What are some things you like to do when no one else is around?
I will literally spend hours jerking off.
Horse porn.
The things that people do when they think no one's looking...
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Jul 30, 2011, 05:29 AM
The things that people do when they think no one's looking...
I'm not sure what this is about.
Quote from: Make_shift Destiny on Jul 30, 2011, 05:49 AM
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Jul 30, 2011, 05:29 AM
The things that people do when they think no one's looking...
I'm not sure what this is about.
Basically he said he wants to fuck dead whales...so, me.
I usually poop when no one is around. Not always, but usually.
Quote from: Variable on Aug 01, 2011, 04:23 PM
I usually poop when no one is around. Not always, but usually.
always this
also i if i 'kind of have to take a shit' but i'm not at my house, i'll probably hold it up, can go on for days if i want to
Duuuuuuuuuuude.
Are you me?
I think most people do this. Pooping can almost always be held off for a day or two.
But, I hate it when I'm doing this, and then I get really gassy. Like say you're chilling with a new GF or something for the weekend and so you're trying to hold it because youre staying in a small apartment or hotel room. Yeah, then you get all gassy and there is no way you can hold it. I hate that. It's usually better to just shit in that case.
But the military hasn't always allowed me to shit in private. The worst is when they have the public-style shitters that don't even have doors. small curtains are bad enough. But I have had to shit in some that dont have doors or walls. Super fucking stupid.
new girlfriend
leave her appartment
fart the entire staircase down
I used to have pooping anxiety and couldnt shit with anyone in the room so my freshman year of college I would set my alarm for 4 in the morning just to take a shit
fuck
Quote from: Penicks on Aug 01, 2011, 05:33 PM
Quote from: Variable on Aug 01, 2011, 04:23 PM
I usually poop when no one is around. Not always, but usually.
always this
also i if i 'kind of have to take a shit' but i'm not at my house, i'll probably hold it up, can go on for days if i want to
there's nothing like having home field advantage for taking a dump.
Yeah,
But very recently my roomates-owners of the house, started renting a room to a new girl/ friend of mine. Like REALLY good friend. You would think thats all good right? Wrong! We have to share a bathroom. I no longer shit during normal hours that people are awake. I wait until after midnight to try and shit. It's horrible. My sleep-schedule is all off.
How cute of you Trey... :)
Quote from: Variable on Aug 02, 2011, 06:57 AM
Yeah,
But very recently my roomates-owners of the house, started renting a room to a new girl/ friend of mine. Like REALLY good friend. You would think thats all good right? Wrong! We have to share a bathroom. I no longer shit during normal hours that people are awake. I wait until after midnight to try and shit. It's horrible. My sleep-schedule is all off.
Buy a chamber pot?
How is that any better?
Why are you trying to avoid shitting around her? Because of the smell or the sound?
Because I'm a god dude. and gods don't shit.
Yeah I know that you've already established it a thousand times. Just crap out yer window so she doesn't suspect a thing?
variable you'd be surprised at how much women are intrigued by the smell of your shit, you should really try it
If I've ever had to curl one out when at someones friends/partner etc I always do it before having a shower cos by the time your clean and dried off the poo smell has gone. My boyfriend farted in front of me on the second date so I took that as it's ok for me to do it. If you gotta go, you gotta go!
I actually do that shower thing all the time. This really isn't a huge issue for me. I was just being stupid for the sake of it.
ahh yes, the three S's. Shit, shave, and shower. My morning ritual.
Thats actually a literal acronym in the military. Except we say shit, shower, and shave. Semantics.
Yeah I think that's where my older brother got it from. A cup of coffee gets the shit flowing.
They had another saying too. Pretty much saying to just wash your face, armpits, ass, and junk. But I can't remember it.
around these parts we all say "gotta go run some water over my nuts" instead of showering, in tribute to a friend who passed away. he used to always say that shit.