You find yourself on an island, with noone to rescue you for 1 week. Name things (at least 5) that you would have to have!!
water
computer
weed & supplies to smoke it
sleeping bag
a knife
my dog
ipod
alcohol
weed
water
yup. that would be a fucking awesome week.
i find it funny that neither of you said food
food
water
tent
music (at least one cd i dont like, if you saw the new ep of Human Giant you know what im talkin about)
weed
I find it funny that all of you say weed. OMGZ i'm stranded i needs my weed.
Food
Water
mp3 player
A good book
sleeping bag
Quote from: Crazylegs on Apr 10, 2008, 06:51 PM
I find it funny that all of you say weed. OMGZ i'm stranded i needs my weed.
gotta have somethin to ease the boredom, besides everything is better when youre on weed man
everything is better when you're high on the lord jesus christ. Or not. By the way of the lord, some recruiters from some christian thing tried to tempt me to join them yesterday, they were laughable. I like discussing religion. Peace.
Quote from: Crazylegs on Apr 10, 2008, 07:07 PM
everything is better when you're high on the lord jesus christ. Or not. By the way of the lord, some recruiters from some christian thing tried to tempt me to join them yesterday, they were laughable. I like discussing religion. Peace.
were they mormons? I once had two mormon women who were on mission (what mormons call that thing they do) and i answered the door shirtless. their faces turned the brightest shade of red and they could barely speak to me. i thought it was hilarious
Lalz on them, nah the mormons don't exactly flourish over here.
lol @ mormons don't exactly flourish over here
an electricity generator
a computer
an internet connection
a McDonalds
a TV
this was just a ploy to make people see your new avatar wasnt it
Quote from: goldpony on Apr 10, 2008, 06:47 PM
i find it funny that neither of you said food
it's possible to find food on an island. fish, fruits, various animals. peace o cake ;)
Quote from: Crazylegs on Apr 10, 2008, 06:51 PM
I find it funny that all of you say weed. OMGZ i'm stranded i needs my weed.
if it was forever, i would't have put weed on the list. but it's only a week... weed would only make it more fun.
Quote from: Penicks on Apr 10, 2008, 07:19 PM
an electricity generator
RIGHT! I mean...hows u gonna use a computer on an island? LOLERZZZ!!!
Lithium (muwahahahahahahahaha!!!)
Water
a tooth brush cause umm...I can't live without brushin muh teefs
all in one body/hair wash cause I can't STAND to feel dirty
a knife
LOLERZZZ!!!
amazing
Quote from: Fireal1222 on Apr 10, 2008, 07:43 PM
this was just a ploy to make people see your new avatar wasnt it
noo, I really just wanted to make a new topic.. :-\
fireal, don't be jealous. anyway...
1. sofa bed
2. sniper rifle
3. crate of beer
4. crate of water
5. toothbrush
lolzors @ sniper rifle!
Quote from: Azwethinkweiz on Apr 10, 2008, 07:49 PM
Quote from: goldpony on Apr 10, 2008, 06:47 PM
i find it funny that neither of you said food
it's possible to find food on an island. fish, fruits, various animals. peace o cake ;)
yeah, but why take time out of a vacation to find food.
ganja and all the accessories
alcohol
horny island bitches
a really powerful light and flashlight
lots of food and bottled water
a weapon would be nice.
wireless internet on the island would be nice ( imagine those posts )
its 2:55PM and i'm fending off a giant rhinoceros
+ plenty of food and water are still left on the island
- the poisonous spider bites seems to be infected
+ i started a fire
- it got out of control and killed one of the horny island bitches
haha dude are you high right now?? cuz only that type of genious talk comes when under the influence
nah man believe it or not im not
ive been trying to get out of my endless cycle so i've been cutting down on smoking pot.
i actually just got done lifting wieghts and eating an apple and some grapes
and for anybody who was gonna try and be funny. yes. i was eating the apple and grapes while i lifted the weights
+ i've made it off the island successfully
- i lost wilson :'(
you know you ate him for food. you cant throw me off your trail.
damnit that volleyball could have had children
i used him for shooting practice.
les stroud
kelly
inflatable bed
mosquito repelent
2 tents
well, since there are no restrictions on what to bring.... I'd bring everything I need to survive there for the rest of my life, I'd get some people over after a week and then I'd stay there and have a lifelong party.
Quote from: Crazylegs on Apr 10, 2008, 06:51 PM
I find it funny that all of you say weed. OMGZ i'm stranded i needs my weed.
yeah no shit. I actually find that really pathetic.
Water Proof tent
Sleeping bag
m14 with a scope
case of MREs
two weeks supply of water
1) food
2) water
3) woman
4) woman
5) woman
Now that's a better way to spend time than smoking weed guys... ;)
yes, yes it is
i find it disturbing that a lot of you don't brush your god damned teeth.
a chainsaw
Matthew Fox
a cow
a stereo
spiderman powers
Food
A speed boat
Petrol for speed boat
A satellite navigation system
Power supply for satellite navigation system
Tooth brush and paste
Oxycontin
Surfboard
Large knife
Vagina
Quote from: aenemic on Apr 11, 2008, 01:01 AM
well, since there are no restrictions on what to bring.... I'd bring everything I need to survive there for the rest of my life, I'd get some people over after a week and then I'd stay there and have a lifelong party.
great answer... i wouldnt wanna be there my whole life. but it would be a nice getaway
Food.
Water.
Hammock.
iPod.
Beer.
(Smokes).
Food
Water
Percussions
iPod
Some alcohol would be nice.. :)
guitar
a few acid tabs
lighter
a knife
a sleeping bag
Quote from: blondie on Apr 11, 2008, 07:04 AM
i find it disturbing that a lot of you don't brush your god damned teeth.
you can live without brushing your teeth for a week (trust me) however there is a very good possibility that you will die of hypothermia if you get rained on and have no water proof shelter.
I find it disturbing that most of you are more concerned with luxuries than survival supplies.
Quote from: Variable on Apr 11, 2008, 06:35 PM
I find it disturbing that most of you are more concerned with luxuries than survival supplies.
well, its only a week. what more would you need besides food water and shelter?
1. Batman
2. Hugh Hefner (he can bring his hot bitches)
3. Food
4. Alchohol
5. Weed
Quote from: goldpony on Apr 11, 2008, 09:17 PM
Quote from: Variable on Apr 11, 2008, 06:35 PM
I find it disturbing that most of you are more concerned with luxuries than survival supplies.
well, its only a week. what more would you need besides food water and shelter?
ah, so you can go a week without brushing your teeth. cool.
Quote from: blondie on Apr 11, 2008, 07:04 AM
i find it disturbing that a lot of you don't brush your god damned teeth.
uugh I know!
And it being an island,I would assume the climate would be tropic,so no hypothermia. I just dont see it being THAT cold if it rained. And a tooth brush isn't luxury,its oral hygiene. Granted its a week,but how would you ever live without teeth? And you could use a tooth brush for more thing's I'm sure,if youre crafty.
i'm not crafty =[
Yeah you are,I have proof.
what proof, you got nothing on me!!
how much you wanna bet??
ten dollars
nah....bet more than that.....
AHA, I WIN
no you dont
wow i was about to answer this question thinkin i have to live there forever.
so i obviously dont need the collected works of Goethe :D
1 week is not that bad.
i guess i would workout the whole week.
an empty book and a pen would be nice.
Quote from: goldpony on Apr 11, 2008, 09:17 PM
Quote from: Variable on Apr 11, 2008, 06:35 PM
I find it disturbing that most of you are more concerned with luxuries than survival supplies.
well, its only a week. what more would you need besides food water and shelter?
I noticed that most people only put sleeping bag as their shelter. And if it rains, you're fucked. But seeing as how no details about the island were given, I would think that most people would want to be prepared for any environment or challenges. Protection from local predators, extreme temperatures, local health threats ( IE Malaria , yellow fever, good call lithium for saying mosquito repellent) . Measures to help themselves upon injury..............all kinds of shit can get you little buddy.
and yes kelly, you can still get hypothermia on a tropical island. The body looses heat the fastest through evaporation. So if it was raining, and windy your body would be losing heat very quickly through evaporation. Plus if you had no sort of iso mat to sit on, your body would be losing heat to the cold wet ground. If you were sick and had a fever, you would be losing more heat than usual. If you were drinking (as some people brought alcohol) you would lose heat faster. Any combination of those is enough to give you hypothermia.
and yes blondie, I can go a week without brushing my teeth, and so can you. Not that I like doing it. But I mean very recently I went 3 months without showering. the only time I brushed my teeth is when I knew I had enough bottled water to spare until the next re supply. Its really not that bad.
Quote from: Variable on Apr 12, 2008, 06:02 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Apr 11, 2008, 09:17 PM
Quote from: Variable on Apr 11, 2008, 06:35 PM
I find it disturbing that most of you are more concerned with luxuries than survival supplies.
well, its only a week. what more would you need besides food water and shelter?
I noticed that most people only put sleeping bag as their shelter. And if it rains, you're fucked. But seeing as how no details about the island were given, I would think that most people would want to be prepared for any environment or challenges. Protection from local predators, extreme temperatures, local health threats ( IE Malaria , yellow fever, good call lithium for saying mosquito repellent) . Measures to help themselves upon injury..............all kinds of shit can get you little buddy.
and yes kelly, you can still get hypothermia on a tropical island. The body looses heat the fastest through evaporation. So if it was raining, and windy your body would be losing heat very quickly through evaporation. Plus if you had no sort of iso mat to sit on, your body would be losing heat to the cold wet ground. If you were sick and had a fever, you would be losing more heat than usual. If you were drinking (as some people brought alcohol) you would lose heat faster. Any combination of those is enough to give you hypothermia.
and yes blondie, I can go a week without brushing my teeth, and so can you. Not that I like doing it. But I mean very recently I went 3 months without showering. the only time I brushed my teeth is when I knew I had enough bottled water to spare until the next re supply. Its really not that bad.
lolz that last part's pretty flippin' sweet!!!
thanks.....I think
but yea as long as i have a knife, ipod, speedo, pillow, and sunscreen i'll be good for a week.
fuck the speedo man. You might as well get a tan cock out of the deal.
i was expecting variable to come in here and have a crazy list
like this.
1. duct tape. 2 rolls
2. dental floss.
3. box cutter ( could have got a knife but this oughta make it more fun )
4. 9 bottles of water. i'll live off that if its only a week. i'll save the extra 2 bottles for a pet i find on the island. hopefully a lobster named willbert
5. matches
6. pen and paper ( to mark the number of kills i make with the dental floss )
that's one too many items stoner. And im awesome, not a tom clancey novel.
Quote from: Variable on Apr 12, 2008, 06:13 AM
fuck the speedo man. You might as well get a tan cock out of the deal.
tan cocks FTW! hahahaah
in order of importance
cigarettes
music
beer
porn
lube
lube? really? You cant just spit on your ass dildo and supplement lube for water?
Quote from: Variable on Apr 12, 2008, 09:21 AM
lube? really? You cant just spit on your ass dildo and supplement lube for water?
i didn't say anything about a dildo or my ass, don't know where you mind went with that one.
you're the one that cant live without lube. Dont call me the freak
"lube"
lol
dude i'm afraid of all the knife-weilding i'll be doing. and you dont know there could be some crazy animals that attack the groinal area.
i need at least a little protection down there
ah fuck it chicks dig a tan wang? right??
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Apr 12, 2008, 05:19 PM
dude i'm afraid of all the knife-weilding i'll be doing. and you dont know there could be some crazy animals that attack the groinal area.
i need at least a little protection down there
ah fuck it chicks dig a tan wang? right??
haha... @ tan wang.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Apr 12, 2008, 05:19 PM
dude i'm afraid of all the knife-weilding i'll be doing. and you dont know there could be some crazy animals that attack the groinal area.
i need at least a little protection down there
ah fuck it chicks dig a tan wang? right??
thats why i brought a gun
i would like what ever God allows me to possess .
and a cantaloupe or 2 for hunger and connection urges.
eeeeeeeeeeek! Please eat it before you connect!
Quote from: devilinside on Apr 17, 2008, 12:39 AM
eeeeeeeeeeek! Please eat it before you connect!
on a island or not..
thats mandatory
A lighter.
A big ass Rambo knife.
Some pot seeds.
A guitar.
Monica Belluci.
dont think you're gonna grow much pot in a week. ;)
Dang I missed that bit.
New list under the one week criteria:
A lighter.
A pound of Te puke Gold.
3-5 kegs of Kilkenny.
A tent.
Natalie Portman.
ha ha ha... Stoner Ry... :)
How you doing over there ?
zune
knife
weed
guitar
nude collage of all my friends' girlfriends
bobby pin
empty bottle
barbed wire
used condom
hey, mcguyver could do it.
he could launch a space shuttle with that, maybe less.
space shuttle