Bigfoot found

[White Pwny]

Satyr.  Hawt.

[oldgentlovecraft]

Boosh!

[sharingbuns]

Lol, yeah yeah.  Take it from the horror fanatic.  Every gothic slutpuppy has read Poppy Z. Brite or watched Lost Boys and wanted to fuck the undead.  I like the vampires of myth, not the romanticized, Hollywood metrosexuals.

lmao @ lost boys

do you wanna fuck corey feldman?

[sharingbuns]

i wonder why no one said chuck norris
i wonder if a woman's womb is strong enough to hold his baby
i doubt it

[tarkil]

He he, looks like I missed all the fun in there...

What about a siren then ? That would be all slippery and wet too... Plus it would smell fishy already, nearly like the original....   

[sharingbuns]

i wanna fuck a mermaid
c'mere ariel, you slut, i'm bout to take this shit

[White Pwny]

What about.... a MERMAN!

[lostpilot]

seemingly mermaids and mermen do not have genitals.
so the only way to intercourse sexually with them is.. well.
their mouths!

oh well, no merchildren for you

[sharingbuns]

don't they have some kind of orifice? how do they release waste?! couldn't you at least gill fuck one? there's always oral sex. there's always a flipper fuck. i think that i could figure out a way to violate just about anything.

[White Pwny]

Oral with a merman is fine by me.    =o)

[sharingbuns]

Oral with a merman is fine by me.    =o)

you would let a merman lick your twat? fuckin sweet.