Weird emails you have recieved?

[Corleone]

I got this one today, prob the most fucked up ive ever seen...

Dear Friend,

With a very desperate need for assistance,I have summed up courage to
contact you.I am presently in Afganistan with NATO Forces.I am seeking your
assistance to evacuate the sum of $900,000.00(Nine hundred thousand
dollars)to you,as far as I can be assured that it will be safe
in your care until I complete my service here.This is some part of money found in a Taliban settlement AFTER WE SUCCESSFULLY BOMBARDED IT,and
there are no dangers involved.i WILL GIVE YOU THE FULL DETAILS WHEN I HEAR FROM YOU.Please contact me via email

[Vesanic]

Yep, I get like 100 things like this one per month. I've never won the lottery so many times in my life.

[lostpilot]

I've never had so many dead relatives abroad, whose accounts I can wire to my account with a little payment for "administrating this".

[RoyalDeftonicBoy]

I get shit like this everytime I check my mail. The same examples as you guys.