So yes gents. We can talk about our bowel movements here without any gaff from the ladies about being gross or derailing threads.
We can also talk about the worlds biggest piece of shit ( bono )
And of course there is a side pot contest to see who can take the nastiest shit on this board. Proven by a pic of course. Only rule is that you have to somehow prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that its your shit. Be creative. Multiple entries allowed.
Bono can suck my cock indeed
oh this sucks, the other day i took a monster that was thicky thick and spanned the water horizontally, with a few little babies floatin around. it was fuckin epic, 9 courics at least.
but i dunno, something seems morally improper about posting pics from my personal poopin time online...
I'm doing it as soon as I get one worth posting
When I take benodryl for extended time, my shit is jungle green, and dyes the water blue
i had a huge castle door fart this morning.
but yeah anyone else ever have a pudding shit? i had one last week that kind of freaked me out. it was like that quick concrete, all smooth.
Oh...I'm still gonna come in here and tell you this is nasty. And this thread will most likely get derailed,NOT from us ladies though. ;D
i think this thread would be successful if we named it something cute, something like.. poopy or doody..
human shit thread sounds kinda gross..
lol..the Doo Doo Thread
Why limit this to human fecal matter?
well i would say farts are pretty crucial to crap. they go hand-in-hand.
that said, i consider myself a sort of fart connoisseur. my personal favorite being the shotgun farts- sounds like a shotgun blast and occasionally speckles your undergarments like a shotgun.
Quote from: lithium on Apr 08, 2009, 05:47 PM
human shit thread sounds kinda gross..
Yeah, but you gota admit that its totally more my style.
Quote from: Crazylegs on Apr 08, 2009, 10:25 PM
Why limit this to human fecal matter?
You can talk about any fecal matter that you want. Except bulls. We already have a thread for that.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Apr 08, 2009, 10:35 PM
well i would say farts are pretty crucial to crap. they go hand-in-hand.
that said, i consider myself a sort of fart connoisseur. my personal favorite being the shotgun farts- sounds like a shotgun blast and occasionally speckles your undergarments like a shotgun.
Yo there is a legit medical condition called HAFE. High Altitude Flatulent Expulsion. I'm not kidding. I had that shit like a mother fucker in Jan when I went to cold weather medicine. I felt SO bad for the two dudes that had to share a tent with me. For real, like ever 5 sec I would have a monster fart that was SOOOOO nasty that it was making me nauseous. Straight nasty farts. For like 2 weeks straight. It was rough. I still managed to get laid though.
So I know this wont be an award winner. But I just took it, and decided to set and example and get the ball rolling.
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r313/MyOwnFur/003.jpg)
I've seen biggest shits than those... my lil' bro makes like arms of big mans in there... and sometimes it is about to get out of the shitter!!!
the next time he would do one of those, i'll try to shoot it... and also if i make one of those ;)
geesus, resize that shit!!
is that corn in there?
Na I don't think so. I took some shit this weekend that made me real sick from both ends. So I countered the #2 with some immodium on monday and didn't shit at all yesterday as a result. So thats kind of forced formed diarrhea right there. mmmmmmmm
yum
you sick fuck! ahhh! my eyes!!
My friends and I used to send pics of our shit to each other over the phone. I usually have one solid log.
my stomach's real upset today. dunno what the hell I did, but after dinner last night I got pains and almost diarrhea. got better after a few visits to the loo, but after breakfast this morning it was back. now it's been like that all day.
and yet no pics. booooooo
I was gonna take a pic of my dogs poo for ya,but it's raining.
^5 trey!
this thread is just a pathetic shoot at trying to be omg-i'm-crazy-on-the-interwebz-and-sucks-maddox-penis.
yeah sorry.
someone's a woman.
sorry.
Quote from: raynor on Apr 10, 2009, 08:21 PM
this thread is just a pathetic shoot at trying to be omg-i'm-crazy-on-the-interwebz-and-sucks-maddox-penis.
yeah sorry.
Lighten up, sourpuss.
Quote from: raynor on Apr 10, 2009, 08:21 PM
this thread is just a pathetic shoot at trying to be omg-i'm-crazy-on-the-interwebz-and-sucks-maddox-penis.
yeah sorry.
This would be way below me trying to look or act crazy, idiot.
I haven't shat in three days.
dude i've been there recently. and it happened after i had red lobster. when that turd finally crowned it made my day.
Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on Apr 14, 2009, 10:20 PM
I haven't shat in three days.
You taking any new meds lately? I know you have a lot of stuff you take. But any kind of narcotic or tramadol or......I guess a lot that I don't really feel like listing, will stop you up. Codeine is actually starting to be used as an anti diarrheal more and more.
I am on no meds at all. I was just backed up. Clogged that fucker when it finally happened. I would've taken a picture, but it wasn't spectacular.
lameo
yeah man, this thread started out awesome....
I was asked to make it, so I did. I never endorsed its awesomeness. That being said, you all could participate a bit more.
damn, how often you shit? (not on SL) haha
once a month?
Ok well this isn't a turd story, but just awkward. I was in Union Station in Chicago and had to piss. Upon entering I immediately notice a guy waiting against a wall behind the urinals, so I think there's a line waiting to urinate. Nope just one of the 5 urinals is being used, so I go ahead and take my leak.
The whole time I'm just plain thinking "WTF?" So while drying my hands I slip in a "You alright there, boss?" And he replies "I'm gold". When i left the bathroom he was still leaning against the wall looking at the urinals.
maybe he was in one of these kind of situations
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TNT/Images/i1/DieHardwavengeance_03_587x295.jpg)
Maybe he was waiting on someone to finish a shit. Or was just really high.
haha, I'm gonna go with being high. Or maybe some weird perv. It was an odd bathroom experience, yet pretty funny/random when I think about it now.
I go to the casino in palm springs alot. Its a nice city and all, but it has a very large homosexual community. Which is cool and all. But every time I go to pee, I always get at least one or two guys who are just standing by the bathroom or taking a piss and looking around trying to make eye contact and giving me the " wana go into a stall?" look. I wonder if that ever actually works for them?
LoL, it must work, which is weird because it seems like the worst place to pick someone up. Ahh hell, I'd still be awestruck and try to get Angelina Jolie if I saw her walking out of a bathroom. Even if she had TP sticking to her shoe.
remember the larry craig trial, apparently there are elaborate hand signals and other signs for bathroom sex. i guess even a wide stance is code LOL
Oh shit. A wide stance is code? I always do a wide stance to try and avoid the piss puddles that somehow always seem to form under a urinal. Maybe thats why I get the looks.
P.S. I am literally shitting right now, thats the only reason I came into this topic. It was one of those random bubble gut shits that came out of now where but was like " GO RIGHT NOW!" and yet still came out solid, just a little soft. I feel better.
nice man those poops rock. and i totally know where you're coming from with them puddles in the stalls.
Nasty fuckers. I have 4 holes in my penis and I manage to get it all in the bowl.