Anyone here on it?
i am now, LithiumRoyalty
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kqueenkitty@aol.com
what is this nonsense?
Yeah...I don't get it. It's like some friend update shit...yeah.........
check you PM box.
i still don't get this business. i feel old.
this site remind me so much of xanga
i dont twitter mark, i find it pointless.
2:39 went to take out trash
2:41 came back to update twitter
2:46 just moving to another room of the house
2:48 i am pooping
3:15 just got done pooping
3:16 making a sandwich
3:21 finished sandwich, will watch a movie
3:30 still watching movie
3:45 still watching movie
3:54 still watching movie
4:10 still watching movie
4:30 still watching movie
4:35 got bored with movie when i lost track whilst twittering about watching said movie
4:36 just slit wrists when i realized i have no friends follwoing my every move on twitter, have to type fast hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekln dsxcvnZXKL?CVn/VS
Quote from: goldpony on Mar 24, 2009, 06:44 PM
2:39 went to take out trash
2:41 came back to update twitter
2:46 just moving to another room of the house
2:48 i am pooping
3:15 just got done pooping
3:16 making a sandwich
3:21 finished sandwich, will watch a movie
3:30 still watching movie
3:45 still watching movie
3:54 still watching movie
4:10 still watching movie
4:30 still watching movie
4:35 got bored with movie when i lost track whilst twittering about watching said movie
4:36 just slit wrists when i realized i have no friends follwoing my every move on twitter, have to type fast hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekln dsxcvnZXKL?CVn/VS
LOL... that's why i hate twitter!
I don't think I've ever taken a 27 min poop.
Quote from: Livewire on Mar 24, 2009, 09:36 PM
I don't think I've ever taken a 27 min poop.
my friend, you have never lived
LMAO!
I don't use Twitter anymore.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Mar 24, 2009, 09:45 PM
Quote from: Livewire on Mar 24, 2009, 09:36 PM
I don't think I've ever taken a 27 min poop.
my friend, you have never lived
+10
It's just that have you never gone in a bathroom with a cellphone or a nice portable videogame (eg. psp, gameboy or anything new) or a good interesting magazine??
If yes, you would last at least 30 mins there !! :D ;D
also it's a very relaxing place to stay a moment ;)
Quote from: lithium on Mar 24, 2009, 01:54 PM
i dont twitter mark, i find it pointless.
yeah... i dont care for it too but for some reason i keep going back
only reason why i have twitter
cuz my fav band is on it
Quote from: defTHE1s on Mar 24, 2009, 11:49 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Mar 24, 2009, 09:45 PM
Quote from: Livewire on Mar 24, 2009, 09:36 PM
I don't think I've ever taken a 27 min poop.
my friend, you have never lived
+10
It's just that have you never gone in a bathroom with a cellphone or a nice portable videogame (eg. psp, gameboy or anything new) or a good interesting magazine??
If yes, you would last at least 30 mins there !! :D ;D
also it's a very relaxing place to stay a moment ;)
i know, personally, i do my best thinking while in there. glorious.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Mar 25, 2009, 04:54 AM
Quote from: defTHE1s on Mar 24, 2009, 11:49 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Mar 24, 2009, 09:45 PM
Quote from: Livewire on Mar 24, 2009, 09:36 PM
I don't think I've ever taken a 27 min poop.
my friend, you have never lived
+10
It's just that have you never gone in a bathroom with a cellphone or a nice portable videogame (eg. psp, gameboy or anything new) or a good interesting magazine??
If yes, you would last at least 30 mins there !! :D ;D
also it's a very relaxing place to stay a moment ;)
i know, personally, i do my best thinking while in there. glorious.
there are few real pleasures in life. spending quality time on the throne is one of them
Quote from: goldpony on Mar 25, 2009, 08:30 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Mar 25, 2009, 04:54 AM
Quote from: defTHE1s on Mar 24, 2009, 11:49 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Mar 24, 2009, 09:45 PM
Quote from: Livewire on Mar 24, 2009, 09:36 PM
I don't think I've ever taken a 27 min poop.
my friend, you have never lived
+10
It's just that have you never gone in a bathroom with a cellphone or a nice portable videogame (eg. psp, gameboy or anything new) or a good interesting magazine??
If yes, you would last at least 30 mins there !! :D ;D
also it's a very relaxing place to stay a moment ;)
i know, personally, i do my best thinking while in there. glorious.
there are few real pleasures in life. spending quality time on the throne is one of them
totally agree! ;)
yeah, but spending a lot of time on the shitter can lead to anal fissures, kevin smith talked about it in his book when he got em. sounds like it'd be baad fuckin times.
definitely. but luckily, i've never had those. but damn, if i did, that would make a big lifestyle change to get less time takin' dumps.
Yeah, i've heard about that, but i don't do it all the time (spend a lot of time there) ... i'm always busy.
fissures are no big deal. usually you poop a little blood and they dont hurt. usually they make my asshole itch like crazy. Please file this under too much information
Quote from: goldpony on Apr 01, 2009, 09:31 PM
fissures are no big deal. usually you poop a little blood and they dont hurt. usually they make my asshole itch like crazy. Please file this under too much information
dude wtf!
you can get fissures when you take a huge dump, usually when a bit constipated. most people get it sooner or later, with maybe only a little blood on the paper when you wipe. others get real problems with a fissure that never heals and blood in their poop.
yes, I'm well read.
ya, you are well versed in butt physics
i've taken some massive dumps in my day, but sweet jesus thankfully i haven't had this incredible experience....yet.
all this talk about taking a dump really makes me want to take a dump. first thing I'll do when I get home, fo sho.
back to twitter... I don't really get how it works and I don't really get the point of it. I'm pretty much just checking Billy Gould's (from Faith No More) twitter because he keeps the community updated through that. but wth, it's one-sentence posts every few days... doesn't give you much information at all. and it's not like you can read the responses or the posts the "tweets" are in response of. so yeah, really pointless to me.
OMG Ya'll hahah!!! This convo is out there.
yeah I totally have those ass things everyone is talking about. I think its from all the MREs and rough TP I have been exposed to
man i'm sorry. i can't take much of that sandpaper-like TP.
its all good. Its kind of fun to watch the red blood and yellow urine mix in the toilet bowl when I shit. There's always an upside
sweet mother of god.
*gags*
why the hell to use that site if we have "it's 3.58 and I'm..." thread ;)
lol
KOJACK rules
Quote from: samson simpson on Apr 05, 2009, 11:11 PM
lol
KOJACK rules
he fuckin' rules, man. I absolutely love the series!
Quote from: Variable on Apr 05, 2009, 04:22 AM
its all good. Its kind of fun to watch the red blood and yellow urine mix in the toilet bowl when I shit. There's always an upside
Hmmm, yes this is nice indeed.... But it's not quite as nice as when you also masturbate on top it....
Now that is the best....
Started following certain band updates on Twitter. NIN,Depeche Mode and Dave Navarro....lol Dave has some interesting pictures. I think he loves Barbie.
thank god i found this thread
i've been advocating for a dedicated poop thread since i joined. tell me that wouldnt be the most read/posted thread on the board, at least for the guys. who wouldn't want to have a daily update on everyones bowel movements? Actually, this would make a great twitter group. updates as it happens!
I've noticed guys are obsessed with poo...why is that??
because it's hilarious. and make that thread asap. seriously.
call me a conspiracy theorist, but im staring to think twitter and facebook are backed by some officiating institution -plotting to destroy us from the inside out in ways we could only dream...
Quote from: tarkil on Apr 07, 2009, 11:56 AM
Quote from: Variable on Apr 05, 2009, 04:22 AM
its all good. Its kind of fun to watch the red blood and yellow urine mix in the toilet bowl when I shit. There's always an upside
Hmmm, yes this is nice indeed.... But it's not quite as nice as when you also masturbate on top it....
Now that is the best....
Good call. I do that a lot too. And when I was out in the field I would always dip while I was taking a shit and I would spit it into the bowl. Thats a lot of colors and odors to mix into a toilet.
Quote from: goldpony on Apr 07, 2009, 08:11 PM
i've been advocating for a dedicated poop thread since i joined. tell me that wouldnt be the most read/posted thread on the board, at least for the guys. who wouldn't want to have a daily update on everyones bowel movements? Actually, this would make a great twitter group. updates as it happens!
I actually started this thread a couple years ago when I first came here and EVERYONE hated me and wanted me banned and locked every thread I made. It was called the "human shit thread # 1" more so in protest to the ridiculousness of the bull shit thread. Yeah, it got locked right along with the " who likes to eat menstruation? " thread.
Quote from: Variable on Apr 08, 2009, 02:21 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Apr 07, 2009, 08:11 PM
i've been advocating for a dedicated poop thread since i joined. tell me that wouldnt be the most read/posted thread on the board, at least for the guys. who wouldn't want to have a daily update on everyones bowel movements? Actually, this would make a great twitter group. updates as it happens!
I actually started this thread a couple years ago when I first came here and EVERYONE hated me and wanted me banned and locked every thread I made. It was called the "human shit thread # 1" more so in protest to the ridiculousness of the bull shit thread. Yeah, it got locked right along with the " who likes to eat menstruation? " thread.
come on, now that's just awesome. i'm all for the re-creation of said 'shit thread'.
I had all kinds of great threads that got locked due to the small mindedness of peoples around here and their delicate sensitivities.
But k, I'm game. Ill bring it back
^5
yeah,,, Do It!
Bring it back!
already happened. Some peoples kids
k
Keeping in the tradition of the thread: Shitload of Twitter and crap bands (or not, depending on musical taste)
http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=phtgMLGe8aahYaH0pRs7VHg (http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=phtgMLGe8aahYaH0pRs7VHg) Seriously, there's a LOT of tweedledees in there.
ya'll ever heard of Nikara aka Aurora Jolie? go to porneskimo.com and look her up. DAMN. shes like a thicker version of stacey dash and she ONLY does anal. shes a pussy virgin. it's amazing.
twitter is less useful than a bowl full of bloody feces
and yes wither, it is a tool of the New World Order to get us used to reporting our whereabouts and goings on
in the future we will be forced to tweet everything we do, under punishment by forced constipation through plastic ass plug
follow chinowmoreno
Quote from: nonesuch on May 14, 2009, 06:49 AM
twitter is less useful than a bowl full of bloody feces
and yes wither, it is a tool of the New World Order to get us used to reporting our whereabouts and goings on
in the future we will be forced to tweet everything we do, under punishment by forced constipation through plastic ass plug
jajaja.. but.....
you're maybe right ...
whats jajaja mean?
same as 'hahaha', but for retards.
jajaja is in spanish as hahaha for english, you retarded ;D
just joking, hope you were too... :D
whats the point of twitter when you have a more meaningful sharinglungs?
RISE BEYOND THIS PEOPLES!
yeah, here are nice threads like:
what movie are u watching?
what song are u listening to?
what game are u playing?
what're u eating?
and things like that....
holly sharinglungs ;D
Quote from: TheWatcher on Mar 25, 2009, 03:56 AM
yeah... i dont care for it too but for some reason i keep going back
Me too..
I only use it to follow certain musicians and actors. Pointless, but fun.
Everyone should follow Danny DeVito. His updates are fucking hilarious.
Yes! Him and his fucking troll foot! hahahahaha
Hahaha, yesss! I love it. He's one crazy bastard.
Ya'll niggas dont know how to use twitter if you aint havin fun. Fuck that
Or you all got some shitty ass friends.
shitmydadsays (http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays)
my name is @ireneistweetin add me if you want. =)
Quote from: defTHE1s on May 20, 2009, 03:35 PM
jajaja is in spanish as hahaha for english, you retarded ;D
just joking, hope you were too... :D
It's "you're". If you're going to call someone retarded. You should probably know the difference between your and you're first.
I haven't twatted in a long time. LOL
look out for shitter u can tell all your homies when youre taking a dump
My name is @BeQuietNDrive now
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2010, 11:21 PM
Quote from: defTHE1s on May 20, 2009, 03:35 PM
jajaja is in spanish as hahaha for english, you retarded ;D
just joking, hope you were too... :D
It's "you're". If you're going to call someone retarded. You should probably know the difference between your and you're first.
yeah, i know the difference, but it was a typo haha
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same as here
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