HEY SOMEONE TALK TO ME

[sharingbuns]

i would have talked back but i was doing stuff
can someone please take a picture for me, but you have to do it just like this
i want you sitting on a stuffed wild boar, there needs to be a clock in the picture reading 2:45 PM
okay, you still with me?
you need to be wearing glasses with one lens missing, holding a 4 d cell maglite in your right hand
PINK lemonade in your left hand, no straw, easy on the ice
okay, wearing a dodgers hat and cowboy boots
i want you to be wearing an apron
i dont know where i'm going with this. later.

[goldpony]

i would take the pic, but i have too much self respect. if you had asked me to have sex with the stuffed boar, that would be different

[sharingbuns]

will you have sex with the stuffed boar?

[goldpony]

thats more like it. yes. yes i will.

[sharingbuns]

okay just do me a favor and say that slower
and put on a party hat
and burn me with a cigar

[tarkil]

Ha ha ah... I don't know which fake name is that, but that's pretty much awesome...

[sharingbuns]

Ha ha ah... I don't know which fake name is that, but that's pretty much awesome...

this is no fake name
i'm really this weird

[devilinside]

LOL!

[Jerry_Curls]

boy or girl?

[sharingbuns]

big hairy rugged mayun

[Variable]

i dont know where i'm going with this. later.

Dude, thats fucked up.  I was getting all into it trying to figure out how I was going to get all the stuff together for the pic.  Then the last line comes.  Fuck you.

[sharingbuns]

i dont know where i'm going with this. later.

Dude, thats fucked up.  I was getting all into it trying to figure out how I was going to get all the stuff together for the pic.  Then the last line comes.  Fuck you.

let me try again

i want you on a unicycle while wearing a large golden cuban link chain, smoking a misty slim 120, and wearing a hardhat.
take it exactly 37 minutes after the sun comes up. eat a big breakfast beforehand, it's a very important meal.

next take a picture of yourself serving your girlfriends family blueberry waffles, while sitting on the toilet pantless.

if you can take these pictures, i will love you forever. reguardless of your gender.

[White Pwny]

I gotta goldddd chaiinnnn..

[Variable]

I don't have a GF, I can't play this time

[White Pwny]

n00b

[Variable]

Whatever, you don't have a girl firend either.  Noob

[White Pwny]

haha.. .that you know of.   

[Variable]

Um, refer to the WWTD thread

[White Pwny]

*referring*

[Variable]

.............if you don't get it.  I'm going to slap you