Just got back from a date...

[13hourstoparadise]

wait.. wait.... does Alfred ride in the Batmobile?!  If not.. Imma be sooooooo pissed off!   

You're alfred? You can sit on my lap sweetheart. Or, if I'm the wheel, be the lug nut.

[White Pwny]

wait.. wait.... does Alfred ride in the Batmobile?!  If not.. Imma be sooooooo pissed off!   

You're alfred? You can sit on my lap sweetheart. Or, if I'm the wheel, be the lug nut.

Deal.  Would you rather me be the nut... or sit in your lap?

[mrs_swa]

You should probably sit in his lap, is there any way you guys can pick me up? I've never been in the Batmobile....

[13hourstoparadise]

wait.. wait.... does Alfred ride in the Batmobile?!  If not.. Imma be sooooooo pissed off!   

You're alfred? You can sit on my lap sweetheart. Or, if I'm the wheel, be the lug nut.

Deal.  Would you rather me be the nut... or sit in your lap?

I could bust a nut in your lap...


Sorry, couldn't resist.

[White Pwny]

wait.. wait.... does Alfred ride in the Batmobile?!  If not.. Imma be sooooooo pissed off!   

You're alfred? You can sit on my lap sweetheart. Or, if I'm the wheel, be the lug nut.

Deal.  Would you rather me be the nut... or sit in your lap?

I could bust a nut in your lap...


Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Shaye]

(found an old picture) *wink* look at all this sex I'm selling... God damnit I was an emo faggot for a second and took pictures of myself.



Anyway, I could beat up your childern.

UMMMMMM.....you're hot! LOL. No really though. And that picture just about pushed me over the edge because for some reason I am attracted to muscular looking backs and shoulders....and then when they have tattoos on them it's even better.

I'm going to stop now.   

[13hourstoparadise]

Well thanks

[White Pwny]

UMMMMMM.....you're hot! LOL. No really though. And that picture just about pushed me over the edge because for some reason I am attracted to muscular looking backs and shoulders....and then when they have tattoos on them it's even better.

I'm going to stop now.   

Agreed.  ^5 Shaye.

[goldpony]

i could take a pic of my back, im sure youll be turned on by all the hair

[mrs_swa]

shit, we can wax that !!

[13hourstoparadise]

Or you can set yourself on fire! I hate the smell of burnt hair! Ewwww...

[White Pwny]

Hahaha..    Hmmm.. Waxing or Setting self on fire...


They both hurt hella bad, I would assume (as I have never been set on fire)  But I would imagine there would be ALOT less mess and stink if we just wax it.

[13hourstoparadise]

I trim below the belt... Glad I don't have a hairy back. And I'm Italian too, not sure how that works... But I hear a lot of women like dudes to be manly, so be proud with what evolution gave ya.

[White Pwny]

And if yer not proud, Pony boy.... We can still just wax ya. 

[goldpony]

 believe me, im proud. im italian too and im about three steps removed from full on gorilla. you can actually pet me 

[White Pwny]

Cmere'   ..... Cmere' ..... Roll over.... GOOD BOY!!!    *pets ya*

[goldpony]

*tongue wags* pant pant *kicks leg in air*

[White Pwny]

Awwwwwwwww how cute!!    JUST DON'T HUMP MY LEG!   

[13hourstoparadise]

Whoa, it's gettin' kind of freaky in here.

[White Pwny]

It's been that way since you posted pics of your back... talkin about trimmin the lower regions.  It's all YOUR fault. 



Oh yeah... and Josh's back hair too... that was the push over the edge.