I find theres nothing better than someone 'getting' me...mainly because noone ever does, and therefore I've made up in my mind what it means to be 'got' - in other words a thing theres nothing better than. Maybe its due to the reactions people offer up after I've explained the type of person they are based on this strangely accurate 'Character Assessor Tool' or 'CAT' for short:
Bath or shower?
Coffee or tea?
Black or white?
Fast or slow?
Gold or silver?
Young or old?
Big or small?
Car or motorbike?
War or peace?
Come - let me take a metaphorical axe to your head and reveal the contents.
Bath or shower? shower
Coffee or tea? coffee
Black or white? as in the opposite sex? white then.
Fast or slow? slow
Gold or silver? silver
Young or old? old
Big or small? big
Car or motorbike? car
War or peace? peace
Come - let me take a metaphorical axe to your head and reveal the contents.
Quote from: theis on Feb 08, 2011, 07:49 PM
Bath or shower? shower
Coffee or tea? coffee
Black or white? as in the opposite sex? white then.
Fast or slow? slow
Gold or silver? silver
Young or old? old
Big or small? big
Car or motorbike? car
War or peace? peace
Come - let me take a metaphorical axe to your head and reveal the contents.
Theis - an explorer of all things - you're thorough, methodical and exacting. You like to drag things out to make sure every creative aspect is eeked out - projects are big, and not for those who enjoy a quick peek....it demands a second, third or even fourth look. With this is a humble patience - accepting of input, dealing with criticism constructively, often either explaining why this wasnt the case beforehand, or seeing the reasoning and implementing. The exploration, although plentiful, is also controlled - generally things are done to a finish and within time contraints when required. A good guy to lead a team - theres a supervisory role waiting to be filled by you in whatever path you decide to head down.
i like baths, i drink neither, i like slow, i like gold, i like young, i like small (like my genitals), i like car, i like war because it's more interesting
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 08, 2011, 10:11 PM
i like baths, i drink neither, i like slow, i like gold, i like young, i like small (like my genitals), i like car, i like war because it's more interesting
Penicks - A chilled and relaxed hombre who takes things in his stride, and can generally be relied on to be calm under pressure. You react well to praise - not afraid to put yourself in the limelight, whether that be acting the fool, taking initiative, or breaking ground just to mix things up. You have a love of originality - always making effort to inject something new as well as appreciating others attempts to do likewise. You're likely to have your finger in many pies at the same time - always keen to flit from one project to another, just to keep the mind nimble. Theres a healthy willingness to poke fun at yourself - rare is it you take things to heart, always able to laugh things off and be reasonable in intense situations. All in all, a level headed forward thinker, who is at the forefront of fresh ideas.
Bath or shower? Shower for cleanlieness, bath for relaxation
Coffee or tea? tea
Black or white? black
Fast or slow? slow
Gold or silver? gold
Young or old? young
Big or small? big
Car or motorbike? car
War or peace? war
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 08, 2011, 10:11 PM
i like car
lulz
Bath
Coffee
Black
Fast
Silver
Young
Big
Car
Peace
shower
tea
white
slow
gold
old
big
car
peace
Quote from: sing blue silver on Feb 08, 2011, 11:37 PM
Bath or shower? Shower for cleanlieness, bath for relaxation
Coffee or tea? tea
Black or white? black
Fast or slow? slow
Gold or silver? gold
Young or old? young
Big or small? big
Car or motorbike? car
War or peace? war
Quote from: Penicks on Feb 08, 2011, 10:11 PM
i like car
lulz
Sing Blue Silver - Resourceful and dependable - you make the most of what you have. You possess strong organisational skills, recognising safe and reliable options quickly and efficiently. Behind this general nature though, is a hint of wildness that can make you unpredictable at times...most of the time these moments of release will have you getitng overly analytical about how you should and would deal with the moment if given the chance to again. Assholes piss you off royally - you'll muse on a hater for a long time - finding it difficult to give reason to actions you blatantly dfisagree with. On the flipside, when faced with a kindred spirit you get to the stage where you almost over compensate, bending over backwards to accomodate the needs of your homies. Passion rips through you - giving it your all is your mantra.
BillyNo.9 - A deep thinker - you often find yourself snapped out of trance-like thought by someone wanting to grab your attention. Your contributions to conversation will either have people worshipping at your altar, or staring you with one eyebrow cocked...you're never afraid to throw random thought out there for the sake of discussion. You like your artistic content out there - obscurity and non-conformity is welcomed with open arms. Your a great audience for the enthusiastic bullshitter - you have the uncanny knack for making people feel important and that their opinions are interesting - mainly because you can see the good and reason in most things...just because you dont necessarily agree with it dsoesnt make it wrong. Diplomacy is a strong trait you possess - theres a path of offering reason to people locking horns is one well worth travelled down.
bright lights, big city - The ultimate giver - compassion and warmth spills from you in a hugely refreshing way. Your the sort of person someone can leave all their earthly possessions to, safe in the knowledge no harm will come to them, such is the trust you encourage. You likely grew up extremely close to your parents - never complaining, helping with things around the house, trusted with increasingly important tasks well before the normal years. Your drug is helping - the rush of doing something that causes a person joy and love. The feeling is multiplied by the number of people who benefit from your actions - theres always a personal goal to top the good deed of before - so as to revell in the increased spreading of joy. The future is obvious for you really - get involved with something that allows your gift to be felt by as many as possible.
Pretty damn accurate dude. How?
Shower
Coffee
Slow
Gold
Young
Big
Car
Peace
Shower
Coffee
Black
Slow
Silver
Young
Big
Car
Peace
Shower
Tea
White
Slow
Silver
Old
Small
Car
Peace
:)
Bath or shower? Shower.
Coffee or tea? Coffee.
Black or white? Black.
Fast or slow? Slow.
Gold or silver? Silver.
Young or old? Young.
Big or small? Small.
Car or motorbike? Car.
War or peace? Peace (unity).
Quote from: RoyalDeftonicBoy on Feb 10, 2011, 04:47 AM
Shower
Coffee
Slow
Gold
Young
Big
Car
Peace
RoyalDeftonicBoy - A person delighted with where he is and to where he belongs - you generally cut about with a big satisfied grin on your face. You embrace things enthusiatically, finding it difficult to let go - your main dilemmas are caused by the frustration of not being in two places at once to fully take advantage of things you love at the same time. Theres a definite respect in you for what has gone on before, but theres more room in your mind for what is happening now with the people you are surrounded with...you love to take the journey of whatever adventure is directly in front of you. People love your infectiousness - your friends are always keen to find out what your up to, and join you on your escapades. Theres a natural leader in you - the only worry is spreading yourself too thin.
Quote from: Sushi-X on Feb 10, 2011, 09:23 AM
Shower
Coffee
Black
Slow
Silver
Young
Big
Car
Peace
Sushi X - Theres a whole lot of wonderment in you...so many things you love and are passionate about - often will be the case you'll be locked away in your room immersed in many different things throughout the course of the evening...the result of which being a heap of unfinished output, which remains in danger of remaining that way. Theres certainly illusions of grandeur - but such is the literage of creative juice flowing through you, its often the case moving onto the next has occurred before anything is in a presentable state to show to others (not that you'd ever really feel that comfortable letting others into your mind anyway). That combination of reservedness and impatience to move on and start anew, will be a burden until the inevitable embrace of another for whatever you finally decide to release - be faithful to the fact there is something that drives you to create what you create, and its practically pointless bottling it up!
Quote from: lostpilot on Feb 10, 2011, 10:39 AM
Shower
Tea
White
Slow
Silver
Old
Small
Car
Peace
:)
lostpilot - Theres a great deal of faith within you - you love the concept of karma, and that everyone is on a set path - the universe knows what its doing! Your nature is beloved by your friends, often the one they turn to when they feel down or uncertain or nervous - anything unsettling - all of them comfortable in the knowledge you'll know what to say to inject the reassurance and confidence they require to drive them through whatever situation they find themselves in. You love to listen to the utterings of previous generations - fascinated by how things were, and what they learned as time went by, faithfully applying particularily poignant mantras to your everyday life. Theres an unashamedness for how you are - you do what you do because it breeds contentment within. This trust of your path will guide you naturally down a road being there for people both inspirationally and advisorary - naturally because people will approach voluntarily and accept without question in recognition of the positivity gushing from you.
davetonez - You like your own company, always comfortable with immersing yourslef in things outwith groups, often resulting in strong and informative output. Theres a desire to maintain control - not that you're dismissive of suggestion - just that when a musing is formulated, your mind immediately sets to work about how to tackle it, and where it eventually will lead...your grasp of projects is naturally very strong. The confidence in your own ability, is not something you brag about however - quite the opposite to be honest; blatant complimenting often causes awkwardness and embarrassment in you - not that you're ungrateful! The future demands tight schedules, project management, and the motivation to create original and inspring ideas - its what you were born to do.
@ billyno9 - I dont know really...tis the magic of the CAT i guess....
hehe, Lukas, it makes sense actually. Not entirely, but somewhat. :D
Bath or shower? shower
Coffee or tea? tea
Black or white? white
Fast or slow? slow
Gold or silver? silver
Young or old? young
Big or small? small
Car or motorbike? car
War or peace? peace
Bath
None
Black
Slow
Gold
Young
Big
Motorbike
Peace
Some of these change all the time, though.
Eerie.
Bath or shower? Shower
Coffee or tea? Coffee
Black or white? Black
Fast or slow? Slow
Gold or silver? Silver
Young or old? Young
Big or small? Big
Car or motorbike? Car
War or peace? Peace
Bath or shower? Shower
Coffee or tea? Coffee
Black or white? Black
Fast or slow? Fast
Gold or silver? Gold
Young or old? Young
Big or small? Big
Car or motorbike? Truck
War or peace? Peace
Shower
Coffee
Black
Slow
Gold
Young
Small
Car
Peace
Gawd dang - a few to get through...sorry folks for the delay, was enjoying myself at the weekend sitting around not moving. Onward:
Quote from: bebo on Feb 11, 2011, 04:21 AM
Bath or shower? shower
Coffee or tea? tea
Black or white? white
Fast or slow? slow
Gold or silver? silver
Young or old? young
Big or small? small
Car or motorbike? car
War or peace? peace
bebo - A samaritan in the truest sense of the word - everyone elses contentment is your driving force. You enjoy the buzz of multi-tasking for the benefit of others, working a system thats quietly efficient, whilst at the same time seeking no plaudits for your actions. You enjoy the role of shoulder to cry on - happily taking on others gripes, woes, misgivings and problems, never tiring of helping them seek the solution to their dilemma. I'd tell you to remember that you deserve a bit of pampering too, but the satisfaction drawn from assisting is the ulitimate pampering in your world!
Quote from: Vesanic on Feb 11, 2011, 09:29 AM
Bath
None
Black
Slow
Gold
Young
Big
Motorbike
Peace
Some of these change all the time, though.
Vesanic - The methodical showman - you love tweaking and experimenting to maximise the potential of creating the biggest uproar. You support this with a no fear attitude...you cant maximise with breaking boundaries! You enjoy the buzz of group activity - adrenaline flows when you feel the undivided support and attention of colleagues, largely in part to the amount of time you have spent plotting in your own time. Of course theres the negative side of passion - a lack of support and plaudits can put you into a frustrating spiral of annoyance, where you can dwell on the reason for the failure to make the impact you felt inevitable...but this is heavily influenced by the rarity of it occurring. The future indicates something awe-inspiring...dont let us down!
Quote from: E-Money on Feb 12, 2011, 01:24 AM
Bath or shower? Shower
Coffee or tea? Coffee
Black or white? Black
Fast or slow? Slow
Gold or silver? Silver
Young or old? Young
Big or small? Big
Car or motorbike? Car
War or peace? Peace
E-Money - A deep thinking introvert...its often the challenge for others to pry the good ideas and forward thinking from you, which can spill out in droves given the necessary inspiration to do so. You're the kind of guy happy to sacrifice the big cheer, so as to maintain your low profile. Not to say this is your version of selfish - you enjoy also watching any kind of good performed by you receive positive reaction - its just you're not that keen on the fringe benefits of doing the good. You enjoy losing yourself in the personal moment, always at ease in your own company and the activities that go hand in hand with doing things along...reading, writing, creating music and so on. Its all about mastering the balance of letting things slide by, and collecting on the win - theres nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of your labour.
Quote from: lithium on Feb 14, 2011, 07:51 AM
Bath or shower? Shower
Coffee or tea? Coffee
Black or white? Black
Fast or slow? Fast
Gold or silver? Gold
Young or old? Young
Big or small? Big
Car or motorbike? Truck
War or peace? Peace
lithium - The rebel without a cause - you have a fire burning within you, you are constantly determined to feed! You're all action all the time - likely a fan of extreme sports and throwing yourself off crazy heights atop a skateboard or snowboard or suchlike. Nights out with you are all about how far things can be pushed - partying through to the small hours, if not the big hours of the following day. Theres definitely method behind the madness however - everythings done with others in mind, respecting those who arent equipped to come along for the ride, and making sure those who are there are buckled in safely. You're the kind of guy everyone has got a story about, reciting lines like ' you'll never guess what he did this time...'. Definitely an infectious inspiration to any who are willing to open themselves to riding by the seat of their pants!
Quote from: shine down unshy on Feb 14, 2011, 04:49 PM
Shower
Coffee
Black
Slow
Gold
Young
Small
Car
Peace
shine down unshy - Another natural leader (few of them around here!) - you have a great deal of confidence in your convictions, always happy to pick up the gauntlet to drive things forward and express your opinion in the name of discussion. You manage to couple this with a sensible level of diplomacy, tactfully putting forward a strong case for your direction, whilst giving value to others, be they different or not. The aim is always to head for the space in front - theres never a dilemma left to deal with later - things are dealt with there and then regardless of the length of time that passes. An excellent negotiator - theres doubtless been many a time when you've stepped between two at war and managed to make sense of their hostile confrontation. Theres a strong case for leaning towards a future involving negotiation as a staple - theres plenty out there that commands your attention, just where do you want to concentrate it?
Shower; Obviously. Don't be stupid.
^^
Bath or shower? Bath
Coffee or tea? Tea
Black or white? Black
Fast or slow? Fast
Gold or silver? Silver
Young or old? Young
Big or small? Big
Car or motorbike? Car
War or peace? Peace
Lol, Lithium's is actually very accurate. Mine is too,wtf. I'm interested to hear how you developed this tool...also, my friend wants to know if you can do his too.
Quote from: BigMood on Feb 18, 2011, 03:40 PM
^^
Bath or shower? Bath
Coffee or tea? Tea
Black or white? Black
Fast or slow? Fast
Gold or silver? Silver
Young or old? Young
Big or small? Big
Car or motorbike? Car
War or peace? Peace
BigMood - Thoughtful, safe and reliable - you love the tranquility that comes with making sure and being exacting. People around you love this too - anything you say you'll do happens without a second thought...reasonable requests are completed without complaint, often causing the recipient of the effort forcing a gift or gesture of goodwill upon you, as more often than not you'll respond to the receptions of thankings with 'no problem - no need for thanks.' The more immersement required the better - you enjoy the thrill of getting lost in a challenge, whilst always looking at ways of honing your techniques and improving for next time. If you end up working on someones behalf in your future career, whoever it is , is a lucky swine. You're an employees wet dream. Remember to try and recognise those who appreciate what you do, and those who look to take advantage...often theres a danger with you to accept regardless, which the more feckless amongst us will abuse.
Quote from: shine down unshy on Feb 20, 2011, 12:03 AM
Lol, Lithium's is actually very accurate. Mine is too,wtf. I'm interested to hear how you developed this tool...also, my friend wants to know if you can do his too.
Heyy feedback - thanks hombre :) Good to hear its working - with regards to the development, its honestly just something I randomly dreamed up whilst contributing to another forum, bored as I was with the alternative ramblings. Nothing more hi-tech than that. After the first few spawned positive results, more and more put forward their answers - the result being uncannily accurate most of the time. As to how I come up with assessments - I've got in my head what combinations mean...theres nothing solid written down or anything - I just scan the info given and write off the cuff based on that. Professional bullshitter I guess. With a spooky edge. Oh - and a huge ding dong. Friend is welcome to put his forward too - all are welcome :)
Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 21, 2011, 08:05 PM
Quote from: BigMood on Feb 18, 2011, 03:40 PM
^^
Bath or shower? Bath
Coffee or tea? Tea
Black or white? Black
Fast or slow? Fast
Gold or silver? Silver
Young or old? Young
Big or small? Big
Car or motorbike? Car
War or peace? Peace
BigMood - Thoughtful, safe and reliable - you love the tranquility that comes with making sure and being exacting. People around you love this too - anything you say you'll do happens without a second thought...reasonable requests are completed without complaint, often causing the recipient of the effort forcing a gift or gesture of goodwill upon you, as more often than not you'll respond to the receptions of thankings with 'no problem - no need for thanks.' The more immersement required the better - you enjoy the thrill of getting lost in a challenge, whilst always looking at ways of honing your techniques and improving for next time. If you end up working on someones behalf in your future career, whoever it is , is a lucky swine. You're an employees wet dream. Remember to try and recognise those who appreciate what you do, and those who look to take advantage...often theres a danger with you to accept regardless, which the more feckless amongst us will abuse.
Quote from: shine down unshy on Feb 20, 2011, 12:03 AM
Lol, Lithium's is actually very accurate. Mine is too,wtf. I'm interested to hear how you developed this tool...also, my friend wants to know if you can do his too.
Heyy feedback - thanks hombre :) Good to hear its working - with regards to the development, its honestly just something I randomly dreamed up whilst contributing to another forum, bored as I was with the alternative ramblings. Nothing more hi-tech than that. After the first few spawned positive results, more and more put forward their answers - the result being uncannily accurate most of the time. As to how I come up with assessments - I've got in my head what combinations mean...theres nothing solid written down or anything - I just scan the info given and write off the cuff based on that. Professional bullshitter I guess. With a spooky edge. Oh - and a huge ding dong. Friend is welcome to put his forward too - all are welcome :)
Well, I am impressed. You were able to read me, and my friend who I know very well. Another one of my friends was interested in being "read", so here are his answers..
Shower
Tea
White
Fast
Silver
Young
Small
Truck
Peace
Bath or shower? Bath with the shower on
Coffee or tea? tea
Black or white? white
Fast or slow? slow
Gold or silver? silver
Young or old? old
Big or small? big
Car or motorbike? motorbike
War or peace? war
Quote from: shine down unshy on Feb 22, 2011, 02:57 AM
Well, I am impressed. You were able to read me, and my friend who I know very well. Another one of my friends was interested in being "read", so here are his answers..
Shower
Tea
White
Fast
Silver
Young
Small
Truck
Peace
Okay - delayed once again, but hey - Im a social maniac. Hahaha no. Anyhoo - Friend of shine down unshy - A shy reserved type - which is kind of strange seeing as how whenever you do burst from your shell you generally get good reactions, be that mass laughter or back slapping or happiness. Almost as if theres an internal turmoil...its ok to let go! Its this internal turmoil that lends itself to your absolute craving to do good for others - you have a natural desire within you to make life easier for others, preferably unnoticed so that the likeliness of been laid bare remains a distant possibility. It certainly seems possible your introvercy and shyness stems back to a presence in your life (family member perhaps?) who was/is the antithesis of you - therefore you see the reaction his/her reactions get, making you stringent in your attempts to avoid acting in any way like this ever - which is a prime example of the rebellion within you...not seen often but always hardcore and always effective.
Quote from: bodywars9000 on Feb 23, 2011, 10:02 AM
Bath or shower? Bath with the shower on
Coffee or tea? tea
Black or white? white
Fast or slow? slow
Gold or silver? silver
Young or old? old
Big or small? big
Car or motorbike? motorbike
War or peace? war
bodywars9000 - A slooooow and deliberate pace always...never phased, always cool, rarely the focal point of a crowd, but never out of your depth when you are in the spotlight. You most likely have shitloads of everything - cd's, dvds (or blu-rays...for the kids), books, pictures - a lot of which will be sought after collector item type stuff...your main point of worry is what to do when you run out of space. There is underneath all this a bit of a thrill seeker in you - not so much in that you go snowboarding or anything like that, more in the ilk of say, you and a bunch of friends are out somewhere randomly, and by chance you happen upon a wild dog attacking a child, or a person is drowning...you'd be the one leaping into action no questions asked, to boot the mutt in the teeth, or dive in fully clothed to drag the hapless swimmer out. My kind of guy. We should hang. Purely plutonic.
What? You're too good to do me?
Bath or shower? Shower
Coffee or tea? Tea
Black or white? Black
Fast or slow? Fast
Gold or silver? Silver
Young or old? Young
Big or small? Small
Car or motorbike? Car
War or peace? Peace
Quote from: Variable on Feb 25, 2011, 08:25 AM
What? You're too good to do me?
LOL.....everyone wants to do you,Trey.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 25, 2011, 08:25 AM
What? You're too good to do me?
No not at all:
You're a bell end.
Quote from: devilinside on Feb 25, 2011, 07:55 PM
Bath or shower? Shower
Coffee or tea? Tea
Black or white? Black
Fast or slow? Fast
Gold or silver? Silver
Young or old? Young
Big or small? Small
Car or motorbike? Car
War or peace? Peace
Quote from: Variable on Feb 25, 2011, 08:25 AM
What? You're too good to do me?
LOL.....everyone wants to do you,Trey.
devilinside - Efficiency with no frills - you seek the quickest and most methodical answer to each and every problem or dilemma you face. Another introvert, more in light of your fear of letting something go unintentionally rather than any degree of shyness or anything like that. You're a classic George McFly, 'Oh no i never let anyone read my stories - what if they didnt like them, what if they said i was no good - I dont think I can handle that kind of rejection. But as Marty says 'If you put your mind to it, you can accomlish anything.' The ammuntion is there - you just have to slip it into your boomstick and shoot something up.
Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 25, 2011, 08:21 PM
Quote from: Variable on Feb 25, 2011, 08:25 AM
What? You're too good to do me?
No not at all:
You're a bell end.
I'm pretty sure thats supposed to be all one word "bellend". Otherwise that would just be quite a silly thing to say.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 26, 2011, 08:07 AM
Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 25, 2011, 08:21 PM
Quote from: Variable on Feb 25, 2011, 08:25 AM
What? You're too good to do me?
No not at all:
You're a bell end.
I'm pretty sure thats supposed to be all one word "bellend". Otherwise that would just be quite a silly thing to say.
If someone answers only one of the nine qestions, then asks about why he hasnt been assessed - a bell end is the answer. Getting upset about it doesnt change that. To be honest correcting the way bell end is written down is no way of adjusting the judgement.
I just thought that maybe if you were really good you could do me from that. I guess you're just not really good.
Then I thought you might want to know that a lot of people that use the slang word "bellend" put the two words together, so that people know they are speaking about the slang term, not the actual end of a bell.
Both of which take away your credibility. Which adjust the Judgement to; completely fucking stupid and pointless with no merit whatsoever.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 26, 2011, 07:43 PM
I just thought that maybe if you were really good you could do me from that. I guess you're just not really good.
Then I thought you might want to know that a lot of people that use the slang word "bellend" put the two words together, so that people know they are speaking about the slang term, not the actual end of a bell.
Both of which take away your credibility. Which adjust the Judgement to; completely fucking stupid and pointless with no merit whatsoever.
You thought I could give an assessment of your character based on the act you prefer a shower? Im sorry you dont like it but that makes you a bell end. I dont claim to be a psychic or anything - the answers given to the questions allow various assumptions to be made about the persons character - sometimes its wrong sometimes its right - and thats based on the nine questions being answered. It just a speculative guess if only one answer is given. But you can hone that down to the person being a bell end if he/she presses for an answer. The fact you knew what was being suggested by bell end is enough for me. It was a kind gesture to offer the information pertaining to how to write down bell end - but rather than make me think, ' what a helpful guy,' I thought, 'Wow...i was right! He is a bell end.' I guess I kind of hoped you'd laugh it off - I was labelling you a bell end initially because you'd only answered one question, and the bell end assessment would move you to seek a more accurate appraisal and fill out the rest of the questions. Instead you've bolted down an avenue of arrogance and unjust judgement all due to your unwillingness to enter into the spirit of things and answer the questions. I dont understand why you even bothered entering into the thread in the first place if its 'completely fucking stupid and with no merit whatsoever.' Devoid of anything positive to do there are you? You can continue the online jousting if you want or of course you can always hop on a plane to Glasgow so we can meet up and beat our grievances out of each others faces. Im up for either. Or....you could answer the questions even. I promise a completely non-tainted assessment.
It does bring up a point - there has been a bit of feedback - but anyone else been impressed by the accuracy? Or has there been a bunch of wide of the mark cack?
Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 26, 2011, 09:11 PM
the answers given to the questions allow various assumptions to be made about the persons character - sometimes its wrong sometimes its right
? Interesting. So by your own admittance this whole thing is bull shit. Sometimes it's right and sometimes it's wrong? Yeah I guess so is every single prophet, psychic, religious text, sports gambler, coin flippers, groundhog, and weather man. What's your point? I can start doing this too.
"You're a complete Douche Bag"...........I'm right, right? Come on? admit it.......yeah I'm right.
Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 26, 2011, 09:11 PM
I thought, 'Wow...i was right! He is a bell end.'
It took you an online survey to figure out that I'm a dick? You're slower than I thought. This is common knowledge.
Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 26, 2011, 09:11 PM
It does bring up a point - there has been a bit of feedback - but anyone else been impressed by the accuracy? Or has there been a bunch of wide of the mark cack?
You have made a bunch of general, and flattering comments to people. With stupid pop culture analogies. You're playing to their ego. If I took this serious and you came back and were like "oh you have these qualities that will help you succeed and you're like Clark Kent; You are the most amazing man on earth but you don't get the recognition you deserve from douche bags like me." I would be like "OMG DUDE! You're SO right!
No list of 9 general questions can even remotely give you a look into somebodies personality. It's like people reading their daily horoscope and thinking that it's actually speaking to them personally.......come on now.
You also need a lesson in irony and sarcasm. Because I was mainly joking this whole time. Until I called you a douche bag. That I was pretty serious about.
Christ, stfu Trey. What's up with your douche-bag act lately?
I'm bored. And he started it.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 26, 2011, 10:01 PM
Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 26, 2011, 09:11 PM
the answers given to the questions allow various assumptions to be made about the persons character - sometimes its wrong sometimes its right
? Interesting. So by your own admittance this whole thing is bull shit. Sometimes it's right and sometimes it's wrong? Yeah I guess so is every single prophet, psychic, religious text, sports gambler, coin flippers, groundhog, and weather man. What's your point? I can start doing this too.
"You're a complete Douche Bag"...........I'm right, right? Come on? admit it.......yeah I'm right.
Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 26, 2011, 09:11 PM
I thought, 'Wow...i was right! He is a bell end.'
It took you an online survey to figure out that I'm a dick? You're slower than I thought. This is common knowledge.
Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 26, 2011, 09:11 PM
It does bring up a point - there has been a bit of feedback - but anyone else been impressed by the accuracy? Or has there been a bunch of wide of the mark cack?
You have made a bunch of general, and flattering comments to people. With stupid pop culture analogies. You're playing to their ego. If I took this serious and you came back and were like "oh you have these qualities that will help you succeed and you're like Clark Kent; You are the most amazing man on earth but you don't get the recognition you deserve from douche bags like me." I would be like "OMG DUDE! You're SO right!
No list of 9 general questions can even remotely give you a look into somebodies personality. It's like people reading their daily horoscope and thinking that it's actually speaking to them personally.......come on now.
You also need a lesson in irony and sarcasm. Because I was mainly joking this whole time. Until I called you a douche bag. That I was pretty serious about.
No not bullshit - its something i personally created and invited people the oppurtunity to participate in. Percentage-wise its leaned more to the right than wrong. Hence why Im requesting feedback in this forum, to see if the percentage is carried on in the spooky column rather than the cacka column. Im obviously not going to admit Im a douchebag just as much as you arent going to admit your a bell end. Opinions are as what is. I aint been around here that long - you've only just come back as far as I can tell. This is the first time Ive really thought of you as being anything resembling a dick. Theres obviously going to be a general feel to a degree - I cant give exact details about people - otherwise I'd be out there making tonnes of cash on the back of my amazing gift. But theres definitely statements within the assessments that are either on the money or well wide of the mark. Im obviously curious to find out which is which. I need no lesson in irony or sarcasm - Im basing every response on the level of entertainment Im getting from your ramblings - it aint much. Once someone spends time on whether there should be a space in bell end or not, I get bored. Im just responding with a bit of jawing because I like using the muse of a response from which to craft a paragraph or two of retort. In truth if anyone needs the lesson its yourself - the bell end assessment was pretty light, instead you used it as a catalyst to create the fantastically entertained posts that have brought us here. I dont know why you bothered. It was pretty crap. Some will agree some wont - it matters not. Its all opinion. Generally I respond to stuff I find interesting. If I dont I move on to the next. I certainly dont get all righteous and hostile randomly. Whats that all about compadre? Theres a huge chunk of chomping at the bit to get all angsty and attack-ee on a mutha fucka...Im more of a spread the joy and hopefully draw a smile on a hombres face type of guy. But hey - Ill throw down if prompted - be my guest if you want to find yourself a victim of my step over to a cross faced toehold. Ive never used it, but Im confident itll fuck people up. As I say - glasgow airport.
So what we have established is that
You're in denial about being a Douche Bag. Because I obviously admitted to being "a bellend" even though you somehow missed it.
Your survey is crap.
You have a small penis; Because this is twice now that you have tried to instigate physical violence....on SL...cool kid.
And while your cross faced toehold sounds impressive. I used to watch WWF so, I'm pretty sure I would annihilate you.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 26, 2011, 10:52 PM
So what we have established is that
You're in denial about being a Douche Bag. Because I obviously admitted to being "a bellend" even though you somehow missed it.
Your survey is crap.
You have a small penis; Because this is twice now that you have tried to instigate physical violence....on SL...cool kid.
And while your cross faced toehold sounds impressive. I used to watch WWF so, I'm pretty sure I would annihilate you.
No see - thats what you have established. Im not in denial - I genuinely dont think Im a douchebag. S'cool your fine with being a dick n'all but surely you the dick saying that Im a douchebag negates the accusation of being a douchebag because the if a dick thinks someone is a douchebag then that person is in fact not one? Either way I say and do the shit I say cos I think its good stuff to say and do. I think my survey is cool - theres enough interest in it to warrant me being proud of it and its results. Everythings got its detractors - at least my one audible one admits to being a dick. My penis is ample - its no record holder, but if I found myself a victim of being stripped in public by a large gang of clothes stealers I would be comfy in my mind people wouldnt remember me as 'small dicked'. I wasnt instigating the violence - just offering it as an option ( hence the invite to Glasgow airport, rather than a demand for your location), seeing as how you were rushing in to the insulting and naysaying. Its good your confident and all, but I reckon I forgotten more about wrasslin than you know. Id bounce you up and down like a basketball.
I'd dare to say that the most accurate part of anything that you have said so far includes associating me with male genitalia.
And your logic is flawed. If Trey Parker and Matt Stone have taught us anything, it's that dicks fuck Pussies and Assholes. So if you're a douche, you're associated with Vaginas, and I'm allowed to fuck you. Or at least call you a douche and have it stick.
Oh, and if you want the pain brought, then Ill bring it. I'll pin the tail on your donkey!
My logic would only be flawed if Id admitted I was a douchebag, which I didnt. I only used the term dick cos you did. So the whole dicks fucking pussies and assholes malarkey has no bearing - if you had called yourself a tit or a twat or a tool I would have used that term instead of dick. So whatever had been used, the overriding point was that owing to you being a dick, you called me a douche was negated, purely because it was the musing of a dick. So yeah anyhoo - whatevers easy....buzz me when you touch down and I'll airplane spin you back to (fill home town here).
I can't believe you called Trey and Matts logic flawed....... I don't wan to get into it. You're just a douche. get over it already. and me calling you a douche was never negated because you are NOT authorized to make those decisions. Plus, it still stands, dicks still get to fuck pussies. And you still look like a pussy to me.
Oh yeah we are working on those tickets time now. You might want to look into flying into Palm Springs. That would make life a lot easier for me (just saying) But you're probably terrified because you know if I show up, I'm going to drop you like the twin towers.
Although one can't deny the relaxing properties that only a bath can provide, it is a far easier and more pleasant experience to jack ones self off in the shower, therefore a shower must be seen superior by the modern 'the man on the go'.
An upstanding modern lady on the other hand, would not factor in such criteria when selecting a preferred method of clensing, therefore rendering the option of a bath a far more appealing scenario nine times out of ten. With the baths ability to house bathing paraphernalia such as scented candelabra, joss sticks and an environment well suited to mood lighting, the bath tub is an obvious choice for the lady.
It's funny. I'm pretty sure that in the beginning of my life here on this board, I was like lukas, and Variable was also treating me like shit. lol
Thats the circle of life right? Que the lions and shit!!!!!!
HAVE I BECOME YOU?
no shit yeah. How long have I been here.. five years now? shit
Quote from: lostpilot on Feb 27, 2011, 11:25 AM
It's funny. I'm pretty sure that in the beginning of my life here on this board, I was like lukas, and Variable was also treating me like shit. lol
Each unread thread ive been to this morning has featured Variable, involved in some form of internet slanging match, which seems to boil down to Variable discounting each thread in favour of his agenda to claim himself as the biggest 'bad ass' on SL. This is actually just fact, although i'm sure this will be seen as another green light.
Quote from: Variable on Feb 27, 2011, 11:16 AM
I can't believe you called Trey and Matts logic flawed....... I don't wan to get into it. You're just a douche. get over it already. and me calling you a douche was never negated because you are NOT authorized to make those decisions. Plus, it still stands, dicks still get to fuck pussies. And you still look like a pussy to me.
Oh yeah we are working on those tickets time now. You might want to look into flying into Palm Springs. That would make life a lot easier for me (just saying) But you're probably terrified because you know if I show up, I'm going to drop you like the twin towers.
I didnt call it flawed - I said it had no bearing, because you - the self proclaimed dick - called me a douche, a statement which is immediately without merit because you ( a dick0 made it, and because I disagreed with it. So Im not a douche. Therefore Trey and Matt have nothing to do with anything - its just some words you wrote down. I may look like a pussy to you, but thats of no importance - I'll eat you for breakfast and use the poopies to grow a bunch of ugly flowers which I'll then donate to an old folks home - a place your physical prowess will at last fit in with the general scheme of things. All of your responses seem to be based on you plucking a few words from each of my sentences, and then making up your own version of what I said, cos you seem to have this whole random idea of what I getting at, when in actual fact you're spewing random bollocks. Interesting how its now me whos been invited to fly, slyly side-stepping the actual act yourself therefore attempting to make me look like the one whos stepping down. I suggested it first based on you acting a tough guy, now you're ignoring that acting like its you that doing the calling out. You're the kind of who'd fuck a vintage golf bag because you're turned down by pensioners. The kind of guy who drinks loads of water just so his peepee gets some action. The kind of guy who shares his bed with a pringles tube full of liver. The kind of guy who scrawls his mobile number on mens toilet walls with the slogan ' I want a tussle with your cheesy muscle'.
Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 27, 2011, 03:08 PM
The kind of guy who drinks loads of water just so his peepee gets some action.
Aahhahahahaha. Brilliant.
Quote from: wheresmysnare on Feb 27, 2011, 11:33 AM
Quote from: lostpilot on Feb 27, 2011, 11:25 AM
It's funny. I'm pretty sure that in the beginning of my life here on this board, I was like lukas, and Variable was also treating me like shit. lol
Each unread thread ive been to this morning has featured Variable, involved in some form of internet slanging match, which seems to boil down to Variable discounting each thread in favour of his agenda to claim himself as the biggest 'bad ass' on SL. This is actually just fact, although i'm sure this will be seen as another green light.
I do see it in another light actually. As in, you're an idiot. I posted in 2 threads about how I didn't like them. Two. I didn't like them, and I said it. No body forced anybody to reply to my complaint. Don't try to make it seem like I'm plaguing every thread in the board.
And I definitely don't try to be a "bad ass" on SL. I just call it like it is. And a lot of the times some people on the board are too stupid to tell when I'm joking (look in the mirror real quick)
Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 27, 2011, 03:08 PM
Quote from: Variable on Feb 27, 2011, 11:16 AM
I can't believe you called Trey and Matts logic flawed....... I don't wan to get into it. You're just a douche. get over it already. and me calling you a douche was never negated because you are NOT authorized to make those decisions. Plus, it still stands, dicks still get to fuck pussies. And you still look like a pussy to me.
Oh yeah we are working on those tickets time now. You might want to look into flying into Palm Springs. That would make life a lot easier for me (just saying) But you're probably terrified because you know if I show up, I'm going to drop you like the twin towers.
I didnt call it flawed - I said it had no bearing, because you - the self proclaimed dick - called me a douche, a statement which is immediately without merit because you ( a dick0 made it, and because I disagreed with it. So Im not a douche. Therefore Trey and Matt have nothing to do with anything - its just some words you wrote down. I may look like a pussy to you, but thats of no importance - I'll eat you for breakfast and use the poopies to grow a bunch of ugly flowers which I'll then donate to an old folks home - a place your physical prowess will at last fit in with the general scheme of things. All of your responses seem to be based on you plucking a few words from each of my sentences, and then making up your own version of what I said, cos you seem to have this whole random idea of what I getting at, when in actual fact you're spewing random bollocks. Interesting how its now me whos been invited to fly, slyly side-stepping the actual act yourself therefore attempting to make me look like the one whos stepping down. I suggested it first based on you acting a tough guy, now you're ignoring that acting like its you that doing the calling out. You're the kind of who'd fuck a vintage golf bag because you're turned down by pensioners. The kind of guy who drinks loads of water just so his peepee gets some action. The kind of guy who shares his bed with a pringles tube full of liver. The kind of guy who scrawls his mobile number on mens toilet walls with the slogan ' I want a tussle with your cheesy muscle'.
Dude. OK. This was really painful to read because you obviously still have no idea what's going on.
I GET IT. I completely 100% understood your whole "I'm not a douche bag because you said I am and your opinion doesn't matter" 3 fucking post of yours ago. Remember when I said you need a lesson in irony and sarcasm? Case in point. Unborn babies got your point the first time you said it. I'm just fucking with you and purposely making outrageous logical conclusions because it seemed like we might be able to get into a little bit of a pretty funny fake argument. But you are obviously too dense to get the point.
And yes, I did take some of your own words to use them against you. Because I can't think of a better way to vindicate my point (that your "survey" is pointless) than your own admittance that there is so consistency in regards to the accuracy of it's results. IE It's pointless.
Thats not a random spewing of words. It's called a logical conclusion ( unlike the results of your survey )
Because while my aggression towards you was all for fun, my opinion that your survey is shit and this thread is beyond stupid was 100% genuine.
And if you honestly think I was actually suggesting that you get on a plane, fly to California, and meet me to fight; Then you truly are pathetic. I could give two shits about some douche bag in Scotland (I'm assuming thats where your from) and I don't have a small penis that makes me want to prove myself everything someone says something mean to me on the internets (unlike you)
Which leads me to think that you might have actually been serious about me flying out there. Which makes me think you're even more pathetic. Please, at least lie to us and say you weren't serious.
Other than that. I don't think I can handle too much more stupidity from you and your hype man any more. So I'm done responding to you. I just wanted to give a contrast opinion that all of your conclusions are frivolous, and I think I made my point known. The kinds of test that schools and employers give to figure out results like this consist of hundreds of very specific questions and have databases of almost 100 years of information to derive their conclusions from. Yours.........is no where near that.
Quote from: Variable on Mar 01, 2011, 08:03 AM
Quote from: wheresmysnare on Feb 27, 2011, 11:33 AM
Quote from: lostpilot on Feb 27, 2011, 11:25 AM
It's funny. I'm pretty sure that in the beginning of my life here on this board, I was like lukas, and Variable was also treating me like shit. lol
Each unread thread ive been to this morning has featured Variable, involved in some form of internet slanging match, which seems to boil down to Variable discounting each thread in favour of his agenda to claim himself as the biggest 'bad ass' on SL. This is actually just fact, although i'm sure this will be seen as another green light.
I do see it in another light actually. As in, you're an idiot. I posted in 2 threads about how I didn't like them. Two. I didn't like them, and I said it. No body forced anybody to reply to my complaint. Don't try to make it seem like I'm plaguing every thread in the board.
And I definitely don't try to be a "bad ass" on SL. I just call it like it is. And a lot of the times some people on the board are too stupid to tell when I'm joking (look in the mirror real quick)Quote from: lukas989 on Feb 27, 2011, 03:08 PM
Quote from: Variable on Feb 27, 2011, 11:16 AM
I can't believe you called Trey and Matts logic flawed....... I don't wan to get into it. You're just a douche. get over it already. and me calling you a douche was never negated because you are NOT authorized to make those decisions. Plus, it still stands, dicks still get to fuck pussies. And you still look like a pussy to me.
Oh yeah we are working on those tickets time now. You might want to look into flying into Palm Springs. That would make life a lot easier for me (just saying) But you're probably terrified because you know if I show up, I'm going to drop you like the twin towers.
I didnt call it flawed - I said it had no bearing, because you - the self proclaimed dick - called me a douche, a statement which is immediately without merit because you ( a dick0 made it, and because I disagreed with it. So Im not a douche. Therefore Trey and Matt have nothing to do with anything - its just some words you wrote down. I may look like a pussy to you, but thats of no importance - I'll eat you for breakfast and use the poopies to grow a bunch of ugly flowers which I'll then donate to an old folks home - a place your physical prowess will at last fit in with the general scheme of things. All of your responses seem to be based on you plucking a few words from each of my sentences, and then making up your own version of what I said, cos you seem to have this whole random idea of what I getting at, when in actual fact you're spewing random bollocks. Interesting how its now me whos been invited to fly, slyly side-stepping the actual act yourself therefore attempting to make me look like the one whos stepping down. I suggested it first based on you acting a tough guy, now you're ignoring that acting like its you that doing the calling out. You're the kind of who'd fuck a vintage golf bag because you're turned down by pensioners. The kind of guy who drinks loads of water just so his peepee gets some action. The kind of guy who shares his bed with a pringles tube full of liver. The kind of guy who scrawls his mobile number on mens toilet walls with the slogan ' I want a tussle with your cheesy muscle'.
Dude. OK. This was really painful to read because you obviously still have no idea what's going on.
I GET IT. I completely 100% understood your whole "I'm not a douche bag because you said I am and your opinion doesn't matter" 3 fucking post of yours ago. Remember when I said you need a lesson in irony and sarcasm? Case in point. Unborn babies got your point the first time you said it. I'm just fucking with you and purposely making outrageous logical conclusions because it seemed like we might be able to get into a little bit of a pretty funny fake argument. But you are obviously too dense to get the point.
And yes, I did take some of your own words to use them against you. Because I can't think of a better way to vindicate my point (that your "survey" is pointless) than your own admittance that there is so consistency in regards to the accuracy of it's results. IE It's pointless.
Thats not a random spewing of words. It's called a logical conclusion ( unlike the results of your survey )
Because while my aggression towards you was all for fun, my opinion that your survey is shit and this thread is beyond stupid was 100% genuine.
And if you honestly think I was actually suggesting that you get on a plane, fly to California, and meet me to fight; Then you truly are pathetic. I could give two shits about some douche bag in Scotland (I'm assuming thats where your from) and I don't have a small penis that makes me want to prove myself everything someone says something mean to me on the internets (unlike you)
Which leads me to think that you might have actually been serious about me flying out there. Which makes me think you're even more pathetic. Please, at least lie to us and say you weren't serious.
Other than that. I don't think I can handle too much more stupidity from you and your hype man any more. So I'm done responding to you. I just wanted to give a contrast opinion that all of your conclusions are frivolous, and I think I made my point known. The kinds of test that schools and employers give to figure out results like this consist of hundreds of very specific questions and have databases of almost 100 years of information to derive their conclusions from. Yours.........is no where near that.
But see thats where it gets odd - if this is all just fucking with me and all that, then wheres the entertainment and humour? Your posts have all been as entertaining as watching Counting Crows do a Nickelback cover - Im sure there was some rolling around their bedroom floor at the hilarity caused by such classics as 'you wirte it as bellend not bell end' - but I certainly wasnt. What you have just written is that you are clearly the one taking this all seriously (and despite what you say, it was you that started it with your jumped up response to being called a bell end - another hilarious post by the way), and now you're all steeped in ire declaring you're done with it. I actually thought we were getting along to the stage of piercing the outer skin of frostiness and wading our way into mutaul mirth - surely you cant have thought I was sitting here red faced and anger stricken as I ryhmed off all those 'you're the kind of guy...' utterings? My jaw dropped open when you started banging on about the flying over thing....are you serious? I noticed you edited your post and you left that shit in? Honestly hombre, put the dictaphone back in its box and cease the continued audio diary - you're been driven to insane conspiracies owing to your over analytical-ness.
And the survey - which sadly has seemingly been forgotten in this tirade - is something I invented, and seemed to create interest, not to mention gives me a muse from which to pour a bit of creative license into. A lot of the time it seemed to be right. Sure high schools/employers offer this type of thing, but hey, if you're the kind of guy thats all 'someone else has done it theres no point', then well thats just very very defeat-ee, and you should take a good look in the mirror young man and question why you havent got more drive. why dont you just do the test? Maybe you'll learn something, or at least have more confidence in what you have trouble already believing. Or of course you'll receive the confirmation that its all bollocks and you can leave well alone.