God, we need another sex thread. Who else but me should open it, huh?
So, talk about everything sex related here. To start discussing, let me pose you a few questions.
How often do you have sex?
Do you have sex with only one person in life, or are you having sex with all sorts of people?
Do you have sex with people from the same gender?
Do you have some crazy sex stories?
Ever had a sexual disease?
Ever had erection problems or something of the sort?
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Sep 24, 2006, 06:47 PM
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?
haha, that reminds me of that Futurama ep
I dont know man I just had that idea for half of my life, its my own idea. But I dont care who invents it. As long as someone does.
omg! thanks moz! I was thinking about the tread for some timebut O was too lazy to start it!
sex is fantastic. I have it like every second day ;D I love it!
disase...? yup. old story. everyone knows it...
I might have heard it but I cant quite remember... wanna fill me in then? If you dont want to thats OK.
penis problem thread...
Right. I remember.
I like your av and FUCK YEAH sig! hahaha...
yeah im a horny bastard, and have gotten hornier in my 20's.
i prefer sex in the morning, coz at night my girlfriend says im always stoned and shit.
69'ing is the best. i havent had a disease yet, but i once got a pimple thing behind my pubes coz i combed them the wrong way, and ripped one the hairs out :o
Yea 69 is great, theres a great feeling of getting dominated when a woman is on top of you with her private parts above you.
How often do you have sex? Whenever I see my babe.
Do you have sex with only one person in life, or are you having sex with all sorts of people? Only with my babe, teh Dan!
Do you have sex with people from the same gender? nope.
Do you have some crazy sex stories? Sex is always crazy.
Ever had a sexual disease? Just the normal trouble after some sexfull days..
Ever had erection problems or something of the sort? I'm a grrrrl.
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again? No.
Quote from: rxqueen on Sep 24, 2006, 08:21 PMDo you have some crazy sex stories? Sex is always crazy.
I think I speak for everyone when I say: explain.
And I thought you'd just agree. ;) I always get dizzy and stuff, always a crazy nice feeling. :D
Haha alright then.
what about your own input, moz?
Sure. Let me answer my questions.
How often do you have sex? Mostly in the weekends since I dont have time to be with my gf on weekdays. We mostly have at least one time a day sex (when we're together).
Do you have sex with only one person in life, or are you having sex with all sorts of people? Just uno.
Do you have sex with people from the same gender? Hard gay wooooo!
Do you have some crazy sex stories? I have to think about it
Ever had a sexual disease? No, although I can get irritated because of the pill my gf swallows. Lots of guys have this.
Ever had erection problems or something of the sort? If you think having too much erections is a problem... haha no. Sometimes when having sex the stress of my life comes back though and then I dont feel like it anymore.
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again? YES. Its my own idea, duh.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Sep 24, 2006, 06:47 PM
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?
Sign me up for two.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Sep 24, 2006, 06:47 PM
Ever had erection problems or something of the sort?
Yeah that happened to me (my first time to be exact), that just happened when I was about to put it in... But other things happened that same time, so, I don't care at all.
Hey everyone, I've been on the board a couple months, but have yet to officially introduce myself, so I thought what better thread to pop my cherry on than this one? So once again: Hello.
I just wanted to suggest (to those who haven't tried already) the standing 69. If you can do this, physically speaking, it is fucking awesome.
As far as the erection problems are concerned, drugs and alcohol (coke dick/ whiskey dick) can obviously pose a threat to your ability to get laid. Also, the last blowjob I got was in the 69 position and the girl I was with failed to mention she was on her period and so...let's just say I inadvertently road the red tide. Needless to say, I had a bit of trouble finishing after all that.
How nice of her... I hope you kicked her in the vagina afterwards... ;)
Haha oh god, now the good stories role in.
Quote from: Gnar Gnar Binks on Sep 25, 2006, 04:03 PM
the girl I was with failed to mention she was on her period and so...let's just say I inadvertently road the red tide. Needless to say, I had a bit of trouble finishing after all that.
Oh you mean because the menstruation blood comes shot out like PENG!? ::)
pukes
well, lately I've been too damn drunk every time I got laid so it hasn't been all that great. you know what usually happens to your hard-on when you're too fucking drunk...
Yea.
Quote from: Gnar Gnar Binks on Sep 25, 2006, 04:03 PMlet's just say I inadvertently road the red tide. Needless to say, I had a bit of trouble finishing after all that.
Hahahaha, awesome. ^^
Quote from: rxqueen on Sep 25, 2006, 07:01 PM
Quote from: Gnar Gnar Binks on Sep 25, 2006, 04:03 PM
the girl I was with failed to mention she was on her period and so...let's just say I inadvertently road the red tide. Needless to say, I had a bit of trouble finishing after all that.
Oh you mean because the menstruation blood comes shot out like PENG!? ::)
Yeah she snap crothed that shit out at me like a shotgun. Nah, but the whole situation was kind of exacerbated by her getting blood on the silk sheets, which consequently (because I was watching my uncle's house while he was away at the time of the tragedy) had to be destroyed.
You know that big white think in the basement? It's called: washing mashine! And it's pretty usefull. ;)
This topic just needs to be deleted because I haven't been having any sex. :-[
Yeah, I'm pretty out of it these times too... :-\
Pussy's just a hard commodity to come by for fly pimps such as ourselves.
Come to the chat room man... http://www.sharinglungs.com/index.php?action=chat
There, we can talk about the real deal... :o
How often do you have sex? Everyday, my dirty rod holds the truth.
Do you have sex with only one person in life, or are you having sex with all sorts of people? one person too many. many people to less.
Do you have sex with people from the same gender? in the words of Tony Montana "are you fuckin kiddin me man?"
Do you have some crazy sex stories? nothing kinky, just Ass to mouth. ATM. Make her taste her self after i deserve it for all the pounding im ensuing.
Ever had a sexual disease? every now and then from too much pork, i just get little thingy's. that go away after a shower. pussy, mouth and ass does that. you can never have to much P.M.A.
Ever had erection problems or something of the sort? yeah, my boners never go away, after fucking, it just stays up, and im 18 but im like naturally having the effect of what viagra does for old white men. It just won't go down.
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again? Hmm, theres alot of beautiful women that I would rather not imagine fucking, just cause, there more then a piece of ass to me and I don't really need to have the urge to brown bung them. Although, damn! J Lo, come on now, thats the ass of all ass's, and even if you ain't into stinker fucking, put it in the her phat rabbit and pound that top choice grade A meat.
You suck at life
I have no idea what the topic of this "sex" thread is but all I have to say is I had the best sex this past weekend
The end
Sex is fun and all...but I hate how people make it such a focal point of their lives. Get some hobbies people!
The only people who say that kind of thing arent getting any.
Quote from: rosebud#9 on Sep 26, 2006, 03:18 AM
The only people who say that kind of thing arent getting any.
2 year anniversary on Halloween for me and my girlfriend. I get to have sex to the new Deftones album on our anniversary.
awesome!
I'll just have sex to it on Halloween minus the anniversary.
;)
believe it or not, and this is just because i'm rolling that i'm saying this, but i am a fucking virgin. and i'm 17 too. beat that. not long til i'll be the new 40 year old virgin. i'm just not into dating. if it was drunk sex or whatever i'd do it, with a condom of course ;), other than that i'm just not too interested in dating people right now. a lot of people don't buy that excuse though. i'm just tryin to get my life together. i'm on probation, i'm clean, except for tonight of course, i lost my license from a dwi, my friends moved, i've changed and become less social, more maynardish if you will, but yeah.
Please please please, let me get what I want...
...lord knows it would be the first time.
^^ ??? Virgin? :D
Yeah. Nice work detective.
me and you fail me finally have something in common. we should talk about all the times we haven't had sex.
Oh dude...yesterday...you know what happened? I didn't have sex! Yeah! High five!
Please, kill me.
same here brother. i feel you on that!
Way to go Moz, all I needed was another reminder I'm not getting any.
Hump a pie.
Quote from: deftoolsys07 on Sep 26, 2006, 07:41 AM
believe it or not, and this is just because i'm rolling that i'm saying this, but i am a fucking virgin. and i'm 17 too.
I was almost 18 when I had sex for the first time (I'm 21 now) and nowadays I still think it was pretty early. People think they miss something if they don't have sex with 15 or something but that's just not true. It depends on the person and on the right time. Don't worry, your time will come. ;)
I think I was 17.
me too, its the average age in UK... still it doesn't matter when as long as its something that you really want to happen. Most people don't realise that until they are quite a lot older but thats society for you.
Im lucky enough to just have sex with one person for all my life. Well, up until now at least.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Sep 26, 2006, 01:07 PM
Im lucky enough to just have sex with one person for all my life. Well, up until now at least.
yeah that is cool. Looking back I wish I could have done, but it just didn't work out that way for me.
don't go ruining that man, you should be proud
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Sep 26, 2006, 01:07 PM
Im lucky enough to just have sex with one person for all my life. Well, up until now at least.
Why are you calling that lucky ? (just out of curiosity, no criticism...)
Quote from: law on Sep 26, 2006, 01:09 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Sep 26, 2006, 01:07 PM
Im lucky enough to just have sex with one person for all my life. Well, up until now at least.
don't go ruining that man, you should be proud
Yep, I think it's sweet. Dan is my second lover. 2 is my lucky number. ;)
Quote from: tarkil on Sep 26, 2006, 01:10 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Sep 26, 2006, 01:07 PM
Im lucky enough to just have sex with one person for all my life. Well, up until now at least.
Why are you calling that lucky ? (just out of curiosity, no criticism...)
I dont know, it just feels pure to me. I have nothing against people who do it with loads of others, really, and why would I, Im into porn.
OK, funny I don't get that feeling... And I'm not into porn...... Weird stuff... :P
If I may be serious here for a moment, I really see the situation as a double edged sword, so to speak. Take me for example, I was with a girl (exclusively) for 5 years. The sex was great, and i think Moz and some others will attest to the fact that sex with someone you really know how to please and actually care about is much better than random one night stands. However, on the flipside (and I also caution Moz not to "ruin" a good thing) if you are exclusive with one person and then you break up or whatever its a lot harder to get into sex with other people right off the bat. At least in my experience.
Yeh, but some people simply don't want to get into sex with other people that easy. It depends on what you want, maybe your priorities have changed.
@tarkil.. you're not into porn?
Quote from: Gnar Gnar Binks on Sep 26, 2006, 02:30 PMi think Moz and some others will attest to the fact that sex with someone you really know how to please and actually care about is much better than random one night stands.
I agree too...
Quote from: rxqueen on Sep 26, 2006, 02:34 PM@tarkil.. you're not into porn?
Nope miss. You won't find ANY porn on my comp. Unless few videos I shooted with my ex, but that's not what I call "porn". And I obviously don't look at them anymore... I just never deleted them...
Is that that weird ?
I'm 22, and I'm a virgin by choice, laugh at that all you want, I don't care. I don't find the idea of having sex with some random woman appealing at all. If any one here feels insecure about the fact they haven't had sex, don't. Some of the worst people I know have had plenty of sex, so it only goes to show it isn't some sort of achievement you should judge yourself, or others by.
I could have sex tonight. I'm a very good looking guy according to the women I know, and have been offered it before, but didn't take it. I'm not pressuring myself in to having it because of societies standards.
Basically, don't stress yourself over it. Having sex isn't an achievement.
How often do you have sex?
- Within a year, I've had sex five times. When I was dating a year ago, I had sex about every other day.
Do you have sex with only one person in life, or are you having sex with all sorts of people?
- Being single and horny, almost any lady will do.
Do you have sex with people from the same gender?
- No.
Do you have some crazy sex stories?
- I don't know what's considered crazy but I had sex with a classmate on other classmate's couch while that other was trying to sleep next to us. The situation is well known throughout the school.
Ever had a sexual disease?
- No.
Ever had erection problems or something of the sort?
- Once. After 10 beers and a bottle of vodka.
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?
- Sure.
Quote from: Gnar Gnar Binks on Sep 26, 2006, 02:30 PMi think Moz and some others will attest to the fact that sex with someone you really know how to please and actually care about is much better than random one night stands.
True. Though being single and being able to flirt and fuck with anyone is nice in a way, I'd rather have that one person and regular sex. It is way better than to drag some chick to your apartment who you don't wanna see the next morning.
Quote from: Mike21 on Sep 26, 2006, 02:48 PM
Basically, don't stress yourself over it. Having sex isn't an achievement
Yeah, it's no achievement and I'd say it's overrated too but still...it is fun and I like it!
Hey don't be so aggressive Mike, noone said not having sex is uncool. ;) Everyone can decide for himself, so we're happy that you're happy with your choice.
Quote from: tarkil on Sep 26, 2006, 02:43 PM
Quote from: rxqueen on Sep 26, 2006, 02:34 PM@tarkil.. you're not into porn?
Nope miss. You won't find ANY porn on my comp. Unless few videos I shooted with my ex, but that's not what I call "porn". And I obviously don't look at them anymore... I just never deleted them...
Is that that weird ?
What do you mean, the no porn thing or the videos? ^^ I just thought you watch porn because you know all the pornstars that get posted here and stuff. I think it's cool if you don't watch it. Last time I told Dan doesn't watch porn people told me how naive I am and that every guy does it.. Bla, I trust his words, even if he did, who cares.
And for the video thing. I wouldn't do that because you never know what happens. My ex has pretty 'private' pics of me, not naked or offensive, but the thought who could have seen my breasts now is awkward. :/
Quote from: rxqueen on Sep 26, 2006, 03:04 PM
What do you mean, the no porn thing or the videos? ^^ I just thought you watch porn because you know all the pornstars that get posted here and stuff. I think it's cool if you don't watch it. Last time I told Dan doesn't watch porn people told me how naive I am and that every guy does it.. Bla, I trust his words, even if he did, who cares.
And for the video thing. I wouldn't do that because you never know what happens. My ex has pretty 'private' pics of me, not naked or offensive, but the thought who could have seen my breasts now is awkward. :/
The no porn thing... And no, you must be mistaking me, I barely know any pornstar actually, except Aria Giovanni for some reason I can't remember (married with a rockstar maybe :-\).
As for the video stuff, I like it, but 1) I wouldn't do it with everyone or the first time (well, not sure about it but...), and 2) I don't care if people see me naked. That happened already several times, I don't really care... So it's all good ... :)
Yes, sex with someone you have often sex with and know very well is better. because you know from each other what they like, plus you're not afraid to ask something that might be weird in other peoples ears.
Rxqueen, sorry, I wasn't trying to be aggressive. I was just refering to some of the people who think they're better than the likes of me for doing something that anyone can do. ;)
I'll edit my first post in the thread.
Erm, I never thought you were aggressive...
Were you aggressing me punk ? Wanna fight ? :P
I didnt see anything agressive either.
Quote from: tarkil on Sep 26, 2006, 04:05 PM
Erm, I never thought you were aggressive...
Were you aggressing me punk ? Wanna fight ? :P
I got your name and Rxqueen's name mixed up. ;) I edited it before your reply. I'm silly like that ;)
Quote from: Mike21 on Sep 26, 2006, 04:12 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Sep 26, 2006, 04:05 PM
Erm, I never thought you were aggressive...
Were you aggressing me punk ? Wanna fight ? :P
I got your name and Rxqueen's name mixed up. ;) I edited it before your reply. I'm silly like that ;)
You're lucky your ass's not kicked yet... :D
Quote from: tarkil on Sep 26, 2006, 03:28 PM
As for the video stuff, I like it, but 1) I wouldn't do it with everyone or the first time (well, not sure about it but...), and 2) I don't care if people see me naked. That happened already several times, I don't really care... So it's all good ... :)
Hehe kay. Moz has made other experiences with that. ^^ Don't ya moz? I wouldn't want to see me 'loving'. I guess I would be pretty shocked..
I'll be 21 in less than a month and I'm still a virgin. Actually, I really haven't done anything. Just the kissing scene.
my first time was with my gf two months ago... and i'll be 19 this tuesday....
first time was when i was 12..in 6th or 7th grade.
i regret doing that..
i don't get sex. I'm not a virgin, but I just don't get sex. If I take a condom out, I can't get a shag. And you guessed it, when I don't take a condom out I have a girl sucking my dick because she doesn't want my babies. sods law. Anyway, it doesn't bother me too much. People kind of assume I've slept with loads of girls but infact only two, VERY drunken experiences. i'm hoping three will be the magic number, as in she's gonna be cool and I can do the whole "know each other really well and have amazing sex" thing.
Almost all my crazy sex stories don't actually involve sex, everything but sex!
Yea Ive only had sex for the first time (Ive only haven sex with one person) when I was completely confortable and we didnt had to use condoms and shit.
lucky you man! that's like my bro. He's been with his girlfriend for 6 years. Like I said, I'm kinda thinking/hoping that 3 really is the magic number for me, and there's a girl at the moment that seems really cool and we both know exactly how we feel about each other so it could finally be my time for intimate sex! *crosses fingers*
*crosses finger for the kitty*:D
"Slow for love, fast for pleasure."
sex is fun. I like fun.
Quote from: rainnyx4 on Sep 26, 2006, 03:14 AM
Sex is fun and all...but I hate how people make it such a focal point of their lives. Get some hobbies people!
sex is teh most important thing...ever.
and my hobbies are having a wank while thinking of sex all day long
Quote from: rxqueen on Sep 24, 2006, 08:21 PM
How often do you have sex? 10-15 times in a month (just see him on the weekends)
Do you have sex with only one person in life, or are you having sex with all sorts of people? just my bf, but actually sometimes i would like to sleep with another man but who wouldnt?
Do you have sex with people from the same gender? no, unfortunately
Do you have some crazy sex stories? just sittin on a table next to my bf and doin a handjob hid under the table, while he and his friends r playin a game... in a garage - was quite unconfortable... and greek-style
Ever had a sexual disease? Just the normal trouble after some sexfull days..
Ever had erection problems or something of the sort? nope
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again? course!
i really, really like sex and yeah... i like porn. i like excitement and new kicks. i get bored really soon after i tried somethin new...
I never said that ^!
My god sex is fun!!!!
:(
Quote from: You Fail Me on Oct 18, 2006, 06:07 AM
:(
don't be sad about being a virgin. never be sad about it. not everybody is doing it. there's a sense of sensibility in that, especially at this time in your life where you are discovering your sexuality and your body.
i find that a lot of people rush into it and come out and all they have is praise for it. sex should be more than that. yeah, i'm sure it's fun and great exercise but you will have that when you are ready for it. don't ever feel like you're missing out on anything.
just thank god it's not during a drunken night where you and your memory wake up half undressed.
Everybody's doing it! Whoooo!
Quote from: Mazzy on Oct 18, 2006, 10:40 AM
Quote from: You Fail Me on Oct 18, 2006, 06:07 AM
:(
i'm sure it's fun and great exercise
Exercise, hahaahaha.
Uhh, anyway...y'know what's really frustrating? Girls are all over big stupid fucking guys that can't think for themselves and us remotely smart people sit in the corner and cry until we invent some shit that's worth millions and we live in mansions and shit.
Is it just me or is every person in the entire worls way more shallow than they say they are?
QuoteIs it just me or is every person in the entire worls way more shallow than they say they are?
You hit the nail right on the fucking head man. Such is the human condition.
So because my dame likes my sexy body, we're both shallow? Huh? HUH?
haha! no man. Because people fuck with peoples feelings, they are shallow. You must have hurt a girl at some point in your life?
No man. Only when I bitchslap them around town every day. Those skanky ho's.
haha. So you've seriously never done anything with a girl who is really into you and who you're not that interested in? Or accidently made a girl jelous? Or had to ditch someone after giving them wrong impressions?
Quote from: jamesthecat on Oct 18, 2006, 06:57 PM
haha! no man. Because people fuck with peoples feelings, they are shallow. You must have hurt a girl at some point in your life?
I think, that you're thinking that they lack Empathy. Not being shallow. Shallow means being superficial, and that is not the cause for the human mind to be rude or do other human beings harm.
Quote from: jamesthecat on Oct 18, 2006, 07:01 PM
haha. So you've seriously never done anything with a girl who is really into you and who you're not that interested in? Or accidently made a girl jelous? Or had to ditch someone after giving them wrong impressions?
Not really. Ive seperated ways with girls in normal matters.
But I bitchslap my gf, I cant help it. That doesnt count, right?
QuoteI think, that you're thinking that they lack Empathy. Not being shallow. Shallow means being superficial, and that is not the cause for the human mind to be rude or do other human beings harm.
yeh, but when you hurt someone, you do it for selfish, superficial reasons. You might think you're trying to do the right thing blah blah blah, but at the end of the day, you want what's best for yourself. Being shallow and having a lack of empathy are very similar, IMO.
Quoteauthor=You Fail Me link=topic=9976.msg410526#msg410526
Is it just me or is every person in the entire worls way more shallow than they say they are?
I can agree with you 100% there, people always say that personality is important over looks but that's bollocks. I'm not the best looking person in the world but I do have quite a nice personality, I am funny and I have lots of interests but do I get chatted up? No, because I'm not very good looking, and to be totally honest I wouldn't go out with someone that I was attracted to, the first thing people notice about another person is their look.
I was also a virgin at 20.
And now you're a virgin at 21 or what?
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Oct 18, 2006, 07:26 PM
And now you're a virgin at 21 or what?
No I did the dirty deed when I was 20 at uni which was like 4 years ago.
I'm 21 now and I'm still a virgin. Whoooo!
I still wish I was a virgin, I kinda regret doing it. I suppose I could have my hymen re-attached.
Aw man that sucks. My first time was perfect you know. Well, not perfect, but with the girl Im still with at least haha.
I know it sounds really cheesy but I imagined my first time to be really nice, with someone I loved, maybe a few lit candles, some nice music, a bottle of wine etc. At the time I just wanted to get it out of the way, it really didn't bother me but now I know that I have lost something sacred to a complete bastard.
Yea well I came too fast the first time, so yea.
It must be a lot harder for men, women just have to lie back, wait and bleed.
Damn.
My gf was on pills finally, so I went into her and she said 'you can come inside of me now'... and I took now a little literally.
Oh well. I've turned into the beastman I'm now over time.
I guess you have to gain experience from your mistakes.
Haha yea.
Still, it was sweet. All 10 seconds of it.
I would love to know what it's like for a man to come, if I was a man for the day I wouldn't leave the house.
Quote from: pissedandpierced on Oct 18, 2006, 08:24 PM
I would love to know what it's like for a man to come, if I was a man for the day I wouldn't leave the house.
And I would like the opposite, what it's like for a woman. I wouldn't leave the house either.
I'd just check out my pussy all day long. Rubbing those lips. Ah.
Quote from: pissedandpierced on Oct 18, 2006, 08:24 PM
I would love to know what it's like for a man to come
dimensions collapse
3.5 seconds feels like a eternity of sunshine
and then you want a sandwich or drugs or a cigarette or the person to leave right after
or a nap
Quote from: hydroponic82 on Oct 18, 2006, 08:36 PM
Quote from: pissedandpierced on Oct 18, 2006, 08:24 PM
I would love to know what it's like for a man to come
dimensions collapse
3.5 seconds feels like a eternity of sunshine
and then you want a sandwich or drugs or a cigarette or the person to leave right after
or a nap
This guy is absolutely right.
It seems so much easier for a man, being a woman I obviously wouldn't know but men generally come when they have sex, women on the other hand need a lot more hard work and most of the time, men are not willing to participate for that amount of time.
or not capable.
Quote from: pissedandpierced on Oct 18, 2006, 08:42 PM
It seems so much easier for a man, being a woman I obviously wouldn't know but men generally come when they have sex, women on the other hand need a lot more hard work and most of the time, men are not willing to participate for that amount of time.
Who are you? You're awesome.
Quote from: pissedandpierced on Oct 18, 2006, 08:42 PM
It seems so much easier for a man, being a woman I obviously wouldn't know but men generally come when they have sex, women on the other hand need a lot more hard work and most of the time, men are not willing to participate for that amount of time.
Oh I participate for that amount of time, which ensures that men, or indeed I, have a harder time. Or having a hard one for a longer time.
I need to find a man with plenty of stamina. Actually I just need to find a man.
Quote from: pissedandpierced on Oct 18, 2006, 08:42 PM
It seems so much easier for a man, being a woman I obviously wouldn't know but men generally come when they have sex, women on the other hand need a lot more hard work and most of the time, men are not willing to participate for that amount of time.
you just havent been with the right person. the right person will make the time to please you. when i need stamina for a long session , i smoke about 10 grams and rub one out before hand.
im good for 20 min atleast... if thats not enough time for a female to be pleased with intercourse... they need to get into porn and make use of the talent god has given them.
Stamina and able to hold a lucid conversation without feeling the need to talk of canned cheese or automotives.
Good luck with that, if you find one tell him to come find me.
Haha. 20 minutes should be about right yes. Its a long time for a man, really. Im talking pure pumpin' here.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Oct 18, 2006, 08:53 PM
Its a long time for a man, really. Im talking pure pumpin' here.
your god damn right.
lmfao @ "pure pumpin'"
I think I just need to leave England, i'm sure they put something in the water here.
Come on over, baby come on over.
I am actually planning to visit California, I guess I could squeeze in some hot American lovin'
Too bad I live in the Netherlands.
Yeah I guess your girlfriend could also be a problem lol
the best sex i've had was with another girl...
Quote from: neurotic on Oct 18, 2006, 09:13 PM
the best sex i've had was with another girl...
that statement amongst other things is why your my favorite boardmember.
Quote from: hydroponic82 on Oct 18, 2006, 09:18 PM
Quote from: neurotic on Oct 18, 2006, 09:13 PM
the best sex i've had was with another girl...
that statement amongst other things is why your my favorite boardmember.
:) thank you.. :)
Quote from: pissedandpierced on Oct 18, 2006, 08:42 PM
It seems so much easier for a man, being a woman I obviously wouldn't know but men generally come when they have sex, women on the other hand need a lot more hard work and most of the time, men are not willing to participate for that amount of time.
Oh nooos, you just need to find 'your position'! I don't know what it's called in english, but woman are either excitable over their clitoris or their vagina. I belong to group #1 which sucks (cause it's way harder for these woman to come), but since I've found 'my position' I come almost every time I have sex.
My first time was pretty cool.. I loved the guy and it felt just right. He wasn't a virgin anymore, so we hadn't the problem mozzy had.
Oh do you remember being newly in love, having sex the whole night through, 4/5/6 hours until the sun comes up while you just stop to change position and the music just disappears.. haaaach..
Quote from: rxqueen on Oct 18, 2006, 09:52 PM
Oh nooos, you just need to find 'your position'! I don't know what it's called in english, but woman are either excitable over their clitoris or their vagina. I belong to group #1 which sucks (cause it's way harder for these woman to come), but since I've found 'my position' I come almost every time I have sex.
They call it the 'G' spot here, I don't know where mine is, I have tried to find it but with no luck.
Quote from: rxqueen on Oct 18, 2006, 09:52 PM
Oh do you remember being newly in love, having sex the whole night through, 4/5/6 hours until the sun comes up while you just stop to change position and the music just disappears.. haaaach..
No, I have never been that lucky.
Rx has been around the block.
@pissedandpierced
Nooooo, I'm not talking about the G spot. (You can actually feel it with your finger, it's a little bump and it's there for easing the pain during a birth a little). The G spot gets hit easily if you lie on your back, put your legs up and.. you know the rest.
i hadn't had sex in a year, until yesterday.
it's nice to be back in the loop. i totally sucked though, but what the hell. imagine, one year of caged fury just waiting to be released. i was pretty much doomed from the start.
The little lunp that is up the hole about an inch or so is apparently called the G spot. I have tried looking for this little lump and I cant find it.
Really? You must be deeeeeep then! ^^
I always thought I'm abnormal when I was younger and didn't know what that thing is. It scared the hell out of me.. hahaa
Yeah but you don't regret finding that now. I might not have one and be a complete freak.
Have you asked your doc about that? He might find it for you.. ^^
That's rank, but no I could never as my doc that, I won't even have a smear test.
Why? That's important for your health..
Quote from: raynor on Oct 18, 2006, 10:02 PM
i hadn't had sex in a year, until yesterday.
it's nice to be back in the loop. i totally sucked though, but what the hell. imagine, one year of caged fury just waiting to be released. i was pretty much doomed from the start.
Ha ha, I can wee what you mean in there... :)
Quote from: pissedandpierced on Oct 18, 2006, 07:25 PM
I can agree with you 100% there, people always say that personality is important over looks but that's bollocks. I'm not the best looking person in the world but I do have quite a nice personality, I am funny and I have lots of interests but do I get chatted up? No, because I'm not very good looking, and to be totally honest I wouldn't go out with someone that I was attracted to, the first thing people notice about another person is their look.
I was also a virgin at 20.
personality does win out but looks is always a 30% thing we go for. the good thing is what might be good looking to someone may not be good looking to someone else so that's when we realise that each person has their own taste.
i bet you $400 that i will find you attractive because i like your personality and that is already a good looking trait in you. then i will look at you and think, i like her eyes, her lips are nice, i like her shoulder bone etc. it just depends on the person. i find it shocking when someone finds me attractive because i know, or i've implanted, in my brain the belief that i am not in any way attractive and it will be hard for me to find someone but the people that know me always tell me how sexy i am. it can be the way you carry yourself or talk. it can amount to the smallest detail but because you've totally broken the notion inside your head that you might just actually be attractive, it all becomes a little hard to fathom.
i'm celibate and i don't find it hard in anyway. i just have no interest in sex at this point in my life. it makes it difficult when you are seeing someone but i am not going to force myself to have sex when i don't want to. i think it will be a loss to the person as well as yourself because you will be having sex with them but not really wanting to. i think if i were to force myself to have sex with someone it will be because i pity them. i will shoot myself before i do that because i think i can offer someone the best sex ever. i'm not being egotistical either, i just know i have a huge sexual appetite but i'm not ready to devour anyone just yet.
Quote from: Mazzy on Oct 19, 2006, 09:53 AMi'm not being egotistical either, i just know i have a huge sexual appetite but i'm not ready to devour anyone just yet.
Awesome sentence... :)
Quote from: tarkil on Oct 18, 2006, 11:31 PM
Quote from: raynor on Oct 18, 2006, 10:02 PM
i hadn't had sex in a year, until yesterday.
it's nice to be back in the loop. i totally sucked though, but what the hell. imagine, one year of caged fury just waiting to be released. i was pretty much doomed from the start.
Ha ha, I can wee what you mean in there... :)
hehe, you said wee
Oh man that's good.
Wee.
Heheheeeeee.
So I've been dating this girl for about 2 weeks. We're not boyfriend/girlfriend. I "cheated" on her yesterday, by making out with another girl at a party. She finds out, gets pissed as hell. This other girl that's very attractive is really coming on to be and literally begs me to sleep with her. "We have to sleep together tonight" is her exact words. This girls begs me to go to an afterparty with her, and the girls I've been dating can hear her saying this atleast 3 times. The girl I've been dating then says "Should we go home?", like nothing has every happened. She then sleeps at my place and gives me a blowjob. Don't you guys find this really weird?
Yeah also, I know. I'm the biggest asshole in the entire universe.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Sep 24, 2006, 06:47 PM
So, talk about everything sex related here. To start discussing, let me pose you a few questions.
How often do you have sex?
Do you have sex with people from the same gender?
Do you have some crazy sex stories?
Ever had a sexual disease?
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?
Every day.
Not YET.
Yes.....
NO!
And hell yes! Oh.... *just imagines*
lots of sexy time for a couple years now ... I can't complain.
Hey someone bumped an old topic of mine.
Wowowowoowie!
okay so i took my girls virginity.. and we've had sex prolly uhh.. 2 boxes of condoms worth... haha but lately when we've been fuckin she bleeds a little bit.. any of you girls know what that is? am i to big errh? breaking her in still? ahem.. yeah...
respect
deftoner..
Fuck them condoms. Skin on skin.
yeaah.. i know in a few weeks moz.. she needs to hurry the hell up and get on the pill or i'ma start stickin it in her ass.. hahaha woo uhh.. i mean..
stick it up her ass! damn it. no need to keep her an ass virgin.
nah condoms are good for your health. thank god I dont use them anymore though.
yea i already did take it from her... she said it didnt hurt her too bad but its not something that i'll "get everytime" ... soo uh.. yeah i'll just put a couple shots of absolute vodka in her.. and yeah ya know.. haha
Haha. Yeah I dont get anal all the time either. Just sometimes. Oh well, makes it special you know.
Keeps the butthole a bit tight as well. I dont want it to become like a second pussy.
haha for sure.... I dont want her wearing a diaper or anything from anal leakage.. haha sorry for you people that arnt this open.. haha
Hahaha. Anal leakage.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 08, 2007, 07:46 PM
Fuck them condoms. Skin on skin.
HAHA!! YEEEAH!
But no,you're not too big. I did that quite a few times after the first time. Maybe you just haven't broken the hymen .
I hope you dont mind black coffee that I post a snippet of our conversation here. I think it fits with this topic.
Moz zegt:
I like to give me gf a good pounding and then wipe my slippery dick all over her hose
Moz zegt:
nose I mean
Moz zegt:
hah
Moz zegt:
her hose... wtf
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
hose means pants in german
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
pretty weird
Moz zegt:
haha
Moz zegt:
I know
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
it must be great to fuck and afterwards get it all in her face
Moz zegt:
it must? you dont do that?
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
she does give me head, but wont let me cum ther e
Moz zegt:
hmm yes
Moz zegt:
my gf wont let me do that sometimes either though
Moz zegt:
sometimes shes in the mood for that, sometimes not
Moz zegt:
oh well
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
these weird chicks
Moz zegt:
yea
Moz zegt:
I once came in her eye
Moz zegt:
damn
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
she was very angry?
Moz zegt:
she didnt act horny then, which fucks up my extase
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
lol
Moz zegt:
in the movies pornstars just act through it you know when they get it in the eyes
Moz zegt:
my gf was all like 'aaarg'
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
the mood thing matters a lot for chicks. sometimes they wanna do it slow and easy, and the next time they wanna be punched like a dirty slut
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
you will never get behind it
Moz zegt:
yea I only like it when its the dirty slut. I just cant do it when its all romantic
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 08, 2007, 08:10 PM
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
the mood thing matters a lot for chicks. sometimes they wanna do it slow and easy, and the next time they wanna be punched like a dirty slut
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
you will never get behind it
Moz zegt:
yea I only like it when its the dirty slut. I just cant do it when its all romantic
LMAO!!!!!!!!
"wtf its all privacy and stuff"
HAHA!
that's the best reading today.
how can you do that to me! you betrayed my trust in you. i should have known better what i tell people on the internet. mwahaha
the one above all, the end of all that is sagt:
do you know the following situation ... you are bored, and the most obvious thing would be to get some weed and get high, but you dont think this would change a thing right now?
Moz sagt:
hm
Moz sagt:
jacking off to porn is a good alternative
LOLLERCOPTERS!
BAGAPITGUOLFTW!
Being a gal and peeing in the guys urinoirs of laughing for the win!
(http://media.funlol.com/content/img/females-can-use-them-too.jpg)
My gf will hate me for posting her on the forums.
she shouldn't be pissed. What I can see of her.. she is cute.. Nice and tan... I WANT THAT TAN! But fake baking sucks!
Quote from: raynor on Jan 07, 2007, 09:45 PM
So I've been dating this girl for about 2 weeks. We're not boyfriend/girlfriend. I "cheated" on her yesterday, by making out with another girl at a party. She finds out, gets pissed as hell. This other girl that's very attractive is really coming on to be and literally begs me to sleep with her. "We have to sleep together tonight" is her exact words. This girls begs me to go to an afterparty with her, and the girls I've been dating can hear her saying this atleast 3 times. The girl I've been dating then says "Should we go home?", like nothing has every happened. She then sleeps at my place and gives me a blowjob. Don't you guys find this really weird?
Yeah also, I know. I'm the biggest asshole in the entire universe.
yes. TOTAL AMETUER MOVE. next time bring all those dime peices, to your place. then.. make it happen baby...
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 08, 2007, 08:20 PM
LOLLERCOPTERS!
BAGAPITGUOLFTW!
Being a gal and peeing in the guys urinoirs of laughing for the win!
(http://media.funlol.com/content/img/females-can-use-them-too.jpg)
that's just unsanitary. i hope she showered before you went at it
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 08, 2007, 08:10 PM
I hope you dont mind black coffee that I post a snippet of our conversation here. I think it fits with this topic.
Moz zegt:
I like to give me gf a good pounding and then wipe my slippery dick all over her hose
Moz zegt:
nose I mean
Moz zegt:
hah
Moz zegt:
her hose... wtf
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
hose means pants in german
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
pretty weird
Moz zegt:
haha
Moz zegt:
I know
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
it must be great to fuck and afterwards get it all in her face
Moz zegt:
it must? you dont do that?
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
she does give me head, but wont let me cum ther e
Moz zegt:
hmm yes
Moz zegt:
my gf wont let me do that sometimes either though
Moz zegt:
sometimes shes in the mood for that, sometimes not
Moz zegt:
oh well
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
these weird chicks
Moz zegt:
yea
Moz zegt:
I once came in her eye
Moz zegt:
damn
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
she was very angry?
Moz zegt:
she didnt act horny then, which fucks up my extase
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
lol
Moz zegt:
in the movies pornstars just act through it you know when they get it in the eyes
Moz zegt:
my gf was all like 'aaarg'
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
the mood thing matters a lot for chicks. sometimes they wanna do it slow and easy, and the next time they wanna be punched like a dirty slut
the one above all, the end of all that is zegt:
you will never get behind it
Moz zegt:
yea I only like it when its the dirty slut. I just cant do it when its all romantic
whatever dude, if she bitches when you cum in her eye, just smack her and do it again. then make her go get smoothies or make a sandwich or something. it's the only way she'll know that you're the man in the relationship.
but in all seriousness, you NEVER go ass to mouth.
Unfortunately, you're right.
And that pic wasnt my gf. Haha. Damn.
I always have sex when I'm drunk. When I'm drunk I'm a smooth, confident fool. I can pull any lady and probably any man. That isn't me though.
I had sober sex for the first time a couple months ago and I'll give you one word: Premature.
Bitch wouldn't stop tossing me off before I stuck it in her though so I'll say it was her fault.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 09, 2007, 08:23 AM
Unfortunately, you're right.
HAHAHAHHAA
interesting enough that people were actually believing that its your girl. I mean, I also got tons of funny pictures of my chick. doesn't mean that I post them on message boards, though ^^
Quote from: ToneDef on Jan 09, 2007, 09:22 AM
I always have sex when I'm drunk. When I'm drunk I'm a smooth, confident fool. I can pull any lady and probably any man. That isn't me though.
I had sober sex for the first time a couple months ago and I'll give you one word: Premature.
Bitch wouldn't stop tossing me off before I stuck it in her though so I'll say it was her fault.
haha, You need to get practicing man, Drunk sex just isn't the same as sober sex.
So when you're done fucking and yer dick is wet from sex juice out of all sorts of holes, where do you whipe it off? Yer girls hair?
:D.......sex juice
Oh yer online again. Gawd.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 09, 2007, 03:04 PM
Oh yer online again. Gawd.
That's Ironic... I was thinking the same exact fucking thing about you!
Jawol.
mmm whats this internet affection... Hawwww! :0 haha just jokin' soo uhh yeah... how about girls that smell bad.. and girls that dont smell like anything! woo thats my girl.. once i was with this girl and she smelled like metal or something.. like her "sex Juice" haha..
Metal? LOL..... perhaps she had been with her vibrator right before you? =o)
It's disgusting that a woman would smell bad.. There is a such thing as soap and water. Ewwwww...
Thats One of the reasons I have never been with a woman.. Im scared of that shit.. I know not everyone takes care of their shit like I do. *shivers*
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 09, 2007, 07:58 PM
Metal? LOL..... perhaps she had been with her vibrator right before you? =o)
It's disgusting that a woman would smell bad.. There is a such thing as soap and water. Ewwwww...
Thats One of the reasons I have never been with a woman.. Im scared of that shit.. I know not everyone takes care of their shit like I do. *shivers*
Yeah, because guys totally cannot smell bad or anything...
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 09, 2007, 02:59 PM
So when you're done fucking and yer dick is wet from sex juice out of all sorts of holes, where do you whipe it off? Yer girls hair?
that's incredibly graphic and made me vivdly imagine your penis in a way that i really didn't want to.
but i'd use her pillowcase haha
yes, smartass they can...
I worked in a hospital, and there are some women that you can smell before you visually see them, because of bad hygeine. Id take the smell of schwetty balls anyday over some nasty poon.
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Jan 09, 2007, 08:26 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 09, 2007, 02:59 PM
So when you're done fucking and yer dick is wet from sex juice out of all sorts of holes, where do you whipe it off? Yer girls hair?
that's incredibly graphic and made me vivdly imagine your penis in a way that i really didn't want to.
but i'd use her pillowcase haha
You vividly imagined my penis? I'm honoured.
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 09, 2007, 08:29 PM
yes, smartass they can...
I worked in a hospital, and there are some women that you can smell before you visually see them, because of bad hygeine. Id take the smell of schwetty balls anyday over some nasty poon.
Wow, so you won't moan about sweaty ballsacks? Thats a plus if I ever saw one!
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 09, 2007, 08:29 PM
You vividly imagined my penis? I'm honoured.
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 09, 2007, 08:29 PM
yes, smartass they can...
I worked in a hospital, and there are some women that you can smell before you visually see them, because of bad hygeine. Id take the smell of schwetty balls anyday over some nasty poon.
Wow, so you won't moan about sweaty ballsacks? Thats a plus if I ever saw one!
Usually when I'm done moaning.. the ballsack is sweaty..... =o)
Haha I remember seeying an old porn movie and this guy was banging a chick doggy style by the campfire, and when they zoomed in on his ballsack you could see his eggs just jiggling in his sack. Transparant ballsacks for the win! It's the hot new 'thing', you know!
Ew.
LMFAO @ transparent ballsacks for the win!!! I must have missed that porno.
<3
Eggsactly.
Quote from: alimei on Jan 09, 2007, 08:46 PM
Eggsactly.
You're like a fountain. A fountain of puns.
Now I even make sexual remarks without me knowing it. What is happening to me.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 09, 2007, 08:51 PM
Now I even make sexual remarks without me knowing it. What is happening to me.
I dunno, maybe you're getting penile in your old age :)
Quote from: devilinside on Jan 09, 2007, 08:52 PM
Quote from: alimei on Jan 09, 2007, 08:48 PM
Quote from: devilinside on Jan 09, 2007, 08:46 PM
Quote from: alimei on Jan 09, 2007, 08:35 PM
Ew.
^[cubed]
:D
weee!! i heart you!
*snarf*
WHOOO! :D ;D
hmmm... how about them crazy animal freeks..with ya know.. horses.... dogs... and uhh.. goats... and i was watching HBO Real Sex and these people do this pony play.. and holy shit..thats creepy.. they like dress up like horses and get turned on by them and have someone ride them.. and they have saddles equiped with dildos... I swear.. * eyes open widley*... I know...
Could you possibly have a youtube version somewhere or something?
I wish i Could i'd hook ya up.. But no i dont.. haha.. I dunno just search pony play.. crazy stuff
Hmmm I got my toilet paper ready.
so in order to keep going in the current direction of this thread...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/alvarezbassist17/doggystyle.gif)
Haha damn that dog is a real man yo. Fucking, then puking, then straight up eating the puke.
V-card status right here.
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Jan 10, 2007, 12:31 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/alvarezbassist17/doggystyle.gif)
Ha ha, I forgot the awesomeness of that pic...
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Jan 10, 2007, 12:31 AM
so in order to keep going in the current direction of this thread...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/alvarezbassist17/doggystyle.gif)
oohh mannnn!!! I remember seeing that a while back. Gross.
It's disgusting but bloody hilarious!
hahah hell yeah that dogs a champ..
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Jan 10, 2007, 12:31 AM
so in order to keep going in the current direction of this thread...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/alvarezbassist17/doggystyle.gif)
The other dog is like
''Oh yeah, fuck me, harder, yeah, ooooo ...*bluergh!!!!* WHAT THE FUCK!?!''
maybe that turns them on. squirting out fluids at the same time.
have any of you actually been in a 3 some... tell me about it. lets compare storys.
I have,but I dont really want to discuss here. I've told a few people on here about it on messenger,but I dont want just anybody knowing.
Quote from: devilinside on Jan 10, 2007, 09:07 PM
I have,but I dont really want to discuss here. I've told a few people on here about it on messenger,but I dont want just anybody knowing.
knowing what? that you had one? because you just told us.
Quote from: raynor on Jan 10, 2007, 09:16 PM
Quote from: devilinside on Jan 10, 2007, 09:07 PM
I have,but I dont really want to discuss here. I've told a few people on here about it on messenger,but I dont want just anybody knowing.
knowing what? that you had one? because you just told us.
No,details about it.
^ sounds like a clever ploy for us to have cyber sex.
Quote from: raynor on Jan 10, 2007, 09:16 PM
Quote from: devilinside on Jan 10, 2007, 09:07 PM
I have,but I dont really want to discuss here. I've told a few people on here about it on messenger,but I dont want just anybody knowing.
knowing what? that you had one? because you just told us.
Haha its not like we will know who she did it with.
was it 2 guys 1 girl? 2 girls 1 guy? 3 girls?!?!
sex is always better with someone you dont care about
always
Quote from: Layla on Jan 10, 2007, 10:06 PM
^ sounds like a clever ploy for us to have cyber sex.
hahah!!
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Jan 11, 2007, 03:23 AM
Haha its not like we will know who she did it with.
was it 2 guys 1 girl? 2 girls 1 guy? 3 girls?!?!
2 girls 1 guy...eek 2 dicks.
Quote from: hydroponic82 on Jan 11, 2007, 03:32 AM
sex is always better with someone you dont care about
always
always
Quote from: hydroponic82 on Jan 11, 2007, 03:32 AM
sex is always better with someone you dont care about
always
No way. Maybe horny a few times but afterall a while sex just becomes a hobby with people you don't care about.
Has anyone ran across a truely special girl? you know the one that will walk 5000 miles like the song and love you like a marraige, ask for marriage, a baby, all of it, then get horny and mad and fuck some guy at the mall as a stranger and let him feel like a pimp his whole life cause he got an hour of ass pussy and mouth for free for being his funny lookin self.
That's a negative.
Quote from: Maximum Bob on Jan 12, 2007, 03:33 AM
Has anyone ran across a truely special girl? you know the one that will walk 5000 miles like the song and love you like a marraige, ask for marriage, a baby, all of it, then get horny and mad and fuck some guy at the mall as a stranger and let him feel like a pimp his whole life cause he got an hour of ass pussy and mouth for free for being his funny lookin self.
i feel you man, some bitches just aint good in the heart.
my heart has been ripped out, eaten, digested, and shitted on me countless times..
sometimes it ends only to begin again..
sometimes you have kids.. and that's when shit gets heavy..
trust nO bitch
Quote from: Maximum Bob on Jan 12, 2007, 03:33 AM
Has anyone ran across a truely special girl? you know the one that will walk 5000 miles like the song and love you like a marraige, ask for marriage, a baby, all of it, then get horny and mad and fuck some guy at the mall as a stranger and let him feel like a pimp his whole life cause he got an hour of ass pussy and mouth for free for being his funny lookin self.
The love story of ATF continues.
too bad she didn't meet that guy on the internet too
Quote from: hydroponic82 on Jan 11, 2007, 03:32 AM
sex is always better with someone you dont care about
always
not if it's with a girl that you've wanted to have sex with for a long time and finally do. that's some good sex right there, all the pent up sexual feelings erupt and you both walk funny the next day haha
Quote from: hydroponic82 on Jan 11, 2007, 03:32 AM
sex is always better with someone you dont care about
always
I wouldn't even want to have sex with someone I don't care about.
i wanna like sex this chick
[youtube=425,350]V5gs9LybZrc[/youtube]
Quote from: rxqueen on Jan 12, 2007, 10:08 PM
Quote from: hydroponic82 on Jan 11, 2007, 03:32 AM
sex is always better with someone you dont care about
always
I wouldn't even want to have sex with someone I don't care about.
Sounds like hydro has intimacy issues... :o
first off, if im going to have sex with someone i dont care about...its based on lust/sheer attraction...he has to be super attractive... i like the urban skater type of guys who have game... and i want to be fucked.. usually i want it crazy (tie me up NOW).. and fun (school girl outfit)... and hard (fuck me like the dirty slut i am)...
i only want it slow and romantic...with someone i have a deep connection with...and it takes time to develop that...
^
You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness...
Watch it now! Here he comes!
Quote from: Layla on Jan 13, 2007, 08:45 PM
first off, if im going to have sex with someone i dont care about...its based on lust/sheer attraction...he has to be super attractive... i like the urban skater type of guys who have game... and i want to be fucked.. usually i want it crazy (tie me up NOW).. and fun (school girl outfit)... and hard (fuck me like the dirty slut i am)...
i only want it slow and romantic...with someone i have a deep connection with...and it takes time to develop that...
are you trying to get a load of cyber geeks to jiz themselves over this post? jeez keep something to yourself lol
hahaha.. i think im the only girl here who can admit that i like sex, and ya...i prefer no strings attached fucking... sorry. i guess it just comes along with my party girl lifestyle, im not ready to settle down with a boring relationship...im all about doing what i want.
Yeh sure, you're the only girl ON EARTH who likes sex. All others do it just to get pregnant.
you missed my point. obviously im not the only girl on earth who likes sex. i heard you mom was a huge whore.
Yeh, that's cause your ears are full of sperm.
(http://www.openrescue.org/rescues/20050304/dead25.jpg)
alot of you are fucking a dead chicken
believe it
Quote from: Layla on Jan 13, 2007, 09:10 PM
hahaha.. i think im the only girl here who can admit that i like sex, and ya...i prefer no strings attached fucking... sorry. i guess it just comes along with my party girl lifestyle, im not ready to settle down with a boring relationship...im all about doing what i want.
Pfft I don't think you are.
Quote from: rxqueen on Jan 13, 2007, 09:38 PM
Yeh, that's cause your ears are full of sperm.
haha
Quote from: rxqueen on Jan 13, 2007, 09:38 PM
Yeh, that's cause your ears are full of sperm.
your right, i let CALA cum were eva he wants to...
oh ya, and your sisters a whore, as well.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 14, 2007, 11:09 AM
Quote from: Layla on Jan 13, 2007, 09:10 PM
hahaha.. i think im the only girl here who can admit that i like sex, and ya...i prefer no strings attached fucking... sorry. i guess it just comes along with my party girl lifestyle, im not ready to settle down with a boring relationship...im all about doing what i want.
Pfft I don't think you are.
You must not know about me!
You must not know about me!
I could have another
you in a minute...
matter fact he'll be here in a minute, baby.
Use those holes, baby.
god gave me them to serve men.
Quote from: Layla on Jan 14, 2007, 08:37 PM
Quote from: rxqueen on Jan 13, 2007, 09:38 PM
Yeh, that's cause your ears are full of sperm.
your right, i let CALA cum were eva he wants to...
Daniel is only attracted to woman with class. DÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖT Game Over for you.
1st rule of classy people: Only wear clothes that acutally fit: Vida failed
If you listen good you'll hear the 2nd rule tomorrow. And now go wash yourself for the date. You smell like a man sauna.
rxqueen, you bore the fuck out of me, and frankly i dont wanna play anymore. stop trying to call me out on every post i make, that twists your sick crusty panties in a bunch. and yes you have strived to do this since ive joined this site. its obvious, i bother you. you dont make me laugh, nor are you smarter than me, in experience or in any academic standard. so just peace out.
omg
[youtube=425,350]lWSEEN4zn8o[/youtube]
Meow.
We bout to throw dem bows
We bout to swang dem thangs
There's about to be a what? Girlfight!
Hi dame.
Did I just hear someone grunt?
It was Moz :)
Raaaaaaaawr.
Meow's and Raaaaaaaawr's. This could be a good sign
I'm bringin' sexy back
i brought it originally, but then janet jackson scared it away at the superbowl.
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Jan 15, 2007, 07:19 AM
i brought it originally, but then janet jackson scared it away at the superbowl.
Hahah
Quote from: Layla on Jan 14, 2007, 08:59 PM
rxqueen, you bore the fuck out of me, and frankly i dont wanna play anymore. stop trying to call me out on every post i make, that twists your sick crusty panties in a bunch. and yes you have strived to do this since ive joined this site. its obvious, i bother you. you dont make me laugh, nor are you smarter than me, in experience or in any academic standard. so just peace out.
I can happily say, OMG STFU YOU RETARD.
(http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/Justin-Timberlake-photo/48256C71003578A248256C61000685E2/$file/Justin_Timberlake.jpg)
he surely didn't bring it.
i dunno man, ask the thousands of girls he's fucked. including hot britney spears.
No ones gonna fuck hot britney spears again though, cause she no hot no more.
I think Ms. Spears is on crack. She looks horrible! Even with the weight lost... ugh.
yeah, but
(http://www.avseq01.com/resimler/britney_spears/britney_spears/Britney_Spears_29.jpg)
God, look at that cute doll face. Compared to this she looks just used now..
her breasts look fake on the right but not on the left..
I'm finally gonna get some soon, THANK FUCK i'm gagging.
Quote from: TheWatcher on Jan 16, 2007, 01:58 AM
her breasts look fake on the right but not on the left..
Why does everyone think a well formed breast is fake? If you're young, maybe take the pill and are thin, a breast acutally looks like that. Especially if you lift your arm.
Quote from: rxqueen on Jan 16, 2007, 01:04 PM
Quote from: TheWatcher on Jan 16, 2007, 01:58 AM
her breasts look fake on the right but not on the left..
Why does everyone think a well formed breast is fake? If you're young, maybe take the pill and are thin, a breast acutally looks like that. Especially if you lift your arm.
Yeah or they tend to shade their chest with stuff to bring out the shape in the ladies breasts.
Or just photo shop it abit, But they look like her normal boobs to me :D
Yep. Good lightening and a good cam does half of the work. Photoshop does the rest. The size looks natural, too.
Quote from: rxqueen on Jan 16, 2007, 01:10 PM
Yep. Good lightening and a good cam does half of the work. Photoshop does the rest. The size looks natural, too.
Yeah, as all photographers would know, Lighting is everything!! :D
I don't think I have any sexual urges left. lately I've only been interested in girls only for the purpose of making out and cuddling. that's the part of having a girlfriend I miss.
Quote from: aenemic on Jan 17, 2007, 03:18 AM
I don't think I have any sexual urges left. lately I've only been interested in girls only for the purpose of making out and cuddling. that's the part of having a girlfriend I miss.
Yeah thats the most important part for me as well.
I have a gf that NEEDS to be cuddled though. She demands.
sex is a mineral for the memory and a release of human nectar
Quote from: rxqueen on Jan 16, 2007, 01:04 PM
Why does everyone think a well formed breast is fake? If you're young, maybe take the pill and are thin, a breast acutally looks like that. Especially if you lift your arm.
Right. I think she's pretteh there. And yeah,if you have full breast's,they usually do that on the sides when you hold your arms up.. But the majority of celeb pic's are touched up and messed with.
There aren't an aweful lot of girls with natural, full, round breasts (without push ups), Emma. Especially with bigger sizes. It's OK though - I don't mind that.
Let's talk about sex baby.........
How often do you have sex?Not as much as I used to........or should be. :o
Do you have sex with only one person in life, or are you having sex with all sorts of people?I'm Catholic. So one person. :)
Do you have sex with people from the same gender?No. And passed up having a 3some with another dude and chick. :o
Do you have some crazy sex stories?Yes. 8)
Ever had a sexual disease?No!
Ever had erection problems or something of the sort?What qualifies for "something of the sort" if it's not erection problems?! lol Can't get wet if your a chick?!?!?!?!?
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?They already have. And it's beautiful.
:-*
Quote from: Racer X on Jan 17, 2007, 03:51 PM
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?They already have. And it's beautiful.
:-*
Holy shit.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 17, 2007, 03:53 PM
Quote from: Racer X on Jan 17, 2007, 03:51 PM
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?They already have. And it's beautiful.
:-*
Holy shit.
I 2nd that Holy Shit. Can you link us? Please?!?!?!?
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 17, 2007, 03:54 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 17, 2007, 03:53 PM
Quote from: Racer X on Jan 17, 2007, 03:51 PM
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?They already have. And it's beautiful.
:-*
Holy shit.
I 2nd that Holy Shit. Can you link us? Please?!?!?!?
Hey that machine is called my cock. Come on over.
Sorry....couldn't resist.
I was wondering how ya'll were gonna respond to " They already have. And it's beautiful."
Good for a few early morning laughs. For me anyway. Which reminds me........
Quote from: Racer X on Jan 17, 2007, 04:07 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 17, 2007, 03:54 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 17, 2007, 03:53 PM
Quote from: Racer X on Jan 17, 2007, 03:51 PM
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?They already have. And it's beautiful.
:-*
Holy shit.
I 2nd that Holy Shit. Can you link us? Please?!?!?!?
Hey that machine is called my cock. Come on over.
Sorry....couldn't resist.
I was wondering how ya'll were gonna respond to " They already have. And it's beautiful."
Good for a few early morning laughs. For me anyway. Which reminds me........
haha.... ! I needed that laugh.. THanks! If that "machine" is so beautiful.. I suggest you still link. =O) *kids*
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 17, 2007, 04:09 PM
Quote from: Racer X on Jan 17, 2007, 04:07 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 17, 2007, 03:54 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 17, 2007, 03:53 PM
Quote from: Racer X on Jan 17, 2007, 03:51 PM
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?They already have. And it's beautiful.
:-*
Holy shit.
I 2nd that Holy Shit. Can you link us? Please?!?!?!?
Hey that machine is called my cock. Come on over.
Sorry....couldn't resist.
I was wondering how ya'll were gonna respond to " They already have. And it's beautiful."
Good for a few early morning laughs. For me anyway. Which reminds me........
haha.... ! I needed that laugh.. THanks! If that "machine" is so beautiful.. I suggest you still link. =O) *kids*
Hey don't kid like that. You get me all hot and bothered for like a second and then..BLAM! Like a slap in the face. I need a cigarette or something now.......Seriously.
*passes you a lit Marlboro Light* if ya dont smoke them .. too bad.. smoke it.
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 17, 2007, 04:13 PM
*passes you a lit Marlboro Light* if ya dont smoke them .. too bad.. smoke it.
I'd take a drag, but I'm going outside to smoke for real in a sec.
Even better. ;)
Quote from: Racer X on Jan 17, 2007, 04:16 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Jan 17, 2007, 04:13 PM
*passes you a lit Marlboro Light* if ya dont smoke them .. too bad.. smoke it.
I'd take a drag, but I'm going outside to smoke for real in a sec.
Even better. ;)
Talkin about smoking on a sex thread.. how fitting.....=o)
How often do you have sex?
Never.
Do you have sex with only one person in life, or are you having sex with all sorts of people?
As of now, no persons.
Do you have sex with people from the same gender?
No.
Do you have some crazy sex stories?
No.
Ever had a sexual disease?
No.
Ever had erection problems or something of the sort?
I don't have a penis, but I like to think that if I did, it would be completely fault-free.
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again?
Not particularly.
Haha.
How often do you have sex? 5-6 times a week, usually concentrated mostly over the weekend, when my boyfriend and I are both off work, since we don't live together (yet).
Do you have sex with only one person in life, or are you having sex with all sorts of people? Well, I'm already past one person in life, but I don't cheat if I'm in a relationship.
Do you have sex with people from the same gender? Nope.
Do you have some crazy sex stories? Crazy weird, no. Crazy good, hell yes!
Ever had a sexual disease? Nope.
Ever had erection problems or something of the sort? Nope.
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again? No, I'd rather the real thing.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 17, 2007, 03:43 PM
There aren't an aweful lot of girls with natural, full, round breasts (without push ups), Emma. Especially with bigger sizes. It's OK though - I don't mind that.
You'd be surprised how much there are. I see it everyday.
Maybe in Germany. Those uber menschen eh?
No bitch, everywhere.
Re: SEX
Love it.
Quote from: Sam on Jan 26, 2007, 02:29 AM
Re: SEX
Love it.
No need to rub it in.
No pun intended.
Suuuuure
Maybe some of the virgins on the forum should meet together and have some nice hot gay anal sex if they're desperate. But I'm confused though, don't people say you have to penetrate a vagina to not be a virgin any more?
If that's so, are all gays virgins?
Quote from: Mike21 on Jan 26, 2007, 09:51 AM
Maybe some of the virgins on the forum should meet together and have some nice hot gay anal sex if they're desperate. But I'm confused though, don't people say you have to penetrate a vagina to not be a virgin any more?
If that's so, are all gays virgins?
No, they have secret rituals where they fuck the shit ouf of female virgins until the whole place turns red.
How often do you have sex? not nearly enough
Do you have sex with only one person in life, or are you having sex with all sorts of people? i've had sex with 23 girls total. 0 at the time being
Do you have sex with people from the same gender? no way
Do you have some crazy sex stories? yea i guess
Ever had a sexual disease? nope
Do you wish they would invent a machine that would enable you to get a breathing, living copy of any famous chick / stud you would know? And then when you're finished just press the button and it's gone again? yea, that would be rad
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 26, 2007, 10:11 AM
Quote from: Mike21 on Jan 26, 2007, 09:51 AM
Maybe some of the virgins on the forum should meet together and have some nice hot gay anal sex if they're desperate. But I'm confused though, don't people say you have to penetrate a vagina to not be a virgin any more?
If that's so, are all gays virgins?
No, they have secret rituals where they fuck the shit ouf of female virgins until the whole place turns red.
Shit.
Yea, its true gal. BTW your hawt, just saw your new pics. hubba hubba
Haha, thank you.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jan 27, 2007, 01:30 PM
Haha, thank you.
smokes chronic and doesnt take care of her offspring
Wilbur is your responsibility aswell!
in leedsland they call potent marijuana shisha .
Nah shisha is just fruit-flavoured tobacco, doesn't get you high. Sometimes it makes you a bit light-headed though.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jan 27, 2007, 01:11 PM
Doing shisha: before:
(http://x7d.xanga.com/3caa4565d3c3349539340/b26773881.jpg)
after:
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c283/Zazbag/18012007016.jpg)
i bet it does taste like fruit . you dirty hippie..
stay cool.
Haha, I'll do my best.
You really should try it by the way.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jan 27, 2007, 01:21 PM
Yea, its true gal. BTW your hawt, just saw your new pics. hubba hubba
I had a 'dream' tonight. Which I hate because I get all horny til I wake up and where is my boyfriend then? Right, two hours away.
(http://www.gadgetsuk.com/files/t_17071.jpg)
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jan 27, 2007, 04:20 PM
Nah shisha is just fruit-flavoured tobacco, doesn't get you high. Sometimes it makes you a bit light-headed though.
Yeah I smoked that stuff during a session once as it is supposed to open up your lungs and get you higher. Tasted so fucking nice, so smooth too. Pulled it through a hookah. I dunno if it got me
higher, but I was certainly fucked up so maybe it aided Mary Jane.
I don't masturbate by putting stuff in me. ;)
Nah, me either.
Im just bumping this topic to say this: Ive been poundin the same pussy for over five years but it gets better every time. Amen.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Feb 19, 2007, 03:52 PM
Im just bumping this topic to say this: Ive been poundin the same pussy for over five years but it gets better every time. Amen.
WoooOOooooT! Theres a big ^5 to making sex be good with the person you are with. 12 Yrs for me.... and better than ever... BIG AMEN brutha.
I haven't had sex in almost 2 years. Hi5 for me.
High five!
Quote from: defskull on Feb 19, 2007, 04:07 PM
I haven't had sex in almost 2 years. Hi5 for me.
Ouch. ^5
I've chosen no sex.
I haven't had any for a year now and i need it, Badly!
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Feb 19, 2007, 03:52 PM
Im just bumping this topic to say this: Ive been poundin the same pussy for over five years but it gets better every time. Amen.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Mar 06, 2007, 05:19 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Feb 19, 2007, 03:52 PM
Im just bumping this topic to say this: Ive been poundin the same pussy for over five years but it gets better every time. Amen.
Everyday for 12 yrs brutha.. I feel ya.. Amen
I just needed to bump this topic because frankly, I need a sex topic in my life.
So according to you people, with what would you compare the taste of a cock and pussy?
Im gonna refrain from answering this.... Yeah... It's best that way.
put that cat piccy back or likewise and i'll tell you ;)
My gf says cock tastes like cock. Well duh.
And well... Pussy tastes like Pussy?!?
Indeed. I let her taste her own love juice by putting my tongue in her mouth after Ive lapped it up.
:o
haha umm...
are we talking the dick itself or cum? And girls taste different,depends on what they drink. Same with guy's cum.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Mar 06, 2007, 05:39 PM
Indeed. I let her taste her own love juice by putting my tongue in her mouth after Ive lapped it up.
Who doesn't do that?!?
bitches...
dont steal my ...
it's been 2 months, i almost got some last week, but the chick was like "oh you wont a fast chick"
fuck man. lol. i hate relationships
No I wasnt talking about cum, but while you're at it.
oh haha...yeah....i'll let you keep on topic then. ;)
Smoking changes your sperm heavily also.
agreed.
hey cyn have u ever been caught by ure parents?
no.. Im far to stealth for that shit.
Every been caught by your kids Cyn or Kelly? ^^ Oh god, just don't let those little angels see you while having sex. This picture would burn itself into their little heads and never fade (I guess..)
Just hearing my parents scarred me for life. Though, I think hearing is worse than seeing because then your imagination kicks in and suddenly they're screwing on your dining room table.
HAH!!! Luckily no. Come close before,but managed to get proper before they saw anything. I would DIE! I remember once when I was about 4,walking down the hall and looking in my parents room and my dad was going down on my mom. EEK! Worst thing EVER!
Just wait till they are asleep and lock the door!
:D Luckily I've never heard or seen my parents. My sister said I once came in when she and her boyfriend were at it, but I didn't even notice cause they were under the blanket. Must have been crazy sex then, haha.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Mar 06, 2007, 06:10 PM
Smoking changes your sperm heavily also.
It does,also reduces the count. All I have to say is guy's,drink LOT'S of water and your girl will be happier. If you drink lot's of carbonated drinks,you taste aweful. Same goes for the women. H2o is your friend!
Quote from: devilinside on Mar 06, 2007, 08:36 PM
If you drink lot's of carbonated drinks,you taste aweful. Same goes for the women. H2o is your friend!
LOL!
Some men are just unlucky and taste awful in general. Good Dan isn't one of those! People also say pineapple makes your man taste good/better, they lie.
is he still smoking?
Ob du wohl noch ein arrogantes Arschloch bist?
Que?
Quote from: devilinside on Mar 06, 2007, 08:36 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Mar 06, 2007, 06:10 PM
Smoking changes your sperm heavily also.
It does,also reduces the count. All I have to say is guy's,drink LOT'S of water and your girl will be happier. If you drink lot's of carbonated drinks,you taste aweful. Same goes for the women. H2o is your friend!
hm, that is interesting. Because I did not drink many sodas when I was in cali. And I backed off beer a lot and went more towards vodka. And I had this chick out there that seriously loved the way my cum tasted. It was wonderful. Every time we were together she just wanted to give me a bj. And I never had a response like that before.
It makes a difference...
tit fuck looks fun
lmao!!! gross.
:'( i was thinkin this was sex talk..
It is. Dont get your feeling hurt by what I say sweetie! And i'm far from a prude,but I just aint down with that. lol
Carry on my titty fucking friend.
;D
Mozzy, whats your opinion on male anal pleasure...like..has your gf ever stuck a finger in there? [hah!]
The Sex was great today
sex is great "."
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Mar 07, 2007, 04:10 AM
Mozzy, whats your opinion on male anal pleasure...like..has your gf ever stuck a finger in there? [hah!]
Uhhh yeah. Thats all Im going to say.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_%28sexual_practice%29
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Mar 07, 2007, 06:00 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Mar 07, 2007, 04:10 AM
Mozzy, whats your opinion on male anal pleasure...like..has your gf ever stuck a finger in there? [hah!]
Uhhh yeah. Thats all Im going to say.
He loves it.
Nothing gay about it. A guy who enjoys anal pleasure just enjoys the sensation. To be gay you have to be attracted to dudes.
Quote from: Mike21 on Mar 07, 2007, 10:37 AM
Nothing gay about it. A guy who enjoys anal pleasure just enjoys the sensation. To be gay you have to be attracted to dudes.
I totally agree to that, I have been with guys who have never had that done before and get totally freaked out when I go to do it because they think it's gay but once the've tried it they love it.
It's supposed to feel incredible for a dude if done right. I've never tried it though, but I'm open minded to it as long as the girl would let me try it on her.
Quote from: Mike21 on Mar 07, 2007, 03:06 PM
It's supposed to feel incredible for a dude if done right. I've never tried it though, but I'm open minded to it as long as the girl would let me try it on her.
It does feel good for a girl too.... but the man's g spot is there.... So it is intended to feel better for him. =o)
I'm open minded to anything sexual as long as it doesn't involve eating crap, drinking piss, other dudes, or pain.
Anyone ever read that short Chuck Palantiuk story about that guy so obsessed with getting his ass sucked he went in the swimming pool and let his ass get sucked by the water drain, then he got stuck and his inside became his outside? Haha that story is great.
hiya Punk <3 ..... that story is grody.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Mar 07, 2007, 03:38 PM
Anyone ever read that short Chuck Palantiuk story about that guy so obsessed with getting his ass sucked he went in the swimming pool and let his ass get sucked by the water drain, then he got stuck and his inside became his outside? Haha that story is great.
I remember a guy getting his dick stuck in a pump,but not an ass. gross.
Some dudes will stick their dicks in to anything. :O >8D
Quote from: devilinside on Mar 07, 2007, 03:44 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Mar 07, 2007, 03:38 PM
Anyone ever read that short Chuck Palantiuk story about that guy so obsessed with getting his ass sucked he went in the swimming pool and let his ass get sucked by the water drain, then he got stuck and his inside became his outside? Haha that story is great.
I remember a guy getting his dick stuck in a pump,but not an ass. gross.
In that story he actually stuffed some dried up candle wax in his dickhole, and it broke off. He had to go to the hospital with his parents hahahahaha.
Oh jesus!! Why do I not hear these stories about women?
Because they keep it for themselves.
cuz we are secretive about our embarrassing sex stories gf.
men just dont give a shit huh? lol dirty dirty boys!
They give a shit.. but they get scared when shit goes awry.. and they go to hospital.. We females have resources and friends to help us out.
Yeah when a hotdog breaks off in your pussy you let your girlfriend eat it out instead of going to the doctor right.
*imagines*
LOL! I steer clear from foreign objects and item's not intended for that kinda use.
A hotdog?? Come on now,that's too little! That's like trying to get off wth a tampon!
Quote from: devilinside on Mar 07, 2007, 05:20 PM
A hotdog?? Come on now,that's too little! That's like trying to get off wth a tampon!
Gotta at least be like a Polish Sausage...
or my cock...
]
Quote from: White Pwny on Mar 07, 2007, 05:22 PM
Quote from: devilinside on Mar 07, 2007, 05:20 PM
A hotdog?? Come on now,that's too little! That's like trying to get off wth a tampon!
Gotta at least be like a Polish Sausage...
Quote from: devilinside on Mar 07, 2007, 05:20 PM
LOL! I steer clear from foreign objects and item's not intended for that kinda use.
hah
Quote from: tarkil on Mar 07, 2007, 05:24 PM
or my cock...
hmmmm...... maybe?
*tries to not be curious*
you wish, huh ? :P
Quote from: tarkil on Mar 07, 2007, 05:37 PM
you wish, huh ? :P
I'm not sure... I've never seen it.. so I don't know if I should be wishing or not.
that's a challenge!!!
:o
I won it already anyway...
how so?
you really dont wanna know.... :P
The best story about a guy and anal sensations is that guy who loved getting air blown into his arse. Feeling the need to increase the sensation, he went to his local gas station and stuck the tyre air pressure pipe into his arse.
They scraped him off the wall later.
As for the taste of pussy, I remember the first time I went down on my first girlfriend back in what was, I like to call the Era of Deflowering. I came back up having finished, paused for a second, and with an extremely thoughtful look... exclaimed: ' ...battery acid'. She just laughed.
i wanna sex this bitch
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2002211472
I'd rather die...
Quote from: tarkil on Mar 10, 2007, 06:37 AM
I'd rather die...
no you wouldn't, but still. Lol @ her.
wats so funny bout her?
her dance moves are teh lame!
she can dance alot better then me
Quote from: Bergerac on Mar 07, 2007, 09:01 PM
The best story about a guy and anal sensations is that guy who loved getting air blown into his arse. Feeling the need to increase the sensation, he went to his local gas station and stuck the tyre air pressure pipe into his arse.
They scraped him off the wall later.
As for the taste of pussy, I remember the first time I went down on my first girlfriend back in what was, I like to call the Era of Deflowering. I came back up having finished, paused for a second, and with an extremely thoughtful look... exclaimed: ' ...battery acid'. She just laughed.
lmao, spot on!
Quote from: tarkil on Mar 10, 2007, 06:37 AM
I'd rather die...
Cwoar Tarkil. You're being kinda hostile recently! Not enough sexual action? ;)
Exactly man...
I cant get to find a nice little HK girl... Still not searching very actively, but yeah, I'm missing some action obviously...
I dreamed tonight, that Dan didn't want to have Sex with me. :(
(I hate dreaming about having sex anyways cause I can't come while sleeping, so I wake up horny as hell.)
Quote from: rxqueen on Mar 11, 2007, 12:24 PM
I dreamed tonight, that Dan didn't want to have Sex with me. :(
(I hate dreaming about having sex anyways cause I can't come while sleeping, so I wake up horny as hell.)
yeah, I hate it too.
btw, why the thread is dead?
I love your sig.
thanks bro'
if your clock aint workin go clock a grip honkey
Quote from: Bergerac on Mar 07, 2007, 09:01 PM
The best story about a guy and anal sensations is that guy who loved getting air blown into his arse. Feeling the need to increase the sensation, he went to his local gas station and stuck the tyre air pressure pipe into his arse.
They scraped him off the wall later.
As for the taste of pussy, I remember the first time I went down on my first girlfriend back in what was, I like to call the Era of Deflowering. I came back up having finished, paused for a second, and with an extremely thoughtful look... exclaimed: ' ...battery acid'. She just laughed.
that reminds me of this story:
http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html
i had my first milf today, she was 30.
How hairy were her armpits?
haha, no hair
pics or you're lying.
im a 20 year old virgin. please tell me what im missing out on.
friction...
dry pussy piss on your part after play.
Quote from: zee deveel 17 on May 24, 2007, 02:02 AM
im a 20 year old virgin. please tell me what im missing out on.
it's not that hard to do without it when you've never had sex before. but once it happens, you're an instant addict. I can't imagine life without sex.
yeah thats true.
Meh. I had sex a few years ago and I haven't had it since. I don't think I'm ready for it.
I can live without it, but when it presents itself to me I'm all over that shit. The last time I got it I came over her tits and it was approximately 100% great.
Quote from: ToneDef on May 25, 2007, 06:04 AM
I can live without it, but when it presents itself to me I'm all over that shit. The last time I got it I came over her tits and it was approximately 100% great.
u gotsta nut up on that cranium son.
lol
one thing ive learned from sex. is that girls like it rough. all of them, even the ones who you wouldnt think
Haha, cumming on a girls face has never been up there on my list of 'things to achieve in the sexual domain'. I'd do it for sure, but I mean it doesn't do anything for me. I mean, I couldn't imagine anything worse than some guy busting all over my face. Fuck.
Shooting over a nice big pair of tits though.. Oh yessss.
Quote from: ToneDef on May 25, 2007, 06:18 AM
I couldn't imagine anything worse than some guy busting all over my face.
2 guys busting all over your face.
2 guys and a horse maybe. Fuck that. I'd need a snorkel and shit.
I've watched some hott ass mexicans fuck/suck/swallow some horses for greencards.
Quote from: ToneDef on May 25, 2007, 06:22 AM
2 guys and a horse maybe. Fuck that. I'd need a snorkel and shit.
wow.
Quote from: Black Elvis on May 25, 2007, 06:56 AM
I've watched some hott ass mexicans fuck/suck/swallow some horses for greencards.
double wow.
i gotta ask man.
did you touch yourself a little bit while watching it. dont lie, we're all friends.
Quote from: Fireal1222 on May 25, 2007, 07:15 AM
Quote from: Black Elvis on May 25, 2007, 06:56 AM
I've watched some hott ass mexicans fuck/suck/swallow some horses for greencards.
double wow.
i gotta ask man.
did you touch yourself a little bit while watching it. dont lie, we're all friends.
No I'm telling you that story so you'll touch yourself, thats why im your friend. friends.
Haha. I seen some crazy shit too though. Most of it I showed to Subliminal and co. in line for the Deftones on my phone. There's some sick shit out there.
he he he... :)
Quote from: ToneDef on May 25, 2007, 06:18 AM
Haha, cumming on a girls face has never been up there on my list of 'things to achieve in the sexual domain'. I'd do it for sure, but I mean it doesn't do anything for me. I mean, I couldn't imagine anything worse than some guy busting all over my face. Fuck.
Shooting over a nice big pair of tits though.. Oh yessss.
What a mess Trav, why not coming in her?
Quote from: ToneDef on May 25, 2007, 06:22 AM
2 guys and a horse maybe. Fuck that. I'd need a snorkel and shit.
lol @ the mental picture I have in my head........ make it stop!
mmm lovefoxxx from css she is so hot
So I just watched a SNL I had taped... and Maroon 5 performed. :o
Adam Levine makes me want to do very naughty things. *hides horns*
doesn't the music detract from his appeal for you women?
(http://www.nme.com/images/07524_110110_css1_greatescape_GE07.jpg)
oh lovefoxxx
Quote from: theshadeisatool on May 25, 2007, 06:23 PM
doesn't the music detract from his appeal for you women?
The music is sexy as hell... lyrics are too!
I wake up with blood-shot eyes
Struggled to memorize
The way it felt between your thighs
Pleasure that made you cry
Feels so good to be bad
Not worth the aftermath, after that
After that
Try to get you back
I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you
Songs About Jane was better than this new CD... but Adam is the same... Yummy.
should i feel threatened by him (with regards to my missus)? hehe
Quote from: theshadeisatool on May 25, 2007, 06:51 PM
should i feel threatened by him (with regards to my missus)? hehe
Yes.
oh dear.
i just got laid for the first time in like 8 months on friday, my abs and back are sore :(
you should date men who are more gentle.
you know what they say, once you go black, you never go back!
so you're breaking up with him?
well i already gave him AIDS so i feel like it's time to move on.
I smeww cock in this thwead.
im high, and horny! sucks im stuck in between a virgin and a girl which is playing hard to get and an ex.
I always get horny when I'm high. Drunk too.
Had great sex yesterday, Waiting two weeks usually helps!!
Sex? im sorry that word sounds elementary, your all a bunch of uncle toms, I fucked last night.
Quote from: Black Elvis on May 28, 2007, 09:51 PM
Sex? im sorry that word sounds elementary, your all a bunch of uncle toms, I fucked last night.
It's a british thing hahaha
We germans say it, too. The whole world says it but the american guy makes fun of us.
Im dating this senior exec...he hates blow jobs. and will cum, from just fingering me if i moan just right. its perfect. luckily, i have a few other stallions who fuck me right. one is a male model. i shit u not. he also works as a waiter. hes in love with me because im "so deep and smart" ...he also went to catholic school his whole life. i know. im gonna burn in hell for this one.
How can a guy hate blowjobs???
haha, i know! thats why i thought this information was post worthy. yes girls these guys exsist...
that story is like a cow lullabye.
Hey man, u can knock me down on the net all you want. im not here for validation. just to give you something to read about...
Quote from: Layla on May 29, 2007, 07:23 PM
exsist
i could've sworn you just said guys liked you 'cause you were smart.
huh...
Quote from: Layla on May 29, 2007, 07:29 PM
Hey man, u can knock me down on the net all you want. im not here for validation. just to give you something to read about...
sure, thanks.
your posts are quite good.
Im masturbating now.
Quote from: Layla on May 29, 2007, 07:23 PM
haha, i know! thats why i thought this information was post worthy. yes girls these guys exsist...
It's still sad that he cums without entering you...
hes all about bitchs who can spell. his favorite thing to do is spill a can of alphabet soup on my pussy.
you must be pretty filthy if a guy doesn't even want your mouth wrapped around his cock.
Quote from: Saturday Night Whiskey777 on May 29, 2007, 07:41 PM
(http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~sparkly/xanga/lasagna.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/WhitePwny/c12478.jpg)
Quote from: Layla on May 29, 2007, 07:37 PM
his favorite thing to do is spill a can of alphabet soup on my pussy.
Wtf?
It was a joke, refering to my horrible spellin.
You act like such a freak at times that I actually thought it was for real.
Quote from: Layla on May 29, 2007, 07:58 PM
It was a joke, refering to my horrible spellin.
I want to bone you.
so does half the population. and since im such a filthy filthy filthy slut...i may make it happen. yes. i know, pix plz.
Quote from: Layla on May 29, 2007, 08:08 PM
so does half the population. and since im such a filthy filthy filthy slut...i may make it happen. yes. i know, pix plz.
Got my PM? :D haha
Quote from: Layla on May 29, 2007, 08:08 PM
so does half the population. and since im such a filthy filthy filthy slut...i may make it happen. yes. i know, pix plz.
i am working on the potion to cure self delusion. hang in there, babe.
Quote from: Layla on May 29, 2007, 08:08 PM
so does half the population. and since im such a filthy filthy filthy slut...i may make it happen. yes. i know, pix plz.
I will show on the messangers, and you can give me some blow jobs. I wanna fuck your anoose too.
will put my penis between your tits.
Hahaha, im shooting up every line, and drinking every word...till theres no more.
I wanna see your face with some cum, I can shot for 7 seconds.
sex is a crazy thing. i just broke up with my girlfriend of four years about 2 months ago, we were living together and now i'm back at my mom's. now why i say sex is a crazy thing is because as heartbroken and incredibly sad and angry as i was, the only real thing i missed was sex. i don't know if that makes me more of the asshole. probabaly not, because shes done some real fucked up things to me, but once i realized all i wanted was her body after i left, it made me get over it a lot faster. that and the fact that i'm talking to a great girl now who has all similar interests (not shopping!), we're gonna go to the same college and probabaly take the same classes.
but yeah, sex is good. i miss it.
I know what you mean.
You miss your girls body and the thought of some other guy sticking his dick in it is maybe the most soul destroying thought in the world.
Quote from: ToneDef on May 31, 2007, 09:12 AM
I know what you mean.
You miss your girls body and the thought of some other guy sticking his dick in it is maybe the most soul destroying thought in the world.
yeah, i guess it's a control issue in a way, but she was wayyyyy more controlling. and the sex wasn't even that good anyway. she was the first girl i've had sex with though, so maybe that's it. either way, i've liked the girl i'm talking to again before my ex and even a bit during our relationship (no cheating or anything, not even talking). the reason why i didn't talk is because my ex made me cut off all ties to any girl friend i had (like 2 of them). and then she dumps me to sleep at guys' houses and party and do stupid fucking shit. she had so much potential, perfect grades, scholarships, good job, money. and now she's fucking it off by working all the time to pay rent since i left that bitch. i hope she's happy, 'cos i am now.
i always sucked in school, bad grades, left early and got my diploma at adult ed. now i'm going to college with an awesome fucking girl who actually has smart things to say and doesn't just worry about living her younger years stupidly.
Quote from: ToneDef on May 31, 2007, 09:12 AM
I know what you mean.
You miss your girls body and the thought of some other guy sticking his dick in it is maybe the most soul destroying thought in the world.
oh man. that shit is just horrible. i had that thought some time ago...and, man,,,it eats you from the inside.
bitches are crazy
Quote from: White Wrist on May 31, 2007, 01:38 PM
Quote from: ToneDef on May 31, 2007, 09:12 AM
I know what you mean.
You miss your girls body and the thought of some other guy sticking his dick in it is maybe the most soul destroying thought in the world.
oh man. that shit is just horrible. i had that thought some time ago...and, man,,,it eats you from the inside.
That thought turns me on the most. im attracted 2 sluts.
Quote from: White Wrist on May 31, 2007, 01:38 PM
Quote from: ToneDef on May 31, 2007, 09:12 AM
I know what you mean.
You miss your girls body and the thought of some other guy sticking his dick in it is maybe the most soul destroying thought in the world.
oh man. that shit is just horrible. i had that thought some time ago...and, man,,,it eats you from the inside.
But then at the same time it spurs excitement for the possibilty that you'll find someone just as good anyway.
Quote from: White Wrist on May 31, 2007, 01:38 PM
Quote from: ToneDef on May 31, 2007, 09:12 AM
I know what you mean.
You miss your girls body and the thought of some other guy sticking his dick in it is maybe the most soul destroying thought in the world.
oh man. that shit is just horrible. i had that thought some time ago...and, man,,,it eats you from the inside.
Indeed it does my man.
Quote from: Subliminal on May 31, 2007, 07:04 PM
Quote from: White Wrist on May 31, 2007, 01:38 PM
Quote from: ToneDef on May 31, 2007, 09:12 AM
I know what you mean.
You miss your girls body and the thought of some other guy sticking his dick in it is maybe the most soul destroying thought in the world.
oh man. that shit is just horrible. i had that thought some time ago...and, man,,,it eats you from the inside.
But then at the same time it spurs excitement for the possibilty that you'll find someone just as good anyway.
Exactly!
Quote from: lollercoaster on May 31, 2007, 06:39 PM
bitches are crazy
pfft....
one of my friends just guaranteed me sex tomorrow night if I take her out to this particular restaurant. I mean its not just me, that is prostitution right?
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:21 AM
one of my friends just guaranteed me sex tomorrow night if I take her out to this particular restaurant. I mean its not just me, that is prostitution right?
no and feel flattered 2.
This ex i had since way back is givin up the koochie for free and wantin to move closer to me to hang out all day, i got a down ass bitch again that will do everythin all day long when she moves back to her moms house down the street. treat street.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:21 AM
one of my friends just guaranteed me sex tomorrow night if I take her out to this particular restaurant. I mean its not just me, that is prostitution right?
you should be carreful sleeping with easy whores.
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:33 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:21 AM
one of my friends just guaranteed me sex tomorrow night if I take her out to this particular restaurant. I mean its not just me, that is prostitution right?
no and feel flattered 2.
I would feel more flattered if I didnt have to buy her anything. Whores and sluts man, all of em
Quote from: no on Jun 02, 2007, 12:39 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:21 AM
one of my friends just guaranteed me sex tomorrow night if I take her out to this particular restaurant. I mean its not just me, that is prostitution right?
you should be carreful sleeping with easy whores.
why? thats half of the fun
Quote from: no on Jun 02, 2007, 12:39 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:21 AM
one of my friends just guaranteed me sex tomorrow night if I take her out to this particular restaurant. I mean its not just me, that is prostitution right?
you should be carreful sleeping with easy whores.
>:( not nice kelly. You were happy for me when I told you I fucked a 40 dollar whore in okinawa
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:41 AM
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:33 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:21 AM
one of my friends just guaranteed me sex tomorrow night if I take her out to this particular restaurant. I mean its not just me, that is prostitution right?
no and feel flattered 2.
I would feel more flattered if I didnt have to buy her anything. Whores and sluts man, all of emQuote from: no on Jun 02, 2007, 12:39 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:21 AM
one of my friends just guaranteed me sex tomorrow night if I take her out to this particular restaurant. I mean its not just me, that is prostitution right?
you should be carreful sleeping with easy whores.
why? thats half of the fun
won't be fun if you contract something that fucks up the rest of your life, mr.
Aaah fuck that made me LOL! I know I was,but now I want to protect you...like you're my little kid.
Quote from: no on Jun 02, 2007, 12:44 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:41 AM
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:33 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:21 AM
one of my friends just guaranteed me sex tomorrow night if I take her out to this particular restaurant. I mean its not just me, that is prostitution right?
no and feel flattered 2.
I would feel more flattered if I didnt have to buy her anything. Whores and sluts man, all of emQuote from: no on Jun 02, 2007, 12:39 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:21 AM
one of my friends just guaranteed me sex tomorrow night if I take her out to this particular restaurant. I mean its not just me, that is prostitution right?
you should be carreful sleeping with easy whores.
why? thats half of the fun
won't be fun if you contract something that fucks up the rest of your life, mr.
It the risk that is fun duh
Quote from: devilinside on Jun 02, 2007, 12:45 AM
Aaah fuck that made me LOL! I know I was,but now I want to protect you...like you're my little kid.
I feel sorry for you if your kids are anything like me. plus you should never be so attracted to your own child ;)
If she's hott then fuck.
pay to cum.
take her to appleb's.
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:48 AM
take her to appleb's.
i can see why girls consistently leave you.
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:48 AM
take her to appleb's.
no it has to be this certain steak house
Quote from: no on Jun 02, 2007, 12:52 AM
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:48 AM
take her to appleb's.
i can see why girls consistently leave you.
the last girl i was with made me take her their. just cause you aint down wit gettin drunk and have some food then alls i need is a blowjob from you ok? fuck fucking, you messed your chance up.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:54 AM
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:48 AM
take her to appleb's.
no it has to be this certain steak house
then go have a good time and then take her home and deep dick her, if you do it good enough, that money pussy will turn into free xxx all the time pussy.
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:59 AM
Quote from: no on Jun 02, 2007, 12:52 AM
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:48 AM
take her to appleb's.
i can see why girls consistently leave you.
the last girl i was with made me take her their. just cause you aint down wit gettin drunk and have some food then alls i need is a blowjob from you ok? fuck fucking, you messed your chance up.
did you just ask blondie for a bj?
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:59 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:54 AM
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:48 AM
take her to appleb's.
no it has to be this certain steak house
then go have a good time and then take her home and deep dick her, if you do it good enough, that money pussy will turn into free xxx all the time pussy.
well I mean we have fucked many times before. This is just her way of getting me to take her out to a nice place first
yeah it was to her...
well do it man, you can't be a chump all the time, and i know how it is man, its all good, just smoke some good erb, relax, maybe pull a scarface wherever you eat at, then take her home and put it down if you know how.
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:59 AM
Quote from: no on Jun 02, 2007, 12:52 AM
Quote from: Black Elvis on Jun 02, 2007, 12:48 AM
take her to appleb's.
i can see why girls consistently leave you.
the last girl i was with made me take her their. just cause you aint down wit gettin drunk and have some food then alls i need is a blowjob from you ok? fuck fucking, you messed your chance up.
pretty much tells the quality of tail you're getting. girls that want to eat at applebee's lolz.
at least that crazy fool gets tail you no pussy gettin, no dick gettin scrub.
Quote from: Sam on Jun 02, 2007, 01:06 AM
at least that crazy fool gets tail you no pussy gettin, no dick gettin scrub.
someone has a crush on ross
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:46 AM
I feel sorry for you if your kids are anything like me. plus you should never be so attracted to your own child ;)
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!! hahahahaha Cocky Cocky!
Quote from: Sam on Jun 02, 2007, 01:06 AM
at least that crazy fool gets tail you no pussy gettin, no dick gettin scrub.
haha yo that was some funny shit, but yo i dont give a fuck where a bitch wants to eat, have some respek for the lady if shes fine, maybe shes fine inside 2 if so, if you have heart, then you'll get more then just the pussy and the mouth. all.
Quote from: devilinside on Jun 02, 2007, 01:11 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 02, 2007, 12:46 AM
I feel sorry for you if your kids are anything like me. plus you should never be so attracted to your own child ;)
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!! hahahahaha Cocky Cocky!
you love me
I have missed your smart ass around here.
Lastnight. i was really fucked up. to the point that when my hippy fuck buddy walked me home. i fucked him like a wild animal. so much so, that when i woke up this am, i saw a huge pile of shit on the floor. and i was like, NO WAY. DID I?! i seriously thought maybe we went crazy. then i realized it belonged to my dog ;)
nice :)
I fucked my girl a few times today. her brother in the next room did not even notice.
so 5 minutes total?
Seriously. i havent been that fucked up since i was like, 18. i mean, i woke up to this rather large tree branch i dragged into the house lastnight. on the dinner table.
so you like to shit on each other?
Um. i was hanging out with organic negras red wine from argentina, and different weeds from all over the world. so u can imagine, how i was on a primal rampage of dirty sex...anything was cool with me..
I didnt go to bed until 5am. so joey didnt get his am walk. thats why he shit. my boy was like, YOU WERE LAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD LASTNIGHT. BUT YOU WERE FUCKING AMAZING.
i only have sex with my girlfriend of 2 years and it's amazing every time.
Quote from: Layla on Jun 10, 2007, 09:13 PM
I didnt go to bed until 5am. so joey didnt get his am walk. thats why he shit. my boy was like, YOU WERE LAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD LASTNIGHT. BUT YOU WERE FUCKING AMAZING.
damn girl, you sound like a straight slut. do you make men buy you dinner for handjobs?
its the same old story you can all get dirty and make that who you are and thats the way it should be but without ego cause your not impressin anything that hasnt been done since all times ive done em all and you dont even know and you dont even wanna know.
roots
I want some dirt . Any groupies here
smited.
I am no longer an ass virgin *cringes*
good work man
sure it does
really?!
too much info
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 11, 2007, 08:44 AM
Quote from: yoda on mars on Jun 11, 2007, 08:39 AM
good work man
It does feel pretty awesome.
I can't imagine anything more fucking uncomfortable man. Aside from somebody setting my dick and balls on fire I suppose.
Quote from: ToneDef on Jun 11, 2007, 10:13 AM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 11, 2007, 08:44 AM
Quote from: yoda on mars on Jun 11, 2007, 08:39 AM
good work man
It does feel pretty awesome.
I can't imagine anything more fucking uncomfortable man. Aside from somebody setting my dick and balls on fire I suppose.
ha ha ha, I lawled...
Quote from: ToneDef on Jun 11, 2007, 10:13 AM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 11, 2007, 08:44 AM
Quote from: yoda on mars on Jun 11, 2007, 08:39 AM
good work man
It does feel pretty awesome.
I can't imagine anything more fucking uncomfortable man. Aside from somebody setting my dick and balls on fire I suppose.
No, no, Taking it fuckin' sucks..i really don't see the pleasure in it.
Giving it though.... hellll yeaaah!
I must admitt as gross as it sounds to some of you, having your gspot touched is unreal...seriously, If you find a girl willing to do it fuckin' give it a go...one finger is enough LOL.
Quote from: theis on Jun 11, 2007, 09:51 AM
too much info
I mean, no matter if you take it or give it - what happens is two people doing anal sex. so what exactly is too much info about that, I'm not getting it.
Quote from: black coffee on Jun 11, 2007, 02:38 PM
Quote from: theis on Jun 11, 2007, 09:51 AM
too much info
I mean, no matter if you take it or give it - what happens is two people doing anal sex. so what exactly is too much info about that, I'm not getting it.
Well it's a thread about sex. Not fuckin' pre-teen sex education.. christ.
I'd like a girl finger me. I'd also let her french my dick hole too.
the only thing I was trying to say - when a guy says he did anal with his girl, people will applaud him, but a guy telling he got anal is just unimaginable and too much info for most people.
Strap on dildos ftw.
Quote from: black coffee on Jun 11, 2007, 02:55 PM
the only thing I was trying to say - when a guy says he did anal with his girl, people will applaud him, but a guy telling he got anal is just unimaginable and too much info for most people.
yeah well, some people feel that way.
i don't like hearing about guys fucking other guys. i have nothing against gay people, i'm just not interested in hearing details about their sexlife.
and for the record, i think anal sex, in general, is disgusting, whether if it's a guy & girl or two guys.
Quote from: black coffee on Jun 11, 2007, 02:55 PM
the only thing I was trying to say - when a guy says he did anal with his girl, people will applaud him, but a guy telling he got anal is just unimaginable and too much info for most people.
Who said anything about me doing anal or taking anal by a fuckin' bloke?
I just said i'm not an ass virgin no more...apart from the fact that the homophobes on here love to highlight the fact i'm gay, It doesn't really say anything about man on man action or the anything about me 'taking it'.
It could mean me shafting some girl for all anyone else knows.
Prejudice.
i've never highlighted the fact that you're gay. i could care less.
Quote from: theis on Jun 11, 2007, 03:35 PM
i've never highlighted the fact that you're gay. i could care less.
Shut up then.
relax.
we are all entitled to share our opinions. why suddenly so defensive?
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 11, 2007, 03:33 PM
Quote from: black coffee on Jun 11, 2007, 02:55 PM
the only thing I was trying to say - when a guy says he did anal with his girl, people will applaud him, but a guy telling he got anal is just unimaginable and too much info for most people.
Who said anything about me doing anal or taking anal by a fuckin' bloke?
I just said i'm not an ass virgin no more...apart from the fact that the homophobes on here love to highlight the fact i'm gay, It doesn't really say anything about man on man action or the anything about me 'taking it'.
It could mean me shafting some girl for all anyone else knows.
Prejudice.
well, it was you who came up with that information, so I thought, based on theis reaction, I could write down my thoughts on that issue. and I was generalising and not just referring to you ( thought that was pretty obvious)
I'm not prejudiced, and there is no need to be pissed off at all, man. considering that you are gay, it was not that absurd to think you're speaking of your own butt.
enough now, I said too much
http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/gay-sex-pic-matt-cole-full-anal.jpg
I'm not pissed off at all.
My reaction the first time was to Theis anyway, I just quoted you on quoting the thing Theis said, which was what i was referring to...
It just annoys me when a few of the mods or users (like yourself) try to explain something to you as if you're a fuckin' complete half wit.
For instance...
Quote from: black coffee on Jun 11, 2007, 02:55 PM
the only thing I was trying to say - when a guy says he did anal with his girl, people will applaud him, but a guy telling he got anal is just unimaginable and too much info for most people.
Don't you think i know that? Thing is, I don't really care... the thread is about SEX so i posted up something about it, Whether someone likes it or not is their problem, No need to go foaming at the mouth and complaining.
Learn not to read things you don't want to understand.
Anyone who doesn't like a bit of gay porn every now and then, is gay.
Oh I like stuff up in my ass. As long as its not a real cock.
BTW hi lolol amirite?
Hahahah
Quote from: superbear on Jun 11, 2007, 04:11 PM
http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/gay-sex-pic-matt-cole-full-anal.jpg
Perhaps time to come out of the closet, Mike?
Cucumber. Think about it.
"I WOULD NEVER EVER HAVE ANAL SEX..ITS SO WRONG." ...thats what i say to a lot of men. the truth is, i FUCKING LOVE IT. by lieing to men about my virginity, it allows me to hold the sexual power. and also gauge how manipulative guys can be...but when it comes to anal, i think its deeply pleasurable.
Yeah, lying to men you sleep with, it's what makes the world go round.
But I agree on anal. I like giving it as well.
i have a fuck buddy who knows everything i do. i dont have to lie to him. he and i have a strictly sexual relationship, and THAT IS ALL. its perfect. i highly recommend it. but you know whats really hot. "rimming"...
A guy rimming a girl or visa versa? Both are hot and extremely recommended in my book.
Not on mine.
Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 11, 2007, 06:05 PM
Quote from: superbear on Jun 11, 2007, 04:11 PM
http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/gay-sex-pic-matt-cole-full-anal.jpg
Perhaps time to come out of the closet, Mike?
Quote from: Saturday Night Whiskey777 on Jun 11, 2007, 08:08 PM
Not on mine.
The taste of the female cunt (which is more or less both the pussy and the ass, or the skin in between) is lovely. Well, if you have a clean female person of course. I just love it. To smell it, to lick it. To rub my face in it. Ride that cunt on my face, baby!
Yeah...
yeah.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 11, 2007, 08:38 PM
Quote from: Saturday Night Whiskey777 on Jun 11, 2007, 08:08 PM
Not on mine.
The taste of the female cunt (which is more or less both the pussy and the ass, or the skin in between) is lovely. Well, if you have a clean female person of course. I just love it. To smell it, to lick it. To rub my face in it. Ride that cunt on my face, baby!
Yeah...
yeah.
Calm down, Punk!! =o)
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 11, 2007, 02:40 PM
Quote from: black coffee on Jun 11, 2007, 02:38 PM
Quote from: theis on Jun 11, 2007, 09:51 AM
too much info
I mean, no matter if you take it or give it - what happens is two people doing anal sex. so what exactly is too much info about that, I'm not getting it.
Well it's a thread about sex. Not fuckin' pre-teen sex education.. christ.
yeah but some of us are trying to fucking masturbate, man. this is the internet, you know. you killed my boner h4rdc0r3
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 11, 2007, 08:38 PM
Quote from: Saturday Night Whiskey777 on Jun 11, 2007, 08:08 PM
Not on mine.
The taste of the female cunt (which is more or less both the pussy and the ass, or the skin in between) is lovely. Well, if you have a clean female person of course. I just love it. To smell it, to lick it. To rub my face in it. Ride that cunt on my face, baby!
Yeah...
yeah.
Pretty much exactly how I feel about it
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Jun 12, 2007, 02:08 AM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 11, 2007, 02:40 PM
Quote from: black coffee on Jun 11, 2007, 02:38 PM
Quote from: theis on Jun 11, 2007, 09:51 AM
too much info
I mean, no matter if you take it or give it - what happens is two people doing anal sex. so what exactly is too much info about that, I'm not getting it.
Well it's a thread about sex. Not fuckin' pre-teen sex education.. christ.
yeah but some of us are trying to fucking masturbate, man. this is the internet, you know. you killed my boner h4rdc0r3
Well why are you wasting your Hardcore Trannies membership by talking on here!?!
hey, dont talk shit about hardcore trannies. Those girls rock
Quote from: Variable on Jun 12, 2007, 08:14 AM
hey, dont talk shit about hardcore trannies. Those girls rock
Sorry, It's the only thing i could come up with :(
well you should probably appologize, to all the shemales out there
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 11, 2007, 08:38 PM
The taste of the female cunt (which is more or less both the pussy and the ass, or the skin in between) is lovely. Well, if you have a clean female person of course. I just love it. To smell it, to lick it. To rub my face in it. Ride that cunt on my face, baby!
Yeah...
yeah.
Quote from: marty on Jun 12, 2007, 11:11 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 12, 2007, 06:15 AM
yeah that would pretty much make you a woman, fag
(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/10244.jpg)
It's Trey LOL
not funny
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 12, 2007, 08:12 AM
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Jun 12, 2007, 02:08 AM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 11, 2007, 02:40 PM
Quote from: black coffee on Jun 11, 2007, 02:38 PM
Quote from: theis on Jun 11, 2007, 09:51 AM
too much info
I mean, no matter if you take it or give it - what happens is two people doing anal sex. so what exactly is too much info about that, I'm not getting it.
Well it's a thread about sex. Not fuckin' pre-teen sex education.. christ.
yeah but some of us are trying to fucking masturbate, man. this is the internet, you know. you killed my boner h4rdc0r3
Well why are you wasting your Hardcore Trannies membership by talking on here!?!
dude puretna.com has tranny porn too, you think i'm gonna pay to watch 2 girls suck each others' dicks? no way, hombre.
hot wet pussy smells like fish.
tuna fish. Thats why when I am in the field and its been a few months I will get the tuna MRE and take it to the porta john and beat off while sniffing the tuna......good times
ha ha ah ah...
girls don't smell like fish. it's a myth.
Well thank god my gf's pussy does NOT smell like fish. It smells like... pussy.
Anyway I did some great cunt/ass licking yesterday. I'm till savouring the taste.
awesome. everyone knows sharinglungs.com is the place to brag about it.
Name: no
Posts: (13.618 per day)
At that pace ...You know best.
that's right, mr. i make 20 different accounts so i can karma kick myself and spread my retardation throughout different names.
awww she thinks shes getting beat at her own game.
how cute .
Quote from: no on Jun 16, 2007, 08:36 AM
that's right, mr. i make 20 different accounts so i can karma kick myself and spread my retardation throughout different names.
and yea that strategy is doing wonders for my KRAMERS!
soft.
Quote from: samson simpson on Jun 16, 2007, 08:39 AM
awww she thinks shes getting beat at her own game.
how cute .
why would i think that? you're the stupid ass who's obsessed with getting high and posting dumb shit on the board.
Quote from: samson simpson on Jun 16, 2007, 08:41 AM
Quote from: no on Jun 16, 2007, 08:36 AM
that's right, mr. i make 20 different accounts so i can karma kick myself and spread my retardation throughout different names.
and yea that strategy is doing wonders for my KRAMERS!
soft.
ok, hydropussy.
lolz @ caring so much about t3h internATZ KARMAZZZZ. OMG!!!11!
and youre finally defeated by youre own silly behavior .
HA HA HA HAAAA.
yea im high.
whats youre excuse?
ms. 6 to 6.
and OHHHH youre here again . WELCOME!
Quote from: no on Jun 16, 2007, 08:46 AM
Quote from: samson simpson on Jun 16, 2007, 08:41 AM
Quote from: no on Jun 16, 2007, 08:36 AM
that's right, mr. i make 20 different accounts so i can karma kick myself and spread my retardation throughout different names.
and yea that strategy is doing wonders for my KRAMERS!
soft.
ok, hydropussy.
lolz @ caring so much about t3h internATZ KARMAZZZZ. OMG!!!11!
soft.
COME ON BUTCH!
blondie: owning your dumbass
samson: rambling incoherent bullshit
i win.
whatever you gotta type to make you feel better about today sugar.
*kiss*
thx, babylon retard.
Quote from: no on Jun 16, 2007, 08:28 AM
awesome. everyone knows sharinglungs.com is the place to brag about it.
Not bragging, just enjoying the thought of yesterday.
Quote from: no on Jun 16, 2007, 08:11 AM
girls don't smell like fish. it's a myth.
Agreed. I think that's only when they're really unhygienic or infected.
Which isn´t the case with you, I´m sure. Because you´re Juicy. Hmmm.
Juicy Fruit is one of the best tasting things ever!
Haha yes, I will vouch for my own personal flavour, not that I've ever tasted it or anything. :o
The french got a word for the overall smell/taste of a woman, her body smell/taste and the stuff she washes it with, her pussy, everything. I think its nice they have a word for that. I think its important that the overall smell/taste of a woman is delicious.
When god made the human being he started with the ladies and then got kinda bored and just thought "Böh, I'm tired.. I'll just give the boys the ability to reproduce then I go and eat a sandwich."
Another wonderfull post that doesn't make any sense.
Haha. Look at your posts mr. punk!
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 16, 2007, 04:47 PM
Another wonderfull post that doesn't make any sense.
wonderfull isn't a word.
Its double wonderful, thats wonderfull.
how does two Ls make the entire word double?
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 16, 2007, 05:18 PM
Its double wonderful, thats wonderfull.
Dude you crack me up sometimes.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 16, 2007, 07:19 PM
how does two Ls make the entire word double?
The same way two Ds makes double Ds.
hmmmmm
so who here has had 3 sums?
Better yet, an Orgy?
check on the 3 sum. No orgys. well kind of an orgy. I had a real close group of friends (3 guys 1 girl) and one time we all fucked her at the same time. But none of the guys were touching eachother so I dont really think that counts as an orgy. But I have had 2 legit 3 sums.
Wow, some girls are cheap. Good for the cheap boys.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 12:51 AM
check on the 3 sum. No orgys. well kind of an orgy. I had a real close group of friends (3 guys 1 girl) and one time we all fucked her at the same time. But none of the guys were touching eachother so I dont really think that counts as an orgy. But I have had 2 legit 3 sums.
but I nbet some of your friends were looking at you with lustful eyes.
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Jun 17, 2007, 01:13 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 12:51 AM
check on the 3 sum. No orgys. well kind of an orgy. I had a real close group of friends (3 guys 1 girl) and one time we all fucked her at the same time. But none of the guys were touching eachother so I dont really think that counts as an orgy. But I have had 2 legit 3 sums.
but I nbet some of your friends were looking at you with lustful eyes.
hahahahaha, yeah everybody sharing dongs.
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Jun 17, 2007, 01:13 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 12:51 AM
check on the 3 sum. No orgys. well kind of an orgy. I had a real close group of friends (3 guys 1 girl) and one time we all fucked her at the same time. But none of the guys were touching eachother so I dont really think that counts as an orgy. But I have had 2 legit 3 sums.
but I nbet some of your friends were looking at you with lustful eyes.
Haha. There's something really gay about a bunch of naked dudes boning a girl. Sorry, but it's one of the least manliest things ever. Well, I know I wouldn't do it and I eat fire.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 16, 2007, 05:14 AM
tuna fish. Thats why when I am in the field and its been a few months I will get the tuna MRE and take it to the porta john and beat off while sniffing the tuna......good times
You're retarded! You must be with some really nasty bitches if they smell like that. Gross!
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 16, 2007, 03:45 PM
The french got a word for the overall smell/taste of a woman, her body smell/taste and the stuff she washes it with, her pussy, everything. I think its nice they have a word for that. I think its important that the overall smell/taste of a woman is delicious.
Actually no, we don't have...
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 17, 2007, 06:10 AM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 16, 2007, 03:45 PM
The french got a word for the overall smell/taste of a woman, her body smell/taste and the stuff she washes it with, her pussy, everything. I think its nice they have a word for that. I think its important that the overall smell/taste of a woman is delicious.
Actually no, we don't have...
According to some movie I don't remember the name (or storyline) of, you do.
So, I win.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 12:51 AM
check on the 3 sum. No orgys. well kind of an orgy. I had a real close group of friends (3 guys 1 girl) and one time we all fucked her at the same time. But none of the guys were touching eachother so I dont really think that counts as an orgy. But I have had 2 legit 3 sums.
So, You all fucked her at the same time but your cocks didn't touch whilst doing it? Damn she must of had a bucket!
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 17, 2007, 09:55 AM
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 17, 2007, 06:10 AM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 16, 2007, 03:45 PM
The french got a word for the overall smell/taste of a woman, her body smell/taste and the stuff she washes it with, her pussy, everything. I think its nice they have a word for that. I think its important that the overall smell/taste of a woman is delicious.
Actually no, we don't have...
According to some movie I don't remember the name (or storyline) of, you do.
So, I win.
I'm french, so I win... no way you can beat that dude.... :)
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 17, 2007, 02:40 PM
I'm french, so I win... no way you can beat that dude.... :)
Do you know what "Daitro" means? and "Des Cendres, Je Me Consumme" ?
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 17, 2007, 02:40 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 17, 2007, 09:55 AM
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 17, 2007, 06:10 AM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 16, 2007, 03:45 PM
The french got a word for the overall smell/taste of a woman, her body smell/taste and the stuff she washes it with, her pussy, everything. I think its nice they have a word for that. I think its important that the overall smell/taste of a woman is delicious.
Actually no, we don't have...
According to some movie I don't remember the name (or storyline) of, you do.
So, I win.
I'm french, so I win... no way you can beat that dude.... :)
No, you're French, so you lose, I win. I mean, c'mon, you're French. Heh.
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 17, 2007, 11:15 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 12:51 AM
check on the 3 sum. No orgys. well kind of an orgy. I had a real close group of friends (3 guys 1 girl) and one time we all fucked her at the same time. But none of the guys were touching eachother so I dont really think that counts as an orgy. But I have had 2 legit 3 sums.
So, You all fucked her at the same time but your cocks didn't touch whilst doing it? Damn she must of had a bucket!
*dies laughing*
Quote from: rxqueen on Jun 17, 2007, 12:58 AM
Wow, some girls are cheap. Good for the cheap boys.
what do you mean cheap?
Quote from: devilinside on Jun 17, 2007, 03:54 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 16, 2007, 05:14 AM
tuna fish. Thats why when I am in the field and its been a few months I will get the tuna MRE and take it to the porta john and beat off while sniffing the tuna......good times
You're retarded! You must be with some really nasty bitches if they smell like that. Gross!
I have talked to many many men and we all agree that poon smells like tuna. Get over it.
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Jun 17, 2007, 01:13 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 12:51 AM
check on the 3 sum. No orgys. well kind of an orgy. I had a real close group of friends (3 guys 1 girl) and one time we all fucked her at the same time. But none of the guys were touching eachother so I dont really think that counts as an orgy. But I have had 2 legit 3 sums.
but I nbet some of your friends were looking at you with lustful eyes.
Quote from: Saturday Night Whiskey777 on Jun 17, 2007, 01:24 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Jun 17, 2007, 01:13 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 12:51 AM
check on the 3 sum. No orgys. well kind of an orgy. I had a real close group of friends (3 guys 1 girl) and one time we all fucked her at the same time. But none of the guys were touching eachother so I dont really think that counts as an orgy. But I have had 2 legit 3 sums.
but I nbet some of your friends were looking at you with lustful eyes.
hahahahaha, yeah everybody sharing dongs.
Quote from: ToneDef on Jun 17, 2007, 02:48 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Jun 17, 2007, 01:13 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 12:51 AM
check on the 3 sum. No orgys. well kind of an orgy. I had a real close group of friends (3 guys 1 girl) and one time we all fucked her at the same time. But none of the guys were touching eachother so I dont really think that counts as an orgy. But I have had 2 legit 3 sums.
but I nbet some of your friends were looking at you with lustful eyes.
Haha. There's something really gay about a bunch of naked dudes boning a girl. Sorry, but it's one of the least manliest things ever. Well, I know I wouldn't do it and I eat fire.
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 17, 2007, 11:15 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 12:51 AM
check on the 3 sum. No orgys. well kind of an orgy. I had a real close group of friends (3 guys 1 girl) and one time we all fucked her at the same time. But none of the guys were touching eachother so I dont really think that counts as an orgy. But I have had 2 legit 3 sums.
So, You all fucked her at the same time but your cocks didn't touch whilst doing it? Damn she must of had a bucket!
And to all of you. We were not all in her pussy at the same time. Like one would be up to bat and another gets a bj and another gets a hand job and you keep a nice rotation. Or sometimes you even just go eat and watch some tv then run up when its your turn. It just turned her on to have all these nakid boys wanting to fuck her. Didnt really do much for us except that there was a we vagina that wanted to be fucked. and you are all gay if you have a wet vagina in front of you and would not fuck it. And no none of us were getting off on anyone but here. Good friends, comftorable with their sexualities and around eachother. No big deal. Grow up you prudes.
Its awesome fucking the same girl with more men, but only the sexual part of it, I mean a part (and a big part) of me would be thinking 'damn what a slut, what if she has a boyfriend as well, how would he feel while she's getting filled up in all holes by three guys while he's sitting at home missing her, writing poems for her, thinking about her'.
Goddamnit now I make myself a sad panda. I hope you enjoy me being sad. I HOPE YOU FUCKING ENJOY IT BASTARD
no no its ok. she was engaged to one of the guys who was there. THe 4 of us were really good friends but the girl and one of the guys were engaged. So no need to be sad
:/
what? HE WAS THERE, its all good. happy days and all that
this topic is gay.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 17, 2007, 09:04 PM
Its awesome fucking the same girl with more men, but only the sexual part of it, I mean a part (and a big part) of me would be thinking 'damn what a slut, what if she has a boyfriend as well, how would he feel while she's getting filled up in all holes by three guys while he's sitting at home missing her, writing poems for her, thinking about her'.
Goddamnit now I make myself a sad panda. I hope you enjoy me being sad. I HOPE YOU FUCKING ENJOY IT BASTARD
I think i'd get off on that thought to be honest.
thats fucked up
I know, They could have someone else who loves them and is thinking of them, But they're choosing to having orgasmic pleasure with me instead of them.
adultery makes me sick
Wait, wait wait. Yesterday when I was fucking my gf hard, I was fantasising about her having fucked people from her work earlier that day. She would never do such a thing as far as I'm aware, but why the fuck was I fantasising about that? It gave me an incredible boner though.
I dont know but that would depress the shit out of me and turn me off real quick. Guess you are like my friend who let us fuck his gf
Because we're human man, We all think of the most fucked up shit at times.
Oh wow, sick sad little world.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 09:19 PM
I dont know but that would depress the shit out of me and turn me off real quick. Guess you are like my friend who let us fuck his gf
I'm pretty positive that is not the case man. Dont worry Im not offended, I just dont think that is the case. I like to think about stuff like that, I would HATE it in reality. Me and my gf are both like that I think. I mean we dont do 'sweet love' sex, we do hot sweaty banging slutty sex. I call her slut during sex, I can hit her ass and face, she wants to choke on my cock, that sorta stuff. Doesnt mean shes a slut in real life. I mean, fuck, Im almost six years in this relationship, if it would still be 'oh honey I love you' 'oh honey I love you too' then fucking each other in one position for five minutes, then done, bam, sleep, it would be boring wouldnt it?
Quote from: rxqueen on Jun 17, 2007, 09:25 PM
Oh wow, sick sad little world.
It's no surprise that in a discussion that deals with certain morality, you come into play with perhaps a judgement that's not entirely constructive to the conversation.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 17, 2007, 09:25 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 09:19 PM
I dont know but that would depress the shit out of me and turn me off real quick. Guess you are like my friend who let us fuck his gf
I'm pretty positive that is not the case man. Dont worry Im not offended, I just dont think that is the case. I like to think about stuff like that, I would HATE it in reality. Me and my gf are both like that I think. I mean we dont do 'sweet love' sex, we do hot sweaty banging slutty sex. I call her slut during sex, I can hit her ass and face, she wants to choke on my cock, that sorta stuff. Doesnt mean shes a slut in real life. I mean, fuck, Im almost six years in this relationship, if it would still be 'oh honey I love you' 'oh honey I love you too' then fucking each other in one position for five minutes, then done, bam, sleep, it would be boring wouldnt it?
Course it would.
Your playing out your fantasies and it's horny, Your playing out all the things you wouldn't really do with serious thought. Like be a proper slut or someone who likes to insult his girlfriend during sex and actually mean it.
Exactly. I'm not exactly ashamed OR find it weird at all to be honest or else I perhaps wouldnt talk about it here. Im pretty secure about what I do as far as my sexual life goes and I have never seen any downside to the power games and stuff like that that goes on between me and my gf. If anything its for the better. Well, in my and my gf's case anyway. Everyone is different.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 17, 2007, 09:29 PM
Exactly. I'm not exactly ashamed OR find it weird at all to be honest or else I perhaps wouldnt talk about it here. Im pretty secure about what I do as far as my sexual life goes and I have never seen any downside to the power games and stuff like that that goes on between me and my gf. If anything its for the better. Well, in my and my gf's case anyway. Everyone is different.
Dude there is thousands if not millions of people who are the same man.
It's human nature, We can't always control our perverted minds!
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 09:16 PM
adultery makes me sick
yeah..I was the same way. Then I got married.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 08:53 PM
Quote from: devilinside on Jun 17, 2007, 03:54 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 16, 2007, 05:14 AM
tuna fish. Thats why when I am in the field and its been a few months I will get the tuna MRE and take it to the porta john and beat off while sniffing the tuna......good times
You're retarded! You must be with some really nasty bitches if they smell like that. Gross!
I have talked to many many men and we all agree that poon smells like tuna. Get over it.
It's not my fault you and your friends cant pick a clean pussy out.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 17, 2007, 09:25 PM
It's no surprise that in a discussion that deals with certain morality, you come into play with perhaps a judgement that's not entirely constructive to the conversation.
Yeh, and it surely is no surprise that when a girl doesn't dig every sexual preferences and says her opinion she gets stamped as prude and there's no single person that would think of this as a judgement. I don't care what others do in bed as long as everyone involved is fine with this situation. Doesn't change my point of view though..
I love how people like to play the nice person in real life. "Oh I have a wife and three kids, we have a beautiful house and a dogs and after work I go and fuck a whore after she pissed in my mouth." Sure, everybody has their secrets when it comes to bed stories, but we live in a fucked up world and hearing a girl gets fucked by four dudeds, her fiance involved, yeh.. pretty much leaves me speechless.
Quote from: rxqueen on Jun 17, 2007, 10:02 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 17, 2007, 09:25 PM
It's no surprise that in a discussion that deals with certain morality, you come into play with perhaps a judgement that's not entirely constructive to the conversation.
Yeh, and it surely is no surprise that when a girl doesn't dig every sexual preferences and says her opinion she gets stamped as prude and there's no single person that would think of this as a judgement. I don't care what others do in bed as long as everyone involved is fine with this situation. Doesn't change my point of view though..
I love how people like to play the nice person in real life. "Oh I have a wife and three kids, we have a beautiful house and a dogs and after work I go and fuck a whore after she pissed in my mouth." Sure, everybody has their secrets when it comes to bed stories, but we live in a fucked up world and hearing a girl gets fucked by four dudeds, her fiance involved, yeh.. pretty much leaves me speechless.
See, thats contributing to the discussion. I wasnt slammin on your opinion, I was slammin on the fact you just didnt say anything at all.
Because I was speechless.
Ahh well, Life goes on as they say.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 17, 2007, 09:25 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 09:19 PM
I dont know but that would depress the shit out of me and turn me off real quick. Guess you are like my friend who let us fuck his gf
I'm pretty positive that is not the case man. Dont worry Im not offended, I just dont think that is the case. I like to think about stuff like that, I would HATE it in reality. Me and my gf are both like that I think. I mean we dont do 'sweet love' sex, we do hot sweaty banging slutty sex. I call her slut during sex, I can hit her ass and face, she wants to choke on my cock, that sorta stuff. Doesnt mean shes a slut in real life. I mean, fuck, Im almost six years in this relationship, if it would still be 'oh honey I love you' 'oh honey I love you too' then fucking each other in one position for five minutes, then done, bam, sleep, it would be boring wouldnt it?
Oh I am all for acting out fantasies. And I see your point. But thinking of my GF being with anyone else would not ever turn me on. Maybe its because my mom cheated on my dad like it was cool and I saw how all of that went down. But I am just not into that at all.
And dont worry, I am never worried that I offend anyone
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adultery makes me sick
yeah..I was the same way. Then I got married.
Dam :( that is not very encouraging
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tuna fish. Thats why when I am in the field and its been a few months I will get the tuna MRE and take it to the porta john and beat off while sniffing the tuna......good times
You're retarded! You must be with some really nasty bitches if they smell like that. Gross!
I have talked to many many men and we all agree that poon smells like tuna. Get over it.
It's not my fault you and your friends cant pick a clean pussy out.
Hey the amount of pussy I have had along with the massive amount of guys I have talked to and the amount of pussy they have had is totally against you here kelly. ANd I am saying its like opening a can of tuna. I mean most girls are pretty clean and its only a slight hint of the smell (in a very good way) but its just a fact. But hey if you really feel this strong about it we could always meet up and I could stick my head in your vagina and after......20-30 min I could let you know........
Quote from: rxqueen on Jun 17, 2007, 10:02 PM
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 17, 2007, 09:25 PM
It's no surprise that in a discussion that deals with certain morality, you come into play with perhaps a judgement that's not entirely constructive to the conversation.
Yeh, and it surely is no surprise that when a girl doesn't dig every sexual preferences and says her opinion she gets stamped as prude and there's no single person that would think of this as a judgement. I don't care what others do in bed as long as everyone involved is fine with this situation. Doesn't change my point of view though..
I love how people like to play the nice person in real life. "Oh I have a wife and three kids, we have a beautiful house and a dogs and after work I go and fuck a whore after she pissed in my mouth." Sure, everybody has their secrets when it comes to bed stories, but we live in a fucked up world and hearing a girl gets fucked by four dudeds, her fiance involved, yeh.. pretty much leaves me speechless.
There is such thing as being prude though. Thats for dam sure.
And yeah. Whores are great. Thanks for helping me re-live the experience
But to get it straight. There were only 3 guys. Not 4. And one of the 3 was her fiance. So you can now have speech again.......>BUt if you really wana hear the fucked up part he fucked her little sister a few times. And she was not cool with that. But she forgave him. MULTIPLE times. Now theres the part that blows me away
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adultery makes me sick
yeah..I was the same way. Then I got married.
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tuna fish. Thats why when I am in the field and its been a few months I will get the tuna MRE and take it to the porta john and beat off while sniffing the tuna......good times
You're retarded! You must be with some really nasty bitches if they smell like that. Gross!
I have talked to many many men and we all agree that poon smells like tuna. Get over it.
It's not my fault you and your friends cant pick a clean pussy out.
Hey the amount of pussy I have had along with the massive amount of guys I have talked to and the amount of pussy they have had is totally against you here kelly. ANd I am saying its like opening a can of tuna. I mean most girls are pretty clean and its only a slight hint of the smell (in a very good way) but its just a fact. But hey if you really feel this strong about it we could always meet up and I could stick my head in your vagina and after......20-30 min I could let you know........
LMFAO! Just take my word,not all of us smell that way.
no really you do. Actually the only girl I have ever been with that did not smell like that was korean. So maybe you have a point. But every white, mexican, indian, and black girl I have been with smelled like tuna. I have not been with enough asians to comment on if she was just a freak or not. I know a lot of it has to do with if you shave or not and how active you are. But its just the smell of skin on skin kelly. It just smells a lot like Tuna. I know if I go for a few days without showering out in the field it smells close to tuna in my genitle region too. Sure if you shower all the time and all that you will smell good. But eventually I will get you sweaty enough to where you gota let some sort of smell out. ANd like I said. Its a good smell
in summary, you're all filthy animals and you stink.
lol
GOOOOOOOOD!!!! Quit arguing with me! I'm right,you're wrong!
nope. I am pretty positive I have played with more vaginas than you. Thus I would know better
You must delve into a shit load of dirty pussy.
Most probably Afghan pussy LOL
I have not been to afghanistan yet dumb ass
and how would that be funny anyways?
You fuck something that dirty shit comes out of.....why are you laughing
HAHAHA
I'm laughing cause it's 3 in the morning and i'm not trying to make sense, Just laughing at your exspense! ;)
k
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 18, 2007, 01:35 AM
You must delve into a shit load of dirty pussy.
Most probably Afghan pussy LOL
Are you trying to say that Afghans are dirty? I believe that would be classed as a racist remark.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 18, 2007, 01:37 AM
You fuck something that dirty shit comes out of
this reply works for everything mr. liam has to say. ever.
lol
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Quote from: Variable on Jun 18, 2007, 01:37 AM
You fuck something that dirty shit comes out of
this reply works for everything mr. liam has to say. ever.
Coming from someone who is gay aswell? don't be a tit.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 18, 2007, 01:57 AM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 18, 2007, 01:35 AM
You must delve into a shit load of dirty pussy.
Most probably Afghan pussy LOL
Are you trying to say that Afghans are dirty? I believe that would be classed as a racist remark.
Yeah it probably was, oh well.
Let me just grab my anti-afghan patch for my arm.
Afgans have sand in their pussy.
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Quote from: tarkil on Jun 17, 2007, 02:40 PM
I'm french, so I win... no way you can beat that dude.... :)
Do you know what "Daitro" means? and "Des Cendres, Je Me Consumme" ?
I don't know "daitro" actually, but "Des Cendres, Je Me Consume" could be translated by "Ashes, I am consuming myself"...
Why those questions ?
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The french got a word for the overall smell/taste of a woman, her body smell/taste and the stuff she washes it with, her pussy, everything. I think its nice they have a word for that. I think its important that the overall smell/taste of a woman is delicious.
Actually no, we don't have...
According to some movie I don't remember the name (or storyline) of, you do.
So, I win.
I'm french, so I win... no way you can beat that dude.... :)
No, you're French, so you lose, I win. I mean, c'mon, you're French. Heh.
Hah !
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Quote from: tarkil on Jun 17, 2007, 02:40 PM
I'm french, so I win... no way you can beat that dude.... :)
Do you know what "Daitro" means? and "Des Cendres, Je Me Consumme" ?
I don't know "daitro" actually, but "Des Cendres, Je Me Consume" could be translated by "Ashes, I am consuming myself"...
Why those questions ?
Daïtro is a french band that I really love. And Des Cendres... is an album title. :)
I always wonder if 30 years down the road I'll magically be attracted to old, stinky rimpled pussies or if I'll still crave for young, fresh teenage pussies. I mean, I hope its going to be the first one or else I'll be in jail no time.
Quote from: superbear on Jun 18, 2007, 08:14 AM
Afgans have sand in their pussy.
you should probably at least touch your first pussy before you go talking about any pussy
@Trey.. yep, that's sad. Makes me even more speechless. But who's the real bitch in this is this sister. God, how can someone be that fucked up. I can't even feel attracted to guys my sitster dates. Unwritten law.
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 18, 2007, 03:58 PM
I always wonder if 30 years down the road I'll magically be attracted to old, stinky rimpled pussies or if I'll still crave for young, fresh teenage pussies. I mean, I hope its going to be the first one or else I'll be in jail no time.
I have these short shorts Moz. And I swear everytime I wear them at least one old (and I mean really old!) dude pokes a dumb saying at me. It's frustrating.
pictures or you're lying
Awesome sig!
Quote from: lithium royalty on Jun 18, 2007, 08:00 PM
pictures or you're lying
I've acutally posted pics in those shorts before... You should be more aware of what goes on in the pic thread. :P
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/rxqueen-oneweak/grnblau.jpg)
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 18, 2007, 03:58 PM
I always wonder if 30 years down the road I'll magically be attracted to old, stinky rimpled pussies or if I'll still crave for young, fresh teenage pussies. I mean, I hope its going to be the first one or else I'll be in jail no time.
Sexual attraction doesn't change. It's usually locked by the age of 16. If you dig 17 year old chicks now, you will when you're 90. Most people repress it for socially taboo reasons.
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Quote from: lithium royalty on Jun 18, 2007, 08:00 PM
pictures or you're lying
I've acutally posted pics in those shorts before... You should be more aware of what goes on in the pic thread. :P
Quote from: rxqueen on Jun 10, 2007, 11:48 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/rxqueen-oneweak/grnblau.jpg)
Delicious. :P
I care not for the flesh...nope..not at all. Fuck secks.
Quote from: Sam on Jun 18, 2007, 09:20 PM
I care not for the flesh...nope..not at all. Fuck secks.
I love you, Sam. :)
I love Sam too.
Score!
^^^fags
Quote from: rxqueen on Jun 18, 2007, 07:45 PM
@Trey.. yep, that's sad. Makes me even more speechless. But who's the real bitch in this is this sister. God, how can someone be that fucked up. I can't even feel attracted to guys my sitster dates. Unwritten law.
Yeah in reality he is a pretty good guy and loved her more than anything I have ever seen him love anything. BUt for some stupid ass reason he though it would be ok to fucker her sister. Then he got caught but all was forgiven. Then he did it again, got caught again. And it was pretty dam bitter but forgiven. Then he did it like 8 more times and got caught and she finally had enough. And now he is all up in arms because she is dating his best friend (one of the 3 of us who would gang bang her) or old best friend anyways. And its like.....dude, I can see why you are upset. BUT YOU FUCKED HER SISTER DUMB ASS! and hes all sad and wants to die and all of that because he cant live without her and all of that. BUT HE FUCKER HER FUCKING LITTLE SLUTTY SISTER! I didnt even fuck her little sister out of respect for her. I mean geez.......sorry, guess I had to let that out
:)
he was so shocked about the break up and taht she was dating his friend that he actually went AWAL or UA from the navy to go home and confront it. Stupid ass. Is going to get in a lot of trouble
I believe in karma. And you get back everything you give and shit like that. See, karma got him..
I dont actually believe in karma. But I act like I do. I am a pretty straight edge guy when it comes to it. I would never steal or vadalize or randomly hurt someone or anything like that because I guess deep down I do believe it will come back. But also the whole "treat others as you would have them treat you"thing really stuck with me. I know what its like to be stolen from, and fuck that. So I wont do it to anyone else
Quote from: rxqueen on Jun 19, 2007, 12:08 AM
I believe in karma. And you get back everything you give and shit like that. See, karma got him..
I like to think Karma is real but Trey is still alive posting in these threads.. so it obviously doesn't work.
good point
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 19, 2007, 06:27 AM
Quote from: rxqueen on Jun 19, 2007, 12:08 AM
I believe in karma. And you get back everything you give and shit like that. See, karma got him..
I like to think Karma is real but Trey is still alive posting in these threads.. so it obviously doesn't work.
AHAHAHA!
:) you all love me and you know it
Karma karma karam karma karma kameleon. Come and go. Come and gohoho.
are you ok moz?
Quote from: Moz La Punk on Jun 19, 2007, 03:26 PM
Karma karma karam karma karma kameleon. Come and go. Come and gohoho.
Blatant gay.
Lol Subliminal, that's like a black dude saying "Nigga"
Quote from: Sam on Jun 19, 2007, 04:59 PM
Lol Subliminal, that's like a black dude saying "Nigga"
Well it's sung by a gay guy and a guy is singing it, So therefore he is GAY!! haha
I think I was the first to recognize mozs homosexuality
i think you should all get together and finally butt fuck for once and for all while you all keep on your 3rd week of sitting on your computers talking about it. your in the closet. get out.
that is a trademark thing that I would say. Get your own material fake noob
you already took notes from the master of this whole board for more then 2 years.
Looks like Trey is now talking to himself through a different account..
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 20, 2007, 08:14 AM
Looks like Trey is now talking to himself through a different account..
Really?
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 20, 2007, 08:14 AM
Looks like Trey is now talking to himself through a different account..
Why would he want to make a fool out of himself through another account?
Fuck knows, But why some random new user targets Trey straight away, starts their sentences without a capital letter and pretty much says the same shit, is beyond me.
It looks like it to me, But hey i'm probably wrong.. cause i always am, right?
The other one is SMALLPENIS27... For sure...
It's ATF yeah, it's got his style all over it.
Quote from: WetPunaniOvenBaked on Jun 20, 2007, 02:56 AM
you already took notes from the master of this whole board for more then 2 years.
I have not even been on this board a year yet. And no, you are not the master. You are more like that handicapped kid in school that everyone let run with the ball for a while because they felt sorry for him.
Quote from: pissedandpierced on Jun 20, 2007, 08:37 AM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 20, 2007, 08:14 AM
Looks like Trey is now talking to himself through a different account..
Really?
no
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 20, 2007, 08:54 AM
Fuck knows, But why some random new user targets Trey straight away, starts their sentences without a capital letter and pretty much says the same shit, is beyond me.
It looks like it to me, But hey i'm probably wrong.. cause i always am, right?
yes liam, as usual you are wrong. Its just some sad little man who wishes he was me. maybe we should feel sorry for him
Quote from: Variable on Jun 17, 2007, 12:51 AM
check on the 3 sum. No orgys. well kind of an orgy. I had a real close group of friends (3 guys 1 girl) and one time we all fucked her at the same time. But none of the guys were touching eachother so I dont really think that counts as an orgy. But I have had 2 legit 3 sums.
no orgys here either
a few 3sums for sure. 2 girls & myself. interesting times those were. livin the dream
yeah I mean it was ok. I kind of like just having one girl more though. Just one girl to dominate and work on. but a change is always nice
Why do you like the idea of dominating a woman?
Because women live to be dominated..
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:54 PM
Why do you like the idea of dominating a woman?
well I mean im pretty much down for anything in bed. And I have nothing wrong with being dominated by a woman if that's what she wants. But I usually find that women like to be dominated. They like an aggressive man who just goes for it. and when it happens they like the man to be in control. Obviously no all women are the same. But that sums up the majority that I have been with.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
Says Religion.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
I think you took the usage of dominated wrong. I certainly respect the women in my life very much. Just sometimes in the heat of sex that's the way things go. In now way am I trying to dominate their lives though.
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 10:59 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
Says Religion.
That depends on your interpretation of the religion.
liam is anti all religion without hardly knowing anything about them
Quote from: Variable on Jun 21, 2007, 11:01 PM
liam is anti all religion without hardly knowing anything about them
Dude, Even if i really didn't know nothing about them, I wouldn't need to know much to know that being an Atheist isn't ignorant.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
I thought you were a virgin? If that was the case,how could you know you don't like being dominated during sex?
Damn that's some freak shit!
Quote from: devilinside on Jun 21, 2007, 11:03 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
I thought you were a virgin? If that was the case,how could you know you don't like being dominated during sex?
hahaha
I'm sure Zara will only give blow jobs with condoms. ;)
That would suck.
(no pun intended)
Quote from: Variable on Jun 21, 2007, 11:01 PM
liam is anti all religion without hardly knowing anything about them
Hmmm. I'm not saying this about you Liam, because I don't know your full views or the basis for them, but people who criticise things they don't know anything about really irritate me. Unfortunately they also tend to be the type of people who refuse to be educated too, because increased knowledge brings too many questions and therefore too much confusion. It's easier to be ignorant.
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Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
I thought you were a virgin? If that was the case,how could you know you don't like being dominated during sex?
Yes I am a virgin, but the fact that Liam said 'women
live to be dominated' implies that they like to be dominated in all spheres of life, not just during sex.
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Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 10:59 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
Says Religion.
which one?
Sorry, I should of said Christians or Muslims.
There is a vast amount of difference between the cultural practices of some Muslims, and the actual religion of Islam. Unless you've done extensive research into the multitude of rights that Islam gives women and found evidence to the contrary, you have no right to claim that Islam sanctions the dominance of women (presumably by men).
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 11:06 PM
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Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
I thought you were a virgin? If that was the case,how could you know you don't like being dominated during sex?
hahaha
I'm sure Zara will only give blow jobs with condoms. ;)
What are you implying exactly?
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 11:02 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 21, 2007, 11:00 PM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 10:59 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
Says Religion.
which one?
Sorry, I should of said Christians or Muslims.
once again, wrong about christianity. Try again
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 11:09 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 21, 2007, 11:01 PM
liam is anti all religion without hardly knowing anything about them
Hmmm. I'm not saying this about you Liam, because I don't know your full views or the basis for them, but people who criticise things they don't know anything about really irritate me. Unfortunately they also tend to be the type of people who refuse to be educated too, because increased knowledge brings too many questions and therefore too much confusion. It's easier to be ignorant.
Quote from: devilinside on Jun 21, 2007, 11:03 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
I thought you were a virgin? If that was the case,how could you know you don't like being dominated during sex?
Yes I am a virgin, but the fact that Liam said 'women live to be dominated' implies that they like to be dominated in all spheres of life, not just during sex.
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 11:02 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 21, 2007, 11:00 PM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 10:59 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
Says Religion.
which one?
Sorry, I should of said Christians or Muslims.
There is a vast amount of difference between the cultural practices of some Muslims, and the actual religion of Islam. Unless you've done extensive research into the multitude of rights that Islam gives women and found evidence to the contrary, you have no right to claim that Islam sanctions the dominance of women (presumably by men).
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 11:06 PM
Quote from: devilinside on Jun 21, 2007, 11:03 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
I thought you were a virgin? If that was the case,how could you know you don't like being dominated during sex?
hahaha
I'm sure Zara will only give blow jobs with condoms. ;)
What are you implying exactly?
see liam. Pay attention. I am not the only one who has a problem with you talking so much shit about religion when you dont know shit about it.
and fyi to everyone. I don't really ever talk about Islam because I dont know much about it at all. So if I ever defend christianity and dont defend islam its not because I think muslims are crazy devil people. I just dont know enough to talk about it
That's fair enough Trey. I respect a person who can admit their shortcomings and not try to compensate for them by pretending to know everything. I'm Muslim, so if you have any questions I can try to answer them for you.
Trey, You don't know nothing either, I'm not even talking about Religion as far as Zara is concerned.
I'm just trying to say she's a traditional girl...
JESUS CHRIST, LORD IN HEAVEN.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 11:14 PM
That's fair enough Trey. I respect a person who can admit their shortcomings and not try to compensate for them by pretending to know everything. I'm Muslim, so if you have any questions I can try to answer them for you.
ha, holy shit zara. I would love to know every single aspect of the religion. But i suspect that would not happen without me reading the entire Koran and doing a lot of cultural studies first. But im sure one day I will have a simple enough question to talk about online. thanks :)
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 11:18 PM
Trey, You don't know nothing either, I'm not even talking about Religion as far as Zara is concerned.
I'm just trying to say she's a traditional girl...
JESUS CHRIST, LORD IN HEAVEN.
once again, I have no idea what you are talking about
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 11:18 PM
Trey, You don't know nothing either, I'm not even talking about Religion as far as Zara is concerned.
I'm just trying to say she's a traditional girl...
JESUS CHRIST, LORD IN HEAVEN.
Liam, with all due respect you don't know me at all. Why do you think I'm 'traditional'? Because I'm a virgin? That's a completely incorrect assumption. I'm not 'traditional' (as you would define it) at all, and I find that label quite patronising, actually. The reason I'm a virgin is because I've chosen to wait until marriage. That's not because I've been brainwashed into thinking sex is evil or because I'm frigid or whatever. It's just my personal preference. And there is much more to a person than whether they've had sex or not.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 21, 2007, 11:20 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 11:14 PM
That's fair enough Trey. I respect a person who can admit their shortcomings and not try to compensate for them by pretending to know everything. I'm Muslim, so if you have any questions I can try to answer them for you.
ha, holy shit zara. I would love to know every single aspect of the religion. But i suspect that would not happen without me reading the entire Koran and doing a lot of cultural studies first. But im sure one day I will have a simple enough question to talk about online. thanks :)
Well, if you think of a 'simple enough question', you know where to find me.
Man, You and Trey really are perfect for eachother.
I bet if i told you both i eat shit you'd take it seriously.
For someone who lives in Britain Zara, you really don't get my humour. Shame for me.
Quote from: devilinside on Jun 21, 2007, 11:03 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 10:58 PM
Says who?
I certainly don't 'live to be dominated'.
I thought you were a virgin? If that was the case,how could you know you don't like being dominated during sex?
;) Zara will be shocked about the words that come out of her mouth first time she'll have sex. ^^ I was like: hooooly shit, where's the exorcist?!
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 11:26 PM
Man, You and Trey really are perfect for eachother.
I bet if i told you both i eat shit you'd take it seriously.
For someone who lives in Britain Zara, you really don't get my humour. Shame for me.
Without the aid of facial expressions, body language and varying tones of voice, it's pretty difficult to tell when you're trying to be humorous.
And what's with all this 'you and Trey' stuff? Are you forgetting that this is the Internet?
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 11:30 PM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 11:26 PM
Man, You and Trey really are perfect for eachother.
I bet if i told you both i eat shit you'd take it seriously.
For someone who lives in Britain Zara, you really don't get my humour. Shame for me.
And what's with all this 'you and Trey' stuff? Are you forgetting that this is the Internet?
ha, because I said that I though you are pretty and had some fun flirting with you ( or something like that) people think we actually got something going on. sweet
lolz @ the jealousy. looks like ms. juicy fruit turned liam straight.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 21, 2007, 11:37 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 21, 2007, 11:30 PM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 21, 2007, 11:26 PM
Man, You and Trey really are perfect for eachother.
I bet if i told you both i eat shit you'd take it seriously.
For someone who lives in Britain Zara, you really don't get my humour. Shame for me.
And what's with all this 'you and Trey' stuff? Are you forgetting that this is the Internet?
ha, because I said that I though you are pretty and had some fun flirting with you ( or something like that) people think we actually got something going on. sweet
Hmmm... and people used to say that I take things too seriously!
What?
This is so fuckin' funny.
This is rich. Trey and Zaz, hahahahahahaha.
There's no such thing as 'Trey and Zaz'.
Obviously not. That's why it's funny.
Man.. Who put them in slow motion? hahaha
...
...
What?
Well, Zara and Trey are well behind.
Indeed. It must be because we're having cyber-sex on MSN instead of responding to your posts.
Hahahaha, Zara makes me laugh.
Huzzah!
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 22, 2007, 12:19 AM
Well, Zara and Trey are well behind.
no, you just constantly change your intentions to try and not look like an ass. doesn't work.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 22, 2007, 12:31 AM
Indeed. It must be because we're having cyber-sex on MSN instead of responding to your posts.
grrrr baby. Get the cam ready I gota get a blow dryer and some duct tape and I will be ready in 15 ;)
Whoa whoa whoa...blow dryer and duct tape? What the hell are you planning on doing with those?
Knowing Variable, I'm sure it's something as gay as :
(http://outsidein.typepad.com/outsidein/images/ducttapeduo_1.JPG)
I'd rather not know where he plans to plug the blow dryer though...
Hahahaha, you're a crack up.
lmfao ahh man!
Quote from: Variable on Jun 22, 2007, 06:32 AM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 22, 2007, 12:19 AM
Well, Zara and Trey are well behind.
no, you just constantly change your intentions to try and not look like an ass. doesn't work.Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 22, 2007, 12:31 AM
Indeed. It must be because we're having cyber-sex on MSN instead of responding to your posts.
grrrr baby. Get the cam ready I gota get a blow dryer and some duct tape and I will be ready in 15 ;)
What's so intentional about joking of your false internet love with Zara, I'm just pointing out that if it really was all serious, you two are made for eachother because you're exactly the same when you both talk about anything.
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 22, 2007, 08:42 AM
lmfao ahh man!
Quote from: Variable on Jun 22, 2007, 06:32 AM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 22, 2007, 12:19 AM
Well, Zara and Trey are well behind.
no, you just constantly change your intentions to try and not look like an ass. doesn't work.Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 22, 2007, 12:31 AM
Indeed. It must be because we're having cyber-sex on MSN instead of responding to your posts.
grrrr baby. Get the cam ready I gota get a blow dryer and some duct tape and I will be ready in 15 ;)
What's so intentional about joking of your false internet love with Zara, I'm just pointing out that if it really was all serious, you two are made for eachother because you're exactly the same when you both talk about anything.
Yeah, because you can really tell so much about a person's personality from how they are on the Internet. Like I said before, you really don't know anything about me Liam.
I know i don't and i don't really care Zara, If i did, Maybe i'd actually of taken the time to get to know you.
Hence why i'm never serious when it comes to you because of how serious you are with everything i've ever said before.
And exactly like i am with Trey, Anything i ever say to him *apart from the religious arguements* is just pure random bollocks to wind him up and to my amusement, it works everytime.
The only people i ever take seriously are Tarkil, Trav, Kelly, Cyn and anyone who tries not to act like an asshole or a stuck up bitch all the time.
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 22, 2007, 02:28 PM
I know i don't and i don't really care Zara, If i did, Maybe i'd actually of taken the time to get to know you.
Hence why i'm never serious when it comes to you because of how serious you are with everything i've ever said before.
And exactly like i am with Trey, Anything i ever say to him *apart from the religious arguements* is just pure random bollocks to wind him up and to my amusement, it works everytime.
The only people i ever take seriously are Tarkil, Trav, Kelly, Cyn and anyone who tries not to act like an asshole or a stuck up bitch all the time.
You keep making the mistake of writing 'of' instead of 'have'. It should be 'Maybe I'd actually HAVE taken the time to get to know you'.
By the way you're changing the subject, this isn't about whether you
want to get to know me, this is about whether you know me full stop. And you don't. So stop acting like you do.
Anyways I'm off now, I have better things to do with my time than waste every single waking hour of my day on an Internet forum like you Liam. Have a nice afternoon.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 22, 2007, 02:41 PM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 22, 2007, 02:28 PM
I know i don't and i don't really care Zara, If i did, Maybe i'd actually of taken the time to get to know you.
Hence why i'm never serious when it comes to you because of how serious you are with everything i've ever said before.
And exactly like i am with Trey, Anything i ever say to him *apart from the religious arguements* is just pure random bollocks to wind him up and to my amusement, it works everytime.
The only people i ever take seriously are Tarkil, Trav, Kelly, Cyn and anyone who tries not to act like an asshole or a stuck up bitch all the time.
You keep making the mistake of writing 'of' instead of 'have'. It should be 'Maybe I'd actually HAVE taken the time to get to know you'.
By the way you're changing the subject, this isn't about whether you want to get to know me, this is about whether you know me full stop. And you don't. So stop acting like you do.
Anyways I'm off now, I have better things to do with my time than waste every single waking hour of my day on an Internet forum like you Liam. Have a nice afternoon.
less talking, more pictures of yourself
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 22, 2007, 02:41 PM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 22, 2007, 02:28 PM
I know i don't and i don't really care Zara, If i did, Maybe i'd actually of taken the time to get to know you.
Hence why i'm never serious when it comes to you because of how serious you are with everything i've ever said before.
And exactly like i am with Trey, Anything i ever say to him *apart from the religious arguements* is just pure random bollocks to wind him up and to my amusement, it works everytime.
The only people i ever take seriously are Tarkil, Trav, Kelly, Cyn and anyone who tries not to act like an asshole or a stuck up bitch all the time.
You keep making the mistake of writing 'of' instead of 'have'. It should be 'Maybe I'd actually HAVE taken the time to get to know you'.
By the way you're changing the subject, this isn't about whether you want to get to know me, this is about whether you know me full stop. And you don't. So stop acting like you do.
Anyways I'm off now, I have better things to do with my time than waste every single waking hour of my day on an Internet forum like you Liam. Have a nice afternoon.
Fuck off Zara, We all choose to get to know anyone on a forum board or to keep them as just people with an opinion.
Your making an issue out of nothing, yet again..
I don't know you, correct.
do i want to know you?, no.
Am i just taking the piss out of you because i know you get easily wound up on here? yes.
So yeah, enjoy YOUR afternoon. bitch.
I think that in conclusion to all of this. The only thing Liam is actually trying to say. Is that me and zara are two really fucking awesome people and he is glad to know us.
I wish it was that way, But your the only two people who ruin this board for me. always have.
Liam, I'm hardly ever on here, and when I am on here, I hardly ever directly address you in a post. The only person ruining this board for you is you. You're in control of who you allow to bother you.
Oh and Fireal, I posted quite a few pics of myself in the Picture Thread the other day, but they're several pages back now.
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 22, 2007, 05:11 PM
I wish it was that way, But your the only two people who ruin this board for me. always have.
oh shut the fuck up. I can't even count all the times I have gotten on here and seen you talking to someone about how much you wish I would get on. Don't give me some shit about how I ruin the board for you
Yadda yadda yadda, i'll soon add you to ignore aswell.
I doubt that
Done.
::)
yes!
Anyone want to talk about sex? Hello?
Why talk about it when some of us are getting it. ;)
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 23, 2007, 01:16 PM
Why talk about it when some of us are getting it. ;)
true.
Ehm... because this topic is meant for that?
Touche!!!!!!
Yeah...so I haven't gotten sex since like..January. I'm pretty lame, huh.
Aslong as you've had it within the year, It's ok.. over a year is shameful :P
I was on a huge dry streak because of living in okinawa then training. Thank god for leave
I don't really need to have sex, but society tell us we should be getting poon like every fucking day, and I really don't care whether I get some or not..I have my hand and porn.
wish I was like that
Haha, some of us need or more than others.
the only thing I have ever truly been addicted to is sex. anything else I can kick easy
I don't know if i could hack it everyday.
I could, easy. not because im some super sperm having mother fucker. Just because I love it
variable is the biggest rip off since limp bizkit.
and you are the dumbest thing since America decided that John Kerry and George Bush were the best presidential candidates for 2004
I haven't had any since 1987.
I haven't had any since yesterday...
I had sex last night and this morning ... It was awesome !
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 24, 2007, 03:20 AM
I haven't had any since 1987.
you had sex at birth?
Quote from: Variable on Jun 24, 2007, 05:22 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 24, 2007, 03:20 AM
I haven't had any since 1987.
you had sex at birth?
Ugh makes me feel veryyy old. I was 12 in 87.
lol
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 24, 2007, 06:19 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 24, 2007, 05:49 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 24, 2007, 05:22 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 24, 2007, 03:20 AM
I haven't had any since 1987.
you had sex at birth?
Ugh makes me feel veryyy old. I was 12 in 87.
Oh man, I weren't even born then!!
STOP IT!!! Man, ya'll makin me feel like I should find a geriatric board!
maybe you should.
the good news is that you could start doing "mature" porn
Quote from: Variable on Jun 24, 2007, 06:27 PM
maybe you should.
the good news is that you could start doing "mature" porn
Ohhhhh... yer so on my ignore list for that comment. Bastid!
doubt it
Quote from: Variable on Jun 24, 2007, 06:55 PM
doubt it
I'm not stressin.. you still think I'm hot.
told you that you wouldnt do it
Quote from: Variable on Jun 24, 2007, 07:14 PM
told you that you wouldnt do it
Yet you didn't deny the hot part.....
you are too entertaining to really ignore...
denied
lies.
Forget i said that!
I wasn't even conceived!!! hahaha
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 24, 2007, 07:25 PM
Forget i said that!
I wasn't even conceived!!! hahaha
Just keep rubbin it in Liam! Here's a scary thought. I first got laid in 1990. Were you at least conceived then? (please say yes)
hahaha oh yeah, I was born in 1988 ;)
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 24, 2007, 07:30 PM
hahaha oh yeah, I was born in 1988 ;)
WoooOoooT! You were 2 when I first got laid! Scary fuckin thought.
*cries*
Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 24, 2007, 07:24 PM
lies.
true ;)
Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 24, 2007, 07:32 PM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 24, 2007, 07:30 PM
hahaha oh yeah, I was born in 1988 ;)
WoooOoooT! You were 2 when I first got laid! Scary fuckin thought.
*cries*
I was 4 if it makes you feel any better
Quote from: Variable on Jun 24, 2007, 07:41 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 24, 2007, 07:24 PM
lies.
true ;)Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 24, 2007, 07:32 PM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 24, 2007, 07:30 PM
hahaha oh yeah, I was born in 1988 ;)
WoooOoooT! You were 2 when I first got laid! Scary fuckin thought.
*cries*
I was 4 if it makes you feel any better
Thanks for the help Trey.
It's all good. Girls get better with age. True Story.
Whilst you was growing pubes, I was growing teeth ;)
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 24, 2007, 07:59 PM
Whilst you was growing pubes, I was growing teeth ;)
*shakes head*
love you tooo, Liam!
Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 24, 2007, 07:45 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 24, 2007, 07:41 PM
Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 24, 2007, 07:24 PM
lies.
true ;)Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 24, 2007, 07:32 PM
Quote from: Subliminal on Jun 24, 2007, 07:30 PM
hahaha oh yeah, I was born in 1988 ;)
WoooOoooT! You were 2 when I first got laid! Scary fuckin thought.
*cries*
I was 4 if it makes you feel any better
Thanks for the help Trey.
It's all good. Girls get better with age. True Story.
I know from experience
Quote from: Variable on Jun 24, 2007, 05:22 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Jun 24, 2007, 03:20 AM
I haven't had any since 1987.
you had sex at birth?
I believe that would be classed as child/sexual abuse.
i got some this weekend, its been an on-going thing between my sisters friend and i.
That's some very unsettling imagery, man.
Indeed.
you said it not me
Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 24, 2007, 07:45 PM
It's all good. Girls get better with age. True Story.
^5!
i get to see my girl on monday, so you know... yeaaaaah.
what is she like in prison or something?
tit fuckin a big pair of breasts = fun.
Quote from: TheWatcher on Jul 01, 2007, 03:12 AM
tit fuckin a big pair of breasts = fun.
I like me some big boobs...but not if the chick is like...really huge. I can't stand to see her stomach and jowls jigglin' around and shit..that would really turn me off.
Quote from: Variable on Jul 01, 2007, 03:04 AM
what is she like in prison or something?
haha nah, we're both just busy, so we're meeting to get busy, ya dig?
try to put it in her butt
let us know, but take pics to prove it
how many people has everyone slept with?
me: 25 (quarter century mark)
30
we are not counting only blow jobs right?
yea, just BJs don't count. never have never will
Quote from: Hidalgo on Jul 02, 2007, 03:20 AM
how many people has everyone slept with?
me: 25 (quarter century mark)
wow! I can count mine on 2 hands...and it's gonna stay that way.
well im 30 not including hookers, I dont count them. i wana try to get up to 35 before I am off leave
0
How rad am I?!
But seriously, chicks don't dig midgets.
What's wierd is I'm talking to my best friend about me quite possible banging his older sister right now. And he's like all, "Go for it dude" and shit.
It's kinda wierd. I mean... If I had an older sis and my best bud was talking about banging her, I'd fucking kill the douchebag.
do it hosh, and get pics
I'm not taking pics when I lose my virginity...
...that's for every single time after that.
3
2
would u ever try doin a gangbang?
she wont even do anal, im going to guess no
Quote from: Variable on Jul 02, 2007, 08:10 PM
she wont even do anal, im going to guess no
Right. I don't like the judging undertone here Trey.
what's with you trying to send me viruses? i had no idea you hated me that much, geez.
Haha, I had like six viruses on my pc, high time for an anti virus program again. How can you be that dumb to click on a link with me saying: my hottest pics. God..
Haha, funny history btw.
blondie sagte:
show me
blondie sagte:
....show me
blondie sagte:
tease
Emma sagte:
:yosend
Emma sagte:
pssss
blondie sagte:
why is this an scr
Oh and btw, just in case you began to feel special: everyone in my msn got this message.
lol. I think Blondie's a man, baby.
Haha. Or a hardcore lesbian, we'll never know.
If she/he posts a pic of themselves with something written on it proving that he/she is blondie, we will know. :]
Photoshopped. I don't trust brunetty.
Lol, why would she have to photoshop it. I've seen "her" pics on MSN but hell, any guy could get a picture of a hot chick from anywhere. Plus, she doesnt' look butch. She looks really girly, and she hits on you wayyy too much.
'She' just doesn't talk like a she. It could be his girlfriend, but I've seen people on the internet talking shit and stealing pics (also on this board).. nothing could surprise me anymore.
im pretty sure blondie is a guy.
and emma I was not judging you. I actually prefer girls like you usually. I was just stating the obvious.
Ok.
I would rahter marry a girl that has only slept with 2 guys opposed to one that has slept with 30
..and hide the fact that you don't even remember most of the name's of the girls you've fucked? ;)
no im honest with every girl I ever get serious with. And sometimes its a problem. Usually at the beginning. But any girl who dates me long enough will know I am 100% totally addicted to sex. But am extremely loyal at the same time. So they sort of understand and just realize they are the Idol of my eye and get over it after a serious talk and a std test and all that ;) . And I actually made a list about a month ago (thats the only reason I know my number) during a really boring week of training where we were in powerpoint lectures for 12 hours a day. It was the only way I could stay awake. And I knew a lot of their names. Just not all.
oO Really, you really forgot some names. Haha, Trey, you're a slut! What did you write instead "the one with the big boobs, or the blonde that was so good at giving head"? ^^
ha yeah. One is the girl that left me with her red sweat shirt. One is the Chicago doctor girl. One is random army girl, one is seizure girl, one is parking garage girl and one is 4th of july girl.
And yes I am a slut. but I like it
there are a couple on the BJ list I dont remember too. But thats not the same
Wow, I'm kinda shocked by this. We seem to have two very very different ways of life. Btw I've also only kissed the two men I've slept with. ;)
wow. Pretty crazy. I for sure could never remember all the girls I have kissed. But dont act so surprised that we are so different. I think we all knew that ;)
Quote from: rxqueen on Jul 02, 2007, 11:47 PM
Haha, I had like six viruses on my pc, high time for an anti virus program again. How can you be that dumb to click on a link with me saying: my hottest pics. God..
Haha, funny history btw.
blondie sagte:
show me
blondie sagte:
....show me
blondie sagte:
tease
Emma sagte:
:yosend
Emma sagte:
pssss
blondie sagte:
why is this an scr
Oh and btw, just in case you began to feel special: everyone in my msn got this message.
it didn't say hottest pics, it said album. but i'll just block you from now on, thanks.
rude ass.
i remember every girl i've kissed and had sex with, althought theres not too many to remember.
yeah go procreate . Maybe then you will stop popping pills
Quote from: blondie on Jul 03, 2007, 01:54 AM
it didn't say hottest pics, it said album. but i'll just block you from now on, thanks.
rude ass.
You obviously didn't get that it wasn't me sending this 'album', double rude ass.
Quote from: rxqueen on Jul 03, 2007, 06:53 PM
Quote from: blondie on Jul 03, 2007, 01:54 AM
it didn't say hottest pics, it said album. but i'll just block you from now on, thanks.
rude ass.
You obviously didn't get that it wasn't me sending this 'album', double rude ass.
i've never called you dumb or tried to ridicule you seriously. whatever anyway, i don't care.
Strawberry weeks? I didn't try to 'ridicule you seriously', I just thought it was funny. But sweet how you feel caught.
Quote from: rxqueen on Jul 03, 2007, 07:12 PM
Strawberry weeks? I didn't try to 'ridicule you seriously', I just thought it was funny. But sweet how you feel caught.
caught? you're ridiculous.
whatever, i'm done with you.
^^
what does ^^ mean?
It's either horns or this face: ^_^
Hey, why the hell did you add Blondie on MSN but not me?
I'm offended.
Also, your PM box is hella full, dawg.
I added you. Look, I'm online. ;)
no one added me to their MSN ^^
That's because you're a devil child.
my marines do call me devil doc
for all the stuff you're inserting into them, no wonder army boy.
are you stupid? That joke was not even funny and then you call me army boy right after I just said "my marines" christ there are some slow people out there
Quote from: Hidalgo on Jul 02, 2007, 03:20 AM
how many people has everyone slept with?
Quote from: Variable on Jul 02, 2007, 03:24 AM
30
that joke is even worse. except you're referring to your marines.
army boy.
I have actually never had sex with
1- any men (unlike you)
2- any females in the service
so try again
Quote from: Variable on Jul 04, 2007, 12:08 AM
I have actually never had sex with
2- any females in the service
Quote from: Variable on Jul 03, 2007, 12:39 AM
ha yeah. One is the girl that left me with her red sweat shirt. One is the Chicago doctor girl. One is random army girl
That does look like you got me. however she was not actually in the army. I just remember her because her x was in the army and thats why we started talking so thats how I remember her. I cant call you stupid for that one though, it did appear that she was in the army.
Quote from: Variable on Jul 04, 2007, 12:56 AM
That does look like you got me. however she was not actually in the army. I just remember her because her x was in the army and thats why we started talking so thats how I remember her. I cant call you stupid for that one though, it did appear that she was in the army.
Nice save, Trey...
...smooth...
yea that white boy is real smooth. too smooth.
Quote from: Variable on Jul 03, 2007, 05:33 PM
yeah go procreate . Maybe then you will stop popping pills
nah, i'll pop pills then go procreate. 8)
Quote from: You Fail Me on Jul 04, 2007, 08:40 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jul 04, 2007, 12:56 AM
That does look like you got me. however she was not actually in the army. I just remember her because her x was in the army and thats why we started talking so thats how I remember her. I cant call you stupid for that one though, it did appear that she was in the army.
Nice save, Trey...
...smooth...
thanks, but it is the truth
Quote from: why? on Jul 04, 2007, 11:26 AM
Quote from: Variable on Jul 03, 2007, 05:33 PM
yeah go procreate . Maybe then you will stop popping pills
nah, i'll pop pills then go procreate. 8)
medicine at its finest im sure
Yeah, so sex...I came REALLY close to it a few nights ago.
Jesus juwce
QUESTION FOR EVERYONE
how do you people feel about married swingers? do you consider the marriage a joke? or all good? i mean, sittin there & lettin your wife get banged right in front of you by random differnt dudes all the time is bizzare, if you claim you love her(just to bang other dudes girls in exchange for your wife) to me it's just like sellin her . i've been in love, so i know i wouldn't share the girl i loved. what's the point in being married if you're both doing other people? it's not loyal by any means, even if your together
Does the idea not kind of sicken you, but still turn you on at the same time? Some dude just ragging your girl while you watch her enjoy it? I wouldn't get it out and start jerking though, that'd just be weird.
Haha, I think I'd kinda be all over that shit. The scenario, not the dong.
Quote from: srcuello on Jul 26, 2007, 09:17 AM
Banging another dude's hot chick sounds cool. But watching my love get torn up by a 12-inch dong would make me throw up.
well if she's your LOVE, why would it be cool to bang another chick? shouldn't she be more than enough?
call me old fashion
Sex is good right? yeah I like it. It's why were all here. so that works. I like to create. I think I'll have like 27 children. A mothers embryo. Creation. Meaning of it all.
Quote from: ToneDef on Jul 26, 2007, 08:38 AM
Does the idea not kind of sicken you, but still turn you on at the same time? Some dude just ragging your girl while you watch her enjoy it? I wouldn't get it out and start jerking though, that'd just be weird.
No, that does not sound hot at all travis, you fucking weirdo.
Quote from: Hidalgo on Jul 26, 2007, 07:23 AM
QUESTION FOR EVERYONE
how do you people feel about married swingers? do you consider the marriage a joke? or all good? i mean, sittin there & lettin your wife get banged right in front of you by random differnt dudes all the time is bizzare, if you claim you love her(just to bang other dudes girls in exchange for your wife) to me it's just like sellin her . i've been in love, so i know i wouldn't share the girl i loved. what's the point in being married if you're both doing other people? it's not loyal by any means, even if your together
and not that I disagree with you. But I think you are confusing love with sexual intimacy
nah, i don't have it twisted
Raunchy thread, yo
"shocker" looks so fun!
Quote from: Hidalgo on Aug 07, 2007, 01:53 AM
nah, i don't have it twisted
yeah, I really think you do. And its ok and all. But it seems that the emotions you are talking about come more from being posesive of your woman. You like having sex with her, its good and its yours and you like it. and you want no one else to have it because its yours. You want it to be special, because if anyone could have it, and it was not special. Why would you want it? How would it make you feel manly or accomplished at all if anyone at all could just walk up and fuck your chick, how could she even be beautiful to you anymore? So you like the thought of being the only guy. Makes you feel like you got something no one else does. Thats not love. And like I said, there is nothing wrong with that. But its not love
I kind of agree with Hidalgo. I only had this feeling for someone I really love. So yeh, it belongs together (for me).
I think its different for guys and girls. I only had that feeling real strong once. and I though I loved her. for years, now I hate her. Funny how that all works.
Yeh, it's sad how relationships can end up. Really strange how you can love someone with all your heart and when it ends there's just confusion and hate. Not funny. Btw I can remember saying stuff like "I only want you to fuck me" to my partner so it also seems to work the other way round. ;)
well you telling him that you only want him to fuck you is kind of different than " I dont want you to fuck anyone else but me" if you know what I mean? But yeah, fuck girls. Most of you anyways. I know there are some sweethearts out there but dam they are hard to find. Most girls these days suck. Just stupid sluts waiting to be fucked. And of course I give in, because I mean whey not. If I dont someone else will and I will still be witout a good girl, but ill be without a slut too. Just usually i would rather slap them then cum in them. *shurgs* of well
Oo That was the most unlogical stuff I ever read. But I know guys are like that. Oh well, I'm a sweetheart. Problem: I don't want a stupid dick that fucks any girl that wants to get fucked. Oh wait. game over.
ha yeah. See I probably wouldnt go around fucking sluts if I had any faith that I will find a sweet girl. But then of course I know that with every girl I fuck I get further away from finding that girl because they are turned off by man whores like myself. Its all a strange destructive pattern I get in alot. I actually found a pretty sweet girl on leave. And 2 weeks later I left her to come here. go fucking figure
Nobody forces you to make the decisions you make. So obviously you've set your priorities. ;)
breasts are fun
Yea
I like sucking on lollipops.. yet I don't consider them fun.
I feel really awkward sucking on blow pops and them making eye contact with someone.
lmaooo
i just bite them.. its faster
Quote from: White Pwny on Aug 10, 2007, 12:03 AM
I like sucking on lollipops.. yet I don't consider them fun.
LOL!
that made me giggle uber loud.;
haha.. glad I could make ya giggle. :D
shocker!
Quote from: rxqueen on Aug 09, 2007, 11:04 PM
Nobody forces you to make the decisions you make. So obviously you've set your priorities. ;)
I didnt have much of a say in wethere I stayed or not
i need to get laid this week
damn, two days ago... :D
Quote from: lostcancer on Aug 10, 2007, 07:47 PM
i need to get laid this week
or else???
its ok though for all of you who think your sex lives suck. think of me and feel better. I wont be getting laid for at least another 8 months. Unless I resort to gay sex that is
Should I get the Nelson out again or no need ?? ;)
I have no idea what that is
k :
Quote from: Variable on Aug 11, 2007, 06:07 PM
I wont be getting laid for at least another 8 months. Unless I resort to gay sex that is
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Sorry, but you asked for it.... ;)
*bangs head on wall* duh trey. Well now that my brain fart is over....... but yeah, nelson was totally appropriate
i wanna hear that bed rock!
I bet you're one of those people whos whole life has been told they were very special by everyone, but never really knew why
Quote from: Variable on Aug 09, 2007, 10:29 PM
Quote from: Hidalgo on Aug 07, 2007, 01:53 AM
nah, i don't have it twisted
yeah, I really think you do. And its ok and all. But it seems that the emotions you are talking about come more from being posesive of your woman. You like having sex with her, its good and its yours and you like it. and you want no one else to have it because its yours. You want it to be special, because if anyone could have it, and it was not special. Why would you want it? How would it make you feel manly or accomplished at all if anyone at all could just walk up and fuck your chick, how could she even be beautiful to you anymore? So you like the thought of being the only guy. Makes you feel like you got something no one else does. Thats not love. And like I said, there is nothing wrong with that. But its not love
so, love is lettin any guy do her? come on, part of love is being loyal to eachother only. and gladly wanting it that way
no I never said love is letting her get fucked by other people. Dont put words into my mouth. If I was talking about love, I would not be talking about sex at all. Marital Love is a commitment, not an act of sexual pleasure, and not a feeling
well that's cool, just don't put words in my mouth either, like i'm just possesive, & it's not love
i think i know when i'm in love (right now single, but have been in love, & i know i wouldn't wanna bang other girls in front of her/at all, or have her bangin other guys). seems so wrong, that's why i asked the question, what does everyone think of married swingers? consider the marriage a joke? or not?
my answer: yes, it's a joke. i mean how can they take eachother seriously when they say they love eachother, when the night before they were swappin eachother for different people to screw? why aren't they enough for eachother? especailly being married. like i said, call me old fashion
Quote from: Variable on Aug 12, 2007, 04:58 AM
I bet you're one of those people whos whole life has been told they were very special by everyone, but never really knew why
Bahahahaha
its a matter of how you are raised I supposed. Core beliefs. Some people were not raised to believe monogamy is necessary. And I think most of the married people on this board can agree that after 10 or so years of marriage the sex may get old. Maybe you want to fuck someone else. And maybe they see it that if the man or woman they love wants pleasure, they should let them have it. After all would you really love the person if you denied them pleasure? They can still love each other, be happy for each other. After all sex is just a physical act. Intimacy on a level of a man and a woman being committed with their lives for many years is probably much stronger than an orgasm. And since in their core beliefs they see nothing wrong with promiscuity, fuck it right. They will still wake up next to each other, cry on each others shoulders, raise children together, and grow old together.
Now is that the kind of relationship I want or believe in? Hell no. but im just trying to think from the other point of view. You can see how that might work?
All I can say is, if I ever marry someone, I sure as hell wouldn't go round having sex with other chicks and would be unbelievably crushed if I learned she did. If she did though, I definately wouldn't want to know. Ignorance is bliss.
bullet to the head and move on hosh, fuck being a chump
Quote from: You Fail Me on Aug 12, 2007, 10:28 AM
All I can say is, if I ever marry someone, I sure as hell wouldn't go round having sex with other chicks and would be unbelievably crushed if I learned she did. If she did though, I definately wouldn't want to know. Ignorance is bliss.
You'd want to know man. You'd want to know.
im single now...sadly.
which means i have to hunt for pussy again, which sucks! ...now i have to resort to beating off in the shower...which i used to have sex in...now im whacking off in the shower...like a loser...like Tom Cruise
religion without sex wont work out
sex without religion will work out
dmans, that's crazier with every post...
I'm wondering if you're not even stupider than atf27...
At least you're not bragging...
the problem is that you can tell how hard he is trying
anyone ever had twins before?
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i hit the one on the left at the beginning of the summer and the one on the right last weekend. i'm trying to get them to do a threesome, that'd be awesome, but one of em is moving to virginia :(
Damn, good job bro... Tell me more, how did that happen ? Do they know that you banged both of them ?
i dunno, i banged the first one at my buddy's place when he was gone, haha. the other one just sorta happened at a party, i didn't even know she wanted to get down. we've been friends for a year or so, but my game takes time to do work, i guess. the one on the right knows i've had sex with both of them, but the other one isn't supposed to know haha. the only other person to do it is my roommate, actually; and he like dated both of them in high school.
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Aug 24, 2007, 05:46 AM
anyone ever had twins before?
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i hit the one on the left at the beginning of the summer and the one on the right last weekend. i'm trying to get them to do a threesome, that'd be awesome, but one of em is moving to virginia :(
good luck man those 2 girls are cute!
Those looks like 2 guys with wigs, you're not even gonna get aids with those feos, your just gonna put your dick in and it's going to explode.
Bewbs...
Nice story though...
hewj bewbs dewd. they're fucking crazy, though, really tough to be around clothed.
i don' t know about what this topic is.. but i read the name of it.. sexxx... mmmm heh i like sex... everybody does... aint so
No...
not at all
Sex? Grody.
I'm addicted to it.
Yeah, I lost my virginity a few weeks ago.
Quote from: ChickdelaLynch on Sep 12, 2007, 09:03 PM
Yeah, I lost my virginity a few weeks ago.
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Quote from: ChickdelaLynch on Sep 12, 2007, 09:03 PM
Yeah, I lost my virginity a few weeks ago.
i remember losing my virginity
that was probably one of the best cries ive had in ages.
I had sex last weekend for the first time in a couple years. It's overrated. Foreplay kicks ass though.
Quote from: Fireal1222 on Sep 13, 2007, 12:56 AM
Quote from: ChickdelaLynch on Sep 12, 2007, 09:03 PM
Yeah, I lost my virginity a few weeks ago.
i remember losing my virginity
that was probably one of the best cries ive had in ages.
yeah, dude, i would've cried too if i had lost my virginity to my dog.
last few times i've had sex I've been too fucking drunk.... it's really not enjoyable.
Quote from: aenemic on Sep 13, 2007, 02:04 AM
last few times i've had sex I've been too fucking drunk.... it's really not enjoyable.
True....
I had sex with that japanese girl while in Tokyo, damn they know how to do their things, that's crazy...
I can swear that's not overrated....
Sex while drunk doesnt work. no no no , thats a bad idea.
sex while stoned is awsome though...
i was with a girl last weekend who told me she was bisexual...then out of the blue she tells me which of the guys around us she had slept with, and i was fuckin shocked! i couldnt say another word all night. Needless to say, i wont be seeing her again.
Quote from: alvarezbassist17 on Sep 13, 2007, 02:02 AM
Quote from: Fireal1222 on Sep 13, 2007, 12:56 AM
Quote from: ChickdelaLynch on Sep 12, 2007, 09:03 PM
Yeah, I lost my virginity a few weeks ago.
i remember losing my virginity
that was probably one of the best cries ive had in ages.
yeah, dude, i would've cried too if i had lost my virginity to my dog.
yeah. good thing it was your pet turtle "waldo" that you lost your virginity to
I still have mine, yay for me.
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Sep 13, 2007, 07:23 AM
Sex while drunk doesnt work. no no no , thats a bad idea.
sex while stoned is awsome though...
i was with a girl last weekend who told me she was bisexual...then out of the blue she tells me which of the guys around us she had slept with, and i was fuckin shocked! i couldnt say another word all night. Needless to say, i wont be seeing her again.
Speak for yourself,it fucking RAWKS!
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.
If that's a problem, you can still come to visit me in Hong Kong.... :)
Quote from: tarkil on Sep 14, 2007, 03:33 AM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.
If that's a problem, you can still come to visit me in Hong Kong.... :)
haha ;D
Quote from: devilinside on Sep 13, 2007, 10:46 PM
Quote from: Jizzlobber on Sep 13, 2007, 07:23 AM
Sex while drunk doesnt work. no no no , thats a bad idea.
sex while stoned is awsome though...
i was with a girl last weekend who told me she was bisexual...then out of the blue she tells me which of the guys around us she had slept with, and i was fuckin shocked! i couldnt say another word all night. Needless to say, i wont be seeing her again.
Speak for yourself,it fucking RAWKS!
it does for the girl, but try keeping a boner and your food down at the same time, makes it so hard to get off. not that i'm gonna stop doing it or anything, it is of course the easiest way to get some.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.
prrrrr,. kitty. prrrrrr
Quote from: tarkil on Sep 14, 2007, 03:33 AM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.
If that's a problem, you can still come to visit me in Hong Kong.... :)
Haha thanks for the offer, that's very charitable of you, but I'm pretty sure I don't need to travel as far as Hong Kong for meaningless sex.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 15, 2007, 03:03 AM
Quote from: tarkil on Sep 14, 2007, 03:33 AM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.
If that's a problem, you can still come to visit me in Hong Kong.... :)
Haha thanks for the offer, that's very charitable of you, but I'm pretty sure I don't need to travel as far as Hong Kong for meaningless sex.
when she can come to sweden and have some meaningful sex instead, of course ;)
heh, i just send the girl i was dating the past 2 weeks a message with pics of about 15 girls i've been with, all way prettier than her. tellin her she's not even in the top 20 of 26 looks wise, & she's not
i never do mean stuff like that, but damn, she got all bitchy on the phone actin like a badass(i was nothin but nice always), so knocked off the high horse
Quote from: Hidalgo on Sep 15, 2007, 05:30 PM
heh, i just send the girl i was dating the past 2 weeks a message with pics of about 15 girls i've been with, all way prettier than her. tellin her she's not even in the top 20 of 26 looks wise, & she's not
i never do mean stuff like that, but damn, she got all bitchy on the phone actin like a badass(i was nothin but nice always), so knocked off the high horse
Haha... Funny... But expect no pussy from her again!!! =o)
Quote from: Hidalgo on Sep 15, 2007, 05:30 PM
heh, i just send the girl i was dating the past 2 weeks a message with pics of about 15 girls i've been with, all way prettier than her. tellin her she's not even in the top 20 of 26 looks wise, & she's not
i never do mean stuff like that, but damn, she got all bitchy on the phone actin like a badass(i was nothin but nice always), so knocked off the high horse
That's actually a really cruel thing to do, and as long as she doesn't have self-esteem issues I'm sure she realises that for you to go out of your way to try to hurt her pride by showcasing your exes, all it's demonstrating is the fact that she gets to you. You wouldn't have gone out of your way to do that unless she bothers you, which means you still care even though I'm sure you deny that even to yourself.
And besides, when it comes to a relationship, the personality is way more important than the looks. If you've 'been through' 15 girls I think it's safe to say they had pretty shitty personalities, which instantly makes a person less attractive anyway. Maybe you should stop treating women like commodities to be shown off with, and instead like individual human beings with their own positive and negative attributes. If I were her I would be extremely relieved I was no longer romantically-involved with the type of guy who sends emails of girls he has dated to try to prove he is capable of obtaining more attractive women. It shows a vast amount of insecurity and a lack of respect for women in general.
At the moment, I am so not in the mood.............
Ouch
Also, a girl could have the greatest personality ever.. Like tick every box in that department and get on so well with me..
But if she ain't fit then I ain't going there. Call it shallow or whatever the fuck, but if I gotta be bangin' it every night for the rest of my life then she's gotta look good.
smokin a post night full of sex cig.
cool ^^
Quote from: ToneDef on Sep 16, 2007, 01:44 PM
Ouch
Also, a girl could have the greatest personality ever.. Like tick every box in that department and get on so well with me..
But if she ain't fit then I ain't going there. Call it shallow or whatever the fuck, but if I gotta be bangin' it every night for the rest of my life then she's gotta look good.
If you two were right for each other and it meant that much to you I think you could suggest to her going to the gym.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 15, 2007, 03:03 AM
Quote from: tarkil on Sep 14, 2007, 03:33 AM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 13, 2007, 04:10 PM
I still have mine, yay for me.
If that's a problem, you can still come to visit me in Hong Kong.... :)
Haha thanks for the offer, that's very charitable of you, but I'm pretty sure I don't need to travel as far as Hong Kong for meaningless sex.
Humour dear, humour... * sigh *
Quote from: ToneDef on Sep 16, 2007, 01:44 PM
Ouch
Also, a girl could have the greatest personality ever.. Like tick every box in that department and get on so well with me..
But if she ain't fit then I ain't going there. Call it shallow or whatever the fuck, but if I gotta be bangin' it every night for the rest of my life then she's gotta look good.
I have to agree with that...
I hope tommorrow will not be a failure like the last time... yay...
Quote from: yoda on mars on Sep 17, 2007, 07:17 PM
I hope tommorrow will not be a failure like the last time... yay...
Psssst :
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Quote from: tarkil on Sep 18, 2007, 03:13 AM
Quote from: yoda on mars on Sep 17, 2007, 07:17 PM
I hope tommorrow will not be a failure like the last time... yay...
Psssst :
(http://www.steroidstation.com/p_images/viagra.gif)
Hahahaha, no I don't mean THE problem :D
A lot of pressure lately, and every attempt to make a day end amazingly cool is wasted.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 16, 2007, 01:15 PM
Quote from: Hidalgo on Sep 15, 2007, 05:30 PM
heh, i just send the girl i was dating the past 2 weeks a message with pics of about 15 girls i've been with, all way prettier than her. tellin her she's not even in the top 20 of 26 looks wise, & she's not
i never do mean stuff like that, but damn, she got all bitchy on the phone actin like a badass(i was nothin but nice always), so knocked off the high horse
That's actually a really cruel thing to do, and as long as she doesn't have self-esteem issues I'm sure she realises that for you to go out of your way to try to hurt her pride by showcasing your exes, all it's demonstrating is the fact that she gets to you. You wouldn't have gone out of your way to do that unless she bothers you, which means you still care even though I'm sure you deny that even to yourself.
And besides, when it comes to a relationship, the personality is way more important than the looks. If you've 'been through' 15 girls I think it's safe to say they had pretty shitty personalities, which instantly makes a person less attractive anyway. Maybe you should stop treating women like commodities to be shown off with, and instead like individual human beings with their own positive and negative attributes. If I were her I would be extremely relieved I was no longer romantically-involved with the type of guy who sends emails of girls he has dated to try to prove he is capable of obtaining more attractive women. It shows a vast amount of insecurity and a lack of respect for women in general.
i've been through 26 girls, & i told her she wasn't even top 20 in looks. but... ehh, you're way off base. she basically ended it with me out of nowhere(well i dunno, that's how i took it, she was being a total bitch for no reason), & acted like a badass, when we always got along & i was nice to her. she didn't officially end it, so i did. so out of character, i did something mean, just to show her she aint shit to me either. and she wasn't, why should she be, it was 2 weeks, & she came at me like that? hah cool, peace out.
like i said, way out of character for me(i'm really nice to my gfs actually), but if people wanna be bitches, i can get pretty nasty too. i don't always like lettin people think they got something on me. the last laugh if you will
Quote from: defskull on Sep 16, 2007, 06:32 PM
Quote from: ToneDef on Sep 16, 2007, 01:44 PM
Ouch
Also, a girl could have the greatest personality ever.. Like tick every box in that department and get on so well with me..
But if she ain't fit then I ain't going there. Call it shallow or whatever the fuck, but if I gotta be bangin' it every night for the rest of my life then she's gotta look good.
If you two were right for each other and it meant that much to you I think you could suggest to her going to the gym.
hah, i bet most girls would be super pissed to hear that
get yo stank ass down ta'gym ho
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 06:00 PM
get yo stank ass down ta'gym ho
LOL.. that will definately get ya laid. =o)
Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 07:34 PM
Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.
Yer so odd. It's strangely nice. =o) funny guy.
dont say that it scares me
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 07:34 PM
Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.
Which episode of ATHF is that?
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 10:20 PM
dont say that it scares me
Be afraid you identity thief!
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 27, 2007, 10:21 PM
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 07:34 PM
Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.
Which episode of ATHF is that?
the long one.
lol
Quote from: samson simpson on Sep 27, 2007, 11:51 PM
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 27, 2007, 10:21 PM
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Sep 27, 2007, 07:34 PM
Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.
Which episode of ATHF is that?
the long one.
If by long, you mean longer than your penis, then by everyone elses' standards I'm sure it was actually the short one.
Ooooooooh I get it, they made an ATHF movie? And that's where it's from? I didn't know that. Ah well.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 30, 2007, 04:39 AM
Ah well.
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sexx is so good. it feels like a million deftones songs in yhor ear. it is awesome. after like cumming 3 times my tamale hurts though. but i just tke some drugs and im up and boning again. it really good and awesome. after ytou have sex , you know what the meaning of life its like your born into this world and then a wind takes you and there you are in a room with a girl she might have hot face or an ugly face but the fact is your gonna make some soup and thats were all your perseverance pays off when you lick some and repeatedly stab your girfriend in the ass or batcave.
anal sex is the best though
Hi Ross.
Erm well he sure does sound like him.
Quote from: Juicy Fruit on Sep 30, 2007, 06:01 PM
Hi Ross.
LOL.. i never even put that together!
Yeah it does sound like him.
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SECKS
Quote from: stiffcock on Sep 30, 2007, 06:28 AM
sexx is so good. it feels like a million deftones songs in yhor ear. it is awesome. after like cumming 3 times my tamale hurts though. but i just tke some drugs and im up and boning again. it really good and awesome. after ytou have sex , you know what the meaning of life its like your born into this world and then a wind takes you and there you are in a room with a girl she might have hot face or an ugly face but the fact is your gonna make some soup and thats were all your perseverance pays off when you lick some and repeatedly stab your girfriend in the ass or batcave.
anal sex is the best though
This is the best sex advice I've read in this thread yet.
That really does sound like me, I wonder who stiff cock is.
sex is for virgins. true sex comes when its not sex. its getting it the fuck on. like down and dirty. .
lol down and dirty. think about what that means poor girls
Quote from: Fireal1222 on Oct 13, 2007, 07:46 AM
sex is for virgins. true sex comes when its not sex. its getting it the fuck on. like down and dirty. .
lol down and dirty. think about what that means poor girls
So sex is basically for Straight people and Lesbians..
yup because a gay guy could never get "down and dirty." ::)
so when I first took off I was in a bit of a pinch because I had like no privacy at all except in those horrid shitters that we were using (refer to the picture thread) They stunk really bad and like flies would dive bomb you and it was just a weir environment. Not very conducive for masturbation. And so I didn't jerk off for like 2 weeks. And I was nervous that I was going to have a wet dream , which was a big deal because I had limited clothes and no washing machine. And sure as shit it happened. But the fucked up part was that I dreamed about fucking some really fat really ugly chick. How fucking lame is that? Anyways after that I just sucked it up and concentrated really hard and managed to get off in the little shit pile den. But yeah, that's the closest to sex that i have come in like 3 months, and in no way at all is that depressing.
Ha ha ha, let me rephrase that :
The closest experience to sex you had in the past 3 months is jerk off in a stinky shithole...
Great... Damn, that's a good thing I never wished to join the military
Quote from: Variable on Oct 14, 2007, 12:10 PM
so when I first took off I was in a bit of a pinch because I had like no privacy at all except in those horrid shitters that we were using (refer to the picture thread) They stunk really bad and like flies would dive bomb you and it was just a weir environment. Not very conducive for masturbation. And so I didn't jerk off for like 2 weeks. And I was nervous that I was going to have a wet dream , which was a big deal because I had limited clothes and no washing machine. And sure as shit it happened. But the fucked up part was that I dreamed about fucking some really fat really ugly chick. How fucking lame is that? Anyways after that I just sucked it up and concentrated really hard and managed to get off in the little shit pile den. But yeah, that's the closest to sex that i have come in like 3 months, and in no way at all is that depressing.
Hahaha, that's fucked up
I been jerking off less and less recently. I dunno why but the urge is dying a little at the moment. Thing is, I can just be walking about and I'll get the biggest fucking boner for no reason.
Quote from: Variable on Oct 14, 2007, 12:10 PM
so when I first took off I was in a bit of a pinch because I had like no privacy at all except in those horrid shitters that we were using (refer to the picture thread) They stunk really bad and like flies would dive bomb you and it was just a weir environment. Not very conducive for masturbation. And so I didn't jerk off for like 2 weeks. And I was nervous that I was going to have a wet dream , which was a big deal because I had limited clothes and no washing machine. And sure as shit it happened. But the fucked up part was that I dreamed about fucking some really fat really ugly chick. How fucking lame is that? Anyways after that I just sucked it up and concentrated really hard and managed to get off in the little shit pile den. But yeah, that's the closest to sex that i have come in like 3 months, and in no way at all is that depressing.
that almost made me spit my coffee out on the monitor.
fucking hilarious.
Quote from: tarkil on Oct 14, 2007, 12:33 PM
Ha ha ha, let me rephrase that :
The closest experience to sex you had in the past 3 months is jerk off in a stinky shithole...
Great... Damn, that's a good thing I never wished to join the military
see I think that it was the dream because I was thinking about sex(with a god awful ugly woman) and I didn't have to touch myself, but I still came.
Quote from: ToneDef on Oct 14, 2007, 03:27 PM
Quote from: Variable on Oct 14, 2007, 12:10 PM
so when I first took off I was in a bit of a pinch because I had like no privacy at all except in those horrid shitters that we were using (refer to the picture thread) They stunk really bad and like flies would dive bomb you and it was just a weir environment. Not very conducive for masturbation. And so I didn't jerk off for like 2 weeks. And I was nervous that I was going to have a wet dream , which was a big deal because I had limited clothes and no washing machine. And sure as shit it happened. But the fucked up part was that I dreamed about fucking some really fat really ugly chick. How fucking lame is that? Anyways after that I just sucked it up and concentrated really hard and managed to get off in the little shit pile den. But yeah, that's the closest to sex that i have come in like 3 months, and in no way at all is that depressing.
Hahaha, that's fucked up
I been jerking off less and less recently. I dunno why but the urge is dying a little at the moment. Thing is, I can just be walking about and I'll get the biggest fucking boner for no reason.
yeah I didn't have any urges during those 2 weeks. Maybe because I wasn't watching TV and movies with half naked girls and sex every 2.5 seconds. Also because there were literally no girls around. But since I came back. I set up a sheet and a tarp for an artifice wall and officially opened the jack shack. Its been a good time, just me and youporn.com
Quote from: Variable on Oct 14, 2007, 03:35 PM
I set up a sheet and a tarp for an artifice wall and officially opened the jack shack. Its been a good time, just me and youporn.com
Jack Shack.... haha.. nice!
sinner's presence is always welcome in the jack shack ;)
Haha, youporn is the shit. I'm all about the amateurs.
Amateur is waaaay better that movie pron....
Has anyone ever been spoiled by someone sexually and then just couldn't get off to porn anymore??
Jacking off is wrong. Don't do it. TRANSMUTATION OF SEX. take your sexual energy which is one of the 3 most powerful emotions and transmutate it into somthing creative.
Quote from: J.C. Costelluccio on Oct 15, 2007, 04:50 PM
Jacking off is wrong. Don't do it. TRANSMUTATION OF SEX. take your sexual energy which is one of the 3 most powerful emotions and transmutate it into somthing creative.
like a new strain of virus that only kills people of native american decent?
Whats with this Native American stuff??
sorry "Indigenous peoples"
Ill try to be more Politically correct next time
I didn't even get how you were trying to diss me. I'm sittin' here tryin' to pass some knowledge along and you bring up something racial. I feel sorry for you that you think that way. If race matters then is it ok I'm half white, can I fit in with you now trey? I don't want too, but can I? Even though I can't talk about how small my dick is. Even though I can't go out to golf, even though I don't want but just one thing, got to have my origin, in the house of sufferring.
like I said, a new strain
Take one more step.
you want me to move past pondering and move to production?
Cmon boys.. Flex yer e-muscle.
I cant because I dont want you to pass out from the heat. Ross can't because.....well he literally cant, he doesn't have any.
Quote from: Variable on Oct 15, 2007, 08:39 PM
I cant because I dont want you to pass out from the heat. Ross can't because.....well he literally cant, he doesn't have any.
This really made me LOL.
;-)
hopefully i'll get some tonight!! ::)
sex is fun
Quote from: mrs_swa on Oct 15, 2007, 10:29 PM
hopefully i'll get some tonight!! ::)
im rooting for you
Quote from: TheWatcher on Oct 15, 2007, 10:52 PM
sex is fun
Really? I probably would have never know that if you didn't say so. Thanks
ha ha ha, Variable is back... :)
werd. Hey man I gota tell you about some serious french jokes that the afghans were throwing out. It was hilarious.
Yup go for that, I guess it's fun...
And don't make me wait punk... ;)
since this is a sex topic, counting my gf now obviously... i've had sex with 30 girls
i wonder what the average amount of women a guy has sex with in a lifetime?
Quote from: Hidalgo on Mar 09, 2008, 08:12 AM
i've had sex with 30 girls
SLUT!!!!
haha.. jus playin! =o)
i didn't have sex tonight
I had some this Friday...
Taiwan for the win !!
i think i'm gonna have me some sex tues night, that's sounds like a plan
im gonna try for saturday...hopefully i can stay sober 'enough' , Maybe Friday, if i stay home..
Quote from: Hidalgo on Mar 09, 2008, 08:12 AM
since this is a sex topic, counting my gf now obviously... i've had sex with 30 girls
i wonder what the average amount of women a guy has sex with in a lifetime?
thats 29 more women than ive been with...and im married ???
Quote from: Hidalgo on Mar 09, 2008, 08:12 AM
since this is a sex topic, counting my gf now obviously... i've had sex with 30 girls
Is 30 an exact number ? Meaning that you do remember all of them ?
I had less than that, but am not really sure of the count... should be between 15 and 20...
I made a list to stay awake during some horrid lectures one time. I did not count blow jobs or sex I had to pay for (fuck all of you for judging me) and my number was somewhere around 35 or 36. Cant remember anymore
Quote from: Variable on Mar 12, 2008, 03:14 AM
my number was somewhere around 35 or 36. Cant remember anymore
SLUT! =o)
There was a documentary on here a while back.
Durex did a world wide survey and apparently New Zealand has the most promiscuous women in the world.
News to me.
On topic sex is good.
So when are you inviting me to visit your place nucka ?
I'd like to meet your sister... :)
Quote from: fireflyry on Mar 12, 2008, 04:07 AM
There was a documentary on here a while back.
Durex did a world wide survey and apparently New Zealand has the most promiscuous women in the world.
News to me.
On topic sex is good.
and you still cant get laid? Dam
Quote from: tarkil on Mar 12, 2008, 05:58 AM
So when are you inviting me to visit your place nucka ?
I'd like to meet your sister... :)
Clown shoes.
This is not a valid answer...
You have to try again.
Hint :
Your answer should contain the following elements : some dates, some flight numbers, and your sister's address...
wink wink
Answer:
Clown shoes.
Quote from: Variable on Mar 12, 2008, 06:56 AM
Quote from: fireflyry on Mar 12, 2008, 04:07 AM
There was a documentary on here a while back.
Durex did a world wide survey and apparently New Zealand has the most promiscuous women in the world.
News to me.
On topic sex is good.
and you still cant get laid? Dam
Haaha you so funny.
Quote from: tarkil on Mar 12, 2008, 10:39 AM
This is not a valid answer...
You have to try again.
Hint :
Your answer should contain the following elements : some dates, some flight numbers, and your sister's address...
wink wink
and her photo ;D
Quote from: goldpony on Mar 10, 2008, 08:46 PM
Quote from: Hidalgo on Mar 09, 2008, 08:12 AM
since this is a sex topic, counting my gf now obviously... i've had sex with 30 girls
i wonder what the average amount of women a guy has sex with in a lifetime?
thats 29 more women than ive been with...and im married ???
i'd trade spots with you, if i could have married the one girl i ever loved, i'd give the others up for sure(could have, but screwed it up)
Quote from: tarkil on Mar 11, 2008, 02:45 AM
Quote from: Hidalgo on Mar 09, 2008, 08:12 AM
since this is a sex topic, counting my gf now obviously... i've had sex with 30 girls
Is 30 an exact number ? Meaning that you do remember all of them ?
I had less than that, but am not really sure of the count... should be between 15 and 20...
yea, that's the exact number. sure, i remember all of them
Quote from: Hidalgo on Mar 14, 2008, 08:46 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Mar 10, 2008, 08:46 PM
Quote from: Hidalgo on Mar 09, 2008, 08:12 AM
since this is a sex topic, counting my gf now obviously... i've had sex with 30 girls
i wonder what the average amount of women a guy has sex with in a lifetime?
thats 29 more women than ive been with...and im married ???
i'd trade spots with you, if i could have married the one girl i ever loved, i'd give the others up for sure(could have, but screwed it up)Quote from: tarkil on Mar 11, 2008, 02:45 AM
Quote from: Hidalgo on Mar 09, 2008, 08:12 AM
since this is a sex topic, counting my gf now obviously... i've had sex with 30 girls
Is 30 an exact number ? Meaning that you do remember all of them ?
I had less than that, but am not really sure of the count... should be between 15 and 20...
yea, that's the exact number. sure, i remember all of them
haha, I don't think you were sure because the post was edited... ::) ;D ;)
sex is overrated... unfortunately.
Quote from: whodunit? on Mar 16, 2008, 11:15 PM
sex is overrated... unfortunately.
you must not be doing it right ;D
uh oh
Quote from: Variable on Mar 12, 2008, 03:14 AM
I made a list to stay awake during some horrid lectures one time. I did not count blow jobs or sex I had to pay for (fuck all of you for judging me) and my number was somewhere around 35 or 36. Cant remember anymore
how many were guys
Quote from: Fireal1222 on Mar 18, 2008, 03:36 AM
Quote from: Variable on Mar 12, 2008, 03:14 AM
I made a list to stay awake during some horrid lectures one time. I did not count blow jobs or sex I had to pay for (fuck all of you for judging me) and my number was somewhere around 35 or 36. Cant remember anymore
how many were guys
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Snappp!
Quote from: Fireal1222 on Mar 18, 2008, 03:36 AM
Quote from: Variable on Mar 12, 2008, 03:14 AM
I made a list to stay awake during some horrid lectures one time. I did not count blow jobs or sex I had to pay for (fuck all of you for judging me) and my number was somewhere around 35 or 36. Cant remember anymore
how many were guys
;D ;D ;D hahaha... high 5!
Quote from: Variable on Mar 12, 2008, 03:14 AM
I made a list to stay awake during some horrid lectures one time. I did not count blow jobs or sex I had to pay for (fuck all of you for judging me) and my number was somewhere around 35 or 36. Cant remember anymore
I'm suprised you have to pay for sex.
I realised the other day that I have been single for 5 years, I have gone on dates and done the whole 'seeing each other' stage. I really need to find someone, maybe when Deftones come back to the UK.
Quote from: Fireal1222 on Mar 18, 2008, 03:36 AM
Quote from: Variable on Mar 12, 2008, 03:14 AM
I made a list to stay awake during some horrid lectures one time. I did not count blow jobs or sex I had to pay for (fuck all of you for judging me) and my number was somewhere around 35 or 36. Cant remember anymore
how many were guys
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE IS FLAMING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE OH WHERE IS A MOD TO LAY DOWN THE HAND OF JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but to your disappointment no men were included in my numbers. Dont be sad though. I mean I cant realistically tell you that you will meet a gay guy anywhere near as awesome as me. But I mean.....well yeah, just good luck.
Quote from: pissedandpierced on Mar 18, 2008, 01:20 PM
Quote from: Variable on Mar 12, 2008, 03:14 AM
I made a list to stay awake during some horrid lectures one time. I did not count blow jobs or sex I had to pay for (fuck all of you for judging me) and my number was somewhere around 35 or 36. Cant remember anymore
I'm suprised you have to pay for sex.
I dont have to pay for sex. Its just something you do for the experience. Im all about trying new things ( no fireal that doesn't mean I will let you suck my cock, stop asking)
Quote from: goldpony on Mar 10, 2008, 08:46 PM
thats 29 more women than ive been with...and im married ???
No way...
cyber sex doesnt count either
Damn it... Well then my number is WAYYYYYY lower! ;D
Quote from: goldpony on Mar 19, 2008, 10:32 PM
Quote from: Shaye on Mar 19, 2008, 05:48 PM
Quote from: goldpony on Mar 10, 2008, 08:46 PM
thats 29 more women than ive been with...and im married ???
No way...
way
Well ok then. I guess my number is more believable than I thought.
which is?
damn, I stay with 1...
dam. I feel like a slut with you kids. I love it
Quote from: Variable on Mar 25, 2008, 05:42 PM
dam. I feel like a slut with you kids. I love it
hehe...
Quote from: Variable on Mar 25, 2008, 05:42 PM
dam. I feel like a slut with you kids. I love it
Yeah, well you always came off sounding a little slutty to me anyway. :P
Just because you cant imagine meeting me and not fucking me doesn't make ME slutty
Quote from: Variable on Mar 25, 2008, 07:22 PM
Just because you cant imagine meeting me and not fucking me doesn't make ME slutty
Wow, so now your a slut and a psychic? My god, where have you been all my life!?!
Quote from: Shaye on Mar 25, 2008, 08:42 PM
Quote from: Variable on Mar 25, 2008, 07:22 PM
Just because you cant imagine meeting me and not fucking me doesn't make ME slutty
Wow, so now your a slut and a psychic? My god, where have you been all my life!?!
They are hiding him in Afghanistan because they know all the women want him... :D
Quote from: White Pwny on Mar 25, 2008, 09:00 PM
Quote from: Shaye on Mar 25, 2008, 08:42 PM
Quote from: Variable on Mar 25, 2008, 07:22 PM
Just because you cant imagine meeting me and not fucking me doesn't make ME slutty
Wow, so now your a slut and a psychic? My god, where have you been all my life!?!
They are hiding him in Afghanistan because they know all the women want him... :D
Well this is the first time I hearing about a "Slut Protection Program".
Quote from: Shaye on Mar 25, 2008, 08:42 PM
Quote from: Variable on Mar 25, 2008, 07:22 PM
Just because you cant imagine meeting me and not fucking me doesn't make ME slutty
Wow, so now your a slut and a psychic? My god, where have you been all my life!?!
In your dreams baby. In your dreams
Quote from: Shaye on Mar 26, 2008, 01:32 AM
Quote from: White Pwny on Mar 25, 2008, 09:00 PM
Quote from: Shaye on Mar 25, 2008, 08:42 PM
Quote from: Variable on Mar 25, 2008, 07:22 PM
Just because you cant imagine meeting me and not fucking me doesn't make ME slutty
Wow, so now your a slut and a psychic? My god, where have you been all my life!?!
They are hiding him in Afghanistan because they know all the women want him... :D
Well this is the first time I hearing about a "Slut Protection Program".
Its not protection for me. Its a national security issue. They know how much my presence could rock the system. Broken hearts and bleeding vaginas that is. That's why they only let me back for 30 days a a time.
This conversation is giving me Lolz Palsy.
+++ today
ok
blood sugar
since Moz does not post here anymore the thread is dead.
I don't know what to post here..umm..I love women. and boobs. and butts. and vaginas! Thank god for women..beautiful creatures.
yeah no shit. Obviously we all like sex. Yay! Now lets let a thread or two die for a change.
Had some yesterday, was more than a week since last time, therefore enjoyed it a lot...
thanks very much
I had some for the first time in a year about two weeks ago. So fuck you and your week
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....
i havent fucked since january and i think the girl i want to get with is fooling around with my brother....
but im not gonna let that stop me.
ha ha, now that's the good way to think.... :)
hahaha thats hilarious
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....
Dude..... marriage don't mean that you don't get any.....
Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 03, 2008, 06:13 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....
Dude..... marriage don't mean that you don't get any.....
unless you marry a french women apparantly
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....
oh there is still plenty of pussy to pull in the states. Just none in Afghanistan. I would not recommend going to Afghanistan to look for some ass.
and dont let these kids fool you. Everyone knows that you stop having sex after you are married. Stop trying to fake it josh and sinner.
Hahahah
Quote from: Variable on Jun 03, 2008, 09:46 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....
oh there is still plenty of pussy to pull in the states. Just none in Afghanistan. I would not recommend going to Afghanistan to look for some ass.
and dont let these kids fool you. Everyone knows that you stop having sex after you are married. Stop trying to fake it josh and sinner.
No worries man, no way I'm getting fooled by such a blatant trick... :)
i need good porn
Quote from: Oldnewtype on Jun 04, 2008, 05:53 PM
i need good porn
you've got the greatest posts ever.
Quote from: Variable on Jun 03, 2008, 09:46 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....
oh there is still plenty of pussy to pull in the states. Just none in Afghanistan. I would not recommend going to Afghanistan to look for some ass.
and dont let these kids fool you. Everyone knows that you stop having sex after you are married. Stop trying to fake it josh and sinner.
If sex stopped after marriage... I'd have NEVER gotten married.
Quote from: White Pwny on Jun 04, 2008, 06:49 PM
Quote from: Variable on Jun 03, 2008, 09:46 PM
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 03, 2008, 04:32 PM
I so cannot imagine that happening to me....
Damn Asia for getting me so used to it... If I move out one day (or even worse, if I get married...), it's gonna be so tough....
oh there is still plenty of pussy to pull in the states. Just none in Afghanistan. I would not recommend going to Afghanistan to look for some ass.
and dont let these kids fool you. Everyone knows that you stop having sex after you are married. Stop trying to fake it josh and sinner.
If sex stopped after marriage... I'd have NEVER gotten married.
exactly, its just you dont talk about married sex cause bragging that you banged your wife (or husband) is like bragging that you beat up a handicapped kid: sad.
Quote from: goldpony on Jun 04, 2008, 09:25 PM
exactly, its just you dont talk about married sex cause bragging that you banged your wife (or husband) is like bragging that you beat up a handicapped kid: sad.
lolz... this quote FTW.
i can care less about sex to be honest.. its all about the mental connection for me.. i guess im a cupcake but whatever. lol
Ya, but once yer past the mental connection... its great! =o)
Quote from: goldpony on Jun 04, 2008, 09:25 PM
exactly, its just you dont talk about married sex cause bragging that you banged your wife (or husband) is like bragging that you beat up a handicapped kid: sad.
Hey, I banged your wife too, but that just happened because we weren't married I guess...
And that's true, I wouldn't brag about it.... :P
Quote from: Fireal1222 on Jun 04, 2008, 09:40 PM
i can care less about sex to be honest.. its all about the mental connection for me.. i guess im a cupcake but whatever. lol
Hmmm, someone still needs to learn couple of stuff right there.....
^^^^^ yeah no shit
Having had a 5 minutes one yesterday (not planned that short though, damnit...), I understand it can be boring that way....
Goodly enough, that usually doesn't happen, so it's normally very good...
But damn, I sometimes feel like I barely have any control on what's happening over there (be it in one way or the other...).
That helps making it funny though...
the last part of your post confused the fuck out of me
Lack of vocabulary man, and I'm at work now and don't have time to spend searching for words and shit....
We'll see when I get back home...
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 05, 2008, 06:30 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Jun 04, 2008, 09:25 PM
exactly, its just you dont talk about married sex cause bragging that you banged your wife (or husband) is like bragging that you beat up a handicapped kid: sad.
Hey, I banged your wife too, but that just happened because we weren't married I guess...
And that's true, I wouldn't brag about it.... :P
pwned :'(
srsly though, the sex dont stop after your married. its a myth perpetrated by people who didnt take the time to figure out that the trophy wife is frigid and just wants money. j/k, but really, it seems people get really timid about talking about sex with their partners, which leads to sexual disfunction due to different mindsets concerning sex. its all about communication
love to have sex with meg white
Quote from: goldpony on Jun 06, 2008, 11:10 PM
srsly though, the sex dont stop after your married. its a myth perpetrated by people who didnt take the time to figure out that the trophy wife is frigid and just wants money. j/k, but really, it seems people get really timid about talking about sex with their partners, which leads to sexual disfunction due to different mindsets concerning sex. its all about communication
I'm with you on this one, but I noticed even with very active partners, and where everything goes more than fine on lots of aspects (communication being one of them), after a while, it just happens less.... And it's not just because of her.... Even because I dont feel like having sex with her all the time anymore...
While when it's some new girls all the time, damn, I feel like having sex all the time...
Quote from: tarkil on Jun 07, 2008, 06:10 AM
Quote from: goldpony on Jun 06, 2008, 11:10 PM
srsly though, the sex dont stop after your married. its a myth perpetrated by people who didnt take the time to figure out that the trophy wife is frigid and just wants money. j/k, but really, it seems people get really timid about talking about sex with their partners, which leads to sexual disfunction due to different mindsets concerning sex. its all about communication
I'm with you on this one, but I noticed even with very active partners, and where everything goes more than fine on lots of aspects (communication being one of them), after a while, it just happens less.... And it's not just because of her.... Even because I dont feel like having sex with her all the time anymore...
While when it's some new girls all the time, damn, I feel like having sex all the time...
this is true, it does happen less, but it happens regularly ;)
just like our parent
I lost my virginity on friday. Good times.
Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on Jun 23, 2008, 07:44 AM
I lost my virginity on friday. Good times.
^5 !!!!!!!!!
How much did it cost you ? ;D
my roomates got pissed at me yesterday because i was fucking my new g/f at 7:30 in the morning and woke everyone up.
I'm so glad I can say that now.
Damn, she was a light weight then..... :)
No broken bones while acting ? :)
I barely even had to do any work if you know what I mean.
Was it a dead whale you fucked? ;D
j/k
sometimes I wish I had two cocks.
they can do that nowadays can't they?
I mean I already have the POWER of two cocks in my one cock.
but an actual pair of cocks, to fuck the pussy and the ass at the same time, that would be a real treat
probably more of a treat for me than for her though
well, you get used to anything they say
Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on Jun 25, 2008, 09:22 AM
I barely even had to do any work if you know what I mean.
SEXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Moz on Jun 25, 2008, 06:04 PM
sometimes I wish I had two cocks.
they can do that nowadays can't they?
I mean I already have the POWER of two cocks in my one cock.
but an actual pair of cocks, to fuck the pussy and the ass at the same time, that would be a real treat
probably more of a treat for me than for her though
Id say it would def be more of a treat for you, than for her. Eeper.
i had a friend whose brother was...deformed. he had two cocks and claimed he could fuck his girl in both holes at once, highly doubtful. the sex part i mean, i know he had two cocks
Quote from: Moz on Jun 25, 2008, 06:04 PM
sometimes I wish I had two cocks.
they can do that nowadays can't they?
I mean I already have the POWER of two cocks in my one cock.
but an actual pair of cocks, to fuck the pussy and the ass at the same time, that would be a real treat
probably more of a treat for me than for her though
well, you get used to anything they say
kaktuz.com/jvm/Guy_with_2_dicks_gets_head.html
I saw on the news the other day that a baby was born with a penis on his back. Uber weird. They were or are gonna remove it. I don't care to look it up... but it was realz. Realz gross.
Quote from: whodunit? on Jun 25, 2008, 07:07 PM
Quote from: Moz on Jun 25, 2008, 06:04 PM
sometimes I wish I had two cocks.
they can do that nowadays can't they?
I mean I already have the POWER of two cocks in my one cock.
but an actual pair of cocks, to fuck the pussy and the ass at the same time, that would be a real treat
probably more of a treat for me than for her though
well, you get used to anything they say
kaktuz.com/jvm/Guy_with_2_dicks_gets_head.html
holy shit
this man owns
Pretty funny how fake that cock was.
Quote from: Moz on Jun 25, 2008, 06:04 PM
sometimes I wish I had two cocks.
they can do that nowadays can't they?
I mean I already have the POWER of two cocks in my one cock.
but an actual pair of cocks, to fuck the pussy and the ass at the same time, that would be a real treat
probably more of a treat for me than for her though
well, you get used to anything they say
yea, 2 cocks would be sweet. like Toni TwoCocks from the 1990s dynasty Chicago Bulls
on a serious note, i'm not sure i'll ever let my guard down with any girl again. i've built up such a huge kickass wall, that it's gonna be damn hard for any girl to break that son'bitch
dont be emo
i think it's the opposite of emo. cause i dont get emotional at all
trust me, you're being emo.
It's not like any girl's going to try though. Enjoy your hand.
*Squishy squishy*
;D
Quote from: Variable on Jul 02, 2008, 11:37 AM
trust me, you're being emo.
except for the exact opposite.
and no ridiculous haircut faggy haircut
thats always an up side