this isn't a birthday thread. i just wanted to make it because i wanted to draw attention to how awesome heaven is.
but still, happy birthday!
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xx
That picture of Clive is seriously the best present EVER. I am not kidding.
nothing beats a sexy man with a bit of chest hair and a party hat.
i think the sexual yearning i was supposed to have gone through when i was 16-17 is surfacing for me at the age of 24. oh fuck, i can't believe i'm 24 now. it seems...i don't know, not real.
I can't believe how old I am. 22. It's so weird. In my mind, I really didn't think I'd be alive this long because 22 just seems so...old. On my 40th birthday, I'll be wishing I were 22 again. Oh, how times flies!
i'm really looking forward to my 30's. i have no idea why.
Reaching my 30's isn't that much of a scary thought. That just seems like a great time, you know? You're still young, but not too young. The one good thing about getting older is learning and experiencing more. I have changed so much in the past five years, it's crazy! I feel like I've gotten wiser, but I still have a lot more to learn and I'm looking forward to it. I could imagine myself being one of those single, intellectual types, living in New York, deeply involved with my work. Living, breathing, and making film. At least I hope so.
a friend's friend was telling me that julian assange had been hiding in her uncle's house during his trial. apparently he's a real jerk and they all find him creepy. he's a HOT jerk though.
i would do him in a heartbeat.
Still have the hots for him, huh? The jerkiest of men are usually the most attractive. It's a damn shame, really. Why can't they just be nice guys? Maybe its nature's way of balancing itself out.
Quote from: blixa on Jan 02, 2011, 02:55 PM
a friend's friend was telling me that julian assange had been hiding in her uncle's house during his trial. apparently he's a real jerk and they all find him creepy. he's a HOT jerk though.
i would do him in a heartbeat.
I'd beat the fucking shit out of him if I had the chance ;)
i'd fuck the shit out of him if i had the bloody chance.
I haven't fucked the shit out of someone in two and a half years. I think I need to get laid soon.
if only we could console eachother, aye.
i like where this conversation's going.
Haha, I bet you would! ;)
I'll go down to Australia one of these days and when I do it will be magical.
yes yes, you'll be very acquainted with my beautiful sheets and creaky bed.
Oooo! A creaky bed sounds like such a turn on. Don't ask me why.
it creaks even when i fart. it's a total nightmare when i have a lot of gas.
oh dear, last night my farts combined with your bed would've created a wonderful symphony.
the fartchestra. this morning i woke up and it was pissing down so i let out a sigh and my bed creaked really loud. i just want to put my matress on the floor and have that be it but my dad said he doesn't want me to look like a squatter.
i could only imagine what it sounds like when you get some action of that.
the last person i got some action with put two pieces of wood under the legs in the middle of my bed, which is the cause for all the noise, and that was that. the wood chipped though.
When I was living up in Daly City I didn't have a bed frame, so my dad put cinder blocks under my box spring so I wouldn't get so cold. How Mexican of my father.
that's so fucking sweet. i want a mexican daddy for my kids hahahaha
It was very sweet of him but Mexican parents can be a pain in the ass. I'm so glad I only had one, haha! They're way too overprotective and have mighty tempers on them. I was talking to my cousin the other day about why we don't date Mexican men and the reason for that is this sort of annoying machismo they have. It's a cultural thing, but it can be overbearing.
I was at a party the other night and this Jewish guy was there. His name was Jakob, and he was really cute. I got gay vibes from him unfortunately. =/ My cousin spilled the beans to him that I loved Jewish men. Apparently I would be referred to as a "Kippa Chaser". I hope I didn't freak him out when I told him this love of Jewish men I have went back to the first grade.
I had to go to two different Targets to find a portable disc player. Yes, I have an iPod that I use on a regular basis. However, there is still a part of me that thinks it is 1997 and uses a disc player. I could never give up my discman and if that makes me lame, then so be it.
haha i still use a discman. i got mine a few years ago. i don't own an ipod or an mp3 player. everyone bags me out for still using a discman. once this guy chuckled when i pulled it out of my bag when i was sitting opposite him on the train. it's not even about the money aspect. it's more the fact that i buy cd's and i want to listen to them on the train or bus back home.
There is something still genuine about a discman. I'm surprised the check out clerk didn't give me a weird look when I bought it yesterday. It was the last discman, too. If they're still making CDs, then is still use for a discman!
my problem with those things was that they always broke on me. in high school and the first couple years of college, i seriously got only about 8 months out of each discman, whether it was because i dropped it, or random would stop working, or it would quit reading cd's. good riddance.
i have an anti-shock discman. even when i hit it on something it won't skip or scratch my cd. it's brill! i did fall asleep on it and a bit of the side is broken. i might replace it soon with another discman. it still works great though so i think i'll put off replacing it for a while.
The last two I had were anti-shock which was great. The one I bought recently, however, was really cheap so the slightest move creates a hitch in sound. Booo! But I still love discman.
so even your breathing disrupts ian curtis's singing, huh?
one of the characters from the misfits is very similar to ian curtis. i think they modelled him after curtis. just his hair and his bulging eyes. you need to watch that show.
Blarg! I've been meaning to watch that show but then I got caught up in writing and other stupid shit and it just slipped my mind. Maybe I'll do that this weekend.
you should check it out. it's a top show!
i can't believe i have to wait til november for a new season.
I will. Could you post the link to where I can find it?
Last night I had a wet dream about Clive Owen. Totally made my day.
i have the dvd boxset. i don't really download shows online. i'll ask my mate though. he was telling me about a site.
you know who i constantly have sex dreams about? norman reedus. i have no clue as to why. maybe it's the whole boondock saints thing although i've never watched the movies. i've only seen the trailer, but he's in all my dreams all the time.
Norman Reedus looks a lot like Mia's boyfriend. No joke. A mix of him and Mark Wahlberg.
mark wahlberg does nothing for me, but if he looks a little bit like reedus then he must be some sort of attractive.
I love Mia dearly, but she's dated some uggos in the past. Her taste in men is very questionable, but this is the first time she's actually dated a good looking guy.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs788.ash1/167892_10150112727507323_710682322_7539824_3850673_n.jpg)
He looks a shitload like Reedus in this photo.
sorry. i was too busy checking her out.
oh, god. this isn't the time to be questioning my sexuality.
Haha, Mia is hot and has always gotten the most attention in our little group of friends. I made out with her once. She was drunk, I was sober. I don't really remember why we even did it anymore.
sometimes there's no reason why two pairs of lips should come together. they just do. ahhhhh.
that mia chick looks hella tall, how tall is she?
Haha, she's shorter than me. 5'3" I can't convert to metric because I'm American. Sorry!
that converts to 160cm. she's as tall as me.
You're about as tall as my brother, and I'm taller than you, too.
you and everyone else in the world hahaha my sister is 150cm. she's tiny!
that's borderline midget territory.
Quote from: blixa on Feb 08, 2011, 05:10 AM
my sister is 150cm. she's tiny!
Everybody loves cute tiny girls.
she's very beautiful and she has a hot body so no one complains hahaha
Yeah, I've seen the pictures of her, she's lovely. :)
we should get matching cossies:
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or maybe this:
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I was talking about it with my twin. Well, she's not my twin but when we worked at Knott's Berry Farm everyone called us twins because we bare such a strong resemblance to one another. Anyway, both of us were admiring those types of bathing suits. They're really cute, and I would totally sport one with you.
I hate to take pictures of myself, but I just had to when I got my Lobster Dog shirt!
Body:
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1838/corgi0101.jpg)
Closer:
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/376/corgi0021.jpg)
Closest:
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9036/corgi0061.jpg)
And for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, here's a picture for reference.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2GOp00WR4XM/TQukEInpZ7I/AAAAAAAABls/RGNEY1UyrP8/s1600/lobster+dog.jpg)
It's an internet meme of this dog. Corgis are just so damn cute!
hahaha, so you check out the filmdrunk and warming glow websites as well? i love lobster dog!
Haha, Friday is the highlight of my week. I LOVE Corgi Friday!
AMAZING. I didn't think anybody here checked those sites out. So you've probably seen this already, but just in case.... http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/02/corgi-friday-interview-with-lobster-dogs-owner (http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/02/corgi-friday-interview-with-lobster-dogs-owner)
My brother got me into it and he is big on internet memes and just being an overall geek. I highly recommend going to Warming Glow for your latest in the best and worst of television along with some of the cutest Corgis on the planet.
yeah I already do. Love that whole network. All my movie news comes from Filmdrunk, sports from With Leather, tv from WG. A perfect trifecta.
you see the oscar corgis?
(http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/true-grit-corgi.jpg)
by far, my favorite.
Haha, that's my favorite, too. It really shows how much of a bad ass Lobster Dog is. The Black Swan one scared the crap out of my brother, although I thought it was kind of cute. I really need to watch The King's Speech now--I didn't know there were real Corgis in that film! Makes sense though since Elizabeth II has a mess of Corgis in Buckingham Palace.
i was looking at my eyebrows tonight and i thought of you xx
:)
I went to get my hair cut today and the salon I went to does threading, and I also thought of you.
threading hurts. i try to get my eyebrows waxed these days.
I don't do anything with my eyebrows anymore, but I do prefer waxing over threading, for sure. Waxing is done in one shot. Threading is just so tedious. The last time I got my eyebrows threaded I had a horrible rash and my eyebrow area was completely swollen. Never again.
my sister does threading. she does it rather quickly and it's usually painless. i do prefer waxing too. it is a much quicker option.
i believe that i am colouring my hair. looking into mahogany. it would suite my olive complexion.
I think mahogany would look great on you. I dyed my hair mahogany back in high school and I rocked it. I'm thinking about darkening my hair.
i'm 50-50 about it. i like my hair colour. i'm also getting greys at the front but it's focused on one area so it kind of looks cool. kind of like my blonde streak but with greys.
Wow this thread is super girly.
Quote from: Variable on Mar 07, 2011, 06:22 AM
Wow this thread is super girly.
we haven't even started talking about the girly things yet.
Yes, you have.
Quote from: blixa on Mar 07, 2011, 02:49 AM
i'm 50-50 about it. i like my hair colour. i'm also getting greys at the front but it's focused on one area so it kind of looks cool. kind of like my blonde streak but with greys.
i got the same thing. Only i got two spots. One in the back and one at the side of the head. I look a right twat.
excuse me, look how hot julian assange is with his white hair.
Quote from: Variable on Mar 07, 2011, 01:52 PM
Yes, you have.
no, we truly haven't. it's just eyebrows and hair dye. we haven't started talking about periods or sex yet.
Quote from: Variable on Mar 07, 2011, 06:22 AM
Wow this thread is super girly.
That is hilarious because I am hardly girly at all. My brother tells me I'm a guy with boobs. Mariam just brings out my feminine side.
sometimes i get really girly and surprise myself.
yesterday i was asking my brother if he'd seen taxi driver and he was like, "queen latifah?" and i was thinking, how is he not gay?
Oh, God I forgot about that film. Wasn't Jimmy Fallon in it, too?
i have no idea. i haven't seen it. it was just funny that my brother, who looks every bit the macho man, thought of the queen latifah movie instead of travis motherfuckin' bickle.
dyed it black cherry a bit over a week ago:
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i think the second time i dye it, it'll be more intense. although when i'm in the sun it's the red i've always wanted. but i'm glad i found a red that suits my olive skin.
Definitely dye it a second time. I can already tell it's going to be a gorgeous shade of red. I dyed my hair a few weeks back. It was supposed to be a violet black, but it has a reddish tone to it instead, which actually looks better. I'll post pictures within a few days.
please do!
i've come back here to look at mia's boyfriend. totally pm me photos of him if you have any more. i want to see the extent of his resemblance.
Haha, I'll try to find some on Facebook. She's always uploading pictures of him.
she's such a smart girl.
I think an old high school crush of mine just asked me out, however I cannot be too sure. He invited me to an art show over at the next town tomorrow through Facebook. I looked on some of his other friends' pages and he didn't comment on their walls about this show. This guy has a million friends, too so why would he invite me? I'm over analyzing this way too much.
sounds good to me. i would only be inviting people i cared about or really wanted to care about. but hey what do i know, i'm pretty shallow.
ohhhhhh, is this someone you've told me about? you should go!
I've mentioned him on LJ a few times. I think I mentioned how it took me a week before I checked to see if he added me back on Facebook. I still have a crush on him.
I ended up going tonight. In a nutshell:
-Looked at a lot of different artwork
-Drank beer
-Smoked a lot of cigs
-Met his step-brother and his father.
-Was randomly groped by drunk woman on street
-Went to douchebag city (A nightclub made for the Jersey Shore cast)
-Had a pesto crepe
-Major flirting
This was his birthday celebration (His birthday was yesterday) and he invited li'l ol' me. He also wants to hang out with me again. So yeah...
OHHH, I THINK HE'S TRYING TO HAVE A CRACK AT YOU.
this is very very good. did you guys talk a lot? how was the eye contact hahaha
Remember that comment I made on LJ not too long ago about making eye contact with men I like? I had a hard time making eye contact with him for the first hour. I got more comfortable doing it as the night went on, and he made a lot of eye contact with me along with making any excuse to touch my back or my arm. When we were making our way through the douchebag night club, he held my hand. Once we started flirting I had a hard time making eye contact again. I really suck at flirting. I turn into a mix of Liz Lemon and Woody Allen. Trust me, it's not very attractive.
Homegurl....lets have lunch!
Quote from: chick de la lynch on Apr 03, 2011, 03:23 AM
I turn into a mix of Liz Lemon and Woody Allen. Trust me, it's not very attractive.
Bahahaha, I trust you on that one. ;D
Quote from: chick de la lynch on Apr 03, 2011, 03:23 AM
Remember that comment I made on LJ not too long ago about making eye contact with men I like? I had a hard time making eye contact with him for the first hour. I got more comfortable doing it as the night went on, and he made a lot of eye contact with me along with making any excuse to touch my back or my arm. When we were making our way through the douchebag night club, he held my hand. Once we started flirting I had a hard time making eye contact again. I really suck at flirting. I turn into a mix of Liz Lemon and Woody Allen. Trust me, it's not very attractive.
we share the same problem, i remember. this is massive though. oh gosh. it's so bittersweet. he's already interested so all you have to work at is playing it cool and just being yourself because the hard part is over. sort of.
I really hope he genuinely likes me and didn't just flirt with me because he was quasi drunk.
he invited you out. that must mean he liked you enough to do that. plus you have to forgive the guy if he drank a bit. sometimes nerves get the better of us. i know that i would need a bit of alcohol to loosen me up if i was in that situation. it's very hard approaching and hanging out with someone you really like (you know that already), and i think this guy really likes you.
In many ways, your uncertainty with how things are panning out will aid you in the long run - the biggest adrenaline rushes in a great relationship are at the start...the realisations, the surprises, the romance...sure all thats still around as it continues, but obviously thats based more in contented expectation - the biggest surprises are when things dont go well or something bad happens. Take your time - best advice there is.
Quote from: lukas989 on Apr 05, 2011, 03:48 PM
Take your time - best advice there is.
Absolutely! I have never been in a relationship before, so I don't want to go at it aggressively. The game plan is to just let things happen and see where they go.
so the young guy from work, well, he's far too young. it's a huge turn off for me and i can feel my interest in him subsiding. i think he may have some sort of crush on me because every time i talk about anyone he gets kind of defensive and he constantly does those long lingering looks at me and then scans my body. it's unnerving. i've sort of developed this interest in a regular customer at work. i feel like such an emotional whore. i get captivated so easily and it's usually men who have no appeal whatsoever. it's like, "oh, he's a bit ratty looking and he's got tatts - CHEST TATTS!" and shwing, i'm intrigued. seriously, wtf.
I get the same way, too except it's usually men who look better than me. I don't get it either. I always assumed I had emotional problems, so maybe that's where it stems from. I tend to do that when I'm distracting myself from something else or someone else.
i was at the station a few days ago and this woman stopped me in my tracks and started raving about my eyebrows very loudly. it was so embarrassing. i thinned them out a little when i got home but regret it and can't wait til they grow back.
Never touch your eyebrows ever again. They're perfect the way they are.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/nairin78/pic/000ak7xb)
ahhh, honey!!!
That picture is fucking adorable!
I haven't been online in ages. I feel like I have a lot to catch up on.
looks like his head is disproportionate to his body.
Sounds like somebody is jealous of Mr. Cillian Murphy...
(http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/images/2011/0711/1224300495055_1.jpg?ts=1310342496)
I CREAMED MY PANTS.
Heh - in that photo with the dog, there is a weird head thing going on....kinda like the creepy girl/mantroll thing in Dont Look Now. Obviously hes a bit more attractive than the mantroll - just talking purely proportionally. Anyhoo - welcome back! Just to preempt - Im not a weird stalker who has a crush and is obsessed. Sure the situation will be explained if any confusion is caused.
I don't know where you're finding this awesome Cillian pictures, and I don't care. Just keep them coming!
Thanks for the welcome. Oh, and it wouldn't bother me if you had a crush and were obsessed. I'd be flattered. I don't think I've ever had anyone obsess over me before, at least no one that I know of but it sounds interesting.
you're the only one who obsesses over cillian with me.
and lukas was crying tears asking about where you were when you were gone. i told him he was embarrassing himself, you know, because of the level of crushing he was displaying. ain't that right, lukas???
Yes - I guess it is. Thanks for reminding everyone Im a filthy letch who was covered in snot and tears during the period lynch was gone. But in all honesty the embarrassment is neutralised by the fact she was flattered. Whether or not this in turn is neutralised by the fact I cut about covered in snot and tears is another thing. I wear my heart on my sleeve, what can I say. Im the kind of guy who offers up excellent relationship advice, but then turns into a gibbering mutant when in the situation myself...saying I love you too quickly and all that. I hereby vow to step back and take things slower. So lynch....what star sign are you?
she's a sagittarius. and she loves men with accents.
i bags being maid of honour!
who's best man? because i'm going to need someone to shag before and after the reception.
Sagittarius....I'll do some thorough research on compatability and suchlike. And blinking blimey blix, what did I just say?? Slowly and gently does it....Im planning a casual lunch date and you're all 'hullo there Mrs Chick de la 989'. Im setting a 4 month celibacy period rather than my usual 3 hours, which in fairness cant usually be helped.
you're scottish! as if you can last four months without a shag.
but, but but I'm a Sagittarius...
You may well be young man - but do you have a nice ass?
Quote from: lukas989 on Jul 18, 2011, 10:38 AM
Sagittarius....I'll do some thorough research on compatability and suchlike. And blinking blimey blix, what did I just say?? Slowly and gently does it....Im planning a casual lunch date and you're all 'hullo there Mrs Chick de la 989'. Im setting a 4 month celibacy period rather than my usual 3 hours, which in fairness cant usually be helped.
I had a three year celibacy streak, which as of recently was broken. I really don't know how I lasted that long, so I'm sympathetic if you can only manage 3 hours. Mariam is right---I'm a sucker when it comes to accents.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Jul 18, 2011, 02:24 PM
but, but but I'm a Sagittarius...
We'll have to arrange something...as long as you have a nice ass.
it's kinda hairy and boney. so yes, my ass is fantastic.
I've found myself attracted to the teddy bear physique as of lately, but I'm still very much into boney. Hairy, eh not so much. It's an easy fix, though.
to do what you're suggesting would only be for true love.
Lame.
if i ever go missing during the wedding i'm in the parking lot, in a car steaming things up with steven lollercoaster.
#winning
winning in the backseat. oh yeah!
Haha. So when's the wedding.
we have to wait for them to set a date for when you can put your snake in my bed.
Lolz
Blarg! There's already a wedding? Where's the proposal?
Heh - no proposal yet...I for one would be a fool for thinking you'd accept based on the inane shit Ive exposed you to this point. Acceptance based on having experienced my bedroom acrobatics is another thing mind you. But of course theres a min of 4 months on those shenanigans.
and with me, of course theres a max of 1 minute on those shenanigans, hey-o
A minimum of four months or a max of one minute? Decisions, decisions...
See now Im thinking you guys believe Im stating I can shag non-stop for 4 months...I was referring to the period of celibacy! Im good but even my strongest tantra skills cant pull off (no pun intended) 4 months.
Blarg! Four months of straight shagging sounds very painful. If you had asked me a month ago to wait four months for sex, it would have been a cake walk for me. Now, not so much.
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/1491/image0498.jpg)
the dada cup i was telling you about.
I want that mug!
Cheers to 23 years!
damn you, shawn for beating me to it.
HAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Happy B !!
happy b-day!!
Awww, thanks guys! You're all awesome in my eyes. :)
Quote from: blixa on Nov 28, 2011, 12:20 PM
damn you, shawn for beating me to it.
HAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
That's what happens when you live in Texas
You were actually the very first person to wish me a happy birthday, so be proud.
man, i sent your birthday pressie off today and got home and realised that a crucial element of your birthday present had arrived in the mail. fark!
Aww, poo! Just make that my Christmas present then. :P
i feel like emailing k. argh!
Do it.
i didn't. gladly. i texted my friend henry and we were texting till 3am. he told me not to. he doesn't deserve my words to inhabit his world.
Well, e-mail me at least and let me know what's been going down. We haven't spoken in a while.
Quote from: blixa on Jul 10, 2012, 12:57 PM
i didn't. gladly. i texted my friend henry and we were texting till 3am. he told me not to. he doesn't deserve my words to inhabit his world.
Poor Henry. I hope you've plan on giving it up to him soon.
i know. i think i'll record a video for you because i'm doing one for my bestie while she's in amsterdam. so much easier than writing it all down.
Quote from: downtownpony on Jul 11, 2012, 01:23 AM
Quote from: blixa on Jul 10, 2012, 12:57 PM
i didn't. gladly. i texted my friend henry and we were texting till 3am. he told me not to. he doesn't deserve my words to inhabit his world.
Poor Henry. I hope you've plan on giving it up to him soon.
he has a girlfriend. we're just homies.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-that-make-corgis-truly-happy (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-that-make-corgis-truly-happy)
This list should be re-named "38 Things that Make Heaven Squeal With Delight and Happiness"!
This one got to me. A sweet way to end the list and a darling tribute to Michael Hastings:
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/6/19/17/enhanced-buzz-22233-1371676377-4.jpg)
What a week. The Blackhawks are champs. Gays get to be gay. Wendy fucking Davis. Bill Pullman and Jeff Goldblum are in Independence Day 2. Brings tears to my eyes. America.
Oh my God, that filibuster! I laughed, I cried, I yelled at my computer screen. No need to see any summer blockbusters this year because NOTHING can top the Wendy Davis filibuster. I'm sure you've seen this already:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/adbf88ecadab38accf53bd1711fad2b1/tumblr_mozf5uz5CO1r0nqb4o1_500.png)
She's the Khaleesi and Leslie Knope wrapped into one.
The state I was originally born in (Texas) and the state I call home (California) both kicked ass this week! It's a great week to be an American! Hi5!
such a badass
So if a guy I know says that my tits and ass are magical and continues to make references of me pants-less, does this mean he likes me?
If he's not your brother.
Which is something to be thankful for.
It sure seems like this bro obviously has a thang for ya
We've been talking non-stop for the past few days. I made a comment about him getting me dragons and you know what he did? He bought me cute, stuffed animal dragons on Amazon. We have a date next week. Craaaazy!
Quote from: chick de la lynch on Jul 22, 2013, 06:40 AM
So if a guy I know says that my tits and ass are magical and continues to make references of me pants-less, does this mean he likes me?
Only if he's your brother.
Yeah, so what's up with that situation?
We're still dating. His family and comic book partner are in Bakersfield so he spends half of his time over there. I haven't seen him since early September, but we still talk when he's gone. He's coming back down next Monday and we have a date to see Don Jon together! :)
Glad you're happy, Heaven. Is he an artist? Or writer? That's pretty sweet.
By the way, am I the only that actually enjoys having their gf/bf out of town? I've been seeing this girl who's out of town Mon-Thurs for her consulting job. Not like I'm a cooze hound or anything, I just really like being able to do my own thing most of the time (chilling with bros, listening to metal really loud, watching good tv shows). Am I terrible?
No, I think you sound like a sensible young man.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Sep 24, 2013, 07:32 PM
Glad you're happy, Heaven. Is he an artist? Or writer? That's pretty sweet.
By the way, am I the only that actually enjoys having their gf/bf out of town? I've been seeing this girl who's out of town Mon-Thurs for her consulting job. Not like I'm a cooze hound or anything, I just really like being able to do my own thing most of the time (chilling with bros, listening to metal really loud, watching good tv shows). Am I terrible?
He's an aspiring comic book writer. His partner does the artwork. He's currently trying to start on a series and he's been going to a couple of conventions just to get the word out, which is one of the main reasons why he's in Bakersfield right now.
And I must agree with you, it is nice to have them out of town. If that makes us terrible people, then so be it. I do miss him, but at the same time I can lounge around and hang out with friends and do what I want to do. I've always enjoyed my solitude and independence, so having this arrangement at the moment is the best of both worlds and luckily he feels the same way, too. Although I did cry when he first left, so I'm still a sap.
Quote from: Crazylegs on Sep 24, 2013, 08:29 PM
No, I think you sound like a sensible young man.
Agreed.
So Mark, who is this lady friend you have currently been seeing?
Yeah, I was thinking of it probably because most of my friends are instantly whipped seem to do EVERYTHING with their ladyfriends, and here I am playing GTA with my single bro, bitching about some of our lame friends and how our 'guys nights' are dwindling.
Brand new lady is pretty casual, been seeing her for about a month since one of my friends' girlfriend set me up with her. "She's my first Asian" as Vince Vaughn said in Wedding Crashers. She's also like 5 years younger, a lot of fun, which in turn means a lot of work for me, haha. Work meaning we're always out somewhere all weekend (when sometimes I feel like doing jack shit). But hey she's never around during the week, so there's no problem with me sticking my hand down my pants, drinking a beer, and watching some tube.
Yeah, many of my friends have to do everything with their boyfriends yet I'm sitting here thinking, "Am I doing this wrong?" I don't have that same compulsion, and even after I have been seeing someone for nearly two months I still think spending too much time together is sickening. I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes this type of arrangement.
Haha, cool she's around my age! I didn't think there was much of a difference between 23 year olds and 28 year olds. I'm a lazy motherfucker, though so I act more like I'm 30 than 24.
After a long time of complaining, I'm really glad we're both getting laid now. :)
haha definitely. And yes I definitely feel 30 a lot more nowadays. Laziness, random backaches, receding hairline...ugh.
Bahaha! Mark, I'm pretty sure you'd be my best friend if I knew you outside of the internetz.
Your way of thought is so similar to mine, haha.
Goddamnit if only I was in Europe man.
Fuck yeah! I think you'd dig Copenhagen.
Hit me up if you ever get here! :)
You're very lucky Theis you live in a country that's beautiful, has attractive inhabitants and universal health care.
One day I'll make my way to Scandinavia!
yeah seriously, scandinavia ftw.
Haha! You two should take a trip together and come party with me. :D
That sounds pretty cool and with the pictures I've seen of you, you seem quite the partier!
Haha, yessir!
Quote from: chick de la lynch on Sep 24, 2013, 07:15 PM
We're still dating. His family and comic book partner are in Bakersfield so he spends half of his time over there. I haven't seen him since early September, but we still talk when he's gone. He's coming back down next Monday and we have a date to see Don Jon together! :)
So this is no longer a thing. The relationship ended pretty abruptly last week when I didn't appreciate him being condescending towards me on his Facebook page. I called him out on it so we could have an adult discussion about it. He didn't like that too much and I am now blocked from his Facebook and his phone.
I have never been blocked from anything before, and I'm still getting used to that. I'm glad I found out this side of him now rather than a year from now. I'm getting over it quicker than I thought I would, but I'm still pretty peeved about the whole thing.
That's kind of a dickish, over-the-top move to completely block you. It's never happened to me either. Never actually had a social media inducing argument with a gf either. Sorry to hear this Heaven, as it seemed like it was going well and you were happy. Breakups suck, but I'm glad you seem to be getting over it quickly.
But yeah, why be a twat and miss the fun in having an argument-discussion-makeup sex like a boss?
Haha, right? That's what I was expecting out of everything. Oh well, his loss.
All that matters is I'm back on the market. Any takers, fellas? ;) :-* 8)
aight
Haaaaappyyyy birthday!!
Happy bday Heaven!
Awwww! Thanks guys! A lot of people forgot my birthday because of Thanksgiving, but on a day devoted to being thankful I'm really grateful for the people who remembered and that includes you two knuckleheads. :)
I guess I'm late, but happy B nonetheless ! :)
Awww! Thank you! :D
i logged back in to haunt you, heaven.
Oh my God, it's Mariam!!!
Miss you, boo! xx
i was thinking of going to amsterdam for one-two weeks for my birthday. it'd be worth it. what do you reckon, heaven?
Amsterdam on your birthday sounds like an amazing idea!
if i do it, it'll be on a whim thing. always wanted to go to the netherlands.
You should still come out to SoCali and see me. I need cuddles!
i'm doing san fran next year. just a week though. mexico will be last. going there for a week with my sister and then back to sydney.
Keep me posted with San Fran or Mexico. Both are traveling distance for me.
would love for you to come with to mexico. girls week! party and cocktails and beach. and boyzzzz!!!
Better brush up on my non-existent Spanish. :P
yeah, you better. i'm relying on you to help me. i only know "yo no habla espanol." i want to know how to say "another drink, please."
It's really sad I don't know a word. A guy at my work, who's 100% Jewish, can carry a conversation in Spanish. Me, a half blooded Mexican, can barely say "hello" in Spanish and sometimes I forget what that word even is.
hahaha this reminded me of a scene from orange is the new black.
Haha, are you referring to Daya?
yeah. my ex was a white boy who spoke fluent spanish. i hated when he spoke it. just looked and sounded weird.
Aren't spanish people considered white?
what i meant was that my ex is from an english background aka anglo-saxon. he learned spanish because his ex's mum didn't speak english. he was with her for four years so he picked it up.
Yeah, it always looked weird when my co-worker spoke Spanish, too. But he picked it up through his Mexican girlfriend of five years and living with her family.
I feel like an asshole whenever someone comes up to me speaking Spanish and in my white girl voice I say "Sorry, I don't speak Spanish".
you know what you got to do now! date a mexican.
hey that's what I'm doing
you're going to speak better spanish than heaven hahaha
poor heaven.
haha that depends on how long it lasts, but yeah I only remember the basics of what I experienced in high school and when I worked in a grocery store.
Quote from: blixa on Aug 11, 2014, 09:58 AM
you know what you got to do now! date a mexican.
Ugh! But I've only been attracted to one Mexican and he's about as white washed as I am. :/ Mexican men do nothing for me.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Aug 11, 2014, 01:38 PM
hey that's what I'm doing
And it's not me?! I'm insulted.
As long as I'm your #1 white washed, Mexican half-breed then I forgive you.
Half-Breed. What a great nickname haha.
half caste. such a gross term.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Aug 13, 2014, 01:27 PM
Half-Breed. What a great nickname haha.
Haha, why didn't I get this nickname sooner?
my ex texted me. wants to "hang out sometime..."
i said maybe and that it'll be awkward and he says, "no, natural baby!"
HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF EVERY WHICH WAY.
Which ex is this? Sounds juicy!
kyall. to be honest, i have zero interest in hanging out with him.
Wow, that is a name I haven't heard in ages! Why did you guys break up again? Was it because he was a raging jackass?
yes, that is exactly why. he's a fucking pretentious wanker. i will never want to hang out with him. ever.
Quote from: blixa on Aug 15, 2014, 02:12 PM
my ex texted me. wants to "hang out sometime..."
i said maybe and that it'll be awkward and he says, "no, natural baby!"
HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF EVERY WHICH WAY.
why didn't you say no?
i don't know. i genuinely don't ever want to see nor speak to him again. he's a scum of a human being.
Quote from: blixa on Aug 20, 2014, 12:15 PM
yes, that is exactly why. he's a fucking pretentious wanker. i will never want to hang out with him. ever.
Thank God! I did not like him as you guys kept on dating. I kept thinking you could do so much better.
Also, why do guys make it a habit to ignore you for a long period of time and then all of the sudden just pop out of fucking nowhere like the boogeyman? It took us forever to get over you and now you're mucking up our progress. It's irritating.
fucking exactly!!! although i am 100% certain i'm over him.
Tell him to fuck off and he'll not write you again, but if he asks to meet up and you respond with maybe, then he has reason to keep on trying. I know I would, because maybe hardly ever means no when it comes to women (no offense) ^_^
hahaha i actually said "maybe" when he asked if we could hang out. nothing good will come out of hanging out with him again. i have too much resentment towards him. no one has sat his arse down and told him what a narcissistic judgemental arsehole he is.
ur so not over him and you know it!! too much anger in your heart you still have
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i have pent up anger for sure. i never got to express it. i am over him though. he has messaged me before about various things and i remember how i felt, but when he messaged last time suggesting we hang out again, i just knew inside that i was over it all. i've grown up a lot over the last few years. he treated me like shit and i was completely passive to it. i think my anger is mostly directed at myself because i allowed it all to happen under my watch. he has a really high view of himself. no one has bothered to bring him down a notch.
I don't know why he was such a cocky piece of shit. He was attractive but there are hotter men in the world.
he wasn't that great looking. he had nice eyes though. he texted again today, but i didn't reply.
Tell him to fuck off and be done with it. Not answering is a passive/aggressive, and childish move methinks (unless of course he's clogging up your phone with messages).
Ignore his messages all you like, as long as you puss out of being clear with him I think it only affirms my earlier thought that you might in fact not be over him.
Maybe you think that he suffers from not receiving any replies and thats your way of payback for all the bad things he has done to you, but I don't believe this way of thinking would be very benefitial. Let go of the man, even if that means receiving no more messages and losing someone in your life who desires you.
i'm not playing any games. i don't think he's "suffering" at all. i don't think he even gives a shit. i didn't feel like responding so i didn't. i have let go. he's the one texting me. he broke up with me. he's supposed to never want to have anything to do with me. i've never initiated contact.
I ignore guys I have no interest with too, and after a while they back off. No need to reply back.
he's the last thing i'm thinking about. no men in my life and i feel good.
Me too! Hi five girl!
had beers with my friend doug and we were walking to my car and who's across the road? my ex. he was eyeballing me but we just kept walking.
he was jelly
my friend was like, "he's going to text you and ask about that super hot guy you were with". when i was walking up the road to the pub i thought i saw him walking on the other side of the road holding hands with some girl, but i'm not sure if it was him or not. i hope he's doing ok.
haven't had sex in so long.
When was the last time you banged?
beginning of april. the guy i was shagging is in europe but to be honest, i don't know if i want to shag him anymore. he was great at sex though. god, he was so good. and we had a rapport. i practiced a few things on him and we both gave each other feedback. super comfortable around him. we usually watched game of thrones and shagged with game of thrones in the background then he would tell me about liam neeson having a massive penis after. i have no attachment to this guy and it feels like i'm having sex with a mate who i'm very sexually attracted to. there is a great comfort in not having sex though. i'm so much more chilled out.
i do miss dick though.
I get the comfort with no sex part. Less stress. Less guessing. Things are clearer. You have less shit to worry about. I get it.
It's been a few weeks since I last got dick and it was during a threesome so I'm doing okay. But dick--I have a love/hate relationship with it. I can go without for a while but as soon as I have good sex, I miss it terribly. What kind of things would this guy do? Sounds like he's a bit adventurous.
threesomes are good!! how did it happen? mine was super tacky and i try to block it out.
he told me things he likes and i try them and he tells me how i do and how i can improve. it's mostly gobbies. i'm pretty good at other stuff but he pushes my body to the limits. it's kind of good. sometimes i think i'm too chunky to try a certain position but then he'll be like, "we're doing it!" and we do it and it's great. it literally goes like this: we watch game of thrones and then we have sex and we watch some more game of thrones while making fun of each other.
Haha, I met them through Tinder. And it wasn't my first couple, either. :P It was a lot of fun!
I just found out what gobbies are (We don't use that term here in the States). Communication is always the key to great sex. What positions have you guys done? And doing it to Game of Thrones is like a special treat. With the amount of sex in that show, you kind of have to.
And girl, if you're chunky than I'm fat as fuck!
that's so hot! i forgot that there were couples on tinder who primarily look for a third person. i've only been asked a few times but in person, which i didn't really react well to thinking back on it.
we've done a lot of me practicing being on top. that's how i realised i was out of shape haha
Quote from: blixa on Jul 01, 2015, 01:53 PM
it literally goes like this: we watch game of thrones and then we have sex and we watch some more game of thrones while making fun of each other.
I'd say millions of people do the exact same.
would be thoroughly pissed if my girl would come onto me during an episode of game of thrones, like what the fuck
he was watching all the prior seasons because he started watching the show late and i told him that jon snow was going to get stabbed because i had read it in the books and he literally pounced on me. he was so pissed! on the other hand, i couldn't stop laughing. made it up to him later though.
Quote from: blixa on Jul 04, 2015, 03:57 AM
he was watching all the prior seasons because he started watching the show late and i told him that jon snow was going to get stabbed because i had read it in the books and he literally pounced on me. he was so pissed! on the other hand, i couldn't stop laughing. made it up to him later though.
I don't get it. Please explain in detail.
Quote from: blixa on Jul 04, 2015, 03:57 AM
he was watching all the prior seasons because he started watching the show late and i told him that jon snow was going to get stabbed because i had read it in the books and he literally pounced on me. he was so pissed! on the other hand, i couldn't stop laughing. made it up to him later though.
would've kicked your thick ass straight out of the bed and never speak to you again, what a shitty move blixa, why would you do something so rude
Bullshit you love her thick ass more than you love Jon Snow
that feeling when john snow will never be your husband
why even live
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Jul 04, 2015, 01:37 PM
Quote from: blixa on Jul 04, 2015, 03:57 AM
he was watching all the prior seasons because he started watching the show late and i told him that jon snow was going to get stabbed because i had read it in the books and he literally pounced on me. he was so pissed! on the other hand, i couldn't stop laughing. made it up to him later though.
I don't get it. Please explain in detail.
it's everything you can imagine...just gross stuff. gross for me but good for him. i actually said it as a joke and he believed it was a joke. he's hella pissed at me now though because it has happened. lucky he's in europe.
Men are odd. Some of the stuff they're into is just so gross and I'm thinking 'why do you find such things to be a turn on?'
women are just as odd i think. i mean, i'm into some disturbing shit.
What kind of disturbing shit?
that's between me and the perverted fuck that is willing to do them.
Using the term "shag" in a serious context to refer to fucking is such an odd thing. Austin Powers has forever tainted that term in America.
we say shag, fuck and root. whenever i say shag my mates all ask about my perm and my shoulder pads.
So if I root for someone or I'm rooting for you that means I am having sex for you?
no. rooting for someone means you are cheering them on/supporting them in some type of endeavour. wanting to root someone is totally different.
"i'm rooting for your team tonight"=i'm cheering for your team tonight.
"does he wanna root?"=does he want to fuck.
Aussie slang 101 with Mariam.
i was teaching this guy from south carolina how to say stuff the other night at the pub. he got a notebook out and wrote some of it down. taught him some legit english.
So then "root canal" is slang for anal. has to be.
I'm never going to hear the words "root canal" the same way ever again if that's the case.
up the clacker=anal.
gobbie=blowjob.