pain sensory.... One example. Plus all the shit they put in meat to keep it fresh...
I'm also 6'2 and 200lbs, I do work out a lot but if I can't make it to the gym I can get a little gut.
Do you know you have your own thread?! hahah.. I'm guessing not.
http://www.sharinglungs.com/index.php?topic=13653.0
:)
i miss the fairer sex. i have no game :'(
Quote from: occipudding on Feb 01, 2008, 10:07 PM
i miss the fairer sex. i have no game :'(
I'm sure you have some game. Cmon' !! Give yourself some credit!
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 01, 2008, 10:16 PM
Quote from: occipudding on Feb 01, 2008, 10:07 PM
i miss the fairer sex. i have no game :'(
I'm sure you have some game. Cmon' !! Give yourself some credit!
i will teach you all you need to know grasshopper
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 01, 2008, 10:02 PM
Do you know you have your own thread?! hahah.. I'm guessing not.
http://www.sharinglungs.com/index.php?topic=13653.0
:)
That just made my day ;)
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 02, 2008, 02:44 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 01, 2008, 10:02 PM
Do you know you have your own thread?! hahah.. I'm guessing not.
http://www.sharinglungs.com/index.php?topic=13653.0
:)
That just made my day ;)
Fantastic!
*Pats self on back* "Good job, Cyn!"
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 01, 2008, 07:33 PM
Vegetarians that eat fish? Now that's plain hypocritical.
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 01, 2008, 08:25 PM
Meat is the best thing ever.
Quote from: mrs_swa on Feb 01, 2008, 08:34 PM
i'll take a filet mignon anyday.. i never got that vegetarian crap anyways
WISDOM!!! GIVE ME SOME T-BONES NOW!!! AND A FINE BOTTLE OF RED WINE PLS
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 02, 2008, 03:49 AM
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 02, 2008, 02:44 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 01, 2008, 10:02 PM
Do you know you have your own thread?! hahah.. I'm guessing not.
http://www.sharinglungs.com/index.php?topic=13653.0
:)
That just made my day ;)
Fantastic!
*Pats self on back* "Good job, Cyn!"
Nice to meet you Cyn, my name is Pat.
Seriously... hahahah, that worked out better than planned... lol
Quote from: deftonekid on Feb 02, 2008, 04:09 AM
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 01, 2008, 07:33 PM
Vegetarians that eat fish? Now that's plain hypocritical.
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 01, 2008, 08:25 PM
Meat is the best thing ever.
Quote from: mrs_swa on Feb 01, 2008, 08:34 PM
i'll take a filet mignon anyday.. i never got that vegetarian crap anyways
WISDOM!!! GIVE ME SOME T-BONES NOW!!! AND A FINE BOTTLE OF RED WINE PLS
Do I crave steak, medium well, grade fucking BEST USDA, YES!!!! My god yes.... Maybe for my birthday or some shit...
I have never understood why people cared one way or another if someone was a vegetarian or not. I know some people just find certain meats bad for your colon. Other have a moral reason. Others just want to be trendy. Non of them are hurting me. So I dont really care.
I had a really good friend on okinawa that was a vegitarian. He was all peace hippy love guy. And I never tried to change him. Then one day he heard me listening to some deftones song like head up or something. And just went crazy. He put down the bob marley, Started eating beef by the pounds and working out all kinds and wanted nothing else but to go to Iraq. It was really funny but weird.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 02, 2008, 08:15 AM
I have never understood why people cared one way or another if someone was a vegetarian or not. I know some people just find certain meats bad for your colon. Other have a moral reason. Others just want to be trendy. Non of them are hurting me. So I dont really care.
I had a really good friend on okinawa that was a vegitarian. He was all peace hippy love guy. And I never tried to change him. Then one day he heard me listening to some deftones song like head up or something. And just went crazy. He put down the bob marley, Started eating beef by the pounds and working out all kinds and wanted nothing else but to go to Iraq. It was really funny but weird.
Are you kidding? Must be... lol
I got a second date with this amazing women tonight :)
I can't wait!
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 02, 2008, 03:15 PM
I got a second date with this amazing women tonight :)
I can't wait!
Congrats and good luck!!
Thanks Cyn... However I don't need luck, I got charm...
Luckey charms. Women can't resist a sugar coated ceral.
LUCKY!!!! ;) Its the blue moons that do it for me.
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 02, 2008, 03:50 PM
LUCKY!!!! ;) Its the blue moons that do it for me.
Good call, I'll make sure to get some extra of those. And replace a few with ruffies... :)
Actually, that's not even funny.
In high school some little shit opened up his hand with a bunch of pills in it. I asked what they were, he said ruffies. 2 nano seconds later he was knocked out cold. I've never hit anyone that hard. Dumb fuck.
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 02, 2008, 02:51 PM
Quote from: Variable on Feb 02, 2008, 08:15 AM
I have never understood why people cared one way or another if someone was a vegetarian or not. I know some people just find certain meats bad for your colon. Other have a moral reason. Others just want to be trendy. Non of them are hurting me. So I dont really care.
I had a really good friend on okinawa that was a vegitarian. He was all peace hippy love guy. And I never tried to change him. Then one day he heard me listening to some deftones song like head up or something. And just went crazy. He put down the bob marley, Started eating beef by the pounds and working out all kinds and wanted nothing else but to go to Iraq. It was really funny but weird.
Are you kidding? Must be... lol
no that story is 100% fact
Oh wow, well, cool... Hippy becomes an army man... lol
Just got back from the second date, we are starting to date. We were making out in the middle of the street in front of her house. This woman is perfect, beyound perfect. Not sure how I got so luckey. I'm happy today...
Well I mean he was already a navy corpsman stationed on okinawa with me. He Just loved smoking pot and talking about world peace and shit. Until he heard some metal. I mean it truly was bizar. The kid turned really violent. Especially when he drank. But it was kind of fun because it gave me an excuse to beat the shit out of him....I might have some pics I can show of the aftermath.....maybe. But yeah we would be out drinking and he would go all crazy on someone for some reason. And he would usually listen to me at first and walk away. Then go crazy again. So we would knock him out and drag him back to the barracks. I mean, what else are friends for?
Pics pics,. hahaha
shit, I totally forgot to look. Its gay not being able to use my lap top. Sorry, I dont have much going on today though. I should remember to look
Some other day then...
dont worry, there is always time for me to post my home made okinawa gay porn
I met this guy the other night and he offered me his number but I didn't have my phone on me so he took my number and said he will get in contact with me about meeting up. A) will he contact me and B) generally if you take someone's number, how long is it before you contact them?
if you're a guy, there's some kind of unspoken rules saying that you have to wait at least between 1 and 3 days...
As for the A, that's impossible to know, I guess you'll discover it soon enough... ;)
If he's a sticky one, he'll probably contact you within the next 24 hours.
Quote from: pissedandpierced on Feb 04, 2008, 04:09 PM
I met this guy the other night and he offered me his number but I didn't have my phone on me so he took my number and said he will get in contact with me about meeting up. A) will he contact me and B) generally if you take someone's number, how long is it before you contact them?
doesn't matter. If he plays into those stupid games he is a fag and not worth it anyways.
Sometimes I would text later that night, and call two days later, when ever I felt comfortable. Calls too soon, he is really into you and or nervious. Too late, looking for a booty call or NOT trying to act desperate... So it's really hard to say without personally knowing the person. Nothing set in stone.
yeah I do the text really soon thing a lot. Well, back when I used to actually have a phone and a dating life.
I haven't heard from him yet, he may text me before the weekend to see if I'm about. That's if he does text me.
god im glad i dont have to date anymore
yeah, I thought that earlier when I was reading this thread
yeah me too. Masturbation is sooo much better
Quote from: Variable on Feb 06, 2008, 05:06 AM
yeah me too. Masturbation is sooo much better
yeah, no emotional baggage. unless you count shame;D
marriage isnt all sunshine either
No ... nothing in life is.
Sidenote... Why would you feel shame from masturbating?! ???
Because ...
Pussy = yay
Hand = nay
unless you are married ofcourse, you know your gunna be with someone, your just passing time
Quote from: Corleone on Feb 06, 2008, 09:55 PM
marriage isnt all sunshine either
yeah, sometimes theres rainbows too
I cry when I masterbate, tears work great as lubricants.
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 06, 2008, 09:57 PM
Sidenote... Why would you feel shame from masturbating?! ???
no shame here. I love fucking myself because I know I am fucking the sexiest human alive. Its pretty awesome
We went out to a mexican resturant, then layed in my bed and watched Boon Dock Saints... You're looking at a man who is falling... And I love the feeling and pity myself for how lonely I was... This woman is amazing.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 07, 2008, 07:57 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 06, 2008, 09:57 PM
Sidenote... Why would you feel shame from masturbating?! ???
no shame here. I love fucking myself because I know I am fucking the sexiest human alive. Its pretty awesome
Hahaha. you crack me up.
I can't wait for tomorrow, because every day I get better looking.
OMG!!!! I was unaware that we had a few of the BEST looking men in the world on THIS very board! WoooOooOT WooOOooT!
*Bows down*
dont even try to lie. You knew
Oh..... yeahh.. ::)
hey stop that, if you are going to masturbate while thinking of me that will cost you some money.
lol @ me paying money to masturbate.... are there people sad enough to do that?!
isn't that pretty much the whole deal with strippers? you pay money to see a girl get naked, then you go home and masturbate.
Nah I don't do that. I have gone to strip clubs.. but the only money spent is on alcohol. I'm not there to support their children.
so lets see, levels of hotness
trey>13
me>trey
me>everyone!
..oh no he didn't..... LOL
.... oh yeah he did. ???
you cant deny my sexiness
<deny>goldpony</deny>
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 07, 2008, 03:45 PM
so lets see, levels of hotness
me>trey
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! oh shit man, good joke
I still haven't heard anything, I'm kinda loosing interest now, I saw some pictures of him on the internet and he kinda creeps me out.
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 07, 2008, 01:52 PM
OMG!!!! I was unaware that we had a few of the BEST looking men in the world on THIS very board! WoooOooOT WooOOooT!
*Bows down*
I hope this is in reference to me! Not that Trey asshole. :)
Oh, Goldpinky, what's your name BTW?
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 07, 2008, 03:45 PM
so lets see, levels of hotness
trey>13
me>trey
me>everyone!
:'(
(found an old picture) *wink* look at all this sex I'm selling... God damnit I was an emo faggot for a second and took pictures of myself.
(http://myspace-332.vo.llnwd.net/01246/23/33/1246303332_l.jpg)
Anyway, I could beat up your childern.
How much is that sex you are selling?! ;)
;D
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 08, 2008, 10:28 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 07, 2008, 01:52 PM
OMG!!!! I was unaware that we had a few of the BEST looking men in the world on THIS very board! WoooOooOT WooOOooT!
*Bows down*
I hope this is in reference to me! Not that Trey asshole. :)
psh lets get this straight ok little one, I am batman and you are robin. Fuck that. I am batman and you are the rear driver side wheel of the bat mobile. Still sexy, but not even close to the competition.
Psh! He gets to be RObin? Yer on a friend time out! *crosses arms*
shut up alfred. I made him a wheel.
>:(
Wheel or Robin... Fine, at least I get to ride in the Bat mobile!!! :)
wait.. wait.... does Alfred ride in the Batmobile?! If not.. Imma be sooooooo pissed off! :-\
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 08, 2008, 04:09 PM
wait.. wait.... does Alfred ride in the Batmobile?! If not.. Imma be sooooooo pissed off! :-\
You're alfred? You can sit on my lap sweetheart. Or, if I'm the wheel, be the lug nut.
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 08, 2008, 04:10 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 08, 2008, 04:09 PM
wait.. wait.... does Alfred ride in the Batmobile?! If not.. Imma be sooooooo pissed off! :-\
You're alfred? You can sit on my lap sweetheart. Or, if I'm the wheel, be the lug nut.
Deal. Would you rather me be the nut... or sit in your lap?
You should probably sit in his lap, is there any way you guys can pick me up? I've never been in the Batmobile.... :-\
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 08, 2008, 05:18 PM
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 08, 2008, 04:10 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 08, 2008, 04:09 PM
wait.. wait.... does Alfred ride in the Batmobile?! If not.. Imma be sooooooo pissed off! :-\
You're alfred? You can sit on my lap sweetheart. Or, if I'm the wheel, be the lug nut.
Deal. Would you rather me be the nut... or sit in your lap?
I could bust a nut in your lap...
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 08, 2008, 06:23 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 08, 2008, 05:18 PM
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 08, 2008, 04:10 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 08, 2008, 04:09 PM
wait.. wait.... does Alfred ride in the Batmobile?! If not.. Imma be sooooooo pissed off! :-\
You're alfred? You can sit on my lap sweetheart. Or, if I'm the wheel, be the lug nut.
Deal. Would you rather me be the nut... or sit in your lap?
I could bust a nut in your lap...
Sorry, couldn't resist.
;)
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 08, 2008, 10:43 AM
(found an old picture) *wink* look at all this sex I'm selling... God damnit I was an emo faggot for a second and took pictures of myself.
(http://myspace-332.vo.llnwd.net/01246/23/33/1246303332_l.jpg)
Anyway, I could beat up your childern.
UMMMMMM.....you're hot! LOL. No really though. And that picture just about pushed me over the edge because for some reason I am attracted to muscular looking backs and shoulders....and then when they have tattoos on them it's even better.
I'm going to stop now. :-X
Well thanks ;)
Quote from: Shaye on Feb 08, 2008, 07:57 PM
UMMMMMM.....you're hot! LOL. No really though. And that picture just about pushed me over the edge because for some reason I am attracted to muscular looking backs and shoulders....and then when they have tattoos on them it's even better.
I'm going to stop now. :-X
Agreed. ^5 Shaye.
i could take a pic of my back, im sure youll be turned on by all the hair
shit, we can wax that !!
Or you can set yourself on fire! I hate the smell of burnt hair! Ewwww...
Hahaha.. Hmmm.. Waxing or Setting self on fire...
They both hurt hella bad, I would assume (as I have never been set on fire) But I would imagine there would be ALOT less mess and stink if we just wax it. :)
I trim below the belt... Glad I don't have a hairy back. And I'm Italian too, not sure how that works... But I hear a lot of women like dudes to be manly, so be proud with what evolution gave ya.
And if yer not proud, Pony boy.... We can still just wax ya. ;)
believe me, im proud. im italian too and im about three steps removed from full on gorilla. you can actually pet me ;D
Cmere' ..... Cmere' ..... Roll over.... GOOD BOY!!! *pets ya*
*tongue wags* pant pant *kicks leg in air*
Awwwwwwwww how cute!! JUST DON'T HUMP MY LEG! >:(
;D
Whoa, it's gettin' kind of freaky in here. :)
It's been that way since you posted pics of your back... talkin about trimmin the lower regions. It's all YOUR fault. ;)
Oh yeah... and Josh's back hair too... that was the push over the edge. ;D
Oh yeah, my bad hahahaha... 8)
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 08, 2008, 09:54 PM
believe me, im proud. im italian too and im about three steps removed from full on gorilla. you can actually pet me ;D
Northern or Southern? I personally don't give a fuck but my Grandma does not like southern Italians... I don't get it... :P
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 08, 2008, 04:09 PM
wait.. wait.... does Alfred ride in the Batmobile?! If not.. Imma be sooooooo pissed off! :-\
from what I can remember the only people who ride in the bat mobile is robin when he is in trouble and hot chicks.....so no, I dont think alfred rides in the bat mobile
after reading the rest of this thread I think we should have a board beauty contest
Quote from: Variable on Feb 09, 2008, 07:29 AM
after reading the rest of this thread I think we should have a board beauty contest
Hahaha, ok. I vote male - Trey, woman, Cyn. Then again I've not really seen anyone else... Oh, white pony, she is hotness.
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 09, 2008, 08:08 AM
Quote from: Variable on Feb 09, 2008, 07:29 AM
after reading the rest of this thread I think we should have a board beauty contest
Hahaha, ok. I vote male - Trey, woman, Cyn. Then again I've not really seen anyone else... Oh, white pony, she is hotness.
*blushes* Thanks ;)
psh, we aren't even going to have a bikini contest? WTF
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 08, 2008, 11:00 PM
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 08, 2008, 09:54 PM
believe me, im proud. im italian too and im about three steps removed from full on gorilla. you can actually pet me ;D
Northern or Southern? I personally don't give a fuck but my Grandma does not like southern Italians... I don't get it... :P
southern, very southern. olive skin, just not 16 :)
Quote from: Variable on Feb 09, 2008, 05:58 PM
psh, we aren't even going to have a bikini contest? WTF
g strings only, wet tshirt contest too!
I'm so down for a beauty pagent.
How gay do I sound... shezze
pretty gay
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 08, 2008, 09:01 PM
i could take a pic of my back, im sure youll be turned on by all the hair
LOL. "I like your sweater, does it come in V-neck?"
I've always wanted to use that line.
*runs away laughing*
Quote from: Shaye on Feb 13, 2008, 05:47 PM
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 08, 2008, 09:01 PM
i could take a pic of my back, im sure youll be turned on by all the hair
LOL. "I like your sweater, does it come in V-neck?"
I've always wanted to use that line.
*runs away laughing*
yes, yes it does :D
Well the girl I've been dating thinks I'm a great guy, blah blah blah, but it won't work out!
I might just kill myself.
No please don't do that. You're much too good looking.
^5 Shaye
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 13, 2008, 06:28 PM
Well the girl I've been dating thinks I'm a great guy, blah blah blah, but it won't work out!
I might just kill myself.
why kill yourself, when you could kill her and keep her forever? or just go
Boxing Helena and remove her limbs and keep her in a box under your bed...
Hahahaha...
I was just joking of course, however I have entertained the idea...
God damnit I don't understand women.
haha... not to fear.. We are just as fucked up as men. Cept we smell better... =o)
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 13, 2008, 10:29 PM
haha... not to fear.. We are more fucked up than men. Cept we smell better... =o)
the truth ;D
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 13, 2008, 10:33 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 13, 2008, 10:29 PM
haha... not to fear.. We are more fucked up than men. Cept we smell better... =o)
the truth ;D
haha.. nice sig! =o) Funny shit right thurr.
yeah, i needed to find a herpes dating community. for... a friend *shifty eyes*
Yeah.... one time.. I had to buy a pregnancy test...... For a friend :-\
hahah... I know how the "for a friend" goes.
;D
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 13, 2008, 10:37 PM
yeah, i needed to find a herpes dating community. for... a friend *shifty eyes*
Bwahahaha... Sorry, I assume it's a joke.
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 14, 2008, 01:40 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 13, 2008, 10:37 PM
yeah, i needed to find a herpes dating community. for... a friend *shifty eyes*
Bwahahaha... Sorry, I assume it's a joke.
If not.. Im still gonna laugh. Sry.
I'm a bitch, and I approve this message.
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 14, 2008, 12:37 AM
Yeah.... one time.. I had to buy a pregnancy test...... For a friend :-\
hahah... I know how the "for a friend" goes.
;D
WTF? You weren't supposed to tell them about that! :-[
Quote from: Shaye on Feb 14, 2008, 07:37 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 14, 2008, 12:37 AM
Yeah.... one time.. I had to buy a pregnancy test...... For a friend :-\
hahah... I know how the "for a friend" goes.
;D
WTF? You weren't supposed to tell them about that! :-[
are you ashamed of having our lovechild?
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 14, 2008, 07:49 PM
are you ashamed of having our lovechild?
I actually, just giggled quietly to myself.
I thought I told you, the results came back negative? I'm sorry. We'll just have to try "harder" won't we?
"harder" indeed. this long distance relationship is killing me! it gets harder and harder to ejaculate over 600 miles everyday ;D
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 14, 2008, 07:53 PM
"harder" indeed. this long distance relationship is killing me! it gets harder and harder to ejaculate over 600 miles everyday ;D
OMGZ! :o
what can i say, sometimes you have to go the extra mile for love :D
Aww. Hahaha.
Or the extra 500 or so.
Express mail... Zip lock bag baby.
ROFL!
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 14, 2008, 08:36 PM
Express mail... Zip lock bag baby.
why wait a day, when i can just shoot it now?
600 miles... Damn you got good aim... Not to sound gay, but I'd like to see that... Wait, maybe not...
that "rain" you felt last night wasnt rain ;)
Ewwww... >:( I thought it tasted salty..... that explains so much now... Thanks Josh! :-\
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 15, 2008, 01:26 AM
Ewwww... >:( I thought it tasted salty..... that explains so much now... Thanks Josh! :-\
Bwahahaha
Wait, I live in Seattle, we get a lot of "rain"... Point it somewhere else brohym.
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 15, 2008, 05:45 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 15, 2008, 01:26 AM
Ewwww... >:( I thought it tasted salty..... that explains so much now... Thanks Josh! :-\
Bwahahaha
Wait, I live in Seattle, we get a lot of "rain"... Point it somewhere else brohym.
Yeah... like towards NY (sorry Shaye) or Florida. =o)
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 15, 2008, 01:50 PM
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 15, 2008, 05:45 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 15, 2008, 01:26 AM
Ewwww... >:( I thought it tasted salty..... that explains so much now... Thanks Josh! :-\
Bwahahaha
Wait, I live in Seattle, we get a lot of "rain"... Point it somewhere else brohym.
Yeah... like towards NY (sorry Shaye) or Florida. =o)
You don't have to be sorry, he was shooting it at me the whole time. Didn't you hear about the pregnancy scare we had yesterday?
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 13, 2008, 10:37 PM
yeah, i needed to find a herpes dating community. for... a friend *shifty eyes*
mmmm give me some of that
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 31, 2008, 10:46 AM
...this woman was beautiful, I had her laughing quite a bit. We hit it off very well, I can't say enough. We got locked in each other eyes a few moments, best feeling in the world...I want to call this girl mine. We have so much in common. Both agnostic, pescaterrian (vegiterrians that eat fish). Some great taste in music and outside of work we enjoy the same activities. She is dead sexy, amazing smile... God damn I feel good. The shitty days I have just are a forgotten cloud in my memory at the moment. I am happy..
how much time did it take you to inflate her?
Quote from: whodunit? on Feb 27, 2008, 12:25 AM
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 31, 2008, 10:46 AM
...this woman was beautiful, I had her laughing quite a bit. We hit it off very well, I can't say enough. We got locked in each other eyes a few moments, best feeling in the world...I want to call this girl mine. We have so much in common. Both agnostic, pescaterrian (vegiterrians that eat fish). Some great taste in music and outside of work we enjoy the same activities. She is dead sexy, amazing smile... God damn I feel good. The shitty days I have just are a forgotten cloud in my memory at the moment. I am happy..
how much time did it take you to inflate her?
Bwahahahahaha
Awesome, that was a good one bro! haha
OH, it took about five minuntes to inflate... :)
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 27, 2008, 02:00 AM
Quote from: whodunit? on Feb 27, 2008, 12:25 AM
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Jan 31, 2008, 10:46 AM
...this woman was beautiful, I had her laughing quite a bit. We hit it off very well, I can't say enough. We got locked in each other eyes a few moments, best feeling in the world...I want to call this girl mine. We have so much in common. Both agnostic, pescaterrian (vegiterrians that eat fish). Some great taste in music and outside of work we enjoy the same activities. She is dead sexy, amazing smile... God damn I feel good. The shitty days I have just are a forgotten cloud in my memory at the moment. I am happy..
how much time did it take you to inflate her?
Bwahahahahaha
Awesome, that was a good one bro! haha
OH, it took about five minuntes to inflate... :)
aw man, i thought you had one of those real life dolls
I don't, but maybe I should... Pretty sure the conversations would be better.
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 13, 2008, 09:34 PM
Hahahaha...
I was just joking of course, however I have entertained the idea...
God damnit I don't understand women.
did you do it with her?
my guess is hells to the yea you did
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 13, 2008, 09:34 PM
God damnit I don't understand women.
Don't worry. We don't always understand those of you with penises either. That's the beauty of it... :)
Thats because girls think WAYYYY too hard when they try to understand men. A girl trying to understand a man is like trying to solve 2+2=4 by reading a college calculus book.
Yeah, my ex used to ask, "what'ya thinking about?"
I would have to make up stuff just to satisfy her because basically I wasn't thinking at all...
yeah its like "Oh my fucking god you ass hole, what were you thinking?" "ummm, actually I was not thinking at all."
sounds like personal problems.
na its cool. When my hand starts yelling at me like that I just put it in my pocket until it shuts up.
Quote from: Variable on Mar 13, 2008, 08:52 PM
na its cool. When my hand starts yelling at me like that I just put it in my pocket until it shuts up.
LMFAO...i hate it when my hand starts yelling at me. the worst is when it tells me it has a headache. it doesnt even have a fucking head!
but you're supposed to just magically somehow know what its REALLY talking about
Quote from: Variable on Mar 13, 2008, 08:52 PM
na its cool. When my hand starts yelling at me like that I just put it in my pocket until it shuts up.
Haha, good one...
Quote from: Variable on Mar 14, 2008, 05:08 AM
but you're supposed to just magically somehow know what its REALLY talking about
Exactly.
Quote from: White Pwny on Mar 14, 2008, 11:03 PM
Quote from: Variable on Mar 14, 2008, 05:08 AM
but you're supposed to just magically somehow know what its REALLY talking about
Exactly.
look, just because God made men in his image does not mean that men have godlike abilities. i know it must seem that way since we are so awesome but, sorry to burst your bubble, its not rue.
I'm really glad you told me that Joshy... Here, this whole time I thought you MEN were all fucking magical and stuff.
LMFAO! As if I ever thought that.
yeah, she just thinks that about me
haha.. yeah that's all I ever think... "man, Trey is sooo magical" haha.
Kind of goes without saying. But its nice for you to say it too
damn...so thats what you were moaning about the other night.
oh well, i guess trey is magic :D
magically awesome