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"........Less than 1 percent of this country is at war. Our military is at war. Our military families are at war. Everyone else is shopping or watching American Idol."
-Paul Rieckhoff , Mens Health
http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=guy.wisdom&category=life.lessons&conitem=b068e0c59a436110VgnVCM20000012281eac____&page=1 (http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=guy.wisdom&category=life.lessons&conitem=b068e0c59a436110VgnVCM20000012281eac____&page=1)
that quote is fucking bullshit fuck that
i wouldnt be caught dead watching american idol
ever shop? Because the word "or" was used
American Idol Ftw! ;D
in the spirit of the upcoming elections
"How fortunate for leaders that men do not think."
-Adolf Hitler
"Do you really want to know why I wear my pants like this? easy access baby!"
-Chino Moreno
"I think there's something strangely musical about noise."
~ Trent Reznor
"i cant get laid cause everyone is dead"
-thurston moore, from stereo sancity from the great album Sister
Quote from: Variable on Feb 12, 2008, 01:32 PM
ever shop? Because the word "or" was used
you obviously didnt see the sarcasm
"The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that." - Ted Turner
here's some good ones:
"I don't really think, I just walk." - Paris Hilton
"What's a soup kitchen?" - Paris Hilton
"I should never have been convicted of anything more serious than running a cemetery without a license." - John Wayne Gacy
"I didn't want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them." - David Berkowitz
"You cannot blame porn, ... When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island." - Ron Jeremy
"I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me? I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss why are you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even. They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again." - Mike Tyson
"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right, while the other wonders what her head would look like on a stick"
Muhahaha.
"An intellectual hate is the worst."...William Butler Yeats
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
- I forget, I was wasted when I read it.
"The things you own end up owning you."
-Tyler Durden
"When I see people eating these big pieces of meat, it's really disgusting to me. It's like they could be cannibals; that you could give somebody a piece of a human and they'd eat it and not know the difference."
-Wayne Wells
"Lamb and eat are the same thing"
- Thomas Overgaauw
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." John F. Kennedy
walk softly but carry a big stick - teddy roosevelt
"Keep your friends close but your enemies closer."
"If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
-Peter Griffin [after Lois tells him he's childish] from Family Guy
"I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen carrying a modern screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most."
--Bob Dylan
Quote from: Shaye on Feb 13, 2008, 06:34 PM
"If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
-Peter Griffin [after Lois tells him he's childish] from Family Guy
Hahaha, I remember that one, too funny.
"everybody everybody everybody livin' now, everybody everybody everbody sucks." - system
"Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me!" Rage
"If music be the food of love, play on." Shakespeare
wow, Shakespeare masturbated with music on...
Quote from: deftonekid on Feb 12, 2008, 07:33 PM
"Do you really want to know why I wear my pants like this? easy access baby!"
-Chino Moreno
hahaha yes, that's such a good one.
"get money, fuck bitches"
lil' weezy
maybe i'll find a serious one later
''why do they always send the poor?''
"The micro-cromatic, esention estatic, the shock testing method is nothing pathetic" - Elastttic
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"
What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass - Dr. Dre (Ed-ucation)
We're a virus with shoes - Bill Hicks
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. - Bill Hicks
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. - Bill Hicks
"Carry the big gats and leave the scene real fuckin' nasty like chocolate milk after a Big Mac" - Jadakiss
Quote from: claudio on Feb 15, 2008, 06:31 PM
We're a virus with shoes - Bill Hicks
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. - Bill Hicks
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. - Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks is my hero
i never heard of this Hicks character..
some bill hicks
[youtube=425,350]jSH6ofHbeUw[/youtube]
Quote from: claudio on Feb 15, 2008, 06:31 PM
What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass - Dr. Dre (Ed-ucation)
We're a virus with shoes - Bill Hicks
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. - Bill Hicks
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. - Bill Hicks
I was hoping to be the first to quote Hicks.
"I once spilled spot remover on my dog...he disappeared." - Steven Wright
"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." -Isaac Asimov
"I'm Rich James Bitch!" - Dave Chappelle
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 16, 2008, 05:56 AM
some bill hicks
[youtube=425,350]jSH6ofHbeUw[/youtube]
i lol'd once at the monkey bit
[youtube=425,350]w1I_ozVln3w[/youtube]
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 16, 2008, 05:56 AM
some bill hicks
[youtube=425,350]jSH6ofHbeUw[/youtube]
i lol'd once at the monkey bit
The best part of it I think was when he was imitating god and he says "Oh my...ME!"
The occupational hazard of making a spectacle of yourself, over the long haul, is that at some point you buy a ticket too.
-Thomas McGuane
"If I started murdering people.... there'd be none of ya left." - Charles Manson
''marriage is like having a cable with just one channel'' - comedian
hahaha
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 13, 2008, 06:04 PM
walk softly but carry a big stick - teddy roosevelt
I could have sworn it was speak softly, one of my favorites though.
Quote from: occipudding on Feb 17, 2008, 03:49 AM
"If I started murdering people.... there'd be none of ya left." - Charles Manson
that is another one I thought was different. I remember hearing him speak at a parole hearing where he said " I never killed anyone, I never wanted to kill anyone, if I wanted to kill people, you would all be dead"
"All i wanna do is kill you" -KoRn
thats the best ;D
what's up with all the lame song quotes.
Quote from: Crazylegs on Feb 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
what's up with all the lame song quotes from shitty bands.
fixed.
" Gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINESSSSS" ;)
"I don't know how much movies should entertain. To me, I'm always interested in movies that scar. The thing I love about Jaws is the fact that I've never gone swimming in the ocean again."
- david fincher
"You could of found of me on the steps dusted ...... unable to call it ." ~ Theodore
"drinking and driving: a lot of people say it's wrong, and i call those people... the cops. but sometimes you just don't have any choice, those kids gotta get to school!"
-dave attell
What has always made a hell on earth has been that man has tried to make it his heaven.
~Friedrich Holderlin
/end of thread
"Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. " Maya Angelou
Quote from: Crazylegs on Feb 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
what's up with all the lame song quotes.
"an older boy told me to do it" -Homer Shrimpson
"It was like that when I got here"
Homer simpson
Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so...William Shakespeare
i cant believe no used this yet:
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems - Homer Simpson
Save me Jeebus - Homer Simpson
This is a favorite of mine...
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." (Comedian, Mitch Hedberg)
Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river
has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then
will you find that money cannot be eaten.
Native American, Cree Prophecy
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson
"Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France"
"Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man"
~Peter Griffin
Quote from: mrs_swa on Feb 21, 2008, 03:35 PM
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson
Word.
"See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs."
~James Maynard Keenan
That was actually Bill Hicks
embarrassing WHITE PWNZY
That av is crackin me up.
http://thinkexist.com/quotations/drugs/
Nah I'm not embarassed. It said Bill Hicks. but under that it says its a JMK quote. If you click on JMK quotes... this comes up. Perhaps Bill Hicks got it from him. I dunno. I don't care who said it. It's truth, and I dig it. :)
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 21, 2008, 11:40 PM
Perhaps Bill Hicks got it from him. I dunno. I don't care who said it. It's truth, and I dig it. :)
Actually. If you listen the Tool song Third Eye and watch Bill Hicks performing, you will hear that it's Bill Hicks' voice...
.
I thought it was Maynard James Keenan?? Hmm.....
Quote from: devilinside on Feb 22, 2008, 12:34 AM
I thought it was Maynard James Keenan?? Hmm.....
haha It is. UGH! I think I have dyslexia. And, I also suffer a lack of watching Bill Hicks.
Or maybe my brain is fried today from having one child with the flu and puking.. and another with Chicken Pox. *pulls hair out*
UUUH! That sucks!!!!
i got a heart beat produced by god, and boy it sound hot. -saul williams
" I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do. " Smokey from Friday... ;)
What do got if you got 36 prostitutes and 30 cents in your pocket? Proof that ho's come a dime a dozen. -Big Daddy Kane
"listen up motherfuckers, i got sumthin' i need to say, if u dont use mammal sauce u might as well be gay" -CrotchDusters
Quote from: goldpony on Feb 22, 2008, 08:35 PM
What do got if you got 36 prostitutes and 30 cents in your pocket? Proof that ho's come a dime a dozen. -Big Daddy Kane
;D
"And only time we chill is when we kill each other.
It takes skill to be real, time to heal each other. "
(2pac)
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
i cant face the evening straight - thom yorke
Patrick Bateman: I want you to clean your vagina.
Quote from: ImperfectCircle on Feb 25, 2008, 11:24 PM
Patrick Bateman: I want you to clean your vagina.
Hahaha, Paul Allen says to Patrick Bateman, is that a rain coat... Yes it is, then fucking axes him right in the head.... That movie was awesome, Bale is the shit.
your god is dead, and no one cares. if there is a hell, i'll see you there.
reznor. heresy
If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, then go home and burn all your records, all your tapes, and all your CDs because every one of those artists who have made brilliant music and enhanced your lives? RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEAL fucking high on drugs. The Beatles were so fucking high they let Ringo sing a few songs.
Bill Hicks
Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.
Sir Winston Churchill
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Sir Winston Churchill
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Sir Winston Churchill
"I say no to drugs, but they don't listen."
Marilyn Manson, Singer
"I'd like to wear a rainbow every day, and tell the world that everything is o.k. But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back. Until things are brighter, I'm the Man in Black." Johnny Cash (Happy Birthday today, Feb.26)
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
M.K. Gandhi
Quote from: mrs_swa on Feb 26, 2008, 01:25 PM
"I'd like to wear a rainbow every day, and tell the world that everything is o.k. But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back. Until things are brighter, I'm the Man in Black.” Johnny Cash (Happy Birthday today, Feb.26)
nice one there
Absens Carens
"So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right?"
man robin williams was fucking awesome in that movie,..
"laughing vampires dance.."
- the scientist
''we are the l. ron hubbard of l.a. music.'' maynard james keenan
" Bitch is the new black. " Tina Fey (Saturday Night Live)
"28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end." -Frank
after someone yells out 'play rape me':
I don't think MTV will let us play that - Kurt Cobain
Anyone old enough to remember their infamous 92? Mtv perfomance should remember this
"so i hate traveling, i think it's cuz my dad used to beat me with a globe"
-dave attell
"Hey, dog entity! Rise up and bare your biscut filthy fangs at the oppressive leash wielding demon!! Goddamn my navel itches!! " - Happy Noodle Boy
im going to have to google that one
Quote from: claudio on Mar 01, 2008, 06:02 PM
after someone yells out 'play rape me':
I don't think MTV will let us play that - Kurt Cobain
Anyone old enough to remember their infamous 92? Mtv perfomance should remember this
or anyone who just bought the dvd :D
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." Elizabeth Taylor
Quote from: mrs_swa on Mar 04, 2008, 08:20 PM
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." Elizabeth Taylor
That is brilliant! Makes perfect sense.
It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
From movie "We Own The Night" ... not sure if it was originated before this...
"Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list." - Denis Leary
Jack London :
"
I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out
in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom
of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time.
"
I read that in my Neurosis - Given The Rising copy I just received yesterday....
So awesome.
you can't borrow tomorrow
Quote from: fireflyry on Mar 05, 2008, 12:38 AM
“Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.” - Denis Leary
say what you will about Denis Leary, the man hits the nail on the head more often than not.
"I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass." Marsellus Wallace...Pulp Fiction
"Wine was invented by the romans, for orgies, and orgies and no fun when no one wants to do with you..."
- Dr. Steve Brule
''She's so sweet. She's the kinda girl you'd rape and then feel bad about it the next day.''
- Sindre Tveiteraas
Quote from: goldpony on Mar 03, 2008, 03:51 PM
Quote from: claudio on Mar 01, 2008, 06:02 PM
after someone yells out 'play rape me':
I don't think MTV will let us play that - Kurt Cobain
Anyone old enough to remember their infamous 92? Mtv perfomance should remember this
or anyone who just bought the dvd :D
I was meaning when they wanted to play Rape Me at the awards and MTV wouldn't let them. Kurt played two bars of the intro and then went into Lithuim.
"I'm not gonna kill ya...u didnt let me finish, I'm not gonna kill ya i'm just gonna bash yor brains in, bash them the fuck in" -Jack Nicholson
i luv The Shining, it made me laff ;D
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." Maya Angelou
"If you actually believe your true intelligence is determined by some standardized system, well, then you can't be THAT smart. The ability to quote memorized information is hardly worth such joy." - Wobbly Headed Bob
"i could eat a knob at night" Karl Pilkington
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars
"My Boy" poop
Quote from: tarkil on Mar 05, 2008, 04:20 AM
Jack London :
"
I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out
in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom
of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time.
"
I read that in my Neurosis - Given The Rising copy I just received yesterday....
So awesome.
Ah, I remember where I read that now. I remember seeing some video of Neurosis talking about their new album and quoting this. Brilliant.
Quote from: mrs_swa on Mar 10, 2008, 10:29 PM
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." Maya Angelou
Well said. Good one.
"Vengeance is in my heart, death in my hand, Blood and revenge are hammering in my head." William Shakespeare
"...all that I ever loved I have loved alone..." Poe.
"Thanks to drugs, we can hear colors again" - Jelly Bone.....umm i think
that quote changed ur life i bet
yep, i can understand Snoop Dogg now
[reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."
"Our sweetest songs are those that tell the saddest thoughts." --Percy Shelley
'Motivation is just an excuse to do something you don't want to' - no idea who said it
"It's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it." -George Carlin
"Being frightened is an experience you can't buy." -Anthony Price
"Them wanna be Wolf but they dont have the eye..." - The Wise 1
"The last sound on the worthless earth will be two human beings trying to launch a homemade spaceship and already quarreling about where they are going next." William Faulkner
''Suck - my - dick.'' - Snoop Dogg, after seeing a clip with Bill O'Reilly talking with his lawyer/background singer about Snoo-Snoo's criminal record or something.
"he who laughs last didnt get it"
and..
"fighting on the internet is like the special olympics; even if you win, your still retarded"
"Fuck you!"
Some random dude I cut off while driving.
Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them.
~Franklin D. Roosevlet
i was wearing an onion on my belt, wich was the style at the time - grandpa simpson
"Though I am not naturally honest, I am sometimes by chance." --William Shakespeare
"Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations...but the body has all the fun" - Woody Allen
''thou shalt not masturbate''
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Woody Allen
I'm not cryin'. It's just been raining... on my face. - Flight of the Conchords
let me fill you with the holy ghost.
i promise not to come inside.
--Jesus
satan is good, satan is my pal, i will kill everyone
you quite cigs more than most people change their underwear - some girl
if it bleeds, we can kill it
even though i am no better than a beast, have i no right to live?
--oh dae su, OLDBOY
Quote from: mhrodrig on Apr 24, 2008, 01:15 AM
let me fill you with the holy ghost.
i promise not to come inside.
--Jesus
I think that's actually one of the lines they teach you to use on little boys when you become a catholic priest.
Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on Apr 27, 2008, 01:40 AM
Because the mods think that they are getting rid of bullshit, when in actuality they are helping this board along to it's slow and imminent death. We aren't allowed to have fun anymore. In the two days I have been back I have realized something. When it comes to forums, the less controlled they are, the moe fun. And I have see a lot of control going on in only tw days. I don't know what happened to give people the impression that this place even needs the amount of control it has now. It's been dying since the global moderators were appointed. Not that there shouldn't be moderators or control, mind you, but they should be in place for extreme conditions only in my opinion.
i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
Saving someone's life is like falling in love. The best drug in the world. For days, sometimes weeks afterwards, you walk the streets, making infinite whatever you see. Once, for a few weeks, I couldn't feel the earth - everything I touched became lighter. Horns played in my shoes. Flowers fell from my pockets. You wonder if you've become immortal, as if you've saved your own life as well. God has passed through you. Why deny it, that for a moment there - why deny that for a moment there, God was you?
--frank pierce, Bringing Out the Dead
Quote from: mhrodrig on Apr 24, 2008, 01:15 AM
let me fill you with the holy ghost.
i promise not to come inside.
--Jesus
*steals* ;D
"People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain."
~ Jim Morrison
" taters ....fried chicken dinner ...oh and i want May West to sit on my face"
" TAKE MY HAND BOSS" - The Green mile
"we've run out of ways" - luigi from super mario
"hey guys, eye c da riva!" - sanji from one piece
those are so funny ;D
"keep da ganja in da car, hotbox, seen?" - Little Jacob
"smile you son of a...*explosion*" - Jaws
Quote from: mhrodrig on Apr 27, 2008, 02:57 PM
Saving someone's life is like falling in love. The best drug in the world. For days, sometimes weeks afterwards, you walk the streets, making infinite whatever you see. Once, for a few weeks, I couldn't feel the earth - everything I touched became lighter. Horns played in my shoes. Flowers fell from my pockets. You wonder if you've become immortal, as if you've saved your own life as well. God has passed through you. Why deny it, that for a moment there - why deny that for a moment there, God was you?
--frank pierce, Bringing Out the Dead
I signed up for me EMT basic class the day after I watched that movie.
"hey from down there duz it look like i'm talking into a bunch of robotic penis's?" - peter griffon
" I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air. To me it's like a lullaby. I'm just flying by, oh so high, like a kite tied to a skate." Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. ;D
Quote from: 13hourstoparadise on Feb 13, 2008, 12:37 AM
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
- I forget, I was wasted when I read it.
uhh, that came from a keychain
Quote from: mrs_swa on May 04, 2008, 02:52 AM
" I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air. To me it's like a lullaby. I'm just flying by, oh so high, like a kite tied to a skate." Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. ;D
he supposedly did that whole line improv
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." - Woody Allen
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Norm Crosby
"Dignity does not come in possessing honors, but in deserving them"
~ Aristotle
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 21, 2008, 11:03 PM
"See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs."
~James Maynard Keenan
uh... that was bill hicks, white pwny...
doesn't really make a difference though, most tool lyrics are bastardized hicks quotes anyway
"English motherfucker do you speak it!" Samuel L. Jackson
Quote from: kalhan on Jun 12, 2008, 08:32 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 21, 2008, 11:03 PM
“See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs.”
~James Maynard Keenan
uh... that was bill hicks, white pwny...
doesn't really make a difference though, most tool lyrics are bastardized hicks quotes anyway
Its because they used the quote at the beginning of "intollerance" I made that mistake at first too.
Quote from: kalhan on Jun 12, 2008, 08:32 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Feb 21, 2008, 11:03 PM
“See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs.”
~James Maynard Keenan
uh... that was bill hicks, white pwny...
doesn't really make a difference though, most tool lyrics are bastardized hicks quotes anyway
Yeah, they brought it to my attention LONG ago. It was quoted online as being from Maynard. *shrugs*
Lol February 21st
"my dear fellow, who will let you?"
"that's not the question. the question is, who will stop me?"
roark, ayn rand - the fountainhead
"LOOK ATCHA MUTHA!!" *SLAP*
- Brandon Amsberg, speaking to his 3 year old daughter.
"Shut the fuck up fat man!" - Samuel L. Jackson
In reference to US troops recieving DVD's and government documented truth about 9/11:
"Excuse me folks, I'm going to say this. We ought to find the people who are doing this, take them out and shoot them. Really. You take them out, they are traitors to this country, and shoot them. You have a problem with that? Deal with it. You shoot them. You call them traitors, that's what they are, and you shoot them dead. I'll pay for the bullets. How about you take Mark Dice out and put him in the middle of a firing range. Tie him to a post, don't blindfold him, let it rip and have some fun with Mark Dice." - Micheal Reagan
lol, thats awesome
'If a black man stands on a soap box and says he's black and proud, he's a great man and is fighting for justice of his race. If a white man says he same, he's a racist' - Phil Anselmo
'My God can beat the fuck outta your God' - Phil Anselmo
lol, pretty good
mors vincit omnia
"There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can't say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. "All of you words over here, you seven....baaaad words." That's what they told us, right? ...You know the seven, don't ya? That you can't say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits."
"I don't have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!"
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. "
AND HIS BEST QUOTE EVER.....
"We're so self-important. So self-important. Everybody's going to save something now. "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. What? Are these fucking people kidding me? Save the planet, we don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet. We haven't learned how to care for one another, we're gonna save the fucking planet?
I'm getting tired of that shit. Tired of that shit. I'm tired of fucking Earth Day, I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world save for their Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet. They don't care about the planet. Not in the abstract they don't. Not in the abstract they don't. You know what they're interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They're worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me.
Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet. Nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The PEOPLE are fucked. Difference. Difference. The planet is fine. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. Been here four and a half billion years. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years. We've been here, what, a hundred thousand? Maybe two hundred thousand? And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat? That somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that's just a-floatin' around the sun?
The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through all kinds of things worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles...hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worlwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages...And we think some plastic bags, and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet...the planet...the planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE!
We're going away. Pack your shit, folks. We're going away. And we won't leave much of a trace, either. Thank God for that. Maybe a little styrofoam. Maybe. A little styrofoam. The planet'll be here and we'll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet'll shake us off like a bad case of fleas. A surface nuisance.
You wanna know how the planet's doing? Ask those people at Pompeii, who are frozen into position from volcanic ash, how the planet's doing. You wanna know if the planet's all right, ask those people in Mexico City or Armenia or a hundred other places buried under thousands of tons of earthquake rubble, if they feel like a threat to the planet this week. Or how about those people in Kilowaia, Hawaii, who built their homes right next to an active volcano, and then wonder why they have lava in the living room.
The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we're gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, 'cause that's what it does. It's a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed, and if it's true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new pardigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn't share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn't know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, "Why are we here?" Plastic...asshole.
So, the plastic is here, our job is done, we can be phased out now. And I think that's begun. Don't you think that's already started? I think, to be fair, the planet sees us as a mild threat. Something to be dealt with. And the planet can defend itself in an organized, collective way, the way a beehive or an ant colony can. A collective defense mechanism. The planet will think of something. What would you do if you were the planet? How would you defend yourself against this troublesome, pesky species? Let's see... Viruses. Viruses might be good. They seem vulnerable to viruses. And, uh...viruses are tricky, always mutating and forming new strains whenever a vaccine is developed. Perhaps, this first virus could be one that compromises the immune system of these creatures. Perhaps a human immunodeficiency virus, making them vulnerable to all sorts of other diseases and infections that might come along. And maybe it could be spread sexually, making them a little reluctant to engage in the act of reproduction.
Well, that's a poetic note. And it's a start. And I can dream, can't I? See I don't worry about the little things: bees, trees, whales, snails. I think we're part of a greater wisdom than we will ever understand. A higher order. Call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. The Big Electron...whoooa. Whoooa. Whoooa. It doesn't punish, it doesn't reward, it doesn't judge at all. It just is. And so are we. For a little while."
~ George Carlin
Ah yea, man that last quote...the guy speaks the truth. I'm glad I was born in the age of Carlin. That shit will ring true for many many years to come.
its better to die standing than to live on your knees-che
better to burn than fade away-cobain
Hillary Clinton told reporters that both she and the presumtive Republican nominee John McCain offer the experience to be ready to tackle any crisis facing the country under their watch, but Barack Obama simply offers more rhetoric. "I think you'll be able to imagine many things Senator McCain will be able to say," she said. "He's never been the president, but he will put forth his lifetime of experience. I will put forth my lifetime of experience. Senator Obama will put forth a speech he made in 2002." Clinton was referring to Obama's anti-war speech he delivered in Chicago before entering the United States Senate.
Quote from: dictatesofreason on Jun 28, 2008, 07:43 AM
better to burn than fade away-cobain
Thats Neil Young, bro. Kurt just used it
When I play the South, they say "y'all" in the South. They take out the "O" and the "U". So when I'm in the South I try to talk like that so people understand me. "Hello, can I have a bowl of chicken noodle s-p? Come on, I'm in the South, you understand. I mean I'm in the S-th, and I want some s-p!" "I stubbed my toe, -ch!" "I need to lay down on the c-ch!" "I need to get the fuck -t of the S-th!
Mitch Hedberg
"The Bible was written by barbarians in a barbarous, coarse and vulgar age"
"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." -- George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007
Quote from: indychinoluv on Jul 07, 2008, 12:22 AM
"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." -- George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007
^5 for the dumbass.... :)
Quote from: tarkil on Jul 07, 2008, 04:57 AM
Quote from: indychinoluv on Jul 07, 2008, 12:22 AM
"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." -- George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007
^5 for the dumbass.... :)
There is an awsome one from him saying about his favourite childhood book, but it was written in 1992!