feeding ducks

[Variable]

lol, very well then. 

I have never heard anyone accuse ducks of having claws.  Boy that made me laugh

[devilinside]

They do have claws....smarty britches. And glad I could amuse you!

[Variable]

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Which_ducks_do_not_have_claws

[Vesanic]

Two pages. That thread's got two pages. Wow.

[Variable]

We make shit happen

[Vesanic]

Ducks are amazing.



That's really the phrase of the day.

[Variable]

My friend Sarah was obsessed with the TV show "friends" so she bought a couple ducks for pets like joey and chandler.  Her pissed off x boy friend came by and broke their necks.  But they were pretty cool while they were still alive

[Vesanic]

Her pissed off x boy friend came by and broke their necks.

Your friend Sarah seems to like impulsive pricks.

[Variable]

He was a total douche.  But I think she was only dating him because he had some weird disease where he had no hair anywhere on his body.  So I think she felt bad for him and gave him a couple weeks. 

[devilinside]

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_ducks_have_nails_on_their_feet

[Variable]

The funny thing as that these people we are referencing probably know just as little about ducks as we do. 

[Nailec]

well since i partly grow up on a farm, i can confirm that ducks have long nails, just like chickens and every other bird.


but you only have to be afraid of swans. i mean, they are fucking evil. you dont fuck with them

[shine down unshy]

^ Hah

[Variable]

I'm really surprised that nobody posted this yet

mitch hedberg and the ducks

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

TALONS.

FUCKING TALONS.

[sing blue silver]

we have 2 geese and 6 chickens at my parents house. i FUCKING hate the geese. they...are...assholes.

[There Will Be Blood]

This is a picture of me napping in front of Ducks