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Title: FUNNY AD LIB (I THINK???)
Post by: sharingbuns on Nov 15, 2008, 09:29 PM

Pick the month you were born in:

January - I shot
February - I needed
March - I ran naked with
April - I ran shirtless with
May - i am goin 2 b a
June - I Banged
July - I stabbed
August - I smoked with
Spetemver - I slept with
October - I cuddled with
November - I ate
December -I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01 - Spongebob
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a jew
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - a jew
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a whore
15 - a trojan man
16 - a jellybean
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - my crush
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::

White - because im sexy as hell
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Becase the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs

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Post by: White Pwny on Nov 15, 2008, 09:47 PM

I stabbed a whore because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

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Post by: sharingbuns on Nov 15, 2008, 09:50 PM

i smoked with a jelly bean because i'm sexy as hell

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Post by: ablackswan on Nov 15, 2008, 10:29 PM

i'm going to be a ninja turtle bacause i'm sexy as hell

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Post by: mrs_swa on Nov 15, 2008, 10:51 PM

I smoked with your dealer because I have amazing boobs.

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Post by: tarkil on Nov 16, 2008, 10:35 AM

I ran naked with Paris Hilton because I've got abs

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Post by: lostpilot on Nov 16, 2008, 11:05 AM

I'm going to be a jar of honey because I love weed.

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Post by: Atomic on Nov 16, 2008, 03:17 PM

i banged your dealer coz i love weed

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Post by: Crazylegs on Nov 16, 2008, 03:38 PM

i banged a jellybean because the lil people told me to.

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Post by: devilinside on Nov 16, 2008, 03:58 PM

I ate a jew because I love weed? haha

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Post by: ablackswan on Nov 16, 2008, 04:24 PM

you are so addicted

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Post by: lithium on Nov 16, 2008, 11:55 PM

i cuddled with a toothpick coz i love weed

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Post by: bebo on Nov 17, 2008, 05:19 AM

I slept with a homo cuz im gay

O DA IRONY

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Post by: Jacob on Nov 19, 2008, 01:26 PM

I ran shirtless with a trojan man because my moma made me.

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Post by: deftonekid on Nov 19, 2008, 08:57 PM

I cuddled with a toothbrush because im a god in bed

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Post by: Contradictio In Terminis on Nov 19, 2008, 09:10 PM

I am goin 2 b a trojan man because I love weed.

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Post by: goldpony on Nov 19, 2008, 10:31 PM

i am goin 2 b a a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and your jealous

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Post by: Muzic Junkie on Nov 20, 2008, 03:38 AM

I am going to be my lover because i'm sexy as hell

... My own lover..... wow

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Post by: White Pwny on Nov 21, 2008, 03:27 AM

hey, being your own lover is sometimes better than having an outside one. =o)

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Post by: oldgentlovecraft on Nov 21, 2008, 04:09 PM

I ate a Jellybean because I'm a god in bed. Wtf.

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Post by: sharingbuns on Nov 25, 2008, 10:51 PM

these made me giggle like a little school girl
especially the one about being your own lover
(THAT MAKES ME THINK OF MASTURBATION HEE HEE HEE HEE)

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Post by: defTHE1s on Mar 11, 2009, 05:09 PM

I killed a bisexual because im sexy as hell/Because the lil people told me to

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