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Title: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Moz on Jan 05, 2010, 10:00 PM
When you're high, man. Then when you cum it's like you unleash the avalanche.

Someone know what I'm talkin about?
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: rock_n_frost on Jan 05, 2010, 10:09 PM
noobest noob ever
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Nailec on Jan 05, 2010, 10:32 PM
kick ban eot
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jacob on Jan 05, 2010, 10:32 PM
Quote from: rock_n_frost on Jan 05, 2010, 10:09 PM
noobest noob ever

you calling Moz a noob. get the fuck out, you're the fucking noob, retard.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Nailec on Jan 05, 2010, 10:33 PM
inb4: sharinglungs needs fun-threads like this one
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jacob on Jan 05, 2010, 10:34 PM
I agree.

yeah, you heard me. this is the new me: fun.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Nailec on Jan 05, 2010, 11:19 PM
yeah i guess we all like having fun and there is nothing wrong with smoking some weed now and then.
but we are not 15 year old boys who have to celebrate drugs like we are sooooo cool.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: wither-I on Jan 05, 2010, 11:22 PM
celebrate imagination and death
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Vesanic on Jan 05, 2010, 11:23 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Jan 05, 2010, 10:34 PM
I agree.

yeah, you heard me. this is the new me: fun.



WTF ?!
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Vesanic on Jan 05, 2010, 11:25 PM
Oh, and Moz, you're right.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Nailec on Jan 05, 2010, 11:34 PM
Quote from: wither-I on Jan 05, 2010, 11:22 PM
celebrate imagination and death

have you converted to islam recently?
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: shine down unshy on Jan 06, 2010, 12:24 AM
Fuck yea man lol.  5 seconds of heaven.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: wither-I on Jan 06, 2010, 02:35 AM
Quote from: Nailec on Jan 05, 2010, 11:34 PM
Quote from: wither-I on Jan 05, 2010, 11:22 PM
celebrate imagination and death

have you converted to islam recently?


hahahahaha who knows ;)
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Deft_16_Ones on Jan 06, 2010, 03:53 AM
Probably your mom's face  8)
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jacob on Jan 06, 2010, 07:09 AM
Quote from: Vesanic on Jan 05, 2010, 11:23 PM
WTF ?!

hey, don't wtf me, pal.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: tarkil on Jan 06, 2010, 08:01 AM
I'm not your pal buddy !
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Penicks on Jan 06, 2010, 09:29 AM
NO.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Vesanic on Jan 06, 2010, 01:48 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Jan 06, 2010, 07:09 AM
hey, don't wtf me, pal.


Surprise was big.


Quote from: tarkil on Jan 06, 2010, 08:01 AM
I'm not your pal buddy !


And I ain't your buddy, pal !
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: lostpilot on Jan 06, 2010, 02:06 PM
Quote from: Moz on Jan 05, 2010, 10:00 PM
When you're high, man. Then when you cum it's like you unleash the avalanche.

Amen.
Generally sex + pot is O_O
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: White Pwny on Jan 06, 2010, 07:48 PM
Moz!!!!!!!!!!!   OMGosh!    Hai!



and agreed... orgasm while high is amazing!
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Moz on Jan 06, 2010, 08:33 PM
I find that sex is sometimes better when high, sometimes not so. Oh well.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: tarkil on Jan 07, 2010, 04:53 AM
I actually don't like sex when high for some reason... I don't really know why, I just can't enjoy as much as I do normally...
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jacob on Jan 07, 2010, 07:51 AM
I've only had sex once when high and it wasn't anything special. I just found it hard to concentrate on the sex.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 08:36 AM
Quote from: Jacob on Jan 07, 2010, 07:51 AM
I've only had sex once when high and it wasn't anything special. I just found it hard to concentrate on the sex.

maybe the sex you had / girl you were fucking wasn't that interesting? if I find something interesting when I'm high, I focus on it like a madman. thats why I cant switch channels on tv when high.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jacob on Jan 07, 2010, 08:58 AM
that might be true.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: tarkil on Jan 07, 2010, 09:11 AM
I'd have to agree with Moz, the few times I had sex while high, I didn't really care about the girl, and that's what made it annoying as being high indeed makes you focus on your mood or on whatever's capturing your attention.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 01:25 PM
I had a threesome once when I was high and that was the best thing ever.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jacob on Jan 07, 2010, 01:46 PM
Quote from: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 01:25 PM
I had a threesome once when I was high and that was the best thing ever.

I fucking hate you.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 07:54 PM
I've been single for about half a year, you know that? After 8 fucking years man.

And while it was difficult in the beginning, I'm having the time of my life now.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Vesanic on Jan 07, 2010, 08:03 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Jan 07, 2010, 01:46 PM
Quote from: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 01:25 PM
I had a threesome once when I was high and that was the best thing ever.

I fucking hate you.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 08:21 PM
Quote from: Vesanic on Jan 07, 2010, 08:03 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Jan 07, 2010, 01:46 PM
Quote from: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 01:25 PM
I had a threesome once when I was high and that was the best thing ever.

I fucking hate you.

don't hate me. the guy who participated got his share alright!

...

j/k
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jerry_Curls on Jan 07, 2010, 08:43 PM
Quote from: Moz on Jan 05, 2010, 10:00 PM
When you're high, man. Then when you cum it's like you unleash the avalanche.

Someone know what I'm talkin about?

I think it's when of the best feelings ever.

I like this thread.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Vesanic on Jan 07, 2010, 10:03 PM
Quote from: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 08:21 PM
don't hate me. the guy who participated got his share alright!

...

j/k


;D
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: devilinside on Jan 08, 2010, 05:01 AM
Quote from: Vesanic on Jan 07, 2010, 10:03 PM
Quote from: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 08:21 PM
don't hate me. the guy who participated got his share alright!

...

j/k


;D
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: tarkil on Jan 08, 2010, 05:06 AM
Quote from: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 07:54 PM
I've been single for about half a year, you know that? After 8 fucking years man.

And while it was difficult in the beginning, I'm having the time of my life now.

I remember you broke up with your girl a first time, then went back with her no ?
It finally ended again then ?

On my side, I was questioning becoming single again, cause sometimes, it's just too fucking complicated being 2, but failed at it yesterday.
Guess no threesome is coming my way then...   :-\
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jacob on Jan 08, 2010, 09:01 AM
Quote from: tarkil on Jan 08, 2010, 05:06 AM
Quote from: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 07:54 PM
I've been single for about half a year, you know that? After 8 fucking years man.

And while it was difficult in the beginning, I'm having the time of my life now.

I remember you broke up with your girl a first time, then went back with her no ?
It finally ended again then ?

yeah that's what I was thinking too. man... it's like I know more about some of you guys' relationships than those of my own friends. I've spent way too much time here.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Moz on Jan 08, 2010, 10:02 AM
haha yeah, we broke off two years ago. then after half a year of fucking around we decided to get back together, and in half a year we moved in together. we did that for a year, until half a year ago when it all just stopped.

now I'm moving to a new (much better!) appartment at the end of this month (been in my old appartment where I lived together with my gf until we broke it off but the place doesnt really feel like home anymore) and I can honestly say that I can score some random chick every week. I may feel cheap, and a little bit empty, but it's not a bad life.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jacob on Jan 08, 2010, 11:30 AM
did I mention I hate you?

are you still playing video games for a living?
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Moz on Jan 08, 2010, 01:21 PM
yea. I'm head editor now. been to L.A. a few times too, all free. pretty nice.

I'm trying to get a book published though. can't stay head editor all my life, would get boring.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jacob on Jan 08, 2010, 01:52 PM
and here I thought I couldn't hate you even more.

I'm just kidding, obviously. glad to hear you're doing so well!
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: occipudding on Jan 09, 2010, 08:54 AM
that's disgusting, keep that shit out of here
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Nailec on Jan 10, 2010, 01:06 AM
video gamers dotn get laid.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: downtownpony on Jan 10, 2010, 03:57 PM
when im high i cum everywhere
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jacob on Jan 10, 2010, 04:02 PM
Quote from: downtownpony on Jan 10, 2010, 03:57 PM
when im high i cum everywhere

a bit too much info there, mate.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: occipudding on Jan 11, 2010, 09:26 AM
lol sorry if i gave you bad dreams jacob
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: Jacob on Jan 11, 2010, 09:49 AM
I have no idea wtf that was, but that image is now forever burned into my memory. thanks, pal.
Title: Re: You know what the best form of masturbation is?
Post by: No More Sugar on Jan 11, 2010, 10:03 AM
Quote from: Moz on Jan 07, 2010, 01:25 PM
I had a threesome once when I was high and that was the best thing ever.

Idk If i really like high sex...it's really hard to not think about how your girl totally doesn't look like Olivia Benson with long hair. I had a threesome once after drinking 2 fifths of jose cuervo with my girlfriend(now ex) and her best friend when I was 17. There was a crazy half hour interval for each of them, one jumped off then I jumped on the other like an assembly line. Both of them got head while I was fucking the other. I was pretty drunk, I thought I was Denzel Washington for a moment. Then I came inside her. However, eating pussy after smoking a blunt or two is like a 2 topping stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut...i love eating pussy...