pep talk: be inventive and be honest.
1. Best Male?
2. Best Female?
3. Best topic of 2010?
4. Worst topic of 2010?
5. Hottest male?
6. Hottest female?
7. Best noob?
8. Worst noob?
9. Most irritating?
10. Funniest member?
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed?
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why?
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck?
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street?
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with?
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with?
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly?
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life?
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with?
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)?
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?
22. Member you'd turn gay for?
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song?
24. Member you want to punch in the face?
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life?
1. Best Male? bright lights, lostpilot, vesanic, crazylegs, ...hard to name just one. :)
2. Best Female? mazzy's ass
3. Best topic of 2010? @ bright lights, big city...'cause of mazzy's ass
4. Worst topic of 2010? deftones-ish bands
5. Hottest male? one weak's a good looking fellar, haha
6. Hottest female? mazzy's ass
7. Best noob? no idea
8. Worst noob? davetonez
9. Most irritating? dunno
10. Funniest member? crazylegs
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? bizarre question...uhm, jerry curls? because he's gay. okay that doesn't sound right
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? mazzy and bright lights. lots of sexual tension
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? see above, haha
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? see "best male"
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? mazzy's ass
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? see above
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? see above
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? no idea
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? bright lights
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? see nr. 2, 6, 15, 16, 17
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? no idea
22. Member you'd turn gay for? i guess the same person who i think is the hottest male member, hahaha
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? do i really need to answer this by now?
24. Member you want to punch in the face? PENICKS
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? uhhh...
Quote from: theis on Feb 02, 2011, 07:20 PM
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? uhhh...
You meant Mazzy's ass, right ?
Good call!
Oh my god this is hard. Either i haven't been active enough the last year, or it simply hasn't been so eventful. Either way, i can't fill this thing out.
There's like 5 questions i can manage to squeeze answers to out of my brain.
MY ARSE IS NOT A PERSON.
remember it is attached to me and i'm SUPER-DOOPER annoying.
Quote from: Crazylegs on Feb 02, 2011, 10:25 PM
Oh my god this is hard. Either i haven't been active enough the last year, or it simply hasn't been so eventful. Either way, i can't fill this thing out.
There's like 5 questions i can manage to squeeze answers to out of my brain.
ohhh ohhhh wahhhh, do you want your mummy to help you fill it out? STOP CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH AND FILL IT OUT, BIG BOY.
Quote from: blixa on Feb 03, 2011, 03:43 AM
remember it is attached to me and i'm SUPER-DOOPER annoying.
That's why someone came up with chloroform.
queen's 'somebody to love' on - check. bottle of cold water - check. my spectacles on - check. my phone on silent - check.
let's start!
1. Best Male? variable. he made me blush once. i will never forgive him.
2. Best Female? chick de la lynch because she mah friend
3. Best topic of 2010? new years resolutions
4. Worst topic of 2010? social corruption
5. Hottest male? jerry_curls. always has been and always will be.
6. Hottest female? chick de la lynch
7. Best noob? lukas989
8. Worst noob? i don't hate
9. Most irritating? penicks. i like arguing with him though. i think he has a massive crush on me.
10. Funniest member? that's a tie between poofing acid and tarkil
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? ben. but i reckon i would harm him. i'd probably brush his hair and take him out for a drive even though he'd be in the boot all tied up and shit.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? glenn and poofing acid. they're already in love. being a couple is the next step.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? chick de la lynch and bright lights, big city
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? law
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? variable or theis. or both. oh god, yeah!
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? glenn or tarkil
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? crazylegs
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? poofing acid
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? alvarez. i know! i'm as shocked as you.
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? poofing acid
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? tarkil
22. Member you'd turn gay for? been there. done that.
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? variable. i want him to strip to cher's walking in memphis.
24. Member you want to punch in the face? alvarez. after he pays for the meal and after we'd had a ton of gin of course.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? jerry_curls
Quote from: Vesanic on Feb 03, 2011, 04:22 AM
Quote from: blixa on Feb 03, 2011, 03:43 AM
remember it is attached to me and i'm SUPER-DOOPER annoying.
That's why someone came up with chloroform.
that's what a rapist would say...
Nah, it's also pretty useful when someone you live with talks too much.
talks too much about how you're a rapist?
Exactly.
you guys are getting more inventive every year.
1. Best Male? (can't pick a fore-runner, but) bright lights, big city
2. Best Female? blixa (for being pretty much the only real active female in the forum)
3. Best topic of 2010? Picture Thread is always enjoyable
4. Worst topic of 2010? "Occult Themes in Deftones?" and other "metaphysical meaning of life in Deftones"
5. Hottest male? meh
6. Hottest female? By natural ass choice, blixa
7. Best noob? meh
8. Worst noob? meh
9. Most irritating? devilinside BillyNo.9
10. Funniest member? none, lol
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? meh
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? blixa and bright lights, big city
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? above
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Variable
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? none because all of you have STDs, bastards
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Necrocetaceanbeastiality
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Anyone, actually
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Penicks
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? blixa (for a really diverse conversation)
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? meh
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? mrs_swa
22. Member you'd turn gay for? Jerry_Curls, naturally
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? meh
24. Member you want to punch in the face? wither-I for being the first one to make real profit from his art in comparison to my fruitless art
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? wither-I
i have a feeling that 2011 is going to be the year that my arse gets the appreciation it deserves.
1. Best Male? starz (for recommending awesome music)
2. Best Female? -
3. Best topic of 2010? fresh pots
4. Worst topic of 2010? "Steph Is A Bazooka Rocket" and every topic started that already exist
5. Hottest male? -
6. Hottest female? -
7. Best noob? -
8. Worst noob? -
9. Most irritating? blixa
10. Funniest member? variable
Quote from: from_musings on Feb 03, 2011, 01:48 PM
4. Worst topic of 2010? "Steph Is A Bazooka Rocket" and every topic started that already exist
Man that shit was awesome. ;D
1. Best Male? You guys all suck but I love y'all. Can't pick just one.
2. Best Female? Mazzy's sister.
3. Best topic of 2010? BUY CHEAP VIAGRA VIAGRAGIVEAWAY.NET
4. Worst topic of 2010? Boner inducing Radiohead cover
5. Hottest male? Jerry, haha.
6. Hottest female? Cyn
7. Best noob? Billy No.9
8. Worst noob? Korea Rounding
9. Most irritating? Korea Rounding
10. Funniest member? Crazylegs, Penicks
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? Mazzy's ass.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Mazzy's ass & Theis.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? See above.
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Theis
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? Ssshhh.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Cyn's boobs.
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? lahemi
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Mazzy's ass.
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? lostpilot
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night ? Cyn's boobs.
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Huh ?
22. Member you'd turn gay for? Mazzy's ass.
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? Seriously, I don't know.
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Me.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? Cyn's boobs.
Quote from: Vesanic on Feb 03, 2011, 02:58 PM
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Mazzy's ass.
a lot of us seem to worship the greatness of mazzy's ass. and it is a lovely butt. but you could be right, with all that meat she doesn't eat it probably farts like crazy.
not that there's anything wrong with that.
This just seems like the one group of friends on here praising each other. I can't really think of people on here to answer most of these. I'll try it tonight though.
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/3610/image025wk.jpg)
But it's not even that great guys. Oh well.
Quote from: sing blue silver on Feb 03, 2011, 04:03 PM
This just seems like the one group of friends on here praising each other
mutual admiration society ^^
9. Most irritating? blixa
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Vesanic because he's the closest around
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? most girls here are hot, maybe blixa when she's smooth and when i'm really really drunk, though i have no idea what she looks like
24. Member you want to punch in the face? blixa
sorry, i can only remember two names
I feel honored.
holy shit, who's butt is that? i want to ride it like a damn racehorse
Quote from: lostpilot on Feb 03, 2011, 11:54 AM
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Penicks
i'm much worse in real life
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 03, 2011, 06:07 PM
holy shit, who's butt is that? i want to ride it like a damn racehorse
Quote from: lostpilot on Feb 03, 2011, 11:54 AM
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Penicks
i'm much worse in real life
who said I've meant better behaviour? :D
1. Best Male?- Vesanic. I'm mainly here for the tones, and he brings the tones.
2. Best Female?-Seems like there's only been one so- Blixa
3. Best topic of 2010?-youtube black people thread
4. Worst topic of 2010?-youtube blackpeople thread
5. Hottest male?-Jerry curls, he's so trendy.
6. Hottest female?-Like I said before there's really only been one, and she posted her ass.
7. Best boobs?-whitepwny
8. Worst boobs?sorry blixa
9. Most irritating?from musings
10. Funniest member?-crazylegs
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and rape? sorry Blixa
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why?-Blixa and Bright LIghts
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck?same^^
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street?- Variable
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with?Blixa, whitepwny
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with?-^^
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly?-Theis
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life?-lostpilot
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with?-Bright lights
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)?-Bright lights
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?-Lost pilot
22. Member you'd turn gay for?-Lost pilot
23. Member you would most love a handjob from? And to what song?Lostpilot. Uhh anything by Santana
24. Member you want to punch in the face?-not violent
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life?-Theis
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 03, 2011, 06:07 PM
holy shit, who's butt is that? i want to ride it like a damn racehorse
Well, Blixa's...
Quote from: downtownpony on Feb 03, 2011, 06:59 PM
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?-Lost pilot
22. Member you'd turn gay for?-Lost pilot
23. Member you would most love a handjob from? And to what song?Lostpilot. Uhh anything by Santana
bring it on, lol!
Darius + strip-tease + Santana = ?!r!ytrhyju451k15sdg1j5,sgh0k,56e1y58z(è418(ju4a'84
Quote from: blixa on Feb 03, 2011, 04:44 AM
7. Best noob? lukas989
Yeah Im a sad droplet of jism for drawing attention to it, and even moreso for not even contributing to the thread, but I got mentioned! Fucking thanks blix - I feel special.
Quote from: Vesanic on Feb 03, 2011, 07:18 PM
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 03, 2011, 06:07 PM
holy shit, who's butt is that? i want to ride it like a damn racehorse
Well, Blixa's...
Darth Vader NO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s#)
M. Bison "Yes Yes!" Widescreen HD reupload (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs#ws)
;D
1. Best Male?Vesanic
2. Best Female? WhitePwny (only girl i really know on here)
3. Best topic of 2010? Deftones Download and Request Thread
4. Worst topic of 2010? Occult themes in Deftones or anything of that nature
5. Hottest male? Lostpilot
6. Hottest female? WhitePwny
7. Best noob? The Same Sound (can't think of many noobs but this is a good one)
8. Worst noob? Korea Rounding
9. Most irritating? Blixa, Korea Rounding, from_musings (but the last one i actually kind of like for some unknown reason)
10. Funniest member? hhmmm... Vesanic or Penicks
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? Starz
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Penicks and Theis because the bickering would be hilarious
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? blixa and bright lights big city or theis
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Vesanic
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? hhmmm... none of you, sorry. maybe it's because i love you all so much and don't want to cheapen it but it's probably because i'm not really sexually attracted to anyone here at all.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Lostpilot, Theis or Penicks
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Vesanic
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Korea Rounding
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? Vesanic
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? none of you. once again, sorry.
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Penicks
22. Member you'd turn gay for? Lostpilot or Vesanic
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? uummm... Whitepwny and the song would be... highway to the danger zone by kenny loggins because i'm awkward
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Korea Rounding
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? Vesanic
there, done.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Feb 03, 2011, 03:46 PM
Quote from: Vesanic on Feb 03, 2011, 02:58 PM
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Mazzy's ass.
a lot of us seem to worship the greatness of mazzy's ass. and it is a lovely butt. but you could be right, with all that meat she doesn't eat it probably farts like crazy.
not that there's anything wrong with that.
and i quote:
"Making records is commerce, and it's about fooling yourself as a writer and a performer and fooling the audience into not thinking about it and accepting it. It's like when you walk down the street, and you say, 'Look at that girl's ass, it's so great.' You're ignoring the fact that she farts and shits out of that ass."
Will Oldham
Quote from: blixa on Feb 04, 2011, 03:44 AM
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Feb 03, 2011, 03:46 PM
Quote from: Vesanic on Feb 03, 2011, 02:58 PM
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Mazzy's ass.
a lot of us seem to worship the greatness of mazzy's ass. and it is a lovely butt. but you could be right, with all that meat she doesn't eat it probably farts like crazy.
not that there's anything wrong with that.
and i quote:
"Making records is commerce, and it's about fooling yourself as a writer and a performer and fooling the audience into not thinking about it and accepting it. It's like when you walk down the street, and you say, 'Look at that girl's ass, it's so great.' You're ignoring the fact that she farts and shits out of that ass."
Will Oldham
amazing
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 03, 2011, 08:33 PM
Quote from: Vesanic on Feb 03, 2011, 07:18 PM
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 03, 2011, 06:07 PM
holy shit, who's butt is that? i want to ride it like a damn racehorse
Well, Blixa's...
Darth Vader NO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s#)
you
looooove me hahhaha
Quote from: blixa on Feb 04, 2011, 12:44 PM
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 03, 2011, 08:33 PM
Quote from: Vesanic on Feb 03, 2011, 07:18 PM
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 03, 2011, 06:07 PM
holy shit, who's butt is that? i want to ride it like a damn racehorse
Well, Blixa's...
Darth Vader NO
you looooove me hahhaha
If your butt is all you are, then yes
it must be all i am because you know me so well.
what's been said in these posts are that penicks think you're irritating and want to punch you in the face.
but ,he's obviously in fond of your butt. if your conclusion by this is that he loves you,to me that means you're all buttocks and nothing more.
I'm just pointing out just what you and the conversation says, not my opinion or anything 8)
1. Best Male? There's that turkish guy. He's awesome.
2. Best Female? Don't know of any females on this board
3. Best topic of 2010? jerking off to skinny chino or something. i love the chongo jokes.
4. Worst topic of 2010? Eros thread - hate how this shit has been hyped
5. Hottest male? Me, i guess.
6. Hottest female? Again, don't know of any females on this board
7. Best noob? No idea
8. Worst noob? No idae
9. Most irritating? There's this unshaved girl fighting for nature or something. Also Vesanic. This guy is too self-righeous.
10. Funniest member? The turkish guy, again! Unintentionally, though.
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? I don't hurt people.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Me and some hot girl, of course.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? Me and that turkish guy.
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Fuck, I don't know anybody here.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? would default to turkish guy, then I remembered there is that one girl.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Any one of you.
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Turkish guy
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Me
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? Turkish guy
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? Vesanic. So we can make up!
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Turkish guy
22. Member you'd turn gay for? Chino Moreno
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? Again - don't know any gals here. Except the hairy one.
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Vesanic, sorry dude.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? Vesanic for providing an endless stream of deftones videos.
Yeah, sorry. I don't know anybody here.
Quote from: Caín on Feb 04, 2011, 02:40 PM
9. Most irritating? There's this unshaved girl fighting for nature or something. Also Vesanic. This guy is too self-righeous.
Lol. The only time you really considered me self-righteous was that time you said how the self-titled sucked. You went on an endless written rambling shitting on every note of every song from that record.
I totally accept that you don't like the self-titled record, that it doesn't match your expectations, etc. But saying that it sucks as if it were a stated fact is subjective and wrong. There's a difference not to neglect here, duddy dude.
Quote from: Caín on Feb 04, 2011, 02:40 PM
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? Vesanic. So we can make up!
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Vesanic, sorry dude.
On the other hand, that was funny.
Quote from: Vesanic on Feb 04, 2011, 02:53 PM
Quote from: Caín on Feb 04, 2011, 02:40 PM
9. Most irritating? There's this unshaved girl fighting for nature or something. Also Vesanic. This guy is too self-righeous.
Lol. The only time you really considered me self-righteous was that time you said how the self-titled sucked. You went on an endless written rambling shitting on every note of every song from that record.
I totally accept that you don't like the self-titled record, that it doesn't match your expectations, etc. But saying that it sucks as if it were a stated fact is subjective and wrong. There's a difference not to neglect here, duddy dude.
No dude, I consider you self-righteous all the time. Even now. I just don't tell you each and every time. I mean, why would you bother to answer to my shitty list right now if you weren't self-righteous. Dude, chillax. I don't know you. All I know is that often you come across a little douche-y - but who doesn't? I might be the biggest douche on the board for all I care.
PS I also included you in the snuggle category. So all's cool, bro. I'm sure you're a nice guy.
Quote from: from_musings on Feb 04, 2011, 02:15 PM
what's been said in these posts are that penicks think you're irritating and want to punch you in the face.
but ,he's obviously in fond of your butt. if your conclusion by this is that he loves you,to me that means you're all buttocks and nothing more.
I'm just pointing out just what you and the conversation says, not my opinion or anything 8)
if you knew anything in the first place you would know i was being sarcastic because penicks and i irritate each other. it's a mutual feeling. i've said before that i don't dislike him. i actually quite like him. he can think whatever he wants of me because he's allowed that.
? i never said anything about you not liking him. i really don't know what you're babbeling about.all i meant was that answer of yours implied that you were all butt.that's it.
(http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy20/from_musings/buttfaceblixa.jpg)
Blixa?
(http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy20/from_musings/blixasparentsareupset.jpg)
Quote from: from_musings on Feb 04, 2011, 04:36 PM
(http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy20/from_musings/blixasparentsareupset.jpg)
haha THAT'S what I've been thinking about during this whole conversation.
Some real fart talk, right there
Quote from: Deftones-argentina on Feb 04, 2011, 06:30 PM
Some real fart talk, right there
Rimshot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34#)
alright lets do this
1. Best Male? steve yo
2. Best Female? blixa
3. Best topic of 2010? some of the topics where people share good music
4. Worst topic of 2010? there was some topic about the worst member of the deftones, I thought that was horrible.
5. Hottest male? I hardly ever see anyone post pics on this board, but jerry_curls beats them all
6. Hottest female? a couple of years ago there was this chick called rxgrl and she posted a picture of herself naked in a foggy mirror. I still have that etched onto my cornea.
7. Best noob? dunno, never really see anyone post
8. Worst noob?
9. Most irritating? I don't think anyone is irritating, I dig all.
10. Funniest member? Penicks and Steve. I've seen bebo post some funny stuff here and there as well.
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? JAY_CURLZ!
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? ben and stu. They'd be like one of those couples that are so alike that you sometimes think they're siblings.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? oooooooooooooooooh I don't know
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Vesanic, he's in all the topics, so maybe he's very talkative in real life as well? That'd be sweet.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? chick de la lynch
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? blixa
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? holy shit, jerry curls
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? variable, he's prolly more mellow.
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? variable, if that is, he is more mellow!
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? i'd snuggle blixa, I can imagine she'd be pretty good at taking naps with.
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Theis, I'd read out loud from the booklet of some Tool album. NIN might do the trick as well.
22. Member you'd turn gay for? alvarezbassist. If I remember correctly he has that sort of beard, not sure what it's called in english, but the one that follows your chin. chin-strap? I'd think we'd look pretty sweet walking around, sorta complement each other.
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? steve, and that Journey song, just a small town girl living in a lonely world she took the midnight train going annyyyyyywheeeeeeree...
24. Member you want to punch in the face? no one, wtf?!
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? probably alot of the older members here. blixa, steve, ben, stu and black coffee. I got into a lot of good band because of them (except blixa, she just says babbles a lot)
1. Best Male? don't know, i can't choose just one (whoever counts up the votes later on can choose one of the following: Theis, Lostpilot, Vesanic, E-Money, Bright lights, Poofing acid, black coffee, downtownpony, ...)
2. Best Female? blixa
3. Best topic of 2010? not exactly one thread, but i thouroughly enjoyed the album of the week threads.
4. Worst topic of 2010?Spam
5. Hottest male? Jerry I guess, I mean Brian
6. Hottest female? rxgrl was pretty hot, but she hasn't been around for ages, does it count if she isn't active anymore
7. Best noob? that guy who started the scrabble thread, that made me laugh. Lukas something.
8. Worst noob? spam bots
9. Most irritating? That swedish guy who always had sand in his vagina, can't remember his name
10. Funniest member? JerryCurls, some of your pictures are gold
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? Josh, ridin' dirty
Kenny Hotz Pizza Ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B3iX6UDi6A#)
blixa made a pizza commercial?
Quote from: Crazylegs on Feb 05, 2011, 12:32 AM
9. Most irritating? That swedish guy who always had sand in his vagina, can't remember his name
oh lol
i know this is just for fun and shouldn't been taken too seriously, but i think people should keep it to ONE person when they are voting in case someone will be counting the votes later on. if not keeping it to one person, then there's really no awards, just a way for members to send out love for each other
huh? there's not a committee that gets together and tallies votes. we're all winners (losers) here anyhow, so don't dig too deep on this one.
i seem to remember that there was a counting of votes the last time this went down
I often dig too deep into things, a weakness I have. carry on then
i was under the impression that this had deteriorated into a thread making jokes about blixa's ass. we're still doing the awards thing?
Quote from: Crazylegs on Feb 05, 2011, 12:32 AM
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? Josh, ridin' dirty
Hahahahaha!
omg, that pizza ad was just wrong! when i was ten we used to go to this pizza shop and the man that made the pizza would always have his butt crack hanging out. i didn't eat pizza for a good seven years after that.
Quote from: from_musings on Feb 05, 2011, 05:31 PM
i know this is just for fun and shouldn't been taken too seriously, but i think people should keep it to ONE person when they are voting in case someone will be counting the votes later on. if not keeping it to one person, then there's really no awards, just a way for members to send out love for each other
well, it all went to hell. i was the only person counting votes so its sort of turned into a dictatorship. i should've indicated that people should only vote for one person, but i have a feeling no one was going to stick to that.
1. Best Male? theis
2. Best Female? blixa
3. Best topic of 2010? albums of the week
4. Worst topic of 2010? occult themes
5. Hottest male? penicks. those faces. the hair. awesome.
6. Hottest female? whitepwny
7. Best noob? lukas989
8. Worst noob? davetonez
9. Most irritating? rock n frost
10. Funniest member? the only one i can't pick just one. tie between tarkil and crazylegs.
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? lostpilot. so i could make him play me some of his new music.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? vesanic, whitepwny.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? blixa, poofing acid. just fuuuuck already
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? the watcher lives near me, so it might as well be him. we could talk about derrick rose, the 'tones, and girls' asses. not necessarily in that order.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? whitepwny. i would do unspeakable things to her chesticles.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? blixa. seems like a good butt fuck (if that's really her ass). that would pass the time well.
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? is this another implied sex question? devilinside. she's a girl. that likes sports.
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? blixa. bet those weren't even pics of her own butt.
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? theis. maybe go a concert too. then maybe chill afterward and watch the big lebowski or inception or some scorcese movies.
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? starz. we could totally fall asleep to some post-rock.
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? tarkil. all he has to do is quote south park to me.
22. Member you'd turn gay for? alvarez. i like beards
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? blixa. huey lewis - "power of love"
24. Member you want to punch in the face? variable. only once. mainly because i would take out my years of built-up rage against republicans in that one punch
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? theis. he's basically my euro counterpart.
something that strikes me is that this is not the 2010 awards, but perhaps the 2009 or even the 2008 awards .. because half of the names that pops up in these lists are from members that I havent even seen posting here. alvarez,tarkil rock n' frost, white pwny etc. it's like giving an oscar to titanic in the 2011 academy awards :P
ya i agree, i mean how am i not in one of these lists?
it's like all you stupid d-bags excluded me on purpose, you're probably jealous...
i nominate myself for best noob and most irratating.
fuck you all
<3 ya
I'd nominate Titanic for best picture this year if I could...
Quote from: bodywars9000 on Feb 07, 2011, 01:58 AM
ya i agree, i mean how am i not in one of these lists?
it's like all you stupid d-bags excluded me on purpose, you're probably jealous...
i nominate myself for best noob and most irratating.
fuck you all
<3 ya
haha omg it's not like that, I just spin further on what Silver said, that people mostly use the awards to send kisses to each other.and now to members who are not even active.i just found it funny ^^
so for you dudes, we're all just having a big circle jerk i guess.
apparently with blixa in the center.
Quote from: from_musings on Feb 07, 2011, 08:00 AM
Quote from: bodywars9000 on Feb 07, 2011, 01:58 AM
ya i agree, i mean how am i not in one of these lists?
it's like all you stupid d-bags excluded me on purpose, you're probably jealous...
i nominate myself for best noob and most irratating.
fuck you all
<3 ya
haha omg it's not like that, I just spin further on what Silver said, that people mostly use the awards to send kisses to each other.and now to members who are not even active.i just found it funny ^^
Most irritating? from_musings
lol
I think the spark between me and Blixa has faded--no one has nominated us for any of the fucking awards. =( I guess bright lights, big city can provide you with something I can't -- a penis.
^ gurl, you are nominated in one of my awards, but I just have to edit them and it'll be set. Trust.
a bit late,but I would like to have a "post of the year" in the awards.and then vote on that guy's post where he expresses his admiration for chino's howling in knife prty (when it's in fact rodleen) I liked that one a lot!
Mazzy dropped the ball on that one. Normally there is a best comment question here.
Fucking Mazzy man. She brings my piss to a boil.
Quote from: from_musings on Feb 08, 2011, 11:18 AM
a bit late,but I would like to have a "post of the year" in the awards.and then vote on that guy's post where he expresses his admiration for chino's howling in knife prty (when it's in fact rodleen) I liked that one a lot!
I'll prepare my acceptance speech just in case. It'll mostly just be giving thanks to my eunuch friend, who taught me that no balls is the classic case of one door closing another opens.
I nominate myself for stalker of the year.
next time the worst noob and most irritating will get removed and best comment will be included. that way no one gets majorly offended. although i think most irritating is useful. it helps people understand how it is that they irritate others. it's helped me to be less of a jerk to from_musing and sing blue silver. of course i haven't put it into action yet.
Quote from: chick de la lynch on Feb 08, 2011, 04:53 AM
I think the spark between me and Blixa has faded--no one has nominated us for any of the fucking awards. =( I guess bright lights, big city can provide you with something I can't -- a penis.
NO WAY! YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY NUMBER UNO. I LOVE YOU.
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Feb 08, 2011, 10:37 PM
I nominate myself for stalker of the year.
who were you stalking?
Quote from: blixa on Feb 10, 2011, 01:36 PM
it's helped me to be less of a jerk to from_musing and sing blue silver
um.. i haven't noticed that you've ever been a jerk to me.when did that happen? I just thought you were annoying.when speaking to others mostly.
but it's not like there's any hate or anything :) I don't think that the irritation post should be removed, perhaps it should even be developed into two, like who makes irritated and you wish wouldn't be here, and who you love to get irritated on, but in a good way (like hildago in my case) ^^
oh, i thought you hated me because i said something to you, but i see that you just thought i was being an arsehole to others. you gotta make waves somehow, my friend.
who wants to be liked by everyone? shit way to live.
1. Best Male? Bright Lights, Lostpilot, Thesis, Vesanic, Black Coffee, Crazylegs, Wither-I (i think this guy got a life tho as he doesn't post anymore.)
2. Best Female? Devilinside? I think she's a woman.
3. Best topic of 2010? Post-Rock/Ambient and Music Weekly topic.
4. Worst topic of 2010? Most of the ones in the Deftones section.
5. Hottest male? Darius.
6. Hottest female? Whitepwny.
7. Best noob?
8. Worst noob?
9. Most irritating? Blixa, Rock n Frost.
10. Funniest member? Penicks, Crazylegs.
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? Wither-I.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why?
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? Vesanic and Penicks.
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Bright Lights.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? Whitepwny.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Vesanic. We'd talk about a band called Deftones for hours to make the time pass.
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Lostpilot. He needs a drummer for his new band and asks me to be that drummer.
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life?
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? Blixa.
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? Bright Lights and Wither-I maybe.
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?
22. Member you'd turn gay for?
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song?
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Hidalgo.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? Wither-I.
Quote from: Starz on Feb 11, 2011, 11:24 AM
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Lostpilot. He needs a drummer for his new band and asks me to be that drummer.
gimme your home address, haha
Quote from: blixa on Feb 03, 2011, 04:44 AM
queen's 'somebody to love' on - check. bottle of cold water - check. my spectacles on - check. my phone on silent - check.
let's start!
1. Best Male? variable. he made me blush once. i will never forgive him.
2. Best Female? chick de la lynch because she mah friend
3. Best topic of 2010? new years resolutions
4. Worst topic of 2010? social corruption
5. Hottest male? jerry_curls. always has been and always will be.
6. Hottest female? chick de la lynch
7. Best noob? lukas989
8. Worst noob? i don't hate
9. Most irritating? penicks. i like arguing with him though. i think he has a massive crush on me.
10. Funniest member? that's a tie between poofing acid and tarkil
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? ben. but i reckon i would harm him. i'd probably brush his hair and take him out for a drive even though he'd be in the boot all tied up and shit.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? glenn and poofing acid. they're already in love. being a couple is the next step.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? chick de la lynch and bright lights, big city
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? law
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? variable or theis. or both. oh god, yeah!
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? glenn or tarkil
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? crazylegs
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? poofing acid
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? alvarez. i know! i'm as shocked as you.
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? poofing acid
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? tarkil
22. Member you'd turn gay for? been there. done that.
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? variable. i want him to strip to cher's walking in memphis.
24. Member you want to punch in the face? alvarez. after he pays for the meal and after we'd had a ton of gin of course.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? jerry_curls
So I have been meaning to stage a comeback here. Not because I'm so arrogant that I think anyone would care about my self proclaimed amazing comeback. But because I'm bored, and I feel like I have neglected some really cool friends of mine (you know who you are)
I was going to just post in my @ topic about how I have been sick and apologize for being gone but will return as soon as I feel better. However I finished all of my pre recorded Tosh.O episodes and managed to grab my lap top and expend all the energy that it takes for me to get on two web sites ( facebook and SL ) I was surprised to see a topic for the 2010 board awards because usually that gets posted Nov-Dec the year before. But hey here it is. So I being as vain as I am; I scrolled through the list to see how many people wanted to punch me in the face ( holy shit penicks actually managed to be more hated than me ) And I very quickly came (think about it) upon this post.
Just wanted to say that I'm honored ;) You're super cool and Ill try to start being around more. Even though you still haven't told me your first name and I still refer to you as mazzy in my head every time I make a post to you. I would probably send you a video of me strip teasing. But it would have to be to the Lonestar of "walking in Memphis" because thats just my way of being stubborn and coming out of the closet at the same time.
*awaiting video with bated breath*
This board is littered with my nudity from like 2009
Quote from: blixa on Feb 11, 2011, 10:38 AM
oh, i thought you hated me because i said something to you, but i see that you just thought i was being an arsehole to others. you gotta make waves somehow, my friend.
who wants to be liked by everyone? shit way to live.
by the way i don't hate you. i actually like you around here if you can believe it.
no, please. go ahead and hate me. it keeps me on my toes. i really don't mind it. i'm not being sarcastic or anything because lord knows i can't do sarcasm to save my life.
i dont hate you but i find your posts hella annoying sometimes. it's like you try too hard to be different and it comes off as being a bit cliche. but who gives a fudge what other people think, right?
Insulting someone, then saying "who gives a fudge about what other people think, right?" is cliche and "hella annoying sometimes".
i don't try to be annoying. i am annoying. the thing is, if i stop being annoying i stop being the person most people like. the two are completely connected. i don't try to be different and i never considered how i am being different. it's just that most people tell me i'm different and how they haven't met a person like me - they usually say that and make fun of me for being a vegan or being fascinated with pubic hair. if i say anything, i don't come with it with the intention of wanting to be different becoz itz kool, i literally am thinking it so i say it. or type it. or whatever. the people that annoy me most here are the people i like best and come here for.
life is one big cliche. i'm not saying something that another person hasn't said or thought before or is going to think.
You're fascinated with pubic hair?
and beards
I knew about the beard thing. I guess it makes sense; They do look about the same.
Quote from: Starz on Feb 11, 2011, 11:24 AM
1. Best Male? Bright Lights, Lostpilot, Thesis, Vesanic, Black Coffee, Crazylegs, Wither-I (i think this guy got a life tho as he doesn't post anymore.)
2. Best Female? Devilinside? I think she's a woman.
3. Best topic of 2010? Post-Rock/Ambient and Music Weekly topic.
4. Worst topic of 2010? Most of the ones in the Deftones section.
5. Hottest male? Darius.
6. Hottest female? Whitepwny.
7. Best noob?
8. Worst noob?
9. Most irritating? Blixa, Rock n Frost.
10. Funniest member? Penicks, Crazylegs.
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? Wither-I.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why?
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? Vesanic and Penicks.
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Bright Lights.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? Whitepwny.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Vesanic. We'd talk about a band called Deftones for hours to make the time pass.
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? Lostpilot. He needs a drummer for his new band and asks me to be that drummer.
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life?
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? Blixa.
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? Bright Lights and Wither-I maybe.
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?
22. Member you'd turn gay for?
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song?
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Hidalgo.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? Wither-I.
yea you try that. i wish you would. i'd take you behind the old woodshed, and commence to giving you the proverbial beating of your life
Quote from: blixa on Feb 02, 2011, 02:05 PM
pep talk: be inventive and be honest.
1. Best Male? vesanic. based on his effort deftones wise. always quick with news, interviews, setlists, pics, videos, etc. others are good at it too so props to you all. anything else i pay very little attention to. been here 7 plus years and don't know anyone really. i just like BS'n about deftones with fellow fans, and the occasional other subject. not trying to grade anyone
2. Best Female?
3. Best topic of 2010?
4. Worst topic of 2010?
5. Hottest male?
6. Hottest female?
7. Best noob?
8. Worst noob?
9. Most irritating?
10. Funniest member?
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed?
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why?
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck?
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street?
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with?
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with?
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly?
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life?
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with?
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)?
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you?
22. Member you'd turn gay for?
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song?
24. Member you want to punch in the face?
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life?
Quote from: Variable on Feb 21, 2011, 06:11 AM
I knew about the beard thing. I guess it makes sense; They do look about the same.
when i was 16 i was convinced i was a lesbian. dated a beautiful girl who until this day still would drop anyone to be with me. then found out i wasn't a homo and that i predominantly liked men. things went to complete shit after that hahaha my life was so much simpler and easier when i foolishly thought i was attracted to the same sex.
the point of that story is that i like beards a lot. facial hair in general. white boys with facial hair. i can't like beards and not like pubes. doesn't make sense.
Quote from: Hidalgo on Feb 21, 2011, 10:31 AM
yea you try that. i wish you would. i'd take you behind the old woodshed, and commence to giving you the proverbial beating of your life
stand down soldier
I wish i had more facial hair :(
1. Best Male? Drop-Dead.
2. Best Female? blixa.
3. Best topic of 2010? The Movie Topic.
4. Worst topic of 2010? Vegans and Vegetarians thread.
5. Hottest male? Jerry_Curls. His legs are to die for.
6. Hottest female? blixa. Her ass is to die for.
7. Best noob? lukas989. The guy has good taste.
8. Worst noob? I ignore the ones that annoy me.
9. Most irritating? Everyone is irritating in their own special way.
10. Funniest member? poofing acid.
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? ben.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Variable and alvarezbassist17. You can feel the love whenever they speak about Libertarianism.
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? blixa and bright lights, big city. They would go to the Synagogues to check out the hot Jews, then enjoy each other .
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? Jerry_Curls. We both live in SoCal.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? Variable. He likes to please a woman.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? one weak .
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? defskull.
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Fireal1222.
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? I had a lunch date with defskull not too long ago, and it was a rather enjoyable experience. I just wish I had finished my meal. =/
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? I already called dibs on blixa!
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Theis. I think listening to a Danish accent would be relaxing.
22. Member you'd turn gay for? blixa.
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? bright lights, big city to "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones.
24. Member you want to punch in the face? I'm not for violence.
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? The people who I communicate with outside of this board. They know who they are.
Quote from: chick de la lynch on Feb 23, 2011, 05:53 AM
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Variable and alvarezbassist17. You can feel the love whenever they speak about Libertarianism.
Best post of 2011
But you fail for not making me best male.
but if you think about it, nuno is best male. he made this place.
Quote from: chick de la lynch on Feb 23, 2011, 05:53 AM
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? bright lights, big city to "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones.
hahaha don't you know that I have absolutely zero moves? I definitely wouldn't be "starting" anyone up.
Quote from: blixa on Feb 24, 2011, 12:27 PM
but if you think about it, nuno is best male. he made this place.
No. That's like saying Bill Gates is the best at video games because he made the X-Box. ( I know that he didn't ACTUALLY make the X-box btw)
Nuno might have made the board. But that doesn't make him the best male. That just makes you all in debt to him because he allowed you a channel to meet me; The best male.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 25, 2011, 07:59 AM
Quote from: blixa on Feb 24, 2011, 12:27 PM
but if you think about it, nuno is best male. he made this place.
No. That's like saying Bill Gates is the best at video games because he made the X-Box. ( I know that he didn't ACTUALLY make the X-box btw)
Nuno might have made the board. But that doesn't make him the best male. That just makes you all in debt to him because he allowed you a channel to meet me; The best male.
hahhaha whatever. nuno is actually very nice and funny. i've shared some pm's with him in the past that proved this.
but my money is still on you.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 24, 2011, 09:21 AM
Quote from: chick de la lynch on Feb 23, 2011, 05:53 AM
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Variable and alvarezbassist17. You can feel the love whenever they speak about Libertarianism.
Best post of 2011
But you fail for not making me best male.
=( I had to give Nuno props for making this board, though. I don't think he gets as much love as he deserves. I'll nominate you for Best Male next year.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on Feb 24, 2011, 02:54 PM
Quote from: chick de la lynch on Feb 23, 2011, 05:53 AM
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? bright lights, big city to "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones.
hahaha don't you know that I have absolutely zero moves? I definitely wouldn't be "starting" anyone up.
I had a feeling you wouldn't, and that's why I nominated you. Strip teases are amusing to me no matter who's doing it. It just seems so silly. Even if Clive Owen gave me a strip tease, I'd think it would be more funny than sexy.
I'm sure Nuno is awesome. I have heard nothing but good things about him. Plus he has unbanned me, more than once. But he almost never comes around.....Just saying.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 26, 2011, 08:05 AM
Plus he has unbanned me, more than once.
hahaha I forgot about those entertaining days.
lol yeah. One time back in 07 I had to go to the field for like 3 months and when I left, everything was cool. When I came back (after not posting for 3 months) I was banned. I can't remember who it was. But someone was made a mod during that time and just couldn't wait to pull the trigger.
1. Best Male? Variable
2. Best Female? blixa
3. Best topic of 2010? The Fanboys Going Back to Jerking Off on Chino's Pics Now That He's Skinny Again
4. Worst topic of 2010?R.I.P No More Sugar. :-\
5. Hottest male? Sing blue silver...nice beard
6. Hottest female? blixa...not so many females roud here lately...
7. Best noob? from_musings
8. Worst noob?....
9. Most irritating? rumors
10. Funniest member? Penicks
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? Billy no9
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? Lost pilot and blixa... they like to take picures and would make awesome gypsy loooking babies
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? Vesanic and blixa...its the beard
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? one weak
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? The Watcher
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? alvarez bassist
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? ben
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? Fireal1222
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? Paint Your Lips
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)?Theis
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Tarkil...hes french
22. Member you'd turn gay for? devilinside
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? chickdelalynch PJ harvey's "The Wind"
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Nailec
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life?
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Feb 27, 2011, 01:23 AM
1. Best Male? Variable
SEE! Campaigning actually works.
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Feb 27, 2011, 01:23 AM
5. Hottest male? Sing blue silver...nice beard
*swoon*
lol, thanks though.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 27, 2011, 01:57 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Feb 27, 2011, 01:23 AM
1. Best Male? Variable
SEE! Campaigning actually works.
also the fact that i have taken a liking to you. popular by association i believe it's called hahaha
No I'm pretty sure it's just because I'm such an awesome, lovable person. ;)
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Feb 27, 2011, 01:23 AM
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? chickdelalynch PJ harvey's "The Wind"
I love that song. Very sexy. Good choice!
Quote from: Variable on Feb 25, 2011, 07:59 AM
Quote from: blixa on Feb 24, 2011, 12:27 PM
but if you think about it, nuno is best male. he made this place.
No. That's like saying Bill Gates is the best at video games because he made the X-Box. ( I know that he didn't ACTUALLY make the X-box btw)
Nuno might have made the board. But that doesn't make him the best male. That just makes you all in debt to him because he allowed you a channel to meet me; The best male.
How about you stop talking for a while.
he thought you were a guy, so I'm not sure that's considered a compliment...
:/
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Feb 27, 2011, 01:23 AM13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? Vesanic and blixa...its the beard
Wait a minuWhat ?
Quote from: raynor on Apr 18, 2011, 05:41 PM
he thought you were a guy, so I'm not sure that's considered a compliment...
:/
No,he knows I'm a girl....and he's gay,so I would think it would flip the situation. Either way I love him and his sexy ass.
oh haha, ok that made sense in some weird way.
Quote from: devilinside on Apr 18, 2011, 07:50 PM
Quote from: raynor on Apr 18, 2011, 05:41 PM
he thought you were a guy, so I'm not sure that's considered a compliment...
:/
No,he knows I'm a girl....and he's gay,so I would think it would flip the situation. Either way I love him and his sexy ass.
gay, straight, bicycle...i'd put my erotophobia aside and would bang him regardless. he's hothothot.
So who won what?
i'm guessing you won best noob. Congratulatore.
and i won... well, nothing.
Quote from: Crazylegs on Apr 27, 2011, 11:13 AM
i'm guessing you won best noob. Congratulatore.
Why thanks very much. I'll stick it on my mantle next to my 'Under 18's Best Legs' trophy.
Quote from: lukas989 on Apr 27, 2011, 10:51 AM
So who won what?
Quote from: lukas989 on Apr 27, 2011, 08:50 PM
Quote from: Crazylegs on Apr 27, 2011, 11:13 AM
i'm guessing you won best noob. Congratulatore.
Why thanks very much. I'll stick it on my mantle next to my 'Under 18's Best Legs' trophy.
so you weren't really interested in "who won what"? just interested in making a mod announce your name in one category ;)
manipulation!
Im a egomaniacal penis - of that there is no doubt.
haha i thought "pathetic asshole" but ok then ;)
i will tally this. all the winners get a make believe tiara.
those that matters are nr 9 and 24:
9. Most irritating? blixa (5 votes)
24. Member you want to punch in the face? vesanic 2 votes (one of them votes was by himself)
but yeah,people misbehave and cheat when the namedrop several names on one point.
have a good day
no, they all matter so they will all be counted.
yeah i counted all. right or wrong
you don't have to count it. i'll do it and then put them up.
if people have mentioned several names only the first name will be counted.
I want my fucking tiara for fuck sake!
Quote from: lukas989 on May 08, 2011, 04:21 PM
I want my fucking tiara for fuck sake!
hahaha okay, i'm going to do it right now.
winners. i've included special mentions that were super close.
1. Best Male? bright lights, big city
2. Best Female? blixa
3. Best topic of 2010? Album of the Week
4. Worst topic of 2010? Occult Themes
5. Hottest male? Jerry_Curls
6. Hottest female? blixa (special mention to WhitePwny who was one vote behind me)
7. Best noob? lukas989
8. Worst noob? tie between Davetonez and Korea Rounding
9. Most irritating? blixa (i'm honoured!)
10. Funniest member? Penicks (special mention to Crazylegs who was one vote behind Penicks)
11. Member who you would most likely kidnap for several days and return unharmed? tie between Jerry_Curls, ben, and blixa.
12. Which two board members would make the best couple and why? blixa and bright lights, big city
13. Two members most likely to meet up and fuck? blixa and bright lights, big city
14. Member who you would like to randomly bump into on a street? tie between bright lights, big city, variable, and vesanic.
15. Member you'd like to have a one-night stand with? tie between blixa, variable, and WhitePwny.
16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? blixa
17. Member you would want to show up at your house unexpectedly? a lot of people had one vote so everyone that was mentioned is a winner.
18. Member who probably acts nothing like their board persona in real life? blixa
19. Member you'd like to sit down and have a meal with? tie between bright lights, big city and blixa.
20. Member you'd most like to snuggle with in bed at night (NO FUNNY BIZ INVOLVED)? blixa (special mention to bright lights, big city who was one vote behind me)
21. Member you'd most like to read out loud to you? Tarkil (special mention to Theis who was one vote behind Tarkil)
22. Member you'd turn gay for? tie between blixa, lostpilot, and alvarezbassist17.
23. Member you would most love a striptease from? And to what song? blixa
24. Member you want to punch in the face? Vesanic
25. Member you would most likely remember for the rest of your life? tie between Wither-I, Theis and Vesanic.
for the winners, here is a picture of tom hardy and his beautiful partner charlotte riley in their swimming cossies:
(http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/2715/tombhardybulge.png)
handsome package
did you know that magazines that ran that image of tom hardy photoshopped his bulge out so they wouldn't offend anyone? i'd be so freaked out if he didn't have a bulge. i would find that more offensive.
Quote from: blixa on May 09, 2011, 07:33 AM
1. Best Male? bright lights, big city
i demand a recount
now I feel useless in this board. I am only a if-only-I-was-gay sex interest.
You pigs!
hahaha they only love you when you're willing to bend over.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on May 09, 2011, 01:51 PM
Quote from: blixa on May 09, 2011, 07:33 AM
1. Best Male? bright lights, big city
i demand a recount
it took me ages to count the whole thing once and i made sure i did it thoroughly so no recount. you are best male. suck it up!
i'll suck you.
knowwhatimean
we did win for best couple and most likely to fuck so...
you'd have to drug me to get me to do anything sexual, but i'm pretty sure you can go to jail for that kind of stuff. make sure you use the drug where i wake up and don't remember anything.
it wouldn't work, you'd remember it all.
i'm that good.
oh, i think you're overselling yourself a bit there. how good can you actually be?
guaranteed you'd sound amazing talking dirty because you have an american accent.
Quote from: blixa on May 09, 2011, 02:56 PM
oh, i think you're overselling yourself a bit there. how good can you actually be?
shit, you caught me.
and more specifically it's a chicago accent! dirty? check. less annoying than boston accents? check.
i love boston accents! although i do prefer a southern accent purely for entertainment reasons.
what the fahk
can you fake either of those accents is what i'm asking.
i do a mean boston accent. the southern accent needs work though. it's more of a funny parody than a legitimate southern accent.
i also have a rockin' british accent. but that could just be more offensive than anything else.
that's impressive. i can't do any accents. i've been trying to do a scottish accent to no avail. you would think i would be able to do a british accent considering how much british tv and cinema i watch, but no.
australian accents are the least sexiest.
nah, i say irish
Kids these days and their public sexting. I'd love to have an irish red head. I dislike british.
Quote from: bright lights, big city on May 09, 2011, 04:32 PM
nah, i say irish
no way! irish accents are the best. irish and scottish accents trump all.
See thats it - the sexy Scottish and Irish accents are unbeatable, but see when you get to the dregs of each of these countrys' accent bin...holy fuck its like speaking to mutants (Dublin (mumbling drone) and Inverness (god awful nasal whine) for starter references....theres a lot lot more).
i watched loach's sweet sixteen. i had to put the subtitles on because i didn't understand what some of the characters were saying. their accent was so strong.
(http://i.imgur.com/zfMF9.jpg)
i prefer the corgis.
for you, my love
Corgi Stampede (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGwQqxDWE2M#)
Quote from: bright lights, big city on May 09, 2011, 03:42 PM
the southern accent needs work though. it's more of a funny parody than a legitimate southern accent.
LOL! I've pretty much got that one down! ;p I've mastered the Canadian accent thanks to my best friend being from Toronto.
Quote from: Penicks on May 10, 2011, 05:26 PM
for you, my love
Corgi Stampede (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGwQqxDWE2M#)
oh my god! my heart is about ready to explode. so fucking adorable.
Quote from: lostpilot on Feb 03, 2011, 11:54 AM16. Member you'd like to be stuck in an elevator with? Necrocetaceanbeastiality
I get it. It's because I'm a cripple.
I love you.