My friends and I used to send pics of our shit to each other over the phone. I usually have one solid log.

my stomach's real upset today. dunno what the hell I did, but after dinner last night I got pains and almost diarrhea. got better after a few visits to the loo, but after breakfast this morning it was back. now it's been like that all day.

and yet no pics.  booooooo

I was gonna take a pic of my dogs poo for ya,but it's raining.

^5 trey!

this thread is just a pathetic shoot at trying to be omg-i'm-crazy-on-the-interwebz-and-sucks-maddox-penis.

yeah sorry.

someone's a woman.

sorry.

Quote from: raynor on Apr 10, 2009, 08:21 PM
this thread is just a pathetic shoot at trying to be omg-i'm-crazy-on-the-interwebz-and-sucks-maddox-penis.

yeah sorry.

Lighten up, sourpuss.

Quote from: raynor on Apr 10, 2009, 08:21 PM
this thread is just a pathetic shoot at trying to be omg-i'm-crazy-on-the-interwebz-and-sucks-maddox-penis.

yeah sorry.

This would be way below me trying to look or act crazy, idiot.

I haven't shat in three days.

dude i've been there recently. and it happened after i had red lobster. when that turd finally crowned it made my day.

Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on Apr 14, 2009, 10:20 PM
I haven't shat in three days.

You taking any new meds lately?  I know you have a lot of stuff you take.  But any kind of narcotic or tramadol or......I guess a lot that I don't really feel like listing, will stop you up.  Codeine is actually starting to be used as an anti diarrheal more and more.

I am on no meds at all. I was just backed up. Clogged that fucker when it finally happened. I would've taken a picture, but it wasn't spectacular.

lameo

yeah man, this thread started out awesome....

I was asked to make it, so I did.  I never endorsed its awesomeness.  That being said, you all could participate a bit more.

damn, how often you shit? (not on SL) haha
once a month?

Ok well this isn't a turd story, but just awkward. I was in Union Station in Chicago and had to piss. Upon entering I immediately notice a guy waiting against a wall behind the urinals, so I think there's a line waiting to urinate. Nope just one of the 5 urinals is being used, so I go ahead and take my leak.

The whole time I'm just plain thinking "WTF?" So while drying my hands I slip in a "You alright there, boss?" And he replies "I'm gold". When i left the bathroom he was still leaning against the wall looking at the urinals.

maybe he was in one of these kind of situations

Maybe he was waiting on someone to finish a shit.  Or was just really high.