Hey. I'm new.
Normally I jerk off and fall right to sleep, but tonight was different.
Do anybody else ever feel bad about jerking off whilst fantasizing about certain people? I do.
I was thinking about my best friends girlfriend. I happened to find a vid with a chick that looked just like her, next thing you know my shit was rock hard n ready to blow.
God damn it was good, but now I can't sleep.
Thats like one of the worst attempts to be obscenely funny, ever.
I guess it wasn't an appropriate first post. But it was true. I'd put your life on it.
i guess my guilty pleasure would be watching the view.
This thread can be about any guilty pleasures.
I have to be snacking on something (usually junkfood) every time I watch a movie.
i can't eat if i'm watching a movie. that's why i dislike going to the movies because there's always someone who happens to be eating something very loudly and it reduces my cinema experience.
True. There's ways to be quite about it though if you're a considerate person. If I get something that's crunchy I'll put it in my mouth and suck on it till its soft.
that made me laugh hysterically.
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on May 02, 2011, 07:44 AM
Normally I jerk off and fall right to sleep, but tonight was different.
Do anybody else ever feel bad about jerking off whilst fantasizing about certain people? I do.
I was thinking about my best friends girlfriend. I happened to find a vid with a chick that looked just like her, next thing you know my shit was rock hard n ready to blow.
God damn it was good, but now I can't sleep.
I have always been curious as to how many guys have jacked off to an image of me or just the thought of me. I never really think of myself as jack-off material, but you never know.
I'll sometimes eat in a movie theater, but I always feel bad when I do. These days whenever I can afford to watch a movie, I'll eat before the showing.
Quote from: chick de la lynch on May 02, 2011, 07:34 PM
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on May 02, 2011, 07:44 AM
Normally I jerk off and fall right to sleep, but tonight was different.
Do anybody else ever feel bad about jerking off whilst fantasizing about certain people? I do.
I was thinking about my best friends girlfriend. I happened to find a vid with a chick that looked just like her, next thing you know my shit was rock hard n ready to blow.
God damn it was good, but now I can't sleep.
I have always been curious as to how many guys have jacked off to an image of me or just the thought of me. I never really think of myself as jack-off material, but you never know.
I'll sometimes eat in a movie theater, but I always feel bad when I do. These days whenever I can afford to watch a movie, I'll eat before the showing.
Would it turn you on, or disgust you if someone did? Or does it depend on the person?
And yes, someones jerked off to the thought of you. How many? No one knows.. I wonder if any girls have done the same for me.. It'd be cool if there was an app like the facebook one that lets you know who's been looking at your page. Except who's been fantasizing about you whilst masterbating.
Who are your top fans?
It wouldn't gross me out at all, actually. I'd be quite flattered in fact. I've dated a few guys where I didn't put out, but we had hot make-out sessions. I'd assume those would be the times when a guy would jack off to me. After the date, of course.
Don't worry; there are probably Facebook and iPhone applications in the works to find out who's jackin' off to you. I have no idea how that would work, though.
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on May 02, 2011, 08:14 AM
If I get something that's crunchy I'll put it in my mouth and suck on it till its soft.
Replace that "crunchy" with "hard", and I know who you are....
If women knew how many guys have jerked off to the thought of them, that would either make them depressed or give them an ego boost that might be out of proportion to their appearance.
A lot of women are over-confident anyways.
For example I've visited a friend a couple weeks ago, and he lives in a town that is known for the fact that mostly men study there.
So we went out to party that night, and it was like 70% guys, 30% women.
I was really ashamed of my gender that night - guys were competing for any mediocre looking woman, 3-4 guys around one girl, and you could see how much the women were enjoying it.
Actually the chicks in our group were the worst. One was probably the biggest attention whore I've ever seen, she was crying all night because of her dead dog and telling everyone about it at least 5 times, another was just flirting with everyone that seemed interested in her ( I was talking about the ego boost thing before. Of course she went home on her own, lol ), two were in long-distance relationships and acting super lame all night ("I'm not getting drunk tonight, I promised my bf to skype tomorrow morning and don't want to oversleep" ) and the occasional mediocre looking single, who must've thought she was Gisele Bündchen. I hated her from the moment that I saw her.
[/women bashing]
yeah, because of the desperation of catching something (It doesn't matter what that something is), we men ego-boost a lot of of women who doesn't deserve the least of attention. The market is destroyed.
Quote from: downtownpony on May 02, 2011, 11:14 PM
It'd be cool if there was an app like the facebook one that lets you know who's been looking at your page. Except who's been fantasizing about you whilst masterbating.
Who are your top fans?
LMAO!!!
Quote from: Deftones-argentina on May 03, 2011, 06:57 PM
we men ego-boost a lot of of women who doesn't deserve the least of attention. The market is destroyed.
Oh, I definitely fall under this category.
C'mon, no need to criticize yourself. I knew I was rather harsh before, but I think there are a lot of women who don't deserve the least of attention, and on th3 other hand there are a lot of nice and realistic women, who are not over-confident bitches and not always selfish and like "oh, you're talking about some hot chick? You should be talking about me instead!!!11 Cause I'm hawt 4 realz & stuff"
And obviously they're over-weight, have stretch marks, fat thighs and dyed hair to look like something which they're NOT.
I know I'm physically attractive, and men find me attractive but I'm so awkward and spastic in person to the point where it's a turn off. It's a shock when a guy isn't turned away by that, which is why I think it's more along the lines of a guy giving me more attention than I probably deserve.
Yeah, I really don't like those type of women who think they're the total shiz, when in fact they're kind of hideous. It's annoying, but somehow their over-confidence has the ability to suck in some men.
Quote from: chick de la lynch on May 05, 2011, 03:21 AM
I know I'm physically attractive, and men find me attractive but I'm so awkward and spastic in person to the point where it's a turn off. It's a shock when a guy isn't turned away by that, which is why I think it's more along the lines of a guy giving me more attention than I probably deserve.
Yeah, I really don't like those type of women who think they're the total shiz, when in fact they're kind of hideous. It's annoying, but somehow their over-confidence has the ability to suck in some men.
not gonna lie im liking the "awkward and spastic" cause im the same way too hah
I like getting bollock naked to take a shit sometimes. I actually don't feel guilty about it though.
So what you're saying is you think you're getting too much attention by guys?
That's like telling your boss "You should pay me less, I deserve that" because he never tells you what a good worker you are, only to make the impression that you have low self esteem and need to hear some constructive words ( While in fact you're aware of yourself making a good job )
a.k.a. making a fuss out of nothing
Quote from: black coffee on May 04, 2011, 10:19 PM
C'mon, no need to criticize yourself. I knew I was rather harsh before, but I think there are a lot of women who don't deserve the least of attention, and on th3 other hand there are a lot of nice and realistic women, who are not over-confident bitches and not always selfish and like "oh, you're talking about some hot chick? You should be talking about me instead!!!11 Cause I'm hawt 4 realz & stuff"
And obviously they're over-weight, have stretch marks, fat thighs and dyed hair to look like something which they're NOT.
i think it just calls into matter the fact that someone you may not find attractive is attractive to other men. i know the women you are speaking about though. i've seen a lot of them. most of them hide behind that sort of behaviour.
i'm butt ugly and i barely behave in a way that shows self-confidence because i hate drawing attention to myself. i spend 90% of the time dressed like a guy. most of the time that allows me to not be hounded by men and sometimes there would be that one guy that follows me out of the pub when it's late and i just want to walk to the station so i can get home. sometimes you don't even have to do anything yet you still have guys following you around.
Quote from: black coffee on May 05, 2011, 11:14 AM
So what you're saying is you think you're getting too much attention by guys?
That's like telling your boss "You should pay me less, I deserve that" because he never tells you what a good worker you are, only to make the impression that you have low self esteem and need to hear some constructive words ( While in fact you're aware of yourself making a good job )
a.k.a. making a fuss out of nothing
That's a weak analogy for this particular argument. Doing something at your job is something you can improve upon and requires some sort of talent. Beauty and being physically attractive is an accident of nature. Essentially you're stuck with what mom and dad gave you and some people are just luckier than others. Essentially, the two aren't really comparable at all because one requires work and talent, and the other just requires luck.
You misunderstood what I was trying to say earlier in the thread. I was responding to a statement where you said that I was criticizing myself too harshly, so I expanded my reasoning as to why I stated I probably get more attention than I deserve. I wasn't making a fuss out of nothing and I definitely was not fishing for a compliment. I'm not as much complaining as I am confused by the male gender (Which is nothing new in my life). Spastic people are usually left alone, so the fact that men don't leave me alone is a mystery all on its own. Like Mariam, I like blending into the background so when I'm noticed I get the deer in the headlights look and spaz out. I don't know too many guys who like painfully shy, awkward, spastic girls except for that one guy who posted on the first page, which I'm pretty sure he's in the minority on that one.
Essentially, I just wanted some light shed on why spastic doesn't turn men off. I probably should have just asked that straight off the bat rather than tip toeing around it.
Quote from: chick de la lynch on May 06, 2011, 04:27 AM
Quote from: black coffee on May 05, 2011, 11:14 AM
So what you're saying is you think you're getting too much attention by guys?
That's like telling your boss "You should pay me less, I deserve that" because he never tells you what a good worker you are, only to make the impression that you have low self esteem and need to hear some constructive words ( While in fact you're aware of yourself making a good job )
a.k.a. making a fuss out of nothing
That's a weak analogy for this particular argument. Doing something at your job is something you can improve upon and requires some sort of talent. Beauty and being physically attractive is an accident of nature. Essentially you're stuck with what mom and dad gave you and some people are just luckier than others. Essentially, the two aren't really comparable at all because one requires work and talent, and the other just requires luck.
You misunderstood what I was trying to say earlier in the thread. I was responding to a statement where you said that I was criticizing myself too harshly, so I expanded my reasoning as to why I stated I probably get more attention than I deserve. I wasn't making a fuss out of nothing and I definitely was not fishing for a compliment. I'm not as much complaining as I am confused by the male gender (Which is nothing new in my life). Spastic people are usually left alone, so the fact that men don't leave me alone is a mystery all on its own. Like Mariam, I like blending into the background so when I'm noticed I get the deer in the headlights look and spaz out. I don't know too many guys who like painfully shy, awkward, spastic girls except for that one guy who posted on the first page, which I'm pretty sure he's in the minority on that one.
Essentially, I just wanted some light shed on why spastic doesn't turn men off. I probably should have just asked that straight off the bat rather than tip toeing around it.
Id say when the men are the types would describe themselves likewise - common ground is a huge turn on. If someone out there can detract away from the thought that they are a spaz, then the confidence would undoubtedly grow. Ive always been a creeper when it comes to women (not a stalker I hasten to add), just I operate best when the company of women is forced upon me (friend of a friend, girl in the workplace), and the magic grows over a period of time. Walking up to a girl and randomly saying something about plucking the stars from heaven or are you an electrician...I felt a spark between us or whatever is a big big no no. I flush even at the thought.
It happened again tonight.
God damn. I did it again.
Big Anime fan
just finish watching Blood Plus
of course without no one knowing