I created this thread to talk about current drama in your life.
The bullshit thread wouldn't work for ts because I didn't make it.
I called the cops on my neighbor cause I think he's selling weed. He sent me a text a couple days later calling me a snitch. I think next time he sees me he is going to want to fight. I hate it when dudes get there testosterone pumping and they always wanna fight. I've been sending him text explaining why I did what I did, and he hasn't answered. What should I do?
man up and take the consequences, snitch.
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 09:11 AM
I've been sending him text explaining why I did what I did
what did you say in these explanations?
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 09:11 AM
What should I do?
I think suicide is probably the last option...
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 09:11 AM
I called the cops on my neighbor cause I think he's selling weed.
hahaha. you're a dick dude.
it's just weed, brah.
i would like to know more. maybe the neighbour sold bad weed laced with dangerous chemicals to little kids, which make shift just couldn't accept. make shift also told the neighbour to quit selling the bad dope, because shift's little sister's brain melted cause of it, and she hasn't come back to the real world since. but shift got the cold shoulder and therefore used the law on his ass
Quote from: from_musings on Jul 28, 2011, 02:41 PM
i would like to know more. maybe the neighbour sold bad weed laced with dangerous chemicals to little kids, which make shift just couldn't accept. make shift also told the neighbour to quit selling the bad dope, because shift's little sister's brain melted cause of it, and she hasn't come back to the real world since. but shift got the cold shoulder and therefore used the law on his ass
Well it turned out he wasn't selling weed. He was just having a party the other night and there was A LOT of cars there. If he would have told me that he was having a party none of this would have happened. What does he expect me to do when all those cars are pulling up like that? That was basically the text I sent him.
Quote from: tarkil on Jul 28, 2011, 10:23 AM
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 09:11 AM
What should I do?
I think suicide is probably the last option...
No man it's not. I've been down that road before (and have the scars to prove it). I learned my lesson the first time.
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 03:22 PM
What does he expect me to do when all those cars are pulling up like that?
Assume it's a party?
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 03:25 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Jul 28, 2011, 10:23 AM
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 09:11 AM
What should I do?
I think suicide is probably the last option...
No man it's not. I've been down that road before (and have the scars to prove it). I learned my lesson the first time.
It's not because you failed the first time that you shouldn't keep trying you know... I'm sure you have it in you man !
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 03:22 PM
Quote from: from_musings on Jul 28, 2011, 02:41 PM
i would like to know more. maybe the neighbour sold bad weed laced with dangerous chemicals to little kids, which make shift just couldn't accept. make shift also told the neighbour to quit selling the bad dope, because shift's little sister's brain melted cause of it, and she hasn't come back to the real world since. but shift got the cold shoulder and therefore used the law on his ass
Well it turned out he wasn't selling weed. He was just having a party the other night and there was A LOT of cars there. If he would have told me that he was having a party none of this would have happened. What does he expect me to do when all those cars are pulling up like that? That was basically the text I sent him.
so you're just the worlds worst neighbor. you suck dude. next time mind your own business. i kinda hope this guy punches you.
I'm surprised someone who can come up with a cool name like Make_Shift Destiny couldn't figure out a better way to handle his situation.
I'm a bit curious about how he knew you were the one calling. shouldn't they make sure you remain anonymous? and why didn't you just act like you had no idea what he was talking about?
good job, man. really.
i guess he should get some respect for standing up for what he did and doesn't try to weasel out, even though we're talking about a testosterone guy with a temper. the strange thing though, is what he did - he called the police because he suspected a drug crime because of "a lot of cars". I see a lot of cars parked at one spot in one day and I'm not going to think "drug crime!" because of it. he might have a history of bad relationship with this neighbor, because this example alone is weird.
Oh man, I'm SOOOOO going to call the cops on Walmart. Those fuckers have all kinds of cars parked around their buildings ALL DAY LONG. Must be all kinds of weed getting sold there.
Pretty much, I have gathered a couple things from reading this painful thread.
1. you're full of shit and none of this is true. You're just a loser who likes to go online and get attention by making shit up (like lame stories like this, fake suicide attempts, and masturbating about your friends GF)
the holes in this story are that your neighbor knew it was you (the cops wouldn't tell him that); that ANYONE in the world is dumb enough to think that a bunch of cars parked outside a house = drug deal; that he hasn't kicked your ass yet; that he would be dumb enough to text someone incriminating messages over text , after that person just snitched on him; And that the cops even showed up. Usually, cops need more proof than an random phone call. Especially for something as simple as weed. But that last once could be true.
2. Assuming that you're not full of shit. Then you're just a moron. You're also a really big douche bag for calling the cops on your neighbor because you thought he was selling weed. Just because someone is selling weed, doesn't make them a criminal. And just because there are a lot of cars parked someone where, doesn't mean trouble is going to happen.
Maybe next week you can go to an air show and call the cops on the blue angels when you see them flying in a group. They must be selling drugs up there!
3. You never really tried to kill yourself, so shut up.
Quote from: Variable on Jul 28, 2011, 05:42 PM
Oh man, I'm SOOOOO going to call the cops on Walmart. Those fuckers have all kinds of cars parked around their buildings ALL DAY LONG. Must be all kinds of weed getting sold there.
Pretty much, I have gathered a couple things from reading this painful thread.
1. you're full of shit and none of this is true. You're just a loser who likes to go online and get attention by making shit up (like lame stories like this, fake suicide attempts, and masturbating about your friends GF)
the holes in this story are that your neighbor knew it was you (the cops wouldn't tell him that); that ANYONE in the world is dumb enough to think that a bunch of cars parked outside a house = drug deal; that he hasn't kicked your ass yet; that he would be dumb enough to text someone incriminating messages over text , after that person just snitched on him; And that the cops even showed up. Usually, cops need more proof than an random phone call. Especially for something as simple as weed. But that last once could be true.
2. Assuming that you're not full of shit. Then you're just a moron. You're also a really big douche bag for calling the cops on your neighbor because you thought he was selling weed. Just because someone is selling weed, doesn't make them a criminal. And just because there are a lot of cars parked someone where, doesn't mean trouble is going to happen.
Maybe next week you can go to an air show and call the cops on the blue angels when you see them flying in a group. They must be selling drugs up there!
3. You never really tried to kill yourself, so shut up.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PHJwFyOMOsQ/TYuQFefCOxI/AAAAAAAAAD4/0Mq8ckkzFms/s320/nailed%2Bit.jpg)
Quote from: Variable on Jul 28, 2011, 05:42 PM
3. You never really tried to kill yourself, so shut up.
omfg stop it, i can't lol in class.
Quote from: Variable on Jul 28, 2011, 05:42 PM
Maybe next week you can go to an air show and call the cops on the blue angels when you see them flying in a group. They must be selling drugs up there!
comment of the week
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Jul 28, 2011, 06:28 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jul 28, 2011, 05:42 PM
3. You never really tried to kill yourself, so shut up.
omfg stop it, i can't lol in class.
lol, you shouldn't SL in class either.
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 03:25 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Jul 28, 2011, 10:23 AM
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 09:11 AM
What should I do?
I think suicide is probably the last option...
No man it's not. I've been down that road before (and have the scars to prove it).
do you have some pictures/proof of your scars? now's the time to post them, things here are starting to look bad for you
Its a proven fact that an extra obvious dickhead thrust upon other people, say like in the workplace, is actually the best method of bonding together the troops. I worked at a place that was made all the more enjoyable by the bullshitting session we would enjoy behind the back of this fucked up bearded weirdo, who had somehow stubled his way into the position of shop buyer. Every day threw up a Ricky Gervais-esque cringe moment we would all chuckle at, from his bizarre fashion sense (jesus sandals over massively thick socks, accompanied by cargo shorts and tank tops), to his apparent expertise on everything (one day he bizarrely decided the computer wiring needed rerouting and ended up pulling the wrong plug and wiping the entire days work of the company owner no less). Then he left. Everyones relationships suffered - with no common asshole to mock, we were left with the realisation we all kind of thought each other were dicks. I cant help but think the thread maker is a long term member under a guise, pulling the strings to produce the high level musings we all enjoy reading and return here all the time for. If not, by fuck you're a penis.
Yeah, I'm with you on that one (only a much shorter explanation was needed). My first thought was that he is a fake name too.
i hope it's ross.
Ross isn't smart enough for that kind of stupid post. Maybe Blondie though.
Quote from: Variable on Jul 28, 2011, 09:06 PM
Yeah, I'm with you on that one (only a much shorter explanation was needed). My first thought was that he is a fake name too.
same, but to be honest I don't care. the guy's good for a laugh, but playing some guessing game of who he could be is giving him more credit than is due. he's a troll, he's feeding off of our attention.
Yeah you're probably right. Only REALLY funny fake names deserve a board-wide discussion about who it is.
Quote from: Variable on Jul 28, 2011, 09:06 PM
Yeah, I'm with you on that one (only a much shorter explanation was needed). My first thought was that he is a fake name too.
What can I say - any excuse to spin a yarn I seek.
Quote from: from_musings on Jul 28, 2011, 07:25 PM
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 03:25 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Jul 28, 2011, 10:23 AM
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 28, 2011, 09:11 AM
What should I do?
I think suicide is probably the last option...
No man it's not. I've been down that road before (and have the scars to prove it).
do you have some pictures/proof of your scars? now's the time to post them, things here are starting to look bad for you
Says the nigga that didn't man up and post his "girlfriends" sex video.
It's pretty funny how all of you are jumping to some crazy conclusions without hearing all the facts. From Musings is the only one that's being logical here.
Me and the guy do have a history. This isn't the first time I've called the cops on him either. I'm pretty sure he found out last that I called the cops on him, because I had mentioned to another neighbor that I did. And the neighbor seemed to agree with me at the time that what I did was in the best interest of the neighborhood (him and his friends would sit in his car everyday and turn the radio up way to fucking high for what seemed like hours they were probably in there smoking too). I think the neighbor that I told ended up telling him I called the cops on him, cuz he started acting like a dick to me afterwards.
I understand that Variable is always going to be a dick to me because of my post count. What's this with the fake name shit? What kind of retard puts there real name on here? Is Variable your real name?
my first name is Bright.
I changed mine for this board, my Christian name is alvarezracist17
Quote from: Variable on Jul 28, 2011, 05:42 PM
Oh man, I'm SOOOOO going to call the cops on Walmart. Those fuckers have all kinds of cars parked around their buildings ALL DAY LONG. Must be all kinds of weed getting sold there.
Pretty much, I have gathered a couple things from reading this painful thread.
1. you're full of shit and none of this is true. You're just a loser who likes to go online and get attention by making shit up (like lame stories like this, fake suicide attempts, and masturbating about your friends GF)
the holes in this story are that your neighbor knew it was you (the cops wouldn't tell him that); that ANYONE in the world is dumb enough to think that a bunch of cars parked outside a house = drug deal; that he hasn't kicked your ass yet; that he would be dumb enough to text someone incriminating messages over text , after that person just snitched on him; And that the cops even showed up. Usually, cops need more proof than an random phone call. Especially for something as simple as weed. But that last once could be true.
2. Assuming that you're not full of shit. Then you're just a moron. You're also a really big douche bag for calling the cops on your neighbor because you thought he was selling weed. Just because someone is selling weed, doesn't make them a criminal. And just because there are a lot of cars parked someone where, doesn't mean trouble is going to happen.
Maybe next week you can go to an air show and call the cops on the blue angels when you see them flying in a group. They must be selling drugs up there!
3. You never really tried to kill yourself, so shut up.
I love me a logical man. :)
Oh Grrrr baby ^ ;)
and the rest of you.....stop....this is getting too funny.
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 29, 2011, 12:54 AM
It's pretty funny how all of you are jumping to some crazy conclusions without hearing all the facts. From Musings is the only one that's being logical here.
Me and the guy do have a history. This isn't the first time I've called the cops on him either. I'm pretty sure he found out last that I called the cops on him, because I had mentioned to another neighbor that I did. And the neighbor seemed to agree with me at the time that what I did was in the best interest of the neighborhood (him and his friends would sit in his car everyday and turn the radio up way to fucking high for what seemed like hours they were probably in there smoking too). I think the neighbor that I told ended up telling him I called the cops on him, cuz he started acting like a dick to me afterwards.
I understand that Variable is always going to be a dick to me because of my post count. What's this with the fake name shit? What kind of retard puts there real name on here? Is Variable your real name?
Why would someone sit in their car, blast the radio, and smoke pot for hours? When they have a house? You're full of shit.
It has nothing to do with your post count. I have actually never brought that up at all, that was all you. Which just makes me think that you are a regular on message boards who treat noobs like shit.
Anyways though, yes, Variable is my real name. I go by V for short in the real world. Which is what Winston Churchill was doing with his famous V wave, he was saying hi to me. Also, all the girls in the hippy movement, they were saying "I want V's dick in my vagina."
You will also find my name in a lot of math and science books
(http://randomgeekz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/asain-peace-sign.jpg)
lol. Oh man, this inspires me to look up an old pic
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r313/MyOwnFur/gate2015-1.jpg)
LOL and the Ws are for Wright, baby.
Na brah. Those are double Vs
So you DPed those chicks with Hugo Weaving?
Ha ha, this thread took off as expected... :)
This is why I somehow like trolls... Same way I like dumb people, cause it's fun and easy to make fun of them...
SO YOU DPED THOSE CHICKS WITH HUGO WEAVING?
god dammit tarkil.
lol yes I did my man.
and fuck all the members of this board from france!
every single fuckin one of them! white power!!
yeah! White Powder!......................... (what does that have to do with france?)
"White powder"...
Was that a typo, or was it intended ?
intended
he uses it for the rashes on his ass.
actually, I use it for the rashes on the inside of my nose.
Quote from: poofing acid on Jul 29, 2011, 12:42 AM
Says the nigga that didn't man up and post his "girlfriends" sex video.
point taken, but this is about harrasing the new guy,he doesn't know my past here. harrasing the new guy always comes first, don't ruin it
Quote from: Variable on Jul 29, 2011, 04:57 AM
Why would someone sit in their car, blast the radio, and smoke pot for hours? When they have a house? You're full of shit.
maybe the sound system in the car was better than the one in the house?
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 29, 2011, 12:54 AM
It's pretty funny how all of you are jumping to some crazy conclusions without hearing all the facts.
yes but that's the thing, perhaps you should've told us a little more initially. to avoid the speculation
or he could just stop making shit up?
yes maybe it's all lies. but at least funny shit were said and funny pics were shown
I got beef with make_shift Destiny for being a silly asshole
I might be getting beef tomorrow. if I still feel like it then.
Get some yorkshire puddings too man!
dunno if I can find that here in Sweden to be honest.
tonight I'm making chicken thighs in oregano, rosemary and lemon with grilled potatoes, carrots and red onions and garlic youghurt.
now that's fancy.modern man impressing a girl i can tell
indeed. my girlfriend came to visit.
so what did you guys have for dinner?
cheez doodles and cigarettes. still pretty hungry though.
what kind of music did you agree on having in the background?
I had Fair To Midland on when she came over, then when we ate we didn't have any music on and instead enjoyed each others company.
Quote from: Jacob on Jul 29, 2011, 08:35 PM
I had Fair To Midland on when she came over, then when we ate we didn't have any music on and instead enjoyed each others company.
ok... but it kinda sounds like you were playing air guitar, felt on top of the world - just rockin out like crazy having a blast to the music you love.and when she arrived, you had the courtesy to lower the volume when it was eating time.but she walked up to the stereo,this while you were begging her "plz..just this song out" but she just said "haha no jacob,this is terrible" and pulled the plug. it was at your home... you should be able to choose music and have it on. hell,when serving that bad ass dinner,while she's yapping away, you should also be able to interrupt her and go "shhh.. just listen to this part, it fucking rocks!". that - without any hazzle
i had this girl once and she was lovley for a lot of reasons. but her taste in music fucking sucked. so if we were partying together just the two of us, we had this rule that she got to play 3 songs on the stereo and then i got to play 3 songs and so on.to avoid hearing her crap as much as possible i picked 10 min songs from bands like tool.but then she goes on about that "a song that long should count as two bla bla" - completley changing the rules along the way (rules she was part of setting up in the first place) Of course, I stuck to the original rule and said "3 songs are always 3 songs, we just can't count seconds like you do it's ridiculous"so wild debate occured and the mood was killed. taste in music IS important. so many harsh hurtful words are being said to one another because of music.im just talking about the danger when hanging around a girl with bad or no taste in music. you could do like i did,but then the envoirment gets hostile and can ruin a night. or you can go on with the cave in style, but that will slowly choke you til you die.
i said "you should be able to... " in the previous post, but that's never gonna happen with the wrong girl
Quote from: Jacob on Jul 29, 2011, 05:07 PM
I might be getting beef tomorrow. if I still feel like it then.
My new signature.
Jacob's getting beef? like as in beef curtains?
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 29, 2011, 12:54 AM
What kind of retard puts there real name on here?
Quote from: Jacob on Jul 29, 2011, 05:07 PM
I might be getting beef tomorrow. if I still feel like it then.
No one noticed...
But one thing I have noticed is how pointless it is for me or anyone to argue with Variable. I lost the chess match before I even started. The dudes a genius, and while his penis probably isn't very long it is quite thick. And the bitches love it.
Quote from: from_musings on Jul 29, 2011, 09:38 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Jul 29, 2011, 08:35 PM
I had Fair To Midland on when she came over, then when we ate we didn't have any music on and instead enjoyed each others company.
ok... but it kinda sounds like you were playing air guitar, felt on top of the world - just rockin out like crazy having a blast to the music you love.and when she arrived, you had the courtesy to lower the volume when it was eating time.but she walked up to the stereo,this while you were begging her "plz..just this song out" but she just said "haha no jacob,this is terrible" and pulled the plug. it was at your home... you should be able to choose music and have it on. hell,when serving that bad ass dinner,while she's yapping away, you should also be able to interrupt her and go "shhh.. just listen to this part, it fucking rocks!". that - without any hazzle
no, actually the album ended and I didn't bother to put something new on. she likes Fair To Midland. and later, after dinner, I showed some live videos of them for her.
Quote from: poofing acid on Jul 29, 2011, 10:27 PM
Quote from: Jacob on Jul 29, 2011, 05:07 PM
I might be getting beef tomorrow. if I still feel like it then.
My new signature.
I feel honored. I think.
Quote from: Jacob on Jul 30, 2011, 10:53 AM
no, actually the album ended and I didn't bother to put something new on. she likes Fair To Midland. and later, after dinner, I showed some live videos of them for her.
the picture you painted about your relationship in another thread has taken a drastic turn - and that makes me glad.it went from "i can never have my dream - i found out it doesn't work that way" to you actually living the dream. maybe in another week or so you will have great news about her putting on some ftm or even her playing air guitar with you. awesome, keep it up
will do.
so, I'm actually having beef today. or rather, I think you call it "minute steak" in english. a very thin steak you throw in the pan and then it's pretty much done. fried onion and potatoes goes with that. and bearnaise sauce.
petition to rename this thread "what's for dinner".
Quote from: Jacob on Jul 30, 2011, 05:58 PM
will do.
so, I'm actually having beef today. or rather, I think you call it "minute steak" in english. a very thin steak you throw in the pan and then it's pretty much done. fried onion and potatoes goes with that. and bearnaise sauce.
petition to rename this thread "what's for dinner".
Seriously man, make some yorkshire puddings to go with that beef, they're simple as fuck and just go so well. I second the request to rename this thread.
I just made a kick ass chicken and chorizo dish with a soya cream sauce and talking about it just gave me a food boner.
Quote from: Jacob on Jul 30, 2011, 05:58 PM
will do.
so, I'm actually having beef today. or rather, I think you call it "minute steak" in english. a very thin steak you throw in the pan and then it's pretty much done. fried onion and potatoes goes with that. and bearnaise sauce.
petition to rename this thread "what's for dinner".
Dammit, now I'm hungry.
I made a ham and onion stew thing last night. It fucking ruled. Then I went to a show and got plastered and threw it all up.
I'm awesome.
ever since i was a butchers apprentice I've developed an infatuation for touching raw beef with my hands. Think I'm gonna run a beef tip special at work tonight, throw in some onions bellpeppers just gotta figure out what kind of starch i want to use with that. probably gnocchi.
Anybody know how to make a BBQ sauce from scratch using mixed herbs, soy sauce and Worcestershire sauce? I'm making hunters chicken for my girlfriend tomorrow and I'm not using that packet bullshit
google ?
Quote from: BillyNo.9 on Sep 09, 2011, 12:48 AM
Anybody know how to make a BBQ sauce from scratch using mixed herbs, soy sauce and Worcestershire sauce? I'm making hunters chicken for my girlfriend tomorrow and I'm not using that packet bullshit
basic BBQ sauce
Onions
Garlic
Tomato paste
Molasses
Vinegar
Salt
Thanks man, I used a garlic paste, soy sauce, and Worcestershire sauce and added a little corn flower to thicken the texture a little.
Went great and tasted awesome.