!!!
hell yeah, mine's marked for saturday around 11:30. high five!!
haha sweet *high five
Mine is scheduled on Christmas. Nice gift, I'd say.
Should definitely be within the next two weeks.
edit: Well, I was right, it was this past Tuesday.
put them hoes on a schedule ya dig
do that chore like cinderella ya dig
im all about balls and banquets ya dig
but the callender says we got a curfew ya dig
best be out that door once the deed be done ya dig
no hangin around snuggle bug in the rug ya dig
cuz after you gone i got another appointment ya dig
dont get hurt hoe on the way to see the doctor ya dig
this is a profession all about knockin ya dig
i keep straight prescribin' ya dig
cuz hoe's got ailments like people too ya dig
and stressful schedules and bills too ya dig
but im gone get mine ya dig
so ya best be on time ya dig
"hoe on a rope"
this thread is making me grin
- im plannin on refuckin my way through the rest of euroville
amidoinitrite?
no one planning for false pregnancies? those are awfully funny after you find out that you are not pregnant.
Quote from: blixa on Dec 28, 2009, 12:14 PM
no one planning for false pregnancies? those are awfully funny after you find out that you are not pregnant.
hahaha yeah moments like those are what make life awesome
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Dec 28, 2009, 03:43 PM
Quote from: blixa on Dec 28, 2009, 12:14 PM
no one planning for false pregnancies? those are awfully funny after you find out that you are not pregnant.
hahaha yeah moments like those are what make life awesome
i've never had a false pregnancy. only 2 real pregnancies. i'm not sure if i've mentioned this on here before but my girl is 3 months preg. baby no. 2 on the way.
Quote from: devlin on Dec 28, 2009, 04:00 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Dec 28, 2009, 03:43 PM
Quote from: blixa on Dec 28, 2009, 12:14 PM
no one planning for false pregnancies? those are awfully funny after you find out that you are not pregnant.
hahaha yeah moments like those are what make life awesome
i've never had a false pregnancy. only 2 real pregnancies. i'm not sure if i've mentioned this on here before but my girl is 3 months preg. baby no. 2 on the way.
congrats!
Quote from: devlin on Dec 28, 2009, 04:00 PM
i've never had a false pregnancy. only 2 real pregnancies. i'm not sure if i've mentioned this on here before but my girl is 3 months preg. baby no. 2 on the way.
Yay.
thank you both
hell yeah plan a baby!
not exactly planned. ha ha
well plan for the next 18 years then!
I like planned fucks, but how about those random ones?? Cheers to me for having sex for the first time since JULY this week!!!!!
*high five!
i hope it was highly climatic
I'm planning a fuck in October 2010. Can't wait!
sex is overrated. you could easily stick your hand down your calvin kleins and come every time. of course when cillian murphy comes knocking at my door i will change my mind and rejoice in the glory of sex.
I didn't exactly plan a fuck last night, but I wrote a contract to get a baby with a friend in the next 4 years. yes, an actual contract.
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 12:12 PM
I didn't exactly plan a fuck last night, but I wrote a contract to get a baby with a friend in the next 4 years. yes, an actual contract.
what do you mean "get a baby"? like adoption or being a sperm donor? a viking baby...
Quote from: blixa on Dec 30, 2009, 12:26 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 12:12 PM
I didn't exactly plan a fuck last night, but I wrote a contract to get a baby with a friend in the next 4 years. yes, an actual contract.
what do you mean "get a baby"? like adoption or being a sperm donor? a viking baby...
sperm donor. she's gay so sex isn't even part of the equation. it's all about both of us agreeing that our genes are a perfect match, haha.
hahaha wow! intense. your gonna be a papa.
*viking baby hahaha
*variable, hopefully you snag some strange along the way :)
i just got a last minute plan a fuck. gotta pamper my image for tonight
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 02:36 PM
Quote from: blixa on Dec 30, 2009, 12:26 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 12:12 PM
I didn't exactly plan a fuck last night, but I wrote a contract to get a baby with a friend in the next 4 years. yes, an actual contract.
what do you mean "get a baby"? like adoption or being a sperm donor? a viking baby...
sperm donor. she's gay so sex isn't even part of the equation. it's all about both of us agreeing that our genes are a perfect match, haha.
that's amazing of you, jacob. i've been asked by a male gay friend but he only expects me to make up my mind when i'm in my 30's. i guess it's a little more serious when you're female because you're expected to carry the baby for nine months.
Quote from: wither-I on Dec 30, 2009, 03:58 PM
hahaha wow! intense. your gonna be a papa.
*viking baby hahaha
*variable, hopefully you snag some strange along the way :)
i just got a last minute plan a fuck. gotta pamper my image for tonight
I'm working on something. But I'm not trying to get too hopefull on deployment. I mean, just finding a location is hard enough. But I guess fucking in a MRAP would be cramped but cool.
Quote from: blixa on Dec 31, 2009, 05:39 AM
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 02:36 PM
Quote from: blixa on Dec 30, 2009, 12:26 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 12:12 PM
I didn't exactly plan a fuck last night, but I wrote a contract to get a baby with a friend in the next 4 years. yes, an actual contract.
what do you mean "get a baby"? like adoption or being a sperm donor? a viking baby...
sperm donor. she's gay so sex isn't even part of the equation. it's all about both of us agreeing that our genes are a perfect match, haha.
that's amazing of you, jacob. i've been asked by a male gay friend but he only expects me to make up my mind when i'm in my 30's. i guess it's a little more serious when you're female because you're expected to carry the baby for nine months.
id say thats a huge difference :)
Quote from: Variable on Dec 31, 2009, 08:07 AM
Quote from: wither-I on Dec 30, 2009, 03:58 PM
hahaha wow! intense. your gonna be a papa.
*viking baby hahaha
*variable, hopefully you snag some strange along the way :)
i just got a last minute plan a fuck. gotta pamper my image for tonight
I'm working on something. But I'm not trying to get too hopefull on deployment. I mean, just finding a location is hard enough. But I guess fucking in a MRAP would be cramped but cool.
MRAP?
Mine resistant ambush protected vehicle
(http://www.army.mil/-images/2009/09/14/50473/size0-army.mil-50473-2009-09-15-070944.jpg)
holy shit balls. thats hard.
do it in one of those
I had some sex planned last night.
Shit happened.
Busted my load early. First time that happened in a few years. Thought fuck it, you know? 20 mins, stuck my shit in again...
Same shit happened.
Some sort of Pie Fucker going on here.
Ha ha... Shit does happen indeed... At least you got some action, ya know still better than nothing...
Quote from: lithium on Dec 31, 2009, 04:51 PM
Mine resistant ambush protected vehicle
(http://www.army.mil/-images/2009/09/14/50473/size0-army.mil-50473-2009-09-15-070944.jpg)
I hate that kind though. I ride around in the ISS 4x MRAP. It looks way cooler. The internet is too slow out here for me to find a pic. I tried getting her in there last night. But shes not a ho and shes going to make me be patient and work for it. But its not like I'm going anywhere so its cool. It will happen eventually
Quote from: Variable on Jan 01, 2010, 07:28 PM
Quote from: lithium on Dec 31, 2009, 04:51 PM
Mine resistant ambush protected vehicle
(http://www.army.mil/-images/2009/09/14/50473/size0-army.mil-50473-2009-09-15-070944.jpg)
I hate that kind though. I ride around in the ISS 4x MRAP. It looks way cooler. The internet is too slow out here for me to find a pic. I tried getting her in there last night. But shes not a ho and shes going to make me be patient and work for it. But its not like I'm going anywhere so its cool. It will happen eventually
why would she be a 'ho' if she slept with you and not waited?
because girls that give it up off the bat in an MRAP are sluts.
actually girls are hoes no matter what they do. rap music has really helped me come to terms with bitches and their ways
Quote from: ToneDef on Jan 01, 2010, 02:21 AM
I had some sex planned last night.
Shit happened.
Busted my load early. First time that happened in a few years. Thought fuck it, you know? 20 mins, stuck my shit in again...
Same shit happened.
Some sort of Pie Fucker going on here.
Mate I had that about year and half ago, the chick was too damn hot haha!
iv always had that problem man.
Quote from: blixa on Jan 02, 2010, 10:43 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 01, 2010, 07:28 PM
Quote from: lithium on Dec 31, 2009, 04:51 PM
Mine resistant ambush protected vehicle
(http://www.army.mil/-images/2009/09/14/50473/size0-army.mil-50473-2009-09-15-070944.jpg)
I hate that kind though. I ride around in the ISS 4x MRAP. It looks way cooler. The internet is too slow out here for me to find a pic. I tried getting her in there last night. But shes not a ho and shes going to make me be patient and work for it. But its not like I'm going anywhere so its cool. It will happen eventually
why would she be a 'ho' if she slept with you and not waited?
I mean, I didn't think she would be a ho. That was all here. Some girls are just weird about that kind of stuff. American- religious culture really makes girls feel bad for enjoying their bodies. It's pretty lame. I mean its not like it was a one night stand. We talked every day for at least a month before I made that post. But whatever, it happened. Now we fuck every other day because she has duty every other day and cant leave her workplace. Its been fun. Ill tell you guys what though, fucking in the back of one of those things is not easy. There is no where near as much room as you would think. And the seats are too tall so I have to like suspend myself and hold myself up with my arms while I'm doing it....lol a lot to focus on. Good times though
Quote from: Variable on Jan 28, 2010, 07:39 PM
Quote from: blixa on Jan 02, 2010, 10:43 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 01, 2010, 07:28 PM
Quote from: lithium on Dec 31, 2009, 04:51 PM
Mine resistant ambush protected vehicle
(http://www.army.mil/-images/2009/09/14/50473/size0-army.mil-50473-2009-09-15-070944.jpg)
I hate that kind though. I ride around in the ISS 4x MRAP. It looks way cooler. The internet is too slow out here for me to find a pic. I tried getting her in there last night. But shes not a ho and shes going to make me be patient and work for it. But its not like I'm going anywhere so its cool. It will happen eventually
why would she be a 'ho' if she slept with you and not waited?
I mean, I didn't think she would be a ho. That was all here. Some girls are just weird about that kind of stuff. American- religious culture really makes girls feel bad for enjoying their bodies. It's pretty lame. I mean its not like it was a one night stand. We talked every day for at least a month before I made that post. But whatever, it happened. Now we fuck every other day because she has duty every other day and cant leave her workplace. Its been fun. Ill tell you guys what though, fucking in the back of one of those things is not easy. There is no where near as much room as you would think. And the seats are too tall so I have to like suspend myself and hold myself up with my arms while I'm doing it....lol a lot to focus on. Good times though
my family is really conservative christian and i feel horrible about MY DREAMS. i always feel like i've done something wrong if i dream about something that is slightly dirty, even though i can't really control my subconsciousness. it's just implanted in your head from a young age. the way i see it, they spend too much time preaching about celibacy and not about safe sex.
i suppose it's very common for soldiers over there to be getting it on with each other, which is completely understandable.
Quote from: Law on Jan 02, 2010, 11:20 PM
Quote from: ToneDef on Jan 01, 2010, 02:21 AM
I had some sex planned last night.
Shit happened.
Busted my load early. First time that happened in a few years. Thought fuck it, you know? 20 mins, stuck my shit in again...
Same shit happened.
Some sort of Pie Fucker going on here.
Mate I had that about year and half ago, the chick was too damn hot haha!
Yeah man, shit is embarrassing. Couldn't feel any less of a man if I was wearing a mini skirt and holding pom poms and shit at the time.
It's easier if you're drunk if they're that fucking hot.
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 02:36 PM
Quote from: blixa on Dec 30, 2009, 12:26 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 12:12 PM
I didn't exactly plan a fuck last night, but I wrote a contract to get a baby with a friend in the next 4 years. yes, an actual contract.
what do you mean "get a baby"? like adoption or being a sperm donor? a viking baby...
sperm donor. she's gay so sex isn't even part of the equation. it's all about both of us agreeing that our genes are a perfect match, haha.
:-O
You swore you'd always be true to me!
Din mamma's fitta!
Go Israel!
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Mar 04, 2010, 01:57 AM
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 02:36 PM
Quote from: blixa on Dec 30, 2009, 12:26 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 12:12 PM
I didn't exactly plan a fuck last night, but I wrote a contract to get a baby with a friend in the next 4 years. yes, an actual contract.
what do you mean "get a baby"? like adoption or being a sperm donor? a viking baby...
sperm donor. she's gay so sex isn't even part of the equation. it's all about both of us agreeing that our genes are a perfect match, haha.
:-O
You swore you'd always be true to me!
Din mamma's fitta!
I've been trying to get you to visit Stockholm but you never do. what am I supposed to do? be alone forever?
Quote from: Jacob on Mar 04, 2010, 12:24 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Mar 04, 2010, 01:57 AM
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 02:36 PM
Quote from: blixa on Dec 30, 2009, 12:26 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Dec 30, 2009, 12:12 PM
I didn't exactly plan a fuck last night, but I wrote a contract to get a baby with a friend in the next 4 years. yes, an actual contract.
what do you mean "get a baby"? like adoption or being a sperm donor? a viking baby...
sperm donor. she's gay so sex isn't even part of the equation. it's all about both of us agreeing that our genes are a perfect match, haha.
:-O
You swore you'd always be true to me!
Din mamma's fitta!
I've been trying to get you to visit Stockholm but you never do. what am I supposed to do? be alone forever?
You could be a gentleman and visit me! :-P
Quote from: blixa on Jan 29, 2010, 10:05 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 28, 2010, 07:39 PM
Quote from: blixa on Jan 02, 2010, 10:43 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jan 01, 2010, 07:28 PM
Quote from: lithium on Dec 31, 2009, 04:51 PM
Mine resistant ambush protected vehicle
(http://www.army.mil/-images/2009/09/14/50473/size0-army.mil-50473-2009-09-15-070944.jpg)
I hate that kind though. I ride around in the ISS 4x MRAP. It looks way cooler. The internet is too slow out here for me to find a pic. I tried getting her in there last night. But shes not a ho and shes going to make me be patient and work for it. But its not like I'm going anywhere so its cool. It will happen eventually
why would she be a 'ho' if she slept with you and not waited?
I mean, I didn't think she would be a ho. That was all here. Some girls are just weird about that kind of stuff. American- religious culture really makes girls feel bad for enjoying their bodies. It's pretty lame. I mean its not like it was a one night stand. We talked every day for at least a month before I made that post. But whatever, it happened. Now we fuck every other day because she has duty every other day and cant leave her workplace. Its been fun. Ill tell you guys what though, fucking in the back of one of those things is not easy. There is no where near as much room as you would think. And the seats are too tall so I have to like suspend myself and hold myself up with my arms while I'm doing it....lol a lot to focus on. Good times though
my family is really conservative christian and i feel horrible about MY DREAMS. i always feel like i've done something wrong if i dream about something that is slightly dirty, even though i can't really control my subconsciousness. it's just implanted in your head from a young age. the way i see it, they spend too much time preaching about celibacy and not about safe sex.
i suppose it's very common for soldiers over there to be getting it on with each other, which is completely understandable.
Yeah see that just sucks. You should be free to enjoy your body without any man made guilt about doing what comes natural to you. And I would have to agree with you about celibacy and safe sex.
But its actually really not all that common for us to be fucking. Mainly because the guy to girl ratio is horrible. I'm actually the only guy I know that is getting any. I just got lucky, I knew her from a little two week school I went to a couple years ago. Then I had a seizure and she was the one that took care of me. So we started talking and I was in like swim wear. But thats unusual. Its really hard to find a girl that will even talk to you non the less sleep with you unless you work with them. And seeing as how I and everyone I know are in the infantry ( no girls allowed ) That doesn't usually happen. So I got pretty lucky with that one.