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When your lips get numb,and you get to a certain weird feeling...STOP! Then drink lots of water and pop 2 asprin.

TY.  This should be the Ask Kelly thread.  =o)
Uh, yeah if you want a GI bleed. 

If you combine alcohol with aspirin, you face an increased risk of gastrointestinal bleeding. And if you use alcohol and acetaminophen, you increase your risk of liver damage. In fact, the Food and Drug Administration requires all over-the-counter pain relievers and fever reducers to carry a warning label advising those who consume three or more drinks a day to consult with their doctors before using the drug.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/alcohol/SC00024

You will also notice the mayo clinic bringing up 3 drinks.  Yup, stick with me kids.  I got you.


Oh whatever. I'm sure it's meaning in mass quantities or over a long period of time. It's called MODERATION.
uh hu uh hu uh hu.  I would be defensive if I was wrong too ;)


Hahah fuck you dude!!  ;D


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lol, oh god.  That picture might never go away


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I am putting that up on my myspace.  Then going to charge $ 0.50 every time someone views my page


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haha.. thanks to Kelly, you will be rich!
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Trey has just become a lolcat!
woo!
can this shit get even better?..

*silence*

yes! we'll just wait..


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I am putting that up on my myspace.  Then going to charge $ 0.50 every time someone views my page
haha.. thanks to Kelly, you will be rich!


Hey...I get a portion of that! Creative rights!


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trey, how do know when its ok to piitb? and should you ask first?
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yes what a good question!
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if the easter bunny and the tooth fairy got into a fight, with santa as a ring girl and jesus as the ref, who would win?

how do know when its ok to piitb? and should you ask first?


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trey, how do know when its ok to piitb? and should you ask first?
lol.  I don't know what's worse.  The fact that I have never seen the acronym "piitb" yet I knew instantly what it meant.  Or that I don't even have to think about this as all.  Because I have already given it years of thought.  I must put a disclaimer out on this answer though.  Seeing as how all girls are radically different from one to the other.  But I still think that in general, we can come to a consensus on this one.

Ok.  You can ask first.  You have to feel your girl out to really know the answer to that one.  It's a gamble.  Maybe she is actually willing to do it with you, and you just made that a lot easier.  Or maybe she finds it repulsing and never wants to talk to you again.  A more likely scenario is that even though she is turned on by anal sex in porns and secretly thinks about trying it, she will say no way and don't even try it.  Which puts you in a situation because obviously you are still going to try.  But you lost your innocence in the situation because she already said no, so she can legitimately be mad at you.  It's a roll of your dice on the asking.  I have asked 1 night stands and it actually worked one time.....but only one time.  None of them ever walked out on me though.  I have gotten a finger up there on multiple one night stands though. Which brings us to the root of the question.  

How do you know when she is ready.  Because obviously you were born ready.  Assuming that we are talking about long term relationships here and not one night stands ( because obviously me being me I know that you are in a long term monogamous relationship ) A lot of guy would say that putting it in her butt pretty much seals the deal that you own her.  So it would be logical to use reverse logic and if you have hit the point in the relationship where she totally depends on you and appreciate you for the provider you are, you could probably go for it.  But think life can be much simpler than that.  Especially since I am attracted to independent minded females.

The key is to not rush it.  You gota spend some time down there eating her out anyways right?  RIGHT?  Because if not, you are already fucking up.  So while you are down there, slip your tong down a little bit lower and just see if she likes it.  She cant get mad at you for that.  I'm sure she thinks it feels good.  But may say no because she is uncomfortable and insecure about the idea.  So its also probably a good idea to try right after she has hygiened.  Just let her know that it really turns you on.  That she shouldn't feel insecure.  Do whatever you have to to accomplish this.  Stick your tong all the way in there and look happy about it,  Smell her farts, eat her shit, whatever it is that you have to do to let her know she can relax, do it.  Once you get that down, you move on to fingers.  A lot of times you can do this on your very first attempt too.  Get down there and really get her wet.  Go to town on eating her out, and finger her at the same time. Get your fingers super lubed.  Then when you know that she is really getting into it and maybe about to cum, slip a super good lubed index finger right in there.  Swiftness is the key.  You can't be slow about it.  Chances are she will be so relaxed and so focused on her vagina that she wont even know what hit her.  Except an amazing orgasm with the help of her anus.  This is huge because now she knows that it doesn't have to be all painful, and might even be pleasurable.  If you can keep her on board from here, its still a long road.  But the uphill part is flattening out.

Start practicing getting her to relax the sphincter.  Get her comfortable with the size of one finger.  Then move to two.  Then three.  After 3, she is probably ready for the cock.  Just keep reminding her that this is something that is really a big deal to you.  Chances are she loves you and wants to please you so she will stay on board.  Don't be forceful, she has to be able to relax.  Be sure to have tons of lube on had at all times.  Seriously, never be without a lube pack in your pocket. You never know when she might just want it.  It takes time and dedication.  And she will probably want something in return.  So fucking buy the whole box set of all the seasons of sex in the city.  It will be worth it.  Good luck and god speed

P.S. if all else fails.  Find a gay guy.  They like this sort of thing.  Just be sure he advertises himself as a "bottom" and not a "top" or else you might suddenly be sympathizing with your GF in a way you never though possible.
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I never knew one could write a text that long about making your girlfriend to have anal sex with you.


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lol @ the gay guy part.
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if the easter bunny and the tooth fairy got into a fight, with santa as a ring girl and jesus as the ref, who would win?
Easy.  Santa.  Why?  Well..........

Obviously Jesus has a grudge against the Easter bunny for stealing his thunder.  However he also has a grudge against santa for doing the same.  But since Santa is only showing off his tatas Jesus can't really fuck him in the fight.  So the atheist in the crowed will become infuriated that Jesus is pushing his religious beliefs on them by calling the fight in the favor of the tooth fairy.  However agnostics and even some christians alike will also be mad about it.  Because no body likes the  tooth fairy.  1 she is a girl.  and 2. she takes advantage of the illegal monopoly she has on the tooth collecting industry by paying way below the price of what the goods she is buying is actually worth.  So everyone wants to see her dead, get some fresh blood in the industry.  But most of the Christians will revert back to Jesus when they see PETA protesting Jesus, Santa, the tooth fair, and republicans for supporting a fight in where a bunny is being assaulted.  This will drive even deeper lines down the left and the right of America.  Each side passionate about their cause.  But it will end in a stalemate between Jesus and the Easter Bunny because no one is willing to compromise.  Everyone will still hate the tooth fairy, especially since she didn't get the shit kicked out of her.  So who/what will they turn to?  Tatas.  Yup, thats right.  Since birth humans have turned to tatas for just about any problem.  And who is in the national spotlight with the clout and tatas to emerge victorious from this fight?  Santa.  His stock will go way up.  Making him the biggest economic gainer from the fight.  And the economic winner, is always the real winner.


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I never knew one could write a text that long about making your girlfriend to have anal sex with you.
I can pretty much write that long about anything, and nothing.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE RIGHT THE TOOTH FAIRY IS A TWAT

how do know when its ok to piitb? and should you ask first?


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lol @ the gay guy part.
yeah the seriousness of that response required some comic relief
YOU ARE RIGHT
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this is the plan
one of us will lose a tooth on purpose
then when the tooth fairy shows up one of us will hit her with a brick
then we rob her
then we knock HER teeth out
then we have our way with her

SOLD???

how do know when its ok to piitb? and should you ask first?