you like to do that, too?
quack quack quack quack
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nak nak nak nak
Quote from: theis on Jan 14, 2010, 11:02 PM
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I don't get it.
It looks like:
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HAHA!
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Fucking deeds...
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJwTun_Ks-o#)
hahaha. someone's a fan of Jim Carrey, methinks.
You guys don't know gradual report? Jesus christ, it's one of the finer things on the internet. You must subscribe. Like today, he explained why balls look old.
I watched some of his vids and he's funny as hell.
but like I said, there's a lot of Jim Carrey up in there.
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I actually love to feed ducks. Its a shame that conversation didn't take off
I hate ducks...they chase you.
Are you crazy? ducks are awesome. And who gives a shit if they chase you? You're bigger than they are. Weirdo.
Although I did have a duck fly and hit me in the head ( thank god I was wearing a helmet! ) when I was a kid and I was riding on my bike. Which promptly put me into the prone position on the sidewalk I was riding on. So I guess in moments of vounerability ducks can be rather precarious creatures.
Quote from: Variable on Mar 12, 2010, 10:02 PM
Are you crazy? ducks are awesome. And who gives a shit if they chase you? You're bigger than they are. Weirdo.
Although I did have a duck fly and hit me in the head ( thank god I was wearing a helmet! ) when I was a kid and I was riding on my bike. Which promptly put me into the prone position on the sidewalk I was riding on. So I guess in moments of vounerability ducks can be rather precarious creatures.
dog
It don't matter if you're bigger than them...they can beak you to death!!! I'm bigger than a spider and most dogs but they can still fuck you up!
did you just call me a dog?
Yeah but ducks have no venom or sharp teeth. They are not predators. Not even a little bit. Not even if they were on fire. I think you will be ok.
They have strength though and they have claws. And I don't like birds in general because the noise their wings make. No I didn't call you a dog,I was typing and my computer went wack and I was typing in another area all of a sudden......nvm. No.
lol, very well then.
I have never heard anyone accuse ducks of having claws. Boy that made me laugh
They do have claws....smarty britches. And glad I could amuse you!
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Which_ducks_do_not_have_claws (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Which_ducks_do_not_have_claws)
Two pages. That thread's got two pages. Wow.
We make shit happen
Ducks are amazing.
That's really the phrase of the day.
My friend Sarah was obsessed with the TV show "friends" so she bought a couple ducks for pets like joey and chandler. Her pissed off x boy friend came by and broke their necks. But they were pretty cool while they were still alive
Quote from: Variable on Mar 12, 2010, 11:01 PM
Her pissed off x boy friend came by and broke their necks.
Your friend Sarah seems to like impulsive pricks.
He was a total douche. But I think she was only dating him because he had some weird disease where he had no hair anywhere on his body. So I think she felt bad for him and gave him a couple weeks.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_ducks_have_nails_on_their_feet (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_ducks_have_nails_on_their_feet)
The funny thing as that these people we are referencing probably know just as little about ducks as we do.
well since i partly grow up on a farm, i can confirm that ducks have long nails, just like chickens and every other bird.
but you only have to be afraid of swans. i mean, they are fucking evil. you dont fuck with them
^ Hah
I'm really surprised that nobody posted this yet
mitch hedberg and the ducks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZneT3MbZgsI#)
TALONS.
FUCKING TALONS.
we have 2 geese and 6 chickens at my parents house. i FUCKING hate the geese. they...are...assholes.
This is a picture of me napping in front of Ducks
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