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Title: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: derekautomatica on Apr 22, 2010, 08:42 PM
Walgreens....standing behind a fucking register for 8 hours waiting for something cool to happen.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: deftones86 on Apr 22, 2010, 08:58 PM
My first job was shit literally. I ran a septic tank truck when i was like 16 haha
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: your sister gets me hard on Apr 22, 2010, 09:04 PM
Selling tupperware and t shirts to the son of sam.  No joke.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Sushi-X on Apr 23, 2010, 01:55 AM
CVS pharmacy. Nasty breakup + some of the most bad/depressing music blaring on the store radio = 8 hours of fuckin agonizing torture! I'm surprised i didn't drink the entire store liquor stock then slash my wrist with a broken bottle lol
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: SX King on Apr 23, 2010, 03:19 AM
Dishwasher
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Sea Bass on Apr 23, 2010, 03:49 AM
shave my beard.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Ras Iziah Nathaneal I on Apr 23, 2010, 03:51 AM
Quote from: SX King on Apr 23, 2010, 03:19 AM
Dishwasher

Quote from: Sea Bass on Apr 23, 2010, 03:49 AM
shave my beard.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: devilinside on Apr 23, 2010, 04:01 AM
Working for the humane society..the job itself wasn't bad,getting to be around animals,but they wanted me to hold the animals while they put them down. I left the same day I started,I just couldn't do it.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: bright lights, big city on Apr 23, 2010, 04:57 AM
kohl's
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: chick de la lynch on Apr 23, 2010, 05:00 AM
Knott's Berry Farm. I worked in a shop where we took old time Western pictures of people. It was disgusting--dressing sweating, smelly, ugly people for 8 hours a day. Some people got sick in the shop. A lot of annoying customers who yelled at us and very much understaffed. We never washed the costumes, and the company was run to cut as many corners as it could in order to save money. Not to mention the pay was only $8.20/hr.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: E-Money on Apr 23, 2010, 05:12 AM
I caddied at a very prestigious country club in high school for 4 years.  It was great pay ( i never got tipped less than 100 bucks) but I had to suck up to every rich snobby ass fuck in southern california.  So shit got old quickly.  I always told myself If I ever became really wealthy I would never act like that.  But It was cool to walk around high school with a bunch of cash in my wallet. 
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Jacob on Apr 23, 2010, 07:43 AM
Quote from: Ras Iziah Nathaneal I on Apr 23, 2010, 03:51 AM
Quote from: SX King on Apr 23, 2010, 03:19 AM
Dishwasher

Quote from: Sea Bass on Apr 23, 2010, 03:49 AM
shave my beard.

oh, hi Ross.

worst job I ever had was when I worked for 2 months at a pulp mill. it wasn't all that bad, but it was physically demanding, I was working shifts and it was in Germany and I don't know any fucking german. and they barely know english. so communication was hard. it wasn't at a very happy point in my life either. but to be honest, I think it helped - if I had just been at home doing nothing but drinking (as I usually did back then), I would probably have felt a lot worse.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: derekautomatica on Apr 23, 2010, 06:28 PM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 23, 2010, 01:55 AM
CVS pharmacy. Nasty breakup + some of the most bad/depressing music blaring on the store radio = 8 hours of fuckin agonizing torture! I'm surprised i didn't drink the entire store liquor stock then slash my wrist with a broken bottle lol

the music was just as bad at Walgreens. I loved it when people would try to use coupons for the wrong thing. They would try to hustle us and threaten to complain to the upper ups...they'd just give them the same answer. NO!
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Mascara Snake on Apr 23, 2010, 08:25 PM
Working for Social Services, reading daily about some horrible shit happening to kids was pretty grime.  Walked out after 3 months, and the people I worked with were cunts....
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: ToneDef on Apr 23, 2010, 11:53 PM
McDonald's
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: RoyalDeftonicBoy on Apr 24, 2010, 12:02 AM
Car washer  >:(

What a shit to be cleaning cars under the hot sun in summer
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Vesanic on Apr 24, 2010, 12:09 AM
Quote from: ToneDef on Apr 23, 2010, 11:53 PM
McDonald's
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Penicks on Apr 25, 2010, 10:14 AM
Door-to-door salesperson. Selling cellphone contracts.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Subliminal on Apr 25, 2010, 11:53 AM
Working in a pasty shop with a cunt of a manager, she use to steal, lie about her times working and all sorts.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: wheresmysnare on Apr 25, 2010, 11:58 AM
Quote from: ToneDef on Apr 23, 2010, 11:53 PM
McDonald's

same here, i remember the day we were told the mcdonalds inspector was coming the next day, the manager expected us to stay till literally 4am with no extra pay to make everything sparkle so he could get a good report. FUCK THAT.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Deftones-argentina on Apr 25, 2010, 03:36 PM
Quote from: wheresmysnare on Apr 25, 2010, 11:58 AM
Quote from: ToneDef on Apr 23, 2010, 11:53 PM
McDonald's

same here, i remember the day we were told the mcdonalds inspector was coming the next day, the manager expected us to stay till literally 4am with no extra pay to make everything sparkle so he could get a good report. FUCK THAT.

totally offtopic, but your sign is epic.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: blixa on Apr 26, 2010, 01:12 PM
i worked as a waitress for about two months at a strip club. i was substituting for a friend while she was gone. i couldn't wait to leave the place. i felt disgusting the whole time i was there. it wasn't even a proper strip club. they had illegal migrants working there. they were paid well but still...the boss was a legit crazy fuck arse who was always on my back about buttoning down my shirt. I HAVE NO BREASTS, WHAT IS THE POINT?!?
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: wheresmysnare on Apr 26, 2010, 05:06 PM
Quote from: Deftones-argentina on Apr 25, 2010, 03:36 PM
Quote from: wheresmysnare on Apr 25, 2010, 11:58 AM
Quote from: ToneDef on Apr 23, 2010, 11:53 PM
McDonald's

same here, i remember the day we were told the mcdonalds inspector was coming the next day, the manager expected us to stay till literally 4am with no extra pay to make everything sparkle so he could get a good report. FUCK THAT.

totally offtopic, but your sign is epic.

Thanks man, i made it way back, i really need to download photoshop again and make a new one.


Quote from: blixa on Apr 26, 2010, 01:12 PM
i worked as a waitress for about two months at a strip club.

Sweet job!


Quote from: blixa on Apr 26, 2010, 01:12 PMI HAVE NO BREASTS, WHAT IS THE POINT?!?

Always a point!... seriously though, i mean it's not totally beyond the realms of possibility that a strip club owner might want the female staff to dress slightly more slutty than your average pub. I understand it might be uncomortable but then you know...you're working in a strip club!

McDonalds made me wear a dumb ass hat! thank god it was only for a summer inbetween uni
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Sushi-X on Apr 26, 2010, 06:00 PM
Quote from: derekautomatica on Apr 23, 2010, 06:28 PM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 23, 2010, 01:55 AM
CVS pharmacy. Nasty breakup + some of the most bad/depressing music blaring on the store radio = 8 hours of fuckin agonizing torture! I'm surprised i didn't drink the entire store liquor stock then slash my wrist with a broken bottle lol

the music was just as bad at Walgreens. I loved it when people would try to use coupons for the wrong thing. They would try to hustle us and threaten to complain to the upper ups...they'd just give them the same answer. NO!

did you have to listen to shit like hootie and the blowfish, goo goo dolls, the police, hoobastank, plain white t's, just to name some of the crap i still (shudders) remember?

man i hated that coupon shit. you'd have a line and you get the one asshole who uses their coupons. And then if they expired they get pissed off at you for not doing your job.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Corleone on Apr 26, 2010, 06:03 PM
grocery warehouse, fulltimers driving like maniacs in freezers and wet produce areas, just fucked up depressed ppl
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: White Pwny on Apr 26, 2010, 06:06 PM
I worked for 6 years in a Nursing Home.   While it was one of the most fulfilling things I've done in my life... it was also the most depressing.   
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: derekautomatica on Apr 26, 2010, 08:38 PM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 26, 2010, 06:00 PM
Quote from: derekautomatica on Apr 23, 2010, 06:28 PM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 23, 2010, 01:55 AM
CVS pharmacy. Nasty breakup + some of the most bad/depressing music blaring on the store radio = 8 hours of fuckin agonizing torture! I'm surprised i didn't drink the entire store liquor stock then slash my wrist with a broken bottle lol

the music was just as bad at Walgreens. I loved it when people would try to use coupons for the wrong thing. They would try to hustle us and threaten to complain to the upper ups...they'd just give them the same answer. NO!

did you have to listen to shit like hootie and the blowfish, goo goo dolls, the police, hoobastank, plain white t's, just to name some of the crap i still (shudders) remember?

man i hated that coupon shit. you'd have a line and you get the one asshole who uses their coupons. And then if they expired they get pissed off at you for not doing your job.

haha yeah that's the trash they would play. people that would come in would say "what the fuck is going on with the music"

and the older people that used to the coupons were the best. they'd cut em' out wrong and fuck up the bar code.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Livewire on Apr 26, 2010, 11:59 PM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 26, 2010, 06:00 PM
did you have to listen to shit like hootie and the blowfish, goo goo dolls, the police, hoobastank, plain white t's, just to name some of the crap i still (shudders) remember?

I know you're not talking crap about The Police. Sting, okay, but not The Police.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Sushi-X on Apr 27, 2010, 04:01 AM
Ah dude, the Police fuckin blow. Roxanne is decent. But everythings else is just generic Shit. And what band that sings a song that goes 'goo goo gah' is fuckin good?
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: bright lights, big city on Apr 27, 2010, 04:39 AM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 27, 2010, 04:01 AM
Ah dude, the Police fuckin blow. Roxanne is decent. But everythings else is just generic Shit. And what band that sings a song that goes 'goo goo gah' is fuckin good?
you must mean "de do do do, de da da da". sure that song sucks, but most of their other material is awesome.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Sushi-X on Apr 27, 2010, 06:02 AM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Apr 27, 2010, 04:39 AM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 27, 2010, 04:01 AM
Ah dude, the Police fuckin blow. Roxanne is decent. But everythings else is just generic Shit. And what band that sings a song that goes 'goo goo gah' is fuckin good?
you must mean "de do do do, de da da da". sure that song sucks, but most of their other material is awesome.


Give me 10 songs (excluding synchronicity II, Can't stand losing you, don't stand so close to me, Every breath you take, and message in a bottle) you consider good and that might make me change my opinion
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: blixa on Apr 27, 2010, 02:06 PM
Quote from: wheresmysnare on Apr 26, 2010, 05:06 PM
Quote from: Deftones-argentina on Apr 25, 2010, 03:36 PM
Quote from: wheresmysnare on Apr 25, 2010, 11:58 AM
Quote from: ToneDef on Apr 23, 2010, 11:53 PM
McDonald's

same here, i remember the day we were told the mcdonalds inspector was coming the next day, the manager expected us to stay till literally 4am with no extra pay to make everything sparkle so he could get a good report. FUCK THAT.

totally offtopic, but your sign is epic.

Thanks man, i made it way back, i really need to download photoshop again and make a new one.


Quote from: blixa on Apr 26, 2010, 01:12 PM
i worked as a waitress for about two months at a strip club.

Sweet job!


Quote from: blixa on Apr 26, 2010, 01:12 PMI HAVE NO BREASTS, WHAT IS THE POINT?!?

Always a point!... seriously though, i mean it's not totally beyond the realms of possibility that a strip club owner might want the female staff to dress slightly more slutty than your average pub. I understand it might be uncomortable but then you know...you're working in a strip club!

McDonalds made me wear a dumb ass hat! thank god it was only for a summer inbetween uni

there were plenty of tits around. if you got it, flaunt it i suppose. i just don't have anything on my chest. i wore this super padded bra which felt like i had bread rolls down my bra.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: bright lights, big city on Apr 27, 2010, 02:32 PM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 27, 2010, 06:02 AM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Apr 27, 2010, 04:39 AM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 27, 2010, 04:01 AM
Ah dude, the Police fuckin blow. Roxanne is decent. But everythings else is just generic Shit. And what band that sings a song that goes 'goo goo gah' is fuckin good?
you must mean "de do do do, de da da da". sure that song sucks, but most of their other material is awesome.


Give me 10 songs (excluding synchronicity II, Can't stand losing you, don't stand so close to me, Every breath you take, and message in a bottle) you consider good and that might make me change my opinion
sure take away their best of the best haha. ok here are some that i enjoy:
So Lonely
Walking On the Moon
King of Pain
Spirits in the World
Invisible Sun
Next to You
Wrapped Around Your Finger
Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
Landlord
Secret Journey

just download one of their greatest hits or a singles collection, instead the full albums
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: oldgentlovecraft on Apr 27, 2010, 04:29 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Apr 27, 2010, 02:32 PM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 27, 2010, 06:02 AM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Apr 27, 2010, 04:39 AM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 27, 2010, 04:01 AM
Ah dude, the Police fuckin blow. Roxanne is decent. But everythings else is just generic Shit. And what band that sings a song that goes 'goo goo gah' is fuckin good?
you must mean "de do do do, de da da da". sure that song sucks, but most of their other material is awesome.


Give me 10 songs (excluding synchronicity II, Can't stand losing you, don't stand so close to me, Every breath you take, and message in a bottle) you consider good and that might make me change my opinion
sure take away their best of the best haha. ok here are some that i enjoy:
So Lonely
Walking On the Moon
King of Pain
Spirits in the World
Invisible Sun
Next to You
Wrapped Around Your Finger
Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
Landlord
Secret Journey

just download one of their greatest hits or a singles collection, instead the full albums

I'm going to have to say the Police are pretty badass as well. 
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Livewire on Apr 27, 2010, 05:18 PM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Apr 27, 2010, 02:32 PM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 27, 2010, 06:02 AM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Apr 27, 2010, 04:39 AM
Quote from: MxKnife on Apr 27, 2010, 04:01 AM
Ah dude, the Police fuckin blow. Roxanne is decent. But everythings else is just generic Shit. And what band that sings a song that goes 'goo goo gah' is fuckin good?
you must mean "de do do do, de da da da". sure that song sucks, but most of their other material is awesome.


Give me 10 songs (excluding synchronicity II, Can't stand losing you, don't stand so close to me, Every breath you take, and message in a bottle) you consider good and that might make me change my opinion
sure take away their best of the best haha. ok here are some that i enjoy:
So Lonely
Walking On the Moon
King of Pain
Spirits in the World
Invisible Sun
Next to You
Wrapped Around Your Finger
Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
Landlord
Secret Journey

just download one of their greatest hits or a singles collection, instead the full albums

I would also have to add Bring on the Night and Truth Hits Everybody to that list.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: faux_real on May 04, 2010, 08:18 PM
I was a cocktail waitress at a strip club, I quit once they wanted me to go on stage and wipe down the poles.  :-\
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: derekautomatica on May 04, 2010, 10:34 PM
Quote from: faux_real on May 04, 2010, 08:18 PM
I was a cocktail waitress at a strip club, I quit once they wanted me to go on stage and wipe down the poles.  :-\

the one i went to the girls would wipe them down before their dance.

still pretty gross though.
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: wheresmysnare on May 05, 2010, 12:48 PM
Quote from: derekautomatica on May 04, 2010, 10:34 PM
Quote from: faux_real on May 04, 2010, 08:18 PM
I was a cocktail waitress at a strip club, I quit once they wanted me to go on stage and wipe down the poles.  :-\

the one i went to the girls would wipe them down before their dance.

still pretty gross though.

They should employ a pole to do it.




















BADDDDDDDDDUMMMMMMMMMM TSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

i'm here all week,
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on May 05, 2010, 02:09 PM
I GET IT. BECAUSE POLACKS AREN'T FIT TO DO A JOB THAT ISN'T OBSCENE TO A REAL HUMAN BEING.

LOLOLOL
Title: Re: Worst Job You Ever Had
Post by: Mr. Bisquits on May 24, 2010, 08:46 AM
Omegaman