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Title: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: theis on Dec 07, 2008, 12:51 PM
(http://iconsoffright.com/news/new_friday_remake.jpg)

It's being directed by the dude who did the Texas Chainsaw remake. I personally like the remake. Sure, it had nothing on the original, but it was still a fun time.

This looks pretty fun too. Jason's always been a badass character.

And for those wondering; this isn't a remake of the first movie only. The director tied together the first 3 Friday flicks. So we'll get to experience Jason as a kid, when he wears the potato bag and when he gets the hockey mask. Nice.

Trailer: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810022022/video/10962759
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Dec 07, 2008, 03:04 PM
if Rob Zombie was doing it, I'd be a little excited. I don't get excited for anything Michael Bay does, though.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: theis on Dec 07, 2008, 03:41 PM
Rob Zombie did a pretty shitty job with the Halloween remake, don't you think?

anyways, I don't hate Bay that much. The Rock and Transformers were both great popcorn flicks. Also, he's only the producer on this.

What did you think about the TCM remake?
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: deafnotes on Dec 07, 2008, 11:06 PM
rob zombie is a sell out
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: Deadradio on Dec 08, 2008, 12:51 AM
I'd watch this
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Dec 08, 2008, 02:11 AM
didn't really care for the TCM remake. and with rob zombie's Halloween, for some reason, I enjoyed it. It was well-made, for the most part stuck with the original and improved upon it.

Plus it came out around a time of LOTS of horror remakes like the Fog, Black Xmas, etc. I think it is one of the better remakes out there.

actually i could go on about this topic general, i might make a topic for remakes..
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: deftonekid on Dec 08, 2008, 03:22 AM
I didn't like the Texas Chainsaw remake, so I'm not having high hopes for this one but we'll see.

Quote from: penguin in the desert on Dec 07, 2008, 03:41 PM
Rob Zombie did a pretty shitty job with the Halloween remake, don't you think?
Agreed.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: goldpony on Dec 08, 2008, 10:22 PM
i read that this one is going to be somewhat comedic. fail.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: theis on Dec 08, 2008, 11:30 PM
aren't most slashers comedic in one way or another?
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: goldpony on Dec 08, 2008, 11:41 PM
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Dec 08, 2008, 11:30 PM
aren't most slashers comedic in one way or another?

true, but what i read (fuck i cant remember where), bay said he was trying to make it funny and scary. unintentional comedy is one thing, trying to do the evil dead is another
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: oldgentlovecraft on Dec 09, 2008, 12:07 AM
Quote from: deafnotes on Dec 07, 2008, 11:06 PM
rob zombie is a sell out

Booooo  House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects were awesome. 


From what I've read in horror mags this should be decent.  Of course, I'll wait to watch it myself to decide.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Dec 09, 2008, 12:53 AM
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Dec 09, 2008, 12:07 AM
Quote from: deafnotes on Dec 07, 2008, 11:06 PM
rob zombie is a sell out

Booooo  House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects were awesome. 
damn straight, whatever happened to his newest movie, Tyrannusaurus something something... shit i gotta do some research into this.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: theis on Dec 09, 2008, 09:09 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Dec 08, 2008, 11:41 PM
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Dec 08, 2008, 11:30 PM
aren't most slashers comedic in one way or another?

true, but what i read (fuck i cant remember where), bay said he was trying to make it funny and scary. unintentional comedy is one thing, trying to do the evil dead is another

well, judging from the trailer is doesn't look comedic at all.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: devlin on Dec 09, 2008, 03:24 PM
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Dec 09, 2008, 09:09 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Dec 08, 2008, 11:41 PM
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Dec 08, 2008, 11:30 PM
aren't most slashers comedic in one way or another?

true, but what i read (fuck i cant remember where), bay said he was trying to make it funny and scary. unintentional comedy is one thing, trying to do the evil dead is another

well, judging from the trailer is doesn't look comedic at all.

yeah the trailer looked good. i'm optimisstic.

Quote from: bright lights, big city on Dec 09, 2008, 12:53 AM
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Dec 09, 2008, 12:07 AM
Quote from: deafnotes on Dec 07, 2008, 11:06 PM
rob zombie is a sell out

Booooo  House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects were awesome. 
damn straight, whatever happened to his newest movie, Tyrannusaurus something something... shit i gotta do some research into this.

i love all three of zombies movies. 4 if you include the badass fake trailer "werewolf women of the ss" apperently he shot like 90 minutes of shit for that 5 minute trailer. he should definitly make that movie! i actually was just looking into that new tyranasaurus movie and there is like no info on it, at least none that i could find. if you find something link me please.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Dec 09, 2008, 04:22 PM
the only info i could find about Tyrannosaurus Rex was IMDB saying its out August 28, 2009

that and it has Sherri moon in it
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: devlin on Dec 09, 2008, 04:48 PM
yeah thats all i found too. i'll keep looking too.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: devlin on Dec 09, 2008, 06:10 PM
UPDATE: A few weeks back Rob Zombie announced that he will be directing a new horror film for Dimension Films entitled Tyrannosaurus Rex, which is NOT about dinosaurs. We were intrigued so we did some serious digging and have finally discovered the basic premise (with some minor details still missing). Read on to see what Rob Zombie's T-REX is about!

UPDATE: There's a supposed "official" Myspace page for the film where Rob Zombie (if it's really him) writes "Not sure how this all started , but this film is not based on a comic book called The Nail. If fact I haven't told anybody what this film is yet." So either one of three things happened: 1: Rob is lying per usual (like when he told DreadCentral that he was in fact directing CHUD, which was BS) 2: The Zombie camp is lying to me 3: Rob changed the story enough to where it's not based on THE NAIL anymore. I guess only time will tell who is bullsh-tting who, but I can tell you this much - I'm getting pretty fed up with all of this lying, semantics and lack of communication that always seems to come with a Rob Zombie movie.

A regular scooper tipped us off, and it was confirmed that T-REX is about a wrestler named Tyrannosaurus Rex who is on the run from a biker gang from hell. Furthermore, the idea for the film is loosely based on the comic book Zombie did with Steve Niles (30 Days of Night) entitled THE NAIL. Here's the synopsis:

Hunted in one of the most desolate regions of America, preyed upon by an evil that does not sleep, Rex Hauser is The Nail - and it's time he took a stand. A semi-pro wrestler, Hauser has been touring the country performing at small-time arenas until the fateful night he and his family run afoul of a bloodthirsty gang of Satanic bikers stalking the North Dakota Badlands. Now he's a lone man fighting for the survival of his loved ones in a no-holds-barred standoff against the forces of Hell itself! Co-written by the newly formed CREEP International writing team of modern horror masters Rob Zombie and Steve Niles, The Nail is a relentless, unflinching portrait of the heart of darkness, and what one man will sacrifice to hold it at bay.

The film is slated for release August 28, 2009.

taken from: http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/11345
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Dec 09, 2008, 06:21 PM
excellent
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: Jizzlobber on Dec 09, 2008, 06:28 PM
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Dec 07, 2008, 03:41 PM
Rob Zombie did a pretty shitty job with the Halloween remake, don't you think?


They pretty much copied his script idea for Halloween for this Friday movie...

Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: jv_ on Dec 09, 2008, 06:39 PM
I've fallen for this metal and I love this handle
So it's over for all of you
Two round holes cut into this fabric.
And I will slide it over my head.
I'll chase you for all hours.
I never see you make the effort to chase me.
Now your final place is this lake.
Stare at me now on your way down.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: deftonekid on Dec 09, 2008, 08:22 PM
Quote from: devlin on Dec 09, 2008, 06:10 PM
UPDATE: A few weeks back Rob Zombie announced that he will be directing a new horror film for Dimension Films entitled Tyrannosaurus Rex, which is NOT about dinosaurs. We were intrigued so we did some serious digging and have finally discovered the basic premise (with some minor details still missing). Read on to see what Rob Zombie's T-REX is about!

UPDATE: There's a supposed "official" Myspace page for the film where Rob Zombie (if it's really him) writes "Not sure how this all started , but this film is not based on a comic book called The Nail. If fact I haven't told anybody what this film is yet." So either one of three things happened: 1: Rob is lying per usual (like when he told DreadCentral that he was in fact directing CHUD, which was BS) 2: The Zombie camp is lying to me 3: Rob changed the story enough to where it's not based on THE NAIL anymore. I guess only time will tell who is bullsh-tting who, but I can tell you this much - I'm getting pretty fed up with all of this lying, semantics and lack of communication that always seems to come with a Rob Zombie movie.

A regular scooper tipped us off, and it was confirmed that T-REX is about a wrestler named Tyrannosaurus Rex who is on the run from a biker gang from hell. Furthermore, the idea for the film is loosely based on the comic book Zombie did with Steve Niles (30 Days of Night) entitled THE NAIL. Here's the synopsis:

Hunted in one of the most desolate regions of America, preyed upon by an evil that does not sleep, Rex Hauser is The Nail - and it's time he took a stand. A semi-pro wrestler, Hauser has been touring the country performing at small-time arenas until the fateful night he and his family run afoul of a bloodthirsty gang of Satanic bikers stalking the North Dakota Badlands. Now he's a lone man fighting for the survival of his loved ones in a no-holds-barred standoff against the forces of Hell itself! Co-written by the newly formed CREEP International writing team of modern horror masters Rob Zombie and Steve Niles, The Nail is a relentless, unflinching portrait of the heart of darkness, and what one man will sacrifice to hold it at bay.

The film is slated for release August 28, 2009.

taken from: http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/11345
hey that' sounds pretty cool, we'll see what happen. thx for the update.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: devlin on Dec 09, 2008, 08:29 PM
no problem. i'm looking forward to seeing it.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Dec 09, 2008, 08:33 PM
i hope it's as badass as devil's rejects. i get a major boner every time i see that movie.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: deftonekid on Dec 09, 2008, 08:55 PM
yeah it is a great movie
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: goldpony on Dec 10, 2008, 03:23 PM
here is where bay said it would funny

Quote[Is there anything else you are willing to divulge about it?
I haven't seen the director's cut because he's still cutting, but I know this one will really be scary; it's also funny, as well. It's a fun college adventure that goes awry. It's not a movie I would ever show my mom! (Laughs) We don't make these for our mothers; we make these for the fans out there.
/quote]

interview here

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/07/transformers-2.html (http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/07/transformers-2.html)
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Dec 10, 2008, 03:57 PM
so it's like American Pie 2?
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: deftonekid on Dec 10, 2008, 11:15 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Dec 10, 2008, 03:57 PM
so it's like American Pie 2?
yeah just with bigger budget and Fx's ;D
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: theis on Dec 10, 2008, 11:18 PM
American Pie...now with added gore. Hell yeah! Haha...
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: deftonekid on Dec 10, 2008, 11:24 PM
I know, we should write the script and take it to Bay. Who's in?
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Dec 11, 2008, 01:05 AM
i'm definitely in. i think a few us collectively can write a pretty badass script to a horror movie
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: deftonekid on Dec 11, 2008, 08:07 PM
yeah let's do it, we can come up with some interesting shit and also we can get rich ;D
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: goldpony on Dec 11, 2008, 09:24 PM
OK, here goes

Plot: young curvy teen is lost in woods, there is a "friendly" lumberjack who shows up to help her out only to turn into a horny zombie, hot zombie rape scenes ensue

Cast:
young curvy teen: jesca biel, salma hayek or helen mirren (to skew toward an adult crowd; hey all teenagers are played by 30 yo anyway, why not flip the script and cast someone in their 60's to play a teen, its not like she looks old like judi dench)

Zombiejack: bruce campbell, or if you have helen mirren, make it an art film and cast john malkovich or daniel day lewis as the zombie

teens friends (or star trek red shirts OR eye candy that gets naked): jessica fox, halle berry, rosario dawson, eva mendes, various porn stars


Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: deftonekid on Dec 11, 2008, 10:58 PM
yeah the plot is ok, I'll change the cast tho.

Young curvy teen: Scarlett Johanson.

Zombiejack: Brad Pitt or Bruce Willis.

Teens friends: various porn stars (agreed on that) but also Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz (cuz we need the "funny , hot, stupid" character) and Jessica Alba.

Director: me ;D
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Dec 12, 2008, 12:20 AM
ok i call Music Editor. i guess i gotta recommend the song "Diagnosis Zombie Rape" by XXX Maniak. or maybe some Cannibal Corpse haha
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: oldgentlovecraft on Dec 12, 2008, 06:30 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Dec 12, 2008, 12:20 AM
ok i call Music Editor. i guess i gotta recommend the song "Diagnosis Zombie Rape" by XXX Maniak. or maybe some Cannibal Corpse haha

Holy shit, you know XXX Maniak!  Love those guys.  I was listening to Raped by a Retard last night and was torn between laughing my ass off and headbanging.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Dec 12, 2008, 07:49 PM
Quote from: oldgentlovecraft on Dec 12, 2008, 06:30 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Dec 12, 2008, 12:20 AM
ok i call Music Editor. i guess i gotta recommend the song "Diagnosis Zombie Rape" by XXX Maniak. or maybe some Cannibal Corpse haha

Holy shit, you know XXX Maniak!  Love those guys.  I was listening to Raped by a Retard last night and was torn between laughing my ass off and headbanging.
haha awesome! upon first listening to them i just thought it was hilarious. but it really is actually some great grindcore action too lol
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: deftonekid on Dec 12, 2008, 09:46 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Dec 12, 2008, 12:20 AM
ok i call Music Editor. i guess i gotta recommend the song "Diagnosis Zombie Rape" by XXX Maniak. or maybe some Cannibal Corpse haha
ok I'll direct it, you'll be the music editor and I guess Josh would like to be the stunt cordinator haha
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: goldpony on Dec 12, 2008, 09:52 PM
Quote from: deftonekid on Dec 12, 2008, 09:46 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Dec 12, 2008, 12:20 AM
ok i call Music Editor. i guess i gotta recommend the song "Diagnosis Zombie Rape" by XXX Maniak. or maybe some Cannibal Corpse haha
ok I'll direct it, you'll be the music editor and I guess Josh would like to be the stunt cordinator haha

i want a writing credit too damnit. i want to coordinate all the love scenes as well, you know show by doing ;)
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: deftonekid on Dec 12, 2008, 09:57 PM
Quote from: goldpony on Dec 12, 2008, 09:52 PM
i want a writing credit too damnit. i want to coordinate all the love scenes as well, you know show by doing ;)
haha ok fair enough bro :D
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: theis on Feb 13, 2009, 01:30 PM
just got back from seeing it.

pretty much what you expect. tits and gore!

it was fun time... still, it pales in comparison to the first 4 Friday flicks.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Feb 13, 2009, 03:16 PM
perhaps a good valentine's movie? i think so
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: Jizzlobber on Feb 13, 2009, 07:06 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Feb 13, 2009, 03:16 PM
perhaps a good valentine's movie? i think so

fuck...you're talking about ten times better than what 'twilight' would have been. load of toss!
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: theis on Feb 13, 2009, 07:36 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Feb 13, 2009, 03:16 PM
perhaps a good valentine's movie? i think so

definitely an awesome date flick. you've seen it yet dude?
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: bright lights, big city on Feb 14, 2009, 01:27 AM
nah i'll probably see it sometime this weekend
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: shine down unshy on Feb 20, 2009, 01:27 PM
My brother said, and I quote "Man, Janie and me took the kids to go see that new Friday the 13th movie..my whole family said fuck that movie." 
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: devlin on Feb 20, 2009, 03:33 PM
i haven't seen it yet. but the guy i work with said that jason is fast and smart, like setting traps for the kids and shit like that. i still want to see it. but i know that will bother me if its as bad as he says.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th (2009)
Post by: fireflyry on Feb 28, 2009, 02:43 PM
Not a fan of remakes.

My philosophy:Create your own shit.

In saying I liked the Halloween remake up till the absolute shit acting of Scout Taylor-Compton which then ruined the rest of the film...sorry Rob but horrible casting.

The Texas remake had one thing going for it.

R. Lee Ermey.

Period.

As such it's more horror films for me to watch which is goodness but I'm sick of remakes.

Think for yourself ffs.