I'm sure there was one
On the old board but I can't
Seem to find it now.
So...
I have copied this
From a REALLY COOL PLACE that
Most of you don't know.
NT: Windows XP.
No-one has any
Love for the Haiku thread so
I will be quiet.
NT: OR WILL I?! MUHAHAHA!!
No, you really won't
It's fucking impossible
You silly thread thief
Next topic: Bacon.
Bacon is pig meat
That is why I choose not to
Eat it. Or is it?
NT: Pianos!
Keys keys and more keys
Way too many keys to count
It makes shit music
NT: Root
Root is an ace song
It's also a type of beer
Never had it though.
NT: Potatoes and their fried or baked derivatives.
Screw this topic man!
I really like english muff
Muffins! Not just muff.
NT: Partik
O Partik, Partik!
Wherefore art thou 'Partik'? Hmmm?
Partik is Patrick.
NT: Cream cheese. ;D
cream cheese sucks
i prefer oaxaca cheese
i'm cheesy
NT: bombs
Yes bombs are the bomb
Deftones are the bomb aswell
So is deftonekid. ;D
NT: Tweezers.
Quote from: Assassin on Apr 03, 2006, 09:52 PM
Yes bombs are the bomb
Deftones are the bomb aswell
So is deftonekid. ;D
:-*
tweezers are useful
u can hurt someone with them
it would be funny haha
NT: turf
Astro? I think not
I play on real grass dammit
That other shits gross
NT: Pelican
weird animal
weird band
weird name
NT: pot
That is not a haiku.
ha sorry i just made an improvisation l0l
yes i smoke good pot
good pot is not grown locally
good pot is not cheap
np: fucking
Fucking is something
That most people enjoy so
Let's have a party.
NT: Eyeballs.
my eyeballs are red
visine gets the red out quick
shades work just aswell
nt: bmw
I don't like beamers.
Big Mexican Weiners is
What that shit should mean
NT: More Pelican.
Pelican are tight
They should play alot more shows
So we can go mad
NT: The overall view of the Taste Of Chao lineup
Lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame PELICAN!
lame lame lame DEFTONES!
NT: sucky, whiny, lamzor emo peoples.
sucks i didnt see dredg
and the people that do dont care
deftones and thrice kicked ass
nt: american beer
I have never had
American beer before
Please do send me some
nt: scooters
Aw shit, I missed one...ah well, the next person gets to choose my topic or You Fail Me's (hard one to pick from).
so..
nt: "sucky, whiny, lamzor emo peoples." or scooters (couldnt think of anything)
I hate those lame guys
that wear really tight pants and
wish they were chicks. Die.
NT: irish carbombs
Brits controlled Ireland
IRA wasn't impressed
So they used carbombs.
NT: Grass.
It prickles my skin
Yeah man, lush, beautiful grass
It smells quite good too
NT: Irish carbombs, the drink
i wish i could know
wtf they are, btw
i hate the terrorist carboms
NT: tequila
You fail at making a haiku yet again.
Step by step haiku making by You Fail Me:
First, know what a syllable is.
Then make a line of five syllables like so:
I just ate a cat
or
Omnivourous dog
Then a line of seven, then one more line of five. Viola! Your very own haiku!
haha crap i fucked this thread twice
Quote from: deftonekid on Apr 05, 2006, 04:26 AM
haha crap i fucked this thread twice
Its all good man, just remember 5-7-5.
Quote from: Vlad Drac on Apr 05, 2006, 04:43 AM
Its all good man, just remember 5-7-5.
yeah i will, im going to practice in the school ha
Emos & scene kids
girls jeans & painted fingernails
Deftones teaching a lesson
NT: Harry Potter.
Ok, I'll do the haiku on the topic of Harry Potter then.
I used to think that
Harry Potter would be crap
But I was wrong. Wrong!
NT: Bill Gates.
fuck! bill gates is rich
he's so fucking filthy rich
god damn! is he rich
Lithium didn't
Choose the next haiku topic
So erm, yeah, okay.
NT: Korn.
Korn were really good
Back in the self-titled days
Now they're ok-ish
NT: Smoking bans (has it been done already? I dunno)
No smoke for us here.
Really sucks, I like to smoke.
Polluted lungs dude!
NT: AC[lightning bolt]DC
AC/DC rule
Back In Black is their best works
In my opinion
NT: The PSP
PSP is rad
games are wicked fun to play
that's all for now yo
NT: monkey's
Monkeys are the shit
I wish I was a monkey
Give me bananas
NT: the highway (hoho)
lost on the highway
directions would be nice now
i hate you mapquest
NT:vhs
vhs is old
But I still like to watch tapes
With films from childhood
NT: Childhood
the 80's was good
Michael Jackson ruled it all
innocent childhood
NT: 80's music
80's Music rocks!
Fucking love Duran Duran,
The Cure and The Smiths
NT: The desert
hot desert at day
open starry skies at night
viva las vegas
Wtf is a Haiku?
Worker bees can leave,
Even drones can fly away,
The queen is their slave.
Quote from: Sam on Apr 25, 2006, 08:09 PM
Wtf is a Haiku?
The first line has five
syllables, the second has
Seven, the last: five.
NT: Chocolate.
Pimples and puss form
when eaten in abundance
but it helped the slaves
atf is cool
but some of the shit he says
is really retarded k?
next topic: the song "the patient" by tool
Tool makes me zone out
now I cannot quit singing
"gonna wait it out"
NT:mountain bikes
mountain bikes are cool
had many of them growing up
dont own one now though
nt: windows xp
windows xp sucks
bill gates just wants more money
this haiku sucks ass!
:D
NT: water
you should know really
beware the water is awesome
you should know really
nt: FM
FM rocks my socks
I cannot wait to hear it
On the new album
nt: lowriders
rockin song from war
havent heard it in a while
its my girl's ringtone
nt: cheech
i love up in smoke
i would smoke a bong with Cheech
the lizard is rad
NT: snow
Snow is fucking great
Except that it comes less now
And makes my feet numb
nt: your favourite t-shirt
my favorite shirt
simpson sopranos parody
its been lost for years
nt: simpsons
Marge and her hair
It should topple over
Newton turns in his grave
NT: Marilyn monroe
Marilyn Monroe
A sex symbol from her day
Back in the 50's
Nt: cv's or job applications
job applications
fuck man what a bitch they are
fuck filling them out
nt: drew barrymore
Guys think she's pretty
But I don't think she is so
I must be jealous.
NT: Beware The Water.
you should know, really
that this could end, really
very pretty song, really
nt: your mom
my mom is awesome
she likes to go to concerts
korn pit she was in
NT:
ZVOX
Her
I meant to hurt you
But do you know why I did?
So you could leave free
her pics set her free
give life to the girl inside
so fixate your eyes
topic?
um...... marriage
Trees cry dying tears
Children play the masquerade
A cold wind whispers
for this thread to work
you need to add a topic
ending your haiku
you didn't add a topic after that great haiku!
simply trying,
to point out the obvious
next topic is death
the best musician
is the one who sees the greatest
sadness in happyness
haiku digital update 5/8/6
the hills is so weak
could there be a lamer show?
it should be cancelled
there are fine girls on that show
they are probably all under 16
hit it before the hair does
NT : drugs
drugs are cool
drugs are fine
drugs will give you a good time
nt: sharinglungs
sharing lungs is great
sharing lungs is grand
make too many threads and dumb posts and youll find your dumb ass banned
nt: chinese food
crab rangoon cream cheese
kung pao chicken peanut sauce
eating with chopsticks
nt: gi joe
kung fu grip steel claw
cobra la la la la la
snake eyes storm shadow
nt: menstral cycle
Seven days of rage
Blood and hormonal chaos
Men run for your lives
nt: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
milk shake fry guy meat
eight bit alien terror
killing neighbor blood
nt:polka music
accordian wheeze
fat people eat sausage link
polka polka dot
nt: deftones
sexy moaning harsh scream
thunder riff throbbing bass line
pounding atmosphere
nt: cheese
Quote from: goldpony on Oct 26, 2007, 03:18 PM
sexy moaning harsh scream
thunder riff throbbing bass line
pounding atmosphere
nt: cheese
silky shining puss'
all over my it you luv
don't come back for guns
Cheddar in tortilla
A quesadilla for me
Clogged arteries, man.
NT: Sludge
Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on Oct 30, 2007, 11:17 PM
Cheddar in tortilla
A quesadilla for me
Clogged arteries, man.
NT: Sludge
Wall of sound pounding
land of the secret ooze bleeds
beg for a baby
dedicated to necrocetaceanbeastiality
cold lips envelop
pulsing hard entering moist
rotting vagina
Gross.
Hours cascading down
useless energy wasted
ennui feeds monster
nt: passing time
sitting at the desk
reading and typing away
watch the time fly by
NT: love
awesome jackie!
thanks ;)
Once euphoria,
Easily turned to despair,
Murder me again.
nt: cows
Cute but quite smelly
Infinite meat production
Oh look, cheeseburger!
NT: Too much caffeine
I am throwing up
And gargling my spit
Too much caffeine now
0_o
NT: skittles
rainbow of color
beautiful sugar flowing down
fake fruit on the vine
nt: posting
Sharing Lungs dot com
many threads and opinions
how i love to post
NT: myspace
myspace is faggy
faggier than george michael
i am not kidding
NT:Howard Stern
there is nothing wrong
with a little bump n grind
there is nothing wrong
r. kelly is rich
he likes to piss on people
drip drip on your face
will smith
fresh prince dapper rap
parents just dont understand
megabuck actor now
nt: toys
ever see the film
the white kid with the black friend
yay richard pryor!
nt: holidays
It boggles the mind
That a day set for weed love
Was Hitler's birthday
nt: the delivery process, meconium, placenta, and all
push out slimy baby
afterbirth gushes out on doctor
placenta shampoo
nt: fruit
serve me up some fruit
lots of cherries and mangos
quick fix of sugar
nt: ozarka
indica sativa bio fresh crumbles
garden haze that taste lavender
plush visions obtained
Grandma Cora
RIP Grandma Cora
I dont know who you are
but I know youre dead
alabaster
shining skin pasty moon
reflecting realism
alabaster wet
nt: the moon
the moon is ugly
i spat at it and it cried
then it pissed on me
nt: pokemon
pokemon is great
i watch it enhanced on trees from this earth
the turtle with the marble head is a squirter
Natty Lights
whats a natty light
sounds like a lamp with dreadlocks
i'll ask it for weed
pizza sex
i melt my seed like cheese in that tulip
dont get marinara sauce on it
ive got my red wings already
n/t:
(http://www.filmbug.com/images/people/1247.jpg)
Forest Whittaker
that Forest looks weird
i checked out a pic of him
sexual chocolate!
sand
the grain of all exsistence
feels bummy around the jewels
dont let that punani feel like it
n/t:
alchoholics
booze booze, the musical drink
the more you have the less you think
elephants are pink
the circus
Quote from: Atomic on Jan 17, 2008, 08:17 AM
booze booze, the musical drink
thats great. Ima use that .
circus circus please dont hurt us
i know your clowns want to molest my nephews balls
a part time job for most catholic preist
n/t:
Turtle Power
dont flush your turtles
they'll mutate and seek vengence
teenage mutunt ninja turtles are the devil!
poison pepsi
gack cough retch shake jerk
Asphyxiate windpipe close
did i drink atomics pepsi
nt: learn how to write a haiku samson simpson :)
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
I write my own ,douche
fuck your logic
learn how to use a question mark
n/t: salmon crackers
salmon crackers, yes
that remind me cream crackers
eat some, yes
nt: croom
wrote this, snw777 posted first oh well
fish made in crackers
baked golden delicious pink
gross, i hate salmon
i dont know what a croom is._.
croom alabaster
crom alabaster croom croom
albaster croom
nt: soda
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 28, 2008, 09:19 PM
croom alabaster
crom alabaster croom croom
albaster croom
youre doing great.
i laughed and cried.
n/t:
mustard greens
Quote from: goldpony on Jan 28, 2008, 09:19 PM
nt: soda
Quote from: samson simpson on Jan 29, 2008, 05:01 AM
n/t: mustard greens
mustard greens and soda pop
take em both yor heart will stop
a-cha-cha-chaaa ;D
n/t: Atomic is Awesome!
well I dont know
is atomic awesome?
lets wait and see
nt: shit
i slam yor ass
slide into starfish land
shitty bang bang
n/t: long headbangin' hair