. . because the beautiful women thread was not enough venue to salute the most glorious body part.
Let's gooooOoooooooo
Asses truly are the best
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/ass_up2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/blue_butt.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/bootzilla.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/bubble_boots.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/ciggie_butt.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/roundass_ass.jpg)
/thread
(http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=207&pictureid=11669)
(http://bilia.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/121474-jamaican-donkey-0.jpg)
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-06-08-Obama.jpg)
awesome. this could go so many directions.
Oh dear god... this thread is already giving me a woody.
Jessica Alba
(http://i29.tinypic.com/149t3lf.jpg)
(http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jessica_alba_ass.jpg)
(http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Jessica-Alba/jessica-alba-ass.jpg)
(http://www.welps.com/wp-content/jessica_alba_sweet_ass_celebrity.jpg)
(http://www.0kay.net/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_ass2.jpg)
(http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/jessica_alba_ass.jpg)
(http://www.wowevil.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/20070122-jessica-biel-ass_3.jpg)
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/12/23-End/jessica_alba_bikini_ass.jpg)
Quote from: MeR on Sep 03, 2009, 06:17 AM
awesome. this could go so many directions.
Quote from: DefCubus on Sep 03, 2009, 06:01 AM
(http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=207&pictureid=11669)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! :D ;D :D
I approve of this thread.
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu112/Dale_Rose/Used/joanna_krupa.jpg)
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk196/SxiCloseCombat/joanna-krupa-7.jpg)
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb193/Samantha1257/Joanna%20Krupa/144.jpg)
(http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp259/Garcia559_08/biel.jpg)
(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb129/LBJ23_015/untitled6.jpg)
(http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n411/musicalmystery/Hotties%20of%20the%20week/PenelopeCruz.jpg)
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z167/spinnerchef/Yolanthe_Van_Kasbergen_FHM_December.jpg)
:D
i just looooove two flaps of fat meat with a hole between them that excretes feces
Quote from: Penicks on Sep 03, 2009, 04:48 PM
i just looooove two flaps of fat meat with a hole between them that excretes feces
Hahahaha that description is the best
asses are the cradle of life. the earth is an ass split in two axis'
Karina Kay
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/woot8/58050_00_00_43.jpg)
Quote from: Deft11_17ones on Sep 03, 2009, 04:33 PM
(http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n411/musicalmystery/Hotties%20of%20the%20week/PenelopeCruz.jpg)
There is no ass in this. Assfail!
look more like a vagina, vesanic
Quote from: Penicks on Sep 03, 2009, 07:37 PM
look more like a vagina, vesanic
Nah.
Vagina looks even worse.
Quote from: jv_ on Sep 03, 2009, 05:46 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/ass_up2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/blue_butt.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/bootzilla.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/bubble_boots.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/ciggie_butt.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/silentaudiox/roundass_ass.jpg)
/thread
Dat ass
one of my ex-girlfriends was a volleyball-player.
it have been good times going to watch her games.
unfortunatley i never came to visit her beach volleyball games :(
Quote from: Nailec on Sep 04, 2009, 12:25 AM
one of my ex-girlfriends was a volleyball-player.
it have been good times going to watch her games.
unfortunatley i never came to visit her beach volleyball games :(
Never seen her naked ?
Quote from: Nailec on Sep 04, 2009, 12:25 AM
one of my ex-girlfriends was a volleyball-player.
it have been good times going to watch her games.
unfortunatley i never came to visit her beach volleyball games :(
For whatever reason, they never look as good in beach volleyball attire than they do in the indoor attire. Something about spandex boy shorts and tight tanks that is so much greater.
Quote from: Vesanic on Sep 04, 2009, 12:40 AM
Quote from: Nailec on Sep 04, 2009, 12:25 AM
one of my ex-girlfriends was a volleyball-player.
it have been good times going to watch her games.
unfortunatley i never came to visit her beach volleyball games :(
Never seen her naked ?
it was not about seeing my girlfriend in these tight pants. it was about seeing two teams or a whole tournament dressed like this.
Hahahahaha.
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/Chrisg19LQ/audrina_patridge.jpg)
(http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/Sharapovas/audrina_patridge_bikini_dkny_2_big.jpg)
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii171/RaDiLlaC03/Babes/celeb_17.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/albedo238/Models/KarinaJelinek02.jpg)
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/mariog1290/girls/n26f02c5ek0oy.jpg)
Audrina is naaaaasty.
Quote from: Deft11_17ones on Sep 04, 2009, 08:50 PM
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg203/Chrisg19LQ/audrina_patridge.jpg)
(http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/Sharapovas/audrina_patridge_bikini_dkny_2_big.jpg)
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii171/RaDiLlaC03/Babes/celeb_17.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/albedo238/Models/KarinaJelinek02.jpg)
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/mariog1290/girls/n26f02c5ek0oy.jpg)
Four out of these five pics were useless.
Did you really need to quote that post?
Did you really need to ask this ?
Are ya'll gay? Just playin'..haha
Thanks shine for repointing the things where they're at.
just wait till i start posting my types of asses lol
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu42/CSWHITFORD/HOT%20SEXY%20LADIES/stacykeiblerthighhi4ua1_medium.jpg)
just a taste lol
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Sep 03, 2009, 08:53 AM
Oh dear god... this thread is already giving me a woody.
Jessica Alba
(http://i29.tinypic.com/149t3lf.jpg)
(http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jessica_alba_ass.jpg)
(http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Jessica-Alba/jessica-alba-ass.jpg)
(http://www.welps.com/wp-content/jessica_alba_sweet_ass_celebrity.jpg)
(http://www.0kay.net/jessica_alba/jessica_alba_ass2.jpg)
(http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/jessica_alba_ass.jpg)
(http://www.wowevil.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/20070122-jessica-biel-ass_3.jpg)
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/12/23-End/jessica_alba_bikini_ass.jpg)
I'm sorry but there is not an attractive picture in all of this. She has a
cute (not beautiful) face. But her body is nasty. Like a 15 year old girl. Fucking pervs.
thank you Trey.... I'm glad some men still like their women curvy.
this is my favorite thread so far
Quote from: White Pwny on Sep 05, 2009, 05:56 AM
thank you Trey.... I'm glad some men still like their women curvy.
I LOVE my women curvy. Skin in bones are not attractive at all
Quote from: Variable on Sep 05, 2009, 05:54 AM
I'm sorry but there is not an attractive picture in all of this. She has a cute (not beautiful) face. But her body is nasty. Like a 15 year old girl. Fucking pervs.
Crazy talk...absolute crazy talk.
Alba is the definition of perfection.
Quote from: Variable on Sep 05, 2009, 06:10 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Sep 05, 2009, 05:56 AM
thank you Trey.... I'm glad some men still like their women curvy.
I LOVE my women curvy. Skin in bones are not attractive at all
are you saying you dont like any model at all?
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Sep 05, 2009, 10:03 AM
Quote from: Variable on Sep 05, 2009, 05:54 AM
I'm sorry but there is not an attractive picture in all of this. She has a cute (not beautiful) face. But her body is nasty. Like a 15 year old girl. Fucking pervs.
Crazy talk...absolute crazy talk.
Alba is the definition of perfection.
I can
almost agree with this. she's beautiful but not perfect ;)
I like when girls have curves but I also very much prefer thin girls. definitely not skinny, that's just disgusting. but yeah, I guess you could cal be a perv for prefering girls who look like they're 16-18. I would never do anything illegal anyways, so don't worry.
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Sep 05, 2009, 10:03 AM
Crazy talk...absolute crazy talk.
Alba is the definition of perfection.
Common sense fail.
alba is smokin hot, but all of those pics suck, and she's not known for her ass, shes "cute" hot and has a pretty face, inappropriate for this thread
deft11's post is even worse, none of those asses are worth shit
i have some good ones, will post..
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Sep 05, 2009, 10:03 AM
Quote from: Variable on Sep 05, 2009, 05:54 AM
I'm sorry but there is not an attractive picture in all of this. She has a cute (not beautiful) face. But her body is nasty. Like a 15 year old girl. Fucking pervs.
Crazy talk...absolute crazy talk.
Alba is the definition of perfection.
Not even close. She grew up into an awkward body. Women have curves and are beautiful. Girls are all skinny and cute. She has a cute face, but that's it.
Quote from: Nailec on Sep 05, 2009, 10:12 AM
Quote from: Variable on Sep 05, 2009, 06:10 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Sep 05, 2009, 05:56 AM
thank you Trey.... I'm glad some men still like their women curvy.
I LOVE my women curvy. Skin in bones are not attractive at all
are you saying you dont like any model at all?
I don't fucking know. I don't really pay attention to models and other girls ill never meet all that much. What I was saying is that I don't like Jessica Alba because her body sucks. Then I said that IN REAL LIFE I prefer girls with curves to skinny girls. Nothing more or less. K?
Quote from: Jacob on Sep 05, 2009, 10:12 AM
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Sep 05, 2009, 10:03 AM
Quote from: Variable on Sep 05, 2009, 05:54 AM
I'm sorry but there is not an attractive picture in all of this. She has a cute (not beautiful) face. But her body is nasty. Like a 15 year old girl. Fucking pervs.
Crazy talk...absolute crazy talk.
Alba is the definition of perfection.
I can almost agree with this. she's beautiful but not perfect ;)
I like when girls have curves but I also very much prefer thin girls. definitely not skinny, that's just disgusting. but yeah, I guess you could cal be a perv for prefering girls who look like they're 16-18. I would never do anything illegal anyways, so don't worry.
If you dont like skinny girls, then why do you like Alba? Shes straight skinny. Almost looks like some anatomic skeleton display. And most 16-18 year old girls I know have at least started to blossom into a woman and have a few curves. Alba does not, thats why I called her a 15 year old. And yeah, if you like 15 year old girls, youre a perv wether you would actually do it or not. Just go ahead and e-mail nuno into changing your name to pedophile.
I didn't say I like 15-year old girls. I said I like older girls with the body of a 16-18 year old girl. pedophilia disgusts me to no end so don't even joke about it, pal.
and say what you will about Alba, I think she's hot. I could find some pictures of girls I consider skinny but I can't be bothered.
I say to each their own, it's all personal tastes in the end.
Quote from: Jacob on Sep 05, 2009, 01:44 PM
I say to each their own, it's all personal tastes in the end.
Amen.
(http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr299/drewhaxta_photo/m_miller.jpg)
Quote from: Variable on Sep 05, 2009, 01:38 PM
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Sep 05, 2009, 10:03 AM
Quote from: Variable on Sep 05, 2009, 05:54 AM
I'm sorry but there is not an attractive picture in all of this. She has a cute (not beautiful) face. But her body is nasty. Like a 15 year old girl. Fucking pervs.
Crazy talk...absolute crazy talk.
Alba is the definition of perfection.
Not even close. She grew up into an awkward body. Women have curves and are beautiful. Girls are all skinny and cute. She has a cute face, but that's it.
Quote from: Nailec on Sep 05, 2009, 10:12 AM
Quote from: Variable on Sep 05, 2009, 06:10 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Sep 05, 2009, 05:56 AM
thank you Trey.... I'm glad some men still like their women curvy.
I LOVE my women curvy. Skin in bones are not attractive at all
are you saying you dont like any model at all?
I don't fucking know. I don't really pay attention to models and other girls ill never meet all that much. What I was saying is that I don't like Jessica Alba because her body sucks. Then I said that IN REAL LIFE I prefer girls with curves to skinny girls. Nothing more or less. K?
Quote from: Jacob on Sep 05, 2009, 10:12 AM
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Sep 05, 2009, 10:03 AM
Quote from: Variable on Sep 05, 2009, 05:54 AM
I'm sorry but there is not an attractive picture in all of this. She has a cute (not beautiful) face. But her body is nasty. Like a 15 year old girl. Fucking pervs.
Crazy talk...absolute crazy talk.
Alba is the definition of perfection.
I can almost agree with this. she's beautiful but not perfect ;)
I like when girls have curves but I also very much prefer thin girls. definitely not skinny, that's just disgusting. but yeah, I guess you could cal be a perv for prefering girls who look like they're 16-18. I would never do anything illegal anyways, so don't worry.
If you dont like skinny girls, then why do you like Alba? Shes straight skinny. Almost looks like some anatomic skeleton display. And most 16-18 year old girls I know have at least started to blossom into a woman and have a few curves. Alba does not, thats why I called her a 15 year old. And yeah, if you like 15 year old girls, youre a perv wether you would actually do it or not. Just go ahead and e-mail nuno into changing your name to pedophile.
What's more perverted, someone who finds Jessica Alba (a grown woman) attractive, or someone who brags on a deftones message board about public fingering of a drunk chick outside of a club? Hmmm...
(http://i35.tinypic.com/11ki8va.jpg)
Quote from: deftonekid on Sep 05, 2009, 04:55 PM
(http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr299/drewhaxta_photo/m_miller.jpg)
dude thats sexy
Quote from: nonesuch on Sep 05, 2009, 10:27 AM
alba is smokin hot, but all of those pics suck, and she's not known for her ass, shes "cute" hot and has a pretty face, inappropriate for this thread
deft11's post is even worse, none of those asses are worth shit
i have some good ones, will post..
Not my fault if u like these kind of asses
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu46/misteri_alone/fat_girl.jpg)
Quote from: TheWatcher on Sep 05, 2009, 06:53 PM
Quote from: deftonekid on Sep 05, 2009, 04:55 PM
(http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr299/drewhaxta_photo/m_miller.jpg)
dude thats sexy
yeah bro, so fuckin' sexy
Quote from: Deft11_17ones on Sep 05, 2009, 10:04 PM
Quote from: nonesuch on Sep 05, 2009, 10:27 AM
alba is smokin hot, but all of those pics suck, and she's not known for her ass, shes "cute" hot and has a pretty face, inappropriate for this thread
deft11's post is even worse, none of those asses are worth shit
i have some good ones, will post..
Not my fault if u like these kind of asses
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu46/misteri_alone/fat_girl.jpg)
she can sit on my face if she wants too lol
goodness^^^^
Quote from: pillswithwine on Sep 05, 2009, 05:33 PM
What's more perverted, someone who finds Jessica Alba (a grown woman) attractive, or someone who brags on a deftones message board about public fingering of a drunk chick outside of a club? Hmmm...
Or someone who lurks and reads conversations between friends about their weekends? Its not bragging, its called sharing. I guess if my life sucked as bad as yours I would view it as bragging too. Would you like details about every time I have sex to jerk off too?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/theisbj17/biel.gif)
That ass almost made me lose my mind when I was in afghanistan. Im not joking at all. I thought I was going to lose it when that scene happened.
Yeah, as shitty as that movie was, that scene was definitely worth it.
was it a shitty movie? I remember it being pretty good. But on deployment everything was good. I think I was on like a month of B movies then that one just came out of no where and I watched it. maybe thats why it was good. Either way. That scene......omg.....thats what being a man is all about.
Quote from: Variable on Sep 06, 2009, 10:50 AM
goodness^^^^Quote from: pillswithwine on Sep 05, 2009, 05:33 PM
What's more perverted, someone who finds Jessica Alba (a grown woman) attractive, or someone who brags on a deftones message board about public fingering of a drunk chick outside of a club? Hmmm...
Or someone who lurks and reads conversations between friends about their weekends? Its not bragging, its called sharing. I guess if my life sucked as bad as yours I would view it as bragging too. Would you like details about every time I have sex to jerk off too?
To go around judging people and calling them pervs and pedophiles for no reason is dumb. Private conversation? Come on man, that's a good one. There are no private conversations on a message board. I don't remember hacking into anyone's email. I'm sure you had ZERO intentions of anyone else reading it, that's why you posted it on Sharing Lungs.
I hope no underage girls saw your balls in the "how big are your balls" thread.
Variable VS. Pillswithwine
Ready ?
Quote from: pillswithwine on Sep 06, 2009, 12:02 PM
Quote from: Variable on Sep 06, 2009, 10:50 AM
goodness^^^^Quote from: pillswithwine on Sep 05, 2009, 05:33 PM
What's more perverted, someone who finds Jessica Alba (a grown woman) attractive, or someone who brags on a deftones message board about public fingering of a drunk chick outside of a club? Hmmm...
Or someone who lurks and reads conversations between friends about their weekends? Its not bragging, its called sharing. I guess if my life sucked as bad as yours I would view it as bragging too. Would you like details about every time I have sex to jerk off too?
To go around judging people and calling them pervs and pedophiles for no reason is dumb. Private conversation? Come on man, that's a good one. There are no private conversations on a message board. I don't remember hacking into anyone's email. I'm sure you had ZERO intentions of anyone else reading it, that's why you posted it on Sharing Lungs.
I hope no underage girls saw your balls in the "how big are your balls" thread.
It's a fucking joke. Of course I don't think guys are pervs for being attracted to Alba, shes a grown ass woman. I'm just giving some guys a hard time for fun. Some people know how to joke around without getting all fucking hurt about it. Guess you didn't gain those social skills because you're too big of a loser to have any friends to interact with. So instead you just lurk on message boards and follow my life. Thats real cool.
And we can also see your reading comprehension sucks. Just go ahead and read back at what I said real quick. Did the word
private appear anywhere? Nope, didn't think so. Kind of made that little rant you just made look real stupid hu?
I said that you read conversations between friends about their weekends. Not that I really care if anyone else reads it or not, but to judge me based on the fact that you think I'm bragging about something when I'm just talking to a friend. Fuck off, thats ridiculous. If I wanted to brag I would have posted that pic in the pic thread and followed it with a story. Or the bull shit thread, or just made my own fucking thread about it. Put it in a place where everyone goes to. I just posted it there because thats where her and I talk the most. And the few other people on this board that I consider friends could look at it too if they cared to. That thing was a fucking essay. I can't believe you read it all when you dont even know me and have the audacity to talk shit to me.
So long story short, you're super fucking lame, you don't know what joking and sarcasm is., you can't read, you went off about something that I said when I didn't even say it, and you're horrible at talking shit. Go back to lurking. Or just go away.
And another victory by TREY.
*snarf*
Haha...*shakes head*
more asses, less buttfucking please
He started it
(http://data55.sevenload.com/slcom/le/ii/imlnpg/wkslkjgikokc.jpg~/Ass-7.jpg)
(http://www.deaddog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/badonkadonk-202.jpg)
Now that's just gross.
Quote from: Variable on Sep 07, 2009, 03:40 AM
(http://www.deaddog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/badonkadonk-202.jpg)
Ohhhhhhhhhh yes....
stop quoting that pic plz
Yeah, that's truly disgusting.
I would fucking destroy that thing.
I'd hit it!
WITH A BULLDOZER
eek...thats a bit much.
Bad one, Trey.
ghetto booty
Quote from: ToneDef on Sep 07, 2009, 11:55 AM
Quote from: Variable on Sep 07, 2009, 03:40 AM
(http://www.deaddog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/badonkadonk-202.jpg)
Ohhhhhhhhhh yes....
Damn, whoever says this shit ain't fly is downright insane. Then again, not every man could handle that.
You guys are so fucking weird.
it doesnt even look natural. that women is pretty thin.
her ass is fat but has somehow a good shape.
i dunno, looks like she has implants in there.
that surely is not how nature wanted women to evolve
also obvious shoop is obvious
yeah, but it still could be implants :)
Nah...all the black women I've seen/met have HUGE asses. It's in their genes.
Yeah they are amazing. I love getting all up in them
Quote from: devilinside on Sep 08, 2009, 04:19 PM
Nah...all the black women I've seen/met have HUGE asses. It's in their genes.
do blacks lay eggs and have to hatch them?
ok that was kinda racist. probablly the evolution gave it to them because they neede more fat in the heat in order to save more water in their body.
man i must sound like Josef Mengele. stop being german nailec. stop that
THEY NEED MORE ROOM FOR FAT BECAUSE DEY EATS DEM KFC ALL DAY LONG OH LAWD LOLOLOL
Quote from: Penicks on Sep 08, 2009, 08:00 PM
THEY NEED MORE ROOM FOR FAT BECAUSE DEY EATS DEM KFC ALL DAY LONG OH LAWD LOLOLOL
yeah now go back to 4chan where you belong
I am not weird. I just think this ass is ugly. Every single person has their own notion of beauty.
Quote from: Vesanic on Sep 08, 2009, 08:24 PM
I am not weird. I just think this ass is ugly. Every single person has their own notion of beauty.
fucking postmodern relativism.
Quote from: Nailec on Sep 08, 2009, 08:22 PM
Quote from: Penicks on Sep 08, 2009, 08:00 PM
THEY NEED MORE ROOM FOR FAT BECAUSE DEY EATS DEM KFC ALL DAY LONG OH LAWD LOLOLOL
yeah now go back to 4chan where you belong
(http://i28.tinypic.com/dlkjdg.jpg)
Quote from: Nailec on Sep 08, 2009, 08:30 PM
Quote from: Vesanic on Sep 08, 2009, 08:24 PM
I am not weird. I just think this ass is ugly. Every single person has their own notion of beauty.
fucking postmodern relativism.
Fucking psuedo-intellectual.
Quote from: Nailec on Sep 08, 2009, 08:30 PM
Quote from: Vesanic on Sep 08, 2009, 08:24 PM
I am not weird. I just think this ass is ugly. Every single person has their own notion of beauty.
fucking postmodern relativism.
Or fucking real fact.
Some guys think this is ugly, some others would fuck it.
Conclusion ?
Everybody has their own notion.
Quote from: Vesanic on Sep 08, 2009, 09:01 PM
Quote from: Nailec on Sep 08, 2009, 08:30 PM
Quote from: Vesanic on Sep 08, 2009, 08:24 PM
I am not weird. I just think this ass is ugly. Every single person has their own notion of beauty.
fucking postmodern relativism.
Or fucking real fact.
Some guys think this is ugly, some others would fuck it.
Conclusion ?
Everybody has their own notion.
you fall for the is-ought-dichotomy.
Quote from: Nailec on Sep 08, 2009, 09:39 PM
you fall for the is-ought-dichotomy.
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9252/29554985.jpg)
no idea what that is. but i guess i lost now!
I remember seeing this black chick with ass like.. I cannot even describe it. My jaw literally opened wide and I had to stop for a while.. it was HUGE. like HUGE. she was generally slim and the ass was like, jesus, I guess it contained 70 percent of her body mass.
I love big asses like that. I mean I love women of all shapes sizes and colors. Same with asses. Most of the asses in this thread have been great ( except for Alba's) I was just throwing in a new flavor.
But yeah. When you get a girl with a big ass like that. Its so much to grab and hold on too. Then if you start doggie style and you can just like RAM the shit of them and its all that wonderfullness there padding them.....I love it.
Quote from: Variable on Sep 08, 2009, 11:32 PM
I love big asses like that. I mean I love women of all shapes sizes and colors. Same with asses. Most of the asses in this thread have been great ( except for Alba's) I was just throwing in a new flavor.
But yeah. When you get a girl with a big ass like that. Its so much to grab and hold on too. Then if you start doggie style and you can just like RAM the shit of them and its all that wonderfullness there padding them.....I love it.
Good man.
indeed
Not my cup of tea. But whatever works...
have you ever tried it?
Sure. Indeed, the sensation of having much stuff in your hand is pretty enjoyable, gotta admit. But it doesn't LOOK good. My excitation decreases when the esthetical aspect sucks, even with great physical sensations.
Ah. lol so you dig it in the dark.....no pun intended
Haha, yeah, that might be a solution... But I like seeing things, when it comes to sex. Although some dark fuck is not that bad.
I was reading that recently they came up with a new ( and probably pretty true and accurate ) theory that early man most likely didn't hunt with weapons and traps. But because of the way our sweat and external cooling systems work compared to animals. We can run and give chase to an animal for miles until they get a heat stroke but our bodies are able to cool. So the article went on to say that the way a males ass is shaped has a lot to do with his ability to run. If a man has a bit of a shapely ass, it gives you a certain posture when you run that gives you a better ability to run and run for a long time. Which of course meant that in hunter gather times, these men would be better providers. They were saying this is the reason women are attracted to mens asses. Like say that of athletes in a baseball game.
I wonder what our primitive nature is telling us to like in a womens ass?
The round shape, I'd say, but it's way too generic.
ha. At least you didn't say "its cushin for the pushin"
But seriously, I'm sure there is a primal reason for it. There is pretty much a primal reason for all attraction.
I just wanted to say that I've always been a boob guy. and I mean to that to the extent that I could barely judge wether an ass was hot or not - I just saw an ass. but I've now become much more of an ass man. maybe I've just had enough of boobs, who knows...
I have always been an ass man. I mean, boobs are cool. But its all about the ass
This just in!: Joanna Newsom has an ass.
(http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n7/htdocs/annabel-mehran-927/1_large.jpg)
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/modestryan/joanna3.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2147/2050107756_f3309ea6d1.jpg)
no way! I always thought she puked out her feces...
(http://plennevaux.be/alexandre/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/20070707www000000029_1368_1.jpg)
I'm an ass man, sure.
Ha ha Moz, good to see you pop out in this thread..... :)
Yeah he had to post in this topic sooner or later.
Of course he had too.... Booty call !
I know. I felt like saying " no shit " after his post
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/IHateAds/SexyVolleyballShorts.png)
*sighs*
omg. why am I all of a sudden extremely interested in volleyball?
That pic is fucking amazing. God I love high school volleyball
Wow, two of the best asses I've ever seen. Yummmmey.
Still one of the lamest sports on earth.
I will NEVER let my daughter play that sport in school...knowing there are people like ya'll taking pics of those girls asses is just gross.
I agree its perverted. But I do it anyways.
what's so wrong about appreciating something beautiful? I will never understand that...
Well I guess nothing if its a college game. But A high school.....come on now. I know I'm being sleezy when I'm looking at that.
it's a college
http://www.albertastars.com/posts.php?forum=13&topic=1385
old news by the way. finished jerking to these a couple years ago.
ben's av just reached a new high of perv.
And OMG to those pics.
dude she's legal now. it's a-ok.
Seriously? I thought she was still 17.
She's 19. But I think my av is the 16 yearish era, my favorite.
Quote from: ben on Sep 11, 2009, 01:43 AM
She's 19. But I think my av is the 16 yearish era, my favorite.
Who's that, btw ?
Emma Watson.
Ok.
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn56/silliybilly/ass.jpg)
Quote from: Jacob on Sep 10, 2009, 09:26 PM
what's so wrong about appreciating something beautiful? I will never understand that...
Like Trey said,nothing if it's college. And from these guys are saying they are college girls..so I guess it's ok. But just keep what you said in mind when/if you ever have a daughter and she plays volleyball and some guys are jerkin it to her ass. I'm pretty sure you'd beat a bitch if you saw someone pointing a camera at her ass. lol
if I saw it, I would beat the crap out of the dude. the same way I'd protect her from all guys she openly dated etc. but I'd be well aware that guys would find her hot, think about her in disgusting ways and so on - and there's absolutely nothing I can do about that. just as long as I don't have to see it or hear it I just don't care. and as long as no one harms my daughter, of course.
whats disgusting about wanting to have sex with a sexy girl??
It is natural I suppose. But in our society, under a certain age, this has just become the accepted norm brother.
ok, less talky more assy
(http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/854/1252591559403.jpg) (http://img2.imageshack.us/i/1252591559403.jpg/)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c373/-cat/sex/14559_1217860999_ass.gif)
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4947/hotchickwow4.jpg)
Quote from: Variable on Sep 09, 2009, 04:34 AM
Ah. lol so you dig it in the dark.....no pun intended
pshhhhh ahahahahaha that's fucking terrible!!
Quote from: Vesanic on Sep 13, 2009, 03:50 PM
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4947/hotchickwow4.jpg)
nice
Dunno.
Just wrote " hot chick " on google images.
it's rob schneider
Quote from: Vesanic on Sep 14, 2009, 01:43 AM
Dunno.
Just wrote " hot chick " on google images.
I dunno why, but I lol'd.
Cool, then.
(http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy301/alvarezbassist18/0419090049.jpg)
Yeah
gotta love the whale tail
Now I ask myself what Trey asked some days ago.
Why are we, men, attracted so much by boobs and asses ?
It's written in our DNA. Think about how animals display themselves when courting one another. The more attractive and healthier you are, the better chance you have of producing awesome offspring to carry on your genes. It's all biological science.
do you think biological science explains why black dudes love the buhdonkadonk so much? i'd like to hear the theory behind that one haha.
Well I think the real superficial reason why black men love the buhdonkadonk so much is because it's aesthetically pleasing to the eye. You hear it in rap songs, see it on the album covers, t-shirts..everything.
Either that or they just love big fat asses to slap like drums.
:D
Nice one, Shine.
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2472/1253656881514.jpg) (http://img27.imageshack.us/i/1253656881514.jpg/)
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5655/1253656984100.jpg) (http://img87.imageshack.us/i/1253656984100.jpg/)
Quote from: shine down unshy on Sep 16, 2009, 10:31 PM
It's written in our DNA. Think about how animals display themselves when courting one another. The more attractive and healthier you are, the better chance you have of producing awesome offspring to carry on your genes. It's all biological science.
But its written for what evolutionary reason? Like I gave a theory for why females are attracted to shapely man ass because it makes you a better runner thus a better hunter. What is the evolutionary reason we like bib tits and nice female ass?
We like big tits because they were seen as a sign of fertility, and obviously we would want offspring to carry on our genes.
Not sure about the ass though.
Big ass generally means big hips which is great for childbirth. So when we see a big ass what we're really seeing is hips that could give birth to an elephant.
perhaps there is no evolutionary reason for everything?
perhaps its psychology?
It reminds me of the video we watched in high school about the samurai crabs in Japan. Fisherman would catch crabs that had shells that vaguely looked like the mask of samurai warriors and they would throw them back into the water. Over the years more and more were able to breed with the same shells because the fisherman wouldn't touch them. Eventually there were large populations of crabs with the design. So, it' could be a combination of both.
Seriously, SharingLungs is the only place where you can get into a philosophical debate about...
an ass.
These are things I think about when Im looking at girls in bars and clubs
We, men, are great mysteries.
Quote from: defskull on Sep 23, 2009, 05:36 AM
Big ass generally means big hips which is great for childbirth. So when we see a big ass what we're really seeing is hips that could give birth to an elephant.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Livewire on Sep 23, 2009, 05:32 AM
We like big tits because they were seen as a sign of fertility,
Quote from: defskull on Sep 23, 2009, 05:36 AM
Big ass generally means big hips which is great for childbirth. So when we see a big ass what we're really seeing is hips that could give birth to an elephant.
these are true statements
Quote from: Nailec on Sep 22, 2009, 11:34 PM
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2472/1253656881514.jpg) (http://img27.imageshack.us/i/1253656881514.jpg/)
Hello.
Quote from: Vesanic on Sep 23, 2009, 11:51 AM
Seriously, SharingLungs is the only place where you can get into a philosophical debate about...
an ass.
lol
Im so happy I started this.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Kd6vhW0dW5E/Shq-oUPuUxI/AAAAAAAAByM/Mt006Z0K738/s400/ASSEATING.jpg)
beautiful
Quote from: MeR on Sep 24, 2009, 02:44 AM
Im so happy I started this.
The feeling is mutual
http://www.redtube.com/10147
lolllllll
What the fuck indeed............
...
hahaha no one else thinks that's hilarious?
you guys are so immature, i tell ya.
You laugh because you see girls farting on each other's face, and you call us immature ?
Yeah, that makes sense.
hey farting's hilarious
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Sep 24, 2009, 05:53 PM
hey farting's hilarious
Farting " normally " is funny. A girl farting on another girl's face and seeing her enjoying it as if it were a good smell is disgusting and fucking retarded.
Quote from: Vesanic on Sep 24, 2009, 05:39 PM
You laugh because you see girls farting on each other's face, and you call us immature ?
Yeah, that makes sense.
Your sense of irony very nearly rivals clairvoyance.
And I'm well aware of it being disgusting, that's why it's so funny, duhhhh. I feel like its humor should be self explanatory.
everyone knows when girls have a little backdoor breeze, it smells like flowers and prairies.
Yeah, and my shit probably tastes like chocolate.
in what way is that not funny? trust me, I'm sending that to everyone I know right now!
Humor is a subjective notion. I think it's gross, and not in the funny way, that's all.
laughed my ass off to be honest
i thought it was funny. especially when their buttholes pucker when its passing :D
I thought it was funny. It didnt really turn me on though.
Ok, so i'm the only one not to find this sick thing funny.
Opinions vary, beautiful treasure.
the funny outweighed the sick
Quote from: wither-I on Sep 24, 2009, 10:19 PM
i thought it was funny. especially when their buttholes pucker when its passing :D
be honest you got turned on seeing those assholes wink
I think that shit was mad funny
homie got all offended and shit aha
Quote from: Vesanic on Sep 24, 2009, 11:35 PM
Ok, so i'm the only one not to find this sick thing funny.
Opinions vary, beautiful treasure.
na bro. Im with you. I had to turn that shit off at least before half way though. That was gross
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg101/jasonmiller77/BrazillianFartPort.jpg)
that's all.
(http://wac.10f4.edgecastcdn.net/8010F4/warmingglow.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mary-louise-parker-ass.jpg)
MLP!!
Her and Tina Fey are the two hottest MILFS alive.
shes kind of losing it I think
/thread
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/52ed4672ab3a503eb789fc8d48852c7665642332_m.jpg)
MLP is hot, but honestly her character on weeds gets on my nerves so fucking bad
Yeah like she used to be cool. But now shes just annoying. Especially the whole " Im naive and can do whatever I want because I'm hot and everyone wants to fuck me. " that bitch would be dead or sex trafficked in 3 days if she was really playing in the world she entered around season 3.
Quote from: penguin in the desert on Oct 05, 2009, 11:03 AM
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Hot and class at the same time, I like that.
clASS
[youtube=425,350]rHd8XRx9g6Y[/youtube] .
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Sep 24, 2009, 04:30 PM
http://www.redtube.com/10147
lolllllll
ELL OH FUCKING ELL
vida use to have a great ass... i guess she lost it...
Thread of the year?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PEfipzKxPMI/SAuWrIG6foI/AAAAAAAADAo/g7PVTNVnv1o/s400/camilsacreu.jpg)
Her thighs are way too big.
Probably a repost, but definitely deserving.
The Immaculate Vida.
(http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/vida-guerra.jpg)
vida is so overated
you are overrated
(http://www.bigbootyheaven.com/Images/2007/09/caroline-pierce-1.jpg)
Vida is such a butterface it's not even funny.
The goal is not to be funny.
Quote from: defskull on Oct 11, 2009, 05:07 PM
Vida is such a butterface it's not even funny.
it's the ass thread, not the face thread...
(http://thecampusthrone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/keyra_agustina_01_008.jpg)
(http://www.2oceansvibe.com/photo_galleries/keyra-web/images/keyra_agustina_01_012.jpg)
:D
god thats ridiculous
Quote from: JorgeProduce on Oct 17, 2009, 04:47 AM
(http://thecampusthrone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/keyra_agustina_01_008.jpg)
(http://www.2oceansvibe.com/photo_galleries/keyra-web/images/keyra_agustina_01_012.jpg)
:D
very nice shape
I've seen her before. Always nice.. You guys will like this http://www.guba.com/watch/3000016511/Keyra-Agustina-Compilation
On topic:
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pJpjrvnqNTk&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pJpjrvnqNTk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Keyra is awesome, her pics are worth for many drools and looks
Quote from: JorgeProduce on Oct 17, 2009, 04:47 AM
(http://www.2oceansvibe.com/photo_galleries/keyra-web/images/keyra_agustina_01_012.jpg)
:D indeed !!!!
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v309/4/6/8313399218/n8313399218_636915_2854.jpg)
yay for WHORES!
yaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i wuv whores
(http://www.selenaspice.com/hosted/spicy_latina/4/images/SelenaSpice11.jpg)
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2637/sanstitre1ld.png)
:o
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smFW9BPh9Lw#)
Dios mio.
my jaw actually dropped when she turned around. for reals.
Why? It was pretty obvious from the size of her hips that she was going to have a nice ass.
Quote from: defskull on Oct 22, 2009, 08:57 PM
Why? It was pretty obvious from the size of her hips that she was going to have a nice ass.
agreed. nice ass
Quote from: deftonekid on Oct 23, 2009, 01:44 AM
Quote from: defskull on Oct 22, 2009, 08:57 PM
Why? It was pretty obvious from the size of her hips that she was going to have a nice ass.
agreed. nice ass
+ 1
more farting videos
I'm almost tempted to post a picture of my ass on here.
Almost.
Quote from: chick de la lynch on Feb 24, 2010, 01:53 AM
I'm almost tempted to post a picture of my ass on here.
Almost.
do it. haha. :p
American Apparel Best Bum Contest.
lots of ass, but you gotta sift through the (ahem) shitty ones to get the gold.
EDIT: I seriously forgot I started this thread
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krnrdeqWvu1qzy9ouo1_500.jpg)
Who is this?
I don't know.
Quote from: Vesanic on Mar 09, 2010, 01:34 AM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krnrdeqWvu1qzy9ouo1_500.jpg)
HELLO!? WHO IS SHE? OR COULD POST SOME MORE OF THAT LOL
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx2iv6iRH91qzy9ouo1_500.jpg)
kari sweets has the BEST ass on the planet.
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p162/superroop/karisweets-94-47-lg.jpg?t=1268408808)
eh. far from the best bro
(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/252747895.gif)
Dude... ::)
how has this thread evaded me so long! much love for all contributors i will attempt to find some from my wank bank!
(http://i41.tinypic.com/1zgz6s0.jpg)
Good old Alexis Texas
;D I like
She's one of those girls that, even after like a solid month of fucking her nightly, I'd be spraying my juice over that ass within a minute every time. It would take a while to conquer.
Quote from: ToneDef on Apr 15, 2010, 09:49 PM
She's one of those girls that, even after like a solid month of fucking her nightly, I'd be spraying my juice over that ass within a minute every time. It would take a while to conquer.
LMFAO Agreed sir. And very well spoken. 8) You need to post more of her.
Quote from: ToneDef on Apr 15, 2010, 09:49 PM
She's one of those girls that, even after like a solid month of fucking her nightly, I'd be spraying my juice over that ass within a minute every time. It would take a while to conquer.
This is the post of the year.
Quote from: Vesanic on Apr 15, 2010, 09:55 PM
Quote from: ToneDef on Apr 15, 2010, 09:49 PM
She's one of those girls that, even after like a solid month of fucking her nightly, I'd be spraying my juice over that ass within a minute every time. It would take a while to conquer.
This is the post of the year.
100% Agreed! :)
Quote from: ToneDef on Apr 15, 2010, 09:44 PM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/1zgz6s0.jpg)
Good old Alexis Texas
That's fucking disgusting.
thank you. sure, asses are fine. but that... thing... is not.
Haha, well personally I'd fucking smash it.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/103571524_1fdb10ece6.jpg)
Nice. :-)
Quote from: Jacob on Apr 15, 2010, 10:41 PM
thank you. sure, asses are fine. but that... thing... is not.
Quote from: deftjess on Apr 22, 2010, 05:49 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/103571524_1fdb10ece6.jpg)
i was trying to remember the name of that girl to post her on here, always remember she had an amazing ass, but google is a bit vague when you type latina with amazing ass. so thanks
Here's another
(http://www.selenaspice.com/hosted/knockout_top/1/images/SelenaSpice02.jpg)
(http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/kari_sweets_170/kari_sweets_170_015.jpg)
(http://yourdailygirls.com/galleries/kari_sweets_165/kari_sweets_165_010.jpg)
runner up for my favorite ass is...
http://xogogo.com/videos/8535/porn-queen-amy-reid-fucks.html (http://xogogo.com/videos/8535/porn-queen-amy-reid-fucks.html)
AMY REID <33333333333
Quote from: Vesanic on Apr 24, 2010, 11:35 PM
AMY REID <33333333333
oh i know man. she's my favorite.
(http://www.instablogsgallery.com/gallery/2008/03/04/stacy-keibler_3862.jpg)
DAYUM :D
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m17/macafer/hermanas-davalos6.jpg)
Beautiful colombian twins
I would have any of those
^ they all look the same 2 me.... but hey who cares lol
This thread makes me weak at the knees.
^ good ass over boobs everytime
Agreed! :)
no wai.
ass>tits
always the first thing i notice.
you can do more with asses if you catch my flow.
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/109/0000012652ba8816c3863e6.jpg)
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/5995/5z533wnix5.jpg)
(http://api.ning.com/files/QaB4tnXYpAsg39c*MVckjJEbbHGx9vpfUqBBerMAAfPBWCmQ7xmfJOudq5eDZ9sqhJokFa0LJLB*SYP2YRObTum4DkNS5sxT/cocobigbooty.jpg)
(http://www.fratfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nicole-coco-austin-7.jpg)
gotta love me some coco lol
(http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/hiphop/story_large/2009/08/11/amber_rose.jpg)
Quote from: wax on May 14, 2010, 09:49 PM
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/5995/5z533wnix5.jpg)
Oh yeah babe, now THAT are some sexy curves. I cummed even before unzipping my stuff.
Hmm, this thread just took an unpleasant turn.
@ Wax and Watcher:
You are disgusting.
lol ok?
(http://nudemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/vida_guerra.jpg)
good ol vida!
(http://i.imgur.com/7rDUn.gif)
(http://pornstarjuliabond.com/img/booty.jpg)
(http://www.heaven666.org/galleries/booty-contest/booty-contest-15.jpg)
(http://www.heaven666.org/galleries/booty-contest/booty-contest-14.jpg)
(http://www.heaven666.org/galleries/booty-contest/booty-contest-10.jpg)
^ i guess they dont host lol
(http://www.meubiquini.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/jane.thumbnail.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/Jaguar2G/Chicks/andressa2.gif)
those last two are just fat asses, i like a thick set girl but jesus H.
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/booty.jpg)
Quote from: defskull on May 24, 2010, 04:47 PM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/booty.jpg)
who is that?
No idea. Just saw it on some website and thought it was appropriate for here.
Quote from: defskull on May 25, 2010, 11:10 PM
No idea. Just saw it on some website and thought it was appropriate for here.
not bad
not bad at all. I just want to stick my face in there and go to sleep.
Quote from: Variable on May 27, 2010, 07:08 AM
not bad at all. I just want to stick my face in there and go to sleep.
+1 lol
Quote from: Deft11_17ones on Sep 03, 2009, 04:52 PM
Quote from: Penicks on Sep 03, 2009, 04:48 PM
i just looooove two flaps of fat meat with a hole between them that excretes feces
Hahahaha that description is the best
LOL for real..funniest thing I've read in a while because honestly, it's true and that sucks lol.
those are all way too big.
4 me the bigger the betta.
Quote from: m1nusblindfoLd on May 28, 2010, 04:29 AM
Quote from: Deft11_17ones on Sep 03, 2009, 04:52 PM
Quote from: Penicks on Sep 03, 2009, 04:48 PM
i just looooove two flaps of fat meat with a hole between them that excretes feces
Hahahaha that description is the best
LOL for real..funniest thing I've read in a while because honestly, it's true and that sucks lol.
I don't give a shit what comes out. It's what goes in that interest me.
Quote from: TheWatcher on May 28, 2010, 04:38 AM
4 me the bigger the betta.
indeed. I mean, to a point.
Quote from: stapezee on May 28, 2010, 04:36 AM
those are all way too big.
Spinal Tap-Big Bottoms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzsWuqNlLK4#)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v169/180/81/500359639/n500359639_271140_7078.jpg)
I suddenly miss America
Lol fag.
That doesn't even make sense. Homophobia is gay Romain.
I think you're gayer than homophobia Trey....
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2010, 03:48 PM
Homophobia is gay
Hey...I have a tshirt that says that!!!!
I know this. I pay attention ;)
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 02, 2010, 04:58 PM
I think you're gayer than homophobia Trey....
You're French. All gay jokes are automatically null and void from you.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2010, 05:36 PM
You're French. All gay jokes are automatically null and void from you.
Stereotypes about a whole nation are gayer than homophobia. :D
Even though you are right. ;D
I know. They want me to drink water from Belleau Wood tomorrow. I'm afraid ill get the gay French gene :(
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2010, 03:30 PM
I suddenly miss America
Yeah dude, gotta love seeing skanks from high school when you go to the club for your buddy's bday. That is what we're defending from the terrorists.
And now I suddenly feel a lot more motivated to do my job.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2010, 08:08 PM
And now I suddenly feel a lot more motivated to do my job.
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your countries skanks
I'm proud to protect and serve.
Namm had a better soundtrack
Quote from: goldpony on Jun 02, 2010, 09:27 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2010, 08:08 PM
And now I suddenly feel a lot more motivated to do my job.
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your countries skanks
LOLZ
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niiiice.
Now that's a lovely ass.
wa wa wee wa !!
I think the search for the perfect ass is over. we have found truth.
it was a good run boys
if you mean the ass i posted, im not too sure. sure the ass is fine, but it appears to me that this women has serious lordisis and this probablly emphazises their ass. dunno if that is a good trade for her.
Quote from: Nailec on Jun 07, 2010, 10:15 PM
if you mean the ass i posted, im not too sure. sure the ass is fine, but it appears to me that this women has serious lordisis and this probablly emphazises their ass. dunno if that is a good trade for her.
so what its good 4 us :)
http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/1341/Neo25WP2006_Keeley_Hazell_38.jpg (http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/1341/Neo25WP2006_Keeley_Hazell_38.jpg)
Quote from: Nailec on Jun 07, 2010, 10:15 PM
if you mean the ass i posted, im not too sure. sure the ass is fine, but it appears to me that this women has serious lordisis and this probablly emphazises their ass. dunno if that is a good trade for her.
dude what are you talking about? There is no way you can tell that from that pic. She was probably just posing, maybe a bit awkwardly becaues she is an amateur and she was nervous. Or maybe just to help get her dunk posted online. Just let a good thing be good.
And it's lordosis, just so you know.
kekekekekekeke
way to draw an assumption.
and just so you know i just so happen to have a lordosis fetish...
ridin bareback on saddleback ya dig
Quoteand just so you know i just so happen to have a lordosis fetish...
(http://www.ratemyvomit.com/images/ul/vomit-195.jpeg)
Quote from: wither-I on Jun 09, 2010, 02:58 PM
way to draw an assumption.
and just so you know i just so happen to have a lordosis fetish...
ridin bareback on saddleback ya dig
word
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb267/JDMDream74/Girls/SUNESSIS.jpg)
A+
Very nice. Who is this?
Nice.
Quote from: defskull on Jun 12, 2010, 02:52 AM
A+
Very nice. Who is this?
i really have no idea but my most educated of guesses is Marissa Miller. She's foxy.
i think it is Marissa Miller. but really, whoever it is i would take a bite outta that ass.
ok,i need some help. i just cant figure out which butt is the cutest.any ideas? i just know there's some ass pro's in this thread
2nd from the left.
Why the hell is his ass so low?
Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on Jun 14, 2010, 06:52 AM
2nd from the left.
Why the hell is his ass so low?
i dunno, too much junk in the trunk i think. it runs in his family. god just made them that way :)
Dude is all torso, no legs.
Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on Jun 14, 2010, 10:38 AM
Dude is all torso, no legs.
he just have to date girls who like those kind of men then. "its raining all torso men halelulja "
I am obsessed with his torso to legs ratio.
Quote from: andy.mufflers on Jun 14, 2010, 06:40 AM
ok,i need some help. i just cant figure out which butt is the cutest.any ideas? i just know there's some ass pro's in this thread
Why can't I see shit except « Last Edit: Today at 20:29:19 by Vesanic » !?!?!?!?
Cause someone posted some asses in the ass thread !???
Way to go buddy...
Because that stupid picture of my blogspot was posted again.
Calm the fuck down, " buddy ".
mwahahaha, I was not expecting that... Still funny though... :)
so does this mean andy = jesus?
Yes.
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk173/_Draykos_/miss-reef-contest-babe-7.jpg)
nom nom nom
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/235/original/Relevant_to_interests_hedgehog.jpg)
this is also relevant to your name
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/14837/Girl-cant-fit-her-ass-in-skirt.gif)
Yes!
oh my god that just gets stuffed inside those shorts. coincidentally, i would stuff something of mine all up in those buns.
(http://secrethandshake.org/clients/TYKU/contest/machform/data/form_5/files/element_4-117-julia_bond_large.jpg)
well hello, lol
^
yeah julia bond has a pretty epic ass.
and shes only 23. haha
Quote from: theis on Aug 11, 2010, 11:00 PM
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/14837/Girl-cant-fit-her-ass-in-skirt.gif)
nice forearms
looks like the arms of a man.
hahaha. yeah. very veiny.
Why the fuck are you guys looking at her arms?
Julia bond was hot before all the tattoos.
Quote from: lithium on Aug 12, 2010, 11:52 PM
Julia bond was hot before all the tattoos.
yeah usually i'm all for them but it kinda ruined her a bit. also after all the shit i've seen her in i probably wouldn't fuck her. needle down a hallway probably.
Quote from: theis on Aug 12, 2010, 09:49 PM
Why the fuck are you guys looking at her arms?
hahaah cause they are right near her ass lol
...
Quote from: Sinatra on Aug 12, 2010, 04:10 PM
(http://secrethandshake.org/clients/TYKU/contest/machform/data/form_5/files/element_4-117-julia_bond_large.jpg)
well hello, lol
moar please...
ask and you shall receive. Julia Bond.
(http://www.weblo.com/asset_images/large/Julia_Bond_47948016b22a3.jpg)
(http://www.juliabond.babesfanclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/julia-bond-dirt-bike-03.jpg)
an oldie
(http://www.rocksonico.com/blogs/sexo/Julia-Bond2.jpg)
(http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Julia_Bond/218517/Julia_Bond.jpg)
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb167/guthas2002/Julia%20Bond/JuliaBond1.jpg)
(http://images49.fotosik.pl/54/bebb5f480d5e2868.jpg)
(http://www.lezsohbet.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Julia-Bond.jpg)
these have nudity
[spoiler](http://plib.brazzers.com/554p/img/10.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://gh3photos.freeones.com//j_babes/Julia_Bond_010/images/DSC_0013_JPG_jpg%5B1%5D.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://gh4photos.freeones.com//j_babes/Julia_Bond_010/images/DSC_0011_JPG_jpg%5B1%5D.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://pps.glamourtryouts.com/download/414/7/IMG_6492.jpg)[/spoiler]
[spoiler](http://uploader.ws/upload/200901/juliabondhor_big_img4.jpg)[/spoiler]
aaand for good measure (or measurments)
NOT JULIA BOND (obviously)
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6619/bebad.jpg)
;D
milla jovovich fans?
(http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1008/milla-jovovich-maxim-russia-02.jpg)
Quote from: sing blue silver on Aug 23, 2010, 09:48 PM
NOT JULIA BOND (obviously)
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6619/bebad.jpg)
;D
Who is this?
(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/5172/7975015maxim48florenciaza0.jpg) (http://img353.imageshack.us/i/7975015maxim48florenciaza0.jpg/)
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(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9571/melina4lw6.jpg) (http://img90.imageshack.us/i/melina4lw6.jpg/)
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Jesus!!!!!!!!!! those are some great asses
(http://nappa.kuvat.fi/rachelmcadams.gif)
fascinating
(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kim_kardashian_naked_silver_paint_2-450x587.jpg)
Does anyone notice the person attached to this ass?
(http://www.hardcore-party-girls.com/pictures/actiongirls5/actiongirlsjessica014.jpg)
(http://www.hardcore-party-girls.com/pictures/actiongirls5/actiongirlsjessica021.jpg)
I don't understand why porn chicks rock the lip implants. It looks fucking ridiculous.
Quote from: svjchtr on Sep 15, 2010, 07:57 PM
(http://nappa.kuvat.fi/rachelmcadams.gif)
fascinating
Oh my lord
Quote from: Crazylegs on Jan 02, 2011, 02:19 AM
I don't understand why porn chicks rock the lip implants. It looks fucking ridiculous.
Funny you say that cuz she's not a porn chick, and although they're pretty crazy, i'm pretty sure her lips are real. Alot of those brazilian chicks have very shapely lips. You might be right though, i'm not positive, guess she's not your cup of tea.
Quote from: Crazylegs on Jan 02, 2011, 02:19 AM
I don't understand why porn chicks rock the lip implants. It looks fucking ridiculous.
Ever heard of DSLs? If not, then I understand why you would post this.
Still, I don't know why it's desireable to look like that. Unless you're trying to say that they're lips just turned out that way after sucking on one too many cocks.
lol no.
It just looks good to guys sitting at home masturbating to these girls giving blow jobs. They do look stupid in every day normal life. But in the porn world, they look good. And these girls are all competing to fuck the cock that gets them the most money. And there can only be one....or maybe two or three...at the same time.
Dude i had no idea rachel mcadams' butt was that insanely glorious. She is such a fox.
Okay, picture this. If you were a New York Jet, could you resist cat calling a newscaster that looked like this?
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/395/570/600full-ines-sainz_display_image.jpg?1284520485)
(http://newsoholics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ines-sainz.jpg)
Bear in mind, a significant portion of the players are roided-out brothas.
Quote from: Variable on Jan 02, 2011, 05:00 PM
lol no.
It just looks good to guys sitting at home masturbating to these girls giving blow jobs. They do look stupid in every day normal life. But in the porn world, they look good. And these girls are all competing to fuck the cock that gets them the most money. And there can only be one....or maybe two or three...at the same time.
I dunno man, a lot of those chicks looked wayyy better pre-lip implants. I'm by no means a purist, I mean there's nothing better than a great pair of natural titties, but am not against a good-lookin boob job. They just look ridiculous on some chicks, regardless of whether they are trying to look more like a porn star or not. Cases in point: Lela Star and ashleyscandy.com
I wanna see her bend over. Just to see if those jeans tear at all. And to take a bite.
I wonder what kind of personality she has.
Quote from: downtownpony on Jan 04, 2011, 09:13 AM
I wonder what kind of personality she has.
FANTASTIC. +1000
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Jan 02, 2011, 10:53 PM
Dude i had no idea rachel mcadams' butt was that insanely glorious. She is such a fox.
Okay, picture this. If you were a New York Jet, could you resist cat calling a newscaster that looked like this?
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/395/570/600full-ines-sainz_display_image.jpg?1284520485)
(http://newsoholics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ines-sainz.jpg)
Bear in mind, a significant portion of the players are roided-out brothas.
Quote from: Variable on Jan 02, 2011, 05:00 PM
lol no.
It just looks good to guys sitting at home masturbating to these girls giving blow jobs. They do look stupid in every day normal life. But in the porn world, they look good. And these girls are all competing to fuck the cock that gets them the most money. And there can only be one....or maybe two or three...at the same time.
I dunno man, a lot of those chicks looked wayyy better pre-lip implants. I'm by no means a purist, I mean there's nothing better than a great pair of natural titties, but am not against a good-lookin boob job. They just look ridiculous on some chicks, regardless of whether they are trying to look more like a porn star or not. Cases in point: Lela Star and ashleyscandy.com
No I agree. I don't like them either. I was just answering the question as to why they get them
Quote from: downtownpony on Jan 04, 2011, 09:13 AM
I wonder what kind of personality she has.
that was a lollercoaster ride.
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Jan 02, 2011, 10:53 PM
Dude i had no idea rachel mcadams' butt was that insanely glorious. She is such a fox.
Which post shows Rachel Mcadams' butt? Was it this one? Because if it is, damn.
Quote from: svjchtr on Sep 15, 2010, 07:57 PM
(http://nappa.kuvat.fi/rachelmcadams.gif)
fascinating
From what I've read, she had a body double for that movie.
(http://www1.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Rachel+McAdams+Set+Morning+Glory+9xax6ddHk9Yl.jpg)
so i jerked it to a body double?
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Quote from: Livewire on Jan 09, 2011, 06:39 PM
From what I've read, she had a body double for that movie.
(http://www1.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Rachel+McAdams+Set+Morning+Glory+9xax6ddHk9Yl.jpg)
She looks like she has quite the booty in this picture too.
She better. Thats what shes getting paid for
Quote from: Variable on Jan 09, 2011, 10:08 PM
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Who cares it's still a great booty of a hot female
I know. But it just made her that much hotter when I though that was her ass. Plus its always fun to actually see some skin of a celebrity woman. I mean I have seen thousands of naked women in porns and stuff. But it's always more exciting to see when like Halle Berry showed her tits or Eva Mendez, even though it was very brief in both those examples.
Yeah, celebrity porn turns me on. I have that one night in paris uploaded onto my PS3 and watch it quite often.
I guess that's the only one that's good though. I dont like Kardashians porn because there's a black dude in it, and I dont like Chyna's cause she looks like a dude.
.
yeah that's a nice butt i guess.
\would go ass to mouth.
sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
No no no you never go ass to mouth!
(http://i.imgur.com/eFCtZ.jpg)
Quote from: defTHE1s on Feb 12, 2011, 02:01 AM
Just found this:
(http://i.imgur.com/88gje.gif)
and I think it's amazing :D
Who's the slut?
it's like the thong is getting sucked into her butthole. amazing.
(http://thumbnails7.imagebam.com/11602/77bdb2116010682.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/77bdb2116010682)
Quote from: Starz on Feb 24, 2011, 07:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eFCtZ.jpg)
^
Who. Is. That.
Quote from: theis on Feb 24, 2011, 07:42 PM
Quote from: defTHE1s on Feb 12, 2011, 02:01 AM
Just found this:
(http://i.imgur.com/88gje.gif)
and I think it's amazing :D
Who's the slut?
:o Mesmerizing lol
Quote from: RoyalDeftonicBoy on Feb 26, 2011, 04:23 AM
(http://thumbnails7.imagebam.com/11602/77bdb2116010682.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/77bdb2116010682)
Weak.
Hell, that's the kind of shapes you wanna touch with your hands and cock without even wondering.
(http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/2117625/grabbed-groped-and-spread-o.gif)
(http://attach.getjetso.com/forum/attachments/month_1103/20110311_1b08a9e951cfe43e242fBndJaHkczmEa.jpg?name=1.jpg)
what about asses with pimples all over them? Those are hot!
glad to see there is still some quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaality
Quote from: Sinatra on Feb 26, 2011, 06:39 AM
Quote from: theis on Feb 24, 2011, 07:42 PM
Quote from: defTHE1s on Feb 12, 2011, 02:01 AM
Just found this:
(http://i.imgur.com/88gje.gif)
and I think it's amazing :D
Who's the slut?
:o Mesmerizing lol
This literally pisses me off more than turns me on.
how come?
also, tights are not substitutes for pants. i hate it when girls wear tights and think it's ok to forego wearing pants or a skirt.
Quote from: blixa on Apr 28, 2011, 04:17 PM
how come?
maybe because it doesn't show any skin. or.. because the face on her is annyoing, and then you get annoyed by her ass aswell.
nice butt on an irritating person= irritating butt. just something to think about til he arrives
Yeah....you can tell that chicks voice is one that would have you internally whispering the mantra never hit a woman never hit a woman. It really pisses me off when chicks in pornos do the ridiculous dirty talk thing...I love a bit of dirty talk as much as the next person with blood pumping through their veins - but when its all that 'Yeahyeahyeah baby thats it..you like that dont you, Im going to punish you yeeeeeaaaahhhhh(said through gritted teeth and in a weird whiny tone)', and so on, it returns the blood to my brain and sparks the realisation Im lying in a bedroom in the middle of the day with cleanup products at the ready and I really pathetic. dulcit tones are best...the modern day porno chicks are generally crap. I recommend you search the vintage section of you preferred porn tube site.
that's why i watch gay porn. the guys are so much hotter.
Thats the thing about gay porn though - its rare you have guys in it that actually are gay. Money grabbin bastards.
i still prefer them to the hugely unappealing men in hetero porn.
to be honest, i can watch françois sagat have sex with anything.
Quote from: lukas989 on Apr 28, 2011, 05:03 PM
Thats the thing about gay porn though - its rare you have guys in it that actually are gay. Money grabbin bastards.
Well gay or not, they are dudes inserting their penises in each other so....
Quote from: tarkil on Apr 29, 2011, 06:57 AM
Quote from: lukas989 on Apr 28, 2011, 05:03 PM
Thats the thing about gay porn though - its rare you have guys in it that actually are gay. Money grabbin bastards.
Well gay or not, they are dudes inserting their penises in each other so....
I hear you - but the one thing about porn - I want to believe. I could stick my penis into a bunghole, but if Im wearing an expression that says, 'Help me! I dont want to be here...Im just a poor desperate fool with no money,' it takes away the sexiness bigtime. Theres got to be enthusiasm...not too much as touched upon before (the ridiculous kind), but enough to suggest the performers dont even realise the cameras there - theyre horny and theyre loving the action.
you could say the same thing as women who do girl on girl porn. you will find that they are all not necessarily lesbians. amateur porn is also rather interesting. i watched one a few weeks ago that had bone thugs-n-harmony playing in the background.
Absolutely - and to be honest I kinda find lesbian porn pretty god dang boring, so if its forced its like watching paint dry. Amateur porn is all fine and well...but I like production value - something that suggests theres good reason these two (or more) are fornicating, other than a couple of dudes giving a chick a bunch of dough to come to their house, utter a couple of sentences of gibberish, and get straight to it.
If i WAS a man. I'd be an ASS man. :P
(http://i.imgur.com/JLNg2.gif)
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Jun 10, 2011, 04:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/JLNg2.gif)
Gross...
I was in one of the many gay-zones of Seattle today. I saw so much man ass...I will never be the same.
'
this page has an alarming 'posts with asses' to 'posts with text' ratio.
(http://i.imgur.com/dTxF1.jpg)
<3
now in technicolor: http://i.imgur.com/OebdW.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/OebdW.jpg)
my girl Scarlett?
She already has the hottest boobs on Earth, that's pretty unfair for all the other girls.
no wai
Boner.
oh Scarlett... FAP FAP FAP
How the hell did you find this ?
he took the pics, that sonovabitch
Haha. It's all over the internet now. She's perfect. <3
you're not kidding
that dumb whore refused to make me a ham sammich so that's what she gets
Pic dead so to keep us all happy
(http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2000/08/scarlett_johansson_naked_leaked_nudes_2.jpg?__nored=1)
you're a saint.
.
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/def_korn/2.jpg)
(http://freesashagrey.com/files/2010/12/hot_sasha_grey.jpg)
Sasha Grey... nice.
you a sasha grey appreciator too, man?
I know of her yes haha
aha i see. cool, man.
i have to say some of you guys got great taste. i outta post a few more girls at a later date, try and contribute. i know a few fine asses, lol.
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=i_hate_sasha (http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=i_hate_sasha)
lol, interesting read.
fyi, i think shes hot and i'd totally fuck her. thats the end of it. i dont give a shit about anything further than her porn. so shoot me. ;D
U mad Penicks?
(http://i.imgur.com/QuOc9.jpg)
Quote from: theis on Jan 12, 2012, 10:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QuOc9.jpg)
I'm illthrowROCKS@U and I approve this message.
git 'er bun
(http://i.imgur.com/kQG0H.gif)
Quote from: normsteez on Sep 25, 2012, 08:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kQG0H.gif)
put me off my kebab
Quote from: theis on Jan 12, 2012, 10:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QuOc9.jpg)
cool undies. i want some.
.
I am only getting fucked by beautiful ass of woman